/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.58085275]

It's gametime edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previous: >>58084029

[Anonymous No.58085293]

Gold just broke 2200

[Anonymous No.58085299]

PUMP INTO DUMP

[Anonymous No.58085301]

Hahahaha what's up bears you stupid faggots hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.58085302]

last chance to buy LAAC
the children yearn for the mines

[sage No.58085307]

>>58085275
Bloomberg chat is unmoderated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GF5hO5XKs

[Anonymous No.58085309]

>bobo about to kill this

[Anonymous No.58085311]

>>58085275
J Powell does need that for saving the economy several times. We should get him a hotter women to give him a nice tug though.

[Anonymous No.58085315]

i NEED Latina braps

[Anonymous No.58085318]

will daddy jerome be hawkish this time bros? inflation is higher than last month. Can he really come out with the "we just need more data" excuse this time?

[Anonymous No.58085319]

Dot plot doesn't matter, bobo is obsessing over a minor detail again. His OCD will be his undoing. We are PUMPING until rate cuts can no longer be priced in. The more you hold out, the longer we pump.

[Anonymous No.58085321]

It all comes down to the color of his tie
>red = dollar up, stocks down
>blue = dollar down, stocks up
>purple = eternal crab

[sage No.58085337]

>>58085318
Powell needs to slurp more data

[Anonymous No.58085339]

>>58085318
>will daddy jerome be hawkish this time bros? inflation is higher than last month. Can he really come out with the "we just need more data" excuse this time?
He'll just say "inflation bad, housing supply bad, rents worsening, jobs sort of okay, but the Sneed and Piss 500 is all good so I will do nothing and you will be happy"

[Anonymous No.58085340]

has he announced yet

[Anonymous No.58085345]

>REMEMBER, THE FIRST MOVE IS USUALLY WRONG
REMEMBER, THE FIRST MOVE IS USUALLY WRONG
>REMEMBER, THE FIRST MOVE IS USUALLY WRONG
REMEMBER, THE FIRST MOVE IS USUALLY WRONG

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085348]

Some one send Jenna in and have her ask Jay something about black people.

[Anonymous No.58085350]

Are we still here bros?

[Anonymous No.58085359]

kek TLT baggies

[Anonymous No.58085360]

>>58085318
Inflation is the same it was in 2009

Look of the fed doesnt cut this year its going to be an unmitigated disaster on the national debt. The interest is going to exceed $2 trillion annually just on debt servicing. Too many bills maturing for this to not explode with rates where they are. Lower rates buy time

[Anonymous No.58085361]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58085364]

this thread is better than the nignog thread

[Anonymous No.58085365]

>>58085321
is there a CME Group event contract for that?

[Anonymous No.58085367]

Why the fuck is the market pumping still? I thought the cuts were priced in?

[Anonymous No.58085368]

I can't believe bears are asking if Powell will be hawkish. LMFAO.

[Anonymous No.58085370]

>>58085275
Bobo better crash the economy with his cut penis or something

[Anonymous No.58085379]

>>58085367
we already dumped, SOXL hit a generational bottom of 40.62 today.

[Anonymous No.58085381]

>>58085367
They were micropriced out during the last rally.

[Anonymous No.58085386]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM30X1cNVzI
yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.58085394]

>>58085360
Rates don't matter.

Lower rates = more borrowing = monetary expansion
Higher rates = more interest = monetary expansion

[Anonymous No.58085395]

>Fed more hawkish for the next year
>yields go down
This market makes no sense at all

[Anonymous No.58085399]

>>58085368
>>58085370
Boboids are such delusional faggots that rather than own up to how wrong they were they would rather go silent and pretend to be mumus. That's just how sick and demented boboids are

[Anonymous No.58085405]

>>58085395
Yields are up on the 10 year

[Anonymous No.58085408]

>>58085399
>they would rather go silent and pretend to be mumus. That's just how sick and demented boboids are
yes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085410]

>>58085386
>taking financial advice from some yahoo
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.58085411]

>>58085399
They were speculating some real retarded shit yesterday, what happened?? Lol

[Anonymous No.58085413]

>>58085394
At some point you cant pay the interest on your debt. He's saying we are getting to this point.

