/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58029644]

Why have you not become a crypto trader / digital nomad in Dubai?

[Anonymous No.58029657]

>>58029644
>in Dubai?
ew

[Anonymous No.58029659]

>>58029644
cuz muslims suck
muhammad was child molester

[Anonymous No.58029675]

I hate brown people.

[Anonymous No.58029677]

>>58029644
No booze and it's full of Muslim rats. Nothing is real there, might as well go to Vegas.

[Anonymous No.58029698]

>>58029644
living in the pod. good goy

[Anonymous No.58029701]

>>58029644
i live in a better city

[Anonymous No.58029705]

>>58029659

Pedophobia is a crime and hate speech.

[Anonymous No.58029707]

>>58029644
>saw the matrix once

[Anonymous No.58029708]

>>58029657
/thread

[Anonymous No.58029712]

That lifestyle is only sustainable if you are already wealthy

[Anonymous No.58029726]

That monitor looks convex and concave depending on how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.58029728]

>>58029705
not if its the truth

[Anonymous No.58029734]

>>58029644
what are the names for this type of chair/desk? I unironically want to get one

[Anonymous No.58029753]

>>58029644
Because you have to already be rich to even consider that shit.

[Anonymous No.58029756]

[Anonymous No.58029761]

>>58029644
>Why have you not become a crypto trader / digital nomad in Dubai?

I get a hunch that a lot of those abandoned cars are from these day traders who got confused by getting lucky and mistaking it for skill. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying "trading is luck", but I get a feeling that a lot of these guys took their first major bag, moved to Dubai, thought they were going to make winning trades every day for the rest of their lives (because they are super genius master traders ™) Only to over bet and have to flee dubai and leave their supercar behind.

Every now and again you see their youtube channels. Last video was years ago, or months ago. Oddly quiet of these Dubai Traders who went dark.

[Anonymous No.58029788]

>>58029644
Checked and cool picture.
That setup would be too relaxed for me. Constant danger of dozing off.

[Anonymous No.58029798]

>>58029644
It's expensive, filled with Muslims and the only women there are literal whores.

[Anonymous No.58029817]

>>58029761
it's not even a hunch, people with no knowledge of risk management get lucky gambling heavy in a bull market and think they are geniuses. Then they lose it all during a bear market

[Anonymous No.58030050]

>>58029644
I would enjoy gooning in that chair not going to lie.

[Anonymous No.58030090]

>>58029644
top signal

[Anonymous No.58030143]

>>58029644
i get a bit disgusted by dubai, Bahrain or Oman would seem a nicer more authentic gulf experience

[Anonymous No.58030657]

>>58029644
Trading is for chumps and retards. Also Dubai has no soul.

>>58029798
It has debtor's prisons, suicidal slave labor, and it's a magnet for ostentatious new-money types of personalities.

But it and the other gulf states seem to be a bit of a safe haven if the Cathedral doesn't like you.

>enhance

[Anonymous No.58030699]

>>58029756
>forex trading
>difficulty: easy

[Anonymous No.58030763]

>>58029734
Found it. https://levus.co/

I may buy it too. I have a herniated disc which makes it hard for me to sit in an office chair for a prolonged period.

[Anonymous No.58030783]

>>58030699
just
trade
its
easy
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.58030789]

>>58030699
I mean, it is. You just need a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.58030841]

>>58030789
only people making money on dubai are youtubers

[Anonymous No.58030920]

>>58030789
If it works with 1 million dollars
it'll also work with 1000
Now if all your doing with your "trading" is matching returns you'll get on mutual funds then whats the fking point

[Anonymous No.58031043]

>just go live in a desert bro
Legitimately 99,99% of people throughout history understood this is retarded for numerous obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.58031196]

i can go out in dubai past midnight for months before i get robbed. if it was any rat infested shithole in the eu or us, i would get robbed in less than a week. fuck off, we're full

[Anonymous No.58031302]

>>58029657
to expand on this: moving to a shithole messes with your head. its hard to keep a steady mental state when youre lonely and surrounded by ugly brown people, and that impacts your trading.

besides whats the point of money if you live your whole life in a shithole? you have until 40 to settle down and have a nice family with a girl who loves you or its over, and finding that girl while living in a tax haven is a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.58031378]

>>58030763
nice, there are some other brands of "zero gravity workstations" as well, I'd seen them before but didn't know the term for them. Tempted to look into dentist type chairs, they are comfy are more adjustable then what this looks like

I've got an electric standing desk and nice office chair, but ideal would be some kind of recliner with adjustable screens for ergonomics

[Anonymous No.58031399]

I know a cuck who got robed twice in Spain. $40k of stuff gone

[Anonymous No.58031415]

I've learned day trading is just not worth it. The only viable strats are DCA and Hodl&Forget, but monkeys who want to get rich easily won't admit it.

