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Comfy after-hours edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous thread: >>58089902

>> No.58092688

ur stu pid

>> No.58092703
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NIGGERS

>> No.58092710

when next pump? in 5 mins or 15?

>> No.58092714 [DELETED] 

I bought puts.
Fuck Joe Biden and fuck all democrats.

>> No.58092730

BITCHES BORN IN THA 90'S THATS UNDER 25 CAN'T COOK CAN'T CLEAN THEY DON'T WANT TO WORK NOTHING. NIGGAZ THAT'S 31 & OVER GET IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM & WONDER WHY SHIT AIN'T WORKING THAT'S BECAUSE ALL YOUNG BITCHES WANT TO DO IS POP PILLS, SMOKE WEED, GET DRUNK, LAY AROUND, SUCK DICK, EAT HOT CHEETOS, CHARGE THEY PHONE, GET A SEW IN WEAVE TWERK, BE BI SEXUAL, EAT MCDONALD'S, WASH THEY PUSSY IN THA SINK, LIE TAKE SELFIES AND TALK SHIT THRU WIFI CUZ THEY PHONE NEVER ON.

>> No.58092740

>Casually pump 70 points into ATH on updated dotplot

>> No.58092744
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58092744

What gutter tech is the best play right now?
>SNOW
>PANW
>ADBE
>HOOD(not tech but gutter)

Only holdings calls until Q2 ER for one of these

>> No.58092758
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>>58092730
Das rite!

>> No.58092770

>>58092744
COIN or, even better, CONL.

>> No.58092775

LAAC $20 tomorrow. Screencap this post.

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>my broker is coming over and he smokes with cigarettes

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Get pumped on nerds.

>> No.58092787

>>58092744
MDB is a good pick.

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Reddit will crash the market going sub $1

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58092790

Got a $5,000 bonus. What should I buy?

>> No.58092792

>5245
eeh

>> No.58092795

>>58092744
ESTC isn't bad either.

>> No.58092796

>>58092770
Nah COIN ain't gutter tech. I'm looking for midcaps that have dumped hard and are about to V.

Best crypto play right now is probs HOOd desu actually. Their financials are insane

>> No.58092807

>>58092790
PAA

>> No.58092813

>India’s largest gigafactory for batteries will start operating in October, and plans to almost triple its capacity by 2026, according to its owner, battery-maker Good Enough Energy
>Good Enough Energy

>> No.58092817

>>58092795
This one doesn't look bad actually. Forward p/e isn't crazy for gutter tech. SNOW and HOOD look like their home runs but this is a solid third base

>> No.58092818

So, intel is getting like a dozen billion in fed money and is poised as the only major American megacorp to open chip fabs to supply the American market and army.
Is there any reason not to go long? They’re practically being handed a monopoly.

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Looking to buy some trash in the new flight to shit?
I have all you need in one place.

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>Bear = bears
>Apple = dump
>Human = Jerome

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>futures

>> No.58092854

>>58092813
sounds like a scam

>> No.58092869

>>58092818
Their executives keep blowing govt money on bonuses and they are spending a ton of money. That being said though despite the non stop fuck ups, if semis were a venn diagram and three categories were
>fab
>software
>hardware

NVDA has software and hardware. INTC has hardware and fab. Jensen talked a big game about how free isn't cheap enough but for every mag 7 dumping money into NVDA you have 50 start ups dumping 2% of that into INTC because they can't afford the wait times.

Also the chart looks like it's about to go to 35 or 60 by may. I can't really tell desu but it won't stay at 4o to 50 for long

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GDXU and SLV in-the-money calls (July or Jan) is the way.

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>>58092813

>> No.58092899

>>58092790
RXRX
get actual equity (shares)

>> No.58092905

>>58092821
I don't want her touching anything I like

>> No.58092921

>>58092818
Because they're ass at making chips and merely pumping billions into a ptoblem doesn't solve it. This isn't a life or death situation like it is for China, the US government can always use South Korea and Japan to produce chips if needed.

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>>58092790
NTR
>>58092878
>tfw you sold your UGL and GLD calls, last week
I'm going to regret selling

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>>58092590
biden would taiwan to send more weapons to isriel, though at that point the pentagon would oust him and his entire cabinet.
>but the chips
it's not jews getting hurt so he doesn't care.

>> No.58092972

>im always the only schizo with 6 figures on MSTR
so fucking early

>> No.58092973

>>58092954
*would sacrifice taiwan

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>>58092674
This site is generated TOO MANY Apus

>> No.58092983
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>"Spock on a sock with a glock"
is there anything AI can't do? Is this bullish for NVDA?

>> No.58092985

>>58092954
>>58092973
we need silicon for the weapons

>> No.58092988
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58092988

I doubled down on more shorts.

>> No.58092996

>>58092988
we will see hyperinflation before your shorts pay off

>> No.58092997

>>58092972
good for you anon.. im the only schizo with 6 figs here nowadays in ai dashcams after the other anon with 300k shares has been awol for 2 years at least

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>DOJ, the Justice Department is set to sue Apple, $AAPL for antitrust violations as soon as tomorrow, per Bloomberg

>US FCC investigating Amazon over alleged sale of outlawed products

An actual happening or nothingburger with 2 weeks side dish?

>>58092878
What do elven feet smell like bros?

>> No.58093027

Aapl shitting the bed after hours might save me from my sold calls being assigned I’m very far in the green but I didn’t want to lose my shares anytime soon

>> No.58093029

>Indian shares to rise after Fed sticks to rate cut plan http://reut.rs/4anzbO0

Will Powell or anybody else tomorrow walk this back again like in december? Lagarde did pretty much that yesterday due to her dovish colleagues and the dovish projections.

