/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERA

[Anonymous No.58002860]

[Anonymous No.58002881]

Wow another absolute shit thread

[Anonymous No.58002885]

>>58002860
why do you niggers do this? sage this shit

[Anonymous No.58002889]

>>58002860
Awful bread

[Anonymous No.58002894]

elon will be bankrupt in less than 5 years. cap this.

[Anonymous No.58002897]

The meta. Oregon nation killed Washington state. Oregon turned each town and region into a separate nation and liberated the drug scene. Cali has also divided into a bunch of nations.
Paramilitary rules. Each nations anarcho police are getting rid of the fake-federal parasites.

Exclusive markets are exclusive nations and true markets.
True democracy is infinite organically equal leaders in an exclusive collective.
Regards to Farm To Table. And offline markets. Its rumoured that parasite hackers tried to mess with the online housing market, hence why its been bad even amidst abundant empty buildings and empty land. Encourage migration and the hunting down of parasites trying to inhabit housing and eat the true locals food via gimmicks of fake wealth. Encourage the burning of churches as well. Also there is no exchange rate, only a thief says a big enough pile of garbage is worth gold. Anyone who says billions of Shekel or billions of Rupee can afford a glass of American milk, is a thief. Police must go all out paramilitary and abstract multidimensional solving. An economy is a soul, and our soul is priceless!

Also Sylvania and the North are allied with Dixie and are crushing the tumour called Washington DC.

Also hordes of Slavs are migrating to London, Paris, and America. Liberating the economy.
An economy is a soul.

[Anonymous No.58002917]

>move fast anon, sell

[Anonymous No.58002918]

>>58002894
Cap this, jew

[Anonymous No.58002941]

Got my entire port in ADBE options.

See ya'll on the other side.

[Sage No.58002945]

Sage

[Anonymous No.58002970]

AEVA was looking really good with a contract deal with Daimler to supply LiDAR tech and was even spared the expenses of opening a mass production factory by allowing production to be at their own factories. Then another company deal with some kpop company but then dumped when a stock split was announced. Still holding because i bought pretty low before the rally.

[sage No.58002982]

sage

[Anonymous No.58003003]

[Anonymous No.58003009]

You couldn't pay me to have kids, I am going to ride out this life for hopefully about 50 years, very wasted and homeless I might add, and then my heart will explode. I hope. That's it. That's my plan for this life. Drunk in a gutter until I die. May I leave no impact on anybody.

t. 100% Norwegian with AB negative blood

[Anonymous No.58003043]

Repeat after me:

I AM SAFE
ITS JUST MONEY
I AM STILL HEALTHY
I WILL BE OKAY

[Anonymous No.58003068]

>>58002970
~400 shares here
I'm holding. I'm upset about the stock split too, but I got in after it was announced. I'm holding.

[Anonymous No.58003147]

shit rhead
stocks are crashing
greedy fucks aren't happy with a 30% gain in 4 fucking months take some profit you fat cow

[Anonymous No.58003158]

Bros, why the fuck is Nvidia dumping so much? My bags are getting shit down, fuck!

[Anonymous No.58003161]

Do you guys trade/ look at stocks on phone or computer?

[Anonymous No.58003216]

>>58003161
Phone. Ibkr finviz and trading view

[Anonymous No.58003217]

NVDA is a lot like Bitcoin. Scratch tickets for plebs.

[Anonymous No.58003241]

>>58003161
Every now and than I'll buy and sell on phone, but I'd never trade, too much of a mess on a touchscreen, and if my signal is shoddy I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.58003248]

>>58003161
I don't even own a phone.

[Anonymous No.58003312]

Ohhhh bobo it’s time to play cave explorer

[Anonymous No.58003315]

>Dick's
homos win today

[Anonymous No.58003328]

any Israeli defense stocks worth getting? you'd think they have a lot of business right now

[Anonymous No.58003343]

>>58003248
That would be me if every service in the world didn't require a phone number
I could fuck with an arm or risc-v laptop with cellular data and a phone number tho

[Anonymous No.58003348]

>>58003328
Israel doesn’t exist

[Anonymous No.58003353]

>>58003328
nope america is paying for everything even the palestinian rockets

[Sloorper No.58003358]

>>58003161
I just call my (female) broker on the phone

[Anonymous No.58003370]

>>58003328
What’s going on here, aerodynamically speaking?

[Anonymous No.58003400]

>>58003328
it's truly amazing that the sensors in the nose are so powerful they can detect a penny 100 ft deep from 45,000 feet in the air.

[Anonymous No.58003423]

>>58003161
Look at 'em on my phone, but only trade on desktop.

[Anonymous No.58003424]

>>58003348
>>58003353
Yeah that's what I'm getting to too, even the company that makes the Merkava is state owned
>>58003370
There's a massive radar in there

[sage No.58003451]

sage

[Anonymous No.58003458]

I quit my job and couldn't get another now I can't pay rent haha

at least southern california exists I'll just be homeless on a beach and get free drugs and food fuck it

[Anonymous No.58003459]

>>58003003
How long until the Nvidia bubble bursts and takes the entire economy with it?

[Anonymous No.58003471]

>>58003358
As a female, can you tell me if Ulta is a winner or a loser today?

[Anonymous No.58003478]

Bought some SOXL calls, do I buy more today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58003485]

As a sofisticated dividend investor, my gains are assured.

