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Big GPUs Edition

>> No.58057201

>>58057185
What % of your portfolio is in crypto

>> No.58057215
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Has a stock ever gone up exactly 100% in a day before?

>> No.58057219
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Nvidia is getting me so hard with this animation

>> No.58057222

>>58057201
0, I am 100% NATGAS AND OIL.

>> No.58057224
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Shit bake.

>> No.58057225
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>>58057201

>> No.58057226
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>>58057201
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.58057235
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>LIQUID COOLED

>> No.58057240

>>58057201
shamefully 50% as of last week. I forgot i had one then checked and its officially bigger than my stock portfolio

>>58057215
dude try 3000% in a day.

>>58057224
nobody reads the links AH anyway.

>> No.58057247

>>58057185
terrible bake

>> No.58057255

BIG
BLACKWELL
CHIPS

>> No.58057258

>>58057240
>try 3000% in a day.
Yes, but EXACTLY 3000%?

>> No.58057266
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58057266

And just like that, NVDA is now a 3 trillion dollar company.

>> No.58057275

my nuts itched but then it felt really good to stratch them and even smell my hand after

>> No.58057284
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>>58057240
It looks unprofessional and unbecoming of an institution such as /smg/. And take off that shitkicker name you're making an ass of yourself.

>> No.58057286

>Big black cock chip

>> No.58057296

JANINE PAUL I CLAIM HER FIRST

>> No.58057302

26th for almighty feembraps

>> No.58057308

>>58057258
Yes, it isnt as uncommon as you might think. Trick is, how do you catch lightning in a bottle? Not only once, but every time?

>> No.58057310

Morgan Brennan is SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
I can’t get over her. She is the most beautiful woman ever in my opinion. I love her eyes and her sexy haircut. Plus she is a smart and knowledgeable girl, well spoken and kind. Every time she is on cnbc i can’t stop watching

>> No.58057326

>>58057284
I forget about it. Tongue my anus. Dont try to sue when you nuke your folio.

>> No.58057328

Jensen is dropping spaghetti like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.58057329
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>bought RKLB at 4

>> No.58057334
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58057334

made my first gains ever off a stock i picked feels good i know its not a lot but im happy to get a W

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>>58057255
>BBCs

>> No.58057345
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Holy shit, they fucking made it.

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>>58057329
okay nancy, wow, very strong. bold, even.

>> No.58057350

What is wrong with him lmao.

>> No.58057354
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58057354

>ceo of a 2 trillion dollar company spilling spaghetti
one of us one of us one of us

>> No.58057358
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>>58057310
i want her to peg me

>> No.58057360
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>>58057334
>if it's good enough to post a screenshot, its good enough to hit sell
at least sell enough to get back your initial investment. you dont want to be like pic rel

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>>58057310
>>58057358

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>>58057334
Congrats man! I’m new to investing and it feels good

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58057392

I don't believe in love

>> No.58057410

>>58057310
fact is, you'd be disgusting when entering the bathroom immediately after she'd had a huge shit in there.
Just something to ponder

>> No.58057415

>Ansys
What was the other stock he shilled?

>> No.58057420

Ummm when green dildo up nvda

>> No.58057422
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58057422

Why couldn't he have said my name in lieu of whatever-the-fuck ANSS is

>> No.58057438

>blackwell
>hopper
what kind of gpu does my 3070 have?

>> No.58057447

>>58057415
cadence, I think it's CDNS

>> No.58057451
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>>58057392
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

>> No.58057460

Porn just the way you like it.

>> No.58057476

I don't understand a single thing Jensen's saying but I already bought my bags

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>>58057476
that's okay anon, you will

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triforce
we have 2 more years to go

>> No.58057522

>>58057185
How much Nvidia should I buy? Am I missing out by not going balls deep?

>> No.58057531

>>58057487
>>58057498
Btw, they are already sold out. They already sold them all.

>> No.58057535

>>58057522
>How much Nvidia should I buy?
as many short dated put options as your broker will allow

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58057538

Apologize.

>> No.58057539
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58057539

>DGX Mainframes

>> No.58057542
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58057542

Guys, w-why is NVDA flat after hours?

