/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57973710]

Bobo Kneeled Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.57973729]

What visual novels does /smg/ read?

[Anonymous No.57973742]

OIL and NATGAS and URANIUM

[Anonymous No.57973769]

>>57973742

[Anonymous No.57973776]

>>57973729
katawa shoujo

[Anonymous No.57973778]

>>57973729
>visual novels
Do you mean comic books?

[Anonymous No.57973781]

Do you know what you've done? Why, Jerome Powell himself has come before me, threatened me, an /smg/ shitposter. What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance! I salute you.

[Anonymous No.57973827]

>>57973729
western incest renpy sandbox games

[Anonymous No.57973831]

NVDA is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.57973843]

$150k in mainly QQQ and SOXL, the fuck more do I do? Buy bitcorn?

[Anonymous No.57973850]

Repoasting
>>57973629
Do you recommend learning python if you want to get into IT, and eventually cyber-security?

[Anonymous No.57973853]

>>57973710
Post your "Be greedy when others are fearful" plays:
For me it's:
>3M. Bought 25 in mid February. I think the'll get through the lawsuits just fine.
>Medical Properties Trust. Picked up a few(60) last week. Hoping for a strong Yield on Cost when they recover.

[Anonymous No.57973855]

DCA into Uranium for 2 year then roll profits into something else

[Anonymous No.57973878]

>>57973742
>NATGAS
yeah haha just buy natgas bros ha ha I bought natgas and yeah that's just so great ha ha

[Anonymous No.57973891]

>>57973850
you can learn the python basics in a weekend. be more ambitious

[Anonymous No.57973904]

>>57973853
I picked up mpw at 3.50, could have waited longer. sold calls on it for $4.5, got assigned, and now I'm selling puts at $4 for eventual calls at $5

[Anonymous No.57973908]

We need to deport bobos from /smg/. They are bringing red candles, crime, coming after our gains. We need to refuse their sanctuary here, and deport them back to their boards, /tv/, /pol/, /g/, /v/, /int/, /r9k/. Vote for me and we will build the wall to keep these bears out. We can't lose another anon's gains to these criminals.

[Anonymous No.57973923]

>>57973729
been on/off umineko for about one and a half year now

[Anonymous No.57973926]

>>57973710
You forgot to put useful tools to read the data op

>Tools to read data
Truflation
Tradingview
Coinmarketcap

[Anonymous No.57973930]

will nvda get giga rugged again this friday as it approaches $1000?

[Anonymous No.57973932]

>>57973930
Just watch it. I believe it'll drop to 910 or so tomorrow morning as people take profits... then it's up to how much you believe.

[Anonymous No.57973942]

>>57973710
Head and Shoulders forming on the SOXX. This is SOXL but the charts don't look different here. The spot highlighted is the logical breakdown if it completes.

[Anonymous No.57973941]

>>57973710
>Me investing in the Arab military industrial-complex to force the congress to pass another foreign aid law to Israel and profit with US inflation while watching live Truflation data

See ya losers

[Anonymous No.57973943]

>>57973930
probably before friday
nvda and amd are done with their run

[Anonymous No.57973950]

I just re-read Spice and Wolf over and over again

[Anonymous No.57973965]

>>57973943
Not to put to fine a point, but all kinds of interesting shit starts Thursday, I'm not the only one seeing it. Beware the ides of march might actually apply this year.

[Anonymous No.57973972]

>>57973729

[Anonymous No.57973991]

>>57973904
I got 130(not 60, I misremembered) at $4.46. It closed today at $4.26 . Already a baggie lmao. I'm long tho.

[Anonymous No.57973995]

>>57973769
Based
>>57973878
Skill issue
>>57973729
Katawa Shoujo

[Anonymous No.57974002]

What's /biz/ archive?

I wanna see some old posts to laugh at them

[Anonymous No.57974021]

https://youtu.be/UiHpD8fjdd0?si=8g6m3i3hc_NG7Eu_
How do I short Xi?

[Anonymous No.57974055]

>>57973942

[Anonymous No.57974053]

it is unironically over for Intel. Look at the after hours price drop...
Should I sell all of my Intel stocks?

[Anonymous No.57974072]

fags

[Anonymous No.57974073]

>>57973891
>you can learn the python basics in a weekend. be more ambitious
I unironically started the Odin Project months ago as a side project, but put it to the side because of work. What resources would you best recommend to learn python? Might just start interviewing just to see what happens and shoot my shot if I get a higher paying job than what I'm doing right now.

[Anonymous No.57974075]

>>57974021
>shit happens
>CHINA IS DOOMED

[Anonymous No.57974078]

>>57974053
Just hold. No need to panic sell

[El Arcón No.57974104]

>>57974078
Nice Pepe.

[Anonymous No.57974114]

>>57973965
bank run is friday?

[Anonymous No.57974127]

>>57974104
DALLE3 is very good at movie posters. You can specific decade, genre, and country

[Anonymous No.57974128]

Will we ever get to see another epic crash again like March 2020?

[Anonymous No.57974136]

>>57974114
oh shit. should I go withdraw my stuff thursday to beat the rush?

[Anonymous No.57974142]

>>57974128
it's basically guaranteed, though good luck timing it

[Anonymous No.57974152]

>>57973878
What proxy did you use for buying natgas?