[Anonymous No.58085417]

>The Committee does not expect it will be appropriate to reduce the target range until it has gained greater confidence that inflation is moving sustainably toward 2 percent.
F for bankies

[Anonymous No.58085418]

>>58085399
Worked

[Anonymous No.58085424]

>yikes
good thing I got TLT puts today to hedge theta decay on my RXRX calls

[Anonymous No.58085426]

>>58085417
Fuck dem banks.

[Anonymous No.58085427]

You guys are buying spirit airlines, right? It is trading at less than half book value.

I'm slowly accumulating. Only 400 shares, but next month hope to have over 1000.

[Anonymous No.58085428]

>>58085275
Check out this extremely brilliant/retarded play:
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bikpfj/these_calls_could_be_500_baggers_turn_1000_into/

[Anonymous No.58085429]

MEGA BULLISH BUY BUY BUY or be poor forever. We are mooning.

[Anonymous No.58085431]

>he didn't slurp ROOT

[Anonymous No.58085433]

>>58085413
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha MUH DEBT INTEREST

[Anonymous No.58085437]

>>58085339
You don't know, he might say
JUST
CLOSE
THA
FUCKIN
DOOR

[Anonymous No.58085438]

So markets will pump after our nigger Jerome speaks?

[Anonymous No.58085443]

they simply make the market go up then find some excuse to justify it afterwards. tail wagging the dog. market only goes down when something unexpected happens or when they want it to.

good news is good news
bad news is good news
no news is good news

[Anonymous No.58085445]

MR. CRAB WINS AGAIN!!!
*SNIB*

[Anonymous No.58085451]

My bonds are fucking crashing wtf. How is the most """"stable""""" part of my portfolio the worst and most volatile by far?

[Anonymous No.58085457]

Holy fuck my head hurts

[Anonymous No.58085463]

>>58085443
You faggots never get it huh

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085465]

>>58085433
Just fucking cancel the debt and go back to the gold standard. If anybody has a problem empty the prisons and send them our niggers. EZPZ.

[Anonymous No.58085466]

>>58085307
why is bloomberg a bunch of foreigners talking about US markets?

[Anonymous No.58085467]

>>58085413
It's fiat, you can always print more. Never forget the 45x monetary expansion since '71, money supply can 2-3x every decade forever, there is no breaking point, plastic deformation not brittle failure.

[Anonymous No.58085472]

>>58085451
don't care

[Anonymous No.58085475]

C'mon man, 5 months of constant pumping and they don't have enough? Maybe the fastest runup ever and they can't get enough.

[Anonymous No.58085478]

>>58085451
rates are going up. makes your current bonds worth less. look up coupon rate. also when we switch, you'll be better positioned than all the retards trying to firesale all of their stock portfolio to rotate into bonds, thus raising the value of your bonds. downside is you miss gains that stocks are moving up right now.

[Anonymous No.58085479]

>>58085451

[Anonymous No.58085480]

>>58085345
Was surprised to learn that fucker is Hapa. Beaner Slater is whiter.

[Anonymous No.58085482]

>>58085451
the government is gonna replace bonds with Nvidia video cards. They are gonna pay china and Japan interest with video cards to play Fortnite

[Anonymous No.58085486]

>>58085472
I wish that was me.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085489]

>>58085451
I dunno, go ask the former heads of those banks that failed last year why your bond portfolio is getting fucked by higher for longer interest rates.

[Anonymous No.58085490]

BUY BUY BUY MORE NOW LINE GO UP BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58085494]

[Anonymous No.58085497]

JEANNA

[Anonymous No.58085499]

>>58085475
The givernment is doing stealth QE for political reasons, inflation be damned.