[Anonymous No.58003494]

>>58003424
>There's a massive radar in there
That can only see forward?
The E-3 Sentry seems better

[Anonymous No.58003495]

[Anonymous No.58003511]

>>58003009
>>58003458
most mentally stable californian

[Anonymous No.58003513]

Why the fuck is NVDA being pressed down? I genuinely don't understand

[Anonymous No.58003514]

>>58003485
Nice. In 200 years your great great great grandsons Tyrone and Tyreeq will be very well off

[Anonymous No.58003531]

>>58003485
>As a sophisticated dividend investor,
Luda?
https://youtu.be/efKg6VC6HX0?t=95

[Anonymous No.58003534]

>>58003513
Tesla seems stranger to me

[Anonymous No.58003565]

>>58003494
Wrong, it can see through time.
LMT, because fuck you.
>>58003147
I... I don't have any profits.

>>58003534
The Asians have entered the US markets, again. Only these are slants, not central/african big noses.
They know that letting TSLA get funded means they lose, so they're working with Iger to fuck up the US generally. Or, that's imo.

[Anonymous No.58003570]

All the niggers that switched to this thread are the reason faggots bake early. You are the reason this happens.
Same with simps spending money on OF bitches.

[Anonymous No.58003574]

just got a call from my female broker (male), it's not looking good anons.

[Anonymous No.58003580]

[Anonymous No.58003582]

-20% today lads
think i'll try ripping off a brinks truck after work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58003584]

>>58003494
There's also some radar stuff on the side, and apparently in the tail from what I understand
The one in the last pic also has a roof installation, but it's missing on this one for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.58003594]

>>58003574
The plastic tie ups aren't holding the tucks? Or is it leaking fluids? JNJ, or whatever they are in the topical stuff now. Ointments ain't free.

[Anonymous No.58003597]

>>58003582
Wtf are you in?

[Anonymous No.58003598]

>>58003216
HAH same, minus trading view. Which algos do you use besides smart money by luxor

[Anonymous No.58003605]

HOOK OR CHODE
call it.

[Anonymous No.58003613]

>>58003424
AI radar?

[Anonymous No.58003631]

>>58003605
not familiar with your diamond ta please explain

[Anonymous No.58003641]

>>58003584
I have decided this current market is gay and untradeable. /cashgang/ until further notice.

[Anonymous No.58003644]

>>58003605
BENCHODE BLOODY SIR

[Anonymous No.58003645]

Don’t care if this is a trap. I just sold all my semiconductor holdings. Bought more LLAP and uranium.

[Anonymous No.58003655]

>client's in jail
>his plea agreement to release him isn't signed by the judge
>judge is on vacation
>he calls me literally every day from jail asking when he'll be released
I've just stopped answering. Oh and uh Intel is a poor buy, to make this /smg/ related.

[Anonymous No.58003679]

I should have sold my SOXL bags days ago

[Anonymous No.58003712]

>>58003631
https://thepatternsite.com/diamondt.html

[Anonymous No.58003717]

Low effort AI slop.

[Anonymous No.58003728]

>>58003717
Don’t care.

[Anonymous No.58003729]

>>58003613
Nah kek the system is from the 90s, and the airframe is probably from the 60s or 70s
It'll be a sad day when no more 707s are flying

[Anonymous No.58003740]

>>58003679
average down retard

[Anonymous No.58003753]

>>58003679
Sell and gtfo (and then watch it go up)

[Anonymous No.58003755]

>Fun fact, tax evasion is also one of the few crimes in which you cannot plead insanity.

[Anonymous No.58003756]

>>58003655
can't you get a justice o' peace?
Jail is horrible. Normally filthy, obviously dangerous.
With the yids running inflation we've got people do years long sentences in temp-lock up with recent arrests all over the US.
And you faggots continue to make it impossible for a court to be common.
Fuck man, you're making me buy Smith and Wesson again.
>>58003740
take the loss?

[Anonymous No.58003762]

>>58003729
That was ironic/sarcastically meant. Are you the guy who recently explained something about graphicscards being able to change games' graphics through mods or something

[Anonymous No.58003764]

How bad was the ppi print today?

[Anonymous No.58003770]

I WAS LYING ON THE GRASS ON SUNDAY MORNING IF LAST WEEK INDULGING IN MY SELF DEFEAT

[Anonymous No.58003781]

>>58003764
It was a nothingburger. The market is completely irrational. These faggots are selling though nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.58003789]

Double top on aapl if you want a quick buck

[Anonymous No.58003799]

>>58003756
Are you British? I don't know what a justice of peace is...

[Anonymous No.58003832]

>>58003459
Dunno, probably when some startups using AI products go bankrupt after realizing AI produces shit quality output. It will be Tesla self-driving all over again. Making it drive in standard conditions is easy, being unable to properly react to changing conditions is what made it fail.

[Anonymous No.58003841]

>>58003799
Thank goodess you have a curiosity about law in the US outside of whatever you fake to be your jurisdiction.
That's SWBI $17.5 Put 1/17/2025

[Anonymous No.58003850]

>>58003762
Kind of what I expected, made me kek, but you never know what people will believe in during this AI frenzy
>Are you the guy who recently explained something about graphicscards being able to change games' graphics through mods or something
Nah but wtf did he even mean by that, unless he really misunderstood DLSR or upscaling

[Anonymous No.58003865]

BORING

[Anonymous No.58003867]

>>58003781
Are you sure?

[Anonymous No.58003868]

Anyone knows a company that produces effective anti-drone defense systems? I assume many countries will be buying those in preparation for upcomming conflicts.

