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[Anonymous No.57988870]

I got Judo in an hour.

[Anonymous No.57988893]

Do an Osoto Gari for me

[Anonymous No.57988900]

[Anonymous No.57988907]

judo is gay
learn a real combat spport like boxing or muay thai

[Anonymous No.57989258]

>>57988870
Anon which belt are you?

[Anonymous No.57989271]

>>57988870
good luck there

[Anonymous No.57989298]

Any girls there?

[Anonymous No.57989299]

>>57988907
projection martial art is actually good in a street fight b

[Anonymous No.57989319]

>>57988870
>Judo
Judeo-judo

[Anonymous No.57989322]

>>57989299
guns are op in streetfights
similarly, getting in your vehicle and running them over

[Anonymous No.57989324]

>>57988870
how old are you? can a guy in his 30s go learn without severe risk of injury? id rather do that than bjj

[Anonymous No.57989383]

>>57989324
yeah i'm wondering the same used to do it when I was young

[Anonymous No.57989406]

this nigga trying to leverage other dudes mass lmao

[Anonymous No.57989448]

>>57989406
gayyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.57989671]

>>57989324
Yes, don't worry you only need to find a good gym, but is never to late to learn to fight

[Anonymous No.57990257]

>>57988870
Sounds like fun.
I wish I had a judo place here. Nothing but gay ass BJJ though. I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight

[Anonymous No.57990298]

>>57990257
>I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight
This is cope, you're just fat and lazy

[Anonymous No.57990311]

there's so much touching (other men) in that sport, way too gay for me
T. karatefag

[Anonymous No.57990434]

>>57990311
Dominating other men is as straight as it gets.

Do a toma nagi op

[Anonymous No.57990502]

>>57988870
judo is based anon nice work. for all the fags complaining about bjj being gay, remember the Gracie family, look up their fights when MMA was new and there was no weight class. come to think of it, i'm glad you guys are afraid of grappling, it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.

my favorite part about bjj is when I get to use it to play with a girl i'm dating <3

[Anonymous No.57990557]

>>57990502
>are afraid of grappling
i'm "afraid" of grappling just as i'm "afraid" of gay sex
>it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
yeah i also carry a small knife so good luck if you come into grappling distance
it's a sport, they are all sports, stop pretending they are good in real life situations

[Anonymous No.57990650]

>>57988870
based
its the one martial art Im interested in learning, also my favorite event to watch in the olympics

>>57989324
>>57989383
from what Ive seen it seems to be the safest martial art thats still somewhat practical in a real self defense situation

[Anonymous No.57990658]

>>57990557
The gracies brutally ran through every karatefag they ever faced lol, stop pretending it's a real martial art. Karate is glorified daycare for children

[Anonymous No.57990673]

>>57990658
i didn't tho, i specifically wrote
>they are all sports
that's the difference, i have a knife for self defense, i don't pretend my sport will help me in the streets

[Anonymous No.57990707]

>>57990557
>>57990658
>he needs a knife
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
>did karate dance chroeography
>probably watches kung fu movies and self inserts
pathetic bro...

[Anonymous No.57990724]

>>57990673
What style of karate do you do?

[Anonymous No.57990745]

>>57990707
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
find out how your bare hands are gonna help you if you come into gay-gripple distance kek

[Anonymous No.57990764]

>>57990745
>oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
based

[Anonymous No.57990776]

>>57990724
shotokan
again, not for self defense, just fun

[Anonymous No.57990813]

>>57989671
How do you do fellow geriatrics?

[Anonymous No.57990814]

>>57990745
I hope you practice with your knife anon and never get into a situation where you can't access it or it gets knocked out of your hand or taken from you.

it would be fun to watch you hyperventilate as I crush all the air out of your body using the scarf hold, a real mans ability that doesn't require a knife. who knows maybe you'll even have a seizure or piss yourself.

[Anonymous No.57990851]

>>57990814
dude you are quite literally imagining gay sex scenes, just stop

[Anonymous No.57990879]

>>57988870
Cancel

[Anonymous No.57990893]

>>57990851
you're just as bad as the other guy, you asked if there were any girls in judo?

>doesn't know girls do bjj
>get to press your body against them in various different ways
>can dominate them using 30% of your strength

the issue is you probably don't qualify for the turst involved to grapple with women

[Anonymous No.57990894]

>>57990813
this is why you need to find a good gym, where the coach preserve the healt of the students

[Anonymous No.57990899]

>>57988870
Your skills are no match for mine
t. black belt in shaolin kempo karate

[Anonymous No.57990908]

>>57990814
>and never get into a situation where
yeah yeah i hope you don't get into a situation when a random nigger shoot you in the face 4 foots away from your gripping distance
just admit you like holding other men, jeez

[Anonymous No.57990914]

>>57989319
Fuck that, it's jew jitzu

[Anonymous No.57990927]

>>57989324
Still rough, learn to box if you're older

[Anonymous No.57990940]

>>57990908
you probably skip glute exercises because you think they are gay lmaooo. he probably won't eat a banana or a hotdog either for fear of their falic shape

[Anonymous No.57990949]

>>57990893
>you asked if there were any girls in judo?
ye but i don't think the anon you were replying to is a girl, you literally described a scene where you hold him tight
just stop for real, you can't recover from this

[Anonymous No.57990976]

>>57990940
i don't have particular issues with food, i do however have issues with passing my free time holding and being hold by other dudes

[Anonymous No.57990985]

[Anonymous No.57991005]

>>57990893
That sounds hot ngl. Is it worth it having the same done to you by a sweaty, fat dude tho?

[Anonymous No.57991195]

>>57988870
Gooood luck!
>>57989324
>>57989383
it's good

[Anonymous No.57991305]

>>57990311
fuck you, you're making me want to start karate lessons again. used to compete as a kid. FUCK. that shit was kino. why did i ever stop :(

[Anonymous No.57991373]

>>57988870
Hey I'm also a judoka! I have BJJ in 30 minutes. I'm doing a little cross-training during my vacations back at my hometown.

[Anonymous No.57991550]

>>57991305
Is not to late anon!! tomorrow go back to you dojo!!

[Anonymous No.57991816]

>tfw stopped going to the gym to day trade
>gave up on most social interaction too
>started eating fast and cheap takeout food, too lazy and too much mind fog over staring at charts on the daily
when satoshisync comes out and i can secure another x10 i will stop and rejoin society i swear to god i cant keep doing this much longer

[Anonymous No.57992045]

>>57991816
Anon just train 1 hour 2 or 3 day for week don't take bad habits,and avoid junk food!!