[Anonymous No.58031430]

>>58029644
gross

[Anonymous No.58031554]

>>58031415
bullshit, oneoption is a breeding ground for successful traders

[Anonymous No.58031820]

if only you could imagine the comfiness

[Anonymous No.58031847]

>>58031820
wheres this anon? very nice

[Anonymous No.58031855]

>>58031847
>>58031820
that's vitosha near sofia
you are getting nuked by putin btw

[Anonymous No.58031897]

>>58031855
Putin is nuking colorado? damn that sucks

[Anonymous No.58031916]

>>58031897
we will have scare on the 25th
everything will dump, be in a short

[Anonymous No.58032039]

>>58031916
nuke scare?

[Anonymous No.58032040]

>>58029644
dream setup desu

[Anonymous No.58032048]

>>58032039
yes

[Anonymous No.58032059]

>>58032048
in Colorado?

[Anonymous No.58032066]

>>58032048
fuck everything at this point

[Anonymous No.58032071]

>>58032059
no

[Anonymous No.58032073]

>>58029644
I just did. Thanks for your private keys, OP.

[Anonymous No.58032150]

>>58031855
i'm french
macron will fuck putin in the ass (bareback)

[Anonymous No.58032168]

>>58032150
that makaron is bottom only

[Anonymous No.58032188]

>>58032168
ask brigitte...

[Anonymous No.58032217]

>>58030699
Its a hell of a lot easier than crypto thats for sure. More predictable patterns. But you're giving up gains in exchange.

[Anonymous No.58032239]

>>58032188
selective deviants is effective because they have legitimate reasons to go against normies

[Anonymous No.58032262]

>>58029644
I hope I am never that lazy.

[Anonymous No.58032291]

>>58032188
looks like S.C.U.M.

[Anonymous No.58032342]

>>58031820
>sea of commieblocks in the distance

[Anonymous No.58032366]

>>58032342
sofia is terrible and not comfy at all

[Anonymous No.58032596]

>>58032366
ujas... i would rather live in Londonistan or Paristan

[Anonymous No.58032992]

>>58029657
>>58031302
>t. has never been in dubai
it is far less of a shithole than whatever place you come from
enjoy paying taxes to fund ukraine and israel though
>surrounded by ugly brown people
the brown people in dubai are friendly and well-behaving, nothing wrong with living around them
>finding that girl while living in a tax haven is a nightmare
this is the only valid con of dubai

>>58031855
sofia is a fucking shithole, nothing comfy at all about that gypsy hell

>>58031196
this

[Anonymous No.58033074]

>>58029644
Why do rich fags insist on living in apartments and not a comfy country house

[Anonymous No.58033121]

I pity you if you live in Dubai, you're missing out on the presence of BLACK GODS like we have in America.

[Anonymous No.58033126]

>>58033074
nothing beats having a view on skyscrapers. so comfy aesthetics

[Anonymous No.58033143]

>>58030699
its an ad for a forex course or something

[Anonymous No.58033160]

>>58033126
soon fren

[Anonymous No.58033351]

>>58030920
>Make 5% monthly gains trading forex
>Make $50 a month with this easy trick!

[Anonymous No.58033493]

>>58029701
I fucking love Singapore. Congrats I hope to join you one day

[Anonymous No.58034143]

>>58030050

This is the way, brudda. Trading by day, gooning to hardcore BBC filth by night, and you only leave your $10k nest chair to eat, crap, or take a walk.

[Anonymous No.58034648]

>>58029705
>Pedophobia is a crime
Why is being afraid of children a crime?

[Anonymous No.58034658]

>>58033493
>I love being reminded of colonialism

kys

[Anonymous No.58034692]

>>58029644
Lmao dubai doesn't even have sewers
>they don't know about the poop trucks

[Anonymous No.58034712]

>>58029644
I don't like insane humidity

[Anonymous No.58035099]

>>58034658
nothing wrong with the taming of savages, you can see how prior colonies have regressed to their average brown/animal behavior when their masters left

[Anonymous No.58035201]

>>58029756
>forex trading: easy

[Anonymous No.58035487]

>>58029761
Plausible. If they took it really far, they renounced their US citizenship because they were sure they'd be making tons of money and didn't want to be taxed -- but now they wish they could move back to the US.

