/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58043279]

Baileys In My Coffee Edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
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https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>58036293

[Anonymous No.58043345]

>>58043279
>France isn't French anymore
>Germany isn't Germany anymore
>Ireland isn't Irish anymore

[Anonymous No.58043359]

>>58043345

[Anonymous No.58043363]

>>58043279
Get fucked papists

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58043395]

>he didn't buy LAAC

[Anonymous No.58043407]

>>58043345

[Anonymous No.58043409]

can someone explain why it all hasnt collapsed yet

[Anonymous No.58043431]

>>58043395
Walt Disney's EPCOT is unironically the future. Our sons and daughters will know company slogans by heart and tune (they already do).

[Anonymous No.58043433]

>>58043409
people keep buying things
people don't refuse to enter the workforce

[Anonymous No.58043434]

>>58043409
Big pump on Monday. Wednesday is when it all crashes.

[Anonymous No.58043444]

>>58043409
Collapse is pure fantasy, drawn out of our desire to be freed from the guilt of living in the decrepit societies which we cannot repair. Post-apocalypse is a dream, where centuries of sins are already paid for, and people can begin afresh. Mad Max is unrealistically utopian.

[Anonymous No.58043453]

>>58043409
>imagine doubting human nature
If you can't predict things, look at the things that don't change over the course of human history. Read BH Liddell Hart.

[Anonymous No.58043467]

previous thread word cloud

[Anonymous No.58043470]

>>58043467
>nigger-might

[Anonymous No.58043482]

>>58043444
this is all true. a rebirth would unironically make people feel better. mental illness would go down and people would find purpose again.

[Anonymous No.58043497]

>>58043467
>straight guy called life dumb
>soxl made crypto
>stock getting glow
>soxs admit price always faggot
Keep doing these, they are comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.58043516]

>>58043467
>Jewish becoming legal desire

[Anonymous No.58043529]

>>58043467
>president hate cathie

[Anonymous No.58043545]

>>58043444
the sentiment "it can't be repaired" is self-fulfilling

[Anonymous No.58043557]

>>58043467
INFLATION
RATE
NIGGERS
I
G
G
R
S

[Anonymous No.58043565]

>>58043409
The last time literally all of it collapsed was in the Bronze Age. The market could dump 99% tomorrow and it wouldn't be a collapse. A nuclear war could start in an hour and it wouldn't be a collapse.

[Anonymous No.58043573]

>>/biz/thread/51475693

>/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Fri, Sep 16, 2022

Any correct predictions?

[Anonymous No.58043598]

>>58043426
years ago I watched the first episode of the anime and decided to stop watching because I enjoyed what I saw so much I wanted to play the game first. Which version do I get?

[Anonymous No.58043599]

the bloodbath ordeal is a top signal
screencap this post - monday is a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.58043634]

>>58043598
Get the original S;G, and S;G 0 if you really want to. The "elite" version isn't worth the additional money. 0 is fun for what it is but the writing isn't quite as good as the original VN and the anime adaptation was kinda dogwater.

[Anonymous No.58043659]

>>58043598
Adding to >>58043634 there's a translation patch some people made that fixes some things up.

[Anonymous No.58043691]

>>58043467
When you have an exceptionally green day:
>almost Jew maybe

[Anonymous No.58043693]

Baggie's gookfu was supposed to have surgery Friday and I followed the threads the whole time I was b& and he never showed.

[Anonymous No.58043701]

>>58043573
>>>/biz/thread/51475693
>barely any AI goyslop
Only correct predictions were SOXL, inflation faggots, interest rate faggots, and AI trannies.

[Anonymous No.58043714]

>>58043691
kek

[Anonymous No.58043721]

TSLAsisters...are we baggies?

[Anonymous No.58043728]

>>58043573
So much fun looking that shit over.

[Anonymous No.58043753]

>>58043279
>boomer certificates

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58043762]

>>58043693
>implying baggie's wife is real

[Anonymous No.58043769]

>>58043721
>He didn't go in on or hold NVDA
Bet you don't even have holdings in AMD

[Anonymous No.58043791]

Gday mates

[Anonymous No.58043799]

>>58043573
No

[Anonymous No.58043829]

>>58043573
Boeing will again experience mass embarrassment. Rev up your puts!

[Anonymous No.58043836]

I wish a black man would force me gay.

[Anonymous No.58043837]

>>/biz/thread/51473983#p51474065

Look at this call. He nailed it and all the replies were negative lol.

[Anonymous No.58043844]

>>58043762
>implying those perfect beautiful titties are fake

[Anonymous No.58043869]

>>58043769
I do have NVIDIA doe, no AMD

[Anonymous No.58043886]

>>58043837
>calling the bottom before Oct
>nailed it

[Anonymous No.58043901]

TSMbros, is it over for us?

[Anonymous No.58043908]

>>58043279
Since I realized Ireland taxes ETFs at 41% and forces you to sell every 8 years.

I no longer want to live here.

Low taxes are just for corporations not for the retail investor.