[Anonymous No.58085501]

>>58085486
it could, if you stop using options
>>58085494
its time

[Anonymous No.58085503]

RAISE THE RATES YOU PUSSY

[Anonymous No.58085504]

PCE is trending downward :)

[Anonymous No.58085506]

>>58085413
In two years the entire debt will be paid off by one NVDA share.

[Anonymous No.58085510]

>>58085503
I fucking wish

[Anonymous No.58085512]

>JPow gets to the podium
>Market INSTANTLY dumps

[Anonymous No.58085513]

Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.58085516]

>he's already pivoting away from 2% inflation

[Anonymous No.58085521]

>very good
The fuckin cpi went up, you asshole retard faggot

[Anonymous No.58085522]

NO CUT

[Anonymous No.58085525]

priced in?

[Anonymous No.58085526]

>>58085427
>$SAVE
They're fucked anon. You're stacking a company with no future and they'd be better off just selling off their fleet now and shutting down entirely.

[Anonymous No.58085528]

>but
but
>but
but

its fucking over, I told you fags

[Anonymous No.58085529]

>My colleagues and I A CUTE
>My colleagues and I A CUTE
>My colleagues and I A CUTE
>My colleagues and I A CUTE
>My colleagues and I A CUTE

[Anonymous No.58085533]

>>58085306
So, you're pretty sharp, please help me out, because I do want to know.

Where are the gains in efficiency happening? Which producers are expanding capacity or reducing wastes to bring their costs down to gain market share?

Any of you can answer this, I open it to the thread.

[Anonymous No.58085535]

Purple tie YAWN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085536]

>>58085497
WHERE ARE HER AI LEWDS!!!!! YOU FAGGOTS DISAPPOINT ME!!!

[Anonymous No.58085544]

>>58085512
it really did take a quick shit huh
gigapump incoming

[Anonymous No.58085551]

where is my girl

[Anonymous No.58085554]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZGhNYNUa0
Is it just me or the stream keeps buffering?

[Anonymous No.58085560]

>>58085536
filename

[Anonymous No.58085563]

If the job market is so great why can't I get a job?

[Anonymous No.58085567]

>>58085554
its just you

[Anonymous No.58085568]

MY LIL AMD STOCK NEEDS TO STOP DUMPING RIGHT NOW!

[Anonymous No.58085570]

>BoJ Seen Weighing Next Rate Hike In July Or October As Yen Weakens -
@NikkeiAsia
>

[Anonymous No.58085571]

>>58085554
just you

[Anonymous No.58085575]

>>58085554

[Anonymous No.58085576]

This is the best /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.58085578]

Drink everytime he says higher or longer

[Anonymous No.58085580]

>>58085563
Wow, stop asking so many questions you fucking Russian traitor!

[Anonymous No.58085583]

>>58085563
because u suck lmfao

[Anonymous No.58085589]

ooo she's not wearing her glasses today

[Anonymous No.58085590]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58085592]

>>58085350

[Anonymous No.58085595]

>peak rate
GET
BONDS
NOW!

[Anonymous No.58085602]

SELL THE FUCKING NEWS

[Anonymous No.58085603]

IVE NEVER BEEN SO BULLISH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
THIS IS THE TIME TO BUY
IT WILL NEVER GET LOWER THAN THIS OMFG

[Anonymous No.58085605]

Jeanna deez nuts

[Anonymous No.58085606]

Is the internet dying at the same time as the nyse ?

>>58085563
Unless you want to be one of the 35 people between a person and their doctor or a government spook/shill/nigger then there are no jobs. All of our "Growth" has been there.

[Anonymous No.58085609]

HIGHER FOR LONGER
HE SAID IT

[Anonymous No.58085611]

nobody noticed that Powell was 1 minute late today

you have no idea how bearish I am

[Anonymous No.58085610]

where's the baggie faggot who claimed March would be the crash of a life time lmao

[Anonymous No.58085614]

[Anonymous No.58085616]

MEETING BY MEETING GOYIMS

[Anonymous No.58085625]

lmfao holy fuck buy TLT BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58085626]

>dovish as fuck
And I am green for the week after a not good Tuesday
>Gonna start day drinking
Larry are you with me?