[Anonymous No.58035737]

>>58030143
Muscat is nice. GCC nations are superficially nice but very brittle societies.

[Anonymous No.58035754]

>>58032150
Ah, the French,
Such a curious race.
They fight with their feet,
And fuck with their face.

[Anonymous No.58036016]

>>58031043
deserts are actually the easiest "extreme" environment to build cities in. more people live in a desert than in alpine, tundra, rainforest and other more "extreme" conditions

[Anonymous No.58036067]

>>58034658
it was like 100 years ago and not even personal. literally everyone in singapore is a migrant who came for the money since it was just a bunch of huts b4 the british set up shop there.

[Anonymous No.58036077]

>>58029644
>digital nomad

[Anonymous No.58036101]

>>58029644
>”Digital nomad”
Translation: pikey with an iPhone

[Anonymous No.58036139]

>>58036067
i want to live there but shit is expensive as fuck and nobody will sponsor my work visa (or hire me for that matter)

[Anonymous No.58036153]

>>58029657
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.58036306]

>>58036077
>>58036101
>>58036153
Good morning sir, early shift?

[Anonymous No.58036333]

>>58029644
>digital nomad
I'm not a rapist.

[Anonymous No.58036335]

>>58030920
>If it works with 1 million dollars
>it'll also work with 1000
that's not true

[Seanonymous No.58036343]

>>58029644
Bruh if it wasn't for VR being the next thing that chair be my next life goal

[Anonymous No.58036345]

>>58032992
>t. Ugly brown """person"""

[Anonymous No.58036373]

>>58029644
>in Dubai
Gross. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.58037166]

>>58032992
>it is far less of a shithole than whatever place you come from
Where I come from, if some "sheik" decides to rape my girlfriend and she reports it to the police, the police don't throw her in jail to await trial for being a slut, then throw her in prison to serve a sentence for getting raped, all while the "sheik" laughs.

[Anonymous No.58037227]

>>58034648
Oh I thought he meant the other thing

[Anonymous No.58037860]

>>58029657
>dubai
kekekek

[Anonymous No.58038212]

>>58030763
Do they make a bigger version of this? It looks pretty tight and idk if I could fit between the bars

[Anonymous No.58038339]

>>58029644
>Dubai
i prefer my $7/night nishinari slum hotel. full of stray dogs, alcoholic old men and runaway japanese schoolgirls with daddy issues.

[Anonymous No.58038464]

>>58038339
based

[Anonymous No.58038699]

I hate Dubai. But when I see fucking white people seethe about other countries being better than them with envy and jealousy it makes me sleep better at night. Lol, they have niggers, whores, trannies and blue haired confused neo pronoun'd looking dogs who get offended for a man even breathing. Its hilarious. In distinguished Muslim countries there are no crime or the faggotry mentioned above, there is excessive wealth, cities that look like they are straight out from a movie, and laws that are upheld. The gayass mayo monkey has no idea how it feels living in a multicultural muslim country. Because all they can do is larp about their miniscule 20$ gains on a Thai sweatshop sewing forum. Fuck off, we never needed you.

[Anonymous No.58038742]

>>58029659
>>58029728
this is simply not true. marriage was more of a guardianship. bye infidel.

[Anonymous No.58038755]

>>58030143
i moved to dubai UAE) from germany, been here 3+ years. i still like it. why are you disgusted? are you even in the position to travel or move countries? any specific questions?

[Anonymous No.58038814]

>>58034692
they have, also sewage treatment plants. that's old news buddy.

[Anonymous No.58038840]

>>58029677
>No booze
wrong. there are liquor stores (except in sharjah) and alcohol at clubs and bars, but stay where you are alcoholics and imbeciles not needed.

[Anonymous No.58039479]

>>58037166
This is suburban white woman levels of rape delusion. This shit doesn’t happen in real life.

[Anonymous No.58039550]

>>58029644
That looks super comfy.

[Anonymous No.58039648]

>>58029644
Just because of Taxes?
Why Dubai aside of that reason?

I'm dabbling in trading and stuff in China atm and aside of needing a VPN for most stuff, the rest is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.58039710]

>>58039479
It happened for real

[Anonymous No.58039768]

>>58032992
>the brown people in dubai are friendly and well-behaving
They're literally just potty trained indians. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.58039916]

>>58036345
I am white

in fact, only reason why the niggers in muttmerica behave so badly is because you let them
no different than the nigger behaviour from white trash on vacation in certain european and southeast asian countries

third worlders in dubai are nice and behave civilized, have never had a single problem with any of them
can go out in the middle of the night alone and without a care wearing a rolex and carrying 20k in cash in the darkest alley and nothing will happen, try that in any US city and tell me how it goes

>>58037166
> some "sheik" decides to rape my girlfriend
doesn't happen
>the police don't throw her in jail to await trial for being a slut
well maybe they should because wtf is your "gf" doing alone with a sheik anyway

>>58038699
>I hate Dubai
why?

