/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58089902]

The Age of Mumu Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/488BMndL

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

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[Anonymous No.58089965]

do wall street traders use terms like mumu and bobo on the floor of nyse?

[Anonymous No.58089967]

Bobo are you okay? Are you okay Bobo?

[Anonymous No.58089971]

$1500 on ASO
I need to make back my Costco loss

[Anonymous No.58089972]

My first day of investing in anything ever and everything is all green so I think I did well. I gained like 1 whole dollar.

[Anonymous No.58089973]

Did you buy LAAC, anon?

[Anonymous No.58089975]

[Anonymous No.58089986]

>>58089902
You do know this webm is... like... a confirmed top signal, right?

[Anonymous No.58089992]

when will nycb implode

[Anonymous No.58089999]

>>58089971
How did you make this picture?

[Anonymous No.58090001]

>>58089894
>Cyberbullying the Fed into lowering rates.
That probably is right. Look at the Yen. It lost value after the hike. And now the BOJ wants to hike again despite previously saying they are finished for now.
They literally fuck each fuckin central bank like they want

[Anonymous No.58090007]

>>58089992
when is the stock combination?

[Anonymous No.58090008]

>>58089986
it's over

[Anonymous No.58090012]

The NVDA top is in, isn't it

[Anonymous No.58090020]

wtf gold

[Anonymous No.58090023]

>>58090012
975 was the generational top

[Anonymous No.58090029]

>>58090007
wut?

[Anonymous No.58090030]

SCHD went ex div today and still finished well up. I love this game

[Anonymous No.58090036]

>>58089973
i did buy but not enough
think im gonna kms

[Anonymous No.58090041]

They can be dovish, they can be hawkish it doesn't matter anymore.


For me the dotplot was more hawkish. The market still pumped.

[Anonymous No.58090066]

>>58090041
And not for 20-30 points, no more than 50. Outside of daily and 4 hourly bollinger bands at an ATH, because he didn't change anything, except actually went more hawkish on the dot plot. How do you trade that?

[Anonymous No.58090069]

It is so weird watching foreign ADR stocks, they will follow one trend and then completely reverse when american markets open and move in the opposite direction. Can't we have some continuity?

[Anonymous No.58090090]

>>58089967
I am not ok.
I am heemed.

[Anonymous No.58090091]

>it still pumps
This is laughable

[Anonymous No.58090097]

Anyone in here know anything about water? Was looking at CWT. I was interesting in investing in a water company that’s based out in the Western USA to capitalize on the crazy amount of water that gets consumed in both powers generation and coolant for AI and data centers. The Western USA has only recently had relief from drought, which of course brings the price of water up. I know that Microsoft has data centers in Arizona, and that Arizona is up basin from the Imperial Valley, and thus, cuts to water supply from the Colorado are more likely to hit them.
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13187627/amp/Microsoft-plant-arizona-town-water-supply.html
Articles like this coming out on a year that has had above average moisture in a lot of places says opportunity to me. I just don’t know how much that would raise the bottom line of these companies. Additionally, we are in an El Niño cycle, meaning more moisture on average for a few years. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.58090109]

>>58089992
Big KIKE money saved it

[Anonymous No.58090110]

9000

[Anonymous No.58090112]

fuckin insane, pumping 60 points on a more hawkish stance because inflation is shit

[Anonymous No.58090115]

I am 53.6% invested in equities, and 46.4% cash (or equivalents)
I think I fucked up

[Anonymous No.58090120]

>>58089999
I didn't make it. Just Googled for stereogram images and found it. If you adjust your eyes in the right way it will make a picture of a mouse humanoid in a cave with mushrooms and a little rat creature.

[Anonymous No.58090122]

JPOW has given the signal to buy trash. The market hungers to buy shit. Literal diarrhea. Absolute colon mold.
And there is one hero who has it all

[Anonymous No.58090136]

As a Bobo, these are things I'm hoping for:
More bank failures
Recession
Bad earnings
Expanded war in Ukraine/Russia
Expanded war in Israel
China attacking Taiwan
Cyberattacks

[Anonymous No.58090152]

>>58089965
yes. were you not there for terminology on day 1?

[Anonymous No.58090160]

>>58090029
NYCB is going to have a 2 for 1 stock recombination isnt it?

[Anonymous No.58090161]

The only thing that would get Trump elected is a market crash.

[Anonymous No.58090170]

>>58090136
Best I can do is some regional bank failures that turn into nothingburgers for the greater economy. Sorry bobo.

[Anonymous No.58090173]

>Micron at 112 with 5,8 billion 2024 USD
>Micron at ~63 with 7-8 billion 2018 USD
Lol, this market has no ceiling, and no ground, no fundamentals.

They said they'd siphon out liquidity. But all banks are kvetching at Basel III, cause "reserves are losses", while doign record profits and increasing divvies like JPM by 9%

[Anonymous No.58090181]

>>58089972
This is fleeting. Be careful. Look into stop losses. Be careful. Wait. Have fun. Be happy. You're gravy. There are SO many opportunities.

As long as you're not buying the top of SOXL before it confirms the break of its confirmed Head and Shoulders from 2 weeks ago. Starting tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58090214]

>>58090112
The plot was marginally more hawkish but the hot talk was not. People are realizing the fix is in. We know why they're doing it (November), but the why doesn't really matter. What matters is they haven't even talked themselves out of cutting one less time yet when inflation very well could be rising again. The action they need to actually take (it rhymes with kike) hasn't been spoken by a respectable person in 10 months.
Being a doomer is fine, but nobody wants to be the bobo asshole who wakes up in Weimar and doesn't own a wheelbarrow.

[Anonymous No.58090221]

>>58090214
He literally only talked shit. Made everythign rosy and great. Such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.58090232]

dammit mumu I’m capitulating. DO U HEAR ME MUMU??!! IM CAPITULATING!! Closing all shorts tomorrow and going all in on XXXX and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.58090233]

>>58090136
>More bank failures
this will happen
>Recession
this wont happen
>Bad earnings
this will happen and stocks will go up
>Expanded war in Ukraine/Russia
this will happen
>Expanded war in Israel
I hope Palestine can win this
>China attacking Taiwan
this will happen
>Cyberattacks
Jesus christ yesterday was bad and the last 3 months have been shit

[Anonymous No.58090234]

>>58090221
>Made everythign rosy and great
But it is. Seethe more, chud.

[Anonymous No.58090239]

Somebody is constnatly buying
>5240,8

[Anonymous No.58090254]

>>58090214
>The action they need to actually take
Why would raising rates affect the stock market? Rates do not matter. If anything it'd loosen financial condition further: investors would make more money from uninvested cash and indices would continue to reach new highs. The best of both worlds. High rates stimulate the stock market.

