/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.58021073]

Friday Night Edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.58021119]

>>58021073
black people are better than white people

[Anonymous No.58021164]

Nippon steel will win..

[Anonymous No.58021177]

>bought the dip
>it keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.58021184]

>>58021119
the problem is that I cannot see them in the dark. The fact frightens me .

[Anonymous No.58021186]

>>58021073
After those towers went down everything changed for the fucking worse. Everything is fucking cursed now including the markets. Yields are inverting but the market is salivating over rate cutes even though that will make bond yields worse.

[Anonymous No.58021197]

>>58021073
Medieval armor was heavy and inflexible making it a burden to wear.

Katanas are the best swords able to cut straight through other swords.

Dub is better than sub.

[Anonymous No.58021213]

>>58021144
> I call bullshit, anyone paying attention to the markets knows that the recent inflation data is a complete nothingburger.
It's important to remember that average financial expert is a retard. Look at any news feed.
>stock drops in the morning
IT DROP BECAUSE OF X YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
>it rises the next day with no news
MARKET NOT WORRIED ABOUT X
literally just people spouting what happened and then trying to tie it to the news without any actual predictive value. Shit like this causes the market to overshoot what it should actually be and is why it's largely inefficient.
Always short the news cycle.

[Anonymous No.58021221]

>>58021197
>katanas cut through other swords
I know this is probably weak bait but I'm going to call you retarded anyway.

[Anonymous No.58021226]

I'm addicted to 5 letter tickers.

[Anonymous No.58021235]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.58021242]

>>58021221

[Anonymous No.58021254]

>>58021226
GAYMF

[Anonymous No.58021264]

>>58021242
I fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.58021299]

>>58021254
They do gold and zinc, right? Gotta be tearing ass for the Fag 7 right now.

[Anonymous No.58021302]

>>58021073
Are there any simulator sites or programs that would let me try algotrading on them? I want to write my own code that can hook into something with an API but I can't find anything that's not been shut down or costs money.

[Anonymous No.58021319]

options to lose my folio in next week please?

[Anonymous No.58021335]

>>58021164
Too old joe

[Anonymous No.58021336]

>>58021319
LAAC puts

[Anonymous No.58021339]

err'body reel one

[Anonymous No.58021354]

>>58021302
alpaca

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58021355]

>>58021336
>LAAC puts
if you wanna be heemed sure
(actually who fucking knows, but long term it's bullish)

[Anonymous No.58021367]

>>58021336
Calls on CHWY and LUNR and puts on FDX

[Anonymous No.58021369]

>>58021336
>Chewy itm calls are tho only safe option next week
hey, thats a double ontodra

[Anonymous No.58021381]

>>58021221
not a real katana

[Anonymous No.58021384]

I hate weekends.

[Anonymous No.58021391]

>>58021336
I used to work for one of those companies

[Anonymous No.58021395]

>>58021355
I’m a baggie who is going long on lithium. But the EV and associated Lithium dip will continue for up to two years. I genuinely believe its going down for several more quarters. Just last week (((Goldman’s Sack))) said Lithium will continue to drop. Normally I do the opposite of what the Jew says, but realistically yeah just look at Tesla and Rivian’s latest financial statements. Plus anytime I hold bags, the stock gets a bad earnings report. I’m bad luck. I have $3k in LAAC and $5k in ALB

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58021396]

>>58021369
>ontodra

[Anonymous No.58021397]

>>58021354
Thanks, this looks like exactly what I needed

[Anonymous No.58021407]

LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED~
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT~
PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT~
AND THE RADIO ON~

[Anonymous No.58021450]

>tfw you fell for the "invest in crypto companies etf to get crypto exposure" meme
>up 10% this year

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58021469]

>>58021395
what's the rationale for that? I keep seeing more and more EV brands on the market, even if some fail (FSR)

in any case I'm very long term for it, I don't care about waiting a few years. I have around 3k too.

[Anonymous No.58021473]

how can the markets be closed if our eyes aren't real

[Anonymous No.58021475]

>>58021407
I hate you fried chicken niggers

[Anonymous No.58021481]

>>58021407
Isn't it "and the radio uuuuup"?

[Anonymous No.58021490]

>>58021473
Crypto markets never close. Futures may as well never close considering they intrude on the Lord's Day.

[Anonymous No.58021493]

>>58021319
My script says 5.8% expected profit for buying XLK calls expiring the 22nd if the current prices held for monday morning (they won't)

[Anonymous No.58021496]

>>58021481
Heh it is I always thought it was on but it is indeed up.

[Anonymous No.58021499]

>>58021469
more brands won't speed up adoption, they'll just dilute existing demand

as much as i hate EVs the gov push for them is hard so trust that guy

guaranteed returns in the next few years as markets tighten, just keep in mind if someone cracks green fuels it's all fucked

meaning either carbon-capture synthetic oils, or ammonia/hydrogen vehicles, the japs are leading in the latter

honestly long term these solutions have way more potential than lithium EVs, it just needs a few production challenges to be cracked and a massive increase in renewable solar/wind energy to work

[Anonymous No.58021502]

>>58021493
*XLK calls with a strike of 199 and bid of 5.25

[Anonymous No.58021507]

>>58021469
EVs are doing bad right now. Not sure if its due to overall economic conditions are what. Personally I’m seeing more and more rivians. Everyone and their mom already has a tesla where i live. But overall EVs just aren’t doing too hot this year. Maybe its because of inflation or a secret recession the government is hiding from us. You would have to look into whats going on with EVs right now, i don’t care about specifics because I’m going long. But I do expect uranium to pay out before lithium

[Anonymous No.58021521]

>>58021407
You smell like shit

[Anonymous No.58021522]

>>58021499
The long term solution for EVs is solid state battery tech. Honda was so sure that they would have it ready in time that they didn’t bother investing in lithium ion research. They recently caved and did a joint project with Toyota for lithium ion because they still can’t make solid state battery economical. But trust me, solid state batteries will be here in our lifetime and its scifi tech. I’m selling all my uranium holdings when it happens.

[Anonymous No.58021524]

Man I just bought a big bag of coffee beans for $14 dollars that I can use to make coffee at home for cheaper than SBUX's $5-7 coffee. How the fuck is SBUX still a thing and how do they find so many people to keep getting sales? Their coffee prices are outrageous!

[Anonymous No.58021546]

>there is no tech bubble
Reminder that all of these companies are operating at a massive loss.

[Anonymous No.58021557]

>>58021524
SBUX is taking a sales hit from a pro-Gaza boycott.

I'll let you fill in the details why it's about to be the top performing stock of 2024.