[Anonymous No.58085628]

>>58085563

[Anonymous No.58085629]

thread cloud

[Anonymous No.58085630]

HOLY GIGAJEWISH PRICE ACTION

[Anonymous No.58085633]

POWELL NO PLEASE

[Anonymous No.58085634]

>>58085614
OUR GIRL

[Anonymous No.58085635]

HOLY FUCK
JUST BUY ANYTHING!

[Anonymous No.58085639]

>>58085633

[Anonymous No.58085642]

Is time for MEXX, cabron.

[Anonymous No.58085643]

RATE REDUCTIONS BY EOY
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
PUMP IT PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.58085648]

>>58085629
>Jeanna
Based.

[Anonymous No.58085647]

Mr. Bogandoff if you can hear me up in heaven. Please call down to earth and tell them to dump it one last time

[Anonymous No.58085651]

>>58085629
>buy
Top signal

[Anonymous No.58085654]

Yes, yes wonderful market

[Anonymous No.58085656]

>>58085614

[Anonymous No.58085660]

[Anonymous No.58085663]

Q&A always leads to a dump

[Anonymous No.58085665]

>>58085629
Marge I'm confused

[Anonymous No.58085664]

why are boboids cheering when everything is green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085666]

>>58085611
he had to find some negro to clean the semen that dripped off of yellen's chin onto his shoe.

[Anonymous No.58085668]

BUY MY BAGS EVERYONE WE ARE PUMPING FOR THE REST OF TIME

[Anonymous No.58085672]

PUMP IT BABY

[Anonymous No.58085674]

>>58085660
imagine her beer braps after a night out

[Anonymous No.58085679]

>making progress on inflation

Inflation is up since the start of the year what is this faggot huffing

[Anonymous No.58085685]

CUT THE FEED NOW

[Anonymous No.58085688]

I LOVE RACHEL SIEGEL

[Anonymous No.58085692]

>>58085663
He already said they project the economy slowing it's growth from 3% to 2%, which is practically a recession!! lol
But really, all first moves are fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.58085693]

300 RATE CUTS THIS YEAR

[sage No.58085694]

Rachel is hotter than the bitch you guys always talk about

[Anonymous No.58085698]

nvigroids do NOT get to cum

[Anonymous No.58085699]

Today Powell cements his legacy as Burns

[Anonymous No.58085700]

Mr. Bogandoff if you can hear me up in heaven. Please call down to earth and tell them to dump it one last time. Mr. Bogandoff I need help please

[Anonymous No.58085702]

>>58085679
I think they're probably projecting that the market will cool on housing and whatnot. There's already been data coming in showing reduced housing pricing starting to hit various markets, and that plays into inflation.

[Anonymous No.58085705]

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58085706]

>>58085664
for me its calls on stocks and puts on bonds
fuck blackrock
>girl asking question now is cute

[Anonymous No.58085707]

god i hate her nasal way of talking so much why do you amerifat women talk like this

[Anonymous No.58085709]

>>58085693
>300, i don't know that seems kinda high

[Anonymous No.58085711]

vocal fry always makes women sound stupid

[Anonymous No.58085710]

>inflation went up, do you not care about inflation?
>Oh na na lmao all good we're making progress ova here! 2 percent is right around the corner I swear

[Anonymous No.58085714]

LET HER TALK

[Anonymous No.58085715]

Are we bullish?

[Anonymous No.58085716]

>>58085679
YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB ABOUT THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58085717]

LITERAL HYPERINFLATION

[Anonymous No.58085721]

>>58085629

[Anonymous No.58085723]

"WE WILL GET AGGRAGATE INFLATION DOWN TO 2%, WE WILL" - Our Hero, Jpow

[Anonymous No.58085725]

new jerome just dropped

[Anonymous No.58085727]

JPow sounding bullish af today

[Anonymous No.58085726]

HOLY SHIT THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.58085734]

>>58085526
I guess we shall see. It has the brand recognition. Everything else is whatever.