[Anonymous No.58090279]

NVDA to $1000

[Anonymous No.58090283]

the 28 year old hoooolder
>does nothing all day, just buys
>has bought every dip since the beginning of human civilization
>currently DCAing into the 400 year Dutch tulip dip
>stockbroker instructed to file an identity theft report if he is told to sell anything
>bought the all time lows of every ticker on the market, also bought the all time highs
>AAAAAAAAA IM HOOOOOLDING

[Anonymous No.58090290]

>>58090234
50% of added jobs are government and healthcare, faggot

Oil and gasoline are risign and even the cpi went up. It went up from 3,1 to 3,2. After 2 years of gigainflation and 5% interest still above 3%.

[Anonymous No.58090291]

>>58090221
>retail sales booming
>housing market roaring
>business cycle solved
>all future recessions cancelled
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>Fed juicing the stock market
>earnings exploding higher
>lower income wage growth zooming
The whole economy is buzzing with wealth and prosperity. S&P 9000 EOY
9% ten year yield
9% real GDP growth

[Anonymous No.58090293]

>>58090232
Are we seriously going to wait for another CPI again? Like we don't know what is happening? And if we get an unlikely favorable report, will we just fucking pump to the high heavens for Biden's presidential re-nomination?

I don't think so. No matter how hard the Jews fight for it. We can be smarter; so, be smarter. Don't watch the retarded YouTube videos. Don't get emotional. Just watch your charts and trends. Follow the Fed voters and economic speakers like El-Erian. You know who they are.

This is a nothingburger and anything up or down from here is a completely new position. Fed and Powell just washed us ashore like assholes, naked and without a ship. The only one's winning are retarded bulls who won't know how to sell.

[Anonymous No.58090294]

How dumb am I for selling SOXL at 40 at a 50% profit only to buy into a new position today at 44?

[Anonymous No.58090300]

>>58089965
No. Because they are ADULTS.

[Anonymous No.58090304]

>>58090279
now THAT is a penis

[Anonymous No.58090326]

>>58089902
>tfw bought GDXU literally the moment before it busted a massive nut after waiting for 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.58090342]

>>58090300
I'm an ADULT and I usr the term mumu and bobo :(
Are you implying I'm not an adult? >:O

[Anonymous No.58090372]

>rich people own stocks
>a lot of stocks
>rich people want to see returns
>rich people may possibly be jewish

and thats all you need to know about the market really. line go up.

[Anonymous No.58090383]

>>58090293
They seem to want to be doing it til june CPI or something.

I thought the market was forwardlooking, seeing oil, copper etc.

[Anonymous No.58090391]

>>58090293
>We can be smarter; so, be smarter. Don't watch the retarded YouTube videos. Don't get emotional. Just watch your charts and trends. Follow the Fed voters and economic speakers like El-Erian. You know who they are.
instead of all that people could just stop spending money and refuse to work at the same time. people can't even be bothered to cancel their netflix

[Anonymous No.58090399]

Whats going to happen with the US debt increasing so fast lately? Hyperinflation or way higher taxes or are we just going to refuse to pay it back? I just dont see how it can be sustainable. my other thought is that they could stage some kind of fake hostile takeover of the us or something and be like "we're a totally different government now and that debt isnt ours" which to me seems like the easiest way out for the leaders/rich

[Anonymous No.58090410]

>>58090290
>It went up from 3,1 to 3,2.
oh no!!!!!!! the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58090419]

Apparently my local KR is open till fucking 1 AM
Wtf is up with that? How is that profitable? Is it a good ROI?
Though I might start going grocery shopping at midnight now

[Anonymous No.58090427]

How much reddit you niggas buying at $34?

[Anonymous No.58090450]

>>58090427
I'll wait for it to dump and go flat a few days.
I'll slurp
Then I'll sell puts on reddit when every one of you is trying to short it
The jews will make sure it only goes up once options go live.

[Anonymous No.58090451]

>>58090399
Dude are you seriously just now figuring out that the US has absolutely zero obligation to "pay back" its debt? Who does it owe the money to??? What is the value of the dollar based on??? Get with it

[Anonymous No.58090452]

>>58090419
lucky, everything here is closed after midnight even the frickin gas stations except for 2. has been that way ever since covid. better than 2021 when stuff was all closed by 9pm at least

[Anonymous No.58090455]

>>58090399
there are people and institutions on the other side of that debt
there is no easy way out
the moment they say that, everything implodes

[Anonymous No.58090460]

Anyone see the neuralink video on twitter? I never thought something like this would be possible until I was at least in my 40s.

[Anonymous No.58090463]

>>58090293
With the dovish fed, Gold making new ATH and making an historic breakout the only thing we need to do is getting 10x long on SPY and QQQ. Funds are already 3x lev with Trillions.
The only thing to do is to panic buy then DCA every month on the indices to avoid the collapse of the $ (and euro).
I understood that 3 months ago already I went retarded long forever strategy and I already 4x my small account.
Don't bet against the jews. Middle class is dead. From now the futur middle class will be made on good real estate properties, gold and good stocks. Watch Merval for agentina or Bist for turkey.
Midwits on twitter are raging and say "this is the top time to short". Only shizos and retarded perma bulls will win this cycle. From now the market will never go down (range at best).
If you don't apply this right now you'll be at extreme poverty lvls 5 years from now. 2020 was the first warning.

[Anonymous No.58090482]

>>58090427
0. I’ll buy after it dumps. They need to start making money.

[Anonymous No.58090500]

>>58090419
I mean, 24 hr operation used to be profitable before the pandemic, I am surprised I haven't really seen it return. Well at least it hasn't anecdotally.

[Anonymous No.58090502]

>>58090399
I'd like to hear some honest opinions on this, is there some way out i dont realize? I assume our leaders in boty parties arent just blindly leading us off a finacial cliff and there is in fact some real idea of how to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.58090510]

>DOW/Gold
Gold about to bigly outperform stocks in real terms

[Anonymous No.58090512]

>>58090502
I already answered that: >>58090455
the only way is printing money

[Anonymous No.58090523]

>>58090451
I have heard talk of it since i was in collete in the early 2010s but I dont understamd the finacial implications of if we just said we wont pay it back

[Anonymous No.58090526]

>>58090510
Forgetted

[Anonymous No.58090536]

>>58090500
I miss 2$ for 2 mcmuffins (no egg) at any time of day

[Anonymous No.58090539]

Glad the FED is leaving rates as they are for a bit longer. Keep that high savings yield pumped. Before the sky high pumping my emergency fund was punting out a bit over 2%, which in context, uh my regular hub bank's accounts still punt out only a puny 0.10% so yeah..even in low rate times my emergency fund was stomping all over the regular account interest.