[Anonymous No.58003883]

MARA is anally destroying me... I'm back to 0 profit and when it dips I'm in minus...

[Anonymous No.58003893]

>>58003868
laser antimissile stuff works well

[Anonymous No.58003901]

Look at these cocky bastards market makers. Their smug aura mocks you. Their liquidity can be yours.

[Anonymous No.58003919]

fuck I’ve been planning on playing this upcoming fed this week for months WTF is this NVDA conference bs I’m just now learning? Idk how to play next week now

[Anonymous No.58003922]

>>58003893
Hmm, I wonder if this is why optics semis are having such a great time right now.

[Anonymous No.58003923]

>>58003717

[Anonymous No.58003924]

>>58003868
magnets? and battery makers for EMPS and radio jamming

[Anonymous No.58003927]

>>58003850
I didn't get it myself fully. I also can't remember what exactly he said, which is why it is highly likely my question isn't correct. When he explained it it sounded believeable.

Your response simply reminded me of that cause I also gave a sarcastic response and he explained it all.

I also laughed at your response, lol

[Anonymous No.58003929]

>>58003841
I'm guessing it's a magistrate judge? We don't have those in my jurisdiction. Judge is all we've got.

[Anonymous No.58003934]

>>58003919
https://www.nvidia.com/gtc/keynote/

[Anonymous No.58003941]

>>58003924
>magnets
I would never invest in a technology I dont understand

[Anonymous No.58003967]

>>58003934
so gay ai comps thats running the market are going to have a circlejerk fest together the same week markets are supposed to correct great

[Anonymous No.58003999]

I can remain retardedly stubborn longer than this market can remain irrational

[Anonymous No.58004005]

Just bought S&P dip

[Anonymous No.58004012]

pulled out of AMD and TSMC, gonna buy back in after it drops to shit

keeping my intel chad stocks

between monday and today lost $1000 potential profit, fuck my life for removing stop loss and thinking it would bounce back once

[Anonymous No.58004023]

>AAPL green
>everything else red

[Anonymous No.58004025]

I have 200 extra dollars to throw at a gamble before the weekend. What are we thinking

[Anonymous No.58004032]

>>58003868
Maybe LAZR? they are a lidar company out of FL primarily into short range lidar for cars and shit but they also do some defense contracting and consulting with the US military. i could see lidar being used to in urban environments to preemptively detect drone swarms/attacks. current effective rates hover around 200m. cheap too.

[Anonymous No.58004051]

i've got one thousand dollars and zero strategy

[Anonymous No.58004059]

>>58004025
iron condor on ADBE
up or down, its expected to move

[Anonymous No.58004061]

>>58003770
That song is way happier than that.
You need something even worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5uamDMoW4o
>don't actually listen to this shit

>>58003929
Can't you ask of a higher court? Is there nobody sitting in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AelpbAegA-4
That's SAVE, cause poor fags gotta bury their family too.

[Anonymous No.58004062]

>>58003343
Ok I do own a flip phone but I never turn it on unless I need it for portable data.

[This is not financial advice !!K69ZZKy+XdE No.58004070]

>>58004005
>>58004025
>>58004051
>i just bought VOO
DCA into spy or voo. stop trying to time the market

[Anonymous No.58004080]

>>58004025
IHS

[Anonymous No.58004112]

>>58004012
>lost $1000
>the world is ending

holy the cope you lost your lunch money and you are panicking like a normie. I lost $100000 in unrealized and I ain't even flinch

U aint gonna make it with that emotional level of yours

[Anonymous No.58004122]

He sold

[Anonymous No.58004158]

>>58004032
Not sure about that. 200m is kinda short range for air attacks I think. If they are using infrared like other lidar solutions do, then it would most likely be a no-go, as it would be visible to enemies from very far away.

[Anonymous No.58004166]

>>58003883
Should have taken profit at 30 bro. I bought 100 dollars just to make some easy 10 bucks and I'm also down lol

[Anonymous No.58004174]

>>58004061
>Can't you ask of a higher court?
Nope. Defendant sits until judge gets back.

[Anonymous No.58004181]

>>58002860
Any info on MPW divy for march? They haven't missed a single one since 2004 and there is nothing in the latest 10-K. Since they are losing money there shouldn't be any but I'm surprised they haven't said so out right. Do US companies not declare $0 dividends?

[Anonymous No.58004183]

>>58003143

update, we are sussing hard rn guys fr fr

[Anonymous No.58004189]

Do I buy this phone now for 107 or wait til the inevitable recession?

Reminder: >>58003580

[Anonymous No.58004191]

>>58004181
Just go with MAIN

[Anonymous No.58004204]

>>58004112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg
>>58004174
See, that's the kind of shit that should be pound of flesh. A faggot should lose his spleen for not having someone available to fill duty in cases like this.

GME, diamond hand baggies are gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.58004206]

>>58004189
107 EURO, not USD. I guess you could tell by the language, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.58004207]

>>58004181
medical is a service industry, they'll be the last to rise and first to fall. I imagine the rents are similar

[Anonymous No.58004218]

Natgasbros we're BACK

[Anonymous No.58004235]

>>58004183
Look at that look at it

[Anonymous No.58004251]

This is basically a text book case of bull market turbulence / profit taking?

[Anonymous No.58004261]

And just like that bitcoin will never be above 70k again

[Anonymous No.58004263]

>>58004251
maybe.

[Anonymous No.58004264]

>>58004204
If it were a misdemeanor charge, I'd agree. In this case, the guy is lucky I negotiated 18 months penitentiary time off the table and gave him a credit for time served sentence. A few more days in county won't kill him.
Uhh, invest in index funds and follow the boglehead approach, fellow ontopic folks.

