/smg/

[Anonymous No.58084029]

Black women have superpowers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

Previous: >>58082520

[Anonymous No.58084048]

its impossible to lose money investing in this market

[Anonymous No.58084057]

NVDA DIAMOND HANDS HODL

[Anonymous No.58084062]

>>58084057
sell signal

[Anonymous No.58084063]

LESS THAN ONE BONG UNTIL JEROME POWELL MUMBLES ABOUT NOTHING

[Anonymous No.58084065]

>some retard in the last thread thinks we have been unironically in a "non-stop rally" under Biden
Lmao

[Anonymous No.58084071]

>>58084029
N
>>58084048
But I'm bag holding silver miners

[Anonymous No.58084074]

>>58084029
I need someone to post the Maxwell Equation Mendeleev Spic-Nig Cycle PRONTO

[Anonymous No.58084075]

>>58084029
Bullish for prison stocks.

[Anonymous No.58084080]

If Biden isn't reelected, the pyramid lizards will heem the entire world economy.

[Anonymous No.58084089]

>>58084057
ironic shitposting? buy signal

[Anonymous No.58084090]

>A vote to change policy would result in either buying or selling U.S. government securities on the open market to promote the healthy growth of the national economy

What government securities? Selling those securities would indicate a desire to expand the market, correct?

[Anonymous No.58084092]

>>58084065
that was me ;-)

[Anonymous No.58084094]

>>58084080
Good.

[Anonymous No.58084098]

>>58084089
NVIDEO to 2000 isnt a meme you dumb fuckhead

[Anonymous No.58084107]

>>58084029
many asset valuations are up, but many men are down bad

[Anonymous No.58084116]

>>58084029
Just marvel at the difference between the profile pic and that beast

[Anonymous No.58084120]

>>58084075
Kek

[Anonymous No.58084124]

only cold showers in germany next winter too

[Anonymous No.58084126]

I find it hilarious how I literally looked up "lithium" on Fidelity, ran into LAAC, and caused anons to spend thousands of dollars on it due to my shilling.

I mean I'm very bullish on it, but still it's a bit mind boggling. Earnings today fyi.

[Anonymous No.58084142]

>the average person consumes a credit card worth of plastic a week
How many of you guys are trying to avoid consuming plastics? Personally I think it's sadly unavoidable. At some point people will catch on and shorting plastics and polymers will be super profitable.

[Anonymous No.58084144]

>>58084126
>he thought we did our own research

[Anonymous No.58084154]

Biden is low-key the best president in awhile.

[Anonymous No.58084159]

>>58084154
Turns out the reptilian overlords had a plan!

[Anonymous No.58084177]

falling asleep

[Anonymous No.58084183]

bought DWAC for Trump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084189]

>>58084116
Where are all the boys? Did they already get locked up or die to gang violence or something?

[Anonymous No.58084191]

In 1000 years historians will study the ruins of America and be astounded at our preference to elect the handicapped as mere placeholders in order to govern covertly

[Anonymous No.58084195]

>>58084189
They are out fucking your mother and gookfu.

[Anonymous No.58084204]

>>58084154
>he types from Haifa
Powell is a Trump era, you're living in a grace period of the new used car, where the tank is still full from the previous owner.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084206]

>>58084195
fuck you

[Anonymous No.58084214]

>>58084142

Average person is a moron that microwaves processed food in plastic packaging and lives on drinks stored in plastic bottles.
No shit that cattle is full of plastic.
Use glass as much as you can and don't eat any fish from the polluted seas in Asia or any other foods that come from the region.
That's a good place to start.

[Anonymous No.58084219]

>>58084204
Imagine attributing economic activity to politicians

[Anonymous No.58084221]

are we building bridges or what

[Anonymous No.58084222]

>>58084126
>im the only anon who reads prospectus/analyst reports
retard alert
>>58084154
>Black on black homicide doubled under obama/biden and biden/harris from lows not seen since the 80s.
>public disdain for jews and isreal
yeah im thinking the US is back.

[Anonymous No.58084223]

>>58084206
Don't be mad at me. It's a jewish tradition for jew women to like bbc and for the men to get cucked. Shalom

[Anonymous No.58084227]

>>58084189
there are obviously some boys in that picture

[Anonymous No.58084228]

>>58084223
no it fucking isn't you fucking idiot fuck off to pol

[Anonymous No.58084230]

>>58084089
not ironic, HODL

[Anonymous No.58084233]

Powell burn this shit market to the ground or you're gay

[Anonymous No.58084235]

>>58084214
This only gives boomers cancer

If you grew up microwaving plastic you have an immunity to it, we are like the stray dogs of chernobyl these days

[Anonymous No.58084242]

>>58084142
You fucking pozzed piece of shit. Why are you worried about plastics now? because the news/social media is telling you to care? I bet you were excited about the previous current thing as well.

[Anonymous No.58084245]

>>58084228
I wish I could transfer the conversations I've had with Jewish men directly to you, it's fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.58084253]

>>58084189
Alpha males produce girls

This female only fucks chad

[Anonymous No.58084267]

>>58084253
what cope is this?

[Anonymous No.58084270]

>>58084242
>they are finding microplastics even in placentas but everything is A-okay because...
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.58084275]

>old people already on a cocktail of 30 differemt medications taking 10 vaxxes
just die

[Anonymous No.58084288]

>>58084228
>fuck off to pol
Found the glowie

[Anonymous No.58084290]

>AMD
lmao
i was holding calls worth $4k at the top and didn't sell

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084291]

>>58084142
the war on plastics is a psyop by the climate change faggots to get people to consume less oil

[Anonymous No.58084296]

>>58084219
Inflation is the problem at Boeing, the problem at GM, the problem at Kroger, the problem at your home, and the problem at the border.

