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If I get a chance to reload my puts tomorrow, I'm gonna be pissed 'cause I'm gonna have to justify it if I look at the chart and it looks like gambling.

>> No.58044764

>kissing the woman on the cheek without her consent
what a monster

>> No.58044778

So now that China and Russia have stopped pretending to not be allied against the US, how long do we have left?

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>how long do we have left
This is not the way to look at this. It's how long do they have left.

>> No.58044817

just stay liquid so you can buy into the remnants of their industry after we psyop them into collapsing without a fight

1990s proved there is insane money to be made doing that

still hunting for deals on a sick home in kyiv

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Now reverse the roles and see if anyone goes to prison...

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Teach me how to buy SPY puts. I'm putting up jpegs from 3 years ago.

No but seriously. Russia could seriously overextend. They'll probably take all of Ukraine. But that's max. If they try to move into other countries in the next 5 yrs they'll get crushed by angry Dutch and English (Irish immigrants) who have to go punch their noses.

I don't see a nuclear conflict. I don't see China invading Taiwan either. Not for 20 years. Not until they drastically reevaluate their strategies and re-strengthen. They didn't expect us to stay tenuous as a nation. We are. White guys in the military ads again. It's not a good thing, but it's a recognition that WASPs, the money, are in control. This is important to us.

I'm already planning to take advantage of any downturns while we teach ourselves a lesson.
>Teach me to buy SPY puts

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Is the technological backsliding of the United States bullish or bearish?
>but at least for a beautiful moment we had high ESG scores!

>> No.58044937

>kissing the woman on the cheek without her consent
literally epstein

>> No.58044947

The US is decades ahead of the rest of the world (including the competency crisis).

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NOC is giga based and spacepilled. Fuck space spac garbage.

>> No.58044967

I am happy we (Gaymany) bought 35 billion€ worth of this crap

>> No.58044975

Why do you giga-retards have to make multiple threads?

>> No.58044988

thread splitting niggers get the rope

>> No.58044993

personally, i think there's more to be made by not being incredibly risky, and just reallocating money when dips and recessions happen

america looks weak, but that's the game. you play dumb so others bite more than they can chew, and then you punish them for their greed

ukraine is lost, no doubt, unless russia collapses in the next 2 years. honestly, would be really good for MIC, EU economy, and reducing arab migrant flows, but it would be a shame

main reason I think it won't is because the US doesn't want china to occupy eastern russia, they are desperate for the water there and making sure that the chinks and ruskies are fake allies ripping each other off is critical to maintaining balance in the region

agreed, why but a technologically superior fighter that needs to be broken in when all you want to do is support arabs and russia, you couldn't even win a war against poland the way you stand. pathetic.

>> No.58045019

go back to the 6,000,000 shitcoin spam threads then, faggot. why are you here?

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knew this
>the US doesn't want china to occupy eastern russia
didn't know this
>the chinks and ruskies are fake allies ripping each other off
or this
>critical to maintaining balance in the region

but it makes sense. I don't think we'll see a collapse of Russia. I could see a martyrization of Alexei Navalny. I could see more kids growing up, learning his story and trying to emulate. It's just the way humans are.

That's if the war against surveillance is won over here in the United States. IF WE BECOME LIKE CHINA, we will lose the whole world. Everyone will become a surveillance state. It's really up to us.

I see SPY going to Covid lows in the next 5 years but not really that much lower than all of these implied predictions. As for China and Russian stock markets, I wouldn't even touch those unless they relisted/stayed listed on a US stock exchange.

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I didn't even realize there were two threads. We're just vibing chilling on St. Patrick's Day. we'll recycle this, boys. Move over

>> No.58045127

Hasn’t like Biden done the same?

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At least China has, for all its totalitarian bullshit, some positive qualities like being at least somewhat technologically and economically competent. We're becoming something worse than China. It's as if our "leaders" are actively trying to destroy the United States.
>short SPY

>> No.58045137

based and agreed. as much as i don't like insane people having guns, it's become a cost of maintaining a free society, most issues will fix themselves (slowly) over time as productivity inevitably increases

to clarify, im totally pro 2nd-amendment, but i don't disagree with mandatory background checks - you shouldn't own a gun if you're a criminal

>> No.58045156

They can declare anyone they want to be a criminal in our kangaroo courts tho.

>> No.58045184

I lived in europe most of my life, but I think american courts are quite fair actually

there aren't abstract "social" or "moral" ideals that lead to convictions, it's about the law (as corrupt as the system may be)

I guess I mostly mean serious felons like murderers, rapists, pedophiles, crimes that want to only cause pain, people with unstable mental backgrounds

>> No.58045221

Have you been paying attention? They're trying to seize Trump and Musk's businesses for opposing the government regime. Laws don't matter anymore.

>> No.58045310

>I live in Europe, let me tell you how America should be
You are a fucking moron and this is coming from someone who is half European and American and dual citizenship. There are no true conservative parties or movements in Europe. Even felons should be given the right to own a gun and you stupid fucking idiots don't get how rights work.

>> No.58045324

During 2023, the global economy held up relatively well,
and supply chains eased. As inflation tapered off, market
interest rates started to fall, driving equity markets higher.
At the same time, many challenges remain. We have a
difficult geopolitical situation, including the devastating
wars in Ukraine and the Middle East, which could also
cause renewed disturbances in global supply chains. In
addition, the major economies China and Germany are
showing weakness, and consumers are still under pressure.

