/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.57967174]

mr awesome edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>57965560

[Anonymous No.57967186]

WTF! WHY ISN'T THE MARKET GOING DOWN?! I SOLD LIKE 20% OF MY PORTFOLIO BECAUSE I KNEW THE CPI NUMBERS WILL BE HOT BUT THE MARKET KEEPS GOING UP! WHAAAAAT THE FUCKKK BITCH KEK!!! GIVE BE BACK MY FUCKING MONEY GIVE!
WHY. DOESN'T. IT. DIP!?

[Anonymous No.57967187]

And once again.. I'm on the sidelines with $32k in settled cash
I'm such a fucking pathetic worthless bitch pussy

[Anonymous No.57967191]

facts, new video is the bitcoin of AI

[Anonymous No.57967193]

[Anonymous No.57967198]

>NVDA

[Anonymous No.57967204]

um bobros? i think im gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.57967217]

>>57967187
could be worse, you could have used that cash to buy the local tops of AAPL and TSLA like me

[Anonymous No.57967219]

>>57967187
Same brother
Another day feeling sick to my stomach as I watch everyone else around me become rich because I'm too much of a pussy to buy back in

[Anonymous No.57967220]

IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING BOBOS BTFO SOXS BAGGIES BTFO WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.57967221]

>>57967186
the market is now more certain that interest rates will be cut in june
I don't know why the market thinks like this when inflation goes up but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.57967222]

>>57967186
>Unemployment went up. That's bullish during a hiking cycle anon.... wait you sold!

[Anonymous No.57967225]

I fucking hate fomo faggots.

[Anonymous No.57967228]

I bought.

[Anonymous No.57967236]

>Disinflation
That piece of shit should just step down

[Anonymous No.57967239]

This worked well for me this morning but I had a question. hat are you guys doing to hedge ? I have 10-18% in hedge-type positions. Mostly sqqq and other inverse etfs. I would rather bleed slowly on hedges than give up gains from my long game. What other methods can we use to protect what we've been able to finagle from their clutches ?

[Anonymous No.57967252]

we are so back

[Anonymous No.57967253]

Tsm and adbe kinda moving
Intcels on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.57967257]

>dont try to time the top
>dont try to time the top
>dont try to time the top
you know what, I think I'll try to time the top on this pump

[Anonymous No.57967262]

>>57967186
Let that be a lesson. Never bet against the US stock market.

[Anonymous No.57967273]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
MY 0DTE SPY CALLS DIDNT FILL AT 511.90?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.57967277]

https://youtu.be/WCYf2Agml-s?t=1498

What will happen to all the jeets in call centers after AI replaces them?

[Anonymous No.57967288]

>>57967262
What anime has don frye in it ?

[Anonymous No.57967289]

Stop shorting shit.

[Anonymous No.57967290]

>>57967239
i hedge my SPXL with SPXS. 50% of portfolio each

[Anonymous No.57967297]

>>57967290
this is u

[Anonymous No.57967306]

New NVDA ATH soon, maybe by early next week.

[Anonymous No.57967319]

GIVE IT TO ME
PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.57967325]

>>57967290
I didn't get a You.Thats strange. Thank you sir.

[Anonymous No.57967324]

>>57967297
i wish!

[Anonymous No.57967326]

Margin'd up

[Anonymous No.57967339]

>>57967262
The lesson is to never trust the Fed. Neither words nor acts.

[Anonymous No.57967345]

>Portfolio up bigly even though inflation is bad
I mean thanks, but I still don't get it

[Anonymous No.57967346]

>>57966998
Just replaced my RX 5600 XT with a 4060ti.
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.57967348]

>>57967187
I'm in the game with all of my margin utilized.

[Anonymous No.57967351]

895?

[Anonymous No.57967354]

At what point can I stop watching the ticker? I'm afraid of another Friday, NVIDIA bros.

[Anonymous No.57967357]

BOBO??

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967358]

wtf I masturbated and now I'm $3000 richer?

[Anonymous No.57967360]

here we go Niggers
They'll never be able to see through my disguise

[Anonymous No.57967362]

im gonna buy some TSLA

[Anonymous No.57967371]

Inflation is GOOD.

[Anonymous No.57967376]

950c nvda calls?

[Anonymous No.57967377]

Wtf is the Fed actually going to say in the March meeting?

>Inflation is coming down
That isn't even true anymore for headline. He can't say it.

[Anonymous No.57967380]

>>57967187
Get some index leaps or shares at least.

[Anonymous No.57967382]

>>57967371
For a lack of a better word.

[Anonymous No.57967383]

>>57967360
based!
keep pumping the market bobo!