Imagine thinking the Promise of Equity/Capital being violated endlessly for simple greed, is not effecting economy.

[Anonymous No.58084297]

>>58084029
half a million in welfare goes to this black family a year. paid for by the white man while the jews will profit from this niggers families consumption

[Anonymous No.58084303]

>>58084253
Is that true? My father had 3 sons only and my grandpa had 4 sons only.

[Anonymous No.58084306]

What went wrong

[Anonymous No.58084308]

>>58084291
>consume less oil
People can still consume oil you retard. Plastics are mostly made from the byproducts of oil you dip shit.

[Anonymous No.58084313]

Selling MSFT puts @400 for after earnings (Apr 26 expiry) is literally free money, they pay 4$ per share. Even 410 would be pretty safe IMO.

[Anonymous No.58084314]

Where's that stupid nigger that says "buy calls" every day and posts that ugly bitch?

[Anonymous No.58084321]

I am financially bored

[Anonymous No.58084323]

>>58084291
>jew shilling for plastics
shocking

[Anonymous No.58084325]

>>58084206
Baggot what are you invested in these days?

[Anonymous No.58084328]

If the dot plot looks just a bit hawkish, and the ecb is quasi forced to pivot, then the diamond bottom on the dxy is going to brutally play out

[Anonymous No.58084338]

>>58084291
i agree with baggot on this one rare time. There are microbes that literally digest microplastics. Your colon contains billions if not trillions of microbes, of all different shapes and sizes. The odds are you have some able to digest that shit.

[Anonymous No.58084343]

>>58084328
Upon meticulous examination of the temporal manifestation of price action depicted within the confines of the candlestick paradigm, one discerns a palpable convergence of stochastic oscillations, indicative of latent dynamism poised to permeate the market microstructure. The fractal delineation of support and resistance levels, juxtaposed against the backdrop of volumetric divergence, portends an impending bifurcation within the equilibrium state. Albeit the semblance of stochastic equilibrium, the Keltner channel evinces an asymmetric volatilic impulse, suggestive of latent perturbations awaiting catalytic stimuli. In essence, the harmonic convergence of technical indicators orchestrates an orchestral symphony of stochastic resonance, resonating with the rhythm of market sentiment, yet concealing the enigmatic cadence of probabilistic entropy.

[Anonymous No.58084355]

>>58084120
I know pity isn't useful but I certainly ache for that woman regardless of what kind of a person she may be.

[Anonymous No.58084356]

>>58084219
Government spending is most of GDP though

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084357]

>>58084308
if your against plastics you've fallen for the jewish tricks pushed forth by the limp dick liberals, congratulations!

[Anonymous No.58084360]

>>58084325
I love how riled up baggot gets when he is upset. I knew my post would make his bisexual kosher bagel of an ass pucker with rage. Hahahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.58084369]

>>58084343
Put the adderall down sir

[Anonymous No.58084372]

Feels good to FINALLY be having a RED DAY IN NATGAS AND OIL. I was starting to fear I'd never have another SLURPPORTUNITY again. It's still got a good drop before I'll buy another substantial amount, but did take a few little SIPS here and there.

[Anonymous No.58084378]

Who's ready for the gigapump at 2?

[Anonymous No.58084380]

>>58084343
>orchestrates an orchestral symphony

[Anonymous No.58084381]

>>58084221
Its called a revstrat goyim.

[Anonymous No.58084382]

>>58084357
Plastics are by their very nature jewish.

[Anonymous No.58084385]

>>58084228
>/pol/
anon this is common knowledge, it's actually why jews have a maternal lineage. cucking is so common the males had a hard time spreading their seed.

[Anonymous No.58084392]

>>58084357
I am for hemp derived plastic alternatives

[Anonymous No.58084396]

>>58084343
This reads like the Bogdanoff’s Phd thesis

[Anonymous No.58084409]

>>58084380
>symphonically orchestrates the orchestration of ze symphoney

[Anonymous No.58084411]

>>58084338
>my ass eats plastic
stop putting things in your butt anon

[Anonymous No.58084413]

>"shoot me nigga, shoot me nigga. bust on me for real." --joseph rosenbaum
top signal

[Anonymous No.58084423]

>>58084325
when will they ever learn?

honestly poor guy, looks like he's had some shit

>>58084222
yes I am literally the only LAAC shill here, and probably that's how reddit found out about it. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.58084424]

here to say that glowniggers are pathetic slaves and that microplastics are real

[Anonymous No.58084439]

>>58084142
Been on noplastics since 2005. Tried to get my college peers to listen an was called a conspiracy theorist (not inaccurate). There are no majority white, majority healthy countries anymore.

[Anonymous No.58084440]

>>58084338
That makes zero sense that people would have evolved to eat material not naturally found in their environments. What the fuck are you smoking??? Some of that Hunter Biden Parmigiano?

[Anonymous No.58084443]

>>58084369
>>58084380
>>58084396
AI wrote that btw.

[Anonymous No.58084448]

>>58084306
Perhaps news is for selling options and not buying them as sld and so many others have said.

[Anonymous No.58084459]

>>58084439
That seems like it would be expensive. What is your approximate income and what do you eat?