[Anonymous No.58021563]

>>58021502
>>58021493
yeah, no, that's a glitch

[Anonymous No.58021566]

>>58021546
>all of these companies are operating at a massive loss.
We just had earnings, no they aren't lol. Shitty tech assholes getting replaced with AI is awesome, fuck those faggots.

[Anonymous No.58021570]

>>58021507
>>58021522
Don't forget they found a few massive US lithium deposits in the past year, a $540B one in california and $740B+ one in nevada. One is underwater though.

[Anonymous No.58021577]

>>58021546
Press S to spit on those do nothing cubicle cucks

[Anonymous No.58021596]

maybe i should take a plane somewhere this weekend, which country has the most homicides per capita to females with voluminous buttocks ratio

[Anonymous No.58021603]

>>58021563
You generally want to buy low implied volatility and sell high implied volatility (when compared to historical volatility), but yeah it's just a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.58021615]

>>58021524
impulse buys. starbucks is everywhere and people can't always go home for 'ffee. smart strategy. not as smart as mccafe though.

[Anonymous No.58021624]

>>58021546
>massive tech layoffs
Glad I stashed away some cash and other investments. I have enough to neet until 2033 if necessary

[Anonymous No.58021623]

>>58021615
Also a lot of zoomer women who are bad at money and won't buy a coffee machine

[Anonymous No.58021631]

>>58021522
for city vehicles, maybe, but unfortunately chemistry has a hard limit already set. not sure if you remember this table from chemistry class, but it lets us find the highest possible combo for energy density

long story short, a lithium fluorine battery could theoretically have 18ish times the energy density of current lithium batteries(ignoring any casing, space taken by cathodes, etc.), still a really long way from... well... any fuel

that with production cost, production emissions, and it just spontaneously exploding like a bomb (like anything with a lot of fluorine) to me says this is not a long term solution for anything, it is a good stepping stone though while we figure it out

id really like someone to prove me wrong but it kind of seems people just latch onto this idea that we can somehow infinitely improve batteries, while we have a distinct physics limit (unless we're not talking about batteries anymore)

[Anonymous No.58021634]

>>58021186
That was almost exactly the same time we had the first year of majority non-whites being born. Israel decided the US was its bitch and could do with us as they please.

[Anonymous No.58021653]

>>58021381
>hur dur
Even a cheap "fake" longsword is a decent weapon.
The thing looks real enough to me.

[Anonymous No.58021652]

>>58021631
also i fucked up the math hard but whatever, still not a combustible fuel

[Anonymous No.58021655]

>>58021623
A good coffee machine is one of the best investments I ever made and I'm not talking about one of those shitty keurigs with the pods.

[Anonymous No.58021658]

>>58021615
Starbucks makes fucking milkshakes now. It has nothing to do with coffee anymore. It's a bunch of retarded women and zoomers thinking they are being adults by buying "coffee" but in reality they are getting about 2oz of actual coffee with 8oz of sweetened cream and 100g of sugar.

[Anonymous No.58021665]

>>58021566
Is the sentient AI in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.58021670]

>>58021658
Starbucks has really become the mcdonalds of "adult women"

[Anonymous No.58021689]

>>58021546
>>58021577
Death to fake email jobs. Shortage of blue collar and service work... meanwhile roasties and fags infest these companies, dictating policy and commanding a king's ransom.

I know /biz/ hates work, but I have a special hate in my heart for middle management and want them to get in the mud

[Anonymous No.58021701]

>>58021631
>lithium fluorine battery
Ever since I learned chemistry I've wondered why we don't do this. Is it because of how nasty Florine is? It's not like Lithium is great.

[Anonymous No.58021709]

>>58021655
I never really bought starbucks and just made my own since I drink a massive amount of decaf while I work or study, but I did the math once. If I bought starbucks instead of brewing my own I'd be spending about 300 dollars a month on coffee alone, vs the about 30 I spend right now. The shit I brew tastes better too.

[Anonymous No.58021721]

>>58021701
Anon wtf flourine is a deadly gas in its natural state

[Anonymous No.58021731]

what is the likelihood of SPY going sub 500 by summer? (it is)

[Anonymous No.58021736]

>>58021701
it's so reactive that its almost impossible to keep around

if you put it in a stainless steel vat, it will instantly burn the inner layer, creating an inert layer

they tried using it for rocket fuels, and it literally set concrete on fire. it was burning the concrete. into the ground, like cartoon acid but thousands of degrees

also it tastes yucky and makes frogs gay

[Anonymous No.58021738]

>>58021709
>300 a month if I were to get coffee at SBUX
The thing that blows my mind is according to SBUX's sales there are a lot of normie women that do this.

[Anonymous No.58021741]

sup smg sluts

[Anonymous No.58021745]

>>58021721
just wait until you hear about lithium

[Anonymous No.58021748]

I hope TSM goes up 1 dollar exactly every weekday until the end of the year. Even better if it only starts after April to fuck all the earnings players

[Anonymous No.58021755]

>>58021119
by no observable metrics

[Anonymous No.58021758]

>>58021658
>starbucks filled with zoomer women who want to pretend like they are mature coffee snobs
>chad goes to starbucks to meet zoomer women for casual sex
>zoomer women go to starbucks for casual sex with chad
>incels go to starbucks to try and get chads crumbs
>boomers go to starbucks to larp like they are zoomers
holy golden bull buy starbucks

[Anonymous No.58021763]

>>58021745
Lithium is a solid metal in its natural state dude. Yeah it isn't good for you but it's a fuck ton easier to contain than a gas.

[Anonymous No.58021768]

>>58021384
if you had bought your options for next month before the weekend you would have money on the line that is affected and interruptible to geopolitical weekend events.
I recommend regional banks, international trade (stocks that either eat sugar or cocoa because Compari should be short term holds to sell at profit in the near-future because sugar addicts will buy 30$ additives for their drinks), and maybe invest on some chinese EVs because unlike TSLA, china wont kill you remotely in a BYD or NIO because it would hurt their bottom line
Weekends can be a lot of fun you just need to take huge risks.

[Anonymous No.58021774]

>>58021738
I know a girl in toronto who says she gets starbucks because she doesn't have space for a coffee machine. She has to pay double what it costs here for it. 8 bucks a day, every single day.
This woman also complains about rent being too high and the minimum wage being too low. Won't consider leaving toronto either. I'd say the modern consumer is fucked and shares her mindset, but I'm sure the mindset wasn't much different in the past, just it's more blatant now.

[Anonymous No.58021786]

GDC event predictions?

[Anonymous No.58021787]

>>58021701
from Ignition! An Informal History of Liquid Rocket Propellants , excellent book, chemistry + history + humor + rockets, if you're ever interested. it's free online.

[Anonymous No.58021808]

>>58021665
No. We are not.