>> No.58045378

And they wonder why their birthrate is negative

>> No.58045387

>refuses to buy STOOK in tickets NI, GGE, and RS

>> No.58045390

>America looks weak
How so? The fiat US dollar as the global reserve currency has everyone else by the balls

>> No.58045413

musk is a moron, and trump will be fine regardless of what happens, they can try but they won't win, it's all political posturing and it should be ignored

kys, i'm born in the US to american parents, I don't give a fuck if they run my license to buy a gun, and there are plenty of ways to get guns illegally anyway

by not supporting the most basic of checks, you're trying to bankrupt gun companies and weaken the MIC through the inevitable lawsuits that will win in blue states, if you don't think at least one move ahead you're no better than the reactionaries you hate

mostly socially, the image the rest of the world has is pretty bad regarding being cohesive/education/being able to do anything. In the end, americans come together for the country, but even the average arab thinks they are falling apart. as i said, it's a good image to have when you know you can just cut everyone else down

>> No.58045424

>oh young soo
meme world

>> No.58045451

>Tyson foods staffing with migrants now

Tendie bros I don't feel so good. We are gonna need a new source of meat.

>> No.58045493

>the largest transfer of wealth in history
i'm bullish on completing a full range of motion of all joints and ligaments

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uh oh, futures are green

>> No.58045528

Anyone else thinking of AMDL tomorrow/this week?

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buying sp500, INTC, and uranium next week

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>supporting the most basic of checks
>I don't give a fuck if they run my license to buy a gun, and there are plenty of ways to get guns illegally anyway
That's how it starts, next time they run your shit for something else and else ad infinitum.

>> No.58045562

>fuck if they run my license to buy a gun, and there are plenty of ways to get guns illegally anyway
You are a fucking moron you are pro background checks and felons not owning a gun and having this view point and supporting this behavior and system. If you didn't infringe on the second amendment and gun rights in the first place you wouldn't have to do this shit in the first place so your whole entire stance in nonesensical and moronic.

>by not supporting the most basic of checks, you're trying to bankrupt gun companies and weaken the MIC through the inevitable lawsuits that will win in blue states, if you don't think at least one move ahead you're no better than the reactionaries you hate
This has to be the most moronic take for being in favor of background check I have ever heard. Lawsuits are going to happen regardless of being in red or blue states because this is the fucking United States where anyone can make a motion to sue anybody else over literally anything regardless if it's frivolous. To fix this problem wouldn't be to enforce tighter background checks because the lawsuits would happen anyway with them fucking there. What you actually should fix is the court system and that it shouldn't be so easy for someone to frivolous sue anyone with no real basis. Fuck this would fix so much stupid shit that happens in America in the courts too like how richer and or bigger entities can just senselessly sue poorer and or smaller entities into oblivion and bankruptcy. Holy shit do you have a moronic take on a fucking INALIENABLE RIGHT

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>back to being green on the year
Nothin personal

>> No.58045621

They have been for decades
Open secret

>> No.58045627

>why would i want negroes to drive around with a license, registration and insurance, when i know they will inevitably hit and kill innocent people?

guess you're against drivers licenses too because you have the right to freely travel? you're the retard

just like the DMV, the license is pointless, anyone can basically get it and it has no impact on your life beyond losing a couple hours every few years. yet, it holds the shittiest people accountable in a way that they get punished

nobody is taking your guns away, basically nobody as even tried, why can't you throw one bone that makes no difference to make everyone happy? the check could be done 1 time, instantly, and then never be done again unless flagged by the feds. you're in the database already so who cares

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Love to see it

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That guy you are responding is a total ass clown to have these sort of stances and being too stupid to see how it is an infringement on your right to own a firearm and not being able to see the government is just going to use this to keep over stepping its boundaries. Holy fuck is that guy dumb.
>we need mental health check enforced by the same government that would call someone mentally ill and hateful for saying there are only 2 genders

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>guess you're against drivers licenses too because you have the right to freely travel? you're the retard

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>guess you're against drivers licenses too because you have the right to freely travel? you're the retard
What a retarded false equivalence. You don't have the inalienable right to drive a car but you do have the inalienable right to own a firearm and defend yourself. That's why you don't need a license to own a firearm in the first place you idiot.

>nobody is taking your guns away, basically nobody as even tried, why can't you throw one bone that makes no difference to make everyone happy? the check could be done 1 time, instantly, and then never
Except all the politicians that have been recorded saying "we are coming for your guns" and all of the gun laws that continue to only further infringe on Americans rights to own firearms and continuesly narrowing down the list of suitable firearms.

>the check could be done 1 time, instantly, and then never be done again unless flagged by the feds. you're in the database already so who cares
Because it's an infringement on the INALIENABLE RIGHTS of Americans and you have the FED a corrupt institution deciding who to flag when they are putting parents on a watch list for not wanting their children to brainwashed queer sex shit. You are fucking way too comfortable handing over your rights to institutions and governments that want to fucking label you a criminal for wrong think...

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It's kind of a low iq thing, he's unable to conceptualize the primary, secondary and tertiary effects of his actions.

>> No.58045744

I'm doing calls on the asset within that etf + buying some amdl

>> No.58045770

It pisses me off beyond all degree because I have these exact same type conversations with the European half of my family and they are just so fucking naive on how any of this shit works. It's literally a surface level understanding how any of this shit works or how constitutional law is supposed to operate and they just repeat msm talking points and are in favor with handing away more of their rights for solution that doesn't fix any of the problems in the first place.

>> No.58045779

So what do I buy? Intel or AMD calls?

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Forgive them for they are ignorant.

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>> No.58045851

Jesus Christ might as well just rape them since you’re going to get convicted no matter what kind of touching you do.

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>I see SPY going to Covid lows
Bears are mentally ill.

>> No.58045899

>South Korea has turned men and women interacting with one another into literally Squid Games

>> No.58045931

You didn't need a license to buy a car, only operate it on public roads

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>you can buy into the remnants of their industry
How do we do that? I'm afraid you'll have to spoonfeed me on this one.

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How many years do we have to make it?

All this AI stuff is progressing way too quickly. I thought I might have a decade but now it feels like I have 2 years tops to buy a home before the importance of money is questioned.