[Anonymous No.58004271]

which stock has the fattest gyatt

[Anonymous No.58004278]

>>58004251
Zoom out and see for yourself. All just noise

[Anonymous No.58004297]

>>58004264
DWI?

[Anonymous No.58004302]

>>58004251
That is indeed the case my fellow bvll. We will soon Retvrn to the Normal state of breaking new market ATHs on a weekly basis. The current aberrations will shortly be corrected.

[Anonymous No.58004309]

>>58004297
Fleeing law enforcement and going through stop signs while doing so, nearly striking passengers, etc.

[Anonymous No.58004313]

>>58004271
COMPLETE THE CHODE

[Anonymous No.58004318]

It keeps going down, how I stop it?

[Anonymous No.58004319]

MSFT I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.58004334]

Found some aussie company called Dedrone.
Thales from France is also working on counter-drone defense system and it develops globohomo shit like citizen surveilance.
There is also Leonardo DRS from Italy.

All of them are already up since 2023, so yeah, I wish I was not a stupid retard and came up with this idea way earlier. Sounds like I will retire in an underground tunnel afterall

[Anonymous No.58004337]

>>58004112
I personally have a NW of about $65-75k; and take about 32k a year. For me, the issue is that I'm in a mcjob and I have little ambitions. I enjoy my work I save my money, I live stress free and have no debt. But moving up into a more skilled job (say, a broker) comes with a whole lot of headaches and I don't necessarily know if it's a job I'd enjoy.
So for me, I have a nagging feeling like I'm ngmi based on stunted income growth and failure to succeed at other ventures. In my case, I've lost about $150 (of $350) that I put on the forex markets in about a month or two. It's $100, but it's also about 40% of the account. If I scaled up into real money, that'd be disasterous and take a few years to recover from. Not good. So my current ventures need adjustment. And if that fails, then what? I'm back to where I started and locked in the same cycle again

[Anonymous No.58004338]

What drove inflation up?

[Anonymous No.58004350]

>>58004251
The U.S. debt held by the public amounted to 24.24 trillion U.S. dollars in 2023, which was about 97.3 percent of the U.S. GDP
>>58004264
If he was lucky he wouldn't have got caught, or would have never pled in the first place.
>>58004309
So... Not being cooperative with a predatory revenue system of traitors, projecting the name of Justice in our names. Not Guilty.

[Anonymous No.58004360]

>>58004338
8 million foreign shitskins getting 10k gift cards increases demand. Nobody could’ve foreseen this.

[Anonymous No.58004359]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.58004369]

>>58004334
>Dedrone
Sounds like a black person in the US

[Anonymous No.58004377]

Oh goodness. It seems I was right to sell this morning.

[Anonymous No.58004380]

>>58004360
also cost of rent, insurance, food. Corporations are getting cheap labour (modern slavery) while native population suffers. Truly we live in the best times.

[Anonymous No.58004383]

>>58004337
Keep investing in index funds every month and don't look back. Withdrawing when things look bad is a losing move.

[Anonymous No.58004389]

>>58004338
Money printing in 2020.

[Anonymous No.58004391]

YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.58004393]

WHY IS NOBODY CATCHING IT????

[Anonymous No.58004396]

[Anonymous No.58004403]

Took a while longer than expected to buckbreak some of the "slurpers", but soon they'll all come to realize that nothing lasts forever. The BTFP arb which financed this entire rally is now over, the loophole is shut, and now the risk reward is turning against all you dirty retails who don't know shit other than buying and praying.

Seem unfair? I'll tell you what's unfair - you getting a free ride for the past 5 months because of the luck of the dice, nothing more. Gloating over your investments while others weren't so lucky. And it was all just that, luck.

[Anonymous No.58004404]

>>58004391
>13x19
is this a bear or top signal?

[Anonymous No.58004408]

Trash threads as far as the eye can see. Bad sign bros. I’m short Tesla and long google. God help me

[Anonymous No.58004414]

>>58004360
Every landlord of a hotel in NYC did.
Burn Manhattan and DC, and I'm not kidding.
COST, you're gonna need some plastic bags for the bodies.

[Anonymous No.58004417]

>>58004122
What app is that? I would like to see orders too

[Anonymous No.58004419]

>S&P down 0.6%
>USD/EUR up 0.6%
Funny how it works.

[Anonymous No.58004423]

>>58004417
TOS

[Anonymous No.58004427]

>niggers and kikes are sucking tranny cocks in hell and you're trading papers with symbols on them trying to not die

[Anonymous No.58004436]

Uh, I didn't come here for this

[Anonymous No.58004439]

WHY ISN'T IT UPDATING?

[Anonymous No.58004440]

>>58004360~
Is this for real? If I get into Mexico and hop the border do I get 10k despite being white?

>>58004389
I was refering to the latest data on February, I am thinking that the houtis are also starting to make a dent

[Anonymous No.58004442]

>>58004396
Its time

[Anonymous No.58004460]

OH SHIT IT'S 3PM ON A THURSDAY I BETTER SELL ALL MY SEMICONDUCTOR STOCKS BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE SECTOR IS TOTALLY DEAD NOW

Literally no one except huge retards is thinking this right now. Genuinely one of the dumbest fucking selloffs since August of last year. Bears will once again find out what happens when they short based on no real negative information.