[Anonymous No.57967389]

>>57967358
you washed your hands before you typed that right?

[Anonymous No.57967390]

895 broken lfg

[Anonymous No.57967402]

>>57967220
AI is so beautiful bros

[Anonymous No.57967405]

>>57967346
>NIG Video
Chinese knock-off chip. Look at those 500nm quarter conductors.

[Anonymous No.57967407]

>>57967380
I'm still $70k invested, so I'm not 100% cash

[Anonymous No.57967411]

>>57967377
It'll boil down to "HODL!"

[Anonymous No.57967420]

>Boeing sending out corpo agents to kill whistleblower in order to save the shareholders
since we seem to live in a downgraded cyberpunk universe, how do I join the AAPL kill-squads and when will MSFT invade mexico?

[Anonymous No.57967436]

[Anonymous No.57967439]

>NYCB announces RS
lmfao it's over.

[Anonymous No.57967450]

>>57967376
only a mere $700 for a 21% chance of success
Basically a sure thing.

[Anonymous No.57967453]

>>57967339
I'm digging it.

[Anonymous No.57967454]

everything is green and /smg/ talked about crash. Only Jpowel can crash the market.

[Anonymous No.57967459]

>>57967439
Nice

[Anonymous No.57967464]

i'm sick of the (((((irish))))) crashing the lone stock i'm bulling.

[Anonymous No.57967476]

900 GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57967481]

>>57967436
Should've bought MCD over KO.
>>57967420
Cyberpunk was hit or miss but I liked the Corpo prologue where everyone in your office is punking and plotting against all of their coworkers.

[Anonymous No.57967482]

meta and nvda printing

[Anonymous No.57967485]

>>57967354
I panic dumped my 900 weeklies when it dropped to 820. I'm such a retard but my FOMO 880 call is easing the pain.

[Anonymous No.57967487]

and just like that my short puts are otm

[Anonymous No.57967491]

what is TSLA doing? was that a false breakdown? do we get a V reversal into a green hammer on the daily?

[Anonymous No.57967495]

You saved your nvidia right?

[Anonymous No.57967498]

Do you guys check your portfolios before checking /smg/ or after?

[Anonymous No.57967499]

Next Resistance pool of baggies at 920.

[Anonymous No.57967500]

>>57967453
It literally is the Fed's fault. Their pivot in december did this.

[Anonymous No.57967502]

520 today ? Maybe.... Small TL resistance nearby but ....herrmmmm....

[Anonymous No.57967505]

>>57967498
I check at the same time
Wtf do you do?

[Anonymous No.57967511]

>>57967498
well great now I need to go watch a show

[Anonymous No.57967512]

After todays drop I'm long LUV
>0HRT

[Anonymous No.57967519]

>>57967498
Before. How else will I know whether to post screaming wojack or happy pepe?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967522]

>>57967389
uh yeah of course haha

[Anonymous No.57967521]

why are we giga pumping off hot inflation?
wrong answers only

[Anonymous No.57967524]

>>57967498
for what reason would I need to check my portfolio for?

[Anonymous No.57967525]

>>57967485
I feel you. I'm feeling pretty good right now but my eyes are glued to the monitor. Last Friday gave me some trauma and I never want that to happen again. Wish I could go back to sleep and let the market do its thing but I guess the Jews can't afford me that luxury.

[Anonymous No.57967528]

>>57967377
He'll say "moderating". Jpow fucking loves using this word.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967536]

honestly surprised the NVDA meme machine is still going, but I'm COMFY with my MSFT

[Anonymous No.57967556]

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED

[Anonymous No.57967557]

>>57967536
I only bought $10k MSFT last week, do I get $50k more? That's going to be 50% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.57967562]

BOBROS ASSEMBLE, ATTACK WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

[Anonymous No.57967569]

>>57967536
You can't stop progress. AI is the future whether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.57967582]

>>57967500
I Agree. I cannot watch any news. Its all just a call to action for me. I honestly feel like my granpaw and his generation should have been heeming commies. I know that sounds reducto absurdo to the boommerest degree. The fact is theyve just gaslit anyone who pointed out ((Who)) or ((what)) has driven all this tiresome "Change ™ "

[Anonymous No.57967581]

was RIVN a meme or a real car?

[Anonymous No.57967584]

>>57967420
Mexico is Coca-Cola terri4dm40tory, cabrone.

[Anonymous No.57967586]

>>57967525
Yeah, everyone took haircuts. The real question is now, for retail short term options buyers, how do we ride the institutional pump (CPI numbers confidence?) or get out before they take profits again.