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Are you guys being this disrespectful to the St. Patricks Day crowd right now? I humor you, I entertain you. I post replies to your replies so we can have arguments.

And you completely abandon the pro-Irish thread? This is still a pro-Irish thread. What the fuck were you thinking. Do you want this thread to take a whole 'nother direction?

>> No.58046025

I'm thinking Monday relief rally into Tuesday crab then Wednesday we dump with passion because fedman will become hawkish again

>> No.58046044

>All this AI stuff is progressing way too quickly.
there are technologies that seem new today that we have had for a while now.
I recall this weird internet chat bot on a website that kept trying to convince people the government was keeping it trapped

>> No.58046065

maybe it was trained using prompts typed by Clintons' children trafficing ring victims

>> No.58046080

>this is still pro-Irish thread
No it's not, we left the Irish behind in the last thread. Maybe you should go back with your kind in the thread in the back of the catalog.

>> No.58046114

>that robot stutter
It's okay anon. You aren't part of the cognitive elite. But all this humanoid stuff means you can get your customizable AI waifu onahole bot. Long human degeneracy, as always.

>> No.58046125

>customizable AI waifu onahole bot
I would go all in if such company went public

>> No.58046129

you'll have some time, after the collapse industrial assets will be reallocated to people that supported the winning regime

try and figure out some families that have "taken over" companies (often stolen/just given, and linked to the same position in the previous regime), and when the companies get relisted buy in. Really this just means figuring out what are the main state-owned or 1-owner companies in the countries.

it's a 5-10 year play minimum, but i know people from poland,russia, khazakstan, and lithiuania who basically have played some part in that story.

It can always change I guess, but given that the countries most likely to fall are authoritarian/fake commies i think the pattern would repeat pretty closely

in terms of real-estate, i just stay in touch with some ukranians i know, won't buy thuogh unless i think they're about to win/make peace (value will go up so much after they become EU and get billions in subsidies)

corruption will make sure their companies will do very, very well

>> No.58046131

that video is ironic right

>> No.58046157
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I'm BOBO Tyson
I'm from Northside zone
Twin city /SMG/
That's where I'm from

>> No.58046174

Doesn't seem like it. Search for OpenAI + Figure 01

>> No.58046179

I posted with an orange id, didn't I?

>> No.58046197

least impressive display of robotics i've ever seen, chinkazoid children's toys in 1999 were more advanced

>> No.58046224

It's not about robotics themselves. It's about robot being able to interpret your commands.

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Another day. Relaxing. Saving some money to. Did an inspection of my shower. Checking the caulking/grout. Hey a bit of time and/or a cheap tube of replacement caulk today sure as hell beats seeing mold and rot/falling tile in 10 years. (which leads to a pricey bit of work)

>> No.58046275

>that hip movement
Kek. Can't believe the onahole future is actually coming.
>Hey HermoineMikasaMikuReid_figure1, use your pussy actuators and tighten at two-third girth ratio.

>> No.58046278

Is slurping Nijisanji going to be easy money with the next gap down coming up?

>> No.58046341

you think a black company like anycolour will recover? that egirl ruined them

>> No.58046365

nothing ever happens

>> No.58046373

China already won HK back. They can take TW whenever they want

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I can already see people going out for a dinner with their onaholes kek. I should probably create a restaurant where people can roleplay their cyberpunk fantasies.
I would have chargers, robot dancers and staff there too.
I would collect all tips and couldn't be sued for it, a perfect capitalistic utopia.

>> No.58046418

It's not much compared to existing AI and robotics.
>Self-driving, fake voices, surgical robotics, industrial robotics

>> No.58046444

There is a difference between robots trained to do one repetetive thing and a robot that is trained to do everything. Once it "gets" how the real world works and how theoretical knowledge translates to it, this robot could potentially learn new things unattended, i.e. through user manuals.

>> No.58046449



This is literally using 90's tech for the gait controller, where it has to keep one foot down at all time and treats the other leg as a fixed platform robotic manipulator to take the next step. Literally the same as Asimo. You give it a little push out have it walk in uneven terrain and it will fall down.

This is literally just chatgpt inside an expensive toy. Trying to treat this as some advance in humanoid robotics is a massive swindle.

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You stupid victim. There are 60 million of us. You will not disrespect our holiday. You will not dis-celebrate Saint Patrick.

I am the progenitor of this thread. I started all the arguments. You are only continuing and feeding off of the fumes of the deeds I have made for you.

That being said, I evict you. I inhabit America. I move there. I immigrate there by the millions. We become tens of millions. We become active in the economy. We succeed in business. We have families. We enter the stock market. We learn how to take the bottom of your trades.

And then you get upset with me that you are such a European nonce that you don't know when you've been bested by your Irish-American superiors.

SPY is at 500. What the fuck have you done lately.

>> No.58046480

This is bait

>> No.58046495

Are you black by any chance? Your inability to extrapolate into the future based on the observations in the present tell me you probably are.

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I suggest you go back to your Irish thread then and take all of that gibberish you are spewing with you. I recognize and acknowledge American posters here.

>> No.58046539

Hey guys, it might be bettter to use
then come back here. Since it's more posts there.

>> No.58046553

>This is literally using 90's tech for the gait controller
Wrong. This is using 2020s vaginal controllers, combined with cervix manipulation and clitoris pressure mapping. deepCOOM is undeniable.

>> No.58046576

I just reinvigorated that thread too, you stupid bitch. I am the kino in both threads.

>> No.58046604

>Once this robot "gets how the real world works" it could potentially learn things from user manuals

>> No.58046623

It looks like the fear sell off is done and with so far since their market opened

>> No.58046626

User manual contains information on what each button does. Robot can identify those buttons using image processing. It also knows how to navigate 3d space to move their finger to a button. It can also interpret the manual to predict the result of their actions.
What's so "bruh" about this?

