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Greed Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous: >>57986431

>> No.57988793

SOUN

>> No.57988808
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>>57983861
damn, you're right anon

>> No.57988818
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>AAPL
>TSLA

>> No.57988821

Why is it only ethnic Jews can immigrate to Israel but there is no White equivalent country, White countries are open to everyone and to disagree with this is to be labelled a White nationalist extremist.

>> No.57988824
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>>57988738
At least your not like the fintubers that built their career around TSLA

>> No.57988825

>>57988793
>tfw could've bought more than 1k worth of SOUN calls today but instead I bagheld my trash TSM calls

>> No.57988827
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DOOOOOOM

>> No.57988833
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>>57988774
Invindia super power by 2030

>> No.57988840
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57988840

any thoughts on this Paul Allen venture?
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AISP

>> No.57988847

>>57988824
That's redmercy, the original yuge League of Legends youtuber. He made millions off jewtube already so I don't think he's really sweating this side channel. Also TSLA still has massive retail interest regardless of which way it's trading. Me I'm playing the wheel strategy on it rn.

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>>57988833
gotta learn how to shit in a civilized manner before you can run

>> No.57988904

MSCI is a chinese spy tech company, who assemble server stacks. Not figurative spy, literal.
Nothing in China's market is doing well, so everyone there is throwing money into the US, and MSCI is easily approved.
They don't have nearly the revenue to fit on the 500, the stock price is out of reason for the actual earnings.

>> No.57988918
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>Blackberry is now a VPN company

>> No.57988932

>>57988904
Look at it this way: if it's bullshit and you can make money off it, it's not bullshit.

>> No.57988946

>>57988932
Thats cosmopolitan, but I don't believe that every city on earth is the same, because I don't see everyone as cattle if they're outside my cult.

>> No.57988973

>>57988821
That would be Argentina, come home hyperinflation man

>> No.57988987

>>57988946
You're either a bot or on drugs.

>> No.57988995

910 NVDA call 3/15

>> No.57988998
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I WILL FILL MY GAMA CHAN BY YEAR END

>> No.57989008

>>57988808
Zoomers woke up before they even entered the job market.

>> No.57989011

>>57988918
>blackberry discovers wireguard config file.

>> No.57989018

>>57988918
>CylanceEDGE
Fire Blackberry's chief of product development.

>> No.57989025

>>57988987
he's just in a fugue state from heeming so hard

>> No.57989040

>>57988987
Oh, did I forget the trigger warning in this thread that this would end up at a /pol/ discussion.
Fundamentally, the Chinese are as capable of being a quality free-market nation as anyone else. The truth is that they already are very much entreprenural rewarding. But they maintain the Name, Symbology, and Ideology of Marx's Communism, despite internal claims that Marx is only 30% right. So while they teach that nobody has any right to own anything they have built, I cannot find it advisable to long term profits to invest. I want no interest from slavery.
It does no help to my offspring to be king of the hill in a shitpile.

>> No.57989058

>>57989040
Drugs or a bot or a shitskin marinating in his own private vat of bullshit, then.

>> No.57989063
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>>57989011
>schedule a demo for bbm

>> No.57989069

>>57989058
>t. Red starred slant angry for being spotted.

>> No.57989086

>>57988904
It's SMCI. MSCI is the index provider.

>> No.57989106

Am I the only guy happy to see Tik Tok get b&? After I saw their first big celebrity to endorse the product was that violent thug Will Smith I knew it was a terrible product for niggers.

>> No.57989111

>>57989063
>we integrated a matrix client
lmfao

>> No.57989112

>>57988778
Could someone tell me why SOUN didn't do a double top but blasted off? I don't get it

>> No.57989113

>>57989008
That's why they're banning TikTok.

Speaking of which, who do we long for that? META? Or will some dark horse take them over?

>> No.57989118

>>57989086
no shit? lol
well, fyyuuuck.lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

>> No.57989129

>tsm still dumping AH

>> No.57989132
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57989132

>We up-skilled these 'DO NOT REDEEMS' to not only call you asking for your gift card code, but they can also email you
>And some of them have Kali Linux

>> No.57989138

>>57989113
There won't be anything worth longing retard. We're going to war.

>> No.57989157
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50% VO
50% MDY
50% IJH

>> No.57989160
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57989160

What's for dinner bros? For me it's either
>leftover hibachi (steak, rice, vegetables)
>Strip steak with mashed potatoes
>Chicken wings at the bar
>Burger Kangz spicy chicken goywich
Too many choices

>> No.57989168

>>57989138
good, finally my BA, LMT, and RTX will pay off and my taxes will be actually used on something

>> No.57989181
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LUNR bros why'd we tank again today?

>> No.57989200

Bought some Intel shares, some apple calls and buying some SOXL april calls tomorrow

>> No.57989220
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>>57989118
50% MSCI, 50% SMCI is probably a great pair, like DNN/DENN or ARM/LEG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAYUZqZvlA

>> No.57989237

>>57989025
Kindly do the needful and explain what is heeming

>> No.57989239
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>>57989138
obligatory

>> No.57989244

>>57989138
Sweet. YANG gang will be the barons of our new world.

>> No.57989256

>>57989239
The fuck does this mean? Bullish Thales and Rheinmetall?

>> No.57989268

>>57989220
I don't understand why you want to be required to have a connection to get a song, mp3 remains superior to streaming.
High quality.

>> No.57989270
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Well /smg/?

>> No.57989284

>>57989256
((((SUPPOSSIBLY)))) this is nato's task org chart for the baltics

>> No.57989286

>>57989270
If gamestop can do it, nycb or blackberry can do it

>> No.57989289

>>57989160
I'm gonna grill some salmon or some shrimp, I dunno.

