/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58017294]

Whats the best coin to turn $200 into 5 million?

[Anonymous No.58019188]

Unironically probably LINU. If you're feeling risky, you got APU and other shit coins going around but desu they'll realistically rug (didn't stop me from buying $150 worth of APU but I doubt I'll ever see that money again).

[Anonymous No.58019198]

>>58017294
Roast chicken Pepe?

[sage No.58019211]

(AFLDS) coin called all fields

[Anonymous No.58019225]

>Doginhood

[Anonymous No.58019295]

>>58019188
This

[Anonymous No.58019481]

>>58017294
I'd say PINU but jannies will ban me for that, so buy bitcoin or something I guess

[Anonymous No.58019973]

None, you are fucked if all you got is 200 bucks. Check this out though, you can buy a lot of these with 200 I think. Nevermind the doomer inflation sentiment in this image, Truflation likes to post stuff like this to make us feel bad over things we can't control.

[Anonymous No.58020004]

>>58017294
Here's a protip: Grab everything shilled to you in this thread and use it as a list of filters. Go to any DEX, search for shitcoin scams, and if you see anything from this list you immediately avoid it.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.58020058]

>>58019973
is that a taco? a burrito? or shawarma?

[Anonymous No.58020073]

>>58020004
Does this really work?...you just buy the other stuff that wasn't shilled just random stuff that pops up

[Anonymous No.58020095]

>>58020004
gyosa pepe is good pepe

[Anonymous No.58020126]

>>58017294
2500x

[Anonymous No.58020127]

>>58017294
I dont that's entirely possible, people has this idea that investing in cryptos is free money into millions, but that's far from true

[Anonymous No.58020129]

>>58020058
I'm not exactly sure what these are supposed to be but they do look kind of appetizing. These as well, check them.
>>58020073
It's a better strategy than simply taking whatever /biz/ provides at face value, honestly.

[Anonymous No.58020140]

>>58019973
>5 1/2 dollars for shitty over processed slop with no trace of nutritional value or natural ingredients in it wrapped in recycled plastic
taco bell is run by clowns hailing from california.

[Anonymous No.58020150]

$80 in gas fees for 1 swap, then you have to save $80 of your ETH to swap it back to cash out, so realistically you only have $40 to invest.

[Anonymous No.58020156]

>>58019481
Waaa im le warrior fighting le good fight jannies le bad waaa ill get banned waaaa. And here you are. Curious almost as if nobody cares about your rugpull scam. Weird innit?

[Anonymous No.58020165]

>>58020150
>he thinks fees are still 80

[Anonymous No.58020168]

>>58020129
that's eggs with 4 types of pork

[Anonymous No.58020186]

>>58019188
nah, impossible, gtfo

[Anonymous No.58020237]

>>58019973
Those suck.
The beefy melt thing they have now is waaaaaaaay better.

[Anonymous No.58020243]

>>58020156
>rajesh getting called out for skill issue
my sides

[Anonymous No.58020247]

>>58020165
so they are like 100$?

[Anonymous No.58020256]

>>58019973
you can make it with 200 bucks easily and live with 100 a month if you got rent covered

[Anonymous No.58020265]

>>58020186
I mean yeah those kind of gains are practically impossible for any coin, but with LINU at least you may get some pretty awesome returns in the end.

[Anonymous No.58020328]

Is gas really over 80 bucks a swap ffs

[Anonymous No.58020356]

>>58020328
Just wait until the bullmarket actually starts and the network is clogged

[Anonymous No.58020531]

>>58017294
Invest in Hotpockets

[Anonymous No.58020569]

Bloki, anon. It's just the floki meme but on base. Can't fail

[Anonymous No.58020601]

if people really know that, don't you think they will do something about it, instead of posting it online.

[Anonymous No.58020607]

>>58017294
Apu
5m mcap
Have a look at the site
apu.club

[Anonymous No.58020647]

>>58017294
Your only legit bet for exactly that scenario is Pekachu on the solana chain, 5k mc released today, buy it so I can feed my village ser

[Anonymous No.58020667]

>>58020095
thanks I made it

[Anonymous No.58020867]

baldcat on base. Only 18k mcap, if you want those returns you can"t buy something already at 100k-1m mcap. https://baldcat.xyz/

[Anonymous No.58020915]

>>58020150
Dude in that pic going to get his dick wet.
No cap.

[Anonymous No.58021361]

>>58017294
Ok, I'll effortpost. I have autism.
Trend: SocialFi. As technocratic censorship increasees, there is demand for p2p social media so people can own their own communities and talk about censored social, economic, medical and political etc issues. Plebbit meets this demand.

Plebbit $pleb is an opensource, free to use, scalable P2P social media protocol with no https endpoints or ssl, making it actually decentralized unlike federated social media or steemit.
Plebbit has optional NFTs and ENS for avatars and names.
Plebbits token is used for tipping and to curate the default feed (driving token demand).
10m mcap.
It is 100% funded by the lead autistic dev, with 100% of the plebbit supply airdropped on biz in 2022 (no scam VCs).
Long term targets 1-5b 2026-2027.
Pic rel

[Anonymous No.58021855]

>>58017294
It is better to accumulate Qanx right now than getting rekt chasing shitcoins faggot

[Anonymous No.58022073]

catgirl coin only

[Anonymous No.58022137]

>>58017294
Doesn't exist!
You have a better chance at turning few cents in AVAX to 1 whole BTC than doing this. Just predict the price of BTC at the halving correctly and you have a good chance of winning.

[Anonymous No.58023375]

>>58020915
Maybe you'll leak it dry when it gets wet

[Anonymous No.58023617]

>>58020356
ETH is such a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.58024541]

>>58017294
No singular coin. 200 -> 5,000,000 is literally a 25000x. Even with shitcoins where you might get 20 - 100x if you're lucky, you're talking about winning continuously multiple times in a row.