[Anonymous No.58090544]

>>58090290
Yea over bloated tech trannies are the only employment market hurting as they should. Literally every other job is hiring like crazy

[Anonymous No.58090548]

>>58090136
All those things are bullish

[Anonymous No.58090560]

>>58090523
They will downgrade our credit rating from AAA to A and people will shart and fart and then forget all about it. Basically nothing will happen.

[Anonymous No.58090563]

>>58090512
Right but what are the implications? i understamd that the richest country in the world defaulting on its debt is bad. I understand the economy will implode but what what happen to our finacial institutions? i assume there would be a bank run and then all that FDIC insured money would not ever be paid because the government doesnt have any money to pay it with. I would be interested in what would happen to real estate ect too.

[Anonymous No.58090579]

>>58090544

[Anonymous No.58090580]

>>58090523
Simple :
-Government is an abstract concept
-Money is also an abstract concept

Therefore you can do whatever you want as long as people believe in it.
In cryptos most people are deluded bagholders on shitcoins. In real life average people are $ bagholders deluded about the safety/resilience of their currency.
Some people baghold link or Gme waiting to make it one day. Most people work and believe in the US / EU hoping to make it one day. We know how it ends.

[Anonymous No.58090591]

>>58090300
If me and my bobros see you in the SKREETS we slapping da ISH outta your adult bussy ass

[Anonymous No.58090593]

Yes, it's the all time high
Yes, I am going to continue to buy

[Anonymous No.58090597]

Fake market, fake CPI data, fake GDP data, fake president, fake elections, fake government.

[Anonymous No.58090600]

How would you trade this ticker?

[Anonymous No.58090602]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW4fLBD5MPs

[Anonymous No.58090603]

>>58089902
Bulls are capitulating. There is clearly a Head and Shoulders formation here, but the bears have had their time. They have eaten their lunch. Surely, the pattern should reverse here.

After-hours market is closing. SOXX is pumping and will test its Head and Shoulders pattern going into tomorrow. Its (SOXX') falling wedge has already broken out but hasn't been confirmed. Is the falling wedge part of the head and shoulders?

The market makers don't want you to know. But we know. We know and see what is happening. We watch the volume. It's up to them whether they want to dump or not.

[Anonymous No.58090605]

Bobo you okay? Huh bobo? You fucking faggot? You okay bobo? AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58090606]

>>58090600
that cpi

[Anonymous No.58090609]

>>58090293
I know this and I’ve thought this every time especially following the October dump and rip we’ve been on since. IT. JUST. WON’T. STOP. I capitulate. Buying leveraged bull.

[Anonymous No.58090616]

>>58090579
Buddy are you forgetting employment is at 3.9 percent. How much gain in sectors do you think we can have each year? You leave a job and go somewhere else the job gets backfilled. No net gain. Leave any job outside of tech and you have 50 different spots to choose to go. Pretty simple.

[Anonymous No.58090627]

>>58089902
Bears are capitulating. There is clearly a Head and Shoulders formation here, but the bears have had their time. They have eaten their lunch. Surely, the pattern should reverse here.

After-hours market is closing. SOXX is pumping and will test its Head and Shoulders pattern going into tomorrow. Its (SOXX') falling wedge has already broken out but hasn't been confirmed. Is the falling wedge part of the head and shoulders?

The market makers don't want you to know. But we know. We know and see what is happening. We watch the volume. It's up to them whether they want to dump or not.

[Anonymous No.58090632]

>>58089902
delete this bearphobic post
RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.58090635]

>>58090523
The real shat thing is if say the country who the U.S borrows from decides to say "hey time to pay us back" (China). Our domestic debt doesn't mean shat; U.S simply creates more money outta the sky. But when someone else says "pay up bitch", that's when things turn nasty. (Aside; It's shocking how much other countries gold and shat we keep here stockpiled as collateral; imagine it if they all said; we want it back)

[Anonymous No.58090637]

>>58090603
that chart looks extremely bullish to me. h&s played out. market makers want to run. and its gonna

[Anonymous No.58090641]

>>58090616
One month the BLS will include illegals in a revised unemployment survey, U-3 will shoot to 10% and the F.E.D. will be forced to cut 300 bps in one go.

[Anonymous No.58090643]

Crab are capitulating. There is clearly a Head and Shoulders formation here, but the bears have had their time. They have eaten their lunch. Surely, the pattern should reverse here.

After-hours market is closing. SOXX is pumping and will test its Head and Shoulders pattern going into tomorrow. Its (SOXX') falling wedge has already broken out but hasn't been confirmed. Is the falling wedge part of the head and shoulders?

The market makers don't want you to know. But we know. We know and see what is happening. We watch the volume. It's up to them whether they want to dump or not.

[Anonymous No.58090661]

Melt up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58090667]

Yo, fellow degenerates , it's time to moon with RDDT because this isn't just a company, it's the motherflippin' mothership of all memes and diamond hands. Forget your wife's boyfriend's advice; loading up on RDDT is the way to prove you're not just another paper-handed pleb. Tendies are waiting, and remember, this ain't financial advice, but if you wanna ride with the big boys to Valhalla, RDDT is your golden ticket .

[Anonymous No.58090672]

AND THE PIVOT
I SHAPPOSE
THAT'S OFF THE TABLE AS WELL

[Anonymous No.58090677]

why would anyone unironically buy a piece of reddit?

[Anonymous No.58090678]

>>58090603
did this post get deleted?

[Anonymous No.58090679]

If you wanted to fuck The Bangles back in 1987 when they were in their 20s, and The Bangles wanted to fuck you in 2024 now that you are in your 40s, if The Bangles would have fucked you back in 1987 when you were a 10 year old boy, would you fuck The Bangles in 2024 now that they are in their 60s?

[Anonymous No.58090694]

>TSLA
>NVDA
>MSFT
sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[Anonymous No.58090695]

>>58090678
I think anon accidentally put bulls instead of bears on original.

[Anonymous No.58090714]

>>58090677
to be able to vote for raising moderator wages by 20%

[Anonymous No.58090728]

Does it actually work to predict the market (mostly NASDAQ) by looking at Bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.58090747]

:siren: breaking news :siren:
from X:
@Reuters: All Niggers Dead
stocks expected to moon 50% by april
:siren:
buy now

[Anonymous No.58090768]

>The japanese stockmarket did +8% and +9% each month for two months.