>> No.57989290

>>57989270
well Reuben?

>> No.57989315

>>57989270
trust the tribe

>> No.57989316
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57989316

doji with moving average tightened, closed below VWAP for 3 consectuive green days

what do yall think about LEGN

>> No.57989329

>>57989160
>not all the above

Stay skinny, faggot!

>> No.57989335

>FSR

>> No.57989341
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>MSFT -3.5% in after market
The hell happened? Just a bloody drop. MSFTbros what is happening?
At least my copper is hugely making up for it, whew buddy

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I would heem every single "person" itt

>> No.57989355

>>57989268
yt-dlp is such a godsend.

>> No.57989360

>>57989160
I'm eating shrimp and rice with a salad consisting of lettuce, tomato, hard boiled egg, carrots, celery, pepperoncini, red onion and cucumbers covered in that olive garden salad dressing i bought from the Cost Co. $COST

>> No.57989366

>>57989270
just placed orders for NYCB240412C4. Cant lose with the jews

>> No.57989376

>>57989352
Can't we just touch peepees instead?

>> No.57989391

>>57989366
you should add a
>this is not financial advice
to the end of your posts

>> No.57989416

>>57989316
Bought up hard on increasing volume, very interesting.

>> No.57989419

>>57989391
thanks, Anon Ymous Esq.

>this is not financial advice

>> No.57989443

>>57989284
I'm baffled at the weird sort of autism that makes people think there's a chance in hell of that happening.

After Georgia worked we made a move on another of Putin's puppet states, he pushed back, that's Ukraine for the past decade. End of story. The guy's clearly not Josef Stalin.

>> No.57989461

>>57989341
You're probably looking at a garbage feed like Google Finance. They're notorious for fucking up after hours reporting (probably because the company's riddled with jeets and commies).

Compare it to https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/msft

>> No.57989467

>>57989239
where tf are the germans in all this? are they legit sitting this out? we are relying on pasta and tapaz to defend europe?

the french ik are rolled in last second cause of their small cock "no nato command until war" bs

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always remember WHY you're going all-in everyday on penny stocks... never lose sight of the goal...

stay focused, on the grind

i need to move to monaco this gay ass faggot shit ain't cuttin' it no more

>> No.57989474

>>57989416
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/fda-to-review-two-cell-therapies-for-multiple-myeloma-this-week-johnson-johnson-and-bristol-myers/ar-BB1jQ5e1

Thinking...

>> No.57989486

>>57989335
Now THAT'S an after-hours dump. wew^lad

>> No.57989498

>>57989467
The germans aren't allowed to support the borderland nazi regime because of hitler.

>> No.57989508
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>>57989467

>> No.57989519
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57989519

Talk me out of it bros please.
Please talk me out of this.

I've been hurt so bad by this shit stock

2 year LEAPS for INTC are dirt cheap.

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>>57989341
I think you're okay dude. Chill.

>> No.57989534

>>57989508
they can send money, but they can't send any germans because the second those german men get a wiff of nationalism, they could turn into nazis which would be really bad for the EU's radical woke bullshit agenda.

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I just need NVDA to hit 950 please

>> No.57989555
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57989555

Is TSLA a based buy right now? Down 30% YTD and falling. It always comes roaring back so this feels like a big ass buy signal.

>> No.57989560

>>57989519
You think good engineers will work at Intel and deliver products for them? Or will they be poached by NVDA/AMD and flee the sinking ship?

>> No.57989575

SentinelOnebros... what happened...

>> No.57989576

>>57989534
soldiers to where? germany is not in a war

>> No.57989583

>>57989560
I'm basing it off 2nm being up and running before TSM by end of year (which also raped me)

>> No.57989584
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>>57989555

>> No.57989585

>>57989443
yeah it was leaked on RU telegram iirc. wouldnt put too much salt into it.

>>57989467
you have and will always be fodder. also see this, >>57989508 , us germany and france are the financiers of the next world war.

>> No.57989599

>>57989576
soldiers to support the borderland nazis fight the russian liberators who are trying to deradicalize them.

>> No.57989605

>>57989575
Ah, see now *that's* a genuine after-hours move. You can confirm it on the Investor Relations page or just look at EarningsWhisper: https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/S

No idea, btw. Maybe they're getting heemed by PANW's price war and CRWD's absolute chad dominance? Maybe IT budgets are being shunted from cybersecurity to buying moar NVDA graphics cards?

>> No.57989623

>>57989584
dang kevin.

>> No.57989634

>>57989583
I'd just say ask yourself whether Intel actually has the leadership and skill to pull off something like that. Or it's instead baiting investors, will rugpull with quarters worth of delays, and it's not actually 2nm but they call it that for some pilpul reason.

>> No.57989647

>>57989634
Before gelsinger came on board and unveiled his huge plan to restructure back in 21 Id say it's the Ford of semis. But I think it's poised for a 2013 MSFT return desu

>> No.57989668

>>57989519
look at the option on toS first. I like the way they show iv($)

>> No.57989715

>>57989443
I agree with the point about Russian bear not being able to do much with any NATO country, or EU country (without neighbours jumping in), I mean their logistics are ...they would just lose.
But they hold much of Georgia, and that war was a clusterf bigger than Ukraine. They also failed to control the skies and Saarkatvelo had 0 fighters, just a few frogfoots. They still hold huge chunk of Gruzija and Russian commanders had to use cellphones because their radios failed, and they had no GPS

>> No.57989718

big bro's what the fuck happened

>> No.57989726

SOUN at fucking 10 dollars. Wish I got more calls

>> No.57989754
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>>57989718
nothing
nobody cares about it any longer

>> No.57989756

Where is copper anon?
JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU!!!
Fucking bought TGB yesterday and then today happens? God is good.

