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>not balding or even white hair
>same exact hairline after 11 years in jail
>still having sex with his qt gf
>40 yo next week
what are they feeding him and how to obtain it?

>> No.58075502

>>58075459
he has the 1000 BBC stare

>> No.58075505

His smile and optimism: gone.

>> No.58075511

>All in bitcoin
>Doesn't pay rent
>Lives with mates
>Doesn't waste money on groceries
>Free library

Why are you not prisonmaxxing?

>> No.58075523

>>58075459
He needs a new trial and jury nullification

>> No.58075582

>>58075502
*1000 BTC stare

>> No.58075593

>>58075502
Mutts law

>>58075582
Topkek

>> No.58075626

>>58075505
this desu
>all light, optimism, and hope gone from eyes
>locked out of any potential gains, investments, opportunities, friendships
>take it up the ass or get janky nazi tattoos on your hands/neck
>HOLY HECKIN HAIRLINE!!! PRISONMAXXXX!!! BTW LOOK AT THAT HAAAAIIIIIIRLOOOIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEEE!
ask me how i know you're balding and have no idea what prison is like

>> No.58075669
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58075669

>>58075459
german genes

>> No.58075728
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58075728

>>58075459
Exercise and stress is aging
Bad food aswell true but maybe not so much

>> No.58075740

>>58075505
My exact thought

>> No.58075774
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58075774

>>58075626
>famous
>new friends that can rape kill and easily get drugs
>even glowniggers like him
hur dur prison gangs and rape stop watching Oz retard he is doing better than you
his only mistake was being cooperative instead of middle finger and buy his way out of jail

>> No.58075793

>>58075459
>>still having sex with his qt gf
is he really in one of like three prisons that allow conjugal visits?

>> No.58075820

>>58075774
Glad to see he is doing well and made some frens.

>> No.58075828

>>58075728
That guy in your pic is aging like shit and balding. So he's not a good representative for his own ideas about exercise being bad. I know people who work out every day and are aging much better than him.

>> No.58075840
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58075840

>>58075793
you dont even need an outsider to have fun

>> No.58075843
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>>58075459
I would go to prison if they let me shitcoin while im there. would unironically be a makeit scenario free from distraction. cross chain chads will inherit the earth

>> No.58075961

>>58075459
Chad vs Chud
>>58075843
not gonna happen, but there might be other kinds of degenerate stuff happening in there

>> No.58075997

>>58075840
Yeah the dark triad black pill is very very real

>> No.58076039

>>58075774
ALL of them are gonna get free (or die) before he does

>> No.58076066

>>58075997
Whats the dark trium-... what's that?

>> No.58076096

>>58075840
Imagine how horny a prison girl must be when she gets free. You might be able to play prison girls like we do in the shitcoin casinos. Write a bunch hoping to find one that wants to meet up after release.

>> No.58076149

>>58076096
Yeah, especially the ones in for attempted manslaughter etc.
Guaranteed dtf, them

>> No.58077220
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>>58075840
wtf did she do
>that's part of getting to know her

>> No.58077987

>>58075459
just eat uranium lmao

>> No.58078374
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58078374

>>58076096
You can save her anon

>> No.58078523

>>58075523
based and true

>> No.58078540

>>58078374
>>58077220
>100% freak
she aint ever lie

>> No.58078573

>>58077220
>2040
I can save her, bros.

>> No.58078834

>>58075459
Can you seppos explain to me how a $184 million dollar fine actually costs $3.4 billion?
You faggots must struggle with maths.
Common core fuckheads

>> No.58078886

>>58078374
the black negro forced her to do it
I'm sure she'll never associate with those ruffians once released from her unjust sentence!

>> No.58078891

>>58075774
You are such a clueless moron that this must be a troll

>> No.58078922

>>58078374
no saving anyone that associates with the animal races

>> No.58078935

>>58075459

is not behind a screen all day long, fatfag

>> No.58078937

>>58075459

He eats AI anon

>> No.58078942
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>>58078935
>>58078937

I look like a chad, and eat AGRS, no need to be all day long behind a screen cos my coin is stable.

>> No.58078945

>>58078942

You look like sht then

>> No.58078950

>>58078942

Old fag, that coin is since 2017, is still alive?

>> No.58078957

>>58075459
>>58075511
>>58075774
A board of mongoloids.

>> No.58078991

>>58077220
She's already too old *PUKE EMOJI*
and she won't be released until 2040!!!!
USED UP WHORE I'LL FUCK YOU AND NEVER MAIL YOU AGAIN