[Anonymous No.58043921]

TLRY is a 10 bagger under 2

[Anonymous No.58043942]

>>58043409
Line go up, simple as

[Anonymous No.58043950]

>>58043279
Rocker mentioned me in his latest video. Is this what making it feels like?

[Anonymous No.58043952]

sometimes, x is an act of far greater power than y

[Anonymous No.58043995]

grok released its LLMussy in its bio

[Anonymous No.58044009]

Msft bros.....

[Anonymous No.58044024]

>>58043950
One time I was TWO of his "based posters" list (Elvis and Little House on the Prairie) and yes, (You) have just gotten a little taste of the absolute bottom of the absolute peak of all humanity.

[Anonymous No.58044032]

>>58043952
You're saying NVDA crab corrects until November. I say I agree

[Anonymous No.58044039]

Are you people and robots ready for a Black Monday?

I hope you loaded your govt bonds last Friday.

[Anonymous No.58044041]

>>58043950
you could have just tipped someone on twitch and gotten the same dopamine pump

[Anonymous No.58044054]

>>58043952
I gently but firmly disagree

[Anonymous No.58044062]

>>58043942
I strongly dislike the government and the fed if that needs to be specified since it is supposedly run by the banks or some shit

[Anonymous No.58044118]

>hes going to sell on monday when its 4 days of unveilings
think about it anon 5% instead of 2%

[Anonymous No.58044153]

I bought X.

[Anonymous No.58044186]

>>58044153
I would only buy it if I knew the NIPS wouldn't wind up getting it. I'm more of a NUEman.

[Anonymous No.58044195]

>>58044153
are we back to shilling steel again?

[Anonymous No.58044248]

>>58044195
I won't cop, but iron is looking cheap

[Anonymous No.58044259]

is there a way on TradingView or some other software to have it chart historical PE ratios for each company? Or other metrics?

[Anonymous No.58044360]

>>58043921
Explain

[Anonymous No.58044397]

>>58043409
It's all bullshit, and it's bad for you.

[Anonymous No.58044412]

>>58043345
shouldn't that be 'german anymore'?
germany is still germany

[Anonymous No.58044423]

ADT is THE illegal immigration play for the next 10 years. Others include WU, MO.

[Anonymous No.58044429]

>>58044259
For TV there's a tab for financials when you go to the indicators section.

[Anonymous No.58044434]

alright, so if I want to bet on a huge electricity demand surge due to "AI, lmao", which ticker is most likely to benefit from that? is it gonna be the glowie miners or the actual suppliers like plug?

[Anonymous No.58044441]

>>58044429
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.58044445]

>>58044434
Plug is worthless no offense. Utilities, copper, iron, oil companies at good valuations. XOM if you have a dick big enough to own it.

[Anonymous No.58044463]

Does anybody have that list that shows all the politicians that are beating the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.58044470]

>>58043444
dreamers desire to get SPY 250 but its never going to happen. if anything you'll be paying 550 per share EOY

[Anonymous No.58044498]

>>58044423
>ADT
it's the play until elections, after trump wins and the border is filled with lazer alligators it will dump

[Anonymous No.58044538]

What's the latest regarding CHIP Act subsidies for TSM? Are we still expecting big news before the end of March?

[Anonymous No.58044604]

>>58044434
NATGAS AND UTES
son,
NATGAS AND UTES

[Anonymous No.58044613]

>>58043728
And if you just bought nvda calls you would have added three zeros or more to your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.58044618]

>>58044434
>>58044604
Oh, and
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

[Anonymous No.58044626]

>>58044434
you should research a few tickers and get the late night /smg/ gypsy to do some readings

[Anonymous No.58044707]

>>58044423
>ADT
I'd definitely buy if it closes that gap at $5.13 first.

[Anonymous No.58044720]

>>58044618
BTU? HNRG?

[Anonymous No.58044727]

New bread
>>58044673
>>58044673
>>58044673
>>58044673
Fuck the Irish

[Anonymous No.58044744]

The sanctions because of the war between russia and ukraine have cost me a low 5-figure amount of money and my slavic gf
I'll forever be seething , if I can't have her back at least open up the russian stock market ffs

>>58044727
I'll always support the irish if it makes the brits seethe

[Anonymous No.58044746]

>BOJ intervention
>fed meeting after consecutive hot inflation reports
>everything and specially tech is overbought as shit
>oil and XLE flying up
This feels like a repeat of July 2023 but even worse. We're at that exact same crossroads where line go up euphoria meets the macro chicken coming back to roost.
Is it time?

[Anonymous No.58044754]

>>58044727
bro we are going like 1 post an hour here

[Anonymous No.58044765]

it's over

[Anonymous No.58044774]

>>58044746
Just because inflation is going up doesn't mean the fed is allowed to back out on their promises. The markets would be furious if Jpow lied about rape cuts.

[Anonymous No.58044781]

>>58044754
Good then we will recycle this bread maybe tomorrow. Everyone into the new bread though
>>58044673
>>58044673
>>58044673

[Anonymous No.58044785]

Uhm, my tarot reading for tomorrow's market day is not looking too good guys.

[Anonymous No.58044799]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58044813]

>>58044785
Its kay. We rolled hierophant to navigate us thru tmmrow.

