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>> No.58082537
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I lost money today

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>> No.58082552
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I’m down 4.3% since Monday

>> No.58082568

I'm dead serious about my take >>58082334

Patrick Batemen never killed anyone which makes him a normal guy

>> No.58082570

I'm gonna lose my sanity today

>> No.58082571

>big move

>> No.58082573

irl Patrick Bateman ?

>> No.58082589
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What natural movement. Dump dump dump, right at the turn of the hour SPIKE up. There sure are people at the exchange looking at their watch thinking NOW is the time to buy.

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Be honest; the primary reason you try to make $ with stocks is your absolute seething hatred for most humans. ANY opportunity to make $ that involves having little (preferably NO contact) with 99% of the human race is ALWAYS a good idea.

>> No.58082607

The market gonna crash isn’t it

>> No.58082610
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It ends. Today.

>> No.58082614
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Lets hope! Probably just go buy calls for posting this to cover myself for even thinking they'd let it die

>> No.58082625
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That I never denied. All these absolute brainlets that want to be C level or God forbid, a landlord, are absolute gorilla nigger retards.

>> No.58082628
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Peak womens fantasy

>> No.58082631

I lost $2k because of the Friday NVDA crash, but I'm slowly making it back

>> No.58082643

Most humans are unironically just fine. They are content living autonomously. Its the loud obnoxious ones that speak the most, make the most money, have the most ((connections)), ((etc.))

>> No.58082647
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I shouldn’t have fucked with options. What the hell was I thinking? Why would a broker even let me use a margin account for options trading? I don’t see a way out of this other than asking my grandmother for money. I’m such a fucking moron.

>> No.58082651

your grandma is gonna want sex in return.
you are mentally ready for that, right?

>> No.58082654

>selling options

>> No.58082664
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I always loved the idea of open my own business until I realized I'd still have to be working with gorilla nigger retards all damn day long.

>> No.58082669

She’ll give me 15k no problem since she’s aware of the gift tax. I’m going to need about double that to stay off of the streets. Not sure what I’m going to do.

>> No.58082672
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Some people like the tard wranglin. Not me, no sir.

>> No.58082673

S&P500 is going to MEGA PUMP AFTER FOMC. Buy now or stay poor forever.

>> No.58082674

how big is the margin call?

>> No.58082677
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Buy calls anon.

>> No.58082681

Are there even any real traders left or is it all kike AI algorithms now?

>> No.58082682

No way to turn into monthly payments?

>> No.58082697
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>buying theta decaying premium

>> No.58082699

Invest in kneepads

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>> No.58082709

Did anyone watch the RXRX GTC event? was it it any good

>> No.58082711

uvxy inshallah, cheaper every day!

>> No.58082713

Glad I sold most of my NATGAS AND OIL the day before yesterday. Yesterday was a little higher, but no need for maximum greed. I'll be watching for rebuy points.

>> No.58082717

Just recruit one of your NEET gaming friends, it's a win for both sides since he'll understand you

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>> No.58082726

Someone did, they were talking about it yesterday afternoon I think I remember reading that while driving home.

>> No.58082732

hello based dept?

>> No.58082740

I thought it was today?

>> No.58082741

No. You are fucking retard.
Buy puts.

>> No.58082743

what are you holding

>> No.58082746

I have no fucking idea. This all happened so suddenly. I’ve been making really bad decisions, putting money into my brokerage account instead of putting it into savings. Using my CC for real life purchases (groceries, etc.) while hoping to make it big in the stock market. I’m paying off the interest of my CC and the balance just keeps going up. Now I fucked up and sold options.

>> No.58082749

I started a business with my normie cousins. Once we're big enough for employees, they'll do all the tard wranglin' while I do admin stuff on the computer from my beach house.

>> No.58082754

I'm cash gang until jerome talks
once he talks, everything will be 20% off

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>> No.58082757
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Lul debt is a negotiable instrument anon. don't throw yourself out of your home to pay a debt. let alone a $30k pittance.
all the liability is on the brokerage. They have insurance specifically to cover this.

>> No.58082764

Other way around. It will dump on release then JPOW will pump the market with his massive charisma.

>> No.58082773

Lmao @ AMD Baggies

>> No.58082786

it was this morning I thought. I can't find a reupload

>> No.58082787

what are some /smg/ youtube podcasts to listen to on the bus?

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>> No.58082791

Don't feel so smart now do you?

>> No.58082792

>give me 15k
I’ve never gotten any gift in this amount my whole life. The most my grandparents ever gave me was $3k. And that was only once. Pretty sure my parents are multimillionaires but giving me $250 for my birthday, they acted like it was their last three coins. I WISH my family was generous

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QRD? Nvda to 1k eom?

