/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57996260]

My gf found my wallet tracker app and now she wants me to sell so we can get rid of the mortgage. I wanted to accumulate at least 2 full BTCs before the halving an alternative is to gamble with some shitcoin as I have no problem selling that. What do I buy? I have 5k to invest and I need 500k by june-july. Help a bro out anons.. plz. Rn I'm thinking about buying at least 2500 of SHIB as normies seem to love it the other 2500 in SOL or BNB as it's growing a lot but none of these will give me the 100x I need.

[Anonymous No.57996271]

my gf paid for my college after I lost my job and stuck with me at my absolute bottom so I don't have the heart to tell her that I won't pay the house bc Michael Saylor told me that bitcoin is gongo up at the same time I know that's exactly what will happen.

[Anonymous No.57996281]

Pro-tip: remove three zeroes from all your assets in your tracker app. For example, if you have 15 ETH, no you don't, you have 0.015 ETH.
Your wallet will still show you the right numbers, you just have to add 3 zeroes in your head.
And it'll look totally uninteresting to everybody else.
(also, some tracker apps won't let you use big numbers without paying, but what kind of cheap fuck would use this technique for that reason? I swear..)

[Anonymous No.57996282]

>>57996260
Buy Comfy all 5k you might get close to 500k

[Anonymous No.57996295]

>>57996260
Just so you know BTC is very close to topping out. It's too late to think about what you should buy.

[Anonymous No.57996304]

>>57996281
Fucking based. Why didn't I think about this before?!
>>57996282
never heard of it so the normies prob haven't either. What are the odds it will pamp 100x by june?

[Anonymous No.57996307]

LINU

[Anonymous No.57996314]

>>57996295
dudeee we're over a month from the halving. We won't top out before 100k if all goes well 200k. Blackrock allocation goal is 1-5% of their portfolio that alone will make the price go past 100k and the FED will also pivot pretty soon and the market will pump even more with cheap credit.

[Anonymous No.57996441]

>>57996260
Sell the altcoins to pay off some of the mortgage. Then, remove the equivalent amount priced in BTC from your wallet tracker app without selling any BTC. Tell her you sold most of the BTC, she has probably already forgotten about the altcoins. When the market hits peak euphoria, tell her you lied to her in order to secure intergenerational wealth for your family (the truth).

[Anonymous No.57996465]

>>57996441
Interdasting. I'll prob do this while gambling with shitcoins since I convinced her to wait for the halving. I managed to DCA my way into 1.3 BTC maybe the shitcoins will do me a solid when alt season starts for real.

[Anonymous No.57996754]

>>57996260

This HAS to be a larp. HAS to be. In the very strange event it isn't, you're a complete and total cuck. Do what YOU want to do, not what your girlfriend wants you to do. It is YOUR portfolio for fuck sake, not hers. If you REALLY want to please her, meet her in the middle and sell a portion of your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.57996864]

>>57996754
It's not a larp and I know it's my folio the thing is that she deserves to see her dream come true as she always wanted to live in her own house. She comes from a very poor family, saves money and never asks me for anything so I want to do something nice for her >>57996271

[Anonymous No.57996875]

why would you ever get a mortgage with someone you didnt marry. why would you allow them to look at your unlocked phone and finances. why would you even go through with this and capitulate to someone who you arent even in a marital relationship with. why would you even consider buying a fucking top 15 dogcoin that has already pumped over 200% since the beginning of the year when we are on the precipice of a cliff. youre so fucking dumb its painful

[Anonymous No.57996920]

>>57996260
Always divide your real holdings by 10, in case someone finds the tracker.
For most of biz this will mean a 3 figure portfolio at best, and nobody will worry too much about that.
If you make it to 7, then you won't mind selling to pay off your house(s).

[Anonymous No.57996943]

>>57996260

Get TRUMP, best choice ever, you ll help veterans

[Anonymous No.57996951]

>>57996943

The only good thing arround MAGA

[Anonymous No.57997134]

>>57996875
bc I intend to marry her once we pay the house. The wedding is a luxury the house isn't. And the memecoin is what the normies recognize or do you expect them to figure out how buy memes on solana/BSC?
>>57996920
yeah I learned that the hard way.
>>57996943
I'm not a zogbot anon and zion don is not my guy. I only support him bc the alternative is so much worse.

[Anonymous No.57997143]

>>57996260
Loan your BTC out on AAVE and use the fiat to buy down the house.

[Anonymous No.57997169]

>>57996314
Peak gambling euphoria, top is here

[Anonymous No.57997176]

>>57996260
OP, you're in a relationship with an entitled cunt and you're making a mistake
Your money is your fucking money, not hers
Do not marry this whore, she will ruin you

[Anonymous No.57997182]

>>57996260
time to liquidate the bitch

[Anonymous No.57997279]

>>57996260
BNB hits $600 yesterday. This means more for crypto payment so it's great to diversify on CRO and XTP.