[Anonymous No.58044821]

THA FUTURES ARE COMING
>THA FUTURES ARE COMING
THA
FUTURES
ARE
COMING

[Anonymous No.58044830]

>>58044774
He didn't technically lie. He just said they will act according to muh data. Back in November/December muh data suggested we were good to cut, but now with the latest reports they may even consider hiking more.
The market didn't give a shit and just went up non-stop for months, consumer remained strong, company earnings were pretty good last quarter. All of this played into muh safe landing narrative, but in reality it was all signs that the economy was still too strong and they didn't hike enough, and now we're seeing the result.

[Anonymous No.58044893]

>there's 600k people beginning to starve to death now in gaza, (a grown, healthy man can last 60-70 days before dying), many of them children, picking weeds in ditches for their only meals.
how do i profit off this? israeli victory soon?

[Anonymous No.58044909]

>>58044830
Anon it was satire of the market delusions. Realistically the PPI accelerating again is partially due to services inflation remaining sticky and the goods deflation trend ending as energy prices stop declining 8% or more a month. I doubt we are in for a rate bump but the world's too disrupted by the Ukraine/Houthi conflict so rates will need to stay higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.58044943]

>>58043467
>try future economy maybe
Woah someone give me a philosophy degree and youtube channel

[Anonymous No.58044969]

>Baking this early
You people disgust me.

[Anonymous No.58045000]

Momday's buys:
>VOO DCA
>nothing else

[Anonymous No.58045120]

>>58044969
That literally nothing from Rocker. We have seen how you live, you fucking fat trash monkey. You sleep on the floor like an animal.

[Anonymous No.58045128]

is bullish for NVDA? TSLA?

[Anonymous No.58045149]

>>58044727
I posted a bunch of times in that thread because I am the Irish and fuck you.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58045164]

>>58045128
Musk is such a salty little bitch.

[Anonymous No.58045171]

FUTES IN SHAMBLES

[Anonymous No.58045189]

>>58045164
He is. He is way overusing Twitter. It's not embarassing because I've done the same. I've got caught up in Twitter. But he fucking bought the shit. There is no one above him to stop him from his addiction. It's gay at this point.

I hope he has a fucking prediction for when he can step off the platform and get back to business. He's literally building spaceships. Sold TSLA at 230 and made plenty of little scalps over the past few years so I appreciate Musk.

[Anonymous No.58045229]

two fuckin threads again

Unicef confirms 13k dead children in gaza. GJ Israel, wow. Those were all HAMAS.

>Unicef director Russell
>We haven't seen that rate of death among children in almost any other conflict in the world," UNICEF Executive Director Catherine Russell told CBS News'

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.58045232]

>>58045120
>>58045120
I have a bed and you've seen it. I only sleep downstairs on the cold months chud. I'll make a note and shame you in my next video. Keep getting mouthy and ill make some phonecalls and DDOS attack this general and you won't be able to post here

[Anonymous No.58045239]

>>58043573
People were generally incredibly bearish on NVDA. Some geniuses saw the truth tho(no, not me sadly).

[Anonymous No.58045254]

>>58045229
Don't make it political. There are two threads because there is enthusiasm

[Anonymous No.58045261]

>>58043467
>many nigger
yep, that about sums up the last thread

[Anonymous No.58045282]

Can this market not once not pump on open for no reason?

[Anonymous No.58045305]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58045456]

>>58044893
they still have lebanon to deal with. and if rafah actually gets attacked then egypt will probably chimp out and absolutely fuck up israel.
>yom kippur
that was 60 years ago and lasted two weeks.
>can i profit?
nope, jews only. undercover reporters already caught jews in synagogues illegally selling real estate in gaza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GItm5d82Ti8
some of it is in french tho.

[Anonymous No.58045566]

Where the FUCK did all the futures posters go?? How am I supposed to know what the market is doing if a bunch of people aren't sperging out here???

[Anonymous No.58045578]

>>58043908
What? Is it 41% of your profits?

[Anonymous No.58045596]

>>58045566
>futures

[Anonymous No.58045630]

>Futures
It is over for Biden niggers

[Anonymous No.58045660]

>>58045566
They'll be here tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58045665]

>>58045566
All I care about is NATGAS AND OIL.

[Anonymous No.58045670]

>>58045456
>they still have lebanon to deal with. and if rafah actually gets attacked then egypt will probably chimp out and absolutely fuck up israel.
lebanon is barely a unified state, the hamas affiliated south is as much a threat to lebanon itself as it is to israel. they have a higher violence capital than the lebanese army, which gives them influence.

>less than 50% muslim, overrun by syrian refugees, worthless currency
their central bank governor was dubbed 'worst in the world'

[Anonymous No.58045679]

>>58045456
>>58045670

[Anonymous No.58045722]

>>58044434
XEL

[Anonymous No.58045775]

>>58045670
should have clarified that i meant hezbollah, not the actual lebanese goverment/army. everything else is accurate though.

[Anonymous No.58045850]

natural gASS bros we're back!