[Anonymous No.58021809]

>>58021763
Yeah it's good for you they make antidepressants with it

[Anonymous No.58021822]

>>58021786
Flat or sell off. Classic sell the news situation was front run. At best Intel might get a pump out of security concerns if any are brought up.

[Anonymous No.58021825]

>>58021774
>doesn't have space for a coffee machine
>can't simply just get one of these
I still have mine and used to use it for years befor my coffee machine. You can literally get coffee beans and grind them at the store to the grain size you want and take it home. If you want coffee to go you can just make it in advance and store it in the fridge. Zoomets are so dumb but fuck it they still make my dick hard.

[Anonymous No.58021833]

>>58021665
It doesn't need to be "sentient" to do codemonkey bullshit and replace millions of jobs, but doubting the emergence of high-level AI within 5-10 years is retarded.

[Anonymous No.58021857]

>>58021741
They're both men

[Anonymous No.58021868]

>>58021774
>Toronto
Yeah that sounds about right. I knew smarter people in NYC. I used to go to school with people from there and one of them would trade in his Audi every year so it "doesn't depreciate"

He was effectively increasing his debt by 14k every year driving shitbag 3 year old audis off the lot at 12%(back when rates were in the gutter")

[Anonymous No.58021890]

>>58021868
>Audi every year so it "doesn't depreciate"
>He was effectively increasing his debt by 14k every year driving shitbag 3 year old audis off the lot at 12%(back when rates were in the gutter")
What the ever loving fuck why? I'm still holding onto my piece of shit 2012 ford fusion with 180k miles on it because I don't have to make payments on it...

[Anonymous No.58021893]

>>58021808
>>58021833
They're not getting laid off because of a chatbot you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.58021908]

>>58021893
I mean you can go to youtube and find countless videos of AI implementations that do a convincing job of replacing a human, but okay brah. It's disrupting even the most mundane industries as you sit here ignoring it.

[Anonymous No.58021913]

>>58021825
cold brew bros rise up

[Anonymous No.58021928]

Once in a generation dip to slurp Boeing

[Anonymous No.58021935]

>>58021928
For fuck's sake... it is probably safer to hitch hike between cities now rather than fly...

[Anonymous No.58021939]

>>58021908
>It was real in my mind
They're being laid off because the "tech" industry is a VC ponzi scam. Let me guess, you don't even work in "tech".

[Anonymous No.58021940]

>>58021868
Holy fuck that's next level. You'd think if you were doing big purchases regularly you'd do some basic math but nope. He's never even heard the phrase "it loses 20% of it's value when you drive it off the lot" surely.

[Anonymous No.58021945]

Imagine being a NO NATGAS NIGGER
What a sad life.

[Anonymous No.58021955]

>>58021945
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.58021970]

>>58021928
Fuck all my miles are with united but they are going hard with this retarded diversity shit. Seriously concerned about the next time I fly with them

[Anonymous No.58021979]

>>58021890
Dude don't even get me started. His dad was a cisco big boy and paid for his first audi and school. But his dad dropped financial support after he fucked up his first year in school.

He got really into hustle culture and was always trying to increase wealth in the most retarded ways that made him lose money.

Oh also he made fun of me for buying a hyundai instead of an audi because "only poor people drive those"

[Anonymous No.58021982]

>>58021928
>>58021935
It's wild how planes made by other brands have things like this happen all the time but there's this clearly anti-Boeing slant since the 737 MAX crashes. Almost like sensational mainstream media asshats don't know shit about airliners and just want clicks.

[Anonymous No.58021991]

Henlo Jerome thank you for taking our questions, I would like to buy 100 shares in Federal Reserve Bank stock, please tell me who I may fax my order form to, thank you.
Also Jerome do you take cash or check, thank you.

[Anonymous No.58022003]

>>58021928
okay at this point i just think every boeing maintenance crew has said "fuck it, im daytrading, theyll just blame boeing"

that plane was also 25 years old

boeing itself is safe for a few years since airbus can't even meet its current order production, but fuck when will boeing get back to tendies valuations

also picrel, called it last time, everyone just fucking blames boeing now

[Anonymous No.58022031]

I fill my Roth IRA with meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.58022041]

>>58021982
It was the same when Toyota accelerator recalls were happening in 08 to 10.

That being said BA still sucks

[Anonymous No.58022049]

>>58021928
We need a Boeing satanya. Any laughing anime girls we could use for Boeing? Satanya is already reserved for apple.

[Anonymous No.58022074]

>>58021982
I agree. Which I was I’m slurping. Boeing is literally too big to fail, the US government will prop up its corpse for 100 years. Buy at the dip

[Anonymous No.58022076]

>>58022003
I thought the "all my screens just went black!" story was horseshit. I still don't think we're getting the full story. For some reason it's always some foreign pilots who just completely lie about what happened, like they make up something unbelievable.

>>58022041
I wouldn't trade BA but their planes are fine. The constant "welp better buy Boeing puts" in comment sections about Boeing events though, now that's something the SEC might need to look into...

[Anonymous No.58022084]

>>58021755
>smarter
>more creative
>more athletic
>more charismatic

I could go on

[Anonymous No.58022150]

>>58021073
Kinda reminds me of that tragedy

[Anonymous No.58022156]

>>58021928
I have been.
>MFW

[Anonymous No.58022164]

Boeing is to 2024 what GM was to 2008.

[Anonymous No.58022166]

>>58022076
Let retards lose their money. BA will bottom at like 170 and not budge for 3 years

[Anonymous No.58022168]

>>58022076
most likely, the pilots had a fight, or one of them (not a stewardess) was playing around with the seat controls and fucked up

for whatever reason, when the pilot moved his seat, he/she felt it as a sudden deceleration/pitch change (human brain can't tell the difference) or thought the seat shaking was buffeting, and pitched down hard to avoid an imaginary stall (this is scarily common, it has crashed many a plane)

i will bet you $5 that they did not disconnect the cockpit voice recorder breaker and there is no recording of what was said in the cockpit, another pilot-error fuckup caused by retard pilots

remember, pilot skills wise: american>>western europe>>>russia/east asia>>>>anything else, there's a reason american pilots operate everywhere

[Anonymous No.58022170]

Another day. I did "nothing". Wife on the other hand decided to sell some of her well guess it'd be considered "vintage" now childhood electronics at the local pawn shop. Hey whatever. Taking up space in the storage room anyway. Aside; I've got a NES complete with games, controllers and a honest to god zapper gun packed away. Nobody's selling that baby. Least while I'm alive anyway. Also got a shat load of baseball cards.