My strat this bull is going to be mercenary about it. $200 starting basis, pull out at something conservative like 5-10x. Take out 80% with 40% in fiat and 40% to invest in new shitcoins with. That way every time I gamble I'm still doubling your investment basis. Given a bull lasts about 200 - 300 days, let's be pessimistic and say shitcoins take 2 weeks to pump and dump. That's still 15 shitcoins cycles if you're optimistic and can find a new one every 2 weeks.

Realistically I'm hoping to turn $200 to $50,000 or something. I'm already up 3x on my normie crypto investments (BTC/ETH/AVAX/CTSI). If I lose that $200, that's a day's worth of wages, whatever. If I fucking make it, then fuck it, we ball.

t.$APU holder. I fucking hate my jew bank and Moonpay. Could've got APU and had a comfy buy in at $4m mcap but nooooo you have to wait 24h goyim!!! No you can't spend your own money like that!!!.

[Anonymous No.58024636]

>>58020150
curve swaps are 20usd
lower if you're smart
you should always use curve when possible, slippage makes a big difference

[Anonymous No.58024644]

>>58022073
nat is the prettiest girl on this entire planet

[Anonymous No.58024692]

>>58019188
Hey dude, Diamond-Hand Dave here. Let me tell ya, you hit the nail on the head with LINU. It's like finding a hidden Warp Zone in Super Mario Bros – you take that risk, you make that jump, and before you know it, you're swimming in coins like Scrooge McDuck. Sure, there's plenty of other coins out there, like APU and whatnot, but let's be real here – most of 'em are about as reliable as a Koopa Troopa in a minefield. Now, I get it, the allure of those shiny new coins is hard to resist (heck, even I've dabbled in 'em), but when it comes down to it, LINU's the real deal. Speaking of deals, let me tell you about this little encounter I had with my wife's boyfriend. Picture this: he decides to give me a massive wedgie, thinking he can shake my resolve. But little does he know, as he hoists me up by my undies, he's met with a sight that makes even Bowser quake in his shell – my TEAM LINU undies, proudly on display. I couldn't help but smirk and scoff as he bore witness to the undeniable truth – while he's busy playing the fool, he's missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime. So, my friend, strap in, stay diamond-handed, and let's ride this rocket to the moon together, and remember, the election is right around the corner, and we need to banish that Orange Cheetoh to the Shadow Realm once and for all. #BidenHarris2024 #WakandaForever

[Anonymous No.58024977]

>>58017294
plebbit

[Anonymous No.58025121]

>>58017294
It's called 5milliondollarcoin. I just invented it and in two weeks it will be worth 5 mil. (Currently undervalued at $200)

[Anonymous No.58026020]

>>58022137
Predict where? On my TL?

[Anonymous No.58026396]

>>58026020
Nah
Visit Nuklai on X to get the official link on where to post your predictions. They're the sponsors of the contest.

[Anonymous No.58026404]

DWELL will unironically 100x on base

[Anonymous No.58026425]

stuck for only $1.2k to completed my graduation. I wish something magical would happened to me and I could arranged the money.

can any of you help me out?

[Anonymous No.58027024]

>>58026396
A new protocol would give you 1BTC for free? Wake up dumb fag

[Anonymous No.58027075]

>>58017294
Either LOBO or World record egg on BASE. 1.4k MC here’s CA
0x0697cd42320af4e29522a6451c16c26724c470ac

[Anonymous No.58027106]

>>58017294
happens one in a life time. I'd rather buy solid coins like PYTH. staedy growth. SUPRA will follow same path.

[Anonymous No.58027187]

>>58017294
$APU, but unironically.
2.63M -> 15M mcap in less than 24 hours.
cozy TG chat filled with biz frens and extremely based dev.

[Anonymous No.58027273]

>>58017294
XE JENG PENG
will do easy 10x, probably much more.

Just Launched on BASE. This is your chance to be early.

https://www.dextools.io/app/en/base/pair-explorer/0x0B6f8F37D4D0a538cc7eeb55A755886aEDAE0bB7

[Anonymous No.58027280]

>>58017294
You won’t find a better chart on all of Solana. $DBUY
https://dexscreener.com/solana/b2udzidkt5dvdbzyzslwb9csfguzlduqyd9ggcur1w6s

[Anonymous No.58027323]

>>58027187
anon pls don't get my hopes up

[Anonymous No.58027482]

>>58027024
Not all new protocols start off as jokers.
The dev team of Nuklai are no new comers in this space with the CEO being the co-founder of AllianceBlock as well as other team members who OGs. They've bagged a number of solid partnerships even before going live. I don't think fulfilling their end of the bargain of giving out 1BTC is going to be an issue at all

[Anonymous No.58027586]

>>58017294
BITCOIN - SATOSHI'S VISION

[Anonymous No.58028225]

>>58027482
How long more until this contest is over?

[Anonymous No.58028263]

$APU

[Anonymous No.58028265]

>>58017294
When is someone turning this thing into a token?

[Anonymous No.58028298]

>>58017294
25000x? Bitcoin 14 years ago

[Anonymous No.58028308]

>>58017294
>LINU
>APU
>COMFY

[Anonymous No.58028686]

Moai on sol 1000 x
Catgirl 500x

[Anonymous No.58029150]

>>58028225
I think 22nd from the initial announcement but word on the street is that they'll extend it for a week or two

[Anonymous No.58029156]

OP your expectations are unrealistic but if you're looking for new shit that isn't a run and has lots of runway I'd say NAO (Nettensor), AERO or SCRT.