Does anyone have any good natgas stocks to look into and research?

[Anonymous No.57974166]

>>57974128
maybe after the election?

[Anonymous No.57974169]

I don't know what to buy. We need an another pandemic so that I can buy the dip.
Vid related, my creation which I made accompanied by ambulance sirens outside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

[Anonymous No.57974183]

>>57974166
Biden will win again, why would it?

>>57974142
Unless Pelosi sells like over 50% of her Nvidia shares, maybe...

[Anonymous No.57974193]

>>57974128
Sooner than you think

[Anonymous No.57974211]

>>57974183
Even if Biden wins, there'd be 2 years until any important elections, so there's no incentive to prop it up any longer

[Anonymous No.57974252]

>>57974169
Canada has deteriorated into a totalitarian shithole faster than even I could have imagined.

[Anonymous No.57974259]

The Nasdaq has a textbook triple top, each peak even closed slightly lower than the previous. Which means it'll go down 300 points, then magically break upwards 500 points the next day.

[Anonymous No.57974275]

INTEL STOP GOING DOWN!!! ENOUGH ALREADY

[Anonymous No.57974283]

>>57973965
>all kinds of interesting shit starts Thursday
Like what?

[Anonymous No.57974286]

>>57974252
yep, it's insane how quickly a homogenized country with high living standard can turn to shit. I assumed it takes multiple generations at least.

[Anonymous No.57974288]

>>57974275
>when you're a semiconductor bull but instead of getting calls on any of the dozen green companies, you took out calls on fucking intcel

[Anonymous No.57974295]

I still sleep with my mom.

[Anonymous No.57974296]

>>57974259
Why waste all that mental energy on TA when you can just buy $TQQQ secure in the knowledge that given enough time, line always go up?

[Anonymous No.57974307]

>>57974259
Drawing lines around other lines like a skitzo doesn't mean anything fag.

[Anonymous No.57974309]

i'm sorry but nvidia is done, that was the double top.

[Anonymous No.57974311]

>>57973482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWA9gRqsmnk

[Anonymous No.57974314]

>>57974275
Should have bought amd.
I'm up 50%

[Anonymous No.57974322]

>>57973742
don't forget your iridium

[Anonymous No.57974328]

>>57974183
>>57974211
>Biden will win again, why would it?
It seems fairly reasonable there will be a dump in the next 3 months, then a september dump. But the september 20th-october 31st pump will be gigantic, probably 10% up on the whole. Nvidia will go from 3 trillion to 4 trillion mcap.

Then it'll all fall apart around may 2025 I think, just suddenly "oops we're cutting now oh no summer of soft landing woops guess it wasn't a soft landing woops maybe it's a medium landing woops it's a hard landing".

That's when you replace Biden with Kamal, Biden says his health is bad and no one is sorry to see him go. Then democrats 'somehow' manage to win enough seats in the midterms that republicans are still at the mercy of a handful of rino neocons like lindsey graham.

[Anonymous No.57974331]

>>57974259
I have stolen this likely stolen clowngirl
many thanks

[Anonymous No.57974339]

>>57973710
9th result for DuckDuckGo's "Head and Shoulders" search:

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/head-shoulders.asp

[Anonymous No.57974344]

>>57974295
damn, even I finished sleeping with your mom

[Anonymous No.57974347]

>>57974307
>seething redditor who bought last week

[Anonymous No.57974362]

>>57974339
why use duckduckgo they're a google company?
I think yandex and the chink search engine are less pozzed

[Anonymous No.57974372]

>>57974311
Damn dude she is really retarded and has taken cock from at least 50 men at once in a parking lot. And she makes 250k a year. What a world.

[Anonymous No.57974389]

Hmm the Congressional Budget Office is predicting the national debt will hit $48 trillion by 2034. In 2036 I'm retiring. Certain you know uh essential programs will be facing drastic cuts due to money shortfalls in another decade.

[Anonymous No.57974394]

>>57974275
meanwhile Nvidia will be 1000 by the end of this week lol

[Anonymous No.57974413]

>>57974275
Intel? More like Outel.

[Anonymous No.57974451]

>>57974283
personally, I messaged a lot of people I care about to reallocate their investments defensively and to make sure they had coins and silver eagles on the day of the att hack.
A lot of them think I'm crazy now

[Anonymous No.57974458]

>>57973742
they're literally dressed like Tenga

[Anonymous No.57974460]

>>57974152
we trade futures, nigger

[Anonymous No.57974464]

>>57974389
funny to see this logo. Today I finally sold all my KO shares. In hindsight, it was waste of time and potential.

[Anonymous No.57974470]

>>57973965
this time it's for real guys

[Anonymous No.57974482]

>>57973943
the rise today was too fast. spooked me out of the longs. theres a very big fish at the top of that earnings tower it seems.

[Anonymous No.57974484]

>>57974296
because money is voting power and by not being an active investor I am relinquishing my voting power to jews. Paying attention to your own investments is a civic responsibility.

[Anonymous No.57974485]

>>57974295
BASED

[Anonymous No.57974509]

Is the feds list of banks that took emergency loans out of being cash poor releasing *this* Thursday?