[Anonymous No.58022181]

Eventually Boeing HAS to fix it's quality issues, right? Like, they can't literally just not improve their QA? Right? I mean ALL of these things are a 5 minute checklist from going wrong? Right? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.58022183]

>>58021928
lmao this is just ridiculuous at this point
>accidents keep happening
>whistleblower """""""""""suicides"""""""""""
>more accidents keep happening
>factory workers on tape caught saying they dont want to fly in their own planes
>even more accidents happen

said accidents include:
>door tearing open mid flight
>tire falling out of landing gear during take off
>everyday use soap as replacement for door lubricant
>top panel of passanged cabin coming loose and flying off
>plane sidetracking during landing
>something or other which made passangers fly up from their seats and bash their heads on cabin cealing
>motors catching on fire
these are just the ones i remember
fucking death traps each one of them and this is making me get cold feet for my own travel

[Anonymous No.58022191]

>>58021833
>It doesn't need to be "sentient" to do codemonkey bullshit
Easy tell that you don't know how coding works, at all.

[Anonymous No.58022218]

>>58022181
no :)

[Anonymous No.58022231]

>>58021736
Just wrap the thing in teflon, you can buy it at lowes.

[Anonymous No.58022234]

>>58022218
are there any quality asian plane manufacturers?

[Anonymous No.58022245]

>>58022084
Which one of you poltards brought this gang stalker here ?

[Anonymous No.58022247]

>>58022234
The CIA made sure they would never threaten american economic interests ever again.

[Anonymous No.58022249]

>>58021721
Yeah and you brush your teeth with sodium fluoride which is very similar to what the battery would have.

[Anonymous No.58022255]

>>58022245
You retarded? Black people are better than you.

[Anonymous No.58022257]

>>58022084
Lol

[Anonymous No.58022260]

Semi sisters take your bets.
Took 3 different meme lines from where TSM popped over its weekly 12 EMA and ran them as possible scenarios.

Where do you think we're headed? I think blue to fuck everyone who didn't buy over 6 months out and grind LEAPs holders to dust to capture losses.

[Anonymous No.58022269]

>>58022257
You laugh but it's literally true you sorry sack of shit

[Anonymous No.58022281]

>>58022269
I think you're trolling, but who knows - only a nigger would be dumb enough to believe something like that.

[Anonymous No.58022285]

I'm all in for next week's earnings.

[Anonymous No.58022315]

>>58022269
The data completely disagrees with you. Blacks are borderline retarded even when they're a quarter mixed. They're extremely uncreative (just about all black culture is *miserable.* Rap, African folk, Jamaican music all pales in comparison to anything from Europe) and have just about zero charisma.

[Anonymous No.58022320]

>this is spy compared to an equivalent eu instrument
why do european investors outperform american? (the eu equivalent has zero fees and zero taxes)

[Anonymous No.58022322]

Newest update is finished editing, I am exporting it and uploading it shortly.

[Anonymous No.58022328]

>>58022281
You just have a cultural bias. You just THINK white people things are better. In reality, they suck, at everything. All aspects of human genius have been dominated by blacks since emancipation. It will stay that way.

Do you think there will suddenly be a "wave" of "white artists" or "white mathematicians"? No. It won't ever fucking happen .

Whites will do nothing but fade from history. There will never be another impact by whites because the historical white impacts were fake to begin with. Just narcissistically echoing at themselves or stumbling upon an obvious force of nature. Whites have no work left to do because they never had any to do. They took pleasure in naming things after themselves and now it's over.

[Anonymous No.58022340]

>>58022315
The most intelligent people are black
The most creative people are black
The most charismatic people are black
The most athletic people are black

[Anonymous No.58022347]

>>58022322

[Anonymous No.58022357]

>>58022322
Did you buy more NYCB shares, or were you lying to me?
>Newest update
Legalpad back, yet?

[Anonymous No.58022361]

>>58022320
what equivalent eu instrument? anyone can cherry pick some random fund that outperforms the index. that doesn't mean it will continue to.

[Anonymous No.58022381]

So what do you guys do during the weekend? I just workout, play vidya and wait for the market to open.

[Anonymous No.58022387]

>>58022340
Look at IQ data and RFCs retard.

[Anonymous No.58022388]

>>58022328
>You just have a cultural bias.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
>stumbling upon an obvious force of nature
Yeah, splitting the atom was obvious. I bet everything up to that point was so obvious to sub-saharan africans that they didn't even bother inventing the wheel.

[Anonymous No.58022412]

>>58022361
it's not "cherry picked" whatever you think that means, i can probably find one of these exclusive to every country in europe with similar performance. it was founded 100 years before spy, it will outperform the s&p 500 by thousands of percent for eternity.

cope&seethe.

[Anonymous No.58022415]

>>58022388
>>58022387
Cope and seethe nature is sorting itself out as we speak

[Anonymous No.58022451]

FRESH UPDATE

https://youtu.be/GA_p2IBHYXc

https://youtu.be/GA_p2IBHYXc

https://youtu.be/GA_p2IBHYXc

[Anonymous No.58022461]

>tfw your YINN position is getting heemed
HELP ME XI, HELP ME!
>>58022388
Theyre still eating openly eating people, anon.
Best to just ignore the poor nigger, it doesn't know better. They all have some form of perma rabies.

[Anonymous No.58022470]

>>58022451
Oh damn... now I feel bad
I went back and edited Apu's hat to fix the clipping, but didn't post that version...

[Anonymous No.58022471]

>>58022381
What vidya are you playing anon? I recently downloaded star wars battlefront and final fantasy remake. But haven't played yet.

[Anonymous No.58022485]

>>58022381
drawing

[Anonymous No.58022531]

>>58022451
>Rocker doesn't understand MSTR
topkek

[Anonymous No.58022540]

>>58022451
Thank you Mr Rockerfeller. I will like, comment, and subscribe to support your channel.

[Anonymous No.58022545]

>>58022183
Everything is being funneled into military planes. BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.58022559]

>>58022269
Can you dump your wewuz webm collection?

[Anonymous No.58022585]

>>58022451
Get a stable desk

[Anonymous No.58022623]

>>58022451
I can't do a NYCB tarot card read. I'm afraid of meddling with such magic after drawing the star card.

[Anonymous No.58022632]

>>58022585
Don't tell me what to do chud
>>58022623
You should be afraid, but it's your destiny

[Anonymous No.58022689]

>>58021221
Obviously the katana wielder didn't train enough. A true Samurai would be able to slice right through while keeping his precious blade intact.

[Anonymous No.58022696]

>>58022451
hands lookin good!