[Anonymous No.58084460]

>>58084443
Not true, it smells like old pasta

[Anonymous No.58084463]

>>58084443
that was obvious. It made no sense and the syntax, well

[Anonymous No.58084467]

I know you guys are my friends I trust and care about you guys thanks for always being there for me and never steering me wrong

[Anonymous No.58084471]

FOMC needs to be earlier in the day. It's so gay that they make us wait around nearly the entire trading day.

[Anonymous No.58084475]

Ok retards, actual financial analyst here.

As we assess the current landscape of the stock market, it becomes apparent that a myriad of factors are at play, contributing to a dynamic and multifaceted environment. Market participants are navigating through a plethora of variables, ranging from macroeconomic indicators to geopolitical tensions, all of which are exerting their influence on investor sentiment and market direction.

Volatility remains a key characteristic, reflecting the ongoing uncertainty and the evolving nature of global events. Investors are closely monitoring economic data releases, corporate earnings reports, and central bank communications for signals regarding the trajectory of monetary policy and its implications for asset valuations.

Furthermore, geopolitical developments continue to command attention, with geopolitical tensions introducing an additional layer of complexity to the market landscape. Uncertainties surrounding trade negotiations, diplomatic relations, and geopolitical hotspots have the potential to disrupt market dynamics and influence investor behavior.

In this fluid environment, it is essential for investors to maintain a diversified portfolio and remain vigilant in their risk management practices. While challenges and uncertainties persist, opportunities for strategic positioning and prudent investment decisions also abound, underscoring the importance of a disciplined and research-driven approach to navigating the current market environment.

It's quite simple really.

[Anonymous No.58084487]

>>58084424
Ok this thread is now competing in the worst /smg/ territory. Fucking damn it /smg/ why do you have to be so weird? I mention how bad microplastics are once and people sperg out and someone literally posts his hairy ass hole on here as a response...

[Anonymous No.58084492]

>>58084463
It wasn't supposed to make sense.
>say something that sounds like profound technical analysis of a stock chart but is actually gibberish

[Anonymous No.58084495]

LESS THAN HALF A BONG

[Anonymous No.58084497]

>>58084475
ignore this and just buy nvda

[Anonymous No.58084498]

>>58084467
Yikes, that's a preamble to
>I'm going to live stream in 10 minutes
Just to be sure, I never cared about anyone, not even me.

[Anonymous No.58084508]

>>58084440
your stupid lizard brain is associating mastication with digestion. which our mechanical movements have nothing to do with it. Your gut flora is a combination of inheritance from your mother and environmental. We have microplastics everywhere, bacteria eat the microplastics. bacteria end up in us because microplastics. Novel gut flora growth is not a new phenomena, imbecile.

[Anonymous No.58084516]

>>58084343
Do..d...does that mean buy or sell

Guys why cant the market just go up so i can fucking get out of poverty. I literally stole a wendys salt and pepper shaker in store so i didnt have to buy salt last week

I cant go on like this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084517]

>>58084487
this is your fault for falling for jewish tricks, i thought us at /smg/ could sniff them out better.

[Anonymous No.58084524]

The calluses on my hands fell off thats how long ive managed to evade being a wagie

[Anonymous No.58084537]

>>58084124
I literally thought for a moment
>wait is that frankfurt?
Cause there are spots pretty similar to this, where in the background is the city with skyscrapers and you are at some rundownstreet, lol

[Coombler No.58084547]

Glowniggers got pissed off at me and gave me a 1 month ban. Holy fuck i've missed you guys.

Just bought $1k worth of puts on SPY dated 2 weeks out.

Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.58084546]

>>58084508
Microplastics did not fucking exist before we began making them. You are mixing this shit up with natural polymers.

[Anonymous No.58084552]

>>58084537
It’s moscow probably

[Anonymous No.58084558]

>>58084508
Unfortunately microplastics turn into cancerous radicals in the stomach, long before they enter the small intestine.

[Anonymous No.58084561]

I hope we got a surprise 25 bps rape hike and all Mumus eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.58084564]

>>58084492
okay. Doesn't change that the result is shit, worse than anything a human knowing the field could produce and make it that at least the terms would have a relation and maybe give it a humorous touch, instead of just senseless gibberish.

"AI" is grossly overvalued - its the "warehouse automation" of the 90s

[Anonymous No.58084569]

>>58084253
>has 3 daughters

wat?! You got a link or at least a shitty /b tiered infographic. Don't leave a nigger hanging.

[Buy Natural Gas No.58084573]

>>58084547
imagine sharing a bathroom with a giga-stacy like this. Especially entering after she'd just had a huge stinky shit in there...

[Anonymous No.58084575]

>>58084508
>just ingest ascariasis to avoid allergies bro

[Anonymous No.58084580]

>>58084547
Good lord she’s fucking stacked

[Anonymous No.58084583]

>>58084561
a rate hike would make stocks go up

[Anonymous No.58084585]

bros it's FOMC day, knock this shit off

[Anonymous No.58084584]

>>58084508
What is the time to "digest" plastics, and what are the byproducts during?
What else can said bacteria digest and what other nutrients do they need to do so?

You can turn a battery into a drug, but the steps in between can get deadly.

[Coombler No.58084589]

>>58084561
A rate cut is what would signal the end for mumu as all the big money would flood out of stocks and into bonds to collect risk free capital gains.