[Anonymous No.58085735]

>>58085693
But chairman, there are fewer than 300 calendar days remaining in the year.

[Anonymous No.58085738]

We're so Ridin' with Biden™

[Anonymous No.58085741]

>>58085707
it's better than the vocal fry. That shit makes my farts poop

[Anonymous No.58085744]

>3 cuts
more like 20 panic-cuts when shit finally crashes

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.58085753]

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT BOBOS
RATE CUTS START NEXT FED MEETING

[Anonymous No.58085756]

>>58085725

[Anonymous No.58085759]

>>58085723
"We will inflate AJ Applegate's ass up 2% every day!"

[Anonymous No.58085761]

>>58085629
>hawkish interest rates buy inflation market faggots


Based doombull prediction. Weimar it is.

[Anonymous No.58085763]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58085765]

CHECK YOSELF NICK

[Anonymous No.58085766]

>>58085744
better cut when necessary than cut pre-emptively so retail gamblers can see number up

[Anonymous No.58085767]

YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.58085768]

CHECK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.58085769]

CHECK YOSELF

[sage No.58085770]

>>58085735
1 rate hike each weekday. 3 rate hikes on sundays

[Anonymous No.58085771]

[Anonymous No.58085772]

>>58085711
Sam Altman has the worst vocal fry of any woman ever in history

[Anonymous No.58085774]

Where were you when the omega doom bull run began?

[Anonymous No.58085777]

>>58085551
>>58085575
I want her to be my personal fluffer on call 24/7

[Anonymous No.58085778]

DXY

[Anonymous No.58085779]

DUMP IT BOBO!!!

[Anonymous No.58085781]

>Apu Apustaja of the /smg/, Mr. Chairman are we heemed?

[Anonymous No.58085782]

>>58085715
what is this man's name? Need to do some research

[Anonymous No.58085787]

WHY PCE, YOU FAGGOT. CPI IS HIGH

[Anonymous No.58085791]

>>58085770
Based and negavolker pilled.

[Anonymous No.58085795]

>>58085725
>disdain for bears

[sage No.58085796]

Reuters needs to up their game

[Anonymous No.58085799]

[Anonymous No.58085800]

>>58085787
when did they change it to PCE rather than CPI? was that always a thing?

[Anonymous No.58085802]

CHECK YOURSELF NICK YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58085803]

>>58085551
Recovering from a morning with Frank who unironically said he "talked with" her this very morning.

https://www.cnbc.com/frank-holland/

[Anonymous No.58085806]

When is it gonna be our turn bobros?

[Anonymous No.58085809]

TSLA BROKE $175 I REPEAT TSLA BROKE $175

[Anonymous No.58085810]

regionals

[Anonymous No.58085815]

>>58085799
jew

[Anonymous No.58085821]

>>58085802
He got absolutely wrecked by one of the most chill fed chairs in history

[Anonymous No.58085822]

>>58085802
>Deceitful nose

[Anonymous No.58085824]

>>58085806
Black bear season starts here pretty soon, I'll go out and kill one for you

[Anonymous No.58085826]

>>58085815

[Anonymous No.58085828]

>>58085741
vocal fry is the second worst vocal sin for me. jesus christ just articulate normaly for fucks sake and im saying that with my hard east eu accent

[Anonymous No.58085835]

>>58085809
clownbros, we are so back

[Anonymous No.58085836]

BOBO HEEMED

[sage No.58085838]

The woman sitting next to a smelly pajeet has a face mask. LOL

[Anonymous No.58085842]

it's that time again

[Anonymous No.58085844]

>>58085802
i hate this fag. i read his book, trillian dollar triage, and it's just him licking JPowels asshole for 250 pages.