[Anonymous No.58022721]

>>58022415
shut the fuck up wage slave

[Anonymous No.58022731]

>>58021928
idk this seems as odd, manufactured, inorganic and astroturfed as "Tesla spontaneously bursts into flames"
It always were some Tesla, in some hotels parking garage, somewhere in Asia, and ALWAYS the incident was in perfect focus of the absolute high-res crystal clear UHD8k night vision security camera... meanwhile a bank security camera is 480p at best in 2024 and you can barely see any shit on the picture.
It's like the reverse bigfoot... where bigfoot was always hiding in out of focus areas, spontaneously combusting teslas have been recorded in UHD8k even before the first spark.
Of course
>muh burning Tesla
were nothing but zerohedge tier economic "hitpieces" and probably the same is true with
>muh Boeing disintegrating before it could hit the towers
to some degree.

[Anonymous No.58022765]

>>58022412
>it's not cherry picked
>i can pick one out in every country
>refuses to tell us what it is

[Anonymous No.58022778]

>>58022731
Yeah it feels wrong. Also BA bonds are doing fine.

[Anonymous No.58022785]

>>58022765
It's the "I Should've Fund" (Ticker ISF)

[Anonymous No.58022802]

>>58022471
I just bought Ghost of Tsushima for PC will play it tomorrow, finished up Starwars survivor and then tried the playtest of Vindictus because I saw asmon play it, I tried it, it's fun.

I'll probably play Dragon's Dogma once that releases and then Elden Ring DLC :)


>>58022485
I stopped drawing because I didn't get a job as a character artist (actually 3d character artist but I still drew to enhance my skills) in the gaming industry.

[Anonymous No.58022803]

Stock niggers
https://youtu.be/zEw4_v2b5s4?si=q6I7D4WPuCVJFQH7

[Anonymous No.58022814]

>>58022731
Speaking of Tesla. What is going on with this.

Jan 15th, 2024 $185 a share
https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/elon-musks-losing-streak-is-heading-tesla-2024-01-19/
>Musk currently owns around 13% of Tesla’s shares, according to LSEG data, down from 22% before pursuing a $44 billion deal with Twitter in 2022.

Feb 19th, 2024 $200
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musks-tesla-ownership-soared-233517251.html
>Elon Musk's Tesla ownership is 20.5% with a value of more than $120 billion, new filing shows


Now his stock is at $164. I wonder if this is from gl0wies looking to take Elon down a notch.

[Anonymous No.58022835]

>>58022814
That one guy who underwrote the debt taking the TSLA shares as collateral really creeps me out. What goddamned moron would take a deal like that? He knows something we don't.

[Anonymous No.58022857]

>>58022835
Who was it?

[Anonymous No.58022876]

[Anonymous No.58022888]

Pool's closed due to aid to Israel.

[Anonymous No.58022890]

>>58022857
idk he had musk out on his yacht while they were negotiating though.

[Anonymous No.58022905]

>>58022876
Poor guy, was probably gooning for a week...

[Anonymous No.58022908]

Whites are gods compared to niggers.

1. Niggers are the color of human feces. Only a cursed individual would look like this. Even the ugliest animal down to the lowest worm is more pleasing to the eye than a nigger.

2. A nigger can only conceptualize a couple hours at a time. Anything beyond that is simply ephemera to the nigger, a dream

3. Lack of soul is a problem among niggers. I personally believe they are demons in human skin, for sometimes a nigger shows an animal cunning (in the niggerest of ways usually to deprive another nigger of property) the an otherwise human-like ape would not have.

My recommendation is total annihilation

[Anonymous No.58022936]

Bullish for weed stocks

[Anonymous No.58022963]

Thinking about bringing a lawsuit against my former employer. Anyone have experience with anything like this? Do I have above a 0% of a good outcome if I'm a white male?

[Anonymous No.58022975]

>>58022963
good idea. they will give you a cash settlement. don't accept the first offer.

[Anonymous No.58022983]

>>58022963
If you choose the wrong lawyer you will regret it.

[Anonymous No.58022984]

>>58022936
After seeing the shitshow in Oregon, we should recriminalize all drugs and throw all of the users in a massive prison El Salvador style. Most of the country's problems would disappear overnight. If you don't want to go to prison then you should stop being a fucking degenerate. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.58022988]

>>58022963
Get a lawyer if you think you genuinely have a case, don't do anything before that.

[Anonymous No.58023007]

what caused MSFT to shit the bed?????

[Anonymous No.58023014]

>>58022975
>>58022988
I already have a lawyer that sent a letter to the company. They rejected the offer to settle. Next step is lawsuit, but its expensive. I'm thinking if they rejected the offer they're confident they'd win so I should just eat the loss.

[Anonymous No.58023031]

>>58023007
I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the tech bubble popping!

[Anonymous No.58023033]

>>58022936
I need western governments to make up their fucking minds on whether they want people to smoke or not. This pro weed anti tobacco shit is schizo as fuck.

[Anonymous No.58023055]

>>58023031
but how far will it fall before the inevitable bounce back?

[Anonymous No.58023060]

>>58023033
It's just another form of lawfare. Both are degenerate, but tobacco users tend to be right wing and marijuana users tend to be left wing.

[Anonymous No.58023067]

>>58023055
Best I can do is 80%.

[Anonymous No.58023076]

>>58022765
It's very simple. Every European, national, "S&P" outperforms the S&P by thousands of percent, and have been doing so for twice as long as the S&P has existed.

[Anonymous No.58023103]

>>58022765
>"Cherry pick a random fund"
contradictory statement

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58023104]

>>58023076
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.58023124]

>>58023014
they are going to play hard to get and tell you you don't have a case to discourage you. once you have a court date they will see you are serious and make you an offer.

[Anonymous No.58023127]

Do I have to register to get real company names?

[Anonymous No.58023130]

>>58023076
how is that possible when the EU economy has been jacking off against a 4-cheese turkish pizza for the last 20 years?

where are the jobs? the salaries? the tax money? am i to believe that every single aspect of the EU outside the index is at stone age levels

[Anonymous No.58023134]

>>58023060
>My retards are better than your retards.
WTF is this? Who fucking cares.

[Anonymous No.58023167]

>>58022802
Ghost of Tsushima was really lame imo. There's a pattern to the fighting that's very simple to figure out and once you do it gets very repetitive.

[Anonymous No.58023188]

>>58023167
All good. I like these types of games. Open world collecting shit, quests and stuff while I watch videos on the side.

[Anonymous No.58023212]

>>58022802
>playing vidya instead of trading BTC
no. it is worst.

[Anonymous No.58023213]

>>58023124
Thats what I would most hope for, but I'm nervous to take that risk. I'm thinking about the whole thing like an options trade. Thanks for your words anon I will consider them.

