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>be me
>go to local store often
>new employee that i never seen before spawns
>9/10 goth-ish girl attending usually between 2 pm and 11 pm
>around 6'2 ft tall always with a ponytail
>shes actually pretty sweet and i made a bit of small talk over the last 4 weeks
>started goin around 4pm to buy anything cuz i know she's there
>have a lot in common
>recently started paying with paypaw
>asked me about it
>tried to keep it simple
>shes actually genuinely interested
>fuckit.jpg
>give detail explanation of what crypto is, the current state but without showing my gains or what i personally invested it
>was prepared to be looked weirdly or have an awkward moment
>shes actually fascinated by it
>we keep talking a little bit
>tell me shes free in the next 2 hours
>go home and put shit in refrigerator and go back to store
>she changed clothes
>went up from 9/10 to 11/10
>fishnets and everything
>wow.png
>started talking
>laughed a lot in between
>she gave me her number

Anons, i've never gotten this close with a women before. What the fuck do i do now? How do i proceed?

tldr: meet cute goth tall girl employee at store i frequent, started talking to her. somehow ended up explaining shitcoins to her and didn't end up creeping her out, now have her contact

>> No.58078974

>>58078968
if you don't take this chance and ask her out eventually i'll swear i'll find you and break every bone in your body

>> No.58078976

>>58078968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ

>> No.58078980

>>58078968
i suggest keeping the lights off when you first hook up. the visual stimulation can cause premature ejaculation if it's been a while since your last sexual encounter. trust me on this one. you got it bro! go for it!

>> No.58078982

>>58078968
Anon, you did it... You fucking did it.

>> No.58078988
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58078988

>>58078980
I've never had sex bro, i'll cream the moment she takes her clothes off
i'm NOT ready for this

>> No.58078992

>>58078968

Go close, look at his eyes and say... I hold AGRS... She ll fall in love anon. (6'3" ft, white muscular man) añways work for me

>> No.58078995

>>58078976
it's okay nigga
you'll meet the one eventually

>> No.58078996
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58078996

>>58078992

You,,,,

>> No.58078999

>>58078992

Same but show my portfolio with 8 figs

>> No.58079000

>>58078968
This is the definition of just be you. You spoke in confidence about a topic that shows you are clever and have your shit together. She digged it. Just keep on trucking anon.

>> No.58079001

Such things don't happen in real life. Why lie, anon?

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58079002

>>58078968
Heed my ancient wisdom

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>>58078992

they say you have to make them laugh

>> No.58079010

>>58078968
Anon, maybe she just wants friendship or some shit, if you meet later on or something, try to touch the topic of relatioships without asking straight up if she has a boyfriend
Believe me, it can happen and it'll be akward as hell if it's the case and you'll want to die if you confess or anything and she gives you "that look" along with the forsaken lines "i have a boyfriend"

>> No.58079017

>>58078968
>>58078988
Just play it cool and ask for her to step on you / and or a footjob. Dont go overboard

>> No.58079022

>>58078968
until you're cooming deep inside that pussy you havent scored shit anon, so dont fuck it up now. Keep the shitcoin talk to a minimum and ask her about herself. You got this

>> No.58079036

>>58079000
Honestly i don't see myself that way at all, for me it felt like i was rambling, but she didn't look at me with an disgusted face even once and actually listened to me. I think i'm in love and that scares me a little ngl
but i'll try to get to know her more before i do anything stupid

>> No.58079040

>>58078988
then you better be ready cause if you fuck up the sex its over with her

>> No.58079045

>>58078988
Protip: Don't masturbate for a couple days before.
Not getting hard is much worse than cooming instantly. It's not ED, just anxiety and nerves. Often girls are down for seconds anyway and you'll last longer that time.

