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58019823 No.58019823 [Reply] [Original]

If we use the magic of reinforced collective negative thought, we can crash the price of link to zero.

And if enough of us do it, it will happen because that’s how magic works.

Go ahead and try your new magic power Anon. To cast your new spell, type: LINK GO DOWN, NOW!!!!

Give it a shot and watch the red candles flow.

>> No.58019839

Here I’ll show you how it’s done anon.

LINK!!!!!!! GO DOWN!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!


Check the chart

>> No.58019855

>>58019839
Price when this post happened 19.66
Price now? 19.59

>> No.58019865

>>58019823
Can't we do something positive, like pump Doge to $5 overnight?

>> No.58019876

>>58019865
This IS positive Anon.

>> No.58019898

>>58019876
Oh OK. I'll join in then.
LINK GO
D
O
W
N
NOW!!!!!

>> No.58019902

>>58019898
Nice spell. It’s already dumping

>> No.58019921

>>58019898
Price before this spell: 19.59
Price now: 19.55

>> No.58019931
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58019931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff02mApjDbE
____ _____ __

>> No.58019936

Okay. But only if you amend your magic spell to make the downward price of link correlate with increasing the size of my gf's tits culminating in the price of zero with her tits being fukcing HUGE

>> No.58019942

$18.50 EOD

>> No.58019948

>>58019936
anonchaama your girlfriend will soon be pettanko and tsundere, much like a certain red eyed bully gf

>> No.58019954

CHAINLINK (TICKER: LINK) TOKEN IS NOT NEED NEEDED

NIGGER TOKEN NOT NEEDED
NIGGER TOKEN NOT NEEDED

>> No.58019963

LINK!!!!!!! GO DOWN!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

DOWN DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.58019961

>>58019823
Link will rise. Checkem because kek wills it. You have no power here.

>> No.58019986

>>58019961
LINK WILL DUMP. NIGGER.
CHECK EM

>> No.58019992

>>58019961
Digits denied. LINK GO DOWN NOW

>> No.58019998

>>58019961
>$61 link
means my gf is going to be fuking FLAT

>> No.58020017

Guys it’s working. The price is in free fall. Keep casting!!! Keep casting!!!!!!!!

>> No.58020024

>>58019998
>>58019992
>>58019986
It is already pumping.
>*waves hand across the heavens*
The gods will it
>*waves hand across the earth*
And mother earth approves

>> No.58020039

>>58020024
I see no magic digits. Spell denied. Check ‘em.

>> No.58020043

>>58020024
i love her either way desu

>> No.58020052
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58020052

LINK GO DOWN, NOW!!!!

>> No.58020054

>>58020039
Father Chronos has seen it done. The future has taken root in the present. It is done.

>> No.58020074

>>58020054
Puny little linkoid. There’s no meme magic here for you. Link go down now.

>> No.58020078
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58020078

LINK GO DOWN!!

>> No.58020091

The price shall rise
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

>> No.58020103

>>58020091
>red ID
LINK
GO
DOWN
NOW

>> No.58020136

>>58020103
Red represents your portfolio color.
The price of LINK shall rise
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

>> No.58020162

>>58020136
>using a spell with the word Anal in it
Kek, stinky confirmed

>> No.58020170

LINK DOWN!
LINK DOWN!
LINK DOWN!

>> No.58020208

>>58020162
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha
>>58020170
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha
A reversal is underway.
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha
Now we shall pump
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

>> No.58020240

>>58020208
lol anal gay fag

>> No.58020271

>>58020208
my gfs tits shrunk so fast she just disappeared entirely. thinknig this must mean $250 LINK imminent

>> No.58020274

>>58020240
The bottom is in
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha
We rise
Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha

>> No.58020315

stinkies down the drain
anal nutsack buttsex dog shitto

>> No.58020320
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58020320

Be careful what you wish for

>> No.58020365

>>58020320
It's okay. Their petty evils were unsuccessful. We have thwarted the dump... this time.

>> No.58020392

>>58019823
Buy signal

>> No.58020403

>>58020365
it’s still dropping. your anal magic is powerless here

>> No.58020489

Chainlink needs to be destroyed for our own good. Imagine the relief we will have once the candle hits $0 and we are no longer bound to this shitcoin

>> No.58020508

I think we manifested too hard bros, everything is red

>> No.58020527

>>58019823
WTF STOP THIS NOW IT's $19 ALREADY

LINK!!!! GO UP!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

>> No.58020536

It's time. Let's end the pain just rug it. We can start over with a clean slate and maybe actually buy tokens that perform

>> No.58020540

LINK GO TO STINK
LINK GO TO STINK
$18 SOON
ANAL FUS ROH DAH

>> No.58020551

>>58020536
This.
Let's be free of this depressing, cursed shitcoin.
LINK STINK IN THE PINK
LINK STINK IN THE PINK
LINK GOES DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.58020565

>>58019823
LINK GO DOWN, NOW!!!!