[Anonymous No.58039990]

>>58039648
officially banned crypto, will never allow you to own the money and export it, can never immigrate like uae, always need of visa renewal.

>>58037166
is this your cuckhold fantasy? it's islamic law here. no rape or stealing of wife is possible.

[Anonymous No.58040103]

>>58039990
I got a multi-entry visa/permanent residence visa here due to very simple white monkey work and I guess everyone who wants it can get it as well. Just apply for some university who are looking for ESL teachers. But yeah, crypto is banned here "officially", but I have already seen like a dozen chinese collegues who also trade and get the money via middle-men in the West who get the USD/EUR and send it in Yuan via Alipay/Wechat to them. Alipay is even better, since you dont even need a Chinese bank account, just a phone number. And the fact that you are an expat here gives you all the reason as for why you receive money from outside. Just say it's your relatives/parents etc.

But yeah, I guess UAE also has its advantages. How are the prices there? Can you go out at night for a beer and kebab for under 2 dollars?

[Anonymous No.58040213]

>>58040103
>permanent residence visa
you still have to renew, right? like every 2-3 years.

it was my dream going to shanghai when i was younger but dubai is better now. i spent time in shanghai, it's beautiful and cheap af. dubai is expensive. you can live cheap here too but it makes no fun. you also can't get get a beer and kebab for under 2$ in china, i was there before buddy. beaches are best in the world here. i don't want to run ads for dubai because it's already full and i prefered the emptyness when covid was here and every sheep scared away.

[Anonymous No.58040246]

>>58040213
well yeah, I gotta renew quite regularly now with once per year, and price depends... I'm in Wuhan and prices here are still like 10 years ago, with 6 kuai a beer and 10 kuai three kebab sticks, well its a bit over 2usd but still cheap. Shanghai or Shenzhen is probably already as expensive as UAE tho.

Sounds good, maybe will be going there one day to Dubai If I make it.

[Anonymous No.58040314]

>>58040246
you really decided to live in wuhan of all the cities? that's funny. for me it would be shanghai or shenzhen, nothing else. hk is too expensive.

the thing is here in uae you can't wageslave if not invited to good jobs. that's why i was thinking of going back to germany for a 1-2 years until next peak of bull.

[Anonymous No.58040374]

>>58029644
get in your wage cage chud. imagine thinking that was cool.

[Anonymous No.58040400]

>>58029734
>I unironically want to get one
why they are trashy

[Anonymous No.58040403]

>>58040314
Wuhan has lots of universities who hire a bum who has a degree but no/zero/nada work experience in education, since who else is going to waste time on crypto kek.
So of course I go where I need to. And Wuhan is really not bad at all despite the memes. It's a huge city that is also quite well developed despite being medium income aka why prices are still cheap here.

>the thing is here in uae you can't wageslave if not invited to good jobs. that's why i was thinking of going back to germany for a 1-2 years until next peak of bull.

Yeah thats the main issue. You need to have the initial wagecuck job to even be allowed to travel, but once you are in a cheap country, it should work out.
I dont earn a lot, but with just the airdrops I get from my stakes BNBs amounting to some 300 bucks a month, I can actually sustain myself here. Ofc it helps since the uni provides free housing and utilities for everyone...

[Anonymous No.58040448]

>>58040403
teaching English and a 300 budget sounds harsh. keep strong. we're all gonna make it some day.

[Anonymous No.58040462]

>>58040403
how is the dating life in china now with dating apps?

[Anonymous No.58040474]

>>58040448
Nah, I earn like 14k yuan and already live like a king here. 300 more bucks just for watching anime in my freetime and looking at lines going up gives me financial freedom to actually thinking about travelling asia.
I'm actually thinking about reducing my class work to the 5k yuan level so I have more time. The 300 bucks would give me more than enough money for playing around.

[Anonymous No.58040483]

>>58040462
Havent tried yet, but the other expats using Xiaohongshu say its easy to get to know cute college students.

[Anonymous No.58040502]

>>58036343
>that chair
>next life goal
dear god thats sad.

[Anonymous No.58040693]

>>58033126
I don't mind skyscraper views, but I far prefer living in a house. Very comfy and you don't feel like you live in a pod.