[Anonymous No.58085847]

>>58085806
in the intermeeting period surprise hikes

[Anonymous No.58085848]

>>58085806
We will have the satisfaction of knowing we were right while we scavenge through the balkanized wasteland of the united states.

[Anonymous No.58085851]

>>58085806
Literally 1/1/2022- today.

[Anonymous No.58085850]

YOU PROMISED ME SPX 3000!!!

[Anonymous No.58085853]

WE'RE STILL CIMBING

[Anonymous No.58085857]

>>58085842
She has no shame

[Anonymous No.58085859]

Oh we are SO FUCKING BACK NVDA BROS

[Anonymous No.58085862]

Imagine being short right now…

[Anonymous No.58085865]

>>58085806
ITT WE LAUGH AT BEARTARDS

[sage No.58085866]

>>58085842
She's wearing a mask because she's got a smelly pajeet next to her

[Anonymous No.58085870]

>>58085809
@me when its 240+

[Anonymous No.58085872]

>>58085838

[Anonymous No.58085873]

>>58085828
The ultimate final boss of the ugliest accent is a west coast (Californian) upward inflection mixed with heavy vocal fry.
"Where every sentence ends in a question? Like this?"
Hearing it is like a thousand nails on chalkboards piped directly into my ears.

[Anonymous No.58085876]

does she have a diaper on her face?

[Anonymous No.58085877]

>more data
>not answering your question until we see more data
>what do you want me to tell you? I can't say until we see more data
>oof yeah no not answering that until the data comes out

[Anonymous No.58085878]

[Anonymous No.58085880]

>>58085826

[Anonymous No.58085881]

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY SAY DURING THE MEETING

[Anonymous No.58085884]

>>58085847
Bullish. More cuts to price in.

[Anonymous No.58085888]

literally two masks

[Anonymous No.58085890]

>>58085872
I knew it anon

[Anonymous No.58085896]

IMABATUKUM!!!!!!!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085899]

>>58085872
Semen demon

[Anonymous No.58085902]

>>58085848
JUST 2 MORE WEEKS!

[Anonymous No.58085903]

>>58085859
We never left.

[Anonymous No.58085908]

GDX/GLD recognizing Powell is a pussy

[Anonymous No.58085909]

[Anonymous No.58085910]

>>58085876
have you never met a democrat ? Where have you been for literally 4 years nigger.

[Anonymous No.58085911]

I thought it was our turn

[Anonymous No.58085913]

>>58085606
omg, secretaries for doctors get paid well.


Where are the gains in efficiency happening? Which producers are expanding capacity or reducing wastes to bring their costs down to gain market share?
>>58085767
>>58085768
>>58085802
Boss man went and bossed.
>>58085862
My imagination isn't that good, but I can express my current condtion.

[Anonymous No.58085915]

>>58085880

[Anonymous No.58085919]

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.58085920]

Will this faggot ever achieve not pumping the markets?

[Anonymous No.58085923]

>>58085873
jesus christ i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hateeeeee it

[Anonymous No.58085927]

>>58085909
>When you see the green line just keep going up

[Anonymous No.58085928]

Another comfy day. God damn, feels so good being balls deep in leveraged tech. If only I had more balls back then, but that would've involved investing money I didn't have yet. But still.

[Anonymous No.58085929]

She's cute!

[Anonymous No.58085930]

>>58085881
nothing

[Anonymous No.58085931]

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. CISA is a criminal organization.

[Anonymous No.58085935]

Dumb mousy bitch Jeanna is asking softball questions. Also said “strengk” instead of strength.

[Anonymous No.58085938]

>>58085919
I wish she still had glasses

[Anonymous No.58085939]

AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085941]

[Anonymous No.58085944]

>rate cuts into roaring inflation
>rate cuts into roaring inflation
>rate cuts into roaring inflation
ARMAGEDDON EOY

[Anonymous No.58085946]

[Anonymous No.58085947]

supply side with supply chains

[Anonymous No.58085949]

Fuck this stock market

[Anonymous No.58085952]

Why do people watch fomc meetings anyways, they don't ever say anything useful

[Anonymous No.58085953]

>>58085911
Patience, this is just luring more mumus into false confidence to make the slaughter more complete.