>> No.58082793

everything is a scam isn't it

>> No.58082796

>Hello Big J Dawg, this is Anon from an Israeli bean trading forum.
>JayPow, can you confirm reports that there will be no rate cuts until 2026?
>Don't believe me? Google Jerome Powell inflation. Thank you Mr. Chairman.

>> No.58082801

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin'
What's going on in the kitchen? But I don't know what's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

We've been spendin' most their lives livin' in the baggies' paradise

>> No.58082806

He is. He lost Israeli money. He’s a winner in my book.

>> No.58082809

is XLK the shittiest tech ETF there is?

>> No.58082814

>Now I fucked up and sold options.
i've been constantly rolling spy calls that i sold 3 months ago lol

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You disappoint me.

>> No.58082826

choo choooo
last call for LAAC train
all frogs aboard!
choo choooooooo

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typically on a wedge like this. it hits the bottom before it bounces.
however it could be a topping pattern as well.
before it gets to 1000 I think m&ms are gonna want to see earnings

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why do you say that

>> No.58082840
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I’ll buy some more after Je-rome speaks.

>> No.58082843

PLEASE dudes i have to leave in like 10 minutes im gonna be so bored

>> No.58082847

animal spirits

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>"Hey Anon, ready for our descent when Jerome Powell speaks?"

How do you respond?

>> No.58082855

There are 2 calls with the same strike price, but different durations. One is 3 months the other 5 months.

The 5 months one has a higher IV than the 3 month one.
What happens if you buy one and sell the other, if you buy both, or sell both?

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if we crash, I'm gonna slurp 1k of TQQQ and 1k of XXXX, as a joke

>> No.58082857

Mr. Jeromey Bag O Donuts

>> No.58082865

Well, what's done is done. Now you gotta breathe and calm down. You can't make impulsive decisions anymore. Go on google and see what kind of options are available to you and what kind of advice is out there. It's not like your situation is unique. Getting in contact with your debtors and explaining your situation is probably a good idea so that you can negotiate decent terms for yourself. Things are gonna be okay, anon.

>> No.58082879

Reminder 90% of wealth isn't what you do it's what you don't do. Next time just generate income with covered calls and if you want exciting returns, gamble the income on AI or bio med stocks worse comes to worse its a tax write off.

Also shortout to any soundhound holders from sub 6, Thursday should bring us to 10

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>> No.58082884

I'm still disappointed we don't have OOOO the 10x QQQ and AAAA the 10X QQQ

>> No.58082897

You will either have 2 longs, 2 shorts, or a long and a short.

>> No.58082904

Past performance is indicative of future results.

>> No.58082911

so cooling off for bit? k thanks anon.

>> No.58082913

future performance is indicative of future results

>> No.58082926

I have a hot scalp today. I've noticed that only happens on dump days.

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Bro is accidentally discovering spreads. Based.

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>hoping to make it big in the stock market
>not lrn2ingNATGASANDOIL

>> No.58082934

>typically from here on it's going up or down

>> No.58082935

>there are very dumb and/or emotional traders itt who think there is actually a chance of a rate hike

>> No.58082939

I’m one of them, so I bought calls. That’ll teach me.

>> No.58082944

im bagholding AAPL and TSLA currently

>> No.58082947

thats the magic. its an art not a science. you have to approach the unknown

>> No.58082953

So are you currently up or down?

>> No.58082956

Wish he would rate hike
It’ll be a do nothing meeting

>> No.58082972
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Don't forget to sell all your SOXL tomorrow when JPow whispers sweet bearish nothings into the mic and SOXX closes under the 200 moving average today

>> No.58082976
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don't worry about it. Being bankrupt is 5 years of writing letters to equifax, experian and transunion.
and using cash only.

You'll also want to change your phone number and research the fee for starting an LLC in your state. So you can build company credit.
Ideally you'd want about 5.

I'm very happy you've fucked around. but calm down. Write everything down.
get an accountant and attorney. if its 6 figs debt.
if its less get the best paying job you can.
Trucking is a trap. Insurance is cheap and ez if you can read.
also write down your emotions. get them out of your head. You were spending, trading and operating emotionally and your brain likes to keep those things secret.
You're just short a little capital.
it must means you're gonna have to work 3x as hard for a while thats it.
Outworking stupidity is the only way to beat it.

>> No.58082979

C'mon, do it!

>> No.58082984
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I told you bag holding faggots yesterday, aapl is getting redeemed and then the rest of your dogshit meme stocks are next

>> No.58083000

i sold some 2/16/24 SPY $488 covered calls in January and ended up just taking a 3k loss on them vs playing the rollout game or just letting the shares get called away at the inferior strike price. I think covered calls are gay now and not worth the measly premium you collect

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>> No.58083006

He has said the Fed will make decisions based on the data. The data shows inflations hot and the economy is hot. Its possible he will say rate hikes are on the table.