[Anonymous No.58004464]

>>58004383
I know where you're coming from and I've done the math for my own situation including present net value. If I keep working at the same job for 30 more years (and I'm 34 now), get a $0.40/year raise, and inflation keeps at 2.1%, and manage a perfect 6-8% yield on investments every year, it puts my PNV at like $400k or something like that. That's not enough to buy a house or service a mortgage. Even in the best case investing scenario it doesn't look great. I can live comfortably as a rentoid with family that need a few extra bucks, but unless I increase my income or alpha, it won't ever change

[Anonymous No.58004473]

>>58004460

[Anonymous No.58004476]

>>58004380
The BLURST of times?!

[Anonymous No.58004486]

Guys imma be real I'm not feeling so good about tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58004494]

>>58004393
>What is triple witching options/futures expiry
>Sh!t & P!ss 7 up 8-10% YTD on AI

thanks for playing chud. Next time learn about end of quarter Money Maker shenanigans

[Anonymous No.58004501]

quintillion niggas where we @

[Anonymous No.58004517]

>>58004350
US "debt" doesn't exist, it literally has no impact on the economy and especially not the stock market lol

[Anonymous No.58004518]

NVDA is unironically forming a bull pennant lol bears are FUCKED

>>58004473
Okay go ahead, tell me why you need to sell everything right now. Hard mode: you can't call 0.1% rises in inflation "high" or "hot".

[Anonymous No.58004519]

Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.58004522]

I may get out of these 39 dollar SOXL calls I sold that expire tomorrow after all.

[Anonymous No.58004523]

>>58004494
Actually every 3 months is a quad witching, isn't it? In either case, it's when I do audits on all my positions and accounts, the weekend after

[Anonymous No.58004530]

Does anyone have a chart that shows SPY growth normalized to inflation?

[Anonymous No.58004536]

>>58004408
This photo freaks me out
Why is she holding the knives like that

[Anonymous No.58004539]

Some real autists in here

[Anonymous No.58004542]

>>58004522
Checked and good luck anon. I'm looking to buy back some long-dated $38s pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.58004545]

>>58004440
No, you get a felony charge if they find out your name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88L-CU7PD4

>>58004460
I like pink and purple tulips with white tips.

NYCB $5 Put 1/17/2025

[Anonymous No.58004547]

>>58004338
Car insurance is one of the last holdouts

[Anonymous No.58004550]

[Anonymous No.58004556]

Tesla bros? You okay?

[Anonymous No.58004569]

>>58004338
>>58004547
>Car insurance
>Drove up

[Anonymous No.58004573]

>>58004523
The 3rd friday of each month is monthly options expiration. The 3rd friday of the 3rd month is triple witching.

[Anonymous No.58004579]

>>58004550
thanks trump

[Anonymous No.58004580]

there is no honor in this execution.

[Anonymous No.58004581]

alright im gonna go buy gas station drugs and see how high i can get

[Anonymous No.58004586]

>>58004573
Right but I thought it was options, futures, indexes and something else

[Anonymous No.58004587]

HOLY FUCK TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY. MADE 30K TODAY AND WILL RIDE THIS BUBBLE ALL THE WAY DOWN. HAHAHAHA NVIDIA NIGGERS COPE AND SEETHE 500 EOM

[Anonymous No.58004593]

>>58004581

[Anonymous No.58004595]

AAAAAAHHHHH

WHEN IS HOUSING CRASHING??!!!

WHENWHENWHEN!?!!?

I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58004606]

>>58004569
gracias senor, I am learning english everyday, ese.

[Anonymous No.58004608]

>>58004360
Ok but all that money goes to corps, so why would the stock market not like free money?

[Anonymous No.58004609]

It's genuinely shocking how fucking dumb bears are for not understanding that we're red today because the dollar is stronger based on PPI data, and not because "teh bubbel iz burstin!" Great job idiots, you put everything on sale for big money AGAIN

[Anonymous No.58004610]

>>58004595
Why

[Anonymous No.58004621]

>>58004569
nice

[Anonymous No.58004624]

>>58004586
no it's just known as triple witching now.

>The four types of contracts involved in quadruple witching are stock options, index futures, and index futures options derivatives contracts. The fourth type of contract involved in quadruple witching, single-stock futures, hasn't traded in the U.S. since 2020 and was never a major contributor to equity trading volumes

[Anonymous No.58004631]

>>58004608
why would they care. their wealth is in stonks not cash. above 10k cash is a liability

[Anonymous No.58004632]

1 more hour

[Anonymous No.58004634]

>>58004494
>todays gain/loss
Ok, but whats the total gain/loss, anon? :)

[Anonymous No.58004646]

>>58004609
cope. not pumping your bags, retard

[Anonymous No.58004648]

>>58004587
There's still a second top that needs to appear

[Anonymous No.58004660]

>vr headset
>car cancelled
>couldnt make a decent ai
>so they bought a canadian ai company
apple bros, I think we are supposed to sell and put here...

[Anonymous No.58004669]

>>58004609
Don’t care, I’m slurping

[Anonymous No.58004672]

i bought spy calls expiring tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58004674]

Elon Musk, the chief executive officer of electric car manufacturer Tesla, appears to have influenced the cryptocurrency market once again by suggesting that Dogecoin could be used to buy Tesla vehicles in the future.

During a Q&A session at Tesla’s Berlin Gigafactory, Musk responded to an audience question about the possibility of Dogecoin payments for Tesla cars, stating.

“At some point, I think we should enable that,” Musk said.