[Anonymous No.57967587]

>>57967498
>wake up 10 mins before market open
>check smg for general outlook
>then spend next 8 hours going back and forth between refreshing portfolio and refreshing smg while getting 0 work done

[Anonymous No.57967588]

>>57967528
He's clearly unfit to do the job

[Anonymous No.57967589]

>>57967186
>bogleheads keep telling me not to time thr market and buy even if it's high
>I'm up 25% this last year
Sorry cash bros

[Anonymous No.57967596]

>>57967536
whales have no natural predators. its very annoying.

[Anonymous No.57967599]

>Turns out the Dump was Fake and Gay Bobo.
>Another ATH easy.
>Now get to my office I am going to have to reprimand you for shorting another bottom.

[Anonymous No.57967601]

>>57967505
I open /smg/ first. Kind of like a preview of what to expect. If anons are freaking out I know my portfolio will be doing well.

[Anonymous No.57967602]

i sold the bottom

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967606]

>>57967569
I know AI is the future but NVDA is overbought anyway.

>>57967557
>MSFT being 50% of your folio
I don't know sounds pretty based to me

[Anonymous No.57967610]

>>57967521
the chinese and russians

[Anonymous No.57967613]

>>57967521
We ridin' with Biden

[Anonymous No.57967616]

>>57967596
Orcas actually murder the shit out of whales.

[Anonymous No.57967620]

>>57967556
It is bobo. You need to control you rage, anger and wrath and become cold, methodical and logical.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967624]

>>57967596
>>57967569
btw I sold my NigVideo at 915 so I'm still comfy

[Anonymous No.57967633]

is that mumuphoria i smell? also kek TLT baggies

[Anonymous No.57967635]

>>57967586
I rolled my short term calls into 5/17 $950c last Monday because I didn't want to sweat this shit. It was a smart move.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57967639]

>>57967521
It's fake & gay, if anything we should expect rates to be going higher not lower.

[Anonymous No.57967646]

>>57967582
try telling your grandparents that the holocaust never happened and that Hitler should have won.

[Anonymous No.57967653]

Yay i finally timed the market and bought nvdl at almost recent buttom. ◉‿◉

[Anonymous No.57967661]

>>57967521
>They don't think it be like it is.
We will all be like these lads soon.

[Anonymous No.57967671]

>>57967521
CORN POP WAS A BAAAAAAD DUDE

[Anonymous No.57967672]

>>57967556
You know the FED was specifically invented to stop Financial Panics right? It is unironically rigged.

[Anonymous No.57967688]

>Natgas

[Anonymous No.57967692]

>>57967661
>Holding cash
>during Hyper Inflation
You know if they were invested into their market they would have mostly been safe from inflation.

[Anonymous No.57967698]

>>57967521
>RFK Jr. actually went this route and roided himself to shit
Wildest timeline

[Anonymous No.57967703]

[Anonymous No.57967704]

THIS IS A DONALD DUCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.57967710]

I'm hungry. But I'm fat

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57967713]

>>57967688
girlfart bros...

[Anonymous No.57967726]

My PATH calls been going up for days and they haven't even reported yet

[Anonymous No.57967733]

any RIOT and MARA holders? what is the play? is there a reason why the prices keep going down? are we supposed to buy this dip or wait a little more

[Anonymous No.57967734]

>>57967704
WE FINNA CALL YO ASS DONALD DUCK

[Anonymous No.57967736]

>>57967698
T. euro

I once heard RFK Jr. speak. I don't want to ever hear him speak.

[Anonymous No.57967747]

from now on bobo will hope for lower cpi readings lmao

[Anonymous No.57967752]

>>57967710
High Protien/Low Carb
You will literally have trouble getting your calories in because Protien is so satiating.

[Anonymous No.57967761]

>>57967186
Why should it dip? Companies are making money and stock prices are just the expectation for future cash flows.

[Anonymous No.57967783]

>bear sentiment near zenith
>dissatisfaction rampant, pessimism growing
>inflation, the boogeyman that was blamed for the last market crash (officially memoryholed even though it was worse than '01 and '08), resurges after an already obviously fake pump to new all time highs
honestly bobos, you should have seen this coming. you're the ones that told us that the currency is being recklessly debased to prop up joe biden. your problem is abandoning your thesis or thinking we lived in some kind of just world.
s&p 8000 and $15 french fries at mcdonalds eoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBccEsWqE7M

[Anonymous No.57967784]

WOOF is green

[Anonymous No.57967788]

I am up 1.06%
I am going to be rich!

[Anonymous No.57967791]

[Anonymous No.57967792]

lmao this pump on S&P was NVDA alone

[Anonymous No.57967802]

half of you anons were getting ready to rope yesterday on a healthy correction. now euphoria is back. bipolar motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.57967803]

>>57967710
get gymming
drink sugar free
skip the fries

[Anonymous No.57967808]

Is there any where I can see live orderbook (or even just bid ask) for Nasdaq options without paying?
Pls answer

[Anonymous No.57967809]

>>57967802
Yeah. and?

