Called my boss a fag

[Anonymous No.58073177]

>Today on morning teams meeting
>Boss is going off about quality metrics
>Call is ending and he says something gay like “toodly doo” to end the call in an office comedy way
>Take headset off and was sure I’d already hung up
>”What a faggot”
>Call wasn’t over.
>He was still on the line
>HR emails me that I have to meet with them tomorrow regarding an “incident”
It’s over isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.58073201]

>>58073177
don't even bother showing up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58073219]

he dont know it was you, deny and claim you didnt even hear it

[Anonymous No.58073222]

>>58073201
Debating calling in sick so I can at least collect the rest of my sick time allowance. I don’t even like my job anyway so it’s not the worst thing to happen.

[Anonymous No.58073230]

>>58073219
not true, they can turn on team calls to record and separate audio from the individual users and play it back

[Anonymous No.58073232]

>>58073177
> walk into the room
> "anon you fucking twat you called me a fag yesterday?! explain urself!"
> "i now choose to live as a gay man."
> "oh my mistake, please return to your desk."

It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.58073252]

>>58073177
Tell them you were taking about yourself, then start crying and tell them you’ve been struggling about whether or not to come out. They legally can’t fire you after that for anything

[Anonymous No.58073267]

>>58073232
The Kevin Spacey defense, I like it.
>>58073252
Maybe I will. Probably just not going in tomorrow. I find it kind of funny overall.

[Anonymous No.58073278]

>>58073177
claim to also be a fag
say you're reclaiming the word for fags everywhere
and if they fire you, you'll assemble a mob of fags around their building

[Anonymous No.58073286]

>>58073177
>It’s over isn’t it?
Probably just a warning.

[Anonymous No.58073288]

play it dumb say you dont know what you were talking about, if they heard something weird say you were listened to a comedy podcast on your phone after the meeting

[Anonymous No.58073320]

>>58073222
If you want to be a bastard, you turn this around on them instead.
Say that you're feeling bullied at work with repeated high pressure demands, constantly changing goals and unclear instructions, metrics that are designed to keep you in a state of uncertainty, and a sense of general unease.

If they make an accusation of something being said, don't confirm it. Try and change the subject to the above points. If they press you, ask to hear what was said if they have a recording. If they don't, say it's hard to know what exactly was said so it'll just be two people's opinion (but don't just call it bullshit).

If they do have a recording, say that you did not consent you the conversation being recorded and that this is in violation of policy and your own right to privacy.

Should create enough bullshit to survive.

[Anonymous No.58073360]

>>58073252
Honestly, do this. Not to even keep your job, just to make life a living hell for your faggot boss and roasties in HR. Then find another job and put your 2 weeks in with a “toodly doo”

[Anonymous No.58073393]

>>58073177
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/solana/pair-explorer/5WVFjPkoDzqr95aWf4x6h1TLsFjtMUjhvDtzBUssEJYb?t=1710884167600

[Anonymous No.58073413]

>>58073320
This too. You should do this out of principle. Fuck corporate wagie culture, become the FAGMAN beast the kneel down to so you can reclaim power

[Anonymous No.58073444]

>>58073177
Just say you called him that because he forced you to suck him off in the bathroom at the Christmas party.

[Anonymous No.58073457]

>>58073320
best play

[Anonymous No.58074414]

Tell them that it’s a compliment. Together the team is stronger like the mighty faggit. Pic rel

[Anonymous No.58074708]

>>58073252
Do wagies really fantasize about degrading themselves to keep their spot on the plantation?
OP just don't show up and go find another place to get money.

[Anonymous No.58074764]

>>58073320
yes please do this and report back with further details kek

[Anonymous No.58074794]

>>58073177
Lmao hilarious. I dont think its a big deal tho. Just brush it off as a hilarious and embarrassing mishap. He is not better than you could have happened to anyone.

Good luck

[Anonymous No.58074864]

>>58073320
This is pretty damn good advice.