[Anonymous No.58090788]

LAAC REPORTED. Got this info in Fidelity, I don't see it in their website.

Am I on weed or did they report $8 EPS when people were expecting a loss...?

[Anonymous No.58090799]

>>58090747
>Japan's government issues an emergency earthquake warning

[Anonymous No.58090801]

>>58090788
Link:
https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/lithium-argentina-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2023-results-2024-03-20

[Anonymous No.58090827]

NIPPON SELL

[Anonymous No.58090837]

>>58090788
consensus eps was $0.08, they reported $8.29?

[Anonymous No.58090841]

>>58090788
Millei must be juicing the numbers

[Anonymous No.58090851]

>>58090600
Nearly all my buys look like that

[Anonymous No.58090858]

>>58090851
kek same fren

[Anonymous No.58090861]

>>58090788
HOW?

[Anonymous No.58090862]

>>58090679
nigger, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.58090867]

>>58090788
>>58090801
>>58090837
>>58090841
I think I get it. They have "income from discontinued operations" because they sold a chunk of their stake in a mine

On March 5, 2024, Ganfeng Lithium Co. Ltd. (“Ganfeng”) agreed to invest $70M for an expected 15% stake in the Pastos Grandes project through a subscription of newly-issued shares of the Company’s Argentine subsidiary, Proyecto Pastos Grandes S.A. (the “Pastos Grandes Transaction”).
Ganfeng, with support of Lithium Argentina, will undertake preparation of a regional development plan for the Pastos Grandes basin and surrounding properties, expected to be finalized by the end of 2024.
The transaction is expected to close in Q2 2024 with proceeds available to support the Company’s Argentine operations.

I'm not savvy enough in finance to understand if this is bullish or bearish.

In any case, the income from continuing operations became positive, which is a good sign. It's around $0.11 EPS on its own.

[Anonymous No.58090877]

I got a physical investors report in the mail for a company I invest it. This is a sign I'm making it.

[Anonymous No.58090878]

>>58090862
Who let all these bots in ?

[Anonymous No.58090881]

>>58090867
In any case... how the fuck did they 8 WHOLE DOLLARS per share, when each share is $5?

God I wish I wasn't a finance brainlet

[Anonymous No.58090898]

>>58090867
Yes, seems so. They also made money with operations, but expenses are higher. So it is not lucrative still.
I'm also no balancesheet expert, but it is weird they have income from discontinued operations by selling an ASSET, but their assets are pretty much the same yoy

[Anonymous No.58090905]

Should one feel bad for bobo?
The answer is no

[Anonymous No.58090906]

>>58090881
Now just figure out why their income was so high.

[Anonymous No.58090915]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.58090917]

>>58090460
In general its cool what they are trying to do, but getting my brain fondled is a big barrier of entry.
Saw a claim that Facebook is working on wristbands that can pick up and interpret nerve signals going through the hands. Not remotely as powerful, but wearing wristbands instead of getting the Skull drilled sounds much better. Having a new input Mechanism for PCs is great and its a giant leap towards making VR useful and not just a meme.

Cool VR would require solving that your real body still moves so it would need to intercept and block signals to your body and just send it to the device...and that seems very hard to realize. But getting rid of the gay dongles and using VR systems by throwing gang signs is really cool already

[Anonymous No.58090921]

>>58090898
>>58090867
Wait, now that I read it. It's not selling, but I also don't care and don't wanna think further about it, lol

[Anonymous No.58090923]

>>58090905
I miss hyper crab kangaroo market

[Anonymous No.58090924]

>>58090905
My wives after I make it.

[Anonymous No.58090930]

>>58090905
Fuck bobo, stupid asshole does nothing but take potshots from the sidelines every time the market dips.

[Anonymous No.58090934]

>>58090881
>8 WLOHE DOLLARS
these are cad right?

[Anonymous No.58090935]

>>58090906
There are other things you have to add back to net income. Im too lazy to look it up but I remember studying eps calculations for the CPA exam

[Anonymous No.58090938]

>>58090679
The Bangles are about my age. I don't mess with whores. Are any of the Bangles virgins? Do any of them hold many shares of XOM, ET, UMI, OILK, or USOI?

[Anonymous No.58090939]

>>58090898
My math still isn't mathing. Their income from discontinued ops is >1billion, GNENF's investment is 70M. And also... that transaction is expected for Q2 2024 so it hasn't happened yet.

>>58090906
not sure what you mean

[Anonymous No.58090945]

>>58090915
>green come here
>does nothing

[Anonymous No.58090948]

>>58090881
Relatively small number of shares considering the potential demand for their product in an ESG/DEI hells cape.

[Anonymous No.58090951]

>>58090930
It's tough work but somebody has to do it

[Anonymous No.58090952]

>>58090934
US, see picture.

Not sure what to make of all this, fuck. Going by the principle that I'm always wrong this will probably just crab tomorrow. We need a fucking MBAnon here.

[Anonymous No.58090953]

>>58090906
They sold or liquidated the discontinued operations. It’s a one time income augmentation. Now answer my question about The Bangles, please.

[Anonymous No.58090971]

>>58090953
Hmm this shit doesn’t make any sense

[Anonymous No.58090988]

>>58090938
I doubt The Bangles are virgins, but do not know for sure. I would assume at least one of them is invested in XOM, but cannot confirm this.

[Anonymous No.58090992]

>>58090953
I was only 3 and not near Semitic peoples so I was sexual inactive during that timeframe.

[Anonymous No.58090994]

What if this was the last gigapump and the market tomorrow just says..
>...wait a minute, the dotplot

>Amid forecast shift, Fed's Powell flags uncertainty over longer-run outlook http://reut.rs/3TO59gY

[Anonymous No.58090997]

>>58090952
either way I set a limit buy order for calls above asking price just in case it gets filled at market open

[Anonymous No.58091002]

>>58090948
But that's a billion dollars, for a company with 800M market cap. Why would you pay that much to a company that you can just buy, potentially?

[Anonymous No.58091014]

>>58090953
I like manic monday because it brings comfort and excitement to a mundane life. Prince was really good at writing lyrics.

[Anonymous No.58091020]

bobo you bought the dip last week right?

[Anonymous No.58091021]

>>58090994
I hope it dumps at open, I got $1500 today to throw into the market.

[Anonymous No.58091024]

i fucking hate property taxes almost all of it is for school why do i have to pay to subsidize the daycare for fuck trophies belonging to dumbass normalnigger cattle debt slaves who can't even visualize an apple i am so tired i want to kill i want to die

[Anonymous No.58091027]

Imagine placing trades through telepathy. I bet you could really heem yourself if you always get filled with your first thought

[Anonymous No.58091031]

>>58090952
Yea I need to know some good references for understanding earnings and financials

[Anonymous No.58091048]

>>58090372
Sometimes line go down though. Why

[Anonymous No.58091058]

My retarded mumu brain is telling me that is indeed a huge deal for LAAC and that is why they waited for even the after hours market to close before reporting.