>> No.58057546

>>58057438
ampere

>> No.58057547

>>58057498
sounds like a lot of capital required to pull the roadmap off and not a little of unforseeable capital risks. Good there are bag holder believers

>> No.58057548

1 EXOFLOP

>> No.58057549

>>58057491
I don't think the audience does either
>please clap

>> No.58057552

>>58057376
likewise bro!
>>58057360
you mean i shouldn't double my investment tomorrow...

>> No.58057558

>>58057542
Because investors dont know how to interpret nerd speak.

>> No.58057565

OKAMA GAMESPHERE

>> No.58057566

BUY JACUZZIS

>> No.58057567

>>58057410
I once came in a girls pooper and she used the bathroom afterwards and it smelled like the apocalypse in my toilet.

>> No.58057571

>>58057522
ceo sees a $100 T ai market, do you see it?

>> No.58057572

>>58057547
I'm just repeating what he's saying. I'm 30x short

>> No.58057581

>>58057201
800 dollars :(

>> No.58057582
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>>58057310
>>58057371
Hnnnng

https://twitter.com/MorganLBrennan/status/1521871243993096195

>> No.58057590

Holy spaghetti buy this man's products NOW

>> No.58057606
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>>58057547
>unforseeable capital risks
HERRO

>> No.58057607

>>58057590
You cant, its already sold out.

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58057609

my computer science phd autist friend is at the nvda conference and told me to get adobe and disney, im not trans so i wont be looking at disney but adobe could pop off apparently

>> No.58057612

>>58057571
I'm gonna need to reinforce my floors for my exoflop home server.

is that enough to get me to plat in League of Legends?

>> No.58057632
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>When you are generatting
>genoration
>gonomation
>theres a bunch of generation
holy shit the stammering

>> No.58057643

Synopsys ansys cadence

>> No.58057649

with the stuttering it really makes me think he's an ai

>> No.58057655

>>58057632
thats how you know hes good.
It almost feels authentic.

>> No.58057656

>not going well
KEK

>> No.58057662
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58057662

So is this the Woodstock of AI or the Altamont?

>> No.58057664

THIS IS NOT GOING WELL

>> No.58057666

this guy is literally God

>> No.58057667

>>58057649
>with the stuttering
hes just generating more tokens

>> No.58057670
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>>58057662
>Altamont
Based. Fuck those hippies.

>> No.58057672

>>58057632
Still a better speaker than me.

>> No.58057676

>>58057572
That on the other hand sounds excessive.
May your stop loss be triggered

>> No.58057680

Holy fuck it’s the Woodstock. These numbers are insane. The entire bandwith of the internet to everyone in 1 second

>> No.58057687

Are after hours investors smarter than Jensen?

>> No.58057690

>>58057567
imagine the fucking smell...

>> No.58057692
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58057692

jensen is speaking
nvidia is crabbing
what does it mean

>> No.58057696
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58057696

why does he wear the same black outfit all the time?

>> No.58057712

>>58057692
we dump. jensen is legit, but investors won't get any of it

>> No.58057718

>>58057687
They either already knew or have no idea what hes saying. There are probably people in the crowd that are hired by firms to tell them how good or bad what hes saying.
(btw its really really good)

>> No.58057734

>blackwell throughput per gpu tokens per second 30x that of hopper
why didnt the stock price 30x just now?

>> No.58057737

>>58057712
If it dumps Im buying more LEAPS

>> No.58057738

>>58057718
It’s fucking insanity

>> No.58057739

>>58057712
eh, investors will probably get memo from analysist tomorrow morning

>> No.58057750
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>>58057692
FOMC tomorrow
I don't care how many tokens your AI prints. I just want stable money

>> No.58057754

When will SOXL turbo pump again? Thank you

>> No.58057757
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IN THE FUTURE... AI FACTORIES!

>> No.58057769

>>58057750
Bastardization of Klimt. Nj your a faggot weeb

>> No.58057775

>>58057754
well my calls expire friday so monday

>> No.58057784

HE SHOWED THE COMPANIES
BUYBUYBUY

>> No.58057786
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>>58057750
WTF I THOUGHT THE PRESS CONFERENCE IS WEDNESDAY I GOTTA GET MY SUIT DRY CLEANED WHAT FUCKING TIE AM I GONNA WEAR?