Trust me, I had a lot of wars with management when I was a wagecuck

[Anonymous No.58074867]

Your boss is in this thread
>FASZ captcha

[Anonymous No.58074873]

>>58073177
Just claim that you said "Wait, I forgot -", but realized it was too late to mention or ask [insert work related thing here]. Doesn't even have to make much sense, could be something unrelated, something that was said on the call, anything. Then go on the attack as in >>58073320
But if you don't like your job anyway and your boss is a faggot, you might be better off finding something else.

[Anonymous No.58074899]

>>58074873
He wanted to say "wait faggot, i forgot..."

.

[Anonymous No.58076015]

>>58073252
as retarded as it sounds, it works ngl
had something similar happen to me, i was ecstatic after making it with loaf cat recently and i forgot to turn my tard switch off when i went to work and said "faggot" two times in the same conversation and when i realized my peers where looking at me weird, i knew it was the moment to give my best performance and used the same excuse

plus i'm bisexual but never told anyone at work, so it kind of did apply at the moment

[Anonymous No.58076158]

>>58073320
>anon, we’ve decided to part ways, no need to give your two weeks

[Anonymous No.58077171]

>>58076015
Hope your fellow slaves wear a mask around you, sick boy

[Anonymous No.58077283]

>>58073252
This guy HRs.
I worked with a guy who would refuse to deliver any parcel where he had to park on the side of the road and not in a driveway(The roads he delivers on are in the middle of rural buttfuck nowhere. He claimed it was unsafe.
We tried firing him but he said it was a safety concern blah blah blah.

Anyway one day he got really mad at someone at work and called someone a nigger. Like hard er. They tried to write him up. Didn't fly. Said it was a stress induced moment and his blamed his generation. We couldn't do shit.

Anyway he started to get arrogant and started showing up to work 1-3 hours late every day. Tried firing him again. This is like 3 weeks of this shit btw.

Nope didn't fly. Said he had issues with time management due to his ADHD.

Now we pay him to sit in the breakroom all day because we can't make him left anything over 60lbs due to his age. He sometimes cleans.

[Anonymous No.58077288]

>>58073177
based

stand your ground, op.
They might have the upper hand now, but times are changing. If you get fired, then it's a still pretty based story Fuck it. Jobs come jobs go. life goes on.

[Anonymous No.58077308]

>>58073177
It's over.
Double down and call him a faggot again, then ask for a recommendation for your next job without an ounce of shame.

[Anonymous No.58077325]

>>58077288
Depending where he lives he might get hired by some MAGA boomer if he plays it real ballsy in an interview and says he got fired for calling his boss a faggot

[Anonymous No.58077341]

>>58077325
FUCK YA

[Namebussy No.58077344]

>>58073177
Checked.

Is there anyway you can steal quality office supplies? Laptops maybe? This is the end i would be trying to get out with as much as possible. Your job is rugging

[Anonymous No.58077374]

>>58076015
You homo gay ass faggot, this is actually clever. Might use it some day.

[Anonymous No.58077628]

>>58073177
What time does work start for you tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58077884]

>>58073177
tell them you're gay and suck his dick it's the only way

[Anonymous No.58078134]

GL faggot

[Anonymous No.58078349]

>>58073320
>Not recording your boss and using ai to have him quote hitler and say the n word

[Anonymous No.58078433]

>>58078349
How can someone that doesn’t speak German quote hitler?

[Anonymous No.58078726]

>>58074873
I know the rules. Save an Akari, post an Akari.

[Anonymous No.58078785]

>>58078726
Is that what we’re doing now?

[Anonymous No.58078808]

>>58073177
My boss ordered a fruity beer and I called him a faggot. Nothing happened because I was in the right.

[Anonymous No.58078885]

>>58073177
You can either be a bitch and make up some convoluted lie or just say you didn't mean to have your headset on and you're willing to apologize. Live a lie in a shitty job or get potentially fired but man up to your mistake. If you don't get fired start looking for another job and assume you won't be getting a reference from your current job

[Anonymous No.58078894]

>>58073320
Also say you're gay because then it's okay to use that word like it's okay for niggers to say nigger

[Anonymous No.58078947]

>>58077283
Hey nigger that's literally me! I played you guys perfectly come on! Got all my advice from this board. Let's have a drink after work sometime, or during work, I'm getting wasted in that breakroom most of the time.