[Anonymous No.58040708]

>>58040448
>those prices

damn, that from dubai?
H-how do you survive there?

[Anonymous No.58040720]

>>58040693
there are houses here in dubai. it's not 1 city core but many hotspots 31mi apart.

>>58040483
kek, go hunt some chinese pussy. i enjoyed the russian "models" there.

[Anonymous No.58040732]

>>58040720
>there are houses here in dubai
yeah but its in dubai LMAO

[Anonymous No.58040745]

>>58040708
that's hongkong ($HKD) prices from 2013.

prices in dubai are slightly above european prices. e.g. a burger here is $3-20. you can get cheap shawarma wraps for $1.5-3, that's the most bang for your buck. rice and poultry is cheap.

[Anonymous No.58040761]

>>58040732
don't know if you know but picrel is also dubai. better stay where you are :)

[Anonymous No.58040794]

>>58040761
Doesn't matter how a place looks when it's in an arab country.

[Anonymous No.58040820]

>>58040745
>HKD
Ah I see. Yeah, looks about right. HKD and RMB exchange rate to EUR/USD nowadays are very very close. Looks like the standard price of one of those chain restaurants here, or the western restaurants like my favorite Mexican guy near my uni (picrel).
If you just go to the hole in the wall style mom and pop stores for your bowl of noodles, you pay about 15 yuan/ circa 2 usd.

Those cheap prices in UAE would probably save my neck. One reason why I am in China are these night-markets and their associated low prices. Guess this will also be the case in dubai? Or is everything like super formalized with no street food?

[Anonymous No.58040926]

>>58038339
>nishinari
dear god how hard would it realistically be to convince one of those girls to marry one of us here? Say we were physically fit, in our 20s and a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.58040958]

>>58029644
>muslim hellholes
no thanks

[Anonymous No.58041424]

>>58040926
You monster! you wouldnt want to take advantage of these girl's emotional instability would you?
It's strange, I get the feeling that asian teenagers in general are extremely emotionally unstable and have a fundamental mental health problem. See that from my own students as well.

[Anonymous No.58041471]

>>58029644
Because leverage trading is a rigged scam

[Anonymous No.58041488]

>>58029677
>might as well go to Vegas
agreed, why the fuck would anyone go to Dubai...a place filled with moslems who are a stick in the mud, rather than go to Vegas? only answer is that they're cheap or trying to doge taxes or something.

[Anonymous No.58041494]

>>58029756
Imagine the amount of normies that will fall in the "trading is easy meme".

[Anonymous No.58041496]

>>58030920
>If it works with 1 million dollars
>it'll also work with 1000
lol definitely false

[Anonymous No.58041529]

>>58041488
>dodge taxes
that's a big big point if you ask me.
I dont want to give away 50k out of the 100k I could have made last bullrun.
And aside of Ireland which has SHIT weather and some shitty little island, I only know Dubai, HK or Singapore where I can evade those taxes.

[Anonymous No.58041566]

>>58041471
nah bro u just gotta know where the exchanges with billions in capital and knowledge of everyone's stops & liquidation prices will move the price

[Anonymous No.58041652]

>>58031302
>whats the point of money if you live your whole life in a shithole?
There isn't any. That's why you move somewhere like Dubai if you make it, which is the point of the thread.

[Anonymous No.58041678]

>>58041488
ITT: poorfags who have never been Dubai

anyone who has actually been there knows it's an international first world hub

you're all in for a rude awakening on how fast the middle east and east asia are developing, all the wealthy who know their shit are setting up base there for a reason

>inb4 its a soulless shithole
when the worlds best are congregating there, you probably shouldn't ignore it

[Anonymous No.58041712]

>>58041529
>And aside of Ireland which has SHIT weather and some shitty little island, I only know Dubai, HK or Singapore where I can evade those taxes.
A number of Caribbean islands have no personal income tax and plenty of countries all over the place don't tax offshore income if you're not a citizen. Then there are some places with reasonable amounts of income tax, like Montenegro I think only taxes 10%.

[Anonymous No.58041812]

>>58029701
Well played, but there's a high net worth requirement.
Basically
>sub $1m
Eastern Europe
>$1m-$15m
Dubai
>$15m+
Singapore

Dubai is still the goto recommendation here for a good reason. Very few have made it that far.
>>58030657
>Also Dubai has no soul
The Emirates are literally the gathering point for sufi masters and people who are a whole universe above you spiritually. People who say this stupid cliche almost always mean "Dubai has no streets filled with sketchy food vendors".
>>58030143
>i get a bit disgusted by dubai, Bahrain or Oman would seem a nicer more authentic gulf experience
Bahrain is trash, Oman is amazing but gets boring way too quick, and doesn't have good international schools, which is a must for most /biz/ lads who can afford Dubai, since judging by bear market threads, people with $1m+ net worth in here are dads.
Also 15% corporate tax rate, no thanks, I'd rather just visit as a tourist.