[Anonymous No.58023238]

>>58023213
look for a contingency lawyer

[Anonymous No.58023254]

buy AQB also black people are better than you

[Anonymous No.58023255]

>>58023127
that looks retarded just use tradingview paper account or a real brokers paper account

[Anonymous No.58023261]

>>58023212
>playing vidya instead of trading BTC
I don't care for commodities.

[Anonymous No.58023328]

>>58022731
I've spent entirely too much time independently researching the 737 MAX crashes and I'm almost convinced that most of the original anti-Boeing fud was from China. They were the first country to call for a full grounding of Boeing's newest plane after accidents in two countries where their state aircraft manufacturer hopes to directly compete with Boeing. Twitter and YouTube comments about the crashes are insane, tons of random ass accounts saying exactly the same negative things about Boeing 24/7. I think the general public is totally retarded about the 737 but this is a distinct type of consistency.

[Anonymous No.58023335]

>>58023328
Are you saying chinks are loosening bolts?

[Anonymous No.58023352]

>>>58022731
>I've spent entirely too much time independently researching the 737 MAX crashes and I'm almost convinced that most of the original anti-Boeing fud was from China. They were the first country to call for a full grounding of Boeing's newest plane after accidents in two countries where their state aircraft manufacturer hopes to directly compete with Boeing. Twitter and YouTube comments about the crashes are insane, tons of random ass accounts saying exactly the same negative things about Boeing 24/7. I think the general public is totally retarded about the 737 but this is a distinct type of consistency.

[Anonymous No.58023370]

The 1month and 3month T bills have nearly uninverted.
Powel is cutting rates next week.

[Anonymous No.58023384]

>>58023370
as he should, the world is tired of high interest rates.

[Anonymous No.58023427]

>>58023370
Imagine believing this.

[Anonymous No.58023439]

open the markets jews
i need to sell puts and harvest premiums from gambler fags

[Anonymous No.58023441]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58023451]

The great thing about studying finance is all the non-financial, auxiliary data, that goes with it

[Anonymous No.58023452]

what stocks should i buy

[Anonymous No.58023453]

>>58022451
I did do a reading on it though

[Anonymous No.58023460]

>>58023453
does an upside down card mean it has the opposite effect?

[Anonymous No.58023475]

Cap this post
>TSM will open at 136 monday
>it will close 136 friday
>it will open 136 the following monday
>it will close 166 the following friday

[Anonymous No.58023476]

>Boeing
lol
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1768770669116846509

[Anonymous No.58023483]

>>58023453
Tell me what it means rabbi

[Anonymous No.58023490]

>>58023453
>>58023483
I see a boat meaning NYCB is in uncharted waters. People are falling out of a tower, but it's upside down so they're fine. The sun shows a bright future. And the King card is for chads like Mr Rockerfeller who bought. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.58023494]

>>58023483
>>58023460
I posted it at like 2 am last night instead of sleeping. I also did two other readings for anons. Either you missed it or weren't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.58023496]

>>58023475
show position you pussy

[Anonymous No.58023504]

>>58023494
NYCB confirmed to be a winner by the netherworld

[Anonymous No.58023514]

>>58023496
Some dogshit way otm calls(170-200) for april earnings and a bunch of 01/16 25 170-190c LEAPs desu.

I gotta stop going all in one stock. I almost lost my shirt on ADBE. My lotto puts saved my port this morning to breaking even.

[Anonymous No.58023538]

>>58023504
sometimes you say
>navidia

[Anonymous No.58023543]

So what are you guys best cold remedies (besides water, vitamins, bath, sleep)?

[Anonymous No.58023544]

>>58021073
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think those two identical skyscrapers are there anymore

[Anonymous No.58023545]

>>58023538
That's how it's pronounced, homo.

[Anonymous No.58023554]

>>58023543
Lemon ginger tea with honey. Also black seed oil and oregano oil. Simple as

[Anonymous No.58023580]

>>58023545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invidia
they named they selves after this for mystical purposes
You don't think that people are buying their overpriced GPUs because they actually want them right? The company invokes dark arts.

[Anonymous No.58023591]

>>58023494
You got any time to do a reading Mr Tarot anon? I need to know my future.

[Anonymous No.58023605]

>>58023591
I find it harder to read people because I spew general bullshit until it sounds like it works with the cards. At least companies are a bit more relevant and flow easier

[Anonymous No.58023630]

>>58023580
The gpus along with basically all computer hardware/software have glowie backdoors in them and there are demons trapped within the silicon.

[Anonymous No.58023637]

>>58023605
No matter. If you do feel like doing a reading later it would be greatly appreciated anyways.

[Anonymous No.58023654]

>>58023543
Heat

[Anonymous No.58023657]

I miss the 90's

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_FQqAAedVeQ&si=OkR0Iz84ipv42ThT

[Anonymous No.58023692]

>>58023657
>I miss the 90's
BABY BORN BABY BORN

[Anonymous No.58023710]

It's 10pm on a Friday night and all I can think about is female natural gas.

[Anonymous No.58023713]

>>58023692
I was a comfy time

[Anonymous No.58023730]

>>58023710
It is quite nice, and profitable.

[Anonymous No.58023803]

>>58023630
>"This will work," /smg/anon whispered to himself, a mantra against the doubt that gnawed at the edges of his consciousness. His project was unlike any other—an attempt to bridge the digital divide with the arcane, to summon a daemon not just in metaphor but in flesh through the circuits of his computer.
Careful. This stuff is real and not everyone realizes it. It's the kind of knowledge people can't go back from.

[Anonymous No.58023817]

>>58023637
>>58023591
>Nine of Pentacles - Roguery, deception, voided project, bad faith
>Five of Cups - A card of loss. Three are gone but two remain. Inheritance, transmission, patrimony. A card of marriage, but
with frustration.
This suggests that you either acquired something with but difficulty and dissatisfaction with the result, or perhaps experienced a failure and learned something.

>Five of Wands - Trickery, contradiction, litigation, dispute
>The Fool - Folly, mania, extravagance, delirium, frenzy
>Queen of Pentacles - Opulence, magnificence, generosity, liberty
I read this as having a disagreement regarding the current market (mania, frenzy). I am not sure how to read the queen here, as it could suggest that the markets are "opulent" or perhaps anon has freedom or generosity as a consequence of it.