>> No.58093052

>>58092997
>ai dashcams
Samsara IOT?

>> No.58093063
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58093063

i looked back to a thread 3 years ago and sometimes i wonder about people who are gone
did they move on, did they die, or are they still here

did half the general really make it because of gme
i was too poor to retire off gme

>> No.58093090

>>58092813
Most Indian name ever.

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>>58093063
I feel like we've had a complete cycle back to a fresh crop of newfags.

>> No.58093101

>>58093052
no it's just a shitty pennyshit gsi ive been holding that will prob go sideways for most of the year

it has ai dashcams on maybe 1/10th of the school bus market in america, around 50k buses
meanwhile BusPatrol claims they are the biggest supplier to school buses in america with their 20k buses lol
I hope my pennyscam takes over more contracts if their biggest competitor is shady BusPatrol that provides cameras free of charge to school districts (obviously entails some sort of revenue sharing with stoparm ticket revenue = not sustainable in long run since it's messy and a questionable business model over just selling the hardware + a static subscription cost for services)

too boring for general market to care, will probably get bought out eventually, hopefully not too soon like what happened to TrueContext

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>>58093052
Fuck Samsara, this is Gatekeeper Systems turf.

>> No.58093110

>>58093100
This. The past few weeks have been a notable inflow of Nvidiots.

>> No.58093123

>>58093101
who cares about school buses and dashcams.
There's 2 much larger markets for those kinds of cameras

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58093127

Are we here or there?

>> No.58093131

>>58092744
CLSK

But if you choose one from your list than either SNOW or HOOD. Definitely not ADBE, their Financials are complete trash.

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>>58093127
Or just here again?

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>>58093063
>did half the general really make it because of gme
>i was too poor to retire off gme
Don't know. I never traded that stock. I'm still here. No i haven't made it.

>> No.58093164

>>58092674
Whats with all the inflows into Weed ETFs this past week? Was there something the news

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>>58093127
We are here actually. Hyper inflation incoming. Everything goes up

>> No.58093174

bull bros I almost feel sorry for bobo then I remember he wants us all yo lose money so he can buy the bottom and become an overnight millionaire, and I remember why he must be heemed

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>futures

>> No.58093190

>>58093063
I made a million dollars in 2021, lost it in 2022, and now I'm working on getting it back plus more and actually keeping it this time. I take risk management a lot more seriously now

>> No.58093201

>>58093127
>>58093138
Anon, your charts are as relevant as ones from the 1870's or the 1630's. Illegals, AI, the energy landscape and, oh yeah, record fiscal dominance make any "this is the generational top!" smugposting both wrong and pointless.

>> No.58093207

>>58093063
Most people lose their ass off get bored and gtfo the market.

>> No.58093208

>>58092795
Yeah for real, this thing has some insanely good fundamentals. Why the fuck is the market beating this stock up so bad? They're doing literally everything right and more.

>> No.58093211

>>58093123
those being public transit and retail
ai cameras that notify law enforcement immediately of NY subway crimes for example. It doesnt stop it, but the current camera's in NY Subway are very old and due for an upgrade

>> No.58093223

>>58093123
yeah but whatever you mentioned is already what, 20 billion market cap?
my profitable pennyshit is only a $60 million marketcap so doesn't really matter how boring it is when you look at relative sizes, all that matters in the end is if you can get something for a great price, case in point shit as boring as DDS (Sears for southern USA) gets to moon as high as it does, or something as obscure and boring like JXN
even XPEL for car tints and shit nothing exciting, that one was a 2000-bagger in 10 years..

frankly i wouldnt be entirely happy if it got bought out at $150 million value like TrueContext, even if this would be 2.5x from current values, ince the school bus market alone would be close to $1 billion market size
you're talking about 500,000 school buses and the potential for recurring revenue of $30+/month per bus on top of hardware upgrade cycles

maybe $200 million market cap would be a reasonable target within 5 years, ideally i'd want much higher but dont wanna inhale too much of that blue-sky-valuations, it remains to be proven on how much they can penetrate into major transits beyond SEPTA, and especially trains

>> No.58093256

>>58092996
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.58093267

What did Jerome actaully say today?
I thought he was going to crash the market and wipe out my portfolio? I could have used a good excuse to... you know...

>> No.58093287

>>58093267
>I could have used a good excuse to... you know...
Take profits?

>> No.58093295

>>58093287
sure, whatever

>> No.58093298

>>58093267
Here's all you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYnc6bsgkJQ&t=41m30s

>> No.58093305

>>58093298
JEANNA <3

>> No.58093307

>>58093267
Day drink?

>> No.58093308
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>>58093223
stay strong leaf anon
they are trying to get those contracts with cities
since you have your shares, be an active investor like the warren buffet wannabe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z08GJ0Z5eM
public transit across the US are having problems and that ai dashcams company happens to make the exact kind of cameras and service that cities like NY need

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DD looks like a nice put.
What do you guys think?

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How do I explain to my mom that I am NOT gambling?

>> No.58093356

>>58093308
Why would they choose a Canadian company, though?

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>>58093298
Thanks, I saw the PDF transcript and asked ChatGPT to summarize.
>>58093307
sure, that too...

>> No.58093377

>>58093353
Robinhood is gambling, though.

>> No.58093394

>>58093308
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nypd-domain-awareness-surveillance-system-built-microsoft_n_1759976

Old story says they use microsoft for most of the cams

>> No.58093400

>>58093201
My charts go up to yesterday.

