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58056074 No.58056074 [Reply] [Original]

Every pullback is an opportunity

>> No.58056095

Going to slurp some cheapies Doge and WIF.

>> No.58056140
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58056140

Did somebody say SLURP?

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>>58056074
>get caught drunk driving
>now I can get more exercise
>...because I hit and killed someone
>less competition in the world
>they sent me to prison
>now I can focus on reading more
>my wife divorced me
>good, I wanted a new woman anyways
>she took the kids
>they always were kind of annoying
>victim's family sued me for everything I had
>I love a fresh start
>local prison gang made me their sex slave
>at least I'm getting laid right?
>contracted HIV
>tfw it keeps them from raping me more
>finally released
>homeless
>I always wanted to get out in nature
>tfw survived the heroin overdose
>now I have a better tolerance to shoot more heroin
>tried to rope, but it broke
>now I can figure out better ways to kill myself
>lol, lmao; the bridge worked
>always wanted to fly, shit was so cash
>I fucking die
>I'll just do better in the next life
Every pull -ACK

>> No.58056284

>>58056074
You ratfucks break every fucking trendline and STILL get to slurp and cash out. I'm gonna enjoy watching you burn all the way down to 50k at least. Until then I will cope and seethe.

>> No.58056388
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>>58056284
>'m gonna enjoy watching you burn all the way down to 50k at least.
And I will keep SLURPing all the way down