>> No.57989761

>>57989575
I swear I told you yesterday that infosec customers will buy the name brand if they can afford it. AKKKA palo alto only. There is no reason to choose an inferior product unless you are in-house. You become liable to a lawsuit from shareholders in the aftermath of a CyberCat when they accuse you of cheaping out. You can try to off-load that ire to your provider, but thats a lot easier when you can say 'we hired the best one'
This is why BB was never going to bounce back (plus indians)
>this is not financial advice

>> No.57989767

>>57989467
>where tf are the germans in all this?
Per capita Germany is like the biggest donor, or Poland, can't remember.

>> No.57989773

>>57989467
>e tf are the germans in all this?
they have no army dude. its literally french, italians and anglos. thats it.

>> No.57989798
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Shrinkflation is getting out of hand. Look how big pillows were in the 50s.

>> No.57989815

>>57989715
You sound like you have that autism so let me restate: It doesn't matter whether he wins or loses. The point is that he's not going around annexing Belarus or blitzing Azerbaijan or trying to reclaim the traditional Russian province of Finland.

NAFO freaking out about Putin invading the Baltics is like some Texans worrying about having to refight the Alamo or Biden panicking about Canadians trying to burn down the White House while he's in it.

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>>57989798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grKyUHdR7_c

Nothing new under the sun.

>> No.57989831

>>57989467
Stop being stupid. Flag missing on one panel means nothing.
Do Brlgians, Dutch or Croats have to be on every excercise too? Where is Estonia?
Forgot to put the Germans but good thing they put in Montenegrins ? Whole country is 300k people.

>> No.57989834

>>57989284
What the fuck is a task org chart? I don’t see an American flag anywhere on there

>> No.57989878

>>57989270
aren't they doing a RS soon? pretty sure nycb is done.

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>>57989815
>NAFO freaking out about Putin invading the Baltics
I agree. The biggest issue though is that Putin is setting a new precedence for how war and geopolitics as a while can be conducted.
>invade country
>threaten anyone and everyone with a nuclear holocaust if they get involved
Now imagine that [insert a bunch of countries that you really hate] would start doing just that. Toss a coin for each instance and you're bound to lose eventually.

>> No.57989895

>>57989878
that doesnt mean its over
AEVA is undervalued AND doing a reverse split. Its going to print

>> No.57989896

>>57989834
There's one thing in common with all those nations, in addition to being in Europe, and it fits with the US and the bigger of the nations which are clearly not shown.

>> No.57989900

>>57989888
That's not new, moron. Why do you think we never rolled into Vietnam?

Big nuclear powers get puppet states. That's how shit is and will continue to be.

>> No.57989907

>>57989815
I am writing stuff, if you are hearing stuff you should think twice before accusing people of autism.
If you have to know, I got all my jobs on pure charm alone. I'm a shit programmer. Hardly autism.

Everyone failed in Gruzija. Russians, Abkhazians, South Ossetians and Gruzians. Bush got embarrassed by this, all of the color revolution he invested, joined excercies and Gruzian contingent training abroad with Americans to just get rolled over by a shitty BRDMs and BMPs 3s driving trough a tunnel.
I just wanted to point out one statement that you made is not entirely western gain. Heck, Russians are all over Gruzijan Gruzija, however those are the emigres
I agreed with your point, no need to be hostile.

>> No.57989908

>>57989900
*North Vietnam, the best Vietnam, to be clear.

>> No.57989927
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57989927

How does a guy (alcoholic) in his late 20 with $50k cash (priced out of AI) and a dead end job and no hobbies get a gf?
I'm not investing in MTCH

>> No.57989937

>>57989900
>That's not new, moron. Why do you think we never rolled into Vietnam?
Name one other country that currently or previously did so, expect for North Korea (lol).
Also, who's 'we'?

>> No.57989939

>>57989907
He's a kremlin stoogie, he's just going to bait you into revealing shit and will only poop on anything you say to keep you confused and talking.

>> No.57989952

>>57989895
I wouldn't compare the two, but I find most stocks that RS never recover.

>> No.57989955

>>57989181
>wrong framerate
>wrong aspect ratio
>blurry
how do you screw up making a webm this badly lmao

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>>57989927
Just become gay and remember it's your fault for not buying NVDA faggot

>> No.57989965

>>57989927
What does money have to do with it?
I had multiple gfs when i was a broke student with no job, my wife is one of them

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>>57989878
The reverse split is part of building more capital. Any chance of NYCB going under has long passed. You all had chances to buy under $3 but you did nothing. You didn't listen.

>> No.57989977

>>57989966
why would I buy a failing bank?

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qrd on this situation? another nothingburger?

>> No.57989981

>>57989927
You fucked up and are undesirable somehow. My best friend works at Taco Bell at 36 is broke as fuck but is tall lean has tattoos and the tiktok pretty boy look and dates local news anchors lawyers and business owners. Women are inexplicable but that’s just the way it is.

>> No.57989988

>>57989927
You don’t want a gf
Just got a roster of fwb that you go through, it’s not hard

>> No.57990003

>>57989937
>Name one other country that currently or previously did so, expect for North Korea (lol).
So we have the Chinks (twice), the Russians (now), you can ask yourself what Israel would say to Jordan or Egypt rolling tanks into the Palestinian territories, what India and Pakistan say about one another in Kashmir, or even the US responding to Soviet nukes merely placed in Cuba... every nuclear power uses them to protect their core territory.

What Putin's doing is nothing new. We made grey zone moves onto his turf, he's pushing back, the world keeps spinning.

>Also, who's 'we'?
America, the only country that matters.