>> No.58093403

>>58093308
yeah but there's always competitors, i'd be happy with getting a few large contracts since again relatively speaking it's a huge increase
eventually i expect it will get acquired eventually by some bigger competitor running on fumes off debt, multiple private companies seem to take private offerings quite frequently to raise funds (like Hayden AI), i'd be more worried if gsi was unprofitable and having to dilute shares, but management is pretty keen on managing the bottomline (maybe to their detriment since they could be growing faster if they ran at a loss, still great growth regardless)

i dunno when the heck i'd even start trimming profits, i definitely will want to take out my cost basis eventually once institutions start jumping in
no idea why it's still 0% institutional ownership when something unprofitable and obscure like TrueContext had more than 25% institutional ownerships
revenues are profitable but lumpy which is supposedly scaring off institutions, so i guess they'd rather get into smallcaps that just burn cash consistently instead
and maybe still way too early since it's a work in progress over years for a hardware company to transition into a "tech" company, CEO has definitely expressed their goals in chasing those recurring revenue

frankly for me i dont really understand the hardware and tech, i just chase the metrics
it worked ok for me when jumping into gme with smg long ago august 2020, then chasing oil, semis when they dumped, and something as obscure JXN for a short while too lol
i dunno if and how big gsi will be so being the risk averse loser i am who trimmed gme too early, i'm also prob going to trim out my cost basis at $100-$150 million market cap

>> No.58093406

Why is it only young people that brag on the RothIRA? Has anyone really benefited from the "tax break?"

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>>58092674
How'd everyone's day go? Hope we don't get a liquidity grab tomorrow.

>> No.58093414

>>58093356
it already has some operations in the US (including manufacturing of the cameras-- check their job listings) which makes the company a job creator for US citizens. The proven record of the company's successes at getting law enforcement notified of crimes sooner than a citizen can report a crime makes it more attractive too.

>> No.58093419

>>58093353
Thanks for the chuckle.

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>>58093356
because they call their US subsidiary Gatekeeper USA
lol thats how they get em

major transits are a tough nut to crack tho, that said even a big contract like LA transit only had 3 main competitors, this one gatekeeper almost got and lost to Hayden AI (who im pretty sure runs at a loss to get their foot in the door aggresively, based on the number of private offerings, not publicly traded yet)

>> No.58093427

>>58093353
Just cancel the account bro

>> No.58093436

>>58093406
Early withdrawal rules for IRAs are disappointing and stupid. Those benefits really are punted out to your 60s. 50s at the earliest.

>> No.58093441

>>58093368
balambalam

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>>58093410
I miss the wacky volatility from when I had most of my money in LETFs. I think I'll swap from SPY dca to something with leverage tomorrow. For sure seems like a high risk on time now.

>> No.58093455

>>58093440
That's my "Div Bull" slice. It's all leveraged etf's.

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>>58093356
>>58093424
Hayden AI had to negotiate their proposal down a few million to get the LA transit contract, i am pretty sure they are running at a deficit every year

>> No.58093471

>>58093394
>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nypd-domain-awareness-surveillance-system-built-microsoft_n_1759976
compare the vaporware from 2012 to this https://www.gatekeeper-systems.com/markets/rail/

>> No.58093485

um what is going on with the futures

>> No.58093488

>>58093368
Nice Whoa Black Betty, but it left out the question I linked to. And Powell's kino "Of course... not".

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>>58092023 ETH is a ponzi I've been in it since the beginning

>> No.58093508

>>58093485
They're up on news the Fed is just going to ignore inflation.

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im gonna sleep now but i'd say there's around ~20 companies in total snooping around between major transits, although only 3 companies actually submitted proposals/bids

though not sure what the bottleneck really is here, it'd be great if it's a bottleneck on suppliers soon with a huge hardware upgrade cycle in all of america
in that bull case, everyone will get a backlog of customers and bs even the weakest company is going to be able to get a few big contracts
bear case is, it stays mostly stuck in the schoolbus market, not exciting but that's still as a whole the biggest major transit in america (500,000 school buses)
i don't remember off the top of my head which manufacturers gatekeeper is an OEM supplier right now besides NFI, it's somewhere unorganized in my folder but they definitely have some presence there for new buses

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>me when I see a bobo bear

>> No.58093550

>>58093488
I didn’t feel like watching the video, and the transcript pdf only had the opening remarks
>>58093410
Fucking terrible (not due to the markets), my self harm habits have been ramping back up again lately

>> No.58093552

>>58093403
All they need to do is take the chips in their ai dashcams, put them into their security cams, train a model to detect certain kinds of crimes (and this can be done with 0 facial recognition and minimal invasion of privacy), and connect it to the software they already have that notifies transit authorities to move to an area.
That's cheaper than national guard presence and less invasive than the practical state of marshall law in sanctuary cities-- and they are working on making that happen.

>> No.58093562

>>58093440
>not beating the Shit&Piss YTD
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.58093567

>>58093410
Bought 50 more shares of NVDL and bought into a new SOXL position with 50 shares, and put $500 into my UPRO. Still have a bunch of cash but I'm also looking out for a post-FOMC dump tomorrow.

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>>58093353
Just buy a $500 worth of options, triple your money, then transfer $500 out and tell your mom you love her.
Simple.

>> No.58093581

>>58093440
Oof.

>> No.58093584

>>58093567
Hold the cash to buy more SOXL if it dips.