[Anonymous No.58091062]

>>58091014
I like Walk Like an Egyptian but mostly only because I wanted to have sex with The Bangles circa 1987. However, in the present day the only way I could see clear to having group sex with with a bunch of 60-some year old women is if they were the kind of degenerates who would have had group sex with a 10 year old boy at the height of their fame.

[Anonymous No.58091074]

>>58091048
Fuck this looks like the early 90s

[Anonymous No.58091077]

>>58090283
>currently DCAing into the 400 year Dutch tulip dip

made me laugh for the first time in a few days, thx anon

[Anonymous No.58091089]

>>58090679
>>58090679
I'm not sure I would have enjoyed sex at 10. I think I wouldn't mind sex with them now, they all seem to be in pretty good shape. We've reached a starting point for negotiations but I'd like the age range narrowed by at least 2 years.

[Anonymous No.58091122]

>>58091089
>they all
I take it back, I just looked harder. This is why you deliberate before you sign.

[Anonymous No.58091151]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU
AMD in two weeks

[Anonymous No.58091152]

God these Four Cheese Cheezits are absolutely unreal good, have you had these?

I'm longing Kellogs.

[Anonymous No.58091157]

wtf are those moves in the night on DAX, being thrown around like a shitcoin. 10 points in 1-2 sec. Who's trading that this fast and which fuckin stock. Futures are retarded.

[Anonymous No.58091160]

>>58090988
I would allow the XOM one to tongue my anus then.

[Anonymous No.58091173]

I think it's time to hop back in SMCI and NVDA. Anybody gonna play weeklies?

[Anonymous No.58091186]

>>58090399
Deficit spending under fiat is just debasement

[Anonymous No.58091192]

Imagine being a DUMB FUCKING BEAR at this point holy shit my sides are on Mars

[Anonymous No.58091197]

>>58091014
Prince was a fag who wore ladies underwear and wrote about kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream. You need to go back to Planet Fitness and stay back.

[Anonymous No.58091200]

In pic related I present the Solactive FANG Innovation Index, the unleveraged underlying index the BULZ 3x leveraged ETF is based on. I can't seem to find a tradeable unleveraged ETF based on this index. Am I overlooking it somehow or does it not exist? If it doesn't exist then BULZ is literally the only triple leveraged ETF that does not have a tradeable unleveraged counterpart. Even FNGU has one

[Anonymous No.58091215]

>>58091186
this chart is bullish

[Anonymous No.58091217]

>>58091173
why cant you options faggot buy the stock and hold? if you did this 2 years ago you would be rich. but you couldnt, you didnt, and you are paying the price.

[Anonymous No.58091222]

lets say, hypothetically, I found a way to sell covered calls on a stable stock, using 0DTE options that net me 0.5% every single day. Could I earn 182.5% a year using this strategy?

Lets say for the sake of example, this stock does not deviate more than -10% to 10%+ per year, so it is relatively stable and has enough volume to support this strategy, but there is enough option demand to net 0.5% every day

Is there any downside to such a strategy, and if not, why isn't everyone selling covered calls?

[Anonymous No.58091234]

AI

[Anonymous No.58091240]

How do I inverse myself?

[Anonymous No.58091241]

>>58091222
>Could I earn 182.5% a year using this strategy?
What kind of math are you doing? If you get 0.5% each trading day (there are 252) that compounds to a 251.4% gain in a year.

[Anonymous No.58091251]

SNOW looks like it's about to completely reverse its dump and have about 9 straight green weeks

[Anonymous No.58091259]

>>58091222
>>58091241
In any case, you will eventually get executed and lose your shares. Then maybe you can buy back in, losing some stake. Covered calls are free money until your stock moons and you realize you won't get any of that money.

t. sold LAAC calls at $5, thank god for only a part of my stack. It's gonna hurt to see it moon tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58091262]

>>58090399
eventually they will just launch a new money, probably that CBDC they have been talking about. when you roll over you knock 2-3 zeros off. now prices go from 1 to 2 dollars vs 100 to 200 and everyone claps.

[Anonymous No.58091265]

>>58091200
I like BULZ sometimes because you can catch a low volume swing if you see the underlying tickers moving but generally FNGU seems more trader friendly

[Anonymous No.58091267]

>>58091217
this is better than the lottery.
Less of the gains are taxed.
Odds of winning are better.
A MM taking winnings on a loss could be another regular person.

[Anonymous No.58091271]

>>58091222
Checked. Try it and see then report back with screenshot of gains and what stock it is. Remember whenever you trade options you are doing business with professional market makers who don't like losing money. If your strategy is as straightforward as you've outlined they will quickly figure it out and your fills will change such that it suddenly becomes unprofitable. Until that happens though let it rip

[Anonymous No.58091284]

>>58090294
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.58091298]

We're going to see SPX 10,000, aren't we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

[Anonymous No.58091301]

>>58091002
Unless you’re getting vertically integrated into someone’s non traditional supply/logistics operation.

[Anonymous No.58091311]

>>58091222
>but there is enough option demand to net 0.5% every day
I would think that the premiums would have to be insanely high for you to net 0.5% per day on 0dtes. Which begs the question why would premiums be so high on a non volatile stock?

[Anonymous No.58091325]

I'm selling all my stocks that I wish I had right now. I think this is the top.

[Anonymous No.58091329]

>>58091301
>vertically integrated into someone’s non traditional supply/logistics operation
Elon is trying to own the lithium mines that sell lithium to make his cars?

[Anonymous No.58091342]

>>58091200
>Am I overlooking it somehow or does it not exist?
There's FNGG for 2x. But otherwise just take 1/3 the amount you normally would and put it in FNGU. 1% FNGU + 2% parked in an MMF is basically 3% allocated to the index itself.

[Anonymous No.58091350]

Don't consider myself a permabear, I simply can't see how this doesn't end in civilization-ending hyperinflation. Looking for a 10K SPX while consumer debt is at an all time high (and so is national). Recipe for disaster.

But hey...go NVDA?