[Anonymous No.58079827]

>>58073252
>>58073177
holy kek

[Anonymous No.58079870]

>>58073177
Tell HR you are gay and he's still a faggot

[Anonymous No.58079898]

>>58073177
Say that someone had placed this next to you

[Anonymous No.58079904]

>>58073320
Don't get yourself into a war about your manager and your job if he did nothing wrong, being a faggot aside

what you should do depends on what the relation with your management is currently.
If you think they actually are trying to ditch you or if you think they simply want to blame you / talk about the incident to make sure it never happens again?

[Anonymous No.58081112]

>>58074708

They are trained to piss on themselves like subordinate dogs do.

[Anonymous No.58081140]

>>58077283

Fire your HR staff. American wagies have no legal protections and HR exists to get rid of these parasites.

[Anonymous No.58081219]

>>58073177
If it's the first time it's fine. You can just explain it exactly how it was and be very apologetic about it, specifically emphasizing you don't have anything against fags and it was just ingrained in you because you are on the internet too much.
If it's not the first time then yes you're screwed.

[Anonymous No.58081267]

>>58073320
>Bastard
Why do pajeets love this word?

[Anonymous No.58081583]

>>58073177
You have to deny it or get something else to start doing like blogging which you can now easily monetize via Hydro Online in case you lose your job

[Anonymous No.58081631]

Lol, the only people who say 'faggot' are subhuman IQs and closet homosexuals. Hope you get fired

[Anonymous No.58081635]

>>58076015
>i was ecstatic after making it with loaf cat recently
Not everyone here lives inside your head. What in the unholy FUCK did you mean by this.

[Anonymous No.58081660]

Be a man and say "yeah i called you a fag"

If they fire you just get a different job why is this an issue?

[Anonymous No.58081677]

>>58073177
Imagine waging at some meaningless WFH bullshit job.

Roastie tier.

[Anonymous No.58081712]

>>58081631
what a faggot post.

[Anonymous No.58081717]

>>58081583
Haha, monetizing via Hydro Online isn't a bad idea but it would be nice for him to keep his job

[Anonymous No.58083485]

>>58073177
Today’s the day, OP, are you still employed?

[Anonymous No.58084915]

>>58083485
Or is this whole thread bullshit?

[Anonymous No.58085004]

>>58084915
I went with the tell them I'm gay thing, but my boss asked me to prove it. We ended up in a group meeting with cams on jerking off to each other and he wanted to make sure I came and made me eat it afterwards. I should be keeping the job though he said he'll have more things for me to do in the future....

[Anonymous No.58085062]

>I didnt say fag, i said i need another bag
Problem solved

[Anonymous No.58085131]

>>58073252
Yeah like... you can literally make up any excuse... "I was talking about X and such tweet and I thought the call was over.". As an adult you need to learn to lie. People prefer liars. Thats why nobody likes me. I would go in there and say "Yeah I called him a faggot so what?".

[Anonymous No.58086103]

>>58078947
lel

[Anonymous No.58086152]

>>58081267
He didn't use it in an Indian way, you're the jeet for thinking this dude's a jeet simply for using "bastard" in a sentence.

[Anonymous No.58087614]

>>58085004
Well I’ve heard of more cucked ways to keep a job. Way to hold on to your paycheck, OP

[Anonymous No.58087692]

The brave course would be to say "So sorry, I thought I had my Gaydar on mute"

[Anonymous No.58087740]

>>58073230
no they can't, you stupid faggot. stop believing HR
that only works if the call is being recorded actively in the meeting via teams at the time

[Anonymous No.58087777]

>>58076015
Fuckin fag. Get fucked in the ass, faggot

[Anonymous No.58088102]

>>58081712
You're just proving him right.

[Anonymous No.58088103]

>>58074899
Fucking kek, I almost spilled my drink.