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>> No.58083015

why does jerome powell have a black guy name

>> No.58083021

>Intel will receive 20 billion
>money down the drain

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>Intel to receive another 3.5 billion $ from the commerce dpt. on top of the funds slated

>> No.58083038
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I see the market is operating exactly as planned

>> No.58083044
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Hello sir, please provide 2000 dollar. University must be attended, much appreciated.

>> No.58083049

I might have a trick up my sleeve. If I can get a little money from my grandmother. I could flip it to 100k if it goes my way.

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down. everyone who sold calls is down.

>> No.58083058
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>$100/m in dividends
I am the king of poorfags

>> No.58083073

>I think covered calls are gay now and not worth the measly premium you collect
agree, but they're fun

>> No.58083077
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What's your move post-FOMC? Buying anything? Selling anything?

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I am financially flat.

>> No.58083089
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I hope grandmother disowns you. You are a fucking embarrassment to the family. You should not rely on the future generation to bail you out of your messes. Just sit down and EAT THAT HORSE. Otherwise you will never grow up and I will forever berate you for being a stupid piece of shit.

>> No.58083091

Anon, I...

>> No.58083099
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crack open a cold one

>> No.58083105

>I could flip it to 100k if it goes my way.
based retard

>> No.58083106

>I'm seeing newspaper deliberately misinterpreting what central bank members say and mean

>> No.58083108

interest payment is too high, I dont think the feds will let it happen. Either way inflation is going up.

>> No.58083109

are you going to suck 1000 cocks for 100 dollars?

>> No.58083112

But I thought 90 percent of people who buy options loose?

>> No.58083113
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Yo this nigga gonna end up owing money to the mob lmao
STOP whatever you are doing. Stop spending. Stop trying to find shortcuts. Jesus christ.

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get good

>> No.58083121
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bitch i got that CLF

>> No.58083122
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>Mr chairman, why you no cut this year? I thinks you should listen to our native american senator, senator warren

>> No.58083124
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You should know by now that all legacy media is the mouthpiece of the government; and literally need approval from some government official before running certain stories....to ensure national security of course!

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This is reddit tier WSB shit type of retarded. You don't get up votes here for being a major retard

>> No.58083130

I always saw that picture, but I never got to ask. what the fuck is wrong with that kid?

>> No.58083132

Based. Fortune favors the bold.

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>> No.58083139

How do I gigolomax

>> No.58083140
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>nigerian prince scamming your own grandma

>> No.58083145

Yeah it is why we are all here.

>> No.58083147

What are the risks?

>> No.58083157

You are born a giga chad and work out a lot with a good diet.

>> No.58083159

Thats exactly my thinking.
I could be the richest man in the world and nobody would even know my name.

>> No.58083165
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the horror that you should feel from that book is not the murdering, real or imagined, it's the overwhelming shallowness of consumerism and success that society tells us is what we should be striving for. The disgust is the pages upon pages of autistic descriptions of clothes, electronics, restaurants and the like. Truly an appalling account of a lost soul given that lens.
Financially speaking, nigger mergers and acquisitions, etc.
Costco was full last weekend.

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I'm here cause I like you all.

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>> No.58083181

I just want to be a lazy sack of shit in 20 years and 2 mil invested in dividend producing income will afford me that lifestyle

>> No.58083183

Everyone knows Jpow is a womanly fed char who won’t do shit because he has zero balls between xir legs
This is ultimately the problem with the Fed may hike again theory

>> No.58083184

Ok, this is kind of retarded, but some anon wants to establish a stock market in a multiplayer video game server. There is also an idea to establish a bank first and then establish a stock market. The question is: how the fuck do you run a fractional reserve bank if you don't know shit about accounting? What real life regulations do you need to follow to make sure that shit doesn't collapse the next day?

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Corruption and abuse
The brokers of our blood
For the market's craving
Existence in the darkpool
It's in our nature to sell ourselves
It's in our nature to sell ourselves
It's in our nature to sell to each other
It's in our nature to sell, sell, sell, sell, sell

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impressive work today, mr crab

>> No.58083208

bring on the hikes, Jerry


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>crosses your portfolio's path

>> No.58083221

Same. I'm thinking of moving into the hood just to be hood rich and max me and my wife's IRAs and be able to take hella vacations. Stupid?