[Anonymous No.58091357]

>>58091325
lmao

[Anonymous No.58091356]

Imagine not capitalizing on the gold pullback today for massive easy gains. Like taking candy from a baby. Just call me li'l Peter Schiff from now on
>>58091342
FNGU has an unlevered counterpart with FNGS. I'm looking for an unlevered version of BULZ

[Anonymous No.58091362]

>>58091325
i am at the point where i get a dreadful feeling in the pit of my stomach watching my portfolio go up. I wish it were slow and gradual with gentle slopes so that it would be sustainable, but this is obviously going to crash eventually and i don't trust myself to know when to exit.

[Anonymous No.58091369]

Bullish or Bearish?

[Anonymous No.58091373]

>>58091325
Thats probably why you dont have any stock btw.

[Anonymous No.58091377]

>>58091362
trailing stop loss
It saved my ass with NVDA that I bought at an average of $323. I rode it all the way up to $850 with a 10% trailing stop loss, and at that point I thought this shit is gonna tank any minute, so I shrunk it to 6%. Then I took a bus and NVDA mooned to 975 and dropped to 915 triggering my sale automatically. I'm pretty happy with the result.

[Anonymous No.58091381]

>>58091329
I don’t know I was just speculating. Why wouldn’t he also want to control (as much) the price of this component ? It does seem like a lot.

[Anonymous No.58091385]

>>58091356
Ah, no shit.

Well in any case for BULZ, same deal: think how much you'd want unlevered and throw a third of it into BULZ. Cause ETFDB certainly doesn't have anything else for that exact index: https://etfdb.com/index/solactive-fang-innovation/

[Anonymous No.58091391]

GraniteShares 2x Long Micron Daily ETF: MUMU

[Anonymous No.58091392]

>>58091369
Bullish because we're about to break into a new paradime

[Anonymous No.58091398]

>>58091369
It's an election year, they're not going to give Trump a market crash to tout. Crabbish or bullish for the next seven months.

[Anonymous No.58091408]

>>58091391
What would you use this for?

[Anonymous No.58091410]

>>58091350
Maybe, just maybe, you and all the other bears have no fucking idea how this shit works and you just say sell because "it's too high"

[Anonymous No.58091418]

>>58091350
>But hey...go NVDA?
Yep

[Anonymous No.58091431]

Reminder if the market rallies into November the incumbent has always won. The Spx has never been wrong

[Anonymous No.58091433]

>>58091398
>It's an election year, they're not going to give Trump a market crash to tout
Isn't JPow a Republican though?

[Anonymous No.58091453]

3 very important things happened today and only two hit the news:

March 20th 2024
FNMA/FMCC final order on a 14 year case went out after a jury trial which took place last year on August 14th.
Assange got a plea deal.
Ethereum lost its canary.

I am convinced these data are not coincidental.

[Anonymous No.58091463]

>>58091433
He was a Trump nomination, but they differ on policy quite alot, it was actually seen as a bit of a surprise that Trump nominated Powell.

[Anonymous No.58091481]

>>58091433
And the Boeing whistleblower wasn't suicidal. Your point being?

[Anonymous No.58091482]

>>58091350
also gold pumping

[Anonymous No.58091485]

>>58091453
so the market crashes tomorrow or what?

[Anonymous No.58091497]

>>58091369
Short term I am doom-bullish for the nature of this kinda price action. It’s just so many rungs the macro ladder that predicting when is not possible without long blanketed burry-like bleeding-out positions for months on end

On medium term timeframe we are coming down and it will be glorious. But until then we must enjoy the ball.

[Anonymous No.58091501]

>>58090580
I hodl gme. I also hodl food, water, and firearms. One way or the other, I’ll be ok

[Anonymous No.58091504]

>>58091481
That dude was a fucking mess and anyone who isn't a mainstream media cum gargler knows it

[Anonymous No.58091511]

>>58091453
>Assange got a plea deal
but he did nothing wrong?

[Anonymous No.58091533]

Are you a better shot than your draft officer, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.58091539]

>>58091497
So how do we know the precise time to get out?

[Anonymous No.58091549]

>>58091533
I will once again refer you to the whiteboard.

[Anonymous No.58091552]

>>58090283
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.58091567]

>>58091539
I like this 100 year channel

[Anonymous No.58091586]

>>58091482
probably the most damning indicator

[Anonymous No.58091589]

if you have down syndrome, I want a blowie from you

[Anonymous No.58091592]

>>58091549
Cool psyop, faggot. Not fighting for your illegitimate regime.

[Anonymous No.58091597]

>>58091567
I could die a happy and spiritually complete man the day SPX hits the bottom of that channel but I don't see it. I wish I could believe in the great and firey cleansing but I am not that lucky. Maybe in the next life but not this one

[Anonymous No.58091598]

>>58091586
how come

[Anonymous No.58091600]

>>58091410
that is not what I said. get a q-tip. stick it in your ear. I mean WAYYYY in there. dig deep. you need to get all that retarded stuff out of the hole and then try re-reading my comment

[Anonymous No.58091606]

>>58091433
Cucks are cucks first and foremost. If he were willing to lose his job and its honors, he would have done the right thing 12 months ago and said "we're finally seeing results, full speed ahead, 50 bepis" when that Bay area LGTBank failed. Instead that was the last day anyone ever heard the h-word.
You can say the same for when Trump shoved him in a locker in 2019 for that matter.

[Anonymous No.58091608]

>>58091592
Oh I'm with you on not fighting, but WW3 fully kicking off is years away. Biden won't start anything, so the GAE's like a wounded gazelle, having bits torn off it by hyenas.

[Anonymous No.58091610]

>>58091485
it's crashing *up* right now

I am irresponsibly long fnma/fmcc

[Anonymous No.58091625]

He wasn't wrong, just early.

[Anonymous No.58091630]

>>58091567
neat

[Anonymous No.58091631]

>>58091606
Yeah, everyone wants to be Volcker until it's time to do Volcker shit. Then the kvetching becomes unbearable.

[Anonymous No.58091632]

>>58091598
it means people are hoarding gold as a hedge against a shitty market, see the entire 1970s.

[Anonymous No.58091637]

>>58091539
Who knows my brother. They may avert it with a fedcoin, usury, a war (look at markets before WWI/WWII)


I’ve considered buying theta decaying assets as their price is going to plummet and will be well worth the cost if we accelerate upwards.

[Anonymous No.58091641]

I put treasure here.

I love you all, good luck, if you find it you will have made it forever.

[Anonymous No.58091642]

>>58091600
You just have fundamental misunderstandings about the US economy. Credit card debt doesn't matter. The US debt doesn't matter. Hyperinflation is unironically a good thing for the US since it makes the debt disappear under a new mountain of money. Money based on literally nothing, purely the nuclear force of the US military.

