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sell me this cat

>> No.58021353

>>58021320
his necklace has satoshi's seed

>> No.58021365

his tongue will make you cum

>> No.58021375

>>58021353
he'll shit and piss all over your carpet

>> No.58021380

>>58021320
Fuck you, I'm keeping your cat. It's mine now.

>> No.58021404

>>58021320
if you want to buy this cat you don't have to sign any papers therefore I can sell it to you for 20% below competitor's prices

>> No.58021420

>>58021320
Do you want this silly boi?

>> No.58021446

>>58021380
Give it back Jamal.

>> No.58021452

>>58021320
The orange coloring kinda makes him look like Garfield. He looks like the type of cat to be unusually expressive, like he wants to get your attention all the time from being so cute. He's probably highly memetic and you could make low effort youtubes of him to draw people in for some other purpose of yours. Pets are also a great way of relating to women who are obsessed with them, so it could make the difference between you getting laid or not if your date thinks you're an autistic weirdo for not having a handsome kitty such as that.

>> No.58021471

>>58021320
They don't take much maintenance and they keep pests away. A lot of people think dogs are more useful but not anymore unless you're a sheep herder and dogs are high maintenance. A cat would be a far better companion in a post apocalyptic scenario. You can even just keep it outside and feed it once in awhile and get most of the benefits. They actually kill more pests for fun if you feed them every day tho. Also wook at im.

>> No.58021480

'ims needs u

>> No.58021511

>>58021320
this... uhhhh... it's a really good cat. everyone... uhhhh needs some company, right, no?

>> No.58021517

>>58021511
sold

>> No.58021533

>>58021320
Introducing the purr-fect companion for your home and heart! This charming feline, with its fluffy golden coat and sparkling white whiskers, is more than just a pet; it’s a bundle of joy wrapped in fur. The stylish purple collar with a dainty bell announces its presence with a melodious jingle, adding a touch of elegance to its playful antics.
Imagine coming home to this adorable creature, ready to shower you with affection and brighten your day with its endearing purrs. It’s not just a cat; it’s a loyal friend, a comforter, and a living testament to the beauty of nature, as seen in its love for the outdoors amidst greenery and purple flowers.
Don’t miss the chance to make this delightful cat a part of your family. It promises to be a faithful companion, bringing warmth and happiness to your life with every purr and pounce. Adopt today and experience the unconditional love that only this furry friend can offer!

>> No.58021543

>>58021446
Sell it back to you for $5 and some KFC or the cat stays with me.

>> No.58021550

>>58021320
Ay-oh I can hook you up with top tier pussy for $1000 bro, you give me the money and she'll be waiting in your bedroom for you. You can put a collar around her and do whatever the fuck you want with her, I don't care, take all the time you want.

>> No.58021554
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58021554

This is a CPA. Certified Pounce Afficinoto

>> No.58021564

Bitches love cats, yo.

>> No.58021593

>>58021554
D'aw look at 'ims he's a little professional that hates his like just like me awwwww

>> No.58021613

>>58021320
nigger nigger nigger nigger

>> No.58021753

>>58021320
It's a solana scam

>> No.58021782
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>>58021320
It's an orange cat. Orange cats have been scientifically proven to be the most friendly cats.

>> No.58021850
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58021850

Furthermore, If you don't give me $5 and KFC, I've got peanut butter, a jar of catnip and a mixmaster.

You know what happens to your cat next, right?

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>>58021320
the galaxy is on Orion's belt

>> No.58021974

>>58021320
It'll suck your cock if you put cat food on it. And it'll do it for free and not even call it rape.

>> No.58022017

>>58021320
No, I’ll give you 3 for free. You’ve gotta but one an eyepatch though.

>> No.58022068

>>58021471
Why doesnt New York use a few thousand cats to cotain their rat problem?
I would rather have cats running around, than rats.

>> No.58022087

>>58022068
Who would feed the cats? Where would the shit, piss and sleep?

>> No.58022217

>>58022087
>Where would the shit, piss and sleep?
Same as people: all over the city.

>> No.58022586

>>58021320
14 year old ginger pussy.

>> No.58022654
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58022654

cat !

>> No.58022678

>>58021320
CAT ETF IN MAY!

>> No.58022719

>>58021320
CATWIFNECKLACE
liquidity locked
white dev
non-mintable

>> No.58023023

>>58021320
Oh this cat? They might be a bit upmarket for what you're looking for. Here, let me show you some cheaper ones...

>> No.58023098

>>58021320
/l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ 7
l ~ヽ
じしf_,)ノ

>> No.58023107

>>58023098
/l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ 7
l、ﾞ ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ

>> No.58023110

>>58022586
>14
Nice try baggie