[Anonymous No.57997324]

>>57996260
Best advice you'll ever get from here: don't take anyone's advice from this board or any other 4chan board. Pay off your mortgage and you'll increase value with property and have the ability to save money like crazy. Sell the alt coins, have a small wedding and occasionally come back to this board to laugh at the retards here still being miserable cunts. You'll be made, not rich but made. My property value has increased for more than any shitcoin or stock.

[Anonymous No.57997349]

>>57996282
That'S what I'd do by going all in on Tap and Swissborg.

[Anonymous No.57997424]

>>57997182
Better tell the that fag the truth and the only truth

[Anonymous No.57997444]

>>57997143
Shit, I'll look into this. thx anon
>>57997176
Nah man, she is a great fucking woman. Ofc she still has that crazy in her she is a woman after all but I could be doing far worse alone fucking whores.
>>57997279
> CRO
> XTP
Will look it up, thx.
>>57997324
Yeah, I've decided to pay it I just haven't decided how I'll pay it but she deserves it as I said and I also want to own my house. Thx for the words anon.

[Anonymous No.57998947]

>>57996864
High inflation pay the debt offline house.
This is basis of econony

[Anonymous No.57998971]

>>57996260
The answer is right there in your post, buy APU

[Anonymous No.57999128]

>>57996282
this desu
biz is going to cry about missing it soon

[Anonymous No.57999167]

>>57996864
You have to show her the cycle projections, anything really to get her to understand that this is NOT the point where you sell.

Walk her through it and show her how her dream will come true IF she waits.

This is the exact reason my wife doesn't know the extent of my crypto. I'll let her know at the end of the cycle. She'll want 50K now for a new kitchen...if I wait a year and 5X I can give her 50K and have another 200K in savings.

oh fuck here she comes goodbye

[Anonymous No.57999168]

>>57996260
>My gf
>My wallet tracker
>I have 5k
>Our house
>I need 500k

Only one of the above will be true in a few years.

[Anonymous No.57999321]

>>57999168

my wife gave our crypto to her son

[Anonymous No.57999350]

>>57999321
my wife gave our cryptos to my wifes boyfriend

[Anonymous No.57999366]

>>57996260
>My gf
>we can get rid of the mortgage
???

[Anonymous No.57999374]

>>57996260
sell gf

[Anonymous No.57999382]

>>57996271
Women are dumb and can’t into investing. I’ve been in crypto since 2017 and have been buying for a while and heavily buying since 2020 or so. It was always a fight about “spending” money on “Coinbase”. Until I turned 5k into 100k recently. Now she shuts the fuck up and let’s me invest.

[Anonymous No.57999390]

>>57996260
REQ

[Anonymous No.57999396]

>>57996260
>I have 5k
>It's an undercover shill me your coins thread
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.57999405]

>>57996260
You need to be looking at shitcoins on Base but turning 5k into 500k is going to be hard as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57999412]

>>57999382
Yeah but now she thinks you make 95k a year guaranteed off of it. To her, that is now income

[Anonymous No.57999449]

>>57999412
She’s actually surprised me because there have been a few times where I’m like I should cash it all out and buy a bigger house and she’s like no hold it until it’s millions. Amazingly she is pro crypto now. She has a high IQ which is one of the reasons I married her but as a woman she is still mentally like a child.

[Anonymous No.57999491]

>>57996260

BUY $GARF and HOLD
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/solana/pair-explorer/562b7hV4cjZcwkntNPgAFzXkVvH16m7mrFSfaFzNwVoo?t=1710423098784

[Anonymous No.57999503]

>>57996260
>gf
It’s your money. Do what YOU think is best. If you’re not ready to get married, then don’t treat it as her money.

[Anonymous No.57999587]

>>57999449
I don’t talk about crypto with my wife anymore. She basically is unable to process it, like she would ask me how some investment is going and I’m like oh it’s down 25% and she looks all scared and asks me if “we” should cash out. And of course because I fucked up one time like 3 years ago and held something up until the market tanked, now I am forever an idiot that doesn’t know what I’m doing. So instead I show her screenshots of shit I cashed out on that I made 400% profit but is now up 10000% (close to 6 digits). So she at least gets the value in holding, especially when it’s house money and I’ve taken out a profit.

[Anonymous No.58000418]

>>57996281
Damn, actually good advice

[Anonymous No.58000493]

>>57996465
Don't ever tell your girl you lied to her, just say your investments did better than you hoped