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>> No.58083245

Maryland is basically all impoverished peoples and glowniggers but you might be able to execute that plan

>> No.58083248

So when does Powell speak

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>> No.58083258

>he doesn't know

>> No.58083260

He couldn’t kill the girl because she was honest and authentic

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how is any of that a spoiler

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I am the poorest non cryptofag here

>> No.58083292

Found a place by me. Not really that bad of area. Have a in to a basically 1-3 bedroom stand alone lil modular homes for 450$ a month. No income cap

>> No.58083302

kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.58083308

Not even close

>> No.58083314

Here is a real spoiler, the dude gets his rug back

>> No.58083329

I just realized, Jerome may not be a yid.
>What real life regulations do you need to follow to make sure that shit doesn't collapse the next day?
The ingame currency establishes the currency. The currency is, likely, semi-arbitrarily dispensed based on grind and npc pre-set rates. There are all kinds of problems. Are all resources Real Time and Server bound, or are resources pre-set and client bound, or both?
If your players are human, they will aim to break your shit. If your pricing system is preset competitive algorithms, the human interaction will still end up breaking shit and force you to rebalance npc books.
Most games that get near this just Hand Wave and do limits on resources available in the market no matter how much is returned, limits on resource storage per player, no limits on storage with raid or decay, no limits period with limits on amount that can be traded per day (weight limits per trip or per NPC buy, travel times, hard restrictions) You can make all the NPC tell the player to fuck off, he's not going to dilute the markets.
But if humans are there, they're gonna fuck shit up. The closer you get to full human or self-interested algorithm, the more likely collapse.
Fuck, I presume there are PhD on the subject, there should be.

>> No.58083338

bros, we don't borrow from grandmothers here. we fuck sisters.

>> No.58083346

haha yeah, me too

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>Don't tell mom

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what are some good calls to get on NVDA and SMCI today? assuming the blood-letting is almost done.

>> No.58083386

this was learned by normies during the boxxy era
how fucking new is this fag?

>> No.58083395

Frank of CNBC talked to Jeanna this morning, 1 on 1 and not for the show.

>> No.58083403

ya this was major news. the first non jew in 40 years or something.

>> No.58083411

2pm, also that game is surprisingly good. would recommend

>> No.58083412

excuse me I don't do any of those things but I DO sniff female natural brappy gas

>> No.58083416
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what a gay preFOMC market, DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED (dump)

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expectations? as long as i dont respond to the retard im replying to here below ill be fine, by comparison

post losses screenshot, preferably with timestamp

>> No.58083432

>assuming the blood-letting is almost done.
What's making you think this?

>> No.58083433
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If any of you niggers care you're gonna be able to write SPX and XSP covered calls on your SPY holds in the near future. Also RUT calls for IWM, etc. for other indexes. The upshot is no early assignment risk for ex-dividend dates and if the call expires in the money you don't have to give up your shares. This is good if you're too lazy to keep up with your positions and accidentally let calls expire

>> No.58083439

CC? Covered calls? How do you lose money on that wtf

>> No.58083445

pre-FOMC dip begins now

>> No.58083447

INTC puts have begun printing(prepare for the gigapump)

>> No.58083448

its going to pump
people are +spending. why would rates stay the same?

>> No.58083459
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>covered calls
he means credit card

>> No.58083475

Also better tax treatment

>> No.58083480

Ehat gams is this? Looks very autism friendly

>> No.58083487

You think options are risk free investments? Someone exercises the calls you sold and you sell shares below market price?

>> No.58083493

I don't have a sister, can you lend me yours

>> No.58083495
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No. It won't. My big stone Boulder balls play ensures the markets fate.

>> No.58083498

Really?! That's huge. I wonder if they'll expand euro options to other high volume tickers.

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>> No.58083506

Which one is this?

>> No.58083520

/smg/ should start an "adopt a sister" foundation to fix this problem.

>> No.58083524

based I probably made money off this retard
>t. V and MA chad

>> No.58083528
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One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Let the bids hit the floor
Let the bids hit the floor
Let the bids hit the flooooorrr!
Let the bids hit the floor
Let the bids hit the floor
Let the bids hit the floor

>> No.58083530

oh god, all this movement but the hips are frozen. this chick would be one of the most overrated lays in history

>> No.58083541

She's in on the joke. Unlike other dance vids

>> No.58083548

the risk on CC's is the risk of losing out on potential gains, not actual losses though

>> No.58083550

Unicorn Overlord, surprising love letter to Ogre Battle and Fire Emblem to a lesser extent. Would recommend, 10/10 autism tickler

>> No.58083552
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>he isn't in on the dance vid jokes
how do I even live now?

>> No.58083555
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I knew today was gonna be boring, but I didn't know it was gonna be THIS boring

>> No.58083557

I'm going to list SisterSwap on BadgerDAO Pancakeswap. Look for me in the catalog.

>> No.58083558
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How long before this blows over and I can buy the PLNT dip? It's literally free money when this all calms down just like every other culture war faux pas big companies make

>> No.58083559

just a hunch

>> No.58083566

CHECKED, I was just thinking of having a little nap with an alarm set for ONE FIDDY.