>> No.58093595 [DELETED] 

Jeromey said everything is great
3 rates are coming
Everything is wonderful and great
https://youtu.be/AExNt7nx9es?si=1bqXLz4yIV2HkYY_

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58093606

>futures

>> No.58093607

Jeromey said everything is great
3 cuts are coming
Everything is wonderful and great
https://youtu.be/AExNt7nx9es?si=ds2yEPkrp7gzIo7g

>> No.58093612

>>58093567
>Still have a bunch of cash but I'm also looking out for a post-FOMC dump tomorrow.
consider an AEVA short position. AEVA is a good company with no debt, a cash pile to hold out til they can get cheap loans, is potentially profitable with steady news of contracts, but the timing of the unnecessary stock split and news yesterday of a joint venture between Sony and AMD (https://www.tradingview.com/news/benzinga:d6832e59e094b:0-amd-and-sony-semiconductor-partner-to-elevate-lidar-technology-in-autonomous-vehicles/)) to make their own lidar sensors is going to kill AEVA before rates go down

>> No.58093627

>>58093562
>>58093581
That spike above the indexes was when the LETF I was holding peaked. I didn't sell at the right time and sat on waaay too much cash for too long. I put half that cash lump sum into BRK.B and have been buying 10 SPY shares a day for the last week with the other half.

>> No.58093629

>>58093552
yeah that sounds very promising, but i wouldnt have entered if not for the metrics themselves

it's a different story when you're buying at $60 million market cap vs. $200 million market cap
and whether it's profitable or not since cashburn is basically built-in theta loss on shares
wouldnt touch it if the price wasnt great

i believe the best comparison to this is REKR which also deals with AI software combing through countless hours of footage
same kind of blue-sky potential for growth/profits with AI cameras sector, in fact it has similar TTM revenues as gatekeeper, just that it has slower growth, losing a lot of money (stock dilution).. and yet it also has almost 4x the market cap (~US$170m vs ~US$45m)
those same things about potential you could say about REKR but i would never touch REKR

>> No.58093633

>Fed expects employment to remain tight
>Also expects the economy to do even better
>And they haven't even cut rates yet
Goddamn bears must be roping

>>58093584
SOXL over NDVL? I've got a bit of FNGU that's doin a lil sumthin too

>> No.58093655
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58093655

>futures

>> No.58093670
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58093670

━ ︵ ლ(⌒-⌒ლ)

>> No.58093677

>>58093633
What is your exit strategy?

>> No.58093682
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58093682

Tomorrow I buy one share of every preferred stock of fannie mae and freddie mac. Then one or two hundred of the common stocks. I'm betting on the housing market making a comeback.

>> No.58093694

>>58093677
I exited to swiss francs.

>> No.58093699
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>futures

>> No.58093710
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>>58093552
>>58093629
1 more thing to add about that comparison

REKR is down 90% from its 2021 peak like many other smallcaps, though its market cap itself is only down ~300 million to ~150 million, thats the beauty of stock dilution
GSI.V is also down and i actually held through that peak (albeit with like 1/20th size of the position i have now), company itself is much stronger financially and fundamentally since then, and part of that spike was a botched $1/share offerring that fell through (was unsolicited offering and CEO made the mistake of announcing it before the fund offering to buy shares at a large premium didnt actually have their shit together, stock was trading at like $0.50 so couldbn't ignore it since it was too good, CEO has definitely been salty ever since and definitely taking more care)

my timeframe is usually 5+ years so fuindamentlas matter a lot to me

>> No.58093723
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58093723

>>58093694
>swiss francs.
you enjoy having an abundance of toilet paper?
>>58093699
lmao what a pussy. get it together bro.

>> No.58093749
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>>58093655
Uhh qrd on gay Texas pede?

>> No.58093750
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58093750

>futures

>> No.58093755

Sorry if I missed it, why are futures up that much?
Did something happen afterhours?

>> No.58093780

>>58093755
I banged your mom after hours. lol lmao gottem

>> No.58093787

>>58093755
>>58093780
Also LAAC to $20

>> No.58093811
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>>58093723
>futures

>> No.58093857

>uber drivers day trading while doing rides

>https://twitter.com/gurgavin/status/1770530873114284446

Bros, are we living through the summer of 1929 with the new age shoe shine boys?

>> No.58093869

>>58093811
qrd?

>> No.58093882

>>58093857
literally yes, make sure to set stop losses or be able to stomach a ~20% crash out of the blue, it can happen

>> No.58093902

This afterhours grindpump is special

>> No.58093950
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>>58093869
A sneak preview of your near future experience getting sent by polticians who hate you to go die for a cause that you don't care about.

>> No.58093951

>>58093755
anyone?

>> No.58093959

>5248
22-23 points when the market is officially closed

>> No.58093966

>>58093959
That's sure several billion, right?

>> No.58093968

>>58093950
Okay so I feign to go willingly and either sneak/run away and smash all foreign pussy I can, or toss a grenade in my COs tent. In Minecraft of couse

>> No.58093998
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58093998

>>58093950
>be arab living in the states
will probably get sent to an internment camp rather than be drafted. and even if the feds tried to grab people off the street i'm pretty sure that would cause the country to balkanize.

>> No.58094030

>>58093811
>>58093950
Hohols are a subservient slave race ffs they even sell their own children to global pedophile elites, Ukraine is the capital of world human trafficking. The government will just false flag by blowing up the super bowl or bribe us with free cameros if we come home alive

>> No.58094048

>>58093902
did something happen afterhours? why is it up that much?

>> No.58094057

>>58094048
no, nothing I know about. We just pump + 70 points after FOMC just cause

>> No.58094060
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58094060

>>58093998
>Arab
I was gonna tell you to gtfo but you posted Sanae so you must be alright after all

>> No.58094068

>>58093951
This should clear things up: >>58093750

>> No.58094077

Oil and gold

>> No.58094079

>>58094048
lol it just attempted higher again

>> No.58094089
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58094089

>futures…?