>> No.58046640

>once this robot has achieved ample street cred in the hood and is successfully dealing cocaine on the street for a notorious gang then it's (potentially) time to read up on user manuals of home electronics

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You pro Irish fucks can go back for all I care. That's literally what I want you dip shits to do, go back to your Irish thread.

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but will vtubers and vtuber fans go back to them? I know that the na part of the company is split but people rallied behind dokibird

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>> No.58046770

Why would Biden be nervous? He has done such a stellar job compared to his predecessor. I guess the Maverick knows something we don't.

>> No.58046828

>Bank of Japan to conduct an unscheduled bond buying operation

>> No.58046862

Okay shill me your natty gas and uranium picks bros. AI needs energy so what US based natural gas companies have partnerships with ai / datacenters

>> No.58046878

>UK Rightmove House Prices (M/M) Mar: 1.5% (prev 0.9%)
- Rightmove House Prices (Y/Y): 0.8% (prev 0.1%)

inflation under control

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Post-futes futes

>> No.58046986

NVDA doin lil sumn sumn

>> No.58047002

No, I shill Lrn2NATGASANDOIL, not "just buy this ticket".

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Fucking whores get to advertise on a work friendly board wtf???

>> No.58047022

She looks Indian. Gross.

>> No.58047035

women get away with worse shit, hitting and touching men, imagine a dude arriving to a police station saying "i'm being abused by my girlfriend", he would get laughed, i would laugh too but we should take him seriously lmfao

>> No.58047052

Ad nauseum
1 blocker
windscribe with robert
stop the madness
a multitude of DNS's to go through when you want it on
How the fuck are there still people who see ads?

>> No.58047071

Living in the Permian sucks and FANG is full of unorganized personnel who copy and past reports so nobody really knows what's what.

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I think that I may have found the best chart config.

>> No.58047217
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What do all the lines mean?

>> No.58047324
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I broke it down.

>> No.58047351

Doesn't TOS present IV info as both a percentage and a dollar float amount on options?

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No. I overlayed the actual contract rice.

It shows as the percent, and you can display other things.

But with the Red & Cyan verticle lines you can track when to get into & out of contracts.

on the 5th of may t+1 becomes a thing so if you buy & sell on this upcoming monday, then you get your profit to trade with on tuesday.

>> No.58047559

im call cash and financially bored, this is a top signal, the market is coaxing me in, its a trap, trust me.

>> No.58047575

>its a trap
Which are GAY, btw.

>> No.58047595

Will the JPY ever recover? Last I heard it was at 30 year lows.

>> No.58047633

At least tomboys are the straight man's choice... right, /smg/?

>> No.58047670

depends on how hot they are, 99.9% of them are gay

>> No.58047689

Lmao, 8 months of prison for hugging a coworker. And people say south korea isnt feminist and that feminism has nothing to do with their dead fertility. Feminism kills all nations, people!

>> No.58047694

Women who can't nail a catfish to a board and skin it are to be shunned.
No, ur GAY.

>> No.58047748

The Yen has inched away from the 150+ level which was the zone everyone was scared of. Will take some crazy stuff to get them back towards the 120s

>> No.58047772

Bro you are so fucking dumb and naive. The US courts are ultra fucking corrupt. Like mexico tier. And they ABSOLUTELY do this:
>there aren't abstract "social" or "moral" ideals that lead to convictions
My friend got vanned for guns and they tried him TWICE because a local roastie didn’t like the punishment he got enough the first time. In flagrant disregard of the 5th amendment. When it was brought up by his lawyer the judge said
Screaming like a bluehair dyke from twitter, except it was a white boomer. Figures. They dont give a FUCK about the law in this scumbag third world country.

>> No.58047775

>I like women who look like men
sounds a little gay ngl

>> No.58047785

Alright now for the thread topic: how about we talk some stocks. What should I throw my money into, and how? I need HELP because I’m a FUCKING STUPID NIGGER. So please HELP ME.

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>No. I overlayed the actual contract rice.
Micron is a shitter company that makes shitter ram

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>> No.58047869
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It works with any stock & contract.

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I would love for someone to explain to me how this happened to South Korea so quickly. Wtf is going on over there?

>> No.58047921

How many of you are long/short vs long only? Is it worth the extra hassle to short?

>> No.58047940

The guy likely has dementia

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most dont understand...
when THEY are sure that the bots can safely shot a poor and protect a rich just by "sniffing" the party gonna start

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>American growth exceeds China

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>India's growth was 8.6%

>> No.58047993

post pics and ill let you know

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We're so back.

>> No.58048007

long Tyson foods then? or are we getting more mysterious food processor explosions

>> No.58048012

So do I have this straight
When you retire, you get to withdraw from you 401k
but eventually your 401k will run dry because "withdrawing" is actually selling off stock and you'll run out of stock
so can I just take that money and put it in a HYSA and collect 5% APY and live off interest only and keep all my principle?

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Where's undertaker poster been? We both own Subaru stock and that's great.

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>St Patrick's Day is over
>prepare for Easter Rally

>> No.58048075

you can literally just sell and rebuy that shit in your roth ira lol

>> No.58048097

the entire point is that your portfolio should grow faster than your living expenses.
say you have $1mm in stock, after a year it grows 8% to $1.08mm and you sell $40k. so now you have $1.04mm, and you repeat.
you also don't necessarily need to sell stock: you can sell covered calls, rotate into divvies, etc.

>> No.58048108

>not having exclusively high dividend NATGAS AND OIL stooks in ur 401k

>> No.58048168

>got mogged by the Irish thread

>> No.58048198

why would I rebuy stonks when I'm old and wrinkled and my risk tolerance is 0
the number of stocks you own don't grow, you just need to sell less as it grows in value, but you still sell
if I were gonna go all in on natural resources, I'd pick gold and bury it in my *********

>> No.58048246

>muh gold
Right back to your original issue, retard. Once you sell it it's gone. High dividend stooks will just keep printing while they sit there.