[Anonymous No.58084590]

>BoC Saw No Need To Change QT, Expects Rate Cut Conditions To Emerge This Year
- Sees 'Gradual, Rather Than Sudden' Slowdown
- Flags Rents, Home Expenses Helping Drive Shelter Inflation
- Members Agree Core Inflation Not Measured By Single Metric
- Spring Housing Rebound Could Delay Cpi Target Return
- Risk Of Sharp Unemployment Rise Has Diminished

Canada hawkish. Their CPI is a lot better. If they are hawkish the Fed has no reason to be dovish except something is breaking

[Anonymous No.58084591]

>>58084564
>"AI" is grossly overvalued - its the "warehouse automation" of the 90s
Oh, bless your heart for thinking AI is just a passing fad. While you're busy reminiscing about the '90s and warehouse automation, the rest of us are witnessing a paradigm shift in technology that's reshaping industries, economies, and even the way we live our lives. Sure, there's hype, but behind that hype is a wave of innovation that's revolutionizing everything from healthcare to finance to entertainment. So, keep living in the past if you want, but don't be surprised when the future leaves you behind.

[Anonymous No.58084593]

>>58084561
How retarded are you for thinking this is even a slight possibility. Markets have always been pumping after Jerome whispers sweet nothings into everyones ears and bobos eat shit afterwards

[Coombler No.58084606]

>>58084583
Correct.

[Anonymous No.58084616]

>>58084038
don't underestimate humanity

[Anonymous No.58084622]

>>58084580
Fat cells, glands that filter nutrients from the blood, and limited exposure to toxins and disease.
Really not a question of novel, but season.
>>58084589
The market is gonna cycle, the question is how.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084623]

>>58084606
i bet her hole feels fantastic

[Anonymous No.58084631]

>>58084547
You can really see the long torso common to whites due to swimmer genes. Blacks have long legs, runner genes.

[Anonymous No.58084635]

>>58084606
My favorite part was the genuinely happy old lady looking at and judging the strange behavior of the youth

[Anonymous No.58084638]

>>58084631
That's because whites were atlantiens

[Anonymous No.58084639]

NVDA bagholders, you bought the hype train ticket at its peak and now you're riding it straight to the dumpster. RIP tendies, F in the chat for your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58084642]

>>58084623
That sounds gay-af. I don't often consider how she feels. Are you finding yourself interested in stockings and eyelashes on the off chance?

[Anonymous No.58084645]

>>58084631
>swimmer genes
>hands arent more webbed
>no difference in lung capacity

[Anonymous No.58084646]

>>58084623
most of them do

[Anonymous No.58084647]

Can someone tell me what the fuck is happening to AMD

[Anonymous No.58084649]

>>58084631
It’s actually the neanderthal genes

[Anonymous No.58084655]

>>58084124
>>58084552
here found a pic. I mean a sport further away, because of the main station there are everywhere old rails and it is all looking darkish,grey, dirty.

[Anonymous No.58084656]

>ALAB

[Anonymous No.58084657]

Who here /long limbs short torso/

[putsRnotDaWae No.58084659]

Reminder that the market will continue setting all time highs regardless of MUH dot plot, you bobos are losers and will remain losers forever. Biden wins, America wins, our economy wins.

[Anonymous No.58084662]

>>58084573
Beta orbiter theory often omits the half-a-dyke friends these Stacies always have around. Been noticing its often interracial these days. I would expect her to have a fat Mexcian "bff."

[Anonymous No.58084664]

>>58084631
I blame Yakub

[Anonymous No.58084665]

>>58084126
I had LAC before they formed that entity and now I have both.
Thank you for your cervix anon.

[Anonymous No.58084666]

>>58084606
>coombler
Top kek. I'm stealing that.

[Anonymous No.58084669]

Anyone listening to fedcore before the FOMC presser?

[Anonymous No.58084672]

>>58084647
no GTC

[Anonymous No.58084674]

>>58084591
its not a passing fade. neither is it "reshaping" industries. Behavioral matrixes and others have their use case, but the entire failed marketing blitz, a flash in the pen, that is going to create more losses than profits
btw, you suck at marketing. like every marketeer, you are too much in your bubble.

It took companies about 30 years to adapt Vo-IP.
If you are lucky your chosen cult is in a I of V, going fast toward I of V
If you are unlucky its going to take again 30 years for mainstreet to "adopt" the shit you pitch

[Anonymous No.58084678]

>t-minus 46

[Anonymous No.58084682]

>>58084672
HUH?

[Anonymous No.58084690]

>>58084642
Bro baggie has posts about being bisexual and sucking cocks. I'd be cautious of anything he says because that coupled with the fact he is Jewish makes him very untrustworthy and of irreparable character.

[Anonymous No.58084691]

[Coombler No.58084697]

>>58084659
Ugh the glownigger diversity hire is back.

[Anonymous No.58084703]

Chipotle doe?

[Anonymous No.58084704]

40.70 is the bottom for SOXL

[Anonymous No.58084706]

>>58084674
Whoa there, Captain Cynicism! Did you miss your morning cup of optimism? Your negativity is thicker than a Kardashian's Instagram filter.

Listen, I'd bet my last bitcoin that your 'analysis' is about as accurate as a horoscope written by a Magic 8-Ball. And as for your marketing critique, well, let's just say you couldn't sell water to a man dying of thirst in the Sahara.

But hey, if you want to keep living in the Stone Age while the rest of us embrace the future like it's a hot slice of pizza, be my guest. Just don't come crying to Siri when your grandkids are zooming around in flying Teslas powered by AI brains. Peace out, retard!