[Anonymous No.57967813]

>>57967692
I'd hate to speculate on their best course of action. Probably some of the last things on their minds. We are so very disconnected from reality. We shouldn't expect so much rationality in all honesty if we consider how twisted and obfuscated everything is.

[Anonymous No.57967818]

...Let's say I've been using a margin account for day trading. I should switch to a cash account, shouldn't I? Fuck, I'm stupid. There's really no limititations or restrictions if you're using your own cash, right? I'm reading that you can't trade with unsettled funds from stock sales for two days, doesn't that mean I can't trade all I want?

[Anonymous No.57967819]

>>57967783
>s&p 8000
S&P will be over 9000 by EOY

[Anonymous No.57967828]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57967834]

how well do high profit/high cash flow companies do in a higher rate inflationary environment?

[Anonymous No.57967837]

>>57967498
I enjoy a game where i check the thread first and try to guess what the market is doing based on the posts. Sometimes on crab days the posts made it seem like market was deep red only for me yo look and it's like -0.1% on the nasdaq or something

[Anonymous No.57967843]

>>57967818
Its one day on rabbihood, same for Tasty I believe.

[Anonymous No.57967849]

Jesus, I might actually get my portfolio back to 5 figs at this rate. Thank you based god.

[Anonymous No.57967858]

https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?t=76

Bobos, are you okay? Are you okay, Bobos?
Bobos, are you okay? Can you tell us, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.57967860]

This nvda pump is fucking gross lmao. It'd saving my port

[Anonymous No.57967874]

TAIWAN (semiconductor manufacturing company) NUMBAH ONE

[Anonymous No.57967880]

spy +1.5% today

[Anonymous No.57967881]

>>57967834
here's your cheat sheet for hyperinflation: essential goods and price to sales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLOruXaPFMM

[Anonymous No.57967900]

>>57967376
anon?

[Anonymous No.57967902]

>>57967556
Well yes we've all been saying as much for years. Bull thesis isn't based on legitimate strength. It's about the rat kikes juking the stats and the market using those fake numbers as good enough excuse to pump it. If it's not gonna crash straight away, or it's not crashing right this insist, then buy and pump it. Doom bull.

[Anonymous No.57967904]

>>57967818
if you're on margin, you need to watch your risk.just like your lenders are watching you. you use margin to make like the 5% on bonds into 15-20% on your cash. but you're an employee for your margin underwriter.

[Anonymous No.57967905]

TSM
TSM
TSM
TSM

[Anonymous No.57967907]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.57967909]

>>57967491
TSLA went green. This is interesting.

[Anonymous No.57967925]

>>57967174
Almost 5 figures.

[Anonymous No.57967929]

BUDDY LOOK AT SUPER MICRO COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.57967931]

So if you wake up and your calls are down 95% overnight, what do you do?
Sell for the $10 or whatever you can get?
Or mentally write them off and keep holding on the off chance they recover before expiration?

[Anonymous No.57967939]

>She doesn't own RGTI

[Anonymous No.57967940]

>>57967929
dogshit compared to nvda

[Anonymous No.57967943]

>>57967931
you can double down on the roll, depends on the stock. it's not AMC is it?

[Anonymous No.57967952]

>>57967602
Me too in October of 2022

[Anonymous No.57967959]

>>57967783
>tfw I will live to see $1,000 SPY

[Anonymous No.57967960]

>>57967940
agree. just looking at price action

[Anonymous No.57967966]

ooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57967968]

>>57967952
Thats around the time I boughted META and AMD. Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.57967983]

920 eod is conservative

[Anonymous No.57967984]

>>57967802
yeah or just don't use all of your cash each trade so while some is settling you have some available.

[Anonymous No.57967988]

>>57967939
we are going to need to calculate sums of unimaginable vastness, and you will need quantum solutions just to pay for netflix.

[Anonymous No.57967993]

>>57967943
No it wasn't AMC
It was an earnings gamble, I have no long term interest in the company

[Anonymous No.57967995]

Man imagine being a dumb ass bear. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.57968003]

Found a Dell Inspiron someone dumped in the trash. Is this a sign to go long on DELL? Regardless, let the games begin. Why are people so dumb these days?