>> No.58048287

>the number of stocks you own don't grow, you just need to sell less as it grows in value
yeah but you won't run out of dollars.

>> No.58048307

reminder that nowadays you dont really own the stock.
just a iou slipper

>> No.58048316

>he thinks I'm selling the gold
lmao retard, I'm minting my own currency and backing it up with the gold
but when I'm 65 I'm spending those dollars on women 40 years younger than me

>> No.58048352

Don't feed the animals.

>> No.58048398

>thinks he's a character from a movie or show

>> No.58048447

after careful consideration, I've decided the best choice is to move to a third world country that's cheap to live in so I can make minimum withdrawals and live like a king

>> No.58048484

so what are futures doing? I rely on /smg/ for all my financial information

>> No.58048494

The locals will make a maximum withdrawal and no one will help you. The authorities will shrug and say

>> No.58048504


Not the old man lmfao.

>> No.58048517

to be fair we are headed for South Africa here. gate community and private security will be a must.

>> No.58048528

Have you considered taking out a near 0% interest loan against it that your divvy yielding account would pay off each month?

>> No.58048530


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NVDA sisters, what's gonna happen tomorrow?

>> No.58048565

>old and wrinkles at 60
Why do you fucks die so young

>> No.58048592


>> No.58048593

One of you fucking faggots scammed me into buying LUNR
I hate you

>> No.58048612

I bought a single share at $5.80 for fun but sold 5 minutes later when it hit $5.75. NOPE. Not dealing with that shit.

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during which peak

>> No.58048627

short any cybersecurity company that isnt swi, crwd, or panw

>> No.58048631

what shitcoin is that?

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>One of you fucking faggots scammed me into buying LUNR
Probably rocker. He never has good picks, but is always the loudest about it.

>> No.58048649

that second one hasnt paid off yet

>> No.58048653

TSM to the moon this week, surely.

>> No.58048654

what about NET? (Cloudflare)

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BurgerFi will *NOT* pay off.
NYCB has also *NOT* paid off. I know what your average is, fatso.

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they will continue to make money. At this point I just think of them as an extension of the feds rather than a component of a free market

>> No.58048797

Are we SQQQ bros safe? Tired of jumping on the wrong boat again.

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>company Cerebras(private, f.2015)
>in partnership with Qualcomm(QCOM), and AMD, G42
>making wafer scale/size chipsets for AI/LLM
>new chip called WSE-3
>part of Condor Galaxy (36 exaflop super computer cluster)
>4 trillion transistors
>900 000 cores
>5nm tsmc process
>125 petaflop AI compute
>purpose - mitigate gpu to gpu latency
>?only company/tech adhering to Moore's Law?
>possible PUBLIC LISTING 2024




>> No.58048894

>>purpose - mitigate gpu to gpu latency
I don't know much about computer engineering, but what exact kind of space magic are they using for this? SLI bridges and discreet multi gpu support (needs dx12u) hasn't effectively made mine or others' gaming lives any better.

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webm related is you when both of those picks crater in share price

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I posted the irish thread. Why did op make a new thread while mine was still up?

don't start your car tonight

>> No.58048963

dont know how its done at server scale but hooking up thousands of chips creates inefficiencies, latency. this is the purpose of going wafer scale. i think this company Cerebras could be a potential nvda killer or at least a potential player grabbing market share.
this new tech is more purpose built for AI compute at scale. cheaper, faster, more efficient. basically btfo nvda

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>hasn't effectively made mine or others' gaming lives any better
because no game needs to transfer terabytes of data between GPUs, that shit is only used with LLMs (so far)
>space magic
afaik it's direct connections between the GPU I/O dies
also don't forget latency != throughput

>> No.58049031

>bloomberg:AAPL has talks with GOOGLE about use of Gemini for their Iphones

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LMAO at the demise of men who follow western ways

>> No.58049075

gemini is trash though

>> No.58049082

Yes, that is why it is a double whammy. AAPL sucks without it and now they want a rival's product that gigasucks

>> No.58049097

Reddit IPO this week. Thoughts?

>> No.58049122

God I want Doki to step on my face with her feet all day

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>he didnt inverse plebbit once they started having daily TSM shill threads

>> No.58049146

>AI bubble


>> No.58049176

im guessing the giga crash will happen within the 2 weeks of its IPO.

>> No.58049226

Not for coding and technical help. I have compared them and Gemini is now my primary and GPT-4 is my backup. I would not be surprised if other areas outside what I said have them trading blows but I think GPT-4 is still a little bit more user friendly.

>> No.58049286

I don't think the japanese suits left buying and holding large amount of shares care about the western rep of Njisanji or Anycolor. They only care about the fact that for now it's still making a lot of money according to the meeting.

>> No.58049352

pump, than dump when everyone's reminded that it's reddit

>> No.58049358

>Oil literally sitting at 81$ and waiting for EU open
I thought this fuckin market is forwardlooking. If it was that, the market would have realized 1-2 months ago, that Oil and especially gasoline wouldn't stop and completely fuck up the CPI.

>6 cuts
How can these people call themselves professionals?

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it's too late. they've been around since facebook and they're NOW going public lol. go to reddit. even they advise not going in on it. the only thing they can do really is bring back Reddit Golds and pay those faggots in crypto or NFTs. and prepare for more censored boards. all the banned reddit boardfags rotate to here or discord anyways. also, everything will be littered with unavoidable ads. it'll be a $12 crab stonk for 12 years and bottom out like myspace and napster

>> No.58049385

>40 hours of sexual violence education
Amnesty should be doing something about this clear form of torture.