[Anonymous No.57974530]

I'm going to ejaculate on my girlfriend's face tonight.

[Anonymous No.57974536]

>GME general still exists

[Anonymous No.57974549]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmpZtxr0kY

This time it's different

[Anonymous No.57974555]

>>57974536
Lol, GME and BBBYQ generals will still exist in 2030 barring a koolaid induced ritual mass death

[Anonymous No.57974564]

>port is 50/50 TSM calls and INTC calls
Strange feel desu

[Anonymous No.57974572]

bros tinny is still alive, if he returns to this general we may crash
>https://www.tiktok.com/@tinnyfoiler?lang=en

[Anonymous No.57974619]

>>57973853
>Hang Seng tracking ETFs
>PFE

[Anonymous No.57974631]

>>57974555
wow, BBBY thread is up too. I remember making a joke about their ticker getting "Q" eventually and none of the redditors there got it.
I must say, I kinda like it. I often take long breaks from /smg/ and /biz/, it's nice to see nothing has changes. Kinda feels like visiting parents after long time and seeing your old room unchanged.

[Anonymous No.57974661]

>>57974362
I thought about it. I feel like smart people like us use DuckDuckGo. It's purportedly private whereas Yandex is literally just Russian. We're not trying to confirm the narrative that we're all right-wing sympathizers.

We hate Russians and think Russians are gay. Purely for the reason that their stock market, their economy, and their peoples (post-Communism) are weak.

So we have two choices. Google or Duckduckgo. Do you want to see what Google says?

[Anonymous No.57974694]

Well NVDA is a lock. Glad to see some gains coming back. What are we doing about ADBE this week bros?

[Anonymous No.57974700]

>>57974661
try out perplexity.ai

[Anonymous No.57974712]

>>57974362
Fifth listing in the Google Search. Head and Shoulders Pattern is listed toward the top here above the popular shampoo and conditioner.

https://www.google.com/search?q=head+and+shoulders&sca_esv=295fbb2fc4590fb4&sxsrf=ACQVn091ReUt_aNyzeYv3Jlkaxcb59I3Ig%3A1710284115565&source=hp&ei=U93wZYzzH9XWptQPj92s-AE&iflsig=ANes7DEAAAAAZfDrYxlrKSQlXH4qngNBAYZJHxZrKpP9&ved=0ahUKEwjM6K7p6O-EAxVVq4kEHY8uCx8Q4dUDCBc&uact=5&oq=head+and+shoulders

[Anonymous No.57974721]

I compose kpi data from api usage through a private financing facility platform that large listed companies use
I don't even think market regulators understand what I do for a living
I literally know by their monthly usage which company is generating good or bad business by watching how the money flows
fucking easiest money of my life, in the company I have a low ranking role and I'm underpaid as fuck but I probably make more than my 2 managers combined because of this

[Anonymous No.57974723]

>>57974694
I got verticals. Some of which are WAY otm. I think it pumps to 700 or dumps to 500. I can't really see anything in between happening.

If I lose money I'll just keep pirating their software.

[Anonymous No.57974738]

>>57974661
towards bottom right is the alternative

[Anonymous No.57974740]

>>57974661
its literally a google company.

[Anonymous No.57974777]

>>57974128
But this time there will be no bounce back up

[Anonymous No.57974797]

>>57974128
this was an artifical crash, it had nothing to do with the economy

[Anonymous No.57974818]

>>57974723
implied move is only 8 percent anon, but I got a bull call spread too

If IV was higher I almost wonder if a straddle would be the play.

[Anonymous No.57974845]

>>57974818
PANW's implied move was 10%
DELL'S implied move was like 12%
I'm feeling like maybe I got a chance. Some of these are for June and July

[Anonymous No.57974850]

rate my styack and tell me AIGMI

[Anonymous No.57974862]

speaking of which.
>>57973942
some men like head but god damn what I really want is a right shoulder

[Anonymous No.57974875]

>>57973853
Mining juniors, OXY, EWW, intrepid potash, others i cant remember

[Anonymous No.57974877]

>>57974797
the economy was crashing
but what we are in now is certainly a fake melt up

[Anonymous No.57974892]

>>57974458

[Anonymous No.57974893]

>>57974721
Money is information. Sector inflows and outflows matter

[Anonymous No.57974894]

just finished my taxes (decided I'm not going to do them). what should I slurp tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57974919]

>>57974740
>In December 2018, it was reported that Google transferred ownership of the domain name Duck.com to DuckDuckGo. It is not known what price, if any, DuckDuckGo paid for the domain name.

Is it? I can't find it on their Wikipedia.

>DuckDuckGo's results are a compilation of "over 400" sources according to itself, including Bing, Yahoo! Search BOSS, Wolfram Alpha, Yandex, and its own web crawler (the DuckDuckBot); but none from Google

>But None from Google.

I don't doubt you. But where is it? Where is the verified information, also called intelligence, which we all need to make any decisions.

[Anonymous No.57974951]

>>57974721
can you give more info on that API?