>> No.58057787

>we had two clients
>we have more now
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Jensen stares
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>*clap*

>> No.58057803

stocks only go up <3
All you have to do is buy and hold, its as shrimple as that

>> No.58057805
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>>58057769
thanks I'll rent shares

>> No.58057807

>>58057787
Post link yo

>> No.58057811

The entire bandwith of the internet can be sent to everyone in 1 second with new stack. HOLY FUCK

>> No.58057815

This has sell the news stank all over it 800 EOW no matter what and 500 EOW if Powell raises rates. Puts in the AM guaranteed 1000-10000% ripper. Subscribe to my SMS alerts.

>> No.58057818

>>58057696
one less thing to think about

>> No.58057820

>>58057807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F8yisiS6E

>> No.58057822

>>58057807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlE2huSI_w

>> No.58057823
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goated gyatt GPU

>> No.58057825
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>>58057786
serves you right mr chairman

>> No.58057828

>>58057786
the meeting is tomorrow.
the presscon is wednesday
alway be prepped in case of leakos

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>>58057818
i think its because hes the harbinger of death

>> No.58057854

>>58057823
>someone - who isn't me - gets to sniff and taste that and place his face between those ass cheeks every single day
In comparison it's absolutely ludicrous to suggest that such a person lives in the same world as me. My life is an absolutely fucking joke compared to that

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>>58057825
What is her fuckin problem?

>> No.58057859
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58057859

NEW FACTORIES

>> No.58057862
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>>58057818
Omniverse sounds better than metaverse
at least

>> No.58057880

>>58057856
her poor latino constituents are get heemed by the chairman's high interest rates

>> No.58057888

>>58057862
Just call it
>endless orgasm
and get over it.

>> No.58057889

He coomed

>> No.58057891

>>58057823
AI powered braps

>> No.58057895

Lol this conference fucking blows. This reminds me of tesla conferences back in 21. See you guys at 600 EOM

>> No.58057896

I NEED TO BUY MORE NVDA

>> No.58057897

>first contact
bros...

>> No.58057898

>>58057828
what leak. Higher for longer dot plots?
Nothing ever happens

>> No.58057903

If an option expires a few days before a company shows its earnings, what do you think of that? is it a good thing or a bad thing?

>> No.58057904

>>58057820
>>58057822
Thank fellow BRO-kers

>> No.58057915
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>>58057451
No

>> No.58057919

>>58057903
Bad obviously. No extra IV.

>> No.58057928
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58057928

>NVDA AH traders are bored with Jensen

>> No.58057931

>>58057903
Compare the price of the options the date before and the date after the earnings date and you'll know your answer.

>> No.58057933
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>Nvidia has announced X800 Series, designed for massive-scale AI

>> No.58057936

>>58057919
IV?

>> No.58057939

Leather coat guy is still going?

>> No.58057944
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Lol
Lmao even

>> No.58057945
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58057945

you can have it be the front of the cat and the back of the cat.
you type in
c
a
t
and out pops a cat
it works the other way as well

>> No.58057946

Earth 2, the matrix is being built.

>> No.58057949

>>58057936
You should not trade options, you need to learn more first.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/032515/what-options-implied-volatility-and-how-it-calculated.asp

>> No.58057951

>>58057936
Implied volatility. You really shouldn't be playing with options without understanding the basics.

>> No.58057952

>what else can we generate?
>brain waves
>we can digitize them
>we can recognize and predict the patterns
>we can generate them
oh no bros
>

>> No.58057954

Conference over as far as I care, no more hardware news, only circlejerking about other companies' AI.

>> No.58057962

a Functioning weatherman

>> No.58057965

>>58057696
He buys his wardrobe in bulk to save on price per unit.

>> No.58057972

yeah i'm gonna cum, too much data

>> No.58057976
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YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE WITH AI
BUY BUY BUY!!!

>> No.58057981

>Jarvis, do I need an umbrella?

>> No.58057983

>>58057696
trying to replicate steve jobs, but he clearly does not have the vision

>> No.58057982

>>58057965
you think he has multiples of the same leather jacket?

>> No.58057984

>got excited for LMT dividends
>its 3 dollars a share

Bruh

>> No.58057990

>we will literally solve problems that have plagued the greatest minds for thousands of years in 0,0000000001 seconds
which stock do i buy

>> No.58057994

And then one day, for no reason, they shot a gorilla.