[Anonymous No.58046022]

>>58043467
I always loved these things.

[Anonymous No.58046103]

Any RXRX chads ready for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58046207]

>>58043453
so basically kikes?

[Anonymous No.58046383]

>>58043598
>>58043634
>The "elite" version isn't worth the additional money
But it's the only way to get Linear Bounded Phenogram, or is that not worth it either?

[Anonymous No.58046406]

>>58046383
Get it if you really want to, the additional content wasn't worth it for me.

[Anonymous No.58046414]

What are the best options plays this week? I have a few thousand in BZUN $2.50c

[Anonymous No.58046428]

Reminder: FOMC week.

[Anonymous No.58046447]

>Futures barely up
Top confirmed. The market is going down for the next few months.
What are some good hedges?

[Anonymous No.58046479]

>>58046447
I like boxwood shrubs

[Anonymous No.58046481]

>>58046414
Idk what to gamble on this week
I lost like $500 last week

[Anonymous No.58046485]

>>58046447
>The market is going down
>What are some good hedges?
If you know it's going down then why would you hedge longs? Just short what you think is best to short. For me it's the Shit&Poop 500.

[Anonymous No.58046511]

>>58043467
Where are words like "you" or "that" or "of"? Wouldn't those be the most? Hmmm

[Anonymous No.58046527]

>>58046485
>why would you hedge longs?
I am long. Doesn't hedge usually mean the opposite, having some short/put positions?

[Anonymous No.58046556]

https://www.bearrobotics.ai/blog/bear-robotics-secures-60m-series-c-funding-led-by-lg-electronics
I suppose LG is a get now for long term robot restaurants investments

[Anonymous No.58046562]

>>58045566
I hope it helps

[Anonymous No.58046601]

It's a bull market you know

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58046650]

>>58046562

[Anonymous No.58046654]

>>58046428
>I can't wait to see the dot plot!

[Anonymous No.58046708]

>>58046414
nke, lulu, fdx, darden (maybe), lunr, mu.

They could all have volatile earnings that are significant.

[Anonymous No.58046755]

red week

[Anonymous No.58046763]

>>58046654
She's so pretty!

[Anonymous No.58046777]

>>58046763
I would love to huff her queefs and farts

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58046778]

>>58046414
LAAC on thursday too. See also >>58043395

[Anonymous No.58046788]

>>58046777
Based queef enjoyer.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58046789]

>>58046414
>>58046778
Oh it's already there on Wed, I thought it was on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.58046823]

>>58046601
So tldr pic related?

[Anonymous No.58046844]

>>58046823
Don't hide just buy

[Anonymous No.58046846]

>>58046844
Checked

[Anonymous No.58046866]

>>58046823
what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.58046875]

>>58046866
Rent free since 1776, thirdie.

[Anonymous No.58046888]

>>58046875
>I was born a US citizen

[Anonymous No.58046898]

>>58046888
Your parents sneaking in from Guatemala to give birth to you here is cheating.

[Anonymous No.58046902]

>>58046601
>opt for the suboptimal, it's much easier
I'm up 25% shorting the shit out of the market for the past week, wasn't short before then. There are plenty of markers to go by. I refuse to be a basic bitch DCA'er refusing to read the tea leaves and leave it all up to the roll of the dice.

[Anonymous No.58046909]

>>58046902
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.58046915]

>>58046898
generations of natural born citizen here

[Anonymous No.58046923]

>>58046428
>Disinflation

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58046924]

>>58046823
it really be like that
slurping makes fortunes

[Anonymous No.58046938]

>>58046915
Then it sounds like you spit on your ancestors being a contrarian "angry teenager" hating their country. Furthermore, using non American English grammar in your filenames. Columbia weeps.

[Anonymous No.58046975]

>>58046823

[Anonymous No.58046981]

[Anonymous No.58046985]

>>58046923
I would prefer some deflation

[Anonymous No.58046997]

>>58046985
Perhaps a bit against my normal preferences, but I'd like that.

[Anonymous No.58047011]

I am considering eating my own poop with the cost of food being so high

Pros/cons?

[Anonymous No.58047049]

Muh NATGAS AND OIL already working for me in the HOOD 24 HR moorket.

[Anonymous No.58047073]

>>58046428
The market has moved beyond what the central planners have to say.

[Anonymous No.58047084]

>>58047073
>Central planners get the end around
lol commie forever btfo

[Anonymous No.58047120]

>>58047011
You can get a lot more breathing room in your budget if you monetize that via OnlyFans.

See: Burpanon

>captcha: S0XH8

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58047146]

>>58046981
Green dildos? Glowniggers?

[Anonymous No.58047192]

what do you all think will happen with inflation? Some people say it is coming down and in the right direction and then other people say "well 3% is 50% above 2%".

[Anonymous No.58047202]

>>58046981
Did you know that the active chemical that makes things glow is called luciferan?

[Anonymous No.58047207]

>>58047192
My conception is that everything you hear from the F.E.D. et al is fake and gay. Trust your grocery receipt.

[Anonymous No.58047224]

>>58047192
3,2% is more than 50% above 2% and it went from 3,1% to 3,2% so it is not going down anymore.