[Anonymous No.57974963]

>>57974894
you what

[Anonymous No.57974973]

>>57974951
no I don't want to dox myself and go to jail

[Anonymous No.57974976]

>Oakland Taco Bells shutter indoor dining options in response to rising crime: report
>Taco Bell joins growing list of restaurants and stores making changes to how they conduct business in Oakland, California because of the increase in crime

[Anonymous No.57974987]

>>57974484
I pay attention. That's why I made $4k today. Because I pay attention and just hold.

[Anonymous No.57974996]

>>57974877
>the economy was crashing
because the governments literally shut everything down. there was no economic reason for a crash, only a political one

[Anonymous No.57975015]

anyone know where the corresponding itemized gains/losses are for this chart?

[Anonymous No.57975016]

>>57974073
python is your side hobby that you can google tutorials for. if you want an IT job currently in demand look into learning PaaS/IaaS, CI/CD pipelines, infrastructure orchestration, containers, kubernetes, openshift. etc. don't get to get in the door doing python programming.

[Anonymous No.57975028]

>>57974951
>>57974973
right. do you know something similar that is publicly accessible?

[Anonymous No.57975035]

>>57974850
>0 equity

[Anonymous No.57975055]

>>57974919
it seems to have been erased. but this was definitely something I heard and saw with my own eyes.
perhaps some digging through the archives is in order.

that said they're owned by USV which seems to be even more jewish than google

[Anonymous No.57975063]

>>57974572
Goddamn the combination of schizophrenia and GME cope ruined this man at break neck speed.

[Anonymous No.57975082]

>NVDA 930 after hours
LOL
M
A
O

[Anonymous No.57975088]

>>57974963
just print out another 20k for me you cunt

[Anonymous No.57975091]

Just tank already, nigga.

[Anonymous No.57975107]

>>57975082
>2.3T market cap stock moving 8% a day
lmfao

[Anonymous No.57975114]

>>57975082
the japanese aren't even awake yet

[Anonymous No.57975126]

>>57975063
Judging by the chink letters it looks like he moved to Taiwan? I am not actually going to watch that shit but given his yellow fever this has to be better than his life in Vegas.

[Anonymous No.57975136]

>>57975091
Boeing is a darling corp for the ever growing DEI movement; no way in hell 'they' are ever going to let it crash. Ironic as hell considering DEI is the reason for all of their current issues.

[Anonymous No.57975149]

>>57974894
Its ok. I hear a lot of people who filed tax returns early got them really late or still havent

[Anonymous No.57975162]

>>57974894
LUNR

[Anonymous No.57975163]

>>57973710
https://youtu.be/g9S93bE06H0?si=qjAlh-wW9dHYrpiX

[Anonymous No.57975165]

>>57975015
I made 70% last year and didn't even need to be a member of Congress.

[Anonymous No.57975170]

The day I don't bet on NVDA calls, they go up

[Anonymous No.57975174]

Gold Mining related.
>SSRM
They're 1/4 tangible, but 30-45% of their revenues was in the Turkey mine, which will take millions of dollars in tea and some proper payment to the families of the deceased to get opened again.
They have the cash and inventory, but... Anyone else know anything?
I want to go deep but I can't wait years till it lifts.

[Anonymous No.57975182]

>>57973710
Tore my jacket at the shoulder yesterday when I leaned over. Finally getting bigger, brehs.

[Anonymous No.57975196]

Being poor kinda sucks :/

[Anonymous No.57975203]

>Qifu Tech DRC earnings missed by ¥7.25, revenue fell short of estimates
>+1.84%
huh

[Anonymous No.57975206]

>>57973742
>>57973995
>>57973769
KINGS

[Anonymous No.57975215]

>>57975162
Jack was in my local Costco, and was following me. I didn't like it, because I couldn't see who it was. But it was Jack. He wears extensions.

[Anonymous No.57975219]

Fucking marvel technology

What a fucking dog

I sold at close so that means its gonna moon 20% tommorrow

[Anonymous No.57975251]

>The US economy is so strong that there might not be any rate cuts in 2024, per CNN

Crisis averted lads, no bank runs, no market crashes, no rate cuts/hikes, everything is fine!

[Anonymous No.57975267]

>>57975251
And inflation?

[Anonymous No.57975291]

>>57975251
headline CPI has bottomed and Biden will make America great again.

[Anonymous No.57975301]

>>57975267
inflation is sign of strong economy.

[Anonymous No.57975303]

>>57975267
If you have a ready backing for the US currency, I think much of the US would give you BJ's for life.

I have one, but it's not gonna be easy to implement, and will piss some people off. Which, let's be honest, the ability to print at will is the reason the banks are who they are.

[Anonymous No.57975312]

>>57973991
I think 4-4.5 is about right for the rest of the year, at least until rates drop

[Anonymous No.57975328]

>>57974862
https://youtu.be/EzPwD-qApeM?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.57975332]

>>57973710
How'd everyone's day go!?

[Anonymous No.57975339]

Futes

[Anonymous No.57975351]

>>57975332
Fantastic

[Anonymous No.57975379]

>>57975351
Very nice we have like the same amount invested but you're beating me. Mind sharing your portfolio!?

Here's mine: https://m1.finance/vIQRqWg4FYFi

[Anonymous No.57975419]

plus side of inflation picking back up I am more likely to get the raise to make 58-60k usd on my contract renewal this summer.