>> No.58094095

Central banks gigapumping the markets.

Even oil went up on FOMC. If that happens, you are doing something wrong in your "attempt" to fight inflation

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>>58094057
>>58094068
>>58094079
thank you

>> No.58094104

>>58094089
>Pic
What is that? It's giving me NGE vibes

>> No.58094110
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>>58094095
They have to keep up the illusion that the regime is stable, or else it all falls apart.

>> No.58094131

>There were earnigns released on DAX companies just now (BMW) and NOTHING happens
>but the whole afterhours the market was going up (sometimes a little down)
??? Are they now waiting for EU premarket?

>> No.58094136
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58094136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Coa3GZtotQo

8 minutes until launch, RKLB sisters...

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58094139

Permabobo here, even I am turning bullish, which makes me think this is the top. But if I think this is the top, it means it's not the top. But if I'm capitulating it's definitely the top.

>> No.58094145

>>58094104
It’s alien nine.

>> No.58094173

What site do you guys use to watchlist your stocks? I've been using Tradingview but the 30 stock limit is really fucking annoying and I don't want to give those jews any money for successfully pissing me off.

>> No.58094175

>>58094136
HOLD

>> No.58094186

>>58094173
yahoo finance

>> No.58094192

>>58094131
markets are not open yet
Dax still takes about an hour
its alll not real so far

>> No.58094226

>>58094192
futures are real and the S&P is at 5248

>> No.58094238

>>58094226
how can futures be real if the market isn't real

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>> No.58094245
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58094245

>sees image
>comfy after hours
>posts image
Wow he is literally me
>leaves

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>>58094238
got me

>> No.58094265

all this top and bottom talk, stock market be kinda sussy ngl frfr

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>>58094265
sometimes it just legs up, you know

>> No.58094295

Even that EU premarket feels fake. It wanted to go down. Then US pumps and EU pumps too.

>> No.58094338

>>58094226
Im just trying to help
>>58094295
why are you saying the same shit everyday
are you retarded`?

>> No.58094369

Do you feel like tech stocks are continue being free money in 2024? The momentum hasn't been halted.

>> No.58094386

>>58094338
Cause it acts weird today. As the whole market. US pumping from 5223 to 5250 in the AH.

>> No.58094491

>>58092818
Biden's Billions are tied to DEI mandates. You HAVE to hire a certain amount of niggers and trannies to qualify for it. That's why every other company notably Samsung has paused their construction while they wait to see Trump win. Niggers and trannies don't produce good business results.

>> No.58094496

>5253

>> No.58094506
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58094506

I love my wife and child very much. I left all of my NYCB shares to my daughter in my will, she is allowed to sell when NYCB hits $100 a share, which isn't too far away

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-BiUb4Z3U&si=0-v07CoPVKuq3_m-

>> No.58094519
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58094519

Yields...

>> No.58094530

>>58094506
Stop hallucinating you fat fuck. Clean your house.

>> No.58094561
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>>58094506
B A S E D

>> No.58094652

French HCOB Manufacturing PMI Mar P: 45.8 (est 47.5; prev 47.1)
- HCOB Services PMI Mar P: 47.8 (est 48.8; prev 48.4)
- HCOB Composite PMI Mar P: 47.7 (est 48.7; prev 48.1)

CUT ZE RATES MON DIEU!

Also one hour prior:
>France March business confidence 100 vs 98 prior

>> No.58094663

BYD has earnings soon, is it a good time to take first steps back into the chinese market?

>> No.58094696

>>58094663
byd has been at the back of my mind for a long time now. will have to look into it

>> No.58094698
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58094698

Recession cancelled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4n3N6muX70

>> No.58094703

*snib

>> No.58094705

I am so fucking mad at Jerome, it's insane. Why was he so fucking confident? How many CPI, PPI and PCE to get out of the """seasonality"""? HOW MANY SEASONS?

>>58094663
I think it is, but it's a bit risky because the US are really going to try to brake their development.

>> No.58094711
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58094711

how can income/dividend strategies actually work?

>11% annualized dividend yield, considered "pretty good" I guess, turns into 6% or less after taxes :^)
>9% profit driven inflation is the new normal so relative to inflation it lost money

it's better than leaving the money in the bank I guess but it's not getting me closer to my goals. Feels like I am just moving money around and not accomplishing anything.

People around me IRL keep saying
>should have invested in real estate in 2020 like I did and paid 1/3 the current share price for those shares
like shit dude, if I could send my savings back in time I would

>> No.58094716

>All meme companies are up big in DAX
>Rate sensitive
>Dot plot more hawkish than before
>3 cuts 2024
>for some reason everybody thinks june and not july (bostic for example favors that)
>July, September, December

>> No.58094718
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58094718

>>58092818
lol

>> No.58094722

>>58094711
You buy QYLD at the bottom of a crash and collect dividends while it recovers, then you sell the top of it.