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If i merely 3x i could sell everything buy jepq and retire... im doing 1.5x my monthly expenses as the goal. Thought process is firstly to cover taxes. Right now it would be 14.12% effective for my goal I figure I'll leave some room for tax hikes (inevitable with an aging population in a western nation) and still be able to DRIP back 3% to keep up with inflation and as long as jepq doesn't implode I should be fine.

That's the thesis anyway.

The sooner I can quit slaving the better honestly fuck all of this. Fuck working. Fuck niggers and jews. Fuck society. I want to lock myself away forever and get paid just to exist so bad and as soon as possible.

How are you all doing?

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I just got done shooting pool against a drunk guy who was pretty decent and won 200 off of him but that is shit because we were betting 200 a game and I was up 800. I got too fucking excited at the thought of winning a grand on shioting pool. FUCK FUCKING FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT WAY TOO FUCKING EXCITED THERE AND LOST 3 GAMES IN A ROW 1 GAME SHORT OF A GRAND!!!!!!!!!

I know in the grand scheme of things that isn't a lot of money but God damn it I wanted bragging rights.

>> No.58049543

>Drunk guy
The house always wins

>> No.58049600

>austria +0,7% mom
>+4,2 yoy after 4,3%

>> No.58049608


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kek reddit is going to get worse I haven't even considered that

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I won though, I still walked away with 200. I'm just fucking depressed I had 800 in my fucking pocket and I was one away from the grand. He accused the waitresses of taking 400 from him but I immediately told him no they didn't. He lost track of how much money he was betting because my buddy made 200 off of him too. When my friend called it quits I jumped in and said I was going to take him to the cleaners and I fucking got hit with the nerves 200 short of a grand. This feeling I'm feeling like now is how I feel sometimes with my trades when I make money but could have made so much more. I'm just trying to blow it off because man I'm so pissed at myself. My buddies who were watching still enjoyed the show though and congratulated me. I offered the dude an uber because he was too drunk to drive home but he got himself one. Dude confessed to me his wife tossed him out of the house so he is just drunk as shit and trying to take his mind off of it so he ubered back to his motel.

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How does Ireland manage to have 2,7% inflation in january with that GDP growth, kek

>> No.58049658

gj on taking advantage. Guess the jews are doing only what you'd do anyways, but you are just mad, that you aren't the winning ones.

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>another japanese creator that made my childhood passed away
Alright, depressive puts on LULU, FDX, NKE, FIVE, MU.

>> No.58049680

I mean I still won just not that much. The guy wasn't a bad pool player and he is probably used to coming in and stomping players but he got in over his head on this one. Don't feel sorry for him though he was trying to do the dirtiest shit while playing and mad shit talking. I don't really care when players talk shit, sometimes it even helps me but he even talked shit to the waitresses.

>> No.58049694

>dirtiest shit while playing and mad shit talking. I don't really care when players talk shit, sometimes it even helps me but he even talked shit to the waitresses

Who knows, he might even won't remember. I also had a few occassions I was so drunk I have no memory, but I still was "operating" as I was walking around outside or even dancing. No memory, suddenly *click* and I see a girl in front of me dancing with me, my hands on her hips. Alcohol is so fuckin weird, it's worse than other drugs, though I haven't tried psychadelics.

>> No.58049749

>most issues will fix themselves (slowly) over time as productivity inevitably increases

We've already reached peak productivity with our current tech. Robots with AGI aren't happening anytime soon.

>> No.58049793

Yeah this dude definitely had some liquid courage in him but a lot of the shit he was doing was totally uncalled for. Even when a player is playing dirty I put up with it because I'm confident enough with myself. Skill wise I'm definitely up there in my city with only a handful of players I wouldn't gamble against because they are literal pros and semi pros. I love it when a roadster (an average pool shark who tries to make money going from pool hall to pool hall) walks in and realizes half way in the game he is on over his head. There was some methed out roadster that came up to me and asked to play one game for 500 and I let him break first and after his turn was over while I was running out the table and finishing it my first turn he immediately stops with a cold sweat going "wait--how good are you?" and I couldn't help but smile and say it's too late now for cold feet. He lost his shit gave me 500 stomped out and I gave the waittress a 50 dollar tip. I joke to this day my game is meth proof because meth heads do really pull off some crazy shit sometimes, if it's on the pool table or just on the streets.

>> No.58049856

get an adblocker bro

>> No.58049863

I don't know what you mean by playing dirty, since I'm not playing pool. But the behaviour of those guys sounds shitty and they seem to be actively looking for weaker opponents for the sake of making money.

>> No.58049870

That's an actually interesting ad.

>> No.58049902

Extremely bullish, buying at open

>> No.58049909

This guy committed a couple of fouls that would have forfieted his turn and he would do shots and "accidentally" move the balls around hitting some other balls with his cue stick in order make it harder on me. He would immediately go back to shooting very controlled and precise when he needed and did sloppy shots to move balls and give himself an advantage. It was so obvious even the waittresses were side eye'ing him. There was a time where he even picked up the cue ball and moved it because he "though I said ball in hand," and at that point its a foul and should be my turn. He was just using that as an excuse to move the cue ball in a better spot to give himself an easier shot but he still missed. I was trying not to get into a fight with the guy because I didn't want him to leave because I knew he was good for his money. All that on top of some his stupid shit talking to everyone.

>> No.58049976

Oh ok, that's how you cheat.

>DAX straight pump in 25 minutes.
>It's all the meme companies
>Vonovia, Zalando, Sartorius, Siemens Energy, Covestro, Infineon, Continental
What a fuckin GAY market

>> No.58049995
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Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. This is financial advice.

>> No.58050016

>Nyoohhhh my kike asset doesn't have the face I wanted to spend the next 4 years looking at!
I despise you. I despise everybody who votes at all.

>> No.58050017

Shorting SMCI here

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Fucl you and fuck Biden, financially speaking.

