How creative is /biz/?

[Anonymous No.57984659]

ITT we propose ways to combine cryptocurrency and poop. Let’s hear them

[Anonymous No.57984670]

>>57984659
indians create rugscams to afford new shitting street

[Anonymous No.57984807]

>>57984659
that already exists its called chainlink (LINK)

[Anonymous No.57984872]

Each unit of fecal biomass is chemically unique, no one person can ever shit out the same shit twice. This offers untapped potential as a cryptographic concept. Each time you flush, the poop gets sent out to the sewerchain system and its composition is analyzed. The “work” done in this chain involves a computer guessing the exact number of molecules of each substance found within the waste. Once the correct guess has been made, the computer is given a reward, and the rest of the nodes confirm the solution

[Anonymous No.57984900]

>>57984872
>brown ID

[Anonymous No.57984926]

>>57984659
link

[Anonymous No.57984983]

>>57984670
Sar

[Anonymous No.57985052]

put a lightning wallet QR code on a japanese high tech bidet in order to purchase the butt squirter

[Anonymous No.57985253]

>>57985052
Very good anon