>> No.58083575
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Told you guys 153 was the SNOW bottom
168 this week

>> No.58083583

Yeah I guess you’re right

>> No.58083585

inflation is hot again. i dont understand why people think jerome powell won't hike. he doesn't give a fuck about the market. his entire job is to lower inflation. he'll hike. you are delusional AND ridiculously greedy if you think otherwise.

>> No.58083586

Has gambling on hunches worked out for you in the past?

>> No.58083592
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My TSLA calls are feeling stoic right now

>> No.58083594

Unless you're dumb and sell strikes under your cost basis

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>> No.58083603
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>> No.58083610

>If your players are human, they will aim to break your shit
Pretty much the first thing I thought too, there is just no way they won't considering how fragile it seems, seems like a shit idea in general.

>> No.58083617
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Because he said he fucking won't you dip shit. Full out WW3 would have to breakout before that.

>> No.58083622

if the Fed were to cut rates any time in 2024, they would pretty much be cutting just for the lulz.

>> No.58083631

1.2m shares of SPY traded at 12:28pm. that's like 20x normal vol. what news did i miss

>> No.58083636

chipotle split - retail investors provide liquidity to institutions exiting

>> No.58083640

>Not sure what I’m going to do.
Line up as many old friends as you can find. Even acquaintances. Talk to the businesses around where you are about what kind of hiring they are making and what kind of one-off jobs they hire for. This will prepare you for what sort of side jobs you might be able to pick up for immediate cash.
You will want at least a line of couches that you can hit to get a shower, or if you have a decent community center, just get the membership and go workout/shower before you go to work.

You'll need to decide, right now, what items you have that you actually NEED. I tell you upfront, if you have a car, a proper wrench kit and mulit-tip screwdriver is essential. A good cooler. A good bedroll, and 4 pair of cloths is about it. 1 nice pair for interviews/events, 1 winter pair, 2 pair casual (1 pair work boots for jobs and winter, 1 pair atheletics you can jog in for casual and workouts, 1 pair dress. You're going to live in sandals as socks are nasty af if you don't wash them in the sink daily (3 pair ankle high will do). Everything else is superfluous, and frankly the clothing is too, it just tends to fit what most people expect of their lifestyle. Storage space would be nice if you have some sentimental shit, so look for a friend you can borrow basement space in exchange for cash up front. Don't expect it to be there if valuable, but it will make you feel like you're on a recovery, which is a big part of actually recovering.

Don't sleep in your car in big cities or very small towns. The biggest risk is Cops and Druggies/Psychos, in that order. If you're east of the mississippi, you're fucked without a van that has no windows, someone will freak out and the cops will be pounding on your window at 2am. If you're west of the mississippi, and you stay out of cities, you can do pretty well. But it's hard to get work without people.

The car can be a hinderance. If you have more than 6 friends, maybe you can arrange 1 night a week.

>> No.58083646
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They are going to cut it before the elections so Joe Biden can brag about the massive stock rally and melt up that will happen going full doom bull mode. TV and Radio fucking lied to you!

>> No.58083658

How many bongs until Jerome?

>> No.58083662

>the gamma squeeze degens have moved entirely to NVDA
Unironically it might be over for TSLA this time

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Nothing ever happens
and then nothing kept happening forever

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just shy of one bong and a half

>> No.58083678

If cash holdings are going up in corporate accounts, then cutting rates might be the best option. Hording from excess prices can be as inflationary, mid in the cycle, as competition to buy limited is early.
Makes me want more than one type of window. One for equity houses, and one for tangible business.

>> No.58083677

open puts?

>> No.58083685

Checked and nappilled
I just ate a homemade muffuletta for lunch and I could go for a lil nap myself

>> No.58083687

Literally just don't pay

>> No.58083688


>> No.58083690
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you're misunderstanding half his job. its to stay in power so that he can lower inflation.what he needs is indisputable evidence that what he's doing is necessary. So that not even his enemies can say he's doing a unnecessary or extraneous things.

>> No.58083692
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He comes with silent intent cutting rates like a katana through bamboo

>> No.58083700

sell (to open) vertical calls instead while buying very small tranches of far otm long dated mispriced puts - a type of synthetic inverse covered call but not really

>> No.58083706

Is that supposed to be Emperor Nero with his castrated femboi wife?

>> No.58083709

Need to order more lube for my fleshlights, I've almost ran out.

>> No.58083715

In English LOL

>> No.58083725
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what happened here with AISP?

>> No.58083727

castrati sisterwife

>> No.58083732

Good idea.
Farm premium and cover movement with puts low premium puts

>> No.58083740

Cuts only come when things have taken a turn negative. All their data fake or not is reporting well. No chance gonna get a cut

>> No.58083748

Crazy to think we aren't too far from having this as a reality once again...