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And yeah pool sharks do go looking for weaker opponents to play and get money off of but I have faced some of the best in the country and even in the world in some of these tournaments and the friends I shoot with are super competitive players as well and we often times gamble each other and go looking for tournaments to make money off of so I always feel confident when someone comes up asking me to gamble. So far for 2024 I'm up over 3,300 in cash from gambling. Last year I made 10k off of this hobby (I have a job that I make a real living off of) but I'm still learning to get better. I love it because it's like hard flex for a pool player to throw out his money clip from gambling on top of tournament money for the picture of the winner to show to everyone else yeah I'm that good. Me and my buddies love doing that shit and competing with each other who finishes up with the most at the end of year. Sadly my wad of cash doesn't come close to some of my friends who are pros and semi pros but fuck is the grind ridiculous.

>> No.58050180

Nvideo dies today

>> No.58050205

>He's not shorting the STI ponzi in pre-market for free money

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Based, vooters get the rope.

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>> No.58050251

Did the fuckin EU cpi leak? It's all rate sensitive companies that are pumping.

I said it last thursday. I chickened out of my shorts. I knew this isn't a good spot to short though it was the right moment. Said to wait the weekend. Look at this, man, almost 8k.

Fed is gonna throw cocoa out of the PPI.
>PCE it was matters
>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

Substitute Cocoa

>> No.58050254

for me, it's the smell of feembrap

buy natural gas

>> No.58050263

I wanted to read up on cocoa over the weekend and forgot about it, lol

>> No.58050295

>+0,6 CPI EU mom
>+0,8% CORE CPI EU mom
Yeah, yoy is low, but that is the YOY effect. You can't cut with +0,6 mom

>> No.58050302

Bullish. Been worried about my Alphabet shares lately with all this woke shit going on. Glad that Tim Apple isn't concerned.

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literal +30$ dump in 1 sec

>> No.58050449

What's next? Requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster!!!

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>Have my income taxed
>Employer has to pay taxes on the money he's giving me
>Have my already taxed income taxed again when I buy goods and services
>The store I buy taxed goods from has to pay taxes on the taxed goods I buy with my taxed income
>The store employees have their income, which is my triple taxed income, taxed again

Why is nobody, and I mean normies, talking about the government robbing them clean? I'll keep track on every tax I pay next month and I bet the total tax burden is over 70% if you include VAT etc.
HOW the fuck is my government broke if every Dollar gets taxed three times before it changes hands, where it gets taxed three times again?

>> No.58050531

>and I mean normies, talking about the government robbing them clean?
They are ignorant that's why.

>> No.58050539

Because it's doesn't matter. If you paid less in taxes costs of goods and services would just fill it's place. The extra value you got would get inflated away anyway

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Wtf is wrong with the Nasdaq niggers this morning? My data feed from them has all my charts fucked up. FIX THIS YOU ASSNIGGERFAGGOTKIKES

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With the US coming online cocoa will probably go to 8100-8200 to then dump back 8000 after some spikepump

Meanwhile picrel contribute just 5 billion

>> No.58050600

>$271 Billion
>$567 Billion
This doesn't seem sustainable.

>> No.58050647

jay is going to just shut the fucking door to the markets, inflation is being sticky.
>please wait a while before making a post

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>Because it's doesn't matter.

>> No.58050724

Are anybody else's charts and level 2 completely broken this morning?

>> No.58050783

calls today 4 me

>> No.58050800

anal sex bros, how we smellin'

>> No.58050814

of a sweet sweet 10x cocoa long

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Green week or slaughter?

>> No.58050825

When I turn 60 I'm going to Prague/Budapest and I'm gonna FUCK, oh yeah I'm gonna DESTROY ASS, unleashing my pent up anal fixated rage upon young SLUTS.
Yes this is financially related.

>> No.58050840

imagine the smell, thoughever

>> No.58050869

>US futas
>S&P daily looks like NVIDIA daily
lol, it this bullshti again

>> No.58050928


>> No.58050946

>TSLA raising prices
>Yeah now people sure are more likely to buy that car that you sell for more but will depreciate in value as fast as others already did

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>all data of friday forgotten again
>oil + oil products rising ignored
This is maxpain trade. They will do this til everybody and his mother goes long

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those countries seem to be popular with old white man / white teen porn. i'm talking 10/10 teens too. i guess the teen's parents aren't as offended seeing her get railed by an old coot verses a gang of nigerian niggers. they probably think it's funny and cute like germans think scat porn is funny, but i know in eastern europe anal porn is the most popular porn there is. why???? i dunno. to each his own i guess. personally, i like staring at a girl's butthole (if she doesn't have hemorrhoids) while i do her doggy instead of just plugging my cock in her ass and seeing her blown out baloney hole just sitting there like a sea snail that just got blasted by a 12 gauge shotgun

>> No.58050976

we are so back

>> No.58050981

>cars depreciate a lot
whoa that's a crazy new development in the automobile market
also the buzz around FSD 12.3 is likely playing a role in the pump as well

>> No.58050998

EV's are depreciating a lot faster. CEO of Hertz stepped down because they lost so much money due to them investing that much into EV

>> No.58051079

More like they lost money because they were charging premium vehicle prices to rent them

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Tesla's are the apple of vehicles. Overpriced garbage with a shiny case.

>> No.58051104

>S&P Futures right where when friday market opened
LOL, gonna tell me this isn't bots?

That too, high prices, no demand

>> No.58051114

That is actually Bethesda's style. Musk learned from Todd Howard

>> No.58051134
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EV bubble go pop. wow. never saw that one coming. elon musk thinks he's the michael saylor of EV cars by saying no to petrol, but he's just kidding himself. TSLA is going to be an under-$100-stonk if he doesn't save the company and produce hybrid teslas at least

>> No.58051135

nvda 940 EOD?

>> No.58051147

Fallout 76 was a hilarious disaster.

