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It's literally everything he has (not counting monthly SSI), I guess he sold all his mutual funds/gold.
My mom is furious and she thinks it's a "Chinese scam" and is threating to call the cops.
Jesus Christ, how fuck is he?

>> No.58077135

>>58077125
Lmao, how stupid is this guy? Imagine putting your entire worth in an SBF scam

>> No.58077137

>>58077125
solana token and network not needed, eth layer 2's are cheaper and offer better security options and allow easier flow of capital into them from stakers who want to gamble on your meme coins u make

>> No.58077150

i hope you are ready for your parents to move in with you

>> No.58077160

How does 3 million dollars sound?

>> No.58077180

>>58077125
Can you record your parents arguing? You'll get millions of views they're bound to say something retarded that'll become future crypto lingo

>> No.58077296

>>58077125
>heeming your entire networth into a jewish pump&dump

>> No.58077335

>>58077125
Your dear father is no boomer, he's a risk-taking maniac. Convince him to put a big chunk into apu and pregnantbutt also.

>> No.58077340

>>58077137
Of course the token is not needed, it's a fucking cryptocurrency. None of them are needed. They are there to make you money. Usecases are memes. Not one fucking human on this earth needs any of ths shit, and yet Solana is top #4. Fuck off with your usecases, they don't matter.

>> No.58077376

>>58077125
He quite literally bought the top, and he will be thanked for playing.

>> No.58077381

>>58077137
>L2s
Poo hasn’t heard of fragmented liquidity.
Kys.

>> No.58077396

>>58077125
>>Jesus Christ, how fuck is he?

He bought the nvidia of crypto. Nice. He's gonna make it.

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>>58077125

>> No.58077450

>>58077125
Just tell him to set a price target and sell when it reaches that. But since he's a boomer, he will probably cry uncle when a dip takes his $600k down to $400k in a single day, panic sell, and end up poorer.

Good luck anon

>> No.58077462

>>58077125
absolute madman, he's gonna make it and feel the win which is what he's after at that age, not really the money he obviously doesnt care.
This is like buying BNB at $100-200 last run, be glad your balls of steel dad is gonna leave your pussy ass a small fortune faggot

>> No.58078303

>>58077125
Nice i would stake it however as it is an inflationary token.

>> No.58078365

>>58077125
>But BugoutPrepperCryptoMan43 told me to invest it all in Solar Ana, Now all my money is Gone

>> No.58078757

>>58077137
Why are ETH fees raping me then to send just ten bucks

>> No.58078827

>>58077125
He’s gonna make it chill the fuck out holy shit

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>>58078757
Because you're on L1, dummy