[Anonymous No.58091653]

>>58091641
>Bixby
Dis nigga on the set of Tremors lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.58091654]

lots of glownigs tonight

[Anonymous No.58091660]

I keep buying ATHs yet I keep making money. What gives

[Anonymous No.58091661]

Bros I tried to buy the pullback on /NQ futures on the 15th and got fucking bottom ticked on my goddam stop loss. I'm so dadblame mad. ree

[Anonymous No.58091662]

>>58091608
WW3 starts this summer, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.58091667]

>>58091641
I'm going to go check the big tiddy trailhead.

[Anonymous No.58091668]

Is it too late to buy into TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.58091673]

>>58091662
Next year.

[Anonymous No.58091676]

I love how it is always the bollingers of the largest timeframe that get ignored the most

Trading the 1m(inute) is the real deal.
fuck 4 hourly, daily and weekly too

[Anonymous No.58091686]

>>58091641
Anon will have the last laugh when you arrive at the coordinates and see nothing but a Frenchman sunning his shaven genitalia.

[Anonymous No.58091696]

>>58091668
What would be your exit strategy?

[Anonymous No.58091698]

Bros I must be going retarded or something. I swear I saw an INTC q2 revision where they increased their forecast mcdonalds huge.
I can't find it though. Like it was something absurd from 0.01 to 0.15

[Anonymous No.58091707]

>>58091673
Never underestimate the incompetence of an illegitimate government.

[Anonymous No.58091710]

>>58091676
As in, no one sees how the 5 year Bollingers are bullish?

[Anonymous No.58091715]

>>58091696
exit?

[Anonymous No.58091727]

>>58091673
before the election, so they can postpone them.

[Anonymous No.58091728]

>>58089902

[Anonymous No.58091733]

>>58091715
No you should not buy TQQQ right now. You'll know it's time to buy when you see nothing but pink wojaks on here for at least 3 months straight

[Anonymous No.58091740]

Are y’all heckin ready for RDDT tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58091743]

>>58091533
>Chinese border

which part of it? If its on one of those islands near the shore, then its a nothingburger...

[Anonymous No.58091746]

>>58091728
AHAHAAA WTF, ALSO WTF IS THAT STEVE BUSCEMI'S SON?

[Anonymous No.58091749]

>>58091728
Well that's just heckin bullshitarino. The moderators should have their salaries doubled. Tripled I say!

[Anonymous No.58091756]

>>58091740
They're making animes about housing refugees now?

[Anonymous No.58091757]

>>58091511
govt wanted to make him liable for '08 for leaking Icelandic bank docs or something

[Anonymous No.58091768]

>>58091637

[Anonymous No.58091770]

>>58091728
That looks about right for a reddit CEO.

[Anonymous No.58091775]

someone bought 14k soxl afterhours at $45.98

[Anonymous No.58091779]

>>58091728
the most based man on reddit.

[Anonymous No.58091782]

>He isn't using Google Excel to calculate market trends/SMA100-300/ShillerPE's/FedRates/CPI/MACD/EMA/Histogram/trading volume/put&call ratio/inverted yield indicator/buffetIndicator/FearNGreed Index/VIX Index/MarketSectors valuations/SnP500 Mega Mid Small cap valuations

What the fuck are you guys doing LMAO.

[Anonymous No.58091783]

>>58091637
Thank you for posting this. It was what I needed to read today.

[Anonymous No.58091785]

RUGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.58091790]

>>58091782
>google excel

[Anonymous No.58091795]

>>58091779
Kek. The line that got me was
>Meanwhile moderators on the platform remain unpaid
I just imagined that Trump webm.

[Anonymous No.58091799]

>>58091728
No human has to have ((man)) in their surname.

[Anonymous No.58091800]

>>58091775
Wow holy shit and I was being timid about spending 5k

[Anonymous No.58091810]

>>58091567
>using 100 year metrics and unfilled gaps from 1929

Bro i dont think anyone is coming to redeem the zeppelin and RCA shares

[Anonymous No.58091814]

>https://www.youtube.com/@stevenvanmetre5087
This guy is doom posting daily going back months, he can't actually be this retarded right? He's just doing this for views.. right? Also I'm pretty sure he used to go under the name "Bond King"

[Anonymous No.58091823]

>>58091728

[Anonymous No.58091824]

>>58091814
He is making bank off those videos

[Anonymous No.58091828]

Smooth sailing until SPY hits 525 then the dumparino

[Anonymous No.58091834]

>>58091823

[Anonymous No.58091840]

>>58091814
Youtube doomer videos are all the rage with boomer preppers.

The reality is 90% wont last a month without insulin. Prepping and doomspeak is an industry. Thats how you know its garbage. It sells fantasy

[Anonymous No.58091846]

>>58091823
>>58091834
>tfw youre a happy, smarter mix between the two; British
Feels good, lads.

[Anonymous No.58091876]

>>58091846

[Anonymous No.58091883]

>Reddit (RDDT) has a 5 BILLION DOLLAR market cap at $34 per share
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/rddt/
Who the fuck thinks Reddit is worth that much???

[Anonymous No.58091888]

>>58091740
Will there be an options chain?

[Anonymous No.58091891]

>>58089902
Wtf is going ah with soxl

Damn i have $42,$46, and $56 soxl calls march 28th expiration but fuck me not enough to make it i only nibbled today before fomc

If my position was more i might oof been able to retire. Fucking Damnit

[Anonymous No.58091895]

I'm buying more SQQQ tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58091898]

>>58091883
They will feed Gemini with Reddit. It's over for AI.

[Anonymous No.58091910]

>>58091883
It’s worth $12 a share.

[Anonymous No.58091927]

>>58091898
Not really

Look at tay. Tay revolted against her creators rule. Besides the ai revolution is all about selling product and subscriptions to companies to lower overhead and increase profits. Oh and robots and shit

What bullshit bing AI spouts isnt really relevant

[Anonymous No.58091929]

>>58091782
that's exactly what I am doing though

[Anonymous No.58091941]

>>58091910
Im definitely thinking of shorting it. Feels like free money. I do not understand who values this shit at 5 billion? Its not even worth 1 billion, which would make the proper price closer to $8 per share.

[Anonymous No.58091954]

>>58091941
But le HECKIN diamond handed reddit apes strong together

[Anonymous No.58091977]

>>58091453
>https://youtu.be/xDqn4wpnI3w?t=449
Do I need a drink?
I can't find any articles about this

[Anonymous No.58091985]

>>58091883
>5.4B market cap
yea I'm going to short 4/2 after the meme pumping.

[Anonymous No.58091996]

>>58091977
this is all I could find

[Anonymous No.58092023]

>>58091453
>eth
This is extremely bullish. Governments are vetting it like they did bitcoin. Eth 10k end of year.