>> No.58083757

We WILL see 70s style inflation again and you vill be happy.

>> No.58083767

That actually did help. I am too retarded for options though.

>> No.58083769

lol I became the major shareholder of a dying company I wonder if the broker needs mercenaries

>> No.58083771

>so Joe Biden can brag about the massive stock rally
dude. honestly.
are you fucking serious?
have you ever looked on a chart with a timeframe longer than 5 minutes?
if you haven't check picrelated.
there has been nothing but a stock market rally biden's whole term.
only dimwits would say otherwise.
>blah, blah, blah

>> No.58083773

so it's like the cia grooming incels into committing mass shootings?

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anon, I....

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>> No.58083783
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forgot picrelated

>> No.58083785
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I ated a bunch of Great Value nuggies done in muh AIR FRYER and could sleep the rest of the day were it not for the TOTAL MUMU DEATH show coming soon that I want to watch.

>> No.58083787

what is so hard to understand about
a demographic decline that makes unemployment basically inexistent, as a roaring economy at 5%+ and therefor no reason to pre-emptively pivoooot to pump some jews imaginary shares

>> No.58083788

could also turn the company into something cool robots and material research big returns, manufcaturing is getting easier too

>> No.58083795

what brand do you use

>> No.58083798

>it's but nothing but a massive rally under Joe
Lmao ok retard

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>> No.58083804

start slow. learn the lingo. ask questions. try paper trading options first so you dont blow up your account/brains.

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>> No.58083815

There's nothing stopping this fuckin gay market anymore. Even if we dump. Tomorrow it will repump and more

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>> No.58083829
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I council patience and determination. Give up and you'll never be a Sith Trader.

>> No.58083830

the amount of fail sale baggies is reaching concerning levels. Enjoy the dot plot in 1h

>> No.58083831

Listen retards, I just wanted an excuse to post my ai generated vintage pictures of Samurai Jerome Powell because it's fucking cool regardless if the rate cuts happen or not. Going to shop it a bit with a better Jerome Powell face later tonight to fix it up.

>> No.58083852

you might want to just delete that ugly unaesthetic abomination and just go for a regular shoop. Generative image algos are still shit and not much better than 10 years ago

>> No.58083859
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well thats only half the op. The other half is turning trans into teachers to justify total observation no jutsu. The squiz completes. both sides screaming use villainy to save us from villains.

>> No.58083861
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>Generative image algos are still shit and not much better than 10 years ago

>> No.58083865
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>joe biden redefined recession
>joe biden hyper printed into the biggest fraud era
>inflation is transitory
>Banks have failed by the score and being bought by banks that are failing
>Crypto Currency ETFs made to support the market
I mean, if you get off on this then so be it. But as an American, I am pretty pissed off by the fakest and gayest market/presidential administration in history.

>> No.58083868

I thought it kind of looked good but ok. :*(

>> No.58083876
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I couldnt make this 10 years ago. Or even 1 year ago.

>> No.58083877

I repeat

>> No.58083881

The uncanny valleyism of generative image algos is arguably worse than goolags deep dream gimmick - that could at least be sold as surealism, the results todays algos produce just suck

>> No.58083883
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>3 hours down
>1 hour up

>> No.58083886
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I tire of AI slop images.

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what a day

>> No.58083895
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>an excuse to post my ai generated

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I hope we got a surprise 25 bps rape hike and all Mumus eat shit and die.

>> No.58083903

Any camping skills can help. A good one-person tent and a map of National Forests can go a long way to saving money in the spring/summer. If you're gonna continue to trade (how??) you'll want to pre-pay a good 2 year data plan that can be transferred to just about any shitty flip phone, just in case. Don't expect it to work in the forests, you'll be swing-trading at best.

I suggest you look at if/how you can downsize your place, or get a roommate, or even sublet with your stuff stowed up in a bar-locked closet.
Move to cash now, before you have to leave, so you're aware of what kind of cash load it takes to keep you fed.
Avoid the hotel trap, unless you have a job, you're gonna drain yourself fast, as hotels rarely go under $50/night even out west. Older Motels in small towns can be a lifesaver, if they're not meth-holes and they're not on the highway/interstate. The nice thing, they're normally cheap, so you can test them early. You can normally cash pay up front for a month at a motel, and as long as you aren't the loud guy and you're pleasant, and you can put up with the rotating neighbors, you can do really well in one. Especially if your day is spent at work and the gyme. Some have decent wifi, but if you're gonna trade, go with your own data plan is suggested.
Always ask if they have a short-stay monthly rate before you test the place.
Additionally, if you have any handiskills, most places always need someone to clean AC filters, fix holes in the walls, replace light switches, pick up garbage in the lot, etc. And this could be a way to reduce your rent cost. Be careful, this can be tiring, it absolutely changes your relationship with the owner permanently, and even if it's easy, it's taking up time where you could be getting cash to move along.