>> No.58094724

>>58094711
>2.95 MB
>how can income/dividend strategies actually work?
dividend growth
indicative yields don't really matter so much. you want a low payout ratio and high revenue growth

>> No.58094726

Swiss National bank cut rates

>> No.58094731

>>58094711
skill issue, you literally have to git good

>> No.58094734

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>German HCOB Manufacturing PMI Mar P: 41.6 (est 43.0; prev 42.5)
- HCOB Services PMI Mar P: 49.8 (est 48.8; prev 48.3)
- HCOB Composite PMI Mar P: 47.4 (est 47.0; prev 46.3)

>> No.58094745

>>58094734
also:
>This time it is the bottom

>> No.58094756
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>>58094705
the averages for gdp, inflation and interest rates all moved up, just the median for interest rates stayed the same

EVERYTHING TO THE MOON
NEW PARADIGM

>> No.58094764

>>58094705
Because he uses mostly PCE and PCE is a meme. I can only repost this:

>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

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58094771

>>58094711
checked

best way to do divvies is roll them back into stock and given enough time youll wagmi on it. like pisk nahui its gonna take a long time, but its pretty safe and its worth it

>> No.58094783
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>>58094711
Those people around you are gonna be tits up in a realty crisis, overconfidence is a killer. What are your goals?

>> No.58094788
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58094788

>>58094756
EVERYTHING MOOOOOON

>> No.58094794

>>58093633
>Goddamn bears must be roping
yeah you could say that

>> No.58094799

>>58094794
Just buy the dip

>> No.58094805

>>58094705
>Why was he so fucking confident
Because Biden wants to win the election, that's why. Liberals across the globe truly are the undisputable masters of fiscal irresponsibility - fucking future generations.

>> No.58094835

>>58094794
Buy to close then Buy to open, its that easy

>> No.58094842

>>58094805
The way he talked it actually reminded me of Biden. His state of the union speech. He was way too "cool".
>haha, yeah haha, oh it's all great and good

>> No.58094846

>>58094799
yeah I have been slurping for two years and selling on the way up when convenient to do so
I'm still holding my biggest short but it's down like 20% rn (long term position against the eu)

>>58094835
wot

>> No.58094862
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58094862

>>58094846
>short against the EU

>> No.58094870

>>58094846
Why go short with this much debasement

>> No.58094886

>>58094862
Druggy, as Lagarde like to call him.

>> No.58094897

>>58094870
vibes
honest answer is the EU is completely fucked; energy, talent, tech, deindustrialisation, war, ECB
it really has nothing going for it
something will break I just think I'm too early

>> No.58094927

>>58094897
Eurozone March flash services PMI 51.1 vs 50.5 expected
Prior 50.2

Manufacturing PMI 45.7 vs 47.0 expected
Prior 46.5

Composite PMI 49.9 vs 49.7 expected
Prior 49.2

Manufacturing yes, more in the north than the south. Services is such a broad term. I think for that to crumble everything has to go completely to shit. Questioning if healthcare also falls under that. Like those services for elderly where people go visit them and help them shower etc.

>> No.58094945

>>58092983
This should have gotten at least quads. I guess it got penalized due to lack of NATGAS AND OIL.

>> No.58094961

>>58094705
The fed committee doesnt give a fuck that you pay more for food or housing. Its all lip service to keep the proles obedient. They are there to provide liquidity for the banks, nothing more.

>> No.58094966

>>58093123
I like ticker AXON with their perfect combination of NIGGER SHOCKERS and malfunctioning body cams.

>> No.58094975

Well look at DAX. Was this the great last bulltrap?

>> No.58094983
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58094983

>>58094060
i'm not fond of abrahamic religons if that helps my case
>>58094506
>thinking nycb will exist after this year
meds

>> No.58095042

>>58094771
I'm new to all this but I tried made a spreadsheet calculating how much average annual yield I would need to reach my goal in 5/10/20 years, assuming I reinvest everything, and put a lot of each paycheck into investments also. With 40%-50% tax and 9%/yr inflation the numbers don't work out in any realistic fashion ever. I am really hoping I overlooked something or calculated things incorrectly.


>>58094783
I am working 60+ hours, days and nights, every week, weekends too, like I've been doing for the past 10 years. I want enough passive income to know that if I get injured, fired, laid off, or replaced by AI that things will be OK. I can't keep going like I have been until I am 70+. This can't be all life has to offer...

>> No.58095059

>>58095042
>With 40%-50% tax and 9%/yr inflation

Where are you getting these numbers from? Turkey?

>> No.58095068

FUCKIN COOLBLUE AD ON YOUTUBE I'M NEVER GONNA BUY A THING OF YOU FAGGOTS.

as bad as Segmüller Sommerlaune or fuckin Lieferando

>> No.58095070

>>58094927
Just look at the political sentiment
Germany is basically shutting down
Italy hasn't been relevant in 50 years
France is at least building nuclear but so what, it'll just be domestic energy and maybe sell excess to neighbouring countries
The population pyramid is absolutely fucked and there are going to be more pensioners than workers, and the workers are more and more low iq immigrants and their offspring
EU just has no hope

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>>58095042
not sure where you are, but i remember reading that divvies get special tax rate or something to make it lower. and you get reduced tax rates depending on what account you have; IRA or whatever and ISA if youre in the UK (god forbid).

also at least as a hypothetical try to take out the 9% inflation mark after 1 or 2 years and replace it with a gradually lower mark over the next few until youre at 2% because inflation wont be at 9% for the next decade lmao

im betting big on uranium for my wagmi strategy

>>58094983
red sanae basad

>> No.58095088

If you aren't banking hand over fist in this market, you may want to stop trading.

>> No.58095093
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58095093

I was boboposting but now I kneel. This is a no dips market - either crabbing or upward movement.

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58095098

>inflation still hot
>IR only coming down 2025
>market doesnt even take it easy
>doesnt even go sideways or slight pullback
>no just pumps vertical

>> No.58095103

LOWER

>> No.58095105

Imagine how explosive wages would been without a million illegals

>> No.58095107

>>58095105
they only depress wages at the bottom end of the scale don't they?