[Anonymous No.57975432]

>>57975251
Look NYCB raised 1 billion in equity from private investors! Ignore the 13 billion + loss in deposits!

[Anonymous No.57975438]

I just realized I have no idea how to invest for a Harris administration.

And I think we might need to very soon.

[Anonymous No.57975455]

>>57975379
Diversity is not our strength.
I've got other accounts that are more diversified than this.

[Anonymous No.57975464]

>>57975219
Probably. Post earnings dumps usually take a couple days to peter out.

[Anonymous No.57975467]

>>57973710
>Bobo Kneeled
Check the CPI

[Anonymous No.57975478]

>>57975467
Inflation up
stocks up
simple as

[Anonymous No.57975497]

>>57975455
Pharmaceuticals huh?

[Anonymous No.57975511]

>>57974389
People should be made to save for retirement etc.. but I dont trust the government to manage that money. Because situations like this then happen. Keynesian economics will reach its tragic end and we will get an argentina situation before long but this will affect the whole world which makes it difficult to enact currency controls.

One way around this would be investing in low debt to gdp countries like Russia. What can you not invest in though?

[Anonymous No.57975513]

For me, it's Emily Kinney.

[Anonymous No.57975528]

>>57973742
You guys ever think UUUU will hit 10 bucks anytime soon? I know people have been talking about it since its pretty much the only real alternative to the energy needs of the world.

[Anonymous No.57975541]

>read article
>uh oh, are JEPI and TSLY holders going to fuel the next crash?
>later
>search for same article to share on /smg/
>10 March 2024, One of the Most Infamous Trades on Wall Street Is Roaring Back
>29 January 2024, Why the Short Volatility Trade Is Back and Bigger Than Ever
>Aug. 30, 2023, The short-volatility trade is making a comeback in 2023 six years after triggering a historic stock-market wipeout
>Apr 5, 2022, How to Short Volatility: A Strategy Poised for a Comeback
>it's nothing

[Anonymous No.57975554]

>>57975541
don't be like that
UVXY has killed people

[Anonymous No.57975569]

>>57975455
>NVO
based, I've been slurping even more off them recently after a study showed that most people that lose weight on GLP-1 (Ozempic, Saxenda, etc.), regain most of it within a year off quitting, meaning many will end up as repeat customers, lmao @ fat "people"

[Anonymous No.57975574]

>>57975528
Been a year since I grappled with UUUU but wasn't the play on them based on them being able to reclaim rare earth metals through a new plant which would offer them an additional revenue source and establish them as strategic importance to providing American materials especially uranium which congress was supposed to buy up. What has changed with it in the past year?

[Anonymous No.57975580]

I just put $4k into REITs is the market gonna crash or what?

[Anonymous No.57975581]

i wish i checked nvidia before closing

[Anonymous No.57975591]

BA bros......

[Anonymous No.57975600]

>>57975438
I don't think Joe Budden nor Harris would win so even in a 25th amendment scenario Harris wouldn't last long

[Anonymous No.57975626]

>>57975554
>tfw can trade CFDs and can directly trade the spot price without having to deal with options pricing or transaction fees

[Anonymous No.57975634]

>>57975528
alt theory. boomers are finally reaching the age where their drivers licenses can be legally revoked. everyone has the internet.
We're not even at full deployment of e-mail.
that said I should probably buy more amazon.
Do you remember how sickeningly free the roads were when "non-essential" travel was revoked.

[Anonymous No.57975653]

>>57975438
Imagine if it was a fact that Beijing or Moscow could crash all the planes in the sky but the only thing keeping them from doing it was the fear of retaliation.

[Anonymous No.57975659]

>>57975634
>brrrrr
LMAO

[Anonymous No.57975724]

nothing makes me seethe more than owning a stock with no debt and more cash than its market cap continue to drill because they IPO’d without intending to ever be profitable

[Anonymous No.57975725]

Bros it looks like Twitch could be on its way out by the end of 2024 since those retards are going to raise the prices of subs this year...is this bullish for AMZN?

>>57975528
Any huge oppai versions of her?

[Anonymous No.57975731]

>>57975569
Yeah I need to buy more when it's eventually approved for weight loss. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.57975741]

>>57973710
>KANA

[Anonymous No.57975744]

>>57975634
>six, seven grand
Do Americans really use "grand" to mean thousands? lmao

[Anonymous No.57975775]

>>57975744
Do europoors really pay 50% in taxes despite being paid half as much as Mericans?

[Anonymous No.57975791]

>>57975091
be careful about selling BA. pretty sure they will be obligated to kill shareholders thinking about selling to protect other shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57975795]

>>57975528
I prefer DNN for my shitco miner play.

[Anonymous No.57975809]

Beginning to invest in the stock market as supplementary income has been a good decision. I started end of 2022.

[Anonymous No.57975819]

>>57975744
yes

[Anonymous No.57975820]

>>57975591
...have invested in a niggerific company that kills people, accidentally and intentionally.

Price Target: $125

[Anonymous No.57975826]

>>57975634
so like what if I refuse to pay taxes. then during the investigation just talk about my Corvette after every question, and shit my pants about half way in and never acknowledge it. would my taxes be forgiven?