>> No.57990004

I'm all in on $HOOD. Initial @ $8, doubled down at $11, and might triple down at $17 now with margin. Getting back to IPO price seems reasonable especially if BTC continues on the path towards breaking 100k by EOY (crypto revenues are big). Massive Q1 that will beat expectations, credit card being announced on the 26th, growing gold subscribers, and they're growing deposits and their retirement accounts massively. Could also easily turn into a meme stock if the rally continues, since everyone that gambles on NVDA and ARM and whatever else currently, also happens to use Robinhood.

Basically: as long as there's no black swan event like a world war that breaks out, $HOOD should continue to rise steadily this year.

>> No.57990006

>>57989927
>names 2 obvious assistants and still asks the rest of us.
well, you should start by drinking at work too, because nothing proves skill like being too drunk to do your job right, all "functional" alcoholics are doing it. Also, whatever you do, don't engage with shit you don't normally do. Hobbies are for winners, and you're a fucking loser. If you leave home, you might run into a woman lookng for a loser, and that would mean she'd spot you for something you're not, and you'd miss your chance.

HOOD, because there's no research, just happy faces.

>>57989966
>>57989977
Not sure if this is a buy or sell. I suppose long-date strangle.

>> No.57990014

>>57989980
Yeah it’s just posturing. France won’t do anything. And even if they did, the French?! Lol they haven’t been relevant in any wars since their revolution, they’re pussies
>Verification not required.

>> No.57990016
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>>57989965
I'm expected to pay for the entire date, rent a decent apartment and show up in a (upper) middle class car
the entire dating process has to do with money nowadays. dating has chanced, a lot...

but yeah, it used to be easier when I was a student

>> No.57990019

>>57989927
>>57989965
>>57989981
Classic pussy bellcurve: You want either lots of money or no money. Waging to get by = no dice.

>> No.57990027

>>57989980
the french ran from the african malians. they wont do a thing against actual russians with an army.

>> No.57990053

>>57990004
Very solid. Pretty much all they're missing is in-app integration with $DKNG for sports betting.

>> No.57990054

>>57990014
I think the cookieboy is gonna make smoked kippers with fishboy.
MMM, fallout is international.

>> No.57990069

>>57989966
and the rate hike?

>> No.57990079
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57990079

Puts on SMCI, NVDA and TSLA.
Expire in August. I'm going to be a millionaire three times over.

>> No.57990081

>>57990016
Just go to a hotel. Nobody takes chicks to their apartment in the first few weeks, what if she turns out to be a psycho after sex and starts to stalk you?
And many girls like to pay half in restaurants

>> No.57990090

>>57989980
worst case they do nothing, best case the natives are ground up.

>> No.57990092

>>57989927
>priced out of AI
Wtf does this mean? You can buy shares, maybe even fractional shares
Or you mean some kind of margin alchemy?

>>57989980
>"with his 400 tanks"
Is that a flex or is he making a joke out of it? Who gives a crap about 400 tanks when there are fields of mines and prepared arty support? How many tanks have been wrecked already?
There will be no Frenchie soldiers officially shooting at Russians. >>57990014
They are always in Sahel. They are definitely not pussies, those would be Italians.

>> No.57990106

>>57989555
>Is TSLA a based buy right now? Down 30% YTD and falling.

Wait until it hits $135. That was the last resistance.

>> No.57990124

>>57989555
Checked. I shorted TSLA in 2020 and lost my ass. It's a fuck awful company powered by memes. Ask yourself how much meme power you've seen put behind it lately.

>> No.57990144

>>57990124
NVDA is the meme stock grandpa

>> No.57990167

Thanks Biden

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68549860

>> No.57990176

big submarine deal this friday, the dutch buying, probably french naval group getting the contract.

swedish saab (in collaboration with dutch damen shipyards) and german thyssenkrupp the other bidders, in order.

canada up next to buy.

>> No.57990180

>>57990144
And where does that leave the last inflated meme stock to go?

>> No.57990195

>>57990144
>>57990180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos

>> No.57990198

>>57990176
HII has so much room to run.

>> No.57990219

>>57990176
Is the French naval group listed?
Would be nice if SAAB got it instead, could hope the politicians prefer Dutch involvement

>> No.57990230
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>>57990144

SMCI is the flimsiest of the AI meme stocks and the one to fall hardest the moment the music stops and top-buying idiots scramble for the exits.

$400 strike, August expiry.

>> No.57990239

>>57990195
>INTCel
I just got the ick

>> No.57990245

>>57990239
No problem, I got the D.

>> No.57990249

RAGING BULL

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>>57990249
>You call these carrots?

>> No.57990307

>>57990198
every arms company almost, every country cutting slices of their gdp right now.
>>57990219
not public. 62% french state but 35% thales group which is listed and has only moved +30% since the war (relatively little)

>> No.57990336
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Just received an email from my broker stating that T+2 settlement is being shortened to T+1 on 5/28/24... We are so back long shares bros

>> No.57990368
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57990368

Did you win your bets today and what are you betting on tomorrow?

>> No.57990418
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57990418

>ARM lock up ended
>price barely moved
Yeah I'm thinking lotto puts now that iv is low. I've seen this play out way too many times
>lock up ends
>nothing happens
>lock up week puts get fucked
>proceeds to have a huge dump 4:01pm Friday

>> No.57990424

>>57989927
i landed my wife when i was borderline homeless and just started working again. i had 3 part time jobs and i could barely see her. Saved up enough to start investing and landed a decent fulltime gig and quit all my other jobs. fast forward 10 years, were married with a kid on the way.

>> No.57990429

>>57990368
Inflation numbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

>> No.57990436

>>57990368
I got some Adobull calls way otm but I sold my near money calls because I think it might go flat or dump 5%

>> No.57990481
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57990481

So are we buying TSLA when it hits $100 or naw?