[Anonymous No.58085955]

[Anonymous No.58085957]

>>58085911

[Anonymous No.58085960]

>>58085913
They're useless. My third nipple is cool but it is pointless much like 31 or so of those people in that chain.

[Anonymous No.58085961]

>>58085911
i think the market is repricing after all the money printing, simple as

[Anonymous No.58085963]

>>58085927

[Anonymous No.58085972]

IT'S FUCKING OONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.58085975]

>>58085949
Well yeah, just trade NATGAS AND OIL instead.

[Anonymous No.58085982]

>>58085275
We're going to have a hard landing.

[Anonymous No.58085981]

im 99% sure schwab just filled my sell to close order at the wrong price, not at the limit price i had typed in. but it happened too quickly. im heemed!

[Anonymous No.58085985]

>VT's quarterly dividend income came in right before the meeting pump

[Anonymous No.58085988]

I like no glasses Jeana

[Anonymous No.58085995]

>>58085911
>Yes. Yes.
>Bobo has been sufficiently Heemed
>Yes the traitor Nathan Rothchilde has been dealt with.
>No they are not aware they are in a Shadow Recession.
>Yes Crypto is ripe for another Winter.
>I will continue my mission Mr. Market...
>Or should I say Bogdanoff.

[Anonymous No.58085996]

I sold my SPY call too early. Lol oh well, I'm glad the market is back to green after a shitty last two weeks. Let's go Micron earnings....

[Anonymous No.58085997]

DOWN, YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.58085998]

>>58085953
>patience
>missing on 1000% gains since 2020 when the world was ending

[Anonymous No.58086004]

>>58085982
>Yellow id
Crab market confirmed

[Anonymous No.58086008]

im earning insane amounts of money holy shit i fucking love this market anyone with a brain knew the market would ROCKET

[Anonymous No.58086018]

why are we pumping

[Anonymous No.58086019]

>>58085988
Big purdy eyes.

[Anonymous No.58086021]

My wives were my stock pickers last week..

[Anonymous No.58086030]

>>58086018
pow sextape leaked

[Anonymous No.58086034]

ALL
TIME
HIGH

[Anonymous No.58086035]

>>58085960
There would be far fewer if Obamadon't care wasn't a thing.
And those jobs, AND the Plumbing Jobs that NPR keeps saying we need to fill, would be full if California District Attorney Harris hadn't sniped on ITT for English 101 grade inflation for niggers who turn bolts for a living.

The only efficiencies I see atm are extreme low in labor. Burger flipping and yard work.

[Anonymous No.58086042]

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I announce I have surpassed $35,000 in VT with 323 shares

[Anonymous No.58086044]

>>58085911
soon

[Anonymous No.58086045]

>higher interest rates cause climate change
Fucking chud JPOW

[Anonymous No.58086049]

>>58086030

[Anonymous No.58086053]

POCAHONTAS BTFO

[Anonymous No.58086058]

My puts got wiped

[Anonymous No.58086062]

You can really tell how much disdain he has for Pocahontas.

[Anonymous No.58086067]

GOLD JUST BROKE 2200

THANK YOU BASED POWELL BURNS

STAGFLATION 2.0 IS IN

[Anonymous No.58086068]

>>58086058
you thought rates would get a drop on high cpi?

[Anonymous No.58086071]

>>58085275
>JPow basically saying fuck climate change alarmists

[Anonymous No.58086070]

>>58086058
well now you can buy more puts at higher prices for cheaper

[Anonymous No.58086073]

>>58086030
If it's not with Brainerd then it's fake

[Anonymous No.58086075]

Why yes, I did roll my short puts out several weeks when I saw the dot plot was unchanged.
Thanks for the free money, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.58086080]

fuck this market. i’m heemed.