[Anonymous No.58084708]

>>58084678
so bored I read the fucking BoC statement
leafs gonna keep suffering

[Anonymous No.58084711]

[Anonymous No.58084712]

>>58084606
Tired of whores dying their hair the shade that only naturally occurs in under-legal-age teens.

[Anonymous No.58084714]

>I thought rates were being cut? what's happening?!??!

[Anonymous No.58084718]

>>58084682
amd does not have gtc
https://www.nvidia.com/gtc/

[putsRnotDaWae No.58084723]

>>58084697
I never left, chud.

[Anonymous No.58084724]

>>58084635
My favorite part is knowing that's her grandmother, and this sashay meat-case is going to look like that in a few nights.
Also, she's trying WAY too hard on her left leg. Honestly, for you Jeets out there, do you agree she's probably a small horse?

[Coombler No.58084725]

>>58084666
It's all yours, Satan.

Now give me a good return on my otm spy puts dated to april 3 ok?

[Anonymous No.58084726]

>>58084697
what do sweaty tits smell like, bros

[Anonymous No.58084731]

Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

[Anonymous No.58084733]

[Anonymous No.58084734]

GUYS IM SCARED; CAN WE PLEASE DUMP LOWER, THANKS

[Anonymous No.58084738]

>>58084731
Yes we know. But nobody does anything so who cares

[Anonymous No.58084740]

>spy has not moved
>calls up due to volatility
literally free money

[Anonymous No.58084744]

>>58084726
Like bags of salty milk and sandy pennies

[Anonymous No.58084745]

>>58084726
Nothing, only the armpits smell

[Anonymous No.58084751]

>>58084690
>Bro baggie has posts about being bisexual and sucking cocks.
nice
>fact he is Jewish
I hate Jews but as long as he doesn't have Schumer genes he probably looks fine

[Anonymous No.58084752]

[Anonymous No.58084753]

>>58084708
>ugh.., I’m bored! I might as well pay attention to current events and increase my knowledge!
Oh, poor you.

[Anonymous No.58084755]

>Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he was leaning toward a 15-week national ban on abortion but supports exceptions for rape, incest and saving the life of the mother because 'you have to win elections' https://reut.rs/4agIorP
>'you have to win elections'

[Anonymous No.58084758]

>>58084647
3 major players in the US for this sector. Let's see...:

>Intel
-dinosaur company with no innovation but will always be around because of US government
-just got some gibs recently
-won't be going anywhere because of cheat codes

>Nvidia
-probably gonna be top #1 company for the next few years with no competition in sight
-no gibs but fuck it yolo one man army here we go

>AMD
-wtf do they have again?
-no seriously, what's their cutting edge?
-no gibs because fuck you that's why

yeah no brainer. of the 3 companies AMD is the weakest by far

[Anonymous No.58084757]

>>58084706
>You can't sell
other than you marketing freaks I actually am good at selling. You know what the biggest problem with sales is? I tell you, its getting the shit the freaks from marketing planted into potential customers brains and tone down the expectations, so the complains department isn't swamped by angry customers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084760]

>>58084642
Look zoomer I don't know what they taught you in school, but her is the female possessive pronoun. It is only used to show possession belongs to something with a vagina or a boat. All boats are women.

[Anonymous No.58084764]

>>58084745
>Nothing, only the armpits smell
the asshole too, I'm told

[Anonymous No.58084763]

>>58084303
High maternal stress makes giving birth to girl children slightly more likely. Poor people and abuses have more daughters

[Anonymous No.58084768]

>>58084487
Was it the same hairy asshole that's been posted long before or a new hairy asshole? Either way I'm glad to have missed it.

[Anonymous No.58084771]

>>58084760
Not german boats you dip shit. Also kind of gay you would trust your life to a female out on the ocean.

[Anonymous No.58084779]

>>58084475
ChatGPT lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084783]

>>58084768
well it didn't have a Lum figurine sticking out of is if that's your question.

[Anonymous No.58084786]

>>58084755
Trump is a confirmed pedo as are all anti-abortion people who want more single mothers with potential groomees. No other explanation for wanting the state to force the birth of Chad's offspring.

[Anonymous No.58084787]

>>58084120
no one deserves that shit at all. The world is truly evil.

[Anonymous No.58084789]

>>58084758
AMD has contracts with Sony and Microsoft doe

[Anonymous No.58084790]

>>58084763
What’s the explanation behind this phenomenom?

[Anonymous No.58084792]

>>58084757
Wow, congrats on figuring out the biggest problem with sales! Who knew the solution was to just water down the Kool-Aid the marketing folks are serving up? You should patent that genius idea and retire on a beach somewhere with all the money you'll make.

But seriously, calling marketing folks "freaks"? Bro, you've got more issues than a newspaper subscription in the digital age. Maybe instead of dissing everyone else, you could focus on sharpening your own skills. Just a thought. Or keep raging against the machine while the rest of us enjoy the ride into the future. Your call, champ.

[Anonymous No.58084795]

>J POWELL COMES OUT
>INFLATION REMAINS HIGH
>ADDITIONAL MONETARY TIGHTENING REQUIRED
>SPY -5%

Make it happen!!!

[Anonymous No.58084799]

>>58084783
Oh God damn it, I still remember that...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084803]

>>58084771
I'm not talking about Boots, i'm talking about boats.

[Anonymous No.58084804]

>>58084764
Anon...

[Anonymous No.58084805]

I'm really disappointed that there aren't more cornbros here. ADM was such an obvious buy after that ridiculous overreaction.