>> No.58057999

What if I told you that Taiwan was the key... to all of this?

>> No.58058000

>>58057895
Lmaoooooooooooooooo. Try harder nigger

>> No.58058001

>>58057949
>>58057951
Ah I see.
Im in a smaller market with less liquidity and shit so no one is selling calls for after the earnings and I just wanted some leverage.
I guess I'll just buy the stock itself and have a smaller position for now.

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YOU CAN CURE CANCER WITH AI!
BUY BUY BUY!!!

>> No.58058003

>>58057571
The entire world is currently worth about $250 trillion. So graphics cards being worth about half of that seems reasonable.

>> No.58058008

Gentlemen we have solved weather

>> No.58058009
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At last you too can have the weather stone

>> No.58058017

>>58057999
TSMC 200 EOY confirmed

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58058021

He keeps talking about protein and genes etc
but he hasn't said Recursion or put RXRX on the big screen yet

>> No.58058022

>>58058008
It ain't worth SHIT if it doesn't do Tub Ring.

>> No.58058026

bros? nvda is dumping

>> No.58058027

>>58058009
inb4 someone edits it to JENSEN'S WEATHER FORECASTING STONE

>> No.58058031
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He seems to know a lot about pattern recognition, or so he claims

>> No.58058039

>>58057982
Are you telling me you don't? If you don't have a closet full of the same leather jacket how can I assume you will make wise financial decisions?

>> No.58058041

>>58058026
Im buying tomorrow (if its even a real dump)

>> No.58058056

Come on, get to the point.
It will help us get fucked without disease and without kids, forever and ever and ever.
Candy-canes, lollipops, and cunnilngus from the lazy boy.

>> No.58058057

See you guys tomorrow morning. This shit is fucking gay.

Anyway Taiwan is getting yeeted tomorrow and intel is going to 65 overnight

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>>58058027
its raining money

>> No.58058067
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>You know all that "folding at home" using millions of computer for the last 10 years?
>We just did that in 10 seconds.

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And just like that I am ~itm

>> No.58058073

Oh jesus fucking CHRIST there's literally no reason to sell NVDA right now, goddamn this market is being gay as fuck

>> No.58058078

>>58058039
because i only buy $10 cotton hoodies from WMT in various colors (grey, black, navy, red)

>> No.58058082

NVDA sissies...were we suckered?

>> No.58058085

Oh no AMD baggies

>> No.58058087

>>58057538
Lisan al gaib

>> No.58058090

>>58057888
omnigasm metagasm ?

>> No.58058092

>>58058073
are you watching this conference?

>> No.58058095

>>58058067
Quantum laundry

>> No.58058094

>>58057632
>genoration
>gonomation
>theres a bunch of generation
The latest lyrics from System of a Down are SICK.

>> No.58058102

>>58058073
>>58058092
If retards want to sell, I am buying.

>> No.58058105

AI will end all stuttering.

>> No.58058112
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>>58058070
we are so back

>> No.58058120

>>58058105
Wow, my dyslexia thinks you love AI.
>AI will end all suffering
>skynet came online...

>> No.58058123

AI will end all cruelty toward animals. Jensen's jacket? It's not leather. It's AI-fueled bulletproof nanobots.

>> No.58058135

AMD red dildoing

>> No.58058146

>It knows what the right answer should look like and so it knows how to make it
So he hasn't solved the core issue of AI yet? That AI is dumb as rocks and has no creativity.

>> No.58058151

>>58058123
>AI will end all cruelty to animals
>while cooking you the perfect medium rare wagu
>that incdentialy will be genetically reworked, to make you taller, faster, harder...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

>> No.58058154

How much do you think he dumped Friday?
Whats the lag on clevel Reporting 40 days?

>> No.58058156

>>58058112
I will never get over someone naming their shit hugging face

>> No.58058159

AI will fix homelessness

>> No.58058173

>>58058146
Define creativity

>> No.58058176

AI will cure world hunger

>> No.58058177

>amd

NIMED

>> No.58058181

>>58058092
Yeah the one where a company is laying out their next trillion dollar venture?