Like I said, it's very general and I'm mostly guessing

>>58023460
In most cases it can be the opposite, but it can also mean the same things but in a lesser amount. For example The Tower is almost always considered a card of confrontation or obstacle

[Anonymous No.58023843]

>discussing the occult
Alright yall better be fine with the consequences of contacting literal demons

[Anonymous No.58023852]

>>58023843
>It doesn't exist an it's just for fun
>Or learn a lesson about the walled garden we live in
Either outcome is fine, I suppose

[Anonymous No.58023868]

>The normalcy he once knew had been transformed, tainted by the knowledge of what he saw on the screen. And though the next day had passed like any other-- for others-- for /smg/anon the subtle shifts in the world around him were visible and served as a constant reminder that once summoned, some forces refuse to be uninvited, their presence a whisper in the code, a shadow in the light.
/smg/ at night is peak comfort

[Anonymous No.58023872]

>>58023817
gypsy gypsy on the wall, will i be the most based of them all? (pretty please)

[Anonymous No.58023888]

>>58023817
Thank you Mr Tarot anon!

>>58023843
I think it's worth it to try and contact the spiritual. At least you'll know if it's real or not. Gotta get them spiritual gainz too.

[Anonymous No.58023895]

>>58023868
I love you guys (at night)

[Anonymous No.58023897]

>>58023872
>ai noserings

[Anonymous No.58023906]

Tarotanon will beat every analyst
trust the plan

[Anonymous No.58023913]

Adult diapers with sex toys built in

Dont steal my idea

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.58023914]

Imagine sleeping on the floor and having a YouTube channel about the female natural gas general of a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.58023918]

>>58023888
I will pray for the lord to protect you on your foolish journey

[Anonymous No.58023956]

i have 700 dollars to burn
what do
more retarded the better
will not accept financial advice
i will put it into a dividend etf if i get no replies

[Anonymous No.58023968]

>>58023803
>to summon a daemon not just in metaphor but in flesh
We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha, this shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We smokin' Runtz. Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run. I had to do it to them, snipe! I went Judge Judy on that pussy, snipe! I'm not loyal to anybody. I'mma demon. I have no loyalty for anyone—never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha! This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. My money longer than James Cameron. On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood. You see it? I really did this. I'm really him. Flipped a whole brick into an empire. Stop playing with me. I have no sympathy. I live for this shit. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm nice wit' it, haha! My money long. My pockets deep. No pocket watchin' in these parts. We straight gassin', cuttin', straight to the bricks. Chanel optics got me seein' shit.

[Anonymous No.58023978]

>>58023895
>In that moment, /smg/anon realized that the digital daemon he had summoned had woven its influence far beyond the confines of his apartment. It had seeped into the very fabric of the city, touching even the minds of its lowest denizens. The vermin, once mere scavengers of the urban sprawl, now served as the daemon’s eyes, watching his every move with unsettling focus.
>>58023918
>Jesus in a computer
kek

[Anonymous No.58023982]

>>58023956
Buy RXRX when markets open

[Anonymous No.58023985]

>>58023956
Pay my rent

[Anonymous No.58024012]

>>58023872
>King of Pentacles - Valor, realized intelligence, business or mathematical aptitude
>Judgement - Change of position, renewal, outcome
This suggests that you are able to confront a new or different situation directly and competently

>The Hierophant - Alliance by marriage, captivity, servitude, mercy
>Nine of Pentacles - Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, discernment
>Knight of Cups - Trickery, artifice, fraud, subtlety
I read this as needing to be careful with what you are "married" to, whether they be possessions, ideas, etc. This reading compliments what I wrote above. Basically you should put yourself into new areas where you might not be comfortable, but do so carefully. For example, perhaps trading a new sector or asset class, or investing in a slightly different way.

[Anonymous No.58024020]

>>58023956
Those stupid coats are so expensive and also so fucking stupid. Nobody who I've seen wearing one will ever be in an environment where they need that kind of insulation.

[Anonymous No.58024032]

>>58024020
>Nobody who I've seen wearing one will ever be in an environment where they need that kind of insulation.
asian women in a temperate climate

[Anonymous No.58024037]

>>58023956
spy puts expiring monday

[Anonymous No.58024059]

>>58024012
this pleases me, thank you very much , may your camel spit dates for a thousand years

[Anonymous No.58024071]

>>58024020
anon pls
she's cute can't that be enough

[Anonymous No.58024074]

>>58023956
FSR calls

[Anonymous No.58024083]

>>58023868
>/smg/anon
Hey that's me!
>some forces refuse to be uninvited
BOP

[Anonymous No.58024099]

>>58024074
holy shit that's hilarious
where do you even hear about shit like this

[Anonymous No.58024101]

>>58023968
this is not what I wanted to hear from a computer when it is making an image for me based on dracula flow lyrics.

[Anonymous No.58024113]

>>58024099
I totally forgot because I was drunk last night but I bought a few because fuck it lmao

[Anonymous No.58024116]

>>58023982
aw what a cute ticker for a co called recursion pharma

[Anonymous No.58024117]

>>58024101
AI exist for generating more Hank Hill

[Anonymous No.58024128]

>>58024083
guys I think dracula is in these threads

[Anonymous No.58024137]

>>58023895
Whose shoe is that?
>>58023897
Noa is literally the perfect loli

[Anonymous No.58024146]

>>58024137
ganon's
everyone knows he's her bull

[Anonymous No.58024152]

>>58024137
her boyfriend’s

[Anonymous No.58024189]

>>58021164
which isekai anime is this

[Anonymous No.58024192]

>>58024137
and she knows it

[Anonymous No.58024223]

>>58022731
>>muh burning Tesla
>were nothing but zerohedge tier economic "hitpieces" and probably the same is true with
lol lmao even

[Anonymous No.58024247]

>>58024152
I dont fantasize about females who live in as disgusting conditions as myself. I imagine females
>>58024117
we can have daemons on computers and have hank hill

[Anonymous No.58024255]

>TSLA bobos
I kneel

[Anonymous No.58024270]

Alright, one more reading for the night. I picked the first three letters that came to mind, in this case ENR, Energizer Holdings
>The Empress - Truth, revelation, or indecision
>Four of Wands - Increase, beauty, embellishment

>Knight of Wands - Rupture, division, interruption
>Nine of Swords - Death, failure, deception, despair
>Two of Cups - Love, passion, friendship, union, relations


I'm drawing some personal knowledge on this since I knew that Energizer and Walmart had become the defendants of a class action lawsuit due to a business arrangement about 5 years ago. At Walmart, they no longer carry Duracell batteries, and Walmart allegedly offered Energizer a cut if they raised the price for every vendor across the board, but still gave Walmart the lowest price so they could advertise their "every day low prices" thing.

In the context of the above, this means that the empress and four of wands will "reveal" their involvement, but perhaps not be found guilty of collusion, leading to an "increase" in value or the cost of batteries themselves. Or perhaps it means they "embellished" their position. The lawsuit can be "interruption" from the knight of wands, and "deception" and "union" from the nine of swords and two of cups with Walmart.

Separately from that, the technicals on it are bullish on the daily chart, and bearish on the weekly and monthly.