[Anonymous No.58047284]

>>58047207
well sure. I think the Fed is mostly concerned with keeping the wheels on financial markets. If you look at what they did during covid, it was mostly to keep the treasury market stable and not send the entire world into a depression. then with the banks it was keeping from having bank runs everywhere. I don't know if I really believe they are all that dedicated to price stability. or rather maybe they want "somewhat stability" (not Venezeula-tier inflation), but, inflation under control seems to take a back seat to everything else.

>>58047224
The general trend still seems downward, even with some reversals. My concern is that things like petrol are still very cheap, and I know that's not part of "core cpi" but it if all the sudden gas and electric get super expensive people are going to fucking flip

[Anonymous No.58047294]

>>58047192
the consumer is stupid and gay and inflation will continue because they can't stop spending and nobody has the nuts to do what is required to make them stop. We aren't getting 2% and nobody but rentoids will care.

[Anonymous No.58047308]

>>58047202
never really read about them before. I deny the existence of any gods though.

[Anonymous No.58047335]

>>58047294
It's funny to me there is even discussion of rate cuts though. Like who is actually asking for rate cuts? Everything is at ATH, why do we need rate cuts?

[Anonymous No.58047354]

>>58047207
>Trust your grocery receipt.
it goes down because I give up beef with chicken. It is much more healthy.

[Anonymous No.58047449]

Should I do a reading for the week?

[Anonymous No.58047486]

>>58047449
A reading for either of the new granite shares 2x leverage etfs for microsoft or amd would be fun. It's going to be a big week for discovery to see what non nvidia tickers go up with ai hype.
amdl and msfl will be their tickers.

[Anonymous No.58047593]

this is a good one
There's so much uranium on native american lands and the feds don't even bother taking it from them. That should have been the argument against uranium being a precious commodity.

[Anonymous No.58047629]

>>58047486
I don't think it makes sense to do readings for leveraged or derivative products, since the same information would be obtained by just reading the underlying. So that's what I did.

>Eight of Wands - Internal dispute, conscience, quarrels
>The Hermit - Prudence, treason, dissimulation, corruption, roguery
I usually use this first part as the "current state" of something. Perhaps the executives disagree about how the company should proceed? It's been doing very well recently.

>Five of Cups - Loss, but some remains; or inheritance and transmission
>Seven of Swords - Design, attempt, wish, hope, confidence; but also a plan that could fail
>Ace of Swords - Triumph, conquest, strong/forceful outcome (good or bad)
This can be read as bullish or bearish. "Loss, failing plans" or "inheritance and design" could indicate a stronger pivot into market conditions. On the other hand, if you look at the charts, it looks like its already formed a double top and should be due for a retracement.

[Anonymous No.58047638]

>>58047449
You are going to HELL

[Anonymous No.58047639]

>>58047629
Do one for SPX/SPY, anon.

[Anonymous No.58047648]

>>58047638
If you think about it, dividend payments are a form of usury

[Anonymous No.58047649]

>>58047629
I pray that Jesus will slay the demons you are summoning with your occult nonsense.

[Anonymous No.58047697]

>>58047629
So when I finish a reading, I take each card and put it randomly back into the deck, then do overhand shuffles and randomly cut & rotate the deck. Pretty coincidental that I drew two cards in the same orientation this time

>The Heirophant - Society, good understanding, concord, overly kind, weakness
>Knight of Cups - Trickery, artifice, subtlety, duplicity, fraud
Reading this as Microsoft taking advantage of society... obviously ads in Windows 10/11 and things like that, or just being not very consumer friendly.

>Strength - Abuse of power, despotism, weakness, discord
>Ace of Swords - Triumph, conquest, forceful outcome
>Eight of Wands - Internal dispute, conscience, quarrels
These seem to imply that Microsoft's large position in the tech space might cause further disagreements. Perhaps they have a class action lawsuit or antitrust in the future?

[Anonymous No.58047813]

>>58047648
Dividends are much more godly than stock buybacks or covered calls anon. I imagine Martin Luther or St. Patrick would both be able to comprehend getting paid a portion of profits for continued ownership in a business venture.

[Anonymous No.58047825]

Alright last one

>Six of Pentacles - Presents, gifts, gratification, vigilance
>Eight of Wands - Internal dispute, conscience, quarrels
The "current state" reflects gratification and gifts, as the market has been rallying strongly, and the "disputes" in this case could refer to the disagreement between bulls and bears about what direction we should be headed.

>Seven of Cups - Some attainment or reflection, but nothing gained is permanent
>Page of Swords - Authority, overseeing, secret service, viliance, spying, examination
>The Empress - Light, truth, public rejoice
As for the week, it seems that it will be a crab week - we may have initial gains offset by later red days, largely due to the FOMC meeting we will have later

>got the 8 of wands in the same orientation again
Well that has to be some sort of omen

[Anonymous No.58047832]

>>58047629
to me it looks like the man in the middle is stealing the swords.