>> No.57990518
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>>57990424
Inspiring

>> No.57990552

>>57989555
It legitimately has the potential to go to less than $100/share at this point. Elon Musk is a complete disaster and the company's success depends on him. There is no winning for that stock going forward.

>> No.57990577

>>57990418
But is there an actual reason for it to go down outside of the lockup?

>> No.57990582
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57990582

>>57989966
A reverse split isn't a good sign. It's literally the opposite of building capital you major dumb fuck fat hands. Have fun bag holding you chuckle fat fuck but don't lie and scam others.

>> No.57990588

>>57990230
>yes that'll be 900 dollars to short a meme stock
>yes your break even is a 67% drop
>yes the iv is 101%

Holy fuck anon lmao. That's the most absurd premium for that far otm months away since the cult video game store stock

>> No.57990591

>>57990552
>I'm still angry about his comment to Bob Iger
Whatever, faggot. DIS is shit, unimaginative slop, dying on the work of people far better than Iger.
From ICE driver joke, to 4th largest auto manufacturer on earth.

>> No.57990630
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>>57990588
What the fuck are you looking at?
The contracts cost me $7.40.

>> No.57990637

>>57990577
A bank worth less than the company is holding 90% of its shares anon.
Let me say that again.

A bank worth 85 billion dollars is holding 90% of a stock worth 135 billion dollars.

Would you hold that? That's like if JPM held 90% of NVDA when it was worth 450. You really think they wouldn't dump their bags on retail?

>> No.57990665

>>57990016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otGO0a7OPtg

>> No.57990667

We are in a bubble until people stop talking about crypto. SQQQ.

>> No.57990674

>>57990630
It's sitting at 8.15 rn
8.15 x 100 = 815?

>> No.57990682

>had shares in SMR
>stop order at 5.49 gets tripped somehow
>SMR climbs to 7 dollars for the next two days
will slurp the dip after earnings, yeah they have licenses but their only project got canceled a few months ago.

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57990697

I can't believe retards bought into NYCB meme, a failing bank

>> No.57990723

>>57990481
You can get Rivian at 20 and Bezos will make sure it at least stays around that.
BYD and other china cars are fine-great and are subsidized. Unlike NA, EU buyers can get repairs on china EVs.
Elon lost the favor of the Jews. why would you not bet on the Jews when you are poor?

>> No.57990750

https://www.eenews.net/articles/doe-awards-750m-for-clean-hydrogen-technology/

US Awarded $750mil for hydrogen energy development. Predictions? Is it still a dying dream?

>> No.57990763

>>57990582
https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/07/10/3-stocks-that-had-a-reverse-split-lived.aspx
>fool

>> No.57990780

>Friend just finished his English masters
>Now has a remote job working in AI
Yeah, this is a bubble.

>> No.57990796

>>57990697
>+9%

>> No.57990802

Any NAFO bros here?

>> No.57990819

>>57990674
Yes, I can own $118,000 worth of SMCI for $740. If my strike hits by June, my contracts will be worth 10x.

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>>57990763
>hey here are these 3 exceptions to the rule for companies that are crashes and burning
Dumbfuck

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>>57990697
money lenders are to Hebrews as is Lamps to moths

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>>57990802
Sup taras.

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>>57990796
>got lucky but hasn't sold

>> No.57990866

>>57990697
Yeah. Unbelievable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otGO0a7OPtg
>>57990750
So far as I know you have to burn metal to separate water to get H2, and any tanks, hoses, and burn chambers, will steadly become brittle and break down. H is literally small enough to go through solid lead. It just dodges the atoms. In doing so, if left long enough, the brittle metal turns flammable, like a wick. As always, the risk is pooling and detonation.
If you're ok with replacing everything in your fuel system and burn chamber, it's fine. But until we have force-fields, or some pattern of atomic layering I've not heard, it's just extra costs. Electricity to separate water using metal, metal for the separation, tanks, hoses, engines, explosive risk. It's a way of moving a powerful fuel, if you don't mind the short longevity of the engine and the costs up front.
I'm now at the point of repeating myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o
As a supplement power, if you need extreme pressure a very few times, it's pretty good. Have you seen the space-X parking lot where the worker's park their Chevy's in Texas heat? Those oil spots? Now imagine that's explosive hydrogen gas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o

>> No.57990886

>>57989927
he doesn't, it's probably already over, judging by the fact you post anime girls on 4chan and daydrink
at least you can make it monetarily, the great thing about investing and trading is that women can't figure it out
you're not priced out of AI either, the bubble will at the very least last until the NVDA AI conference on the 18th
>>57989981
>tall, lean, prettyboy look
yeah no shit, look at what jeremy meeks got away with despite having no value beyond his looks, it's what matters most

>> No.57990946

Let's see Paul Allen's portfolio.

>> No.57990948

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaeCOwSN9xA
wtf I love black people

>> No.57990956

>>57990886
>blackpillers reached /smg/
absolute top signal, just converted to 100% cash

>> No.57990969

>>57990582
>It's literally the opposite of building capital
It's an attempt to trick people into buying in

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>>57990948
I also want to rail that negress news anchor

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>>57990969
It doesn't work though

>> No.57990996

>>57990948
Diversity and loving immigrants.

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>>57990948
I thought the National Guard was supposed to prevent this? Do we need to deploy the army to reign in the scholar problem?

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Groundbreaking technical analysis of NYCB from StockMarketTV

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OIL and NATGAS

>> No.57991016
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>>57990980
Bro she has fucking Bert tier eyebrows. Fuck dude can you imagine the rug between her legs if it matches the bushy brow drapes on that ape face?