>> No.58095110

>>58095093
Sminem looks like he's bulking, very bullish.

>> No.58095119

>>58095098
Higher for longer for sure.

>> No.58095131
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58095131

in this, fiscal, moment i am euphoric

>> No.58095141

Imagine how much more expensive goods would have been without illegals or with companies producing in cheaper countries
or cheap energy by economically weaker countries

>> No.58095149
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58095149

>>58094983
Just posting 2hu is good enough but Sanae is my fav so your earned a pass regardless
>>58095042
My man seek better employment if you really work that often for crippling diminishing returns. Consider moving if you live in a high CoL area

>> No.58095150

>>58095119
why is powell being such a bitch. man is playing games. he couldve just done a couple modest IR increases and just stamped this inflation out instead of dragging this bullshit out for an entire decade

>> No.58095162

>leverage trading

>> No.58095167

>>58095150
Crazy also was how strong he pronounced
>WITH TIME
>we will bring inflation down
>WITH TIME
He is stretching this shit over years. Stagflation is what they are ok with. Avoid recession at all costs.

>> No.58095168

>>58095150
He doesn't want to ruin the SP chart with ugly candles.

>> No.58095199

>>58095167
>>58095168
how beneficial is the current policy and actions by fed toward the Tech/AI/semi industry boom in USA? It would make sense if the higher rates for longer strat is working in Tech dominance favor

>> No.58095208

>>58095167
They are desperate to hand out 75bp of kiddie prizes this year to save banks.

>> No.58095251
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58095251

REDDIT SISTERS
TODAY WE WAGMI IN HELL

>> No.58095254

Is it possible for AAPL to not eat shit?

>> No.58095255

>>58095168
I don't know about that. Sometimes it's easier to pop a bubble when it's fully inflated. More people at work are showing each other their robbing hood Bitcoin portfolios. It seems like a crash might be better for banks. Seems like that to me but I'm retarded

>> No.58095256

>>58095199
No clue, I hate tech.

We will have some kind of gigadump when they actually cut in july instead of june because of higher gasoline prices
>We said we'd cut three times, but not when

>> No.58095270

>>58094961
He literally says the opposite during his opening speech with "we understand that our actions affects people's life,..)
So you're implying he's full of shit?

>> No.58095276

>>58095256
Nah we'll gigadump when we'll be out of the seasonality meme

>> No.58095297
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>>58095042
damn i didnt catch the second part of the post. for what its worth im in a similar situation and although the threat of replacement by robots or getting fired doesnt hang over my head like yours, im 25 with a bad back and a fucked knee and have been working since i was 12. i cant and wont give you advice on change of profession since i know i thought about it and i know its not easy. all i can is give you words of encouragement and approval and share my own way of getting out of this mess or make it a bit more bearable.

you did well by deciding to start investing and if you dont know what youre doing a safe bet would be regularly putting money into a s&p500 index fund (i also have some money in s&p600), getting a good dividend aristocrats exposure, using drip and having a small (and i mean small, like 10%) of your free investing funds in something more riskier. its extremely boring and uneventful, but its low risk and it will keep your money safe from inflation at the very least. and dont underestimate that effect. with inflation constant at 2% annual your savings over 40 years would decline by like between 40%-60%.and im not sure if youre american or not, but if you are absolutely do not fuck with options or cfds if youre european. youll just become (possibly even more) suicidal. after you get a bit more experience or think of a good strategy then you can move a bit more of your free money into those riskier bets

>> No.58095311

Finance families are the most powerful

>> No.58095316

>>58095270
He really doesn't care. Not as much as for banks etc. Maybe not pernally, emotionally, as in an evil manner, but inflation is less a problem for him than bank collapses or unemployment or Yellen kicking his ass.

>> No.58095336

short cmg or don't
you're choice

>> No.58095353

>>58095336
this is the kind of financial advice I expect from smg

>> No.58095371

I'd say what is happening to EU right now is an indication what will happen to the US later

>> No.58095382

>>58095371
EU will be invaded by muslims
US will be invaded by jeets

>> No.58095389

>>58095353
mean price looks to be about 700~ and will be around 750 when it corrects
with the 50-1 split this will be just under 20 bucks
pretty fucking cheap will be the sentiment - but the best time to buy
it will then moon to 200~ over the next couple of years after correcting due to the robotics bubble that the ai bubble will usher in after it pops and deflates

>> No.58095391

>>58095382
I mean the stock market, the S&P.

>> No.58095451

Another day stacking bread in the 401 fellas

>> No.58095577

Any SOFI holders here

>> No.58095592

>>58093531
what the fuck is going on in that webm?
why is everyone acting so lethargic and strange?

>> No.58095605

>>58095592
Learned helplessness

>> No.58095617

>>58095592
they are vaxxed

>> No.58095695
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i'm selling on opening.

>> No.58095714

>>58095577
you tell me, why should i into sofi?

>> No.58095732

>>58095150
We have to hyperinflate so the fed can save us with an irs enabled coin. Probably incentivize changing over by giving people 1.5% exchange rate. Red side will join because most of them are greedy and the blue side will to signal whatever virtue they juxtapose to this action.

>> No.58095738

>>58095732
why would anyone use such a thing when btc already exists? dollar isnt going anywhere amigo

>> No.58095747
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Reddit thread?
Reddit thread

>> No.58095759

>>58095738
when they replace it and you need it to get paid, shop at Costco, and pay your property tax or lose your house people will use such a thing. govt won't use BTC because they supposedly don't own it.