Following his remarks, Dogecoin’s price experienced a sharp increase, and is now up 14% for the week, according to CoinGecko data.

The world’s largest memecoin was trading at US$0.1748 at 1:30 p.m. ET.

Dogecoin’s recent performance, including a near-80% rally in March, has largely been overshadowed by the rise of a new generation of memecoins, including Solana-based Dogwifihat.

Dogwifihat recently announced that its community has raised US$700,000 to project the memecoin on the Sphere of Las Vegas.

Pepe, a frog-themed memecoin on Ethereum, recorded a new all-time high on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.58004675]

>>58004646
>I don't actually have a reason to sell but I am because "things are too high"!!!!!!
NASDAQ isn't even down 1% you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.58004680]

>>58004609
>inflashion meens hieer prises witch meens moor dollurs 4 da sam thang. that meens uz richer wen u cell. Putin sez so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

[Anonymous No.58004685]

>>58004634
I focused on crypto miner stocks like MARA and CLSK, and some MSTR this quarter but I already sold those a while ago. Just chilling in mostly cash in my other accounts and some bear ETFs in this one.

I'll be looking to get back into GDXU and CWEB after I sold them yesterday

[Anonymous No.58004703]

>>58004660
Why are you worrying? The next iSlop is going to make another gazillion dollars as iCattle isn't going to migrate anyways

[Anonymous No.58004711]

EVERYTHING IS DYING IT'S ALL FALLING APART

[Anonymous No.58004714]

C A P I T U L A T I O N

[Anonymous No.58004715]

Oh fuck my ass now we're to the point where retail schizos are watching MUH LEVELS on SPY and slobbering over the idea of selling if it hits MUH 5000. This kind of shit is what makes me want to not even participate in the markets, such absolute chimpanzee behavior.

[Anonymous No.58004731]

Did broadcomm and marvels earnings fucking pop AI

[Anonymous No.58004741]

C A P I T U L A T I O N

[Anonymous No.58004742]

ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.58004743]

>>58004609
you forgor, Feds closed since tuesday.

[Anonymous No.58004744]

>>58004674
Memecoin is near slander.
Your writer is a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw
>>58004714
N E V E R!
E
V
E
R
!

[Anonymous No.58004749]

I sold sorry for the red candle

[Anonymous No.58004757]

what are you screaming about, i'm up 4% today

[Anonymous No.58004763]

finally a rally

[Anonymous No.58004766]

Get back to me when we see any actual downward movement. At least 10-15%
This is fucking peanuts and you're being retarded

[Anonymous No.58004775]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.58004776]

>>58004715
Price levels can be a dangerous thing to trade, because it's where everyone is concentrated. That's where banks and market movers usually go to wreck everyone

[Anonymous No.58004787]

You'll cowards.

[Anonymous No.58004789]

LOWER LOWS

[Anonymous No.58004799]

[Anonymous No.58004806]

>>58004766
the short term meme lines are touching.

[Anonymous No.58004812]

guys what about robin hood

[Anonymous No.58004818]

>>58004518
>forming a bull pennant
No it isnt

[Anonymous No.58004832]

I bought an NVDA put for tomorrow, what are the odds they just crab this thing and kill all premiums? I've lost so much money this week.

[Anonymous No.58004834]

>>58004757
>i'm up 4% today
Doing what?

[Anonymous No.58004840]

>>58004812
found the furry

[Anonymous No.58004841]

>>58004757
WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.58004842]

>>58004806
I wish I was touching anyone except me.
What's the stock for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

[Anonymous No.58004847]

yall retarded

[Anonymous No.58004856]

he bought

[Anonymous No.58004858]

>>58004776
Right? If I've learned anything from my time paying attention to the stock market, it's that any trade based on emotion like that is almost always wrong in the long term and a gamble at best in the short term. It happened for months in 2022 and we just stair stepped down over and over again as we hit muh levels, but it turned out to be a bunch of short selling that just destroyed everyone in October. This time we don't even have objectively bad inflation data.

[Sloorper No.58004866]

oh god I'm gonna..
I'm gonna..
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP

[Anonymous No.58004868]

>>58004832
101% chance.

[Anonymous No.58004872]

>>58004806
Now this is bad

[Anonymous No.58004873]

>>58004806
What makes you think that the diamond won't break upwards?

[Anonymous No.58004876]

>>58004847
That one is really good

[Anonymous No.58004883]

>>58004840
furries use robin hood?

[Anonymous No.58004888]

That’s a lot of fucking red guys

[Anonymous No.58004895]

[Anonymous No.58004902]

I bought TSLA at $170 today

[Anonymous No.58004907]

>>58004888
Aye and checked

[Anonymous No.58004914]

Gen x has to be arguably the dumbest generation of humans ever to exist. Fuck I think iPad kids have more finance sense then the guys at work

[Anonymous No.58004915]

>>58004834
bought RHM shorted TSLA
it really is that easy

[Anonymous No.58004917]

>>58004873
it already did and failed. I had that position on b/c NVDA retard strength but then it failed first thing this morning.

[Anonymous No.58004924]

>>58004888
Fat green volume on SPY for the last 10-20 minutes

[Anonymous No.58004933]

>>58004858
We aren't getting below 3% at this rate. Most of the spending increase last month was on car repairs.
>Goods prices rose by 1.2%, the most in six months, primarily driven by a 4.4% surge in energy costs and a 1.0% uptick in food prices.