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>>57990988
Correct

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>>57991007
>we observe what in technical analysis terms we call "going down"
>that means the current price is lower than it previously was, which indicates that the company is values lower than it was before
>this "going down" trend may or may not continue in the future, or could even reverse into doing something called "going up"

>> No.57991036

>>57990946
>HOOD
>JD
>MSTR
>NYCB
>UGA
>COPJ calls (somehow)

>> No.57991037
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57991037

>>57988778
Bearish Head and Shoulders forming on SOXX. This is SOXL, but the SOXX chart does not look different here.

The problem is the pattern hasn't completed yet. And it could pump to the high heavens tomorrow. I bought three post-FOMC puts at the dots indicated here, here and here.

Those who had puts probably should have (and smartly) sold today. But I haven't. Because I have a theory which I think is smarter. And we'll see.

>> No.57991044

erm... uranium trannies???

>> No.57991058

i'm going all-in on oak island

>> No.57991060
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57991060

>Have TFSA ($12k) and margin account ($0)
>When placing orders with TD, it defaults to my margin account
>Wanted to buy a $6,900 bond in my TFSA
>Ended up buying it in my margin account on loan
>This is not the first time it happened
>mfw

>> No.57991061

>>57991044
Spot dropped $7 in a day on NO NEWS

>> No.57991071
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57991071

Bet you knuckleheads didn’t even guess that I was behind the midcaps gimmick.

>> No.57991079
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>>57990697
>I can't believe retards bought into NYCB meme, a failing bank

Yeah I'm sure they are real upset...

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>>57991071
Who the fuck are you?

>> No.57991097

>>57991035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uz1bIV03ng

>> No.57991100
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57991100

My model, which is an attempt at reverse-engineering banks R/R-tolerance (mostly regulated by SOFR) started flashing overbought territory during the last session. Right now it's at a level not seen since late march '22.
It doesn't repaint, and has worked wonders in conjunction with some other models so far. Not saying it's foolproof but I just thought I'd let you faggots know. Might be a nothingburger.

>> No.57991107

>>57991079
Kek it still hasn't reached peak levels again. Imagine all the bag holders holding from the peak.

>> No.57991166
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so you're telling me there are people in this thread who buy options at 3-5 months out with a strike of more than 30% difference compared to the current stock price, and they expect to make a profit?
Is anybody actually consistently making gains with this? Seems like just a bunch of broke gamblers the bunch of you.

>> No.57991172

>>57991079
Looks to me like there’s still time to buy in. Still very suspicious though but now I’m suspicious in a positive way. The Jewish tricks may just pull this back out of the gutter. Maybe it was the plan all along just to decrease the number of shares in circulation.

>> No.57991183

>>57989955
what software do you use to create webm?

>> No.57991204

>>57991166
tell us what type of options you place.

>> No.57991209

>>57991166
90% of my gains the last 4 weeks has been doing exactly what you described but even more gross
>PANW 295p the day before earnings
>DELL 125c expiring in June
Sold both market open

Cornwall Capital's entire strat in its inception was doing exactly that. Shotgun way otm spreads.

>> No.57991212

>>57991100
May I see it?

>> No.57991218

>>57991166
I’m sure some ITT actually do the Hail Mary options trading yes. Some of us just DCA into VOO and the like, hold interest-earning cash in the interim, and meme here otherwise

>> No.57991223

>>57991183
ffmpeg

>> No.57991227
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57991227

This guy on my local broker went full balls to the wall with NYCB, letting it take up 35.43% of his portfolio, will he make it?

>> No.57991235

>Dollar store closing down 1000 stores

Bearish for retail stocks? Imagine the economy being so dog shit that people can't afford cheap stuff and gotta steal instead.

>> No.57991251

>>57991172
You think Soros bought in without knowing 100% what the future of that bank was? Of course not. He knew they were never going to fail in the first place.

>> No.57991253

>>57991235
Buy oil/gas stocks as niggers have to drive further to steal

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57991268

>>57991071
Oh i know

>> No.57991277

>>57991227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ
Do his organs work and can he outlive the year?

>> No.57991286
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>>57991000
the mall connected to the subway is also beginning litigation to get out of its lease because of the subway crimes.
It is becoming like that episode of futurama.

>> No.57991287

>>57991016
The fuck is wrong with you? If the man wants to rail the negress, let him do it in peace.

>> No.57991308
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57991308

I just don't see the bear case, at least not right now. Huge companies are doing objectively well, even with "high" interest rates. What do you think is going to happen when the Fed does inevitably cut rates? If they don't cause a housing market implosion by loosening to quickly, when rates come down these companies and their millions of employees are going to do even better. People are going to start buying houses and cars again. I think we're closer to a year-long pump like 2020-2021 than we are to a 2022 dump.

>> No.57991313
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57991313

>>57991166
Pretty simple: you recognize exuberance and euphoria, you bet against it, with the additional bonus of macro headwinds going to be a factor.

Works 85% of the time for me.

>> No.57991317
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Did the furry zoophile cartel axe the Boeing whistleblower? lmao

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57991336

>>57991223
>ffmpeg
looks interesting; thanks!

>> No.57991339

>>57991204
I recently cashed out to switch from one broker to another one but I don't want to buy back in all at once with these prices so now I just do income option strategies i.e. covered call/ covered short put / covered short strangle ...
made 1K in the last week doing this, mind you I have about 500K sitting in cash waiting to deploy it. At least I earn nice interest on that on a daily basis.

>> No.57991395

>>57991287
That's 1) disgusting and 2) how you get Kaepernick or Mahomes types.