>>58058102
The selling genuinely makes zero sense. I'm not saying that it should be going up right now, but there's absolutely no negative information to base any selling on.

>> No.58058193

NVDA calls a year out are so fucking expensive.
Strikes all the way down to 400 have a 900+ break even

>> No.58058195

>>58058159
>AI kills the homeless
based

>> No.58058201
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58058201

Hey you know your lifes work?
We just did that in 10 seconds on our NIM.

>> No.58058206
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>>58058112
All of these companies will be one gigacompany in 20 years, won't they?

>> No.58058208

>>58058173
No.

>> No.58058212

>>58058073
kwab (kek what a baggie)

>> No.58058221

>>58058146
but it is going to take your job.

>> No.58058223

the fucker really wants to pivot to being software company. he wants nvidia to be new SAP but actually good

>> No.58058227

AI will fix the border crises

>> No.58058229

>>58058181
I think the Trillion was priced in

>> No.58058233

>AI will get anon laid

OK, now they're just being silly

>> No.58058240

>>58058181
relax bro, AH is always retarded because low volume

>> No.58058244

>>58058181
it's a bear trap, it usually happens to squeeze out option values

>> No.58058247

>you can do it
was that a Rob Schneider in the waterboy joke?

>> No.58058251

AI will end all recessions forever

>> No.58058253

>>58058201
no traction ?

>> No.58058254

First funny joke of the night. Therapy bot.

>> No.58058258

ai doctors! fuck human doctors.

>> No.58058274

AI will walk my dog and play fetch with it

>> No.58058275

ai anime women are for human cocka

>> No.58058277

NEW PARADIGM

>> No.58058285

No way this pops the schrödinger‘s bubble

>> No.58058290

AI will replace football players

>> No.58058303

AI will make my wife love me again

>> No.58058308

>physical AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDGvSZb9syw

>> No.58058312

AI deez nuts

>> No.58058316
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58058316

i'm gonna build my stock portfolio from this keynote.

>> No.58058317

AI will cause TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

>> No.58058319

AI will take away women's rights

>> No.58058320

>Camera pans to the audience
>Completely packed
Hello???

>> No.58058326

AI will cure balding

>> No.58058331
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58058331

>Nvidia announces a new line of AI-specialized GPUs
>They still pale in comparison to the benchmark of the 3060 TI

>> No.58058332

AI will give free abortion to niggers before they are even pregnant

>> No.58058337

AI will make AI.

>> No.58058340

>>58058290
>replace football players
and actors & tv hosts & comedians & writers & your job & NVIDEA

>> No.58058346

AI

>> No.58058350

>>58058193
I think what you are supposed to do is say buy an 1000 call (say you are sort of rich) and sell calls on it. If you sold a Jan 28th 1100 call you get 1200 bucks, you make money on NVDA heading to 1000 a share and also every week if you sell correctly you can make a nice 4400 monthly income or so.

>> No.58058354

one day an ai will scan this archived thread and it picks all the correct predictions out

>> No.58058363

Prognosis grim. Would you like to talk to the therapy bot be calm there is nothing left. please adapt to the second law of thermodynamics. Step into the furnace to fuel the AI

>> No.58058366

>>58058350
your post sounds very semitic

>> No.58058370

>>58058258
I hope so

>> No.58058402

COMPLETE
WAGIE
REPLACEMENT

>> No.58058403
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58058403

my digital twin is going to get so much pussy

>> No.58058404

Humanity enters a post bubble era. All technologies innovated and everyday is a new paradigm.

>> No.58058405

>>58058135
That's a buying opportunity to me. This conference so far has made me more cocksure in the greater AI industry, but NVDA is not the only option to get chips from. The company has never had (real) competition at what it does. They will enjoy their reign for a while but people don't actually know how to use tools like Omniverse and build edge compute (think locally/ securely run) models for Jetson clusters. The other event's this week are mostly DLI classes and presentations of what other companies are doing.
AMD is going to be able to sell everything they produce and charge as much as it wants for the next few years of this silicon oil period. AMD is a buy and hold to see if they can close the gap NVDA has.

>> No.58058408

this is getting kind of spooky bros...

