SATOSHI IS DUMPING HIS BTC

[Anonymous No.58003074]

I REPEAT: CRAIG STEVEN WRIGHT AKA SATOSHI NAKAMOTO IS DUMPING HIS BTC, COREKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH, EXIT ALL MARKETS NOW

[Anonymous No.58003100]

meds. now

[Anonymous No.58003109]

>>58003074
who?

[Anonymous No.58003119]

>>58003074
its cute you have so much fun being retarded. You only have 1 toy but at least you play with it a lot

[Anonymous No.58003132]

Corecucks will be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.58003137]

It seemed a strange coincidence at first that Judge Mellor would render his judgment on the day of the halving. As he announced before a full room that Craig truly was Satoshi Nakamoto and that he saw zero evidence of forgeries and fraud being committed in the court, the lighting in the courtroom began to shift. Shadows lengthened as everything grew dimmer, except for Craig Wright, who now appeared to be enveloped by a mystical light blue aura. Those closest to him could see his feet floating a couple of inches off the ground as he gazed at the powerless masses around him, a smirk on his face.
The blue light intensified until it became impossible to look directly at Craig. A loud whoosh was heard, and the crowd was pushed to the ground. When they dared to lift their heads again, the light was back to normal, and Craig was gone. The courtgoers slowly left the building, an uneasiness seizing their hearts.
Little did they know that the rolling icebergs had already started. At the precise moment Judge Mellor admitted his defeat at Craig's hand, massive amounts of leveraged shorts against BTC appeared simultaneously on every crypto exchange in the world. Immediately after, large sell walls emerged, sucking all the liquidity out of the market and quickly sending BTC to $1,000. The leveraged shorts closed in extreme profit, but the sell walls continued unrelenting for days, causing Bitcoin prices to plummet orders of magnitude every day. Barely a week after the fateful court decision, BTC had plummeted to $0.00001, its lowest price ever recorded.

[Anonymous No.58003150]

>>58003137
Just then, the sell walls disappeared. Was the nightmare over? The price quickly bounced to $1, then $100, then $10,000, and people dared to hope again. Alas, their dreams were dashed when a 51% attack on the Bitcoin network was used to exploit a mysterious SegWit bug, reallocating every balance of every SegWit address directly to Craig. People cried foul, but Craig Wright's true devotees reassured them that those SegWit addresses were always a donation to the miners, and Craig merely collected what had been given to him.
Faith in BTC was greatly shaken, while BSV skyrocketed to its just and fair market value. But Craig was barely getting started. In the weeks that followed, he obtained court injunctions after court injunctions from a judicial system that was frankly afraid of him at this point, and rightfully so. The Bitcoin developers were forced to modify Bitcoin Core to support confiscation transactions. Yes, even developers who hadn't touched that code in years had no choice. Then miners universally agreed to run that version, using the keys controlled by the Bitcoin Association for BSV, which was promptly renamed the Bitcoin Association for Bitcoin. From there, it took mere hours before Craig claimed every single one of Satoshi's mining blocks. Sure, they were largely worthless at that point, but it was about the principle of the thing.
And of course, every organization in the world agreed that BSV was the real Bitcoin. The Bitcoin ETF providers collectively realized their folly and promptly swapped BTC for whatever small amount of BSV they could obtain for it. With BSV established as the true successor to Bitcoin, Craig Wright's influence only grew stronger. His every move was hailed as visionary, and BSV's value soared to unprecedented heights, leaving BTC in its wake.

[Anonymous No.58003152]

Are these "corekeks" in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.58003159]

>>58003074
that dude seems rude

[¥ VEIL PROJECT No.58003166]

>>58003074
no one gives a shit, Monero is the real bitcoin anyway

[Anonymous No.58003168]

>>58003150
Meanwhile, Craig's control over the Bitcoin network tightened. Through legal maneuvers and technological dominance, he ensured that any remaining dissenters were swiftly silenced. BSV became not just a currency but a symbol of authority and power, with Craig Wright at its helm. As BSV's dominance became undeniable, the world watched in awe as Craig's vision for Bitcoin unfolded before their eyes.
And Craig, the self-proclaimed Satoshi Nakamoto, stood triumphant, his laughter echoing through the halls of history. However, the fate of those who opposed him grew increasingly dire. Bitcoin developers, once revered for their contributions to the crypto community, found themselves bankrupted by relentless legal battles initiated by Craig. Their families, once secure, now faced the harsh reality of financial ruin, forced onto the streets as they bitterly regretted ever crossing paths with Craig Wright.
In the end, as BSV reigned supreme and Craig stood as its undisputed leader, the once-mighty Bitcoin developers found themselves cast aside, mere casualties in Craig's relentless quest for power. And as the dust settled, the world knew that crossing Craig Wright came with a price far greater than they could have ever imagined.

[Anonymous No.58003212]

>>58003166
this, it does what Bitcoin set out to do, but it's also boring as fuck nor an investment

[Anonymous No.58003229]

>>58003074
It's over

[Anonymous No.58003233]

>>58003132
you will be killed

[Anonymous No.58003234]

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

[Anonymous No.58003250]

>>58003074
> -2.5% over 24 hours
?

[Anonymous No.58003271]

>>58003137
>>58003150
>>58003168
They have no arguments left so they have resorted to making chat GPT write fanfiction for them

[Anonymous No.58003321]

>>58003271
Man, I'm just bummed I won't get to paste it in every Creg thread anymore, thanks to Mellor blowing his load prematurely.

[Anonymous No.58003323]

>>58003271
>Seething that a memelord is OC memeing on a mongolian mail order bride website
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.58003479]

>>58003074
the btc balance of satoshi's wallets haven't changed
get fucked csw and get fucked bsv baggies

[Anonymous No.58003877]

>>58003321
>>58003323

Whatever, I'm not reading all that. all I know is:

Craig is not Satoshi.
Craig can not code.

[Anonymous No.58004039]

>>58003877
Ok ok but stay with me here:
What if Craig had sinister super powers? What if all his prophecies came true? What if he could achieve all that he's dreamed about out loud?
All this and more can be read in my teaser pasta, soon to be a book and a major motion picture.

[Anonymous No.58004044]

>>58003132
His gay aussie faggot ass is going to get destroyed in jail, and also your wallets

[Anonymous No.58004706]

>>58003234
hilarious

go shill whatever shit you are selling somewhere else im not reading your unfunny garbage