[Anonymous No.58084808]

>>58084755
Kek based

[Anonymous No.58084809]

>>58084795
Rates are going down to 5

[Anonymous No.58084815]

>>58084726
Depends on the female and her diet. Mostly like her socks if she hasn't bathed in a while.
Anon, it may be cliche, but if she's not a person you can like as a person, it will smell like hell getting tied up in that. Better a C-, even a D+, than an evil woman. Crazy isn't evil, but crazy can manifest as evil, and that's an absolute hell too.
But most men call women crazy because the man is violating the core contract of sex that exists with or without speaking. Putting this semen inside you is a promise that I value you enough to put the product in you and then concern myself with the outcome as you struggle against not dying to the extra weight and caloric needs. You have a pairbond, don't waste it.
UAL, a good honeymoon making making funny noises and damaging mattresses around strangers is a great start.

[Anonymous No.58084816]

>>58084803
Me too dip shit, does the Bismarck sound female to you idiot?

[Anonymous No.58084817]

>>58084789
>Microsoft

[Anonymous No.58084820]

>>58084758
it's funny because i have told people here to short amd, not nvidia. amd is extremely overvalued and will tank when big money realizes this.

[Anonymous No.58084821]

>>58084809
rates are being hiked to 6

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084825]

#SmartMoney is accumulating here ahead of the meeting.

[Anonymous No.58084832]

>>58084755
>its taken people 9 years to realize trump doesnt have any real values and simply wants to be president

[Anonymous No.58084835]

>>58084616
The stock market exists to transfer money from the inpatient to the patient.

[Anonymous No.58084841]

>>58084805
I boughted it back then but solded it when I decided to just never ever ever buy and own anything at all that's not NATGAS AND OIL.

[Anonymous No.58084842]

>>58084817
>b-but GOOGL is making their own chips to challenge NVDA!!

[Anonymous No.58084843]

>>58084792
who makes the sales, who creates cash flow for a company? Marketing? No, they just waste resources.

[Anonymous No.58084850]

>>58084825
>1.2 mil vol candle on spy earlier
what gave it away?

[Coombler No.58084851]

>>58084790
Little girls survive societal upheaval and war. They become cunny property. Little boys do not.

[Anonymous No.58084855]

>>58084832
>it's the same lies 10 years later
It's taken you this long to realize he gave up his salary to actually care about the US?
Oh wait, no, you're still blabbering over your Federal Union Paypacket, you fucking nigger.

That's POWW, because that faggot's mother doesn't deserve to be tyrant so she can have a job.

[Anonymous No.58084857]

>>58084843
I don't know bro. I've literally been pasting ChatGPT 3.5 output to your retarded take that AI is a fad and you've been falling for it. I'm not even reading your posts. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.58084860]

>>58084697

[Anonymous No.58084863]

>>58084725
Even Satanis has no power of what Daddy Jerome and gang decide to do with treasury bonds, anon. Besides, I'm already using up all my devilish power to make forward guidance and DRAM sales for Micron Technology appear good in 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.58084865]

LESS THAN FIVE MINIBONGS

[Anonymous No.58084871]

>>58084451

[Anonymous No.58084877]

Reminder that the market is controlled by niggers.
They already know how they are going to move the market regardless of Fed decision and what JPOW says.

[Anonymous No.58084884]

>>58084857

[Anonymous No.58084887]

>Yes the stock market is at all time highs but it's going to keep going up because because because.... REASONS OKAY

When did you realize that we were in the everything bubble?

[Anonymous No.58084890]

>>58084755
>>58084832
The shit that pisses me off is the birthing crises would be fixed if countries would just allow men with an IQ=>115 to have a license to legally rape women and make it fine for women to resist. Trump doesn't have my vote until this becomes a platform policy of his.

[Anonymous No.58084892]

>>58084857
it was obvious. I played along
seriously. starting a sentence with
>Whoa there,

[Anonymous No.58084896]

FOUR MINUTES UNTIL THE GIGAPUMP

[Anonymous No.58084898]

>>58084865
They're called bings ya dingus

[Anonymous No.58084908]

>>58084790
there is some complicated scientific explanation with hormone levels but the basic idea is that during times of stress you want to maximize you evolutionary success. Women are more likely to pass on genes. Men die in war and/or go incel from being weird. Daughters are usually whores. Safer bet from an evolutionary perspective

[Anonymous No.58084910]

>>58084855
wut

[Anonymous No.58084913]

Jpow is going to shit his diaper.

[Anonymous No.58084914]

>>58084890
just legalize prostitution

[Anonymous No.58084918]

>>58084795
Powell is a coward. Worst case the rates remain flat

[Anonymous No.58084919]

>>58084887
>360,000 people born daily
>half as many deaths
>net gain of 65million people a year
>futures indicating expected economic growth are wrong

[Anonymous No.58084926]

>>58084898
BING MY BONG YOU BUNG

[Anonymous No.58084929]

>>58084725
Old

[Anonymous No.58084931]

fuckin bullshit market GO FUCKIN DOWN. GODDAMN EU; YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO GO LONG

[Anonymous No.58084932]

>>58084887
zoom out. line goes up. it's that fucking simple.

[Anonymous No.58084941]

>fuckin bullshit market GO FUCKIN DOWN. GODDAMN EU; YOU PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO GO LONG

[Anonymous No.58084944]

>>58084890
All the way back then the rapist was punished by having to marry the rapee.

[Anonymous No.58084945]

60 SECONDS GOD BE WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.58084947]

[Anonymous No.58084953]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58084956]

The heeming is over. We now return you to our regularly scheduled program of Line Goes Up.