[Anonymous No.58047854]

>>58047813
Abrahamic religions consider the practice of usury - collecting interest on a loan - to be immoral and a grave sin, including Christianity, Islam, and Judaism. The logic is that you are charging both for the object (money) and the use of the object.

[Anonymous No.58047864]

>>58047854
Jews consider usury to be immoral with the huge caveat that that they don’t consider goyim to be human so it doesn’t apply.

[Anonymous No.58047886]

>>58047854
for a capitalism to work, assets and equity must constantly be exchanged back and forth. by rewarding people for accruing assets and letting them profit off it without actual transference of ownership, we are ensuring that capitalism goes sour.
We just happen to live in a society where I don't think we can do anything else.

[Anonymous No.58047909]

>>58047649
>Local obscurantist prays for himself to be slain.
Sad. Many such cases.
>>58047449
Never stop doing these, tarot-anon.

[Anonymous No.58047914]

>>58047629
I think the future is showing a story of someone who was left out
then took on the gimmedat I wanted it so I took it mindset
and in the end was kinged
I'll look out for news of AMD getting some chips money that other companies have unsuccessfully locked in.

[Anonymous No.58047950]

>>58047854
Now you sent me down the Islamic banking rabbit hole. Its a big deal in the developing world/Middle East because it seems to just turn everything into a joint venture and instead of defaulting on a loan you just end up losing your equity to a sovereign wealth fund.

[Anonymous No.58048051]

>>58047950
Oh yeah, Islamic loans are structured in a way so that both parties are mutually beneficial. That makes sense - rather than just having money and collecting free tendies, you're actually putting yourself in active risk and are more incentivized to help the person you're loaning to

[Anonymous No.58048132]

>>58043598
0 is fucking retarded, pretend it doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.58048151]

I think it's clear that the Irish thread has won.

[Anonymous No.58048174]

Bros... i went out for St Patrick's Day and wasn't able to pull a single bitch, even with multiple attempts and efforts. feeling really down about myself right now. just wanted to share.

Buy PYPL btw I have 1200 shares.

[Anonymous No.58048213]

What do market makers do exactly?

I thought supply/demand and order books controlled the price of stocks/crypto ?

[Anonymous No.58048263]

Oil...is beautiful

[Anonymous No.58048264]

>>58046654
>>58046763
Tried upscaling her

[Anonymous No.58048271]

>>58048263
>tfw my city is on that map
What do the brown spots mean? Dookie zones?

[Anonymous No.58048278]

>>58048264
She looked fine the way she was, you vile AI beast. I can't wait for NVDA to tank, and then completely remove all AI EVERYTHING CAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS

[Anonymous No.58048280]

>futures

https://youtu.be/gzthb6gqLDY?si=YYsQBwkGay6bnwfp

[Anonymous No.58048283]

Jay needs to soften his yield curve or else I fear the economy will be pounded into a coma it never awakens from

[Anonymous No.58048339]

Does anyone know how spin off shares are handled? I have enough GE shares to qualify for GEV shares when the company is spun off next month, do they just show up in my brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.58048355]

>>58048339
>do they just show up in my brokerage account?
Literally, yes.

[Anonymous No.58048399]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58048482]

>>58048280
do a flip faggot

[Anonymous No.58048486]

>>58048339
>>58048355
check if your brokerage changes you for it too
the yidgers will junk fee you every chance they get

[Anonymous No.58048503]

>>58048486
They're pretty good about refunding those charges. I remember getting charged a THIRTY DOLLAR fee and complaining. Got it refunded that same day.

[Anonymous No.58048508]

>>58048339
>>58048355
>>58048486
After further research it seems the shares arrive as a "special dividend".

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58048722]

>>58048339
>GE spinning off into GEV
interesting, qrd? Is it a good time to slurp GE then?

[Anonymous No.58048764]

>>58048722
I'm not super informed on it but just so you aren't left hanging:
>GE has a part of the company that makes these mini nuclear reactor things
That segment of the company is being spun off to be its own thing (I think near the start of next month)
>https://www.gevernova.com/sites/default/files/2024-02/spinoff_faq_feb2024.pdf
GE is not MSFT tho so who cares

[Anonymous No.58048895]

>>58048764
GE is up 60% since October. In my limited experience spin off's usually dumps in the short term because people think they are getting rid of the unprofitable parts.

[Anonymous No.58049154]

>>58047950
>>58048051
Interesting. Can you explain more or have a good link to read about this.

[Anonymous No.58049205]

>>58046414
>Jinko Solar (Ticker: JKS) supplies C&I ESS in Bussi island, Uganda
Extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.58049485]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.58049669]

Why is recursion pumping?

[Anonymous No.58049698]

>>58049669
Cause the icon looks like a crypto currency

[Anonymous No.58049896]

The jeets won.

[Anonymous No.58049898]

>>58049669
It's not unusual for healthcare and staples to act as a safe haven when tech is peaking.