[Anonymous No.57968012]

>>57967988
NEAR Protocol solves this without being a redditor faggot with >muh quantum cumpooter

[Anonymous No.57968014]

Sold all my physical gold (at the tippity top)
Where do I dump it?
Do not say NYCB, SOXL, or NVDA
All three are garbage

[Anonymous No.57968015]

>>57967966

[Anonymous No.57968030]

>>57968014
meta

[Anonymous No.57968036]

>>57968015
I just realized my ID is green and is 6x OMG.

[Anonymous No.57968037]

>>57967808
WeBull for Level 1, they have Level 2 for cheap as well

[Anonymous No.57968039]

>>57967909
>TSLA green
You know that this market makes no sense when that happens

[Anonymous No.57968042]

>>57968003
there's a core 2 duo or 1st gen i5 in that, not exactly like the guy that trashed it lost much

[Anonymous No.57968048]

>>57967813
Oh I understand our luxury is we are educated to how the market and inflation works. The fallacy was those people were convinced that the cash under their mattress would retain value but it is like buying a car. And before someone says muh gold. Gold does inflate but it is very slow (until we find Gold in space then Gold unironically becomes a shit coin... they are trying really hard to set up finding Gold in space.)
But my point still remains that you would have rode market inflation wouldn't have made you poor overnight... the problem is they trusted the government to protect the value of their money.

Fortunately the EXTREMELY distrustful nature of Americans towards their own government causes them to try and find ways to protect their money. Even the dumbest nigger works to get money out of cash and into assets(dumb fucking assets but assets regardless).

Catpcha: V00 PD

[Anonymous No.57968049]

>>57967931
the risk and odds is now you buying a $0.10 call. its a lotto ticket. if your thesis hasn't changed thats fine keep em. These are some of my best positions to hold through earnings and that sort of thing.
some times you lose. Is the $10 worth more than the opportunity? then cash out.
If the opportunity is worth more than the $10 let it ride. but at this point its an art.
whats $10 bags worth to you? in terms of trading? can you fill them? can you trade them for a better thing?

[Anonymous No.57968063]

>>57967524
Bold move Cotten. I keep about 2k in my account but no more. I have no faith in printed money with no goods or services to back it up.

[Anonymous No.57968067]

>>57967931
It depends on time remaining. I usually reasses on larger timeframes to see if:
>I am early-Determine if my position can make it;possible vs plausible

>I am retarded and wrong-Just swallow it; its part of the process of learning (I accept)

>if the move I am waiting on is being slightly shelved (chronologically displaced orders) I will bite the bullet and roll but I've only done that once and nearly heemed myself and have attempted not to expose myself to that degree.

[Anonymous No.57968069]

A suggestion for all my Bobo buddies who have been shitposting the last 4 days.

[Anonymous No.57968071]

>>57967993
it's like opening the million $ case on Deal or no Deal. can try to squeeze something out by holding, or take the deal.

[Anonymous No.57968077]

>Dumps
>instant slurpers ready

[Anonymous No.57968085]

>>57968049
Sorry I don't understand, but that's fine. I'll just hold them to expiry this Friday. I don't need the $10 ($5 now anyhow), I'm still sitting on $32k in settled cash
>>57968067
It was just earnings gambling, nothing like what you're describing

[Anonymous No.57968093]

sorry bros, i sold some to get my initial out of the way

[Anonymous No.57968094]

>>57968030
Tik Tok will not be banned. META sucks.

[Anonymous No.57968095]

>>57967498
I check every morning and buy some stuff and move on

[Anonymous No.57968100]

>>57967931
>So if you wake up and your calls are down 95% overnight, what do you do?
I would hold simply because the remaining risk is a pittance compared to the potential (albeit very unlikely) reward.

[Anonymous No.57968117]

910 crabbing zzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.57968119]

2T company moving 6% in a day. amazing.
>>57968094
meta move in good direction. meta today is what microsoft and apple were 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.57968120]

>>57968042
It’s not really what’s in the computer that interests me but rather what’s on it.

[Anonymous No.57968125]

Is it safe to go back to bed now??

[Anonymous No.57968144]

>>57967362
i have bought some TSLA

[Anonymous No.57968147]

>>57968063
It's more like I am just now making a brokerage account and today should be the 3 full /biz/ days for the funds to stop being withheld.

[Anonymous No.57968149]

This market is everything wrong with the world today

[Anonymous No.57968165]

>COST

[Anonymous No.57968172]

>>57968149
in a clown world, you need to put on the red nose and honk if you want to make it

[Anonymous No.57968181]

>>57968119
I didn't think the government/darpa started aapl or msft. Are you accounting for its integration into the 4th branch of the government ?

[Anonymous No.57968187]

Is only playing earnings a good strategy

[Anonymous No.57968189]

>TSM is fighting to break the international curse and to join the big ten
Come on you little slant eyed eastwards you got this

[Anonymous No.57968191]

why is PLTR dumping? noone buying the shit Carp is slinging anymore?