>> No.58020572

do you think the people working at chainlink are in on the grift or do they actually believe that the company is doing something worthwhile apart from taking money from idiots?

>> No.58020637

$18 DOLLAH

>>58020572
I don't think it would matter to them if it was legit or not. Depends on the employee. a hr roastie probably doesn't know.

>> No.58020664

>>58020572
They don't give a shit, they're raking in 300k salaries while 'working' from home and doing fuck all.
Chain-shit is dead.

>> No.58020684

oof marines pull up, retard, retard!!!

>> No.58020687

I went long on chainlink with a shitton of leverage. It is over. Go on without me.

>> No.58020688

>>58020572
Sergey probably wants $1000 Link so he can terraform Mars into a literal cheeseburger, but is taking it slowly so he doesn't piss off satan

>> No.58020716

ahahaha it keeps dropping
LINK GO DOWN
LINK GO DOWN
LINK GO DOWN
kek wills it

>> No.58020746
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58020746

Visualize the price at $0.00 in a massive luna style rug.

>> No.58020765

>>58020746
I’m visualizing it bros. It’s so comfy. I’m visualizing suicide hotlines spammed on biz. Videos of linkies roping

LINK
GO
DOWN

>> No.58020839

All of these unique IDs.
Very organic.
Buy the dip.

>> No.58020842

DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF NEGATIVE THOUGHT
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO $0 EOY FUCKING EASY
LINK GO DOWN
LINK GO DOWN
LINK GO DOWN

>> No.58020858

>>58019823
Your kind has been trying this for years. Since pajeets and trannies lack souls, best you can hope for is to trick anons.

>> No.58021081

>>58020858
its still going down stinky boi

>> No.58021128

>>58019823
What does chainlink even do?
btc is the og
eth gives us shitcoin casino
sol same but cheaper
even icypiss makes you believe it hosts websites on chain
But chainlink? what chains does it link and how? Wtf is an oracle? Those are real terms.jpg

>inb4 read wpaper, retard
Don't you want me to buy your bags?

>> No.58021379

>>58021128
It was a grift to sucker in anons who missed out on ETH.
In return, they also missed out on all over alts that exploded in the next bullruns.
Chainlink is a fucking scam LINK GO DOWN LINK GO DOWN

>> No.58021414

link go UP
CHECKEM

>> No.58021698

>>58019839
IT WORKS! I can't believe this. I just said the magic words and immediately it started falling. Thanks Anon!

>> No.58021815

>Gets asshurt when FUDDIES are told they are evil

>They then literally resort to black magick

Too bad evil is powerless to Lord Jesus Christ. You have no standing here and may our brothers and sisters in Christ stand steadfast against your assaults.

May the God the Heavenly Father drive the spiritual evil from these people who captured by it and are committing acts of wickedness as a vessel for it.

>> No.58022026
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>>58021815
I am a white magician using angelic powers of light to cleanse innocent anons of the evil saturnian mind control they've succumbed to.
The linkies will gnash and squirm like a victim being possessed by demons, but the sooner chainlink goes to 0 the better will its victims be.
Many anons have lost their best years along with their minds to the clutches of this fat sorcerer and his Saturn sigil. Link holders are HEXED, their souls and minds ensnared and bound to suffering.

>> No.58022043

>>58021815
They’re literally too stupid to even be effective in the dark arts.

>> No.58022082
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58022082

SATURN YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE! YOUR WICKED RULE HAS COME TO AN END! I CONSECRATE THIS THREAD TO JUPITER JOVE LOVE JEHOVA YAHWEH ZEUS IESUS JESUS DEUS PATER DIOS PADRE SKY FATHER.

>> No.58022172
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58022172

YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED AT ENSLAVING MANKIND IN YOUR SMART CONTRACT ai 666 BEAST SYSTEM. SATURN WORSHIPPERS WILL NEVER PROFIT. THE GLORIOUS HAND OF GOD WILL COME STRIKE DOWN THE CANDLES OF ANY ATTEMPTED PUMPS BY THESE DARK SATURNIAN FORCES.

>> No.58022635

>>58019823
IT WOULD BE LIKE CRASHING TETHER LMAO

>> No.58022653
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58022653

SATURN ATTACK! Your spell is now broken!