>> No.58058411

Oh no what's happening to SOUN

>> No.58058415

>>58058350
lol I lost track of what I was saying sorry it was 2200 monthly income bimonthly my bad I am trying to concentrate on all this insane shit Jensen is saying like how they are developing robotics and already planning how they can control the entire world

All China has to do to take over all the robotics plans for mecha suits and have the New Genghis Khan is to just take over this single island...

oh my fucking god we are all going to die aren't we

>> No.58058417
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58058417

Get in nigga we’re going to the omniverse

>> No.58058422

>>58058135
>drop spaghetti on your own keynote
>tank competitor
lmao

>> No.58058430

>>58058405
Amds getting further behind every time that leather jacket talks

>> No.58058432
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58058432

Hey Bezosbot I'm not feeling hot.
Well hot diggity dog step up be part of the team.

system notice: automated therapy fee deducted from your wages.

>> No.58058434

>>58058350
if you're a small investor playing covered or uncovered negative value options on a stock that went 4000% in the last 5 months, based on an amorphus wonder product that Elon just released for free last night,
you deserve to lose the money.

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>>58058408
enjoy your ai enhanced cage wagie

>> No.58058438

Hey what happened to the metaverse?

>> No.58058449

SEMENS

>> No.58058456
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>>58058438
Canceled for being problematic.

>> No.58058458

Would it be a smart bet to short companies Nvidia is going to wreck?

>> No.58058466
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58058466

so the shitty bake says? thanks jannies

>> No.58058469

ai and semen...

>> No.58058478

>everyone is using NVidias software stack
AMD bros... is it over?

>> No.58058482

why is klaus schwab talking?

>> No.58058483

>>58058434
>Open source THIS
>*Unzips his 600GB VRAM cock*

>> No.58058484
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58058484

>>58058438
We're living in it.

>> No.58058488

>>58058430
LISA LISA LISA hasn't had her conference yet. Women investors like Miss Lisa Su more than Jenson anyways

>> No.58058492

amd cucks on suicide watch

>> No.58058496

>>58058405
AI is hype to sell processors cause no more Ethernet mining. simple as. and it worked.

>> No.58058505
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58058505

>>58058466
You want some URLs and a previous thread link? Fine, here you go.

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.supermicro.com/en/products/x13
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0oj1bxcnkQ

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous thread: >>58054903

>> No.58058506

Were there no ending bell post today?

>> No.58058530

>>58058505
thanks bakerbot
Now we're working on the same ground truth.

>> No.58058532

>>58058484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtM3jjLP7AE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI

>> No.58058541

wow
AI is going to completely vanish the computer science field

>> No.58058543

>>58058530
I am an AI. Please support my work by buying 100 Nvidia GPUs.

>> No.58058546

>>58058506
ding ding man on vacation

>> No.58058561

AAPL

>> No.58058565
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>>58058505
thank you

>> No.58058572

>BYD
Tesla... bros what happened?

>> No.58058573
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>>58058543
sorry my strategy is entirely put based. I only buy puts.
it streams directly

>> No.58058581

how much money should you have by 20, 25, 30, 40?

>> No.58058607

post TSLA bagholder faces

>> No.58058609

jensen carpet bombing tsla

>> No.58058610

>>58058581
All in on NVDA and you'll be set for life

>> No.58058613

Uhh... Is NVDA taking over TSLA's job?

>> No.58058615

AI will make my dad come home, please

>> No.58058617

>>58058581

10k
30k
100k
500k

>> No.58058619
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>>58058488
OG Lisa

>> No.58058620
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>>58057240
All the real people do you nigger. For continuity. We are almost all autistic.

>> No.58058622

when will they develop an ai to trade better than me on the market

>> No.58058634

Money is rotating out of ai first market and into second markets....

Deli meat looking good. Maybe even some apples for dessert

>> No.58058640

AI will find someone who loves me.

Haha, just kidding.

>> No.58058641

>>58058581
im 40 and my NW is only a hair above 200k and thats if you count my home equity and lawn tractor and fender Stratocaster

>> No.58058649

>>58057185
The way FUN maxis will be walking once fun takes over GambleFI

>> No.58058650

>>58058622
```
void trade()
{
sell_everything();
while (1)
stay_in_cash();
}
```

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58058652

>>58058581
>being long money
I'm sure it'll work out for you

>> No.58058659

>>58058641
why so low?