[Anonymous No.57968205]

Bros?

[Anonymous No.57968211]

Sell yah calls if you low on theta niggers.

[Anonymous No.57968236]

>>57968125
idk mang. Truthfully we do not know what we do not know.

[Anonymous No.57968242]

>>57968149
>>57968172
lean into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKoKy0oPfvg

[Anonymous No.57968248]

>>57968149
>>57968172
Bearchuds are hilarious. Keep coping.

[Anonymous No.57968250]

I'm out of day trades and have a weekly NVDA call

[Anonymous No.57968257]

I wish I had 25 grand, this would be a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.57968258]

>>57968211
If we backtest 515.1x and move up past 516 we're probably just fleecing weak bitches.

[Anonymous No.57968269]

fuckin slurpers instantly there, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.57968279]

end of the pump?

[Anonymous No.57968281]

>>57968211
at what point should I sell and rebuy considering theta

[Anonymous No.57968302]

>>57967784
Insiders selling, good sign for my bros with puts

[Anonymous No.57968303]

>>57968248
I remember being like that in 2020 and 2021. "This is crazy how could it keep going up!!!" only to have it moon for a year straight. Being bearish is dumb if you're in the US. Other places, sure go for it.

[Anonymous No.57968304]

>>57968250
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns.

[Anonymous No.57968312]

Thoughts on 3/15 $518 spy calls?

[Anonymous No.57968323]

SHOULD WE SELL?

MAYBE WE SHOULD SELL

[Anonymous No.57968333]

>>57968242
nice tune

[Anonymous No.57968334]

>>57968257
what would you do

[Anonymous No.57968341]

>>57968312
ez money

[Anonymous No.57968340]

If this endless cadence of
>1 day of 1% pump
>3 days of 0.2% pump (somehow people call this crabbing)
>1 day of 0.2% "correction"
Per week continues, I'll have made it on my 35k stack of VOO in only a few years. Very cool mr market. Don't stop.

[Anonymous No.57968361]

ITS COMING BACK DOWN

[Anonymous No.57968377]

>>57968334
Buy low and sell high all day every day. Literally quit my job and be a day trader. I have the autism for it, I just lack the funds. This three trades a week shit sucks!

[Anonymous No.57968384]

>every chart is the exact same shape

[Anonymous No.57968385]

>NVDA
Bears just can't win, fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.57968390]

>>57968361
ITS GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.57968393]

>>57968281
on 0dte ? Almost never buy at open. I try to hold off until 10 otherwise I will be susceptible to fomo. I find myself letting them go usually before noon as late as 1. I hate getting into one early though. Margins are slim and my idiocy goads me into retarded shit too frequently. I need to rigorously apply discipline and get a regimen together but I digress and should probably be medicated.

This is generally speaking but my windows for degen 0dtes are:
10am-noon (as late as 1)

1:30-3:30 (4:00) You can actually keep an option open on rabbihood until close. It is somewhat pedantic but you keep placing sell orders and then monitor on the "Sell screen" whenever your # of contracts repopulates you make a new order. They have to cancel the order before placing a new order so you can always beat them to the punch.

[Anonymous No.57968397]

>>57968257
>can borrow 500k for school loans
>government stops you from daytrading unless you have 25k
i love capitalism

[Anonymous No.57968400]

I knew I should have bought 7.30 UVXY puts yesterday
god damn I suffer on stock market computer

[Anonymous No.57968404]

TOTAL BOBO DEATH

[Anonymous No.57968409]

>>57968390
>ITS GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.57968419]

Patiently awaiting 170 and below.

[Anonymous No.57968422]

>>57968397
>government
>capitalism
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.57968423]

>>57968409
it's over for you

[Anonymous No.57968428]

My lil SPY calls are up 65% so far today.

[Anonymous No.57968434]

>>57968085
You don't buy options that have over 90% IV

[Anonymous No.57968435]

>>57968257
In some ways but then again you feel like you're playing a football game with a Fabergé egg. Subconscious is like:
>You could get you a nice 2016 tacoma with this.

Its just a new self-originating fud to deal with. Confidence does help though.

[Anonymous No.57968441]

I'd say

>WTF Porsche +9% on reduced profit for the year 2024
But CAC (France) is also pumping like a retard. It doesn't even matter which stock.

[Anonymous No.57968446]

>>57968419
What date anon? I've got some puts as well. Who the hell is still buying shares of this shit

[Anonymous No.57968447]

>>57968400
>buying UVXY puts
is that a good way to short vol?