[Anonymous No.57975830]

>>57975634
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/03/12/biden-hur-transcript-classified-documents/
its real
we lived in such a fucked world

[El Arcón No.57975833]

poison

[Anonymous No.57975842]

>>57975819
but it's supposed to only be for money lel

[Anonymous No.57975847]

>>57975731
The FDA already approved Wegovy for weight loss in 2021, and just recently, it received further approvals for reducing heart disease or something like that

[Anonymous No.57975856]

my nvda :)

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57975866]

>NVDA is now above where I sold it last week
uh bros...? I thought the music had stopped?

[Anonymous No.57975875]

>>57975634
How is Biden so based? Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.57975880]

[Anonymous No.57975881]

the concept of stocks is... child sacrifices to moloch

[Anonymous No.57975883]

>>57975866

[Anonymous No.57975889]

>>57975467
It's not hot.

[Anonymous No.57975913]

>>57975634
With a car, you can go anywhere you want

[Anonymous No.57975951]

>>57975847
Not approved on Medicare for that use yet though. That's the big money. A lot of insurance doesn't cover it either.

[Anonymous No.57975954]

>>57975881
that makes them sound cooler than they actually are

[Anonymous No.57975964]

I really ought to just go full retard on NVDA just ONCE.

[Anonymous No.57975976]

>>57975964
Nvidia is going to 1000 solely due to human psychology.

[Anonymous No.57975985]

>>57975951
Forget approval, they can't make enough of the damn stuff and cram it in autoinjectors fast enough.

[Anonymous No.57976013]

>>57973831

Nvidia and Tau team

[Anonymous No.57976025]

Damn…. NVDA is going to break my calls break even… and I sold my call for a loss at close… 2fudded2care

[Anonymous No.57976043]

>>57974694
Just tell me, you´re mentally retarded?

[Anonymous No.57976047]

>>57975744
You call fries, chips. There is nothing you can say about the US that's more absurd than that.

[Anonymous No.57976057]

>>57975082

All AI coins ll break the market anon

[Anonymous No.57976074]

i'm tired boss... no more nvidia bull runs

[Anonymous No.57976076]

>>57974128
i was too busy playing animal crossing to buy the dip, was cash for so long i didnt end up buying back in until like May

[Anonymous No.57976081]

>>57976013

Holding AGRS and get 10x since Jan

[Anonymous No.57976087]

>>57976081

You make me remember I hold some, ty anon

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57976090]

>>57974128
>coming soon, to markets near now

[Anonymous No.57976095]

>>57975866
it hasn't even begun compared to dotcom
bobos are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.57976096]

>>57976087

Sell it, that sht sucks

[Anonymous No.57976133]

CPI says egg inflation is up. Don't miss the CALM breakout.

[Anonymous No.57976153]

>>57975976
NVDA is going well past $1k

[Anonymous No.57976156]

>>57975830
>it's in the WashingtonPoop
It's not real. Move past (((them))), while you can.

[Anonymous No.57976165]

>>57975985
Which means there's tons of upside from where I'm sitting.

[Anonymous No.57976170]

thoughts on MU as a long term investment?

[Anonymous No.57976196]

>>57976156
the go brrrr corvette meme is for sure a distraction

[Anonymous No.57976203]

>>57976170
They make generic RAM. So no, there is no case.

[Anonymous No.57976211]

>>57976203
but with AI you can Make Ram

[Anonymous No.57976225]

anyone planning on putting everything on NVDA, SMCI, and MSFT ?
thinking of simply doing this and forgetting about it all.
check back in 5-10 years and see how they're doing.

[Anonymous No.57976233]

>>57976211
Are you going to buy motherboard manufactures too? How about capacitors? Solder? These things are established goods, its like buying napkins at the grocery store, they are simple to make (anyone can make them) and have razor thin margins. Even if demand goes up, they dont make much more profit.

[Anonymous No.57976248]

>>57976233
There is nothing AI cannot do

[Anonymous No.57976255]

>>57976225
you're supposed to do this with VOO and VTI you goofball

[Anonymous No.57976258]

>>57976248
cant say nigger

[Anonymous No.57976260]

I didn’t invest in ENLV and QBTS last week

[Anonymous No.57976267]

>>57976233
they make hard drives as well, no? shouldn't they besides NVDA and AMD benefit the most from the AI hype?

[Anonymous No.57976273]

>>57975744
Yeah, we sound cooler than you.
Go back to prepping your wife for Abdul, then go grab me a bag of "crisps", lmao

[Anonymous No.57976276]

>>57976225
that's no fun, I want to enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.57976289]

>>57976225
Buddy look at Cisco Around 2005 Computer

[Anonymous No.57976315]

INTC is about to go bankrupt LMAO
It's absolutely hilarious to think that there are actually retards in here who thought it was a good idea to buy this shit stock

[Anonymous No.57976314]

>>57976258
I want off this ride.
DMT Demons can call people slurs and not AI robots

[Anonymous No.57976327]

>>57976267
No. NVDA has basically a monopoly because they are the only company that have the engineering knowledge and hardware to make heavy AI electronics. Not to mention the software side which is where even more money is made.
In general, more specialized manufacturing increases in value and markup leading to higher profits.
This is why raw materials and utility companies have tiny profit margins and virtually no growth even when demand increases.
For example: The cotton to make your shirt is really cheap, factories that make generic cotton shirts are cheap, companies that make more intricate clothing like jackets or dress shirts cost more, and then you have high fashion and advanced scientific materials which are the most expensive and have the highest markup.
Its the same with electronics. MU doesnt make anything special, they are the type of company that got shit on by China who could manufacture similar products for even cheaper. NVidia is at the top of the chain, so they have high prices with higher markup, meaning massive profits on a per sale basis.