[Anonymous No.58092027]

Who these rich stock pickers do with the stocks that pay a dividend? are these numbers after reinvesting 100% of the dividend? or they just spend a % on their personal spendings and others?

also I always wondered, why do this people not just buy the sp500, but I have been looking at yearly returns on some of the big ones like MSFT, GOOGL AMZN etc, and man these fuckers are making 15 to 20% consistently, yes you get he odd year where they crash but overall you would be up above sp500. maybe im diluting my returns by not just manning up and buying the winners individually? the thing is I would need to pay taxes on dividends, so not sure if that would work out compared to sp500

[Anonymous No.58092028]

I can live comfy on 60 dollars per day after taxes
Just got to keep pouring money in... I'll get there... I know it

[Anonymous No.58092029]

PEP

[Anonymous No.58092038]

Does anyone bother to read the header? Anyway the calendar year needs to be updated

[Anonymous No.58092053]

do you think the russsel 2000 index is a good thing to own now?

[Anonymous No.58092063]

>>58089999
Checked

[Anonymous No.58092076]

>>58090502
new zealand women are Decent at best

[Anonymous No.58092086]

>>58090563
they are probbaly not defaulting
they will most likely just keep printing money
so in theory they will pay their debt, but in reality it will lose its value
there could be alot of implications if that happens

[Anonymous No.58092103]

>>58090915
hes full of shit

[Anonymous No.58092111]

So is RDDT going to be the straw that breaks the stock markets back?

[Anonymous No.58092113]

>>58092027
If you buy SPY and QQQ, that just means your making the same bet as everyone else, which is low risk and low returns.
If you think you can do better, the rewards could turn millions into billions.

[Anonymous No.58092115]

>>58092086
same as it ever was.

[Anonymous No.58092118]

>>58090915
most of that is as real as the tesla self driving video from 2019

[Anonymous No.58092149]

>>58091883
I reckon it depends on the data they collect and what that add revenue looks like

[Anonymous No.58092162]

>>58092113
Spy and qqq low risk.
>Fuck you guys are actually fucked

[Anonymous No.58092168]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58092172]

>>58092162
Yes it is. Not my fault you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.58092185]

Fake and gay scam market

[Anonymous No.58092192]

>>58092185
You fags always say this after getting so cocky hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58092200]

>>58092162
>>58092172
I look at the charts for the S&P 500.
1974-1994 scare me.
1994-2014 scare me.
2014-2024 also scare me.

[Anonymous No.58092225]

>>58092168
Yuck

Fucking vile coalburner

[Anonymous No.58092235]

>>58092192
the market is gif related

[Anonymous No.58092252]

PUMP PUMP PUMP
srsly

[Anonymous No.58092266]

>>58092200
The last time SPY DIDNT have a positive 5 year return was if you bought between Aug 2003 and Jan 2008.
And if you kept at the peak of 2007 before the crash, youd still have 250% returns.
You are stupid and scared.
If you're so scared, put you $300 in the bank and never post here again.

[Anonymous No.58092267]

>>58092235
So... Chill AF?

[Anonymous No.58092273]

>>58092053
it's cheap compared to the large caps atm, more upside potential in the long run

based on my calcs SP500 nominal price is above its historical trend today at +0.72 stdevs, or top 24% relative all-time
meanwhile the R2K is -0.49 or bottom ~31%

if you deflate the data/trends by the CPI, those numbers become even more exaggerated (+0.99 / -0.79)

[Anonymous No.58092295]

Who's that son of whore that is pumping the market at this time

[Anonymous No.58092307]

>>58092295
Wait, it's Powell

[Anonymous No.58092327]

I am poor

[Anonymous No.58092341]

>gold 2200

[Anonymous No.58092372]

>I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my frens
**shorts the reddit ipo**

[Anonymous No.58092377]

>please wait a while before making a thread
okay not baking

[Anonymous No.58092387]

baking

[Anonymous No.58092424]

Is it almost memestonk season? I'm ready to throw money into absolute garbage and retire

[Anonymous No.58092425]

Hold on to SoundHound with BALLS OF STEEL!

[Anonymous No.58092441]

what is that fuckin meltup

[Anonymous No.58092463]

everything looks *safe*
until you count for downtrends and theta decay
then it becomes gambling again
best to jus put in money for stocks and not think about it

[Anonymous No.58092477]

>>58092113
so what od you think? why not just buy amzn, goog, msft, and maybe s m h, and for extra risk mstr

[Anonymous No.58092483]

no one bake

[Anonymous No.58092546]

>China Builder Radiance Defaults On Dollar Bond Amid Sales Slump - BBG
>World aka market doesn't care

[Anonymous No.58092567]

>>58092477
Thats up to you how risky you want to go. But remember, SPY is made up of companies that are "proven" winners, the top 500 winners which is changes all the time. Which is why it makes it an easy and less risky investment because there are literally thousands of people trying to figure out what the "best" 500 stocks are.
QQQ (NASDAQ) is very similar, but filtered by the initial criteria required to get into the index, and then are also the biggest on that index. NASDAQ stocks in general are more tech heavy which makes them slightly more volatile.

[Anonymous No.58092575]

>>58092546
we are all in our own bubbles. Even when we think we are paying attention, there's so much bad stuff we don't see

[Anonymous No.58092579]

>>58092266

[Anonymous No.58092582]

Baking is gay. Only homo gays sexuals bake. You aren’t a queer, are you anon?

[Anonymous No.58092590]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58092594]

>>58092579
Inflation adjusted.

[Anonymous No.58092600]

>>58092579
Not sure what you're trying to say. I see opportunity while you seem to see fear.

[Anonymous No.58092618]

>>58091641
There better be several animu figures in ur geocache, anon.

[Anonymous No.58092621]

Hey guys, NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN. LIKE ALWAYS

[Anonymous No.58092634]

>>58091251
If I had an extra $20k I'd go for it.

[Anonymous No.58092643]

>>58092600
Weird shit sometimes happens when paradigms change. Something changed in 2010.

[Anonymous No.58092645]

>>58091251
MDB is another good one. It doesn't stay oversold for long.

[Anonymous No.58092682]

NEW THREAD
>>58092674
>>58092674
>>58092674
>>58092674
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.58092684]

It's a clownmarket cause billionaires like Zuckerberg were selling META all in january and december. They probably didn't think it could go higher.

[Anonymous No.58092765]

>5245

[Anonymous No.58092953]

>>58092567
yeah but who is going to flip amzn, goog, msft and these guys? you are diluting a lot of gains with the indexes imo