[Anonymous No.57968459]

>>57968333
thanks. i'm trying my best to harness the zeitgeist in a kind of artistic lasso, and i'm glad its not going unnoticed. nice trips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Czx8EWXb0

[Anonymous No.57968460]

>>57968397
Like, just let me be irresponsible with my money, don't you benefit from it either way?!

[Anonymous No.57968466]

>>57968361
You'll have that on these big jobs sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57968474]

> CPI flat
We're not getting a rate cut this year are we. Prospective homebuyers BTFO.

[Anonymous No.57968476]

Unbelievable scam fucking market. I'll never forgive you, you will all regret ths day

[Anonymous No.57968478]

>>57968446
3/28

[Anonymous No.57968480]

>>57968476
you've already had your day of retribution last friday

[Anonymous No.57968492]

>>57968474
They'll get a $5k tax credit. $25k if they're an illegal.

[Anonymous No.57968495]

>>57968435
As far as material possessions go, I've got just about everything I want. I would very much like to play the stock market and see just how much money I can make from now until the end of my life. I would seriously trade all day every day if I could, I think it's fun and comfy. If I could sell as often as I like, I really don't see how I could ever experience another loss ever again as long as I log on every day.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57968505]

>OMQS
should have sloorped, chud

[Anonymous No.57968511]

>>57968304
>>57968172
>>57968242
>Lean into it
Not trying to be a soc faggot or anything, but I did make the trek to my local $DLTR, spent a cool 1.25 to cover my dues for something called a 'disguise kit' , and now I am a part of this clown army.
>verification, not required

[Anonymous No.57968513]

>>57968505
never even heard of it

[Anonymous No.57968514]

>>57968480
That's right, IT'S OUR TURN

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57968520]

>>57968513
some anon shilled it here

[Anonymous No.57968527]

>>57968447
no
that garbage just always goes down

[Anonymous No.57968575]

Jesus Christ Boeing, I knew you guys were corrupt but straight up wacking a guy? Like its pretty fucking obvious this was a murder, the guy was giving his depositions and you had to do a rush job because he was getting to the really good stuff on day 3.
Hope your shit stock goes to 0, you fucks.

[Anonymous No.57968576]

My chinkstocks are printing today bros.

[Anonymous No.57968588]

How do I long germany returning to pagan tree worship and abandoning truck simulator 2XXX? They just have to defeat the anglo saxon-hebrew-roman elite like they did a few thousand years ago.

[Anonymous No.57968590]

Gonna head to the store, bros... I hope nothing happens while I'm gone...

[Anonymous No.57968592]

I slurped a NVDA call on Friday OTM. It’s hit itm today but I am still down like 50% what is this. I should’ve slurped harder today the contract fucking doubled oml

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57968594]

>LUV
lol
lmao even
in fact, kek

[Anonymous No.57968598]

I juts woke up how did ADM do??

[Anonymous No.57968600]

>>57968576
My Jing Dong is doing well.

[Anonymous No.57968611]

>>57968598
Nobody tell him.

[Anonymous No.57968618]

>>57968590
What are you holding? I'll watch them while you are gone.

[Anonymous No.57968622]

>>57968575
>self inflicted gunshot wound
I expect this shit from the government but not a corporation. Are we full blown cyberpunk now?

[Anonymous No.57968624]

>>57968575
deep state wet work doesn't make the front page of reddit. something else is at play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we37yX3zpKA

[Anonymous No.57968627]

>>57968527
so the puts should print then right?

[Anonymous No.57968628]

>>57968575
by gunshot in his fucking car in a parking lot too kek

[Anonymous No.57968632]

It's crazy how ever worsening CPI are pumping the market, lol

[Anonymous No.57968638]

>>57968618
Thanks, bro!! 'Bout tree fiddy in NVIDIA. :)

[Anonymous No.57968651]

>>57968575
He should have known the world he was living in. I know my place, I'd never speak up against the mighty corporations. The man was an idiot. But he was a lot older than me, so I guess I can sympathize that he missed the transition.

Also I want that child to bury her fangs in my neck while greedily hugging me

[Anonymous No.57968664]

>>57968588
those pesky avalanche terrorists always trying to fuck with shinra and their mako reactors

[Anonymous No.57968679]

Send NVDA to 950 NOW so I can get another 4k.

[Anonymous No.57968681]

>>57968628
There were a few news sites reporting Angela Chao's death as a possible suicide in the days after she allegedly decided to reverse her tesla into a body of water and the chose to not try to escape.
the just have to rotate the news cycle, put out some fake news, pump the market, try to get the commons riled up about something, etc and we will be compliant and forget this happened

[Anonymous No.57968690]

>>57968638
K, I'll watch the price and scream really loud if anything crazy happens.