[Anonymous No.58050221]

>Oil +1%
>Diesel even more
>Stocks still green
>6 rate cuts in 2024
>experts

[Anonymous No.58050259]

>>58050221
>Oil +1%
BRAP GAS

[Anonymous No.58050728]

Are anybody else's charts and level 2 completely broken this morning? I think Nasdaq is having serious data issues. Don't trust anything you see on your charts

[Anonymous No.58050756]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.58050813]

>lost 5% last week
if im not in the green this week i am going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.58050953]

>>58049896
SIRI OPEN BOB

[Anonymous No.58051066]

It's been a year since I checked in on essemgee, what are the hottest bags to buy right now?

[Anonymous No.58051108]

>>58043409
The momentum propels us further into the abyss which has no bottom, so we just keep going.

[Anonymous No.58051117]

>>58043279
What kind of idiot starves to death on an island surrounded by fish?

[Anonymous No.58051231]

>>58051117
Get educated you absolute eejit
https://sites.rootsweb.com/~irlker/famfish.html

[Anonymous No.58051251]

>>58051066
Oil and NatGas for the based schizos, NVDA and a bunch of garbage stocks that I can't recall for the cringe normies.

[Anonymous No.58051264]

>>58050756

[Anonymous No.58051417]

The bull market is over.

Enter the hypercrab market

[Anonymous No.58051518]

I'm cursed to boomer invest

[Anonymous No.58051568]

>>58051518
>cursed
*blessed

[Anonymous No.58051687]

>>58051417
I think the market is broadening, but yeah even "value" is expensive right now. I've been selling off some of my more expensive stocks month by month since December. Basically DCAing out of them.

[Anonymous No.58051759]

it's this one

[Anonymous No.58052607]

BOOMP
4
NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58052609]

>>58051759
its all 3 of them

[Anonymous No.58052680]

>>58052609
>3
*4

[Anonymous No.58052717]

>>58050259
>lean hogs
Do fat hogs also get their own market?

[Anonymous No.58052753]

>>58052717
Have you tried to buy fat hogs over the last many years? There is no market anymore.

[Anonymous No.58052764]

>>58043363
Funny, you're usually complaining about how much we breed. But if you say so...

[Anonymous No.58052782]

>>58052680
I'm thinking we need another 4 desu

[Anonymous No.58052793]

>>58052782
Sounds like a
GOOD
START

[Anonymous No.58052800]

Consolidate
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639

[Anonymous No.58053898]

Alright guys let's bring this thread back

[Anonymous No.58054550]

kek @ nvda baggies

[Anonymous No.58054563]

Why the fuck are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.58054779]

>>58054550
annnnnnnnd we are back

[Anonymous No.58054905]

>>58054563
Because ur not NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.58054917]

gay jannies pruned the threads

[Anonymous No.58054921]

janny nuked the only non-troll /smg/ thread lmao

[Anonymous No.58054931]

which thread should i post in bros?

[Anonymous No.58054946]

convince me I won't turn $1000 into a billion through forex flipping

[Anonymous No.58054949]

Baking

[Anonymous No.58054956]

>>58054931
The NATGAS AND OIL ones.

[Anonymous No.58054985]

I forgot what I was saying anyway buy LAAC

[Anonymous No.58054996]

>RIGHT THERE!
>THATS THE ANON WHO MADE ANOTHER THREAD

[Anonymous No.58055004]

Also...
>SHOT
piece of shit better keep this up

[Anonymous No.58055006]

>>58054996
Go back to /v/ brownoid tranny

[Anonymous No.58055008]

The stock market grows in value consistently on average so if you trade with 100% randomness (chaos) you should statistically run at a net profit, buying and selling random stocks at random time intervals.

Yet 99% of traders are losers, don't even break even. It's rigged and my thesis proves this.

[Anonymous No.58055022]

>tastyjew "talent"

[Anonymous No.58055027]

Unpopular opinion: retail shouldn't speculate on natural gas.

[Anonymous No.58055051]

>threads get pruned
>yet I remain
it's not fair
Also wtf is going on with PIXY today

[Anonymous No.58055071]

>>58055027
Retail can produce NATGAS thoughever
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

[Anonymous No.58055078]

>>58055051
>wtf is going on with PIXY today
gig economy... grim

[Anonymous No.58055079]

>>58055027
you simply don't understand

[Anonymous No.58055082]

V REJECTED

[Anonymous No.58055113]

>>58055082
dont let em' off the hook. hit em' with every bobo we got!

[Anonymous No.58055138]

SMCI shidded

[Anonymous No.58055160]

>NVDA conference tomorrow
are niggas going to load up into close?

[Anonymous No.58055189]

>>58055160

[Anonymous No.58055220]

>>58055027
But I happen to be an expert on the subject

[Anonymous No.58055259]

>>58055189
oh shit, what am i looking at then?

[Anonymous No.58055273]

It's good to see the Irish NATGAS AND OIL thread making a little comeback.

[Anonymous No.58055284]

>>58055273
there is still a little life left in it
more than is left in me I think

[Anonymous No.58055308]

>>58055259
the investors portal, not the gtc portal where anon got the countdown for the keynote speech

[Anonymous No.58055319]

Will GTC be streamed for free?

[Anonymous No.58055322]

Good day for me

[Anonymous No.58055324]

female natural gas

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58055335]

>>58055324
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.58055359]

>>58055308
>the keynote speech
oh shit

[Anonymous No.58055362]

Shill me a stock frens
is LUNR still a good pick?