>>58031043
>Legitimately 99,99% of people throughout history understood this is retarded for numerous obvious reasons.
Legitimately 99% of people throughout history had no running water, let alone air conditioning, but you live in a different era, anon.

>>58031302
>moving to a shithole messes with your head
Agreed, which is why I left Europe for Dubai and I'm not going back.
Europe and the US are also filled with non-whites, the difference being that Dubai cherry picks the most erudite, intelligent and well-behaved non-whites, whereas the "democratic west" picks the trash.

> and finding that girl while living in a tax haven is a nightmare
Might be true. Get married before you move here.

>>58031820
>if only you could imagine the comfiness
I used to take this route every Thursday morning. I miss greenery, but not enough to move to a country where Alexei Petrov's former crew murders cryptofags for their ledger nanos. Also their gov just agreed to take on 9k rapists and murderers from Austria and just let them loose, enjoy Sofia while it's still ok

[Anonymous No.58041896]

>>58034692
>>58040732
>>58040794
>>58040926
why do plebbitors insist on outing themselves?
>>58039648
>Just because of Taxes?
That alone should be sufficient until you make it.
But in addition, chances are that Dubai has better safety, education, beaches, roads and infrastructure than where he's moving from.
>>58039768
If you live in the west you're literallly living amongst non-potty trained indians and armed mentally ill africans. How is that not worse?
>>58041529
Ireland still has its non-dom and even UK's new replacement for the non-dom is not bad at all.
If you already owe taxes you might be fucked, but better get set up in a better place for next bull run. Eastern Europe also works, but try somewhere safer than Bulgaria, which some anons suggested.

[Anonymous No.58041905]

>>58041896
>why do plebbitors insist on outing themselves?
i'm not living with arabs just because i can evade taxes, you can do that other places.

[Anonymous No.58041937]

>>58041905
>you can do that other places
You literally can't, unless you move to an island with 50k people (yet at least a few murders per year), no healthcare, no international schools, 3 restaurants to choose from, all of which give you food poisoning, and nothing to do except lie on a beach.
You will rarely see an Arab in Dubai, and once you do you'll find that you might have been lied to. Most of them are perfectly decent people.

[Anonymous No.58041947]

>>58041937
>You literally can't
try not being retarded and you can.

[Anonymous No.58041953]

>>58041947
>try not being retarded and you can.
t. someone who probably doesn't even have a $1m net worth and has never dealt with a bank

[Anonymous No.58042044]

>>58041953
You do realize most of it can never be veriifed because the information doesn't always cross borders depending on where you're banking? Banks can't even verify how you got your crypto money if it's from a no KYC exchange.

[Anonymous No.58042478]

good, im gon be tradin in that floor with bags made of GIGA, MOAI and MUMU

cant wait

see u there sandjeets

[Anonymous No.58042502]

>>58041488
Oh no not the tax dogerinos! Why the fuck are you even here, retard. Go fag up someplace else.

[Anonymous No.58042515]

>>58041678
whatever you say Mohammed

[Anonymous No.58042529]

>>58029644
>Dubai
Have fun getting your hand chopped off/murdered because you accidentally disrespected Allah or some shit.
Also Dubai is just a fake city that sprung up overnight because muh oil money. I agree with the Vegas poster.

[Anonymous No.58042546]

>>58038840
>No my friend there is plenty of alcohol but stay where you are if you want alcohol you haram kefir dog.

Kek, muzzies everybody.

[Anonymous No.58042567]

>>58039990
And theres also if you get ran over in the street or otherwise are near feath due to shoddy chinaman infrastructure, motherfuckers will literally walk past you and let you die. And if youre lucky the next bugman will drive right over you and finish the job without thinking or stopping.

[Anonymous No.58042613]

>>58041529
I'd pay $50k just to stay away from Moslems

[Anonymous No.58042677]

>>58031302

thats exactly what Miami feels like now

[Anonymous No.58042681]

>>58042613
that germanbro who lives in dubai would pay 50k AND stay with the worst sorts of Muslims.
At least Dubai has expat areas and the muslims there are rich and civilized ones, unlike the ones that are overrunning western europe due to amerifat policies.

[Anonymous No.58042785]

>>58041896
>try somewhere safer than Bulgaria
Is bulgaria unsafe?