>> No.58079061

>>58079036
she likes you physically so she's willing to "listen" to your rambles and even pretend to be interested, thats what girls do anon. Could be talking about fuckin NFL or your favorite music and itd be the same. So focus on your aspect gotta be good lookin

>> No.58079065

>>58079010
>you'll want to die if you confess
Confess what you fucking retard. You meet a chick, talk shit. Talk even more shit. Mind numbing shit. Eventually you fuck her over and over again until she asks you :
>soo ummm anon what are we
And then you proceed

>> No.58079075

>>58078968
>6'2 ft tall
bro what?
why nobody asks wtf is this about?
how tall are you?
is this board full of jeets now? Am i getting jeeted rn?

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>>58079045
>assuming people who can get a woman's attention masturbate daily

>> No.58079101

>>58079036
I doubt it's love anon just lust. A bitch showed interest and it feels nice. Just keep being that guy she liked, I assume you projected a 'better' you each time you saw her. No need to change it up.
>>58079065
>until she asks you :
>soo ummm anon what are we
Lmao. Also this, just be clear with your intentions. Even as much as "I have plenty of friends" is enough to give the hint you're not there for another one.

>> No.58079102

>>58079075
>he hasn't met someone over 6 feet tall
kek lucky you arent born in upside down land where the average female height is 5'11 and that it's common for them to be over 6'0


>>58079036
are you 6'2 as well?

>> No.58079110

you have to try and not care so much. keep perspective and do not be clingy. it's hard for a dumb neet because meeting anyone becomes a huge upset to the normal routine. you are expanding your social circle, you already got in but now the social immune system is making sure you are ok and not harmful so just take it easy. it's ok to express interest, its more about intensity, do not come on to hard about anything

>> No.58079112

>>58079075
She's pretty fucking tall dude, i'm barely 5'8 myself

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58079114

>>58078968
Don't tell her you're actually into NFTs, that would make you look like a total asshole even more if you're into crypto games like off the grid please keep it silent lmao.

>> No.58079116

>>58079095
Idk about anyone else but I still can't conquer nofap and I've tried many times.

>> No.58079122

>>58079112
DUDE YOU FOUND YOURSELF A TALL GOTH MOMMY, WTF

GIVE ME 6% OF THAT LUCK

>> No.58079124

Congrats anon, be yourself, you dont have to pressure her in to a relationship right away but...it's hard to explain, you cant predict whats going to happen and what to say if it does, just keep in the back of your mind you're not looking for just a friend, so don't act like it.

>> No.58079136

>>58079101
>"I have plenty of friends"
Worst line possible. You don't have female friends. You won't have female friends. If a girl ever bothers you with the word friend you shut that shit down immediately.

Unironically lad, just be yourself and never listen to this board

>> No.58079144

>>58079112
nice, this is insane financally speaking
godspeed anon

>> No.58079145

>>58078968
>recently started paying with paypaw
And there's the shill.

>> No.58079149

>>58079112
>>58079122
>>58079144
>tfw no 6'2 (6'5 in heels) goth gf to give disinterested handjobs while you watch something together

>> No.58079151

>>58078968
she's assuming you're crypto rich since you know crypto. she doesn't care about all the autistic shit you mentioned here, only pretending so she can get your implied BTC gains. run.

>> No.58079174

>>58079136
>Blah blah blah, I'm pretty busy often, got this fren circle, that fren circle, I do this and that blah blah
Say what ever just the implication being you're not hanging out as friends here.
>>58079151
A definite possibility, she works at a grocery store after all

>> No.58079184

>>58079145
lmao i missed this how dumb are we? everytime women are brought up its like rational brain shuts down, op is just a larp shilling his scam, fuck this jeet board

>> No.58079192

>>58079184
even if OP is larping, someone in the world somewhere is experiencing this situation right now so lets pretend its him. Personally I'd ask she always wears heels when we're together, so that the height difference is insane

>> No.58079323

>>58079192
even bringing up height to a girl shows massive insecurity on your part, should keep quiet about that shit

>> No.58079347

>>58079323
I find it attractive if they're taller, if you can't even say your preferences you're fucked