Gosh, if my problems were only debt, I'd be living in Motels all over the US doing side hustle and spending a week in the national forests at a time.

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I had a tranche at $200 god I lack vision

>> No.58083906

Let the retard pretend like he is right. Thr kid obviously isn't tlo bright to think we have been in a "non-stop rally"

>> No.58083909
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>The uncanny valleyism of generative image algos is arguably worse than goolags deep dream gimmick - that could at least be sold as surealism, the results todays algos produce just suck

>> No.58083911

INTC bros...
They are closing their short positions right?

>> No.58083927

So what are we anticipating from fomc and Jerome today bros? Sounds like a bunch of nothing but they seem to like making waves

>> No.58083931
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Should have bought more LAAC, LAC, ALB, and RIVN

>> No.58083936

I can't believe you retards eat this fucking bait like its even real.

>> No.58083938

Just read some article last night that big money is trying to push the price down because they know when INTC reports earnings its going to pop.

>> No.58083940

it really doesn't. The resolution is 1980s, the proportions are all uncanny valley and face and hair, nightmare inducing.
that thing is just cheap, uncreative ugly and unaesthetic. It looks like traced, disgusting

>> No.58083941

most likely status quo, small chance of surprise cut, absolutely zero chance of surprise hike

>> No.58083950

What are you saying baggot? Speak english

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>> No.58083962

you're complaining about monetary inflation and currency devaluation, which have been rampant.
a rising stock market is a byproduct of these things and not the cause.
it's indescribable how brain dead retarded you are.

>> No.58083972

>LAAC fair value $25
>Price/Sales 42.79
>Low cost brine lithium
>Global Lithium Markets expected to be undersupplied by EoY.

Ya I'm buying more.

>> No.58083973

I understand getting mad over AI being used for professional works. But for shitposting? lmao
I bet you the same people who complain about that are the same who think that quality is subjective or that conceptual "art" is good because it makes people mad.

>> No.58083982
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>we're up again

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>> No.58083988

>it's indescribable how brain dead retarded you are
Ok retard

>> No.58083989
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Thanks to MSFT and NVDA, I can make african american princess zelda

>> No.58083994

Looks like AMD support line is 175 hopefully good news comes

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>> No.58083998

Thank god we have generative AI

>> No.58084002


>> No.58084005

I do it because even if it's fake, being able to liberate from the bullshit of "real life" to actually live is one of the greatest things that happened to me.

Most people get locked up in what they think they have to do.

You can live stupid well right now in western civilization, if you step out of the TV / Magazine expectations of life. And it's so much easier, right now, than ever.

Anyway, all that is WMT, because they sell at-expire bread and that makes a good base for a cheap veggie stew.

>> No.58084006

milquetoast slop

>> No.58084013
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What I'm saying is nobody is actually retarded enough to put themselves in the situation the larper claims to be in, and it's all a big fat lie.

>> No.58084016

low effort bait anon. 2/10

>> No.58084022

it would work on /v/

>> No.58084023

AI doesn't exist. Its an advertising term trying to engulf a wide variety of extremely different theories, models, technologies, applications.
What is mainly sold as "AI", generative images and text algos all suck ass, are unaesthetic and are as far away from real creativity as one can gets.

algorithms cant into art

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How about you give some theory beyond
I want to see you at 3 pm today and point to the score board. If is isn't retarded to enjoy paying 15 dollars for what used to be on the 3 dollar value menu; then I guess I am the biggest retard in existence..

>> No.58084032

I would call Neuro networks AI easily

>> No.58084033

they dont know its some tranny from /lit/ farming yous

checked and kekd

>> No.58084034
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That is so 15 years ago..... maybe more.

>> No.58084038

now get this - this is a bubble after bubble...
what if it bubbles again after returning to mean? usually a 10x over ten-ish years but ai accelerated this bubble. the next bubble is robotics.

that is your vision now - for all markets

>> No.58084037

I thought hippies went extinct

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>> No.58084043

I think you are responding to the wrong Anon

>> No.58084047

If I recall correctly trump signed 6 of the 7 stimulus packages

>> No.58084056

"Neuro networks" is same as "AI" and advertising term.
It has nothing to do with neurons and they are hardly networks

>> No.58084067

You'd have to be an idiot to say that. But what can be expected, you've been watching TV Programming since before you were born, and didn't even know it.
It's not about hippy, it's about why we bother and what we actually find of value.
Your boss, I don't value him all that much.