>> No.58051169

I won't forget my stop loss this time around

>> No.58051170

Why the fuck are we pumping?

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>SIGA up 50% in the last week

>> No.58051185

Were people excited about a tent with no privacy?

>> No.58051204

>Hannover RE
>huge profit
>1,8 billion
>paid 26 million taxes, 500 million less than 2022
>insurance for natural disasters in Bermuda located
>a lot of revenue was made in taxhavens

It is literally picrel>>58050575
This is so fuckin bad

>> No.58051206

Rich liberals will buy anything that is perceived as trendy.

>> No.58051210

I wish I knew the current state of futures
If only someone posted a humorous webm

>> No.58051225


Was gonna sell my ETF today since I am making so much more in crypto, might hold off this is a big poompa.

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i'm no applefag but i never heard of apple delaying a model for 5 years LMAO. there's even a Cyberbeast that was supposed to be released last year which is like the premium version of the already outdated Cybertruck. they look too similar. this is giving me dodge charger / challenger vibes. not good for tesla, tsk tsk plus every time there's a hotshot hp spec leak of the cybertruck or beast, both Ford and Rivian just scoff at elon and beat his specs easy, however no redneck wants none of those shits. the only market demographic will be some wealthy, midwest hipster camper if they actually exist. good luck with that

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I let reddit FUD me out off it

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NATGAS bros...

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>> No.58051307

he looks so powerful in this image

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Here is a new photo 4 u

>> No.58051449

This makes no difference, all that matters is that it finds a solid enough support floor ramp to repeat range trade. Where the range is doesn't matter at all.

>> No.58051475

Awww lil babby just learned about taxes huh? Cute. Your government isn't broke lmao. What you should be actually upset about is that your taxes aren't getting you high quality, free education and healthcare. Or public transportation.

>> No.58051531

Why did you fags bake early again

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thanks baker anen

>> No.58051619

Women are so stupid

>> No.58052231

>In the end, americans come together for the country,
If DC got Nuked I would host a bbq celebration not rush to the recruiting office.

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>> No.58052413

Joke of a country, he’s 79 years old.

>> No.58052449

Asia is a continent full of insecure people with something to prove, they jump to extremes. South Korea wanted to emulate the success of the West and did so the quickest way, through emulating all of the negative aspects of modern Western society

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helo biz, i put in $154 in VUSA every month, but based on a 5 minute google search, i decided to also put in $22 in VFEM and NDIA emerging markets
is this a good idea or

also i wanna fucking kill myself for selling solana last year because i would've literally been up 100%

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this is why i shoplift every time, i am not fucking paying 19% VAT on my already taxed salary

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are you ready now? to witness a dump not seen for thousands of bars?

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I've been using webull forever but they finally took away my live options data for free and it's kind of irritating me. Has fidelity caught up for degenerate trading? Was thinking of moving my portfolio over since fidelity basically controls everything else I own.

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>> No.58053004

betting against japan is stupid. historically they have been tech leaders. they are down right now, but that's the nature of the tech industry. whatever the case you need to be in it to win it and indonesia and brazil will never be in the tech markets. besides that japan has strong entertainment, finance, and tourism industries. I don't think it will grow but it will hold it's position. solid blue chip country, better than america.
india had solid growth potential. historically they have done well. they are politically and economically isolated from fluctuations in america and china so that makes them a solid hedge. indians are world famous for their talents in tech, medicine, and humor. they have a lot of people, and a large wealthy diaspora that will eventually want to go back to india to buy real estate.
indonesia and brazil are bad bets because they will be destroyed by climate change. you would be better of investing in mongolia. russia is a solid option as well. the russian economy is artificially being held back by western economic warfare. putin won't be around forever though. once he's dead there's a good chance the next guy will be their xiaoping

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i am not necessarily betting against japan, but hasnt their stock market been literally stagnant for like, 30 years?

im only putting some hope in india china, which VFEM mainly focuses on realistically

>> No.58053127

ES sub 5000

>> No.58053137

How accurate has this particular analyst been for previous predictions? That's the first question I would want answered before I rely on anything they pretend to know about 2050

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no. don't let memes control your trading decisions.

>> No.58053209

When will the ramifications of outsourcing and outright importing of Indians be felt?

>> No.58053894

5 dollars

>> No.58053914

hopefully by the time I want to retire in 2053.
and honestly outsourcing companies like Cognizant are already shutting down contracts to hire cheaply in India. Playtika, whose CEO makes 53 MILLION dollars a year shut down a whole department in Romania to hire asians

>> No.58054428

Too many /smg/ up right now. Gotta put this one to the archives.
faggot, stop baking early.

>> No.58054447

But what sucks, I'm going to be killiing off this thread for another 10 minutes with this fucking cooldown timer.
There is nothing to be done.
The markets need to heal, or die, or crab, whatever, and too many SMG make the anon confused.

>> No.58054461

More than 2 is a bad omen

>> No.58054464

Seriously, AAPL is over-rated. NVDA is overrated.
Everything is over-rated. You should be investing in buying your own tool building equipment and getting real skills, and instead you're trying to get multiples on fake notes that only leave you dependent on people who hate your guts.

>> No.58054477

This thread is moving so slow, Warren Buffett would approve of buying it.
You guys are practically advertising META with this lazy sht.

>> No.58054492

I rollled up the /biz/catalog#s=smg
Not two, not three
SEVEN FUCKING SMG two of them NEAR BUT NOT PAST bump limit.

Insulting. I can't even begin to guess where I should go shit on Rocker.
That's SAVE, because I bet he already sold.

>> No.58054509

Peace, blissful peace, this thread retires at.

>> No.58054766

>posts inspection day pics in bump limited thread

>> No.58055039

> shit on Rocker
Why? He calls out early bakers and thread splitters.

>> No.58055080

How do I achieve this?

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