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>jacked to the tits on ITM short puts and hoping to get assigned on the stock
>11am happens
>stock goes straight-up
>immediately roll the short puts into next week since I know it will be free money
>now I have to roll them again at market open since they will be -80% value at 9am
Please, Bobo, stop buying my puts. This is getting to the point where I just feel bad for you. We're not stopping till SPY 550.