[Anonymous No.58024275]

>>58024247
any propane stocks

[Anonymous No.58024279]

>>58024189
I think that is Handyman Saitou

[Anonymous No.58024320]

>>58024279
oh wouldnt have expected that from reading the manga, would have expected a more gritty art style

[Anonymous No.58024336]

I wish things women were real

[Anonymous No.58024344]

>>58024275
>you just want me to say XOM

[Anonymous No.58024350]

>>58022249
i brush my teeth with sodium bicarbonate, actually

[Buff Horses No.58024368]

Is there an automotive ETF?

[Anonymous No.58024384]

>me walking to my office monday to trade short dated options

[Anonymous No.58024392]

>>58024384
damn thats a big boy

[Anonymous No.58024400]

>>58024384
>I walk like this irl

[Anonymous No.58024421]

>>58023956
Be an absolute fucking retard and buy 2x 90p MU 3/28
3 to 1 odds this tanks tanks like MRVL did.

Even better if GTC is a shitshow nothing burger.

You're looking at 2 grand easy

You're looking at about 2 grand if you get

[Anonymous No.58024443]

>>58023494
>Also I fumbled and dropped a bunch of cards while shuffling, not a good omen
A very appropriate omen for that ticker. Prediction's very plausible too. You're on to something.

[Anonymous No.58024445]

>>58022183
No one’s buying your stock, Nimarata.

[Anonymous No.58024456]

>>58024270
thanks for making /smg/ comfy

[Anonymous No.58024477]

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/teslas-stock-selloff-is-way-overdone-as-ev-demand-stabilizes-analyst-says-48441167

[Anonymous No.58024486]

>>58021970
That’s why I assign my miles to foreign alliance partners. They have their own issues but they aren’t putting niggers in the cockpit. Cabin upgrades are only worth it when you’re flying over an ocean anyway.

[Anonymous No.58024498]

[Anonymous No.58024518]

>>58024498
>a secure job
Is speculating on equity index futures considered a secure job?

[Anonymous No.58024522]

>>58024498
What did the US mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58024535]

>>58024518
As long as you manage risk, have a trading plan and remain net profitable, sure

[Anonymous No.58024546]

>>58024443
something bad omen for NYC can be beneficial to NYCB. Ever seen Blazing Saddles?

>In the bustling heart of the city, where skyscrapers pierced the heavens and the streets hummed with the lifeblood of commerce, there existed an establishment of such reputable stature, the New York Community Bank, NYCB by acronym. This financial behemoth, with its coffers deep and wide, is a fickle mistress, and the bank’s once prized office real estate holdings began to wither in value like crops under a scorching sun.

>The NYCB boardroom buzzed not with the usual talk of investments and returns but with a plot most foul. In a desperate gambit to reclaim their losses, they sought the services of a rather unorthodox solutions firm, the interstellar sort. Yes, aliens, but not your garden-variety green men from Mars. These were mercenaries of the cosmos, private military contractors with antennae, armed with technology that made human gadgetry look like child’s play.

>Their task was simple: cause a ruckus, a commotion, a bona fide hullabaloo within the urban jungle that would make the insurance claims soar like rockets. These extraterrestrial troublemakers descended upon the city with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, their antics wild and uncontained. They blasted holographic tumbleweeds down the avenues, projected cosmic lassos that wrapped around streetlights, and orchestrated symphonies of chaos that made the most daring of Broadway shows pale in comparison.

>In the end, NYCB’s gamble paid off, as insurance adjusters, scratching their heads with pens instead of lasers, wrote off damages no man could comprehend. The bank’s balance sheet recovered, much to the chagrin of ethical onlookers, and the city was left with tales of a day when the wild west met the farthest reaches of the galaxy, all under the watchful eyes of a bank that found its salvation in the most unlikely of allies—aliens on the payroll.

[Anonymous No.58024548]

>>58024522
What did the US also mean by this?

[Anonymous No.58024558]

>>58024522
Seems fine to me
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford%27s_law

Not quite the same concept, but the exponential falloff seems similar

[Anonymous No.58024568]

>>58024548
did you play SV
gym leaders used to have fun job themes for kids to look up to. In SV it reached rock bottom

[Anonymous No.58024594]

>>58024152
Ronald McDonald is her boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.58024599]

>>58024384
I try and do the swagger at the end but my whiteness prevents me from succeeding.

[Anonymous No.58024601]

>>58024548
Why do so many retards everywhere want to be teachers? I know the rest of the US list is due to nigger zoomer bullshit, but teachers?

[Anonymous No.58024607]

>>58024568
SV?
>uses ai
If people are using Pokemon to determine their way of life... Jesus FUCKING Christ matey... Long human retardation. New generations ain't looking so good. At the same time, it'll be easier to spot geniuses and back them with resources.

[Anonymous No.58024615]

>>58024601
It's a subtle power play, imho. "If I tell other people how to succeed, I'm smarter than him."
Or, "The advisor who tells the king what to do *is* the king."

[Anonymous No.58024631]

>>58024601
Theres this little thing called cunny and unless you have a private island it doesn't come free.

[Anonymous No.58024639]

>>58024546
Fund it.

[Anonymous No.58024656]

>>58024601
teachers make 80k per year, government retirement, get summers off, and can't be fired.

[Anonymous No.58024684]

>>58024656
>Teachers who teach AP classes
>No students pass the exam
Are teachers retarded? Or are the students retarded? And don't tell me the tests are hard. The tests unironically have gotten easier through the years.

[Anonymous No.58024689]

>>58024615
it's a cope
which top sports star is coaching on the side?
you teach when you can no longer compete with the best. the reason it's high is because of anchoring bias.

[Anonymous No.58024705]

>>58024689
I agree. Definitely remembered wondering why my business professors never started their own businesses, and why they're teaching business in the first place. Came to the same conclusion. Then I *came.*

[Anonymous No.58024713]

>>58021546
Just like how Twitch is unprofitable despite getting shilled out so much by zoomies and uneducated neets for a quick buck kek.

[Anonymous No.58024716]

>>58024639
We may as well buy stock in the companies that own lots of property in 'sanctuary cities'
its not like we can stop them.
Just as much as aliens breaking into walls and cracking windows up to crazy city people setting fire to the buildings the aliens are housed in can lead to insurance + cat bonds arguing over who has to pay until common's taxes pay it. Kinda like Katrina and 9/11 combined.

[Anonymous No.58024729]

>>58021546
>techies

[Anonymous No.58024731]

>>58024684
My ap govt teacher was a dyke female (XX) that bitched about trump all semester. This was spring 2016-- before trump was even locked in
yes we all failed. we didnt even have a textbook. Public schools are bad for a reason

[Anonymous No.58024739]

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