[Anonymous No.58086084]

>>58086042
Kick ass, BLESSED despite dragging the non US racehorse boat anchor.

[Anonymous No.58086088]

>>58086073
Muh dik

[Anonymous No.58086092]

>>58086067
>literally everything is pumping
>stocks, bonds, commodities, shitcoins
Where's it coming from? Cash gang?

[Anonymous No.58086093]

>This is the story... the story is that inflation is going down with some bumps... those bumps will prove to be transitory... that is our story...

These fucking retards are falling into the same transitory delusion as before

[Anonymous No.58086095]

>>58086058
Thank you for your contributions

[Anonymous No.58086100]

Inverse H&S on SOXL, once this presser ends, we're going straight to 60+

[Anonymous No.58086101]

kek im seeing the fx loss on my VUSA dissapear in real time

[Anonymous No.58086107]

>>58086092
institutional panic buying

[Anonymous No.58086109]

We are so fucking back bros

[Anonymous No.58086117]

>>58086092
Borrowing to heem Long Puts, Shorts, and Covered Calls.

[Anonymous No.58086118]

>>58086092
The sidelining was unreal.

[Anonymous No.58086121]

he heppi

[Anonymous No.58086126]

>>58086092
Inflation being priced in. This faggot fed won't do anything about it. They are cowards who will let the average American die on the street from hunger than risk their precious stock market going down.

If you own assets you will be fine. People who don't own assets are fucked and their purchasing power will be eradicated over the next 5 years.

[Anonymous No.58086127]

2019
>normal
oh shit their brains are frazzled

[Anonymous No.58086133]

+$2,281.27(+0.89%) Today's Gain/Loss

Huh. Nice.

[Anonymous No.58086139]

>>58086118
>The [insider-trading] was unreal
Unless you can show reduced volume, you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.58086141]

>>58086092
All me

[Anonymous No.58086142]

>>58086121
He’s super confident today. I wonder what data he’s most optimistic about, because he’s not saying anything we don’t know.

[Anonymous No.58086153]

>>58086139
Why are you so mad? Quit gambling on catalysts.

[Anonymous No.58086160]

Is there literally 0 sellin? wtf?

[Anonymous No.58086166]

>we will discuss in due time
ALL I KNOW.
Timing is a valuable thing...

[Anonymous No.58086170]

>>58086160
oh i'm sellin, puts

[Anonymous No.58086171]

>>58086160
don't you see how bullish Powell is?

[Anonymous No.58086182]

>>58086142

[Anonymous No.58086190]

>>58086182
Fuckin saved.

[Anonymous No.58086198]

>>58086171
Yeah, he'S a faggot as always

[Anonymous No.58086202]

>>58086153
>stop doing what I literally just said the market is trying to do

[Anonymous No.58086206]

Stop making new highs.
I will rape and kill you.

[Anonymous No.58086207]

>>58086071

[Anonymous No.58086210]

im sidelined

[Anonymous No.58086220]

>>58086202
I told YOU to stop if you're so asspained. Hey, fuckface, nobody cares your thesis is wrong. Ain't your momma ever tell you to never fight the Fed?

[Anonymous No.58086224]

>>58086190
[cracks knuckles]

[Anonymous No.58086225]

>>58085279
>>58085279
>>58085279

[Anonymous No.58086235]

SLOWER
BUT
FURTHER

[Anonymous No.58086272]

GET THE FUCK DOWN

[Anonymous No.58086277]

>>58086220
>I told YOU fuckface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2mmM-kN1I
lol.

[Anonymous No.58086301]

Fuck you illuminati faggots.
I will rape and kill all of you.

[Anonymous No.58086398]

Quick 4 hundo on AMD. Thanks Mr. Powell.

[Anonymous No.58086740]

>>58086301
Bobo you will do nothing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58086971]

>>58086073
It was with Yellen.

[Anonymous No.58087194]

>>58085777
Im just gonna go ahead and check myself here