>> No.58095771

>>58095732
banks would be killed off in a pure CBDC system. they'd be forced to switch to bitcoin or issuing private bank notes backed by gold/silver. the whole fiat ponzi would be on full display. the government wouldn't risk that happening

>> No.58095778

>>58095747
always was

>> No.58095872

1000 eow
1200 eom

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>>58095872
is this for reddit or Nvidia??

>> No.58095905

>>58095738
They'll start paying benefits, tax returns, government salaries, etc. with it to force adoption

>> No.58095931
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how the fuck are you supposed to make money trading when kikes just turbo pump prices during PM/AH?

>> No.58095937

>>58095389
that's an awefull lot of reading I am not doing

>> No.58095958

>>58093950
Nice try, Ivan, but I'm an engineer so even if I get drafted I'll just be on a laptop somewhere spending all day in excel just like I do now.
The boomers elected me their "MS Office guru" because I know how to make pages print different sizes. No, this is not a joke.

>> No.58095967

>>58095931
Buy before close and sell at open

>> No.58095988
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>buy NVDA while it's pumping
>it immediately stops, and then either dumps or crabs
????????

>> No.58095991

Smg slow this morning. Bears musta all committed suicide

>> No.58096013
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58096013

Got placed on a PIP, finally got an offer.

More remote days working, better benefits and comp…


What now?

>> No.58096014

>>58095988
This
It should go up 24/7 to the moon fellow redditors HODL

>> No.58096032
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boys... i got the blues. the bad blues. the intc holder blues. 3 months of financial bullying, the scam candles and tricks, while they lay the laurels on the heads of others and make redditors rich, all while /smg/ autists have a big laugh. i've had it. it's gotta end soon... right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvOMYu5EeHs

>> No.58096036

>>58095958
>make pages print different sizes
sounds like magic

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>SOXL
this nigger better not gap down when markets open

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/smg/ I hope you're building your real estate holdings. there are literally free houses up for grabs right now, get them before they are gone!

>> No.58096073

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHING IS PUMPING WE ARE REACHING MAXIMUM EUFORIA

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>>58096032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNLBLrMIshc

>> No.58096092

>>58095988
NVDA DIAMOND HANDS HODL DIAMOND HANDS HODL

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And just like that BTI owes me another 2.4-ish percent in distributions

>> No.58096139

>>58095991
Cash gain too.

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>>58096092

>> No.58096161

i will cry laughing if we rug on open

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>>58096092
I'm fomoing all in at open

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what is the investment of 2024 that will make me look like a genius in 2029?

>> No.58096174

>>58096171
NVDA

>> No.58096182

>>58096171
VT lol

>> No.58096183

>>58096171
Microsoft. They own chatgpt

>> No.58096184

>>58096101
I didt know anyone still held that, theyve performed abysmally the last 4 years.


Also, green Nbidia day?

>> No.58096188

>>58096161
Stop losses set, anti kike protocol activated
>rugs .01% below stop
>continues pumping after

>> No.58096195

>>58096184
I mean people still hold GME and BBBY

>> No.58096202

>>58096171
Cerebras Semiconductor if they ipo

>> No.58096210

>>58096171
uranium
Patrician taste in picrel

>> No.58096214

>>58096184
buy low sell high

>> No.58096224

Jfc soxl gonna open above 50 isnt itwhy didnt i buy more calls dammmmmmit all i got is 20 calls $42 and $46

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You cannot comprehend how over it's about to be

>> No.58096241

>doomers out in full force to let me know how the world is going to collapse for the 100th time this year
Can't wait to watch my portfolio grow another 5% today

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>>58096171
QBTS, RGTI, MRAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt0XdyBgSnE

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58096249

>Anti-Doomer posts already being made
>at this hour
This is one of the key metrics of the "It's Over" indicator.
Over Status: It's

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>>58096241
Its not over. Its not even started yet.

>> No.58096253

>>58096171
$SHOT

>> No.58096258

Fuck it I'm borrowing yen to convert it to USD and buy spy

>> No.58096269

>>58096171
uvxy inshalah

>> No.58096278

man what a morning

>> No.58096279

Buddy Look at pre-market Computer

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>>58096171
unironically SIGA. a clade 1 outbreak in the west is inevitable and SIGA has a monopoly over the only effective antiviral

>> No.58096284

>>58096281
I missed when the semi industry eclipsed the software industry. That seems pretty historic

>> No.58096303

>>58096281
Is monkepox still happening? I stopped hearing about it years ago.

Must be revenge for all the monke torture vids

>> No.58096308

>>58096303
When everyone realized it was an STD and then the dogs were getting it from their owners the media quickly swiped it under the rug

>> No.58096324

How does disney keep going up when the parks are failing and they constantly put out shit movies nobody goes to watch?

>> No.58096335

>>58096324
Because they are not and they don't. You just want it to be true.

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>>58096303
It's a developing situation in central Africa, basically there's now sustained sexual transmission of clade 1 among heterosexuals. It started off in one remote region but now it's in several provinces and "authorities" are saying global contagion is likely. The case fatality rate is 5-10% vs. <1% from the 2022 outbreak of clade 2

>> No.58096352

>>58096324
Because they are a media empire and it takes an empire a bit to die. If you look at their net income post 2020 it's absolutely fucking tanked.

They also have eight times the debt for their cash on hand and their net income is hilariously bad compared to it. Something like $3 billion income to $100 debt and only $15 billion cash

So it's probably just going to crash until the debt crushes them or they start actually producing good shit

>> No.58096360

>>58096357
>>58096357
>>58096357
>>58096357
>>58096357

>> No.58096362

>>58096352
Dumbass new phone while I'm on the shitter. It's going to crab until the debt crushes it