[Anonymous No.58084957]

Good luck anons

[Anonymous No.58084960]

>>58084760
>her is the female possessive pronoun
Yes, but your focus is on how her possessed skin feels.
Unless we're going for a lack of blades and stones in her flesh, the use of the recognition of feeling tends to go towards the one whose nerves are being affected. In this case, Her skin, Her nerves.

What you might have said is
>Gosh, I bet her hole would make my pee pee feel great
Then the possessives and the outcomes would be centered on you.

[Anonymous No.58084965]

>>58084947
>life doesnt need sunlight it just needs a power gradient

[Anonymous No.58084967]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58084968]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58084969]

my puts..

[Anonymous No.58084970]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.58084971]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.58084972]

>>58084956
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.58084974]

>>58084960
Nice for proving once and for all Baggie is gay and wants to know what it's like being a woman.

[Anonymous No.58084975]

>>58084910
I said Fuck Washington DC, you niggers are pirates and deserve, without a shred of Irony, to be tried for Treason.

[Anonymous No.58084976]

FUCKING PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.58084977]

Did something happen... oh VOO is pumping. Neat.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58084981]

>>58084816
no wonder it sunk,

[Anonymous No.58084983]

>>58084771
If I'm going inside of something it damned well better be a woman. Nigger.

[Anonymous No.58084984]

LINE

GOES

UP

[Anonymous No.58084988]

MAINTAIN

[Anonymous No.58084989]

I like how INTC is still going down

[Anonymous No.58084991]

They're cutting to HOW MUCH?

[Anonymous No.58084994]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.58084995]

this is the most boring rate news ever

[Anonymous No.58084996]

and again bobo fails to deliver

[Anonymous No.58084998]

THE ECONOMY IS SAVED

[Anonymous No.58084999]

>>58084968
She’s so good at this shit

[Anonymous No.58085000]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS WE ALWAYS PUMP ON JEROME POWELL DAYS

[Anonymous No.58085002]

[Anonymous No.58085005]

THANK YOU JOE BIDEN

[Anonymous No.58085008]

>>58085000
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.58085009]

>>58084974
And what a fortuitous timing, corresponding with exactly the moment JPow gave the rates.

[Anonymous No.58085013]

>In support of its goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5-1/4 to 5-1/2 percent.
>The Committee would be prepared to adjust the stance of monetary policy as appropriate if risks emerge that could impede the attainment of the Committee's goals.

[Anonymous No.58085015]

LINE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085017]

no change to the dot plot
>no change to the dot plot
no change to the dot plot
>no change to the dot plot
no change to the dot plot
>no change to the dot plot

[Anonymous No.58085021]

>literally ads
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.58085023]

>no rate cuts this year
>market pumps
makes sense

[Anonymous No.58085025]

>>58084989
I've said it before and I'll say it again: INTCucks are the LINK marines of the stock world.

[Anonymous No.58085026]

You didn't watch. You didn't learn.

[Anonymous No.58085029]

Who is this faggot on the federal reserve channel

[Anonymous No.58085030]

I can't tell if the statement is Hawkish or Dovish.
Some one retard-splain to me

[Anonymous No.58085032]

>>58085017
>no change to the dot plot
Which is bullish, chud.

[Anonymous No.58085035]

>yahoo finance page crashes at 2PM

[Anonymous No.58085038]

>>58085025
>I'm both
heh nothing personnel chud

[Anonymous No.58085044]

GOES

[Anonymous No.58085047]

It's over for Biden niggers.

[Anonymous No.58085050]

>higher inflation
>higher gdp
>lower unemployment
>still dovish

Powel has been confirmed as a coward that won't fight inflation. We are going back to the 70s boys. 10% inflation by this time next year.

[Anonymous No.58085051]

>>58085030
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.58085053]

EASTER BUNNY RALLY

[Anonymous No.58085057]

>>58085030

[Anonymous No.58085061]

>>58084183
>bought DWAC for Trump
You might be interested in hearing about this, the people on WSB found a merger play involving the DWAC spac being renamed to DJT:
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bikpfj/these_calls_could_be_500_baggers_turn_1000_into/

Basically they think it will skyrocket on monday the 25th, after it goes under its new name

[Anonymous No.58085067]

>>58085050
>10% inflation by this time next year.
Ah yes, when Trump is president

[Anonymous No.58085066]

INTC puts and SNOW calls bros where we @

[Anonymous No.58085072]

UP

[Anonymous No.58085077]

>>58084977
Lets go VOO chads.

[Anonymous No.58085078]

>gold going crazy

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

STAGFLATION BROS WE MADE IT

GO LONG OIL
GO LONG GOLD
GO LONG COPPER

[Anonymous No.58085079]

>>58085050
so stay invested or you'll fall behind

like a carnival ride that just went from mach 2 to mach 3 and never ends. stay buckled or out you go

[Anonymous No.58085082]

JPOW please knock this nigger market down.

[Anonymous No.58085084]

>CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT
CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT
>CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT
CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT
>CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT
CLOSE AT 5200 DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.58085085]

>>58085030
crab. and front running

[Anonymous No.58085098]

blow off top

[Anonymous No.58085099]

I should not have bought INTC

[Anonymous No.58085101]

Jpow is a spineless cuck

[Anonymous No.58085102]

Truly Allah is testing me.