[Anonymous No.57976339]

>>57976327
elon bought a 250,000 graphics card for his super computer

[Anonymous No.57976341]

So it would take govt bailouts by way of converting office space into housing and illegal alien asylums to save (some) regional banks.

[Anonymous No.57976353]

>>57976339
Ok? Then buy NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57976370]

>>57976315
>assertion
okay, frog man
why is this?
US is subsidizing it, and actual jobs+factories are being made. Seems like a solid investment.
CPU, GPU, and AI, what's more to want?
Is it cause they are asking for another hand out?
Reference 'too big to fail' doctrine displayed for nationalized corporate entities.
thank you.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57976379]

>>57976260
should have slurped, chud

[Anonymous No.57976396]

>>57976379
i bought INTC…

[Anonymous No.57976416]

>>57973710
They are saying it again. They are pumping my shares. They are reducing my puts so I can redouble them, A-ha. What is happening to them.

Greed is good.

[Anonymous No.57976418]

>>57976260
its ok. Markets will open tomorrow and you can buy some this week!

[Anonymous No.57976457]

>>57976370
>U.S. is subsidizing it
He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.57976463]

>>57976341
Have you seen CRE rents? They'd be lucky to make half what they were making and that's if they could efficiently divide the space up which they can't thus the need for changes in regulation.

[Anonymous No.57976465]

Buy Intel calls or SOXL?

[Anonymous No.57976472]

overheard some guy mumbling to himself in the hotel bar that he'll personally execute everyone who buys nvidia tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57976481]

What if TSLA gaps up tomorrow and has a 10% day? It could happen.

[Anonymous No.57976523]

>>57976472
was he cute?

[Anonymous No.57976540]

>>57976463
Its extremely sizeable costs to try and convert it into housing since it requires entirely new plumbing/eletrical work along with structural additions.

[Anonymous No.57976541]

>>57976196
no, Biden is obviously senile, that doesn't have to be lost.
but getting news from (((them))) is asking to be lied to, and they love to hurt you, even if you say you want it.

I'm wondering what happens to small and mid-size banks at this point, will a rate hike kill them, or are we past the initial losses of the move to 5%?

[Anonymous No.57976554]

>>57976481
everyone is still sleeping on TSLA AI, they are still stuck on chat bots and image generators.

[Anonymous No.57976565]

>>57976457
God what a hilarious article that was.

>>57976370
Communist economic policies always fail. No exceptions. Never forget that.

Now read: https://thehill.com/opinion/4517470-dei-killed-the-chips-act/

[Anonymous No.57976566]

>>57976327
NVDA is a 2 trillion dollar market cap company with 22 billion in quarterly revenue. 100 billion market cap companies have 22 billion in revenue quarterly.

[Anonymous No.57976570]

>>57976465
Im not buying intel until its int he 30s

[Anonymous No.57976571]

>>57976472
he needs tostop being so selfish

[Anonymous No.57976575]

>>57976554
so, are you recreating Boston dynamics?

[Anonymous No.57976583]

>>57976566
Ok, then short NVDA? Thats not a convincing argument in 2024. You going to bring up P/E next?

[Anonymous No.57976598]

>>57976566
there's still a long argument if 1 or 3 or 5 years is proper for valuation, imo. if you can get it when you sell, ask for no less than 10 years.
>>57976583
It's a great party, I'm waiting on the hangover. I'm probably gonna suffer for the next month, maybe year, but there is no way I'm hitting this tulip court to try to get a dime. I fold, faggot.

[Anonymous No.57976616]

>>57976598
Yeah but the value of the company will also continue to surge as its revenue increases.
>>57976583
>it will go up
>because it went up
real solid. I'm not touching it because its a darling swept up by euphoria.

[Anonymous No.57976618]

Why would anyone buy a Tesla these days? Teslas were cool when Musk was Ironman, but now he's just a chud.. Cool electronic cars are the Maza CX-5 and the Hyundai Ioniq 5.

[Anonymous No.57976629]

Alright, I'm convinced. Buying soxl weeklies or a month out

[Anonymous No.57976641]

>>57976540
People in SF are literally sleeping in pods. I'm sure they'd love a cheap apartment with no windows/plumbing/electrical but it's illegal to rent that.

[Anonymous No.57976644]

>>57976540
and tax payers will pay for it

[Anonymous No.57976654]

>>57976616
It will go up because:
>they have a monopoly on best AI software
>every major company is partnering with them
>literally cannot meet demand (they could sell more)
>also more in house software (major margins)

[Anonymous No.57976661]

>>57976618
getting a non-Tesla is like buying an android. you might have an electric car but you're just poor and off brand.
>much specs n shit
literally nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.57976663]

I'm not saying I'm drunk. But the shit winds have unfurled my sails. Keep aiming towards the stars.