>> No.58084079

But they mimic brain neurons

>> No.58084087

Agreed. It’s a meme and hype job hustle. just like “VR” gaming and headsets aren’t virtual reality at all it’s just a tv screen strapped to your face

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>> No.58084093

that's impossible
>algorithms cant into art
art can be anything

>> No.58084097

>art can be anything

>> No.58084100

I say, anything as or more sophisticated as Halo enemy AI is AI.
from their up to what we have now the flaws of artificial intelligence are the same and trying to differentiate levels of AI makes you sound like an esoteric elitists. Think Ginni Remiiti level fag--speak calling it 'cognitive'
If we get to the point in AI where esoterics would call it AI than there would be no reason to call it anything but plain 'intelligence' or synthetic-intelligence

>> No.58084110

lol VR headsets are old tech but they don’t work like “a tv screen strapped to your face.” They can render 3d spaces that change as you turn your head 360 degrees

Maybe not earth shattering but clearly a qualitative difference to a typical screen. These techs are still both in their infancy btw

>> No.58084114

OK hippie. Try having a family with that lifestyle. I enjoy my work and love my kids. I don’t understand the hippie mind set

>> No.58084129

Cool, but it’s still just a screen strapped to your face. Wake me up when we’ve got input cables in the back of our skulls like the matrix or shadowrun

>> No.58084131

how can you say that if there isn't a conclusive "finished scientific" model on how neurons exactly work. If Penrose is right with his hypothesis about the brain and the effects on the quantum level we have yet no fucking idea about

>> No.58084150

>Try having a family with that lifestyle.
Why don't you?

>> No.58084155

I just remember reading that claim, i don’t actually understand neural networks or AI software in general

>> No.58084162

As an avid VR fps player I can confirm it. the change of perspective one get with the head toaster is immersive, but certainly no virtual reality. And what makes "VR" actually fun, isn't the toaster on your head, but the ability to move things in 3D with your hands

>> No.58084190

>flails wildly
look mom i'm sword fighting in Skyrim!

>> No.58084203

Kek you’re the one in the lifestyle, you do it

>> No.58084229

lol, I actually walk on hills like that, actually pick up real gems, and trade goods, if I want. I can even hunt people, if I'm so inclined. But, you have kids, they'd be underserved in
>DEI and Transgender Studies
if they were cutting wood and walking on mountains all day.

>> No.58084234

>First Person Shooter
If I would live with my mum, she might maybe ask why I don't stop doing squads. Oh, and you can move your body aesthetically and make the session basically a dance session.

to know more >>>/vg/ and ask in the /vrg/ general on how to join the vrc sessions, gay erp included

>> No.58084263

unfortunately I cant just grab my rifle and go on a killing spree, it would be a waste of bullets. VR is in that regard the perfect dry training

>> No.58084333

Literally waiting to see if the black horseman shows up or we party all night fr fr

>> No.58084342

Dog the Bounty Hunter didn't go on shooting sprees. There are people who sneak onto other people's property and remove goods without asking and get paid, and backed by cops to do it.
From what I hear, being a good repo man is work in any State, though generally limited to urban areas. Bail Bond and US Bounties, those can be all over the place.

>> No.58084395

I think that claim is valid on a very high level if I understand it right. AI is basically trained on massive amounts of data to connect different bits of data to other bits and determines probabilities between them and by doing so it builds pathways of where to go from any startpoint/input it is given. In that way it is similar to neurological pathways since our experiences are also manifested in the connections between the different cells and any stimulus is being processed by being lead along these pathways.
In the end an AI is a bad farce of a true neurological system since it can't understand or reflect on what it's doing. Comparably it'd probably be closer to an ant than a human with the difference that an ants (or similar basic organisms) neurological system is mature and proven through millions of years of evolution so the rate of error is significantly smaller.

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>Lower crude oil inventories than expected are bullish
>Crude oil inventory actual: -1.952M
>Crude oil inventory expected: -1M
>Fuck it, let's dump almost 1% in 20 minutes
Am I retarded for not understanding this?

>> No.58084506

liquidity and futures

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>> No.58084683

Stock bros, im mainly a crypto tard, but two stocks I have a significant sum of money in are having their AGM soon (BATS and another company I shall not name). Has anyone actually bothered turn up to these meetings before? Are they worth going to? I have the day off so I think I might go if they're going to give any freebies away like a goody bag or something? Anyone done that before?

>> No.58084923

S&P belongs at 1300-1450 tops.

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what the fuck is up fags, ready to get heemed?

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Hehehe, the time has come to do gay stuff to Bobo's behind. It's time for poppers and weird sex, Bobo.

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The rates are remaining high faggot, off yourself

>> No.58085493

companies are doing fine with "higher" interest rates

if your ticker cant cope (i.e. you're still holding mutant fish) then it's not a real business it's actually a charity lolololol