>The relatively modest increase, combined with a larger decline in January, suggests a potential slowdown in consumer spending. Biggest increases were seen in sales at building materials and garden equipment (2.2%), motor vehicles and part dealers (1.6%) and electronics appliance stores (1.5%). clothing (-0.5%), health (-0.3%) and nonstore retailers (-0.1%). Excluding food services, auto dealers, building materials stores and gasoline stations, the so-called core retail sales which are used to calculate GDP, were flat

Unless those building supplies are going into shops or nurseries, or those electronics are somehow drilling holes in metals, what is next?

[Anonymous No.58004936]

everything on my watchlist is red.
Do I sell my greens to get calls on the reds?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.58004938]

Spottemgottem got arrested again. Market is going to shit bricks tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58004948]

can we get 10 final power minutes?

[Anonymous No.58004951]

>>58004888
Let it happen

[Anonymous No.58004957]

>>58004936
if you're a contrarian they make a lot but also lose a lot.

[Anonymous No.58004961]

>>58004938
that snitch is still alive?

[Anonymous No.58004992]

Let's go ADBE
>>58004938
I remember the memes when that first picture came out. Kek

[Anonymous No.58005017]

>>58004917
How bout now

>>58004933
From what I understand, car prices are taking a fat shit and it's going to continue through the summer, at least. Two years of ridiculous prices are coming back to bite dealers and they're taking huge losses on new and used cars. Surely that will be reflected in upcoming inflation data?

[Anonymous No.58005046]

SHORT ADOBE I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF. SHORT ADOBE

[Anonymous No.58005056]

NGL the last week on SPY doesn't look so hot.

[Anonymous No.58005078]

Old head at work said he stopped putting money into his 401k and is thinking of cashing it out early because he doesn't want to lend Biden anymore money for Ukraine. Nigga what....

[Anonymous No.58005086]

>3:58 slurp complete.

[Anonymous No.58005087]

>>58005046
>I will not repeat myself
>repeats themself

[Anonymous No.58005091]

Absolutely amazing return to VWAP

[Anonymous No.58005096]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.58005113]

>>58005096
+0.12%

[Anonymous No.58005114]

kek TLT baggies

[Anonymous No.58005116]

rugpull incoming tomorrow morning on nvda

[Anonymous No.58005119]

>>58005096
My two plays I wanted to buy both mooned pretty hard today so I missed the boat.

[Anonymous No.58005123]

>>58005017
The cash from 2020-2022 is out of 85% of the hands, it's in the corporate accounts and in the hands of the highest earners. If they simply do buybacks and watch, you're gonna see a stalled economy before the end of summer.
I'm tempted to start calling for rates to come down, but I know what the faggots in this thread will do with the cheap cash, and it won't be build a fucking thing.
I'm not even sure Congress has bothered to put any of their bond funding into building fuck all. Under Biden they've taken any Treasury gains and given it to the niggers and browns.

I honestly haven't been this blackpilled in a while.
NVDA is valuable so long as it's going into missiles. Congress stopped buying those for Ukraine. And to be frank, there is no way that all those missiles need NVDA chips to work. There are cheaper options and there is not only competition, their competition is healthy enough to hire and develop legit competition. No amount of NVDA fluff faggots can disprove that NVDA is dependent on an outside producer, which anyone can use to get a product.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

[Anonymous No.58005124]

>>58005078
They lend that money to the CCP too and then put that CCP diaper shitter into office

[Anonymous No.58005132]

>>58005096
+1.4%

[Anonymous No.58005139]

>>58005096

[Anonymous No.58005143]

>>58005096
my wife brought me home free chinese food from a staff appreciation lunch at work
and bought back my TQQQ 60 calls for big profit

[Anonymous No.58005151]

>>58005017
still intact. everything else stressed into way overbought territory and turning over.
MMS can still fuck me but if I'm out quick I'll be fine.
Giga bull run is annoying but I'll win in the end.
>>58005096
didn't overtrade today, saw the action and called it.

[Anonymous No.58005155]

>>58005096
-1.62%

[Anonymous No.58005158]

>>58005096
-29k today, to bring my total losses in the past two weeks to 87k. I just want tsm to go up a bit so I can at least break even on that shit and be done with options trading, because this isn't the life for me. God fuckin damn

[Anonymous No.58005162]

You guys are not prepared for what's coming tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58005169]

>>58005096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY

[Anonymous No.58005186]

>>58005096
ytd -15% which equates to almost 200 bucks
t. poorfag that got into investing like a week ago and bought leveraged tech etfs

i deserve to ngmi

[Anonymous No.58005192]

>>58005124
Bro is even taking a 6% paycut by not getting the match at least.

[Anonymous No.58005195]

>>58005158
Anon please, how do you even do this...

[Anonymous No.58005199]

>PD
NOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN
FUCK

[Anonymous No.58005201]

>>58005158
You're buying calls/puts with those amounts?
Why aren't you doing the writing. Writing CCs seems chill af with large pockets.

[Anonymous No.58005205]

MY ADBE CALLS, I WAS PROMISED

[Anonymous No.58005210]

ADBE KEKS OHNONONONONON

[Anonymous No.58005215]

>>58005096
Going all in on SOUN to bounce back from heeming
How much do I need to make it?

[Anonymous No.58005216]

>>58005162
I am, I bought the standard. Can't wait for Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.58005222]

>>58005199
The wagie gains went to PIXY today.

[Anonymous No.58005224]

>>58005096
Like +0.16% my dude

[Anonymous No.58005230]

>>58005222
Checked
and FUCK I used to own PIXY

[Anonymous No.58005232]

>>58004933
>>58005017
Gasoline Futures up ~30% YTD while Crude up 18% from December's low.