[Anonymous No.57976702]

>>57976616
you don't understand its a cheapy

[Anonymous No.57976734]

>>57976641
illegal aliens? Its worked to make landlords money in NYC

[Anonymous No.57976741]

>>57976661
It's fascinating to peer into the mind of an American. They're almost like a different species.

[Anonymous No.57976783]

>>57976654
>AI has only one owner
>nobody else makes chips
>nobody else makes chips
>AI has only one owner
Enjoy what you got, I can't hate you for success, but no, I won't touch it. I've been wrong before, I'd rather be wrong than broke.

>>57976741
My car is low caliber bullet proof, starting, and can out-drag a base model Porshe, as a truck, pulling a car.

[Anonymous No.57976785]

>>57976741
in the normies sphere everything is influence and projection. you have to use the approved items and project a lifestyle beyond your own. there are even different tiers of influence tailored for different income levels. some genre of consumption though has the defacto standard, like a Tesla or iPhone.

[Anonymous No.57976821]

>>57976741
We are, compared to a screeching monkey who just swung out of the jungles of Borneo.

[Anonymous No.57976829]

>>57976783
I understand that you dont understand, and thats ok, its your money, I dont care how you lose it.

[Anonymous No.57976828]

Anyone else DLTR?

[Anonymous No.57976850]

>>57976829
I don't aim to lose it, that's apparently the difference between us.

[Anonymous No.57976860]

NVDA is stoppable.
Something will stop it.
Jim Cramer will look like a cucked bitch.

[Anonymous No.57976882]

>>57976565
>wahhh my ai won't make white people
after gaza we're next

[Anonymous No.57976886]

Did anyone else notice WTI is like $5 into backwardation?

[Anonymous No.57976901]

>>57976860
The only thing that I care about NVDA when it comes down, is what happens to everything else as the indexes fall. How low will my cheapies get, and how long will it take to get there?
Until then, suffering idiots who are certain that there isn't any other way to get the same thing, is something we'll have to live with.
>you don't understand AI
faggot, if you think you understand AI, you don't understand AI. but you will get the rest of us killed for your misunderstanding, that much is damn near certain.

[Anonymous No.57976911]

>>57976886
with AI we don't need contango

[Anonymous No.57976916]

>>57976785
>in the normies sphere everything is influence and projection.
You're hanging around faggots if that's what you think normies are like. I don't know anyone who cares about brand bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57976930]

>>57974128
i was there, fully loaded brokerage account with dry powder. with an AR15 guarding my toiler paper stash. that was the most comfy time in my fucking life boys.

[Anonymous No.57976932]

>>57976916
you think you're normal whitoid?

[Anonymous No.57976935]

>>57976886
No shit. American supermajors are pumping the oil market back into oblivion. I’ve never seen a demand crash and a supply glut hit at the same time, but it looks like 2024 is the year.

[Anonymous No.57976951]

>forced to pay 20% tax on (((dividends))) so my country can genocide people and pay migrants to steal my job
I hate this shit

[Anonymous No.57976958]

>>57976932
I'm here so obviously not. But I do have normie acquaintances.

[Anonymous No.57976997]

if you don't know exact technical details, literally classified information, of every company involved, you can't say anything about it other than broad generalizations

[Anonymous No.57977014]

>>57976997
people think ai is going to be good. It’s going to do nothing but benefit (((them))) and make shit exponentially more dystopian.

[Anonymous No.57977016]

ok, so I have my investment strategy planned out. how do i choose a broker. I want someone who isn't woke or planning to have me assassinated.

[Anonymous No.57977054]

i'm tired of the pajeets shorting my shit

[Anonymous No.57977063]

>>57976932
Crbpajeet that's enough sperging for one evening.

[Anonymous No.57977093]

>>57977014
perhaps a good analogy will be the introduction of the smartphone

[Anonymous No.57977135]

>>57977093
or cellular speed improvements
I lived thru edge to 3g and beyond
Cell internet doesnt feel any faster than an olg gen a few years into the new gen. Its just more bandwidth for bloated data, ads, and phoning home constantly.

[Anonymous No.57977136]

TYO:7739

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57977158]

>>57977136
wew, what's going on?

[Anonymous No.57977169]

>>57977136
Is this some kind of weird Jewish glowies activation code.

[Anonymous No.57977182]

>>57977136
RUN ANONS

[Anonymous No.57977183]

Every time I touch google it seems to perform worse.

[Anonymous No.57977187]

>>57977158
Space One's Kairos rocket blew up

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57977205]

>>57977187
lmao

[Anonymous No.57977209]

>>57977136
thank you.

[Anonymous No.57977212]

Bought the apple pies from. wagie gave me one. Im done bro every time I dont check my food these faggots do this shit

[Anonymous No.57977221]

>>57977187
it's so owari da

[Anonymous No.57977223]

>>57977216
>>57977216
>>57977216
get baked idiot

[Anonymous No.57977478]

>>57977182
Why?

[Anonymous No.57978138]

>>57976327
Stfu shill. AMD. NSHITTIA only pumped because it's a Jew company with Jewish prices so naturally it pumps first