[Anonymous No.57968699]

>>57968651
I posted the rest of the self-made CG in the /b/ AI degenerated threads yesterday, but you'd have to search the archive for them.

[Anonymous No.57968702]

If I was president I'd mandate the stock market closes for 30 minutes at noon for a lunch break

[Anonymous No.57968721]

>>57968702
Bro you gotta get better. Stronger, faster, smarter…. Such like that.

[Anonymous No.57968723]

>>57968702
There's no reason for the stock market to close ever. There should be 24 hour trading.

[Anonymous No.57968740]

>>57968723
But I'm hungry

[Anonymous No.57968741]

>>57968627
I make a killing off of buying slightly otm UVXY puts for a month or two out. Just don't buy when IV is high

[Anonymous No.57968751]

>>57968740
I recommend a borger

[Anonymous No.57968752]

how do i wagmi

[Anonymous No.57968754]

>>57968721
did you bring enough to share with the whole class?

[Anonymous No.57968756]

anonbros can someone buy INTEL please... I am drowning here :((

[Anonymous No.57968764]

AEVA made a deal with Daimler, one of the largest truck manufacturers for Mercedes Benz in Europe last week and now they've made a deal with South Korean company Joowon Industrial just this morning and we're just getting started.

[Anonymous No.57968765]

>>57968723
algos would crash us with no survivors at 3am EST if they aren't watched

[Anonymous No.57968766]

>>57968756
hmmm nyo

[Anonymous No.57968784]

>junior software devs won't be replac..ACK

https://www.cognition-labs.com/blog

[Anonymous No.57968788]

>>57968756
> he fell for the scam
lol. just lmao.
when was the last time intel did anything relevant?

[Anonymous No.57968798]

>>57968681
But the Chao stuff is more believable: Tesla vehicles often use electronic door opening, and if the buttons can't work then you have to use the emergency physical unlatch, but TONS of people have no idea where to find them, and their location changes depending on the model.

[Anonymous No.57968820]

>>57968788
But I thought they were undervalued...
I see their chips on every new laptop after all...

[Anonymous No.57968827]

>>57968741
>Just don't buy when IV is high
>the IV of vol products
i know high IV makes the options more expensive, but wouldnt yesterday (the day before a major data release) be a high IV day on the vol options? also why UVXY puts vs regular VIX puts? the market maker fuckery with VIX options is unreal

[Anonymous No.57968829]

>>57968756
Intel is pulling some serious I can't pump shit here right now. Thank Chris I have tsm too

[Anonymous No.57968838]

C'mon let this be the greatest bulltrap ever

[Anonymous No.57968841]

>>57968784
It'll replace third-world contractors, if anything. Anyone who has ever worked in with a sizeable org or codebase would know that it's not as simple as just knowing how to code. Someone has to maintain it, migrate it, train other people on it, etc.

[Anonymous No.57968844]

>>57968754
They’re tempting but not mine. They’re a good goyslop. I am pleased my phone has accepted this term into our lexicon. Maybe I should long tech harder, it’s facilitating my antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.57968858]

>OMX ("my" index) +2%
>US another +50%
Just what the hell prompted this pump? I can understand just a normal green day but this shit?

[Anonymous No.57968861]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F8yisiS6E

March 18th for the next giga new video pump to 1200.

>>57968841
I agree, all the jeets will be gone.

[Anonymous No.57968880]

>>57968861
thank you based jensen

[Anonymous No.57968887]

>>57968841
Devon will train Kevin

[Anonymous No.57968891]

A Few more minutes (3-6) on my intraday longs as the thetans are on my back.

[Anonymous No.57968893]

I'm starting to think having 25% of my port in Intel calls was a mistake

[Anonymous No.57968897]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

[Anonymous No.57968902]

>>57968611
>Earnings down
>Nutrition totally has no contagion trust us
>INITIATE ZE BILLION DOLLAR BUYBACKS
Oh yeah there's totally still bad stuff afoot. Sad they did not officially fire that pajeet yet.

[Anonymous No.57968905]

SOUN 6.66

[Anonymous No.57968912]

>>57968893
100% of my portfolio is in Intel. :(((((((((

[Anonymous No.57968927]

low volume
sleepy nvda

[Anonymous No.57968928]

new
>>57968924
>>57968924
>>57968924

[Anonymous No.57968957]

>>57968844
if the other person calls you out for it just say you wanted it so you took it.

[Anonymous No.57968982]

>>57968191
My trailing stop loss sold it.
Should I wait and then buy back in?

[Anonymous No.57969100]

>>57968575
Definitely bullish. So now we know how far they are willing to go. Long Boeing but like MO, don’t use the product.