China's copper miners have restricted output to jack up prices. Commodities looking to trend up in the summer if Chink stimmies intensifies.

Dems have been raising minimum wage so the lower tier jobs keep getting insanely inflated. Every ANALyst thinks AI can combat all this in a timely manner.

[Anonymous No.58005240]

>>58004938
Qui?

[Anonymous No.58005255]

>>58005210
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE AN ADOBAGGIE AAAAA

[Anonymous No.58005254]

>>58005232
Buddy look at DBA Computer as well.

[Anonymous No.58005265]

Wait, I just realized the ides of March is tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58005270]

>>58005096
Squeezed out a decent trade on soxs this morning. Flipped this afternoon to soxl because I think we're going into the weekend on hype over the chip con next week. If I can squeeze $1 per share out tomorrow I'll feel lucky.

[Anonymous No.58005274]

>>58003162 (me)
well, fuck me, should have played. i tested their stuff just 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.58005279]

>>58005195
>buy 140k (half my port) worth of TSM, NVDA, SOXL, and COIN calls two days before market takes a massive shit
I was up 50k Friday at 10:25, by 10:45 I was down 25k and it just keeps drilling.

>>58005201
I probably should, but I'm just tired of options in general Im probably just go back to buying and holding boomer stocks and etfs.

[Anonymous No.58005280]

looks like it was bullish after all

[Anonymous No.58005283]

>>58002941
It's over

[Anonymous No.58005292]

I love how people buy the dip at closing every time without fail

This market will never ever go down never ever ever

[Anonymous No.58005293]

Don't worry ADBE holders. It's not over until the earnings call.

At which time it'll *really* be over.

[Anonymous No.58005299]

>ADOBE

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.58005304]

>>58005293
it's -7% right now

[Anonymous No.58005317]

>>58005096
-.1% fuck.

[Anonymous No.58005321]

>>58005254
>DBA
The Russians are losing Diesel to plant their crops thanks to the Kremlin being incompetent. And with Ukraine on defensive and offense into Russia, fields and the farmers are gonna get fucked up. The two largest grain producers in Asia losing lands? And, it's not even May.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU

[Anonymous No.58005336]

>>58005279
>Half of port in tech/crypto nasdaq
You're overtrading desu. Step back and learn about triple witching >>58004624

[Anonymous No.58005351]

>>58005046

[Anonymous No.58005363]

>>58005232
Granted the minimum wage is too low, it isn't keeping up with production like it's supposed to.

[Anonymous No.58005391]

>>58005240
He means Sneedem Feedem, the rapper

[Anonymous No.58005395]

WAIT GUYS I FORGOT I BOUGHT ADBE 480p IN CASE IT GIGA TANKS

Is it too far out to be saved or is this a PANW situation?

[Anonymous No.58005399]

A MSFT a day keeps the bobo away

[Anonymous No.58005404]

Bobros ARE going to make it

[Anonymous No.58005417]

>>58005404
those are men

[Anonymous No.58005426]

>>58005395
It *is* a $250b company saying they'll buy back $25b in stock.

[Anonymous No.58005449]

Bought 17500 in UUUU today at close. Still have 120k in dry powder. Looking for long term holds. i have a bullish feeling around uranium due to drumpf pushing it pretty hard last election cycle. Anyone have any recommendations or should I just dca into UUUU?

[Anonymous No.58005454]

>>58005096
I let go of my VSCO while it bounced up because I saw the sea of red this morning. I'm glad I did. I will be alert at open tomorrow to see if I need to scoop
My options assets hedged against tech are green enough that the minus 1-3% smallcap stuff was offset. My sofi is going to get dca'd down when I sell those puts.
so far so good. I'm gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.58005486]

>>58005395
$38 is like 2 sandwiches these days

[Anonymous No.58005495]

So out of the four earnings gambles I made this week, three lost and the winner didn't make much money
I should stop I guess

[Anonymous No.58005504]

My condolences Adobefags, -11% sounds rough

[Anonymous No.58005516]

>>58005292
probably just buy at close orders.

[Anonymous No.58005518]

>>58005508
>>58005508

[Anonymous No.58005530]

>>58005449
>drumpf pushing it pretty hard last election cycle

whats he gonna do with uranium?
>inb4 nuke china

[Anonymous No.58005532]

What a shit week. I am down to the vapors. Only thing running is a NVDA 870p exp tomorrow. I'm gonna be left with like 3,000. Might just cash out my portfolio and get my mind right for a few months.

[Anonymous No.58005533]

Bros its pie day!!! Yay!

[Anonymous No.58005536]

>>58005317
-1% actually holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.58005543]

>>58005449
UUUU is somewhat of a meme and a lot of their industry is rare earth elements instead of uranium. Thankfully you bought at the lower end of the range. SRUUF is for U price speculation and URNM gives you foreign exposure (Kazatomprom). UEC is the better domestic company (i swapped my 4U to UEC end of last year) and others have said Cameco is good (i own none).

[Anonymous No.58005610]

>>58005533
Too bad I'm a worthless piece of shit and I don't deserve any pie. Or else I'd go out and buy some

[Anonymous No.58005636]

what a shit thread

[Anonymous No.58005777]

>>58005096
-2.19%
Meh, could be worse, tomorrow's a new day.

[Anonymous No.58006417]

>>58005096
Up 1.5%

[Anonymous No.58007215]

>>58005449
>>58005543
KINGS