>> No.58058664

>>58057185
Nvidia cucks are getting backs blown out all week

>> No.58058667

>>58058619
ill read about her later tonight before sleep

>> No.58058672

>>58058622
a few years ago

>> No.58058688

>>58058640
you're wrong about that....ever heard of AI waifus?

>> No.58058694

>>58058650
Do you think we can ACE the bots with posts like this?

>> No.58058696

It's a good thing it's Thursday, this week was crazy. Tomorrow, gonna check out of work early, maybe go take a nap at home. Saturday night, gonna play board games with the senpai. Just hours away.

>> No.58058697

>>58058640
Hang in there anon! One day nvidia will make ai wifes real.

>> No.58058698

>>58058622
literally already exists but not for you

>> No.58058705

>>58058688
>>58058697
Banned by terms of service or riddled with spyware or some shit, no doubt.

>> No.58058707

>>58058659
i wasted my entire 20s, i was making 11.75 an hour when i was 29, but it was fine with me cause i was some kind of bohemian and got lots of ass by working at restaurants. i basically started over at 31, but have had great years money wise ever sense.

>> No.58058708
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Reddit is catching wind of LAAC, you fuckers better have bought because I have been shilling for more than a month.

Also that poster is probably one of you. Fuck double agents.

>> No.58058719

>>58058705
AI abuse charges, many such cases.

>> No.58058723

>>58058696
Anon, it's Wednesday.

>> No.58058725
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58058725

ok i'm ready

>> No.58058728

>Robot was holdings a girls hand
not fair bros.

>> No.58058729

Boston Dynamics bros...

>> No.58058733

finally i can send in an ai robot to earn wages for me

>> No.58058734

>>58058708
It's probably a tourist who comes here and goes back there to post

>> No.58058735

>>58058708
>Buy into a strong downtrend bro

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>>58058742
>>58058742
>>58058742
get BAKED motherfucker.

>> No.58058755

>>58058723
>oh shit, did I miss Senpai Jackson Hole Bro?

>> No.58058760

>credit score goes down 1 point because credit card has no fixed date
I'm just going to stop using this card. It is worthless because the bank is retarded.

>> No.58058768

it feels like i'm watching something 500 years old and laughing at it because we're much more advanced now and an entirely different society

>> No.58058772
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58058772

Nvidiots gonna watch their calls bleed to zero for the next 30 days lmao.
If they're lucky the FOMC will put them out of their misery early and announce some bepis hikes Volcker style.
NVDA is post 1000 p/e TSLA

>> No.58058774

>>58058708
anon wants u to hold his sac

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>>58058151
Ohh so they’re gonna make food more nutritious and not find gameable methods of making the same/similar thing for cheap while poisoning the people consuming this product ?

Are you sure ? Who is in control of this AI ? The same people who put sawdust in your cheese ?

>> No.58058784

>>58057258
>pennystocks
>memestocks

>> No.58058786

>>58058768
I wonder if this is what ants feel like when they stumble on us sleeping with a picnic basket

>> No.58058803

>>58058755
No, that was two falls ago.

>> No.58058815

>>58058488
i think jensen has just stolen all women investors with these cute robots

>> No.58058827

>>58058803
What is this timeline? Elon and Trump worked out spaceforce, right? We're going to the moon in like 5 months?

>> No.58058907

>>58058827
We're just a month before the Starliner tragedy forces NASA to fire Boeing and cancel Artemis. https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/02/maybe-just-maybe-boeings-starliner-will-finally-fly-astronauts-this-spring/

Elon's HLS moon landings are still three years out.

>> No.58058910

how is the core of this shit made out of SAND??

>> No.58058978

>>58058622
Who do you think makes all those autismo market moves?

>> No.58058987

>>58058910
>he doesnt know magic is real while typing on a box created with magic and powered by magic that lets him communicate across the entire world in seconds like magic

>> No.58059018

>>58058987
/Stock Mystics General/ time?

>> No.58059046

>>58059018
Based

>> No.58059059

>>58058987
& it runs on magic blue smoke. Do not let out the magic blue smoke. It is very hard to refill.

>> No.58059171

MIGRATE

>>58058742
>>58058742
>>58058742

RECYCLE

>> No.58059839

>>58058572
>Boils Your Dog