[Anonymous No.58085111]

I bought the top of SOXS and got instantly heemed

[Anonymous No.58085113]

holy shit my whole folio simultaniously went up a few percent what the fuck im kind of scared

[Anonymous No.58085114]

FAKEOUT, they hawkished the DOTPLOT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085126]

AHHHHHH MY FUCK HOLE!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085135]

>>58085101
Afraid so

[Anonymous No.58085138]

I love how FOMC conference day turns the schizo dial to 11.

[Anonymous No.58085145]

>>58085098
THIS
>he thinks this will last longer than TWO WEEKS tops
The final FOOL THE GOYIM POOMPARINO before THA GREAT HEEM TO COME.

[Anonymous No.58085148]

>>58085061
it will easily reach 200 if not higher

[Anonymous No.58085155]

>>58085098
you say that every green candle

[Anonymous No.58085157]

>>58085078
>Stagflationary hyper depression
Anything is possible in clown world

[Anonymous No.58085158]

SELL SELL SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.58085163]

>>58085101
>the target is 2%
>actually 3% isn't so bad
>the economy can handle 4%
>what do you mean 4%? it was always 5%
>6% is still ok

[Anonymous No.58085167]

Based schizo chart jumping up and down every second.

[Anonymous No.58085169]

>>58085101
The entire society is devoted to shareholder returns. We should have a closed border and interest rates at 10% to incentivize families along with executions of threat to life. Instead we have low rates and scab labor plus for-profit prisons.

[Anonymous No.58085174]

>>58085114

[Anonymous No.58085176]

>>58085163
its transitory

[Anonymous No.58085177]

>>58085158
>SELL SELL SELL
>SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
>tfw you just sold your TMF and TLT calls
SELL ON THE RIP!
SELL
ON THE
RIP!

[Anonymous No.58085183]

New monopoly money owner of an oil company here.
The market will never go down.

[Anonymous No.58085185]

[Anonymous No.58085186]

>>58085114
That means we can price in the dot plot being dovish

[Anonymous No.58085192]

>>58085158
>it's pumping
>>SELL SELL SELL
looks like bobo got fucked

[Anonymous No.58085194]

>>58085183
unironically in commodities now and i never touch that shit

[Anonymous No.58085201]

Ffs ai is struggling

Is AI over? Seemsnlike the last 2 weeks have been shit

[Anonymous No.58085210]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085214]

>>58085138

[Anonymous No.58085218]

inb4 crabbage

[Anonymous No.58085220]

MR CHAIRMAN WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.58085222]

>>58085201
NVDA hasn't closed below the 9EMA on the daily since 2/20. It's still in an uptrend.

[Anonymous No.58085227]

alright you lil mofo nvda, stop fucking around and just reclaim 920 like you always wanted

[Anonymous No.58085228]

>cut rates
>inflation up
>do not cut rates
>economy collapses
btc is going to 1 million unironically

[Anonymous No.58085241]

HIGHER INTEREST IN 2025 AND 2026
ALSO HIGHER PCE PROJECTIONS. FAKEOUT PUMP

[Anonymous No.58085246]

S&P 500 about to shit itself bros

[Anonymous No.58085247]

>>58085030
the members who said 2 rate cuts or less in 2024 have me leaning towards a surprise hike sometime this year unless we actually see the compliant workforce stop spending and straight up going delinquent on their cc's

[Anonymous No.58085248]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58085249]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO BULLISH

BUUY BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY!!!!@#!#!

[Anonymous No.58085256]

>>58085174
Thats uh... a wide berth

[Anonymous No.58085261]

ZIMBABWE BROS....

[Anonymous No.58085262]

>>58085228
its going higher than that (eventually)

[Anonymous No.58085266]

Coming within the hour: the PLEADING, UNHEEDED CRIES for Jerome Powell to
STOP
FUCKING
TALKING

[Anonymous No.58085273]

>>58085228
99% of people do not want your Internet beans much less to adopt that so YOU can profit.

[Anonymous No.58085278]

>>58085256
its going to be a long 3 to 5 years

[Anonymous No.58085284]

>>58085126
>faggins

[Anonymous No.58085287]

>>58085275
>>58085275
>>58085275
new
>>58085275
>>58085275
>>58085275
new

[Anonymous No.58085292]

>>58085266
will he be hawkish this time bros? inflation is higher than last time. idk if he can use the "we just need more data" excuse

[Anonymous No.58085296]

So all of that madness, and we pumped one dollar.

[Anonymous No.58085306]

>>58085241
You bobos still haven't realized it... higher inflation is bullish. These moderately "high" rates are also bullish. Cheap debt, money is still being printed, zestimates keep rising... mega caps will continue raking it in. Too easy

[Anonymous No.58085308]

New
>>58085279
>>58085279
>>58085279

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58085316]

Why isn't it holding the gains?

[Anonymous No.58085331]

>>58085273
You do know that doesn't change the actual value of the stocks right? It would just change the basis to be off Gold but the actual value is the same.

[Anonymous No.58085332]

>>58085247
I can't imagine a rate hike closer to november, I feel they have to do it soon if they want to do it at all

[Anonymous No.58085336]

MR. CRAB WINS AGAIN!!!
*SNIB*

[Anonymous No.58085338]

>>58085273
too late for that bobo

[Anonymous No.58085617]

>>58084786
>Trump is a confirmed pedo
>as are all anti-abortion people
damn straight

[Anonymous No.58085676]

>>58084763
>Women are genetically selected to come from the most toxic people/relationships.
That makes so many different things make suddenly sense.

[Anonymous No.58086610]

>>58084547
Hnnnnnnnnng