[Anonymous No.58042804]

>>58042529
>Have fun getting your hand chopped off/murdered because you accidentally disrespected Allah or some shit.
So don’t disrespect their god then retard. Is it really that tough for you to not commit crime? Maybe you’re black.
>move to vagus
Lmao fucking WHY shitbrain?

[Anonymous No.58042813]

>>58042677
I tried miami but was quickly run out by the extremely dangerous, extremely violent spics

[Anonymous No.58042840]

>>58040820
there is no "street food". but small affordable shops in Karama / Deira (worker district). you don't often see regular people there though, it's mostly brown.>>58041812

>Might be true. Get married before you move here.
100% can confirm. dubai is NOT made for bachelors. the women here are all business driven.

>>58042546
that's basically it.

>>58042567
kekd, it's not that bad in choina. I was there and the chinamen are all very friendly and helpful.

>>58042681
what? there are non bums in the UAE because you can only stay if you're employed or an employer. there are a few who stay illegal here, but they are busy working for their family abroad.

[Anonymous No.58042842]

>>58042677
>Miami
>Ugly people
When I went to Miami it was full of literally the hottest people I've ever seen. So many 10/10 latina babes running around

[Anonymous No.58042854]

>>58042804
>their god
if you believe in one god, it's also your god. my god guide you on the right path. get the latest and correct update to your religion and study islam.

[Anonymous No.58042917]

>>58042804
>So don’t disrespect their god then retard.
problem is just by existing and not believing their nonsense you are disrespecting their god, hence infidel. Even when you follow their nonsense you're still up for grabs seeing as they're the biggest killers of each other.

[Anonymous No.58043085]

>>58042840
>what? there are non bums in the UAE because you can only stay if you're employed or an employer. there are a few who stay illegal here, but they are busy working for their family abroad.

I meant, if you stayed in germany you would have to pay 40% income tax AND stay with the worst muslims ever. Dubai has good muslims in comparisson.

Kinda like here in China where the muslims are allowed to have their tribal dances, but otherwise told to fuck off and not intefere with the grand undertakings of the CCP.

[Anonymous No.58043096]

>>58042917
>problem is
I've never seen an intelligent post that starts like this.

[Anonymous No.58044220]

>>58042785
https://razkritia.com/kriminalni/poslednoto-ubiystvo-s-pechat-traktora-na-otvlecheniya-it-spec-aleksandar-altanbashev-2/208356

google translate this

[Anonymous No.58044419]

>>58043096
quiet moslem

[Anonymous No.58044556]

>>58029659
Aisha (ra) was his lawfully wedded wife.
Believe it or not, its not a sin to have a loli wife.

[Anonymous No.58044579]

>>58029644
Have to feed the village, saar

[Anonymous No.58044731]

>>58029644
My minimum requirements are legal prostitution and weed.
Right now, I visit the red light district like 2-3x a week for head or full-service at an asian massage parlor or at a bj bar, while enjoying my weed vape 24/7.
There's not many countries where you can do these things worry-free

[Anonymous No.58044770]

>>58044731
You sound like you're in Pattaya or some other sexpat town in Thailand. Enjoy your fat drunken brits and having to walk on the road because Thais can't into pavements.

[Anonymous No.58044814]

>>58032992
>sofia is a fucking shithole, nothing comfy at all about that gypsy hell
hmmmmm....

[Anonymous No.58044820]

>>58044731
You can get top tier prostitutes in Dubai and get a 1hr flight to Riyadh for the weed.
Just never bring any of it in Dubai and you're all set.

[Anonymous No.58044929]

>>58044820
>Riyadh for the weed
really?

[Anonymous No.58044968]

>>58029644
Because i keep losing money instead of making

[Anonymous No.58044977]

>>58029659
You are double dumb amerimutt
Literal farmer tier IQ

[Anonymous No.58045276]

>>58044977
Seethe ahmud
You wouldn't be able to do any of the work a farmer does

[Anonymous No.58045977]

>>58044820
>>58044929
I googled it and the first results all talk about the death penalty. Fuck that shit. Even halving to go somewhere else for your weed is already not worth it, how will I manage to stay stoned 24/7 like I do now in that case.

[Anonymous No.58046287]

>>58029644
No neck support.

[Anonymous No.58046569]

>>58038742
He fucked when she was nine.

>>58044556
You are a goat fucker. Your opinion is irrelevant.

>>58044977
>Hurr durr paedophilia good.
More sandnigger mentality. You people are disgusting.

Islam is a plague. I won't give them a cent of my money. Londonistan is unironically better even with it's shitskins.