>> No.58079429

Tall women = long throat. Act like you dgaf whether the date goes well or not, be yourself but cockier. Be clear you like her more than just friends. Invite her back to yours or yourself back to hers for some bs excuse - to watch a film, drink, whatever. After about 5-10mins of acclimatising to bedroom and chatting go for the kiss. Then begins the push and pull of touching her up, undressing fingering etc, each time she rejects you slow down/go back to previous step and then escalate again. Hopefully she is into it and you should get her as horny as possible/make her cum before getting her to suck you off. Then escalate that until she is deepthroating your cock. Good luck

>> No.58079452

>6'2
>ponytail
anon that's a man

>> No.58079487

>>58078968
You won the dating lottery.
Congratz

>> No.58079545

Pajeet thread. KYS.
No matter how sophisticated you think you make these shill posts, white anons can always smell the curry and the diarreah.
Teehee anons i used x product and goth girls teehee
GO FUCK YOUR GOAT

>> No.58079561 [DELETED] 

>>58078968
>>she gave me her number
Did you call that number? One time, my female friend gave my number to some guy as a joke and we've been sexting ever since.

>> No.58079587 [DELETED] 

>>58078968
Did you call that number? One time my female friend gave some guy my number as a joke. Little does she know we've been sexting ever since.

>> No.58079600

>>58078968
>she gave me her number
Did you call that number? One time my female friend gave some guy my number as a joke. Little does she know we've been sexting ever since.

>> No.58079619

>>58078988
You rizzed up a goth thottie using your own powers. Remember that. Why the fuck are you on here asking for advice you should be teaching seminars. Just keep doing that, only dont just talk crypto or she'll think thats all you have to talk about. Ask her interests, dont pretend to be into them if youre not and find common ground with her

You got this bro.

>> No.58079765

>>58078968
You'll spill the beans about your bags in no time and ruin your chance, you don't have anything that comes even remotely close to an actual man's mindset so keep that in mind before shouting your mouth. All in all good luck, you'll need that.

>> No.58079802

>>58079765
It's a shill post for Paypaw or something. I actually read what he said to just look for the shill here >>58079145. Fucking Jeets.

>> No.58079832

>>58079802
>It's a shill post for Paypaw
Oh I thought it was some poorfag tradfi virtual card, thanks for the info anon

>> No.58079998

>>58078968
>around 6'2 ft tall
>fishnets and everything
That's a man

>> No.58080048

She's trying to finesse you out of your gains, anon. Dump her fast

>> No.58080056

>>58078988
They don't care and they see it as a compliment. Just rub her clit until she cums.

>> No.58080227

>>58078968
How old are you and how old is she?
If she has tattoos just pump and dump like everyone else did to her. If not winnable

>> No.58080240

>>58078968
youre wasting your time if you NEED to spend it with another human being to feel satified. Focus on yourself, nigger. Forget women.

>> No.58080270

>>58079151
This tbqh fampai. Suicide is your only way out now.

>> No.58080527

>>58079116
You have to transmute. Look up CSF christ oil meditation and hermeticism. You can't let the energy stay in your nethers.

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Anons the man. Gotta have a cute date giving her butterflies in her tummy, and then she’ll fall in love with you and be all over your cock

>> No.58080741

>>58078974
>ask her out
This anon retarded, you don't ask her out, you just keep hanging out and talking to her assuming its a date and you guys are dating... the minute you be like "hey you want to go on a date?" after already going on a bunch of dates shit will become awkward and you get friendzoned

>> No.58080965

>>58078968
don't overcomplicate things anon
just go with the flow, and be yourself
the worst thing you can do is overthink things
overthinking adds unnecessary pressure and expectations and a whole lot of other shit that you don't need
you got this man

>> No.58081016

lmao look at all this bots responses.
Pajeets are the scum of the Earth. I Hope India and Pakistan engage in nuclear armaggedon soon.

>> No.58081022

>>58078988
pro tip: pegging
if you don't know what it is then just ask her, goth girls know

>> No.58081256

>>58078968
>>58078988
Bro 6'2 it's a man lmao that's freakishly tall for a female