[Anonymous No.58055377]

DYSLEXIC TREAD HILLERS UNTIE!

That's MSFT, spell check is a lifesaver.

[Anonymous No.58055381]

>>58055259
its a multiday event
Here: https://www.nvidia.com/gtc/session-catalog/?search=Ben%20Mabey&tab.allsessions=1700692987788001F1cG#/session/1696288628595001O15y
on wednesday is the RXRX speaker so you have til then to buy shares to swing trade

[Anonymous No.58055419]

Some of y'all are actually serious about this NVDA scam ... ??

[Anonymous No.58055442]

>>58055419
I mean, it's obvious the market will dump hard on FOMC tomorrow, only to recover after shaking people out

[Anonymous No.58055447]

>>58055419
>NVDA
>scam
NVDA tech generated your wario pepe

[Anonymous No.58055450]

> 4 active /smg/'s
> 2 below bump limit
never change retards

[Anonymous No.58055451]

I'm trying to decide which water services company would be best suited for running plumbing in large space craft?
Anyone heard anything in this sector? If Deere is going to the moon, Mario Brothers are still gonna need some pipes to unclog on larger stations.

[Anonymous No.58055454]

>>58055051
>Also wtf is going on with PIXY today
i just checked their website. they have a total of 38 job listings total, for the entire country.

[Anonymous No.58055468]

>>58055442
>only to recover
>to recover
>recover
>cover
>ver
>er
>r

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58055487]

Reminder that this is what the 1 year performance looks like

[Anonymous No.58055498]

>>58055419
I have never owned nvidia stock but I do own an nvidia gpu.
I'm getting amd or intel next upgrade

[Anonymous No.58055514]

>>58055487
I sure am glad I wipe my ass with video cards. If I couldn't search Google, I'd not know how to piss my name in the snow.
The only thing better than a good family meal, is ordering an ergonomic bobble-head peanut butter dispenser and having it stolen from my porch, off Amazon.
That stuff looks about right.

[Anonymous No.58055515]

>>58055498
>I'm getting amd or intel next upgrade

[Anonymous No.58055537]

hard landing coming in two more weeks
source: https://www.economist.com/briefing/2024/03/14/americas-economy-has-escaped-a-hard-landing

[Anonymous No.58055545]

>>58055515
I stopped playing vidya. I acquired a stone from having time to eat, but my vocabulary is scrumdiddlydumpcious.
I also get to surf the interwebs on a computer that cost me $100 from the local pawn-shop.

[Anonymous No.58055549]

>>58055487
Green could really make use of new shades

[Anonymous No.58055551]

>four threads
Maybe I’ll just heard over to /toy/ for awhile

[Anonymous No.58055556]

>>58055362
below 5 maybe.
if Odysseus wakes up this week, LUNR may too.
I already bet it is a safe bet long run. earnings 03/21/24.

[Anonymous No.58055576]

>>58055551
NOOOOO Don't abandon us in our attempts to finally kill one of these off!
You're just like that new jersey court that stopped SAVE and JBLU from uniting in the skies! Don't crash our attempts! You heard him, we're talking soft-landings here! >>58055537 /toy/ will be green with evny! >>58055487

[Anonymous No.58055592]

>>58055447
Logitech generated the keyboard I used to slam my dick onto to type this post

[Anonymous No.58055601]

>>58055556
oh shit earnings in 3 days I didn't know that ... additional risk factor
much to gamble about here, but still seems relatively cheap for a stock that might have a role to play in future space exploration

[Anonymous No.58055643]

Alright time to take this thread's anal virginity.
Done.

[Anonymous No.58055644]

Pretty sure this is bullish for goldman

[Anonymous No.58055648]

Fuck all Biden bulls.
Your time is over.
Worst economy in 100 years.

[Anonymous No.58055666]

>>58055648
You made me check
All bright green. Weird

[Anonymous No.58055690]

>>58055644
>cohen

[Anonymous No.58055694]

>>58055601
Easy solution, make the lander a roll cage, and put the solar panels and package on the inside with a rotating gear to turn them to whatever way it lands. Then they can just roll it like dice until it stops. If they put a magnetic drive engine, they could make a resistance motor to draw a little power from the spin via gravity, and then use said motor to move the craft later. way over built on the last part for the moon and some simple test.
I would like to get in early but, my high-risk to donation budget is out, thanks to Lordestown Motors being shit on by everyone for having opened under Trump. Apparently the left hates Ohio and new engine designs.

[Anonymous No.58055700]

>>58055644

[Anonymous No.58055793]

>>58055694
>make the lander a roll cage
in the shape of a ball. I hear they roll nicely.

the problems with recent landers appear to be upon descent. I think this LUNR has potential because of their existing contracts. not sure how long it will take $ to manifest.

[Anonymous No.58055839]

>>58055576
You talked me into it. I’ll stay.

[Anonymous No.58055859]

>>58055694
They were contracted to build a vehicle. They did that. Not their fault NASA put it down in a bad spot.