>> No.57991442

>>57991044
itll come back
buy the dip

>> No.57991461

>>57991071
>crowdstrike
no different than S or BB
If you are not first in cyber security you are tied for last with everyone else

>> No.57991466

>>57991287
The fuck is wrong with you thinking that's ok?

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57991497

>>57991317
they could whack another dozen whistleblowers in the next month but it won't keep their stock up if their planes keep shitting themselves. Moar people will be taking the bus than flying if enuff plane snafus keep happening.

>> No.57991504

>>57991339
>I recently cashed out to switch from one broker to another one
Wouldn't the taxes have been less if you transferred the shares?

>> No.57991512

looking at these index funds and what not and i'm thinking... where the fuck is all the money? where is everyones' shit?

>> No.57991531

>>57990552
>It legitimately has the potential to go to less than $100/share at this point
Possible but very unlikely. I can't see a case for lower than $143 (the much vaunted old gap that retards think needs to be filled despite muh every gap must be filled hypothesis not being supported by the data). I think you'll see a lot of pinging around in the mid to upper $100s until a catalyst launches it back up again. That's why I'm playing the wheel strategy on it. TSLA's premium is so nice.

>> No.57991540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taWMcCs1sVg
>attempting to make a 3 point turn
Do we short or long Tesla on this news?

>> No.57991547

>>57991512
The money is used to purchase stocks in its index, which then becomes new assets under management. It's all very strictly regulated and scrutinized. Where the money goes after that who cares. Do you care who you bought stocks from?

>> No.57991562

>>57991504
yes but my broker is a nigger and I've read that it takes almost a month to complete the transfer, so that means a month that I can't sell in case something happens which I didn't like so.

>> No.57991566

>>57991044
>>57991061
>>57991442
KINGS

like buying bitcoin in 2020?

>> No.57991578

>>57991540
>Mitch McConnell's sister in law
She was obviously murdered

>> No.57991627
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>>57990552
>has the potential to go to less than $100/share at this point.
stop it, i can only get so hard.

>> No.57991629

>>57991540

Is there a way to short women drivers?

>> No.57991640

>>57991547
no, i think you're wrong. i think people have mortgages and are "poor". there's surely statistics on this. median net worth.

just one rich guy could easily kamikaze some of this stuff.

buffet, gates and bezos are together richer than the poorer half of the american population, 166 million people.

>> No.57991644

>>57991497
Something happens with an Airbus plane literally every day, there's just not a concerted effort to completely shit on the company

>> No.57991650

>The Colorado sanctuary city of Denver is asking its residents to house ILLEGALS as shelters have become overcrowded with the influx of foreign invaders.

>Now they are asking rental property owners to specifically rent to illegal migrants

I'm gonna short real estate stocks, watch those houses turn into shit real fucking quick.

>> No.57991706

>>57991253
Ok. I am interested on them. I only know CVX/XOM/PSX.

>> No.57991722

>>57991640
That's because a majority of Americans are children, women, or minorities. You expect them to diligently save a few thousand a month for a few years from gainful employment?

>> No.57991724

>>57991650
I find it hard to believe real estate investors adequately understand that they are investing in what the government sees as their (the government's) property

>> No.57991742

Should I just buy 350USD per week of MSTR for the next five years?

>> No.57991744

>>57991540
Many such cases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UJPjULCa9Q

>> No.57991763

>>57991742
>MSTR
Why now? Why not several years ago, or even 12 months ago?

>> No.57991765

>>57991640
>. i think people have mortgages and are "poor".
They don't buy stock directly and but their 401K/pension fund buy stocks.

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>>57991722
They are also the easiest to blackmail

>> No.57991783

>>57991706
Please give me some names if I want to long oil.

>> No.57991821

>>57991722
>median net worth of american adults (200 million invididuals)
>$93,271
this must include illiquid assets i.e. real estate
>>57991765
that's what i'm talking about

how much real estate do you get in the US for $100k? $200k? and then be at 0 liquid assets

>> No.57991822
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57991822

>>57991783
UCO, OILU, NRGU

>> No.57991825

Guys I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna buy INTC leaps.
I literally and I mean literally just blew a load looking at the golden cross on the weekly and monthly.

I'll see you guys on the other side

>> No.57991831

>>57991783
UCO
USO

>> No.57991834

>>57991783
FANG

>> No.57991837

>>57991763
Because the arrow of time moves forwards.

>> No.57991853
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>>57991825
just don't forget the crosses are lagging indicators

>> No.57991859

>>57991834
Them or their spinoff VNOM.

>> No.57991875

>>57991768
Poor guy, that video is going to be on the Internet forever of his woman being an absolute whore and he is probably reminded of that daily. Also you just know she is probably lame as hell in bed with him. Hope he's in it for the Jewish inheritance bucks.

>> No.57991911

>>57991822
>NRGU
thanks,. I was looking at GUSH but NRGU looks much stronger.

>> No.57991920
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>>57991107
>Imagine all the bag holders holding from the peak.
He doesn't have to imagine, he's one of those bagholders. His average (a $400 position) is $4.97
>>57991837
Perfect time to buy, anon! Good reasoning :D

>> No.57991921

>>57991768
She's hot, damn

>> No.57991922
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>>57991783
IMO

>> No.57991925

>>57991578
Don't assume that, rich people die too. But it is a question for Elon's team if physical switch elimination was the best choice. I do wonder about her first husband.
>>57991629
If we ever do get self-driving. I'd say air, but Boeing is trying to hire women and brown. Dunno

>> No.57991931
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God dammit, I was going to be rich

>> No.57991936

>>57991875
>poor guy
nah, as a man it is your responsibility to make sure your partner is not a whore

>> No.57991964

>>57991931
Where’d you buy in at? The top?

>> No.57991969

>>57991936
>humans are always predictable
>women never lie
>other men never seduce
anon.