[Anonymous No.58046585]

>>58046569
>Your opinion is irrelevant.
That's not my opinion though. Straight facts.

[Anonymous No.58046625]

>>58039916
>doesn't happen
>"Muslims don't rape bro trust me"
Are you just retarded?

[Anonymous No.58046683]

>>58046585
>Raping kids is not a sin
Yeah, a society based around this degeneracy is totally based guys! Fucking kekw. Seethe harder ahmed

[Anonymous No.58046691]

>>58036335
>>58041496
forex isnt some microcap shitcoin, even cfd brokers dont have a problem with a few mil accounts

[Anonymous No.58046695]

>>58029644
i'd take a lazy boy rocker recliner and a wireless keyboard mouse combo over that shit anyday. view is kick ass though so theres that.

[Anonymous No.58046822]

>>58029644

Dubai is wall-to-wall with brown skinned rapists who fly in Instagram models to defecate on their breasts.

Is that the kind of person you aspire to be?

[Anonymous No.58046914]

>>58046585
wishthatwereme.jpeg ?

[Anonymous No.58046926]

>>58037166
>Where I come from, if some "sheik" decides to rape my girlfriend and she reports it to the police, the police don't throw her in jail to await trial for being a slut, then throw her in prison to serve a sentence for getting raped, all while the "sheik" laughs.
holy reddit

[Anonymous No.58046968]

>>58031302
Anon, just take a trip to Europe and find a hot girl to bring.

[Anonymous No.58047170]

>>58040314
How does one work in Europe if not a citizen?

[Anonymous No.58047424]

>>58029677
those youtube videos bagging on dubai have become really popular for some reason. truth is it's actually a pretty cool place in many ways that you can't find anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.58047483]

>>58042917
Nigger, please. We’re talking about Dubai here. It has like no crime rate. I have friend who’ve lived there, it’s fine.

[Anonymous No.58047516]

>>58044220
It’s a long article I didnt have time to translate all of it. So basically a crypto millionaire got kindapped and murdered? That happened in the US last year too I think, i think it was a tinder scam

[Anonymous No.58047597]

>>58041812
The hindi says "eating" on carpet is prohibited

Hindus are awesome and highly civilized. Not MODERN- but civilized. Moreso than Europeans by and large.

[Anonymous No.58049341]

>>58046569
>when she was nine.
did you see it yourself? all his children are from 1 wife and his last child from his last wife, other than that I wouldn't speculate on "potential intercourse" if I had no fucking clue. but then again, you are probably a brainwashed 12 year old yourself posting from your moms basement in alabama.

[Anonymous No.58049347]

>>58047170
one doesn't.

[Anonymous No.58049388]

Retarded mudshit still crying about his pig molesting child rapist false prophet being slandered LMAO.

It's all in the hadith you dumb fuck inbred subhuman shitstain, and if you do don't recognize the hadith as being valid then you aren't actually a mudshit, you're just a butthurt larper.

Like every megafragile muzzie shitdrip on the planet he thinks he has to stand up for a literal divine figure, according to them. I promise you if they had been alive back then they would have let Mohammed the child fucker piss on them and in their mouths, which he also did according to his own book and the hadith.

Mohammed was a big piece of shit, and according to mudshits he was the ideal man which one should act like of possible. This explains why Muslim countries are the way they are today.

Spastic cowards who seethe and hate and molest their children behind high walls.

Even in Dubai it's super obvious. Young teenage girls in burkha walking around in malls with big tummies, pregnant from being underage raped by their siblings/uncle/father.

They will squeeze out a retard baby and daddy will pay a cosmetic surgeon to sew her pussy up again (virginity restoration is big in Arab peninsula) and have her declared pure.

Anyways Dubai is chill. Not temperature wise but a great city to chill in. Cheap too of you don't mind living around a bunch of nafri scum and Indians. Just ignore the faggot muslims and treat the city as what it is.

[Anonymous No.58049410]

Muslims actually go face down ass up and offer their hole to satan a few times a day. Thats how they pray, by getting into faggot sex position and asking a demon to cum in their ass.

It's funny to me. Really horrible people overall, and their women are surprising promiscuous despite being so locked down.

Bit expensive to fuck them since you usually have to get 2 hotel rooms in the same building, but I've nutted in a few emirati sluts. They have nothing but awful things to say about their men. Apparently they are physically abusive, selfish lovers and have disgusting toilet related fetishes. Their wives don't put up with it so they go and fuck whores most of the time, then come home and beat their wife and kids.

Typical muzzie shit.

Good food tho lmao!