>> No.57991977

>>57991964
I bought calls for earnings last week

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57991979

>>57991875
>>57991936
Trust me he knows and he loves it.
>he knows you know
>he knows you know that he knows
>he knows you know that he knows that you know
This is how a coomer wins

>> No.57992000

>>57991768
qrd?

>> No.57992005

>>57991977
Even better. Just buy scratch offs or goto a casino next time. Or better yet buy the underlying and sell the calls yourself

>> No.57992020

>>57991768
QRD?

>>57991650
No way people actually are gonna let them into their homes... Right?

>> No.57992031

>>57992005
I don't have money for scratch offs or casino trips
I mean... technically I do, but I'd have to transfer it out of my brokerage into my checking account and then into cash. That's WAY too much fucking work
Anyway, my calls should still be profitable... just not a huge win... oh well

>> No.57992041

>>57992020
If they do, we'll just need to send another 40,000.

>> No.57992042

>in america, if you have a net worth of $93,271 or above (including real estate, vehicles, down payments and other valuables) you're richer than 50% of the adult population of 200 million people

>> No.57992050
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The waterboy is peak hollyjew

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57992061

>>57992000
>>57992020
Kek, not going to bother. If you know you know and your cock is probably already hard.

>> No.57992071

>>57992042
How do I turn $1 million into $100 million. Is it possible?

>> No.57992081
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>>57992020
Illegal Aliens are already getting priced in. At this point buy ammo and sell it when the shortage starts.

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>>57992042
Wait, I thought we were all millionaires.

>> No.57992100

>>57992071
>How do I turn $1 million into $100 million. Is it possible?
No but with some luck you can turn $1 million into $100

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>SOOOOO I MADEEEEE A BIG MISTAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE! TRY TO SEE IT ONCEEE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?t=58

>> No.57992124

>>57991007
if they would stop paying these fucks by the word, id consider investing in stockmarkettv

>> No.57992125

>>57992041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuffRIaah9A
Hatians already DCA'd into Florida

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57992135

>>57992100
>No
WHY NOT

>> No.57992138

>>57992097
>what is abusing average
>>57992042
this seems reasonable considering all the low income minorities

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57992158

>>57992106
Me with Tesla
https://youtu.be/ODTv9Lt5WYs?t=123

>> No.57992165

>>57992135
Because everything is stacked against you

>> No.57992172

>>57992158
No no no. She either did it on purpose or it was an accident. No way a Tesla can be remotely controlled like a toy

>> No.57992202
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57992202

I want to laugh at anons for buying shitty meme gambling stocks like NVDA and TSLA but then i realize how much im down

>> No.57992214

>>57992172
I wish I still had the webm on the old asian woman who crashed into a parked car. PoV was a guy looking out his kitchen window.

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Bros I love clown girls

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>>57992158
>Tesla
https://youtu.be/4QRWihMrjRk?t=102

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57992230

>>57992165
Who is stacking everything against me?

>> No.57992246

>>57992061
Stingy

>>57992202
Man that is a classic anime, haven't thought about it in years

>> No.57992270

>>57989966
Splits don't affect the underlying equity in any way, retard. A reverse split is a sign of trouble and need to raise the share price or consolidate ownership. Bank stocks under $10 are usually seen as junk by institutionals. The new investor pool wants near 50% control, the reverse split deals with both. Problem is their next earnings report is only about a month out and we'll see more deposit flight and loan losses unless dick munchin finds some suckered to buy shitty loans. In reality, the new investors are merely looking to profit from selling to a larger bank, which they don't want the loans either. The regional banking sector is not in good shape.

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>>57992226

>> No.57992331
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>>57992230
You are

>> No.57992334

>>57992326
You didn't see shit faggot

>> No.57992351

>>57992270
I never thought the American Empire would fall during my life

>> No.57992356

>>57992347
>>57992347
>>57992347
Banked

>> No.57992371

>>57992230
No one, it's just the way it works. To 100x, you need a huge edge... probably something illegal, which would end up drawing SEC scrutiny anyway. Even funds with the best finance whiz kids don't typically 100x (except maybe the really good ones... over decades). The market is just too fucking random. I mean... technically it's not random, it's the product of millions of individual human decisions reacting to events and other human decisions every day, but to an individual observer it's essentially random.

>> No.57992425

>>57992334
...yeah I did
I didn't fucking want to though

>> No.57992542

>>57991768
who are these people?

>> No.57992559

>>57991644
>Something happens with an Airbus plane literally every day
>doors flying off.
>50 people injured in nose dive.
these things happen everyday

>> No.57992616
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57992616

>>57991783
This gayfag website keeps insta deleting my ticker list posts. See picrel.

>> No.57992669

>>57992616
Oh, and KSA to have a little piece of Saudi Aramco.

>> No.57992674

>>57992425
Too bad faggot, enjoy your ptsd

>> No.57992685

>>57992542
You missed out on a mighty good wank

>> No.57992764

>>57991875
he also looks like a jewpa, they're probably made for each other

>> No.57993028

>>57990637
If I understand you correctly, I should follow what you are doing like a genuine retard-- I don't mean that-- and cow mode position the fuck out of them because the disparity of red letter day from btlp having its last day also might mean a greater need of liquidy

>> No.57993242

>>57989980
That guy's a russian shill. He's not trying to predict the situation or report anything real, his plan is to post clickbait for views and make france look like pussies when they don't do anything.

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Look at this taco bell burrito/smg/, it's fast goi slop has to offer. Unlike my trades with this I'm gaurunteed diarrhea. I already hate myself that I was so cheap and lazy that I ordered this fake food but fuck it.

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>>57992347
>>57992347
>>57992347