/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.57965560]

cpi edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>57960796

[Anonymous No.57965577]

I need money

[Anonymous No.57965579]

forexsissies... it's our time!

[Anonymous No.57965588]

[Anonymous No.57965595]

I need NVDA price to go to 800, else I will be heemed.

[Anonymous No.57965600]

It's a bubble
>wallstreetbets retards making millions on NVDA calls
>Nvidia is third largest company with a fraction of revenue compared MSFT, AAPL, AMZN
>BTC hits ATH with no hype

[Anonymous No.57965609]

>>57965600
the most hated rally....

[Anonymous No.57965611]

We end today slightly red

[Anonymous No.57965621]

>>57965600
third one is the most suspect since there was never true capitulation following the 2021 run

[Anonymous No.57965622]

I need NVDA to go to 1000, preferably 1200.

[Anonymous No.57965628]

I just need NVDA to pick a direction

[Anonymous No.57965634]

NVDA's price will never change again. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.57965648]

>SIGA
oooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.57965656]

Is it out?

[Anonymous No.57965677]

>needing NIGVIDYA to do something
The world needs (You) to stop being NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.57965690]

>>57965656
17 mins

[Anonymous No.57965693]

>Bundeswehr needs soldiers
>legal quota of 15% for female isn't achieved yet (except for medics)
lol
>385 reported cases against sexual free will
>most victims women
>alcohol played a big part
FICKI FICKI

[Anonymous No.57965697]

Inflation is gonna stay HIGHER for LONGER. /d/egenerates stay winning

[Anonymous No.57965696]

>>57965677
Honey, I'm providing liquidity to the market. Okay?

[Anonymous No.57965700]

ALERT!
ALERT!
PULL UP!
ALTITUDE! ALTITUDE!

ALERT!
ALERT!

[Anonymous No.57965704]

>>57965648
I'm making money on my Apple swing trade. Going to sell at open and make $65.29

[Anonymous No.57965711]

>>57965621
that and check the volume

[Anonymous No.57965714]

>>57965560
Damn so it's ogre?

[Anonymous No.57965717]

>>57965704
Well done, I'm eyeing some 5/17 aapl calls

[Anonymous No.57965718]

>>57965656
I want to get shirts like that. they look so comfy. I live in florida so maybe it wouldn't even be weird.

[Anonymous No.57965726]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57965728]

>>57965700
I'm going from UK to Japan next month on a Boeing Dreamliner B77W or B78X. Will I die?

[Anonymous No.57965731]

>>57965717
I just went long when it went below 30 on the RSI, I'm too dumb to figure out calls and puts. I need to learn. Trying to find some good technical trading youtubes but a lot of them seem very slimy.

[Anonymous No.57965741]

>>57965600
>>wallstreetbets retards making millions on NVDA calls
The most damning thing is that no one here cared when Nvidia dumped from 480 to 400 last summer, or 770 to 670, or whatever but people in this gay thread were crying about how WSB was less bearish and how they were TOTALLY HEEMED by Nvidia pulling back from 1000 to 870.

Gorillions of top buyers, massive volume on rejection candle, low volume on the 'slurp' candle.

[Anonymous No.57965744]

>>57965728
Why did you book a flight with Killary Airlines?

[Anonymous No.57965756]

>>57965693
Sie will es doch auch

[Anonymous No.57965758]

>>57965728
yes
but from landwhale braps

[Anonymous No.57965766]

>>57965741
What do you mean? This isn't Reddit.

[Anonymous No.57965787]

>>57965728
777 was the last good boeing, anything made after that (including derivatives of older models) is junk.

[Anonymous No.57965788]

>>57965560
I'm arbitrage bet on sports for a living and I'm just here to ask how do you guys watch this ticker slowly go up and down everyday? It would drive me insane. My result comes in within 90 minutes lol. Stocks/crypto is like watching paint dry. While you jerk off to some guy on msnbc in some suit I'm watching ngubu score some fakin goals cunts

[Anonymous No.57965802]

>>57965744
It's Etihad - hopefully the plane doesn't get shot down over Iraq.

[Anonymous No.57965812]

>>57965766
Lmao.
>Wage for years and years
>Gamble on 0DTEs that you don't even understand
>Lose it all in a day
>Rope
Sad, many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57965822]

>>57965787
I work in the industry. Your wrong. Boeing makes great airplanes

You need to ask yourself why glowies and the media are pushing this narrative

Blown out tires, flaming engines, cracked windshields on 20 year old planes.....non of this has anything to do with boeing at all. Boeing does not change tires or make engines or maintenance things after they are sold.

This is in all likelyhood the political class making way for domestic sales of Comac or some other objective

Possibly even forced spinoff of mcdonnell douglas

[Anonymous No.57965833]

>>57965788
try holding options when jpow speaks

[Anonymous No.57965835]

>>57965822
I thought the window blow-out was because internal bolts weren't tightened properly during production?

[Anonymous No.57965840]

Why shouldn't I use margin to buy BTC ETFs?
Why shouldn't I convince everyone to use margin on BTC ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57965842]

>>57965822
>domestic sales of Comac
Yeah I still think it's enormously fishy that the first country to call for the grounding of the 737 MAX, Boeing's newest plane, was China. At the height of a trade war. And they produce their own planes that directly compete with Boeing in the countries where the 737s crashed. Too tinfoil?

[Anonymous No.57965848]

When CPI data

[Anonymous No.57965849]

>>57965766
>RKLB
ROCKET LOBSTER

[Anonymous No.57965853]

>>57965822
i was thinking more about the 737 death traps and sides of the airplane coming out rather than blown out tires. You should try not making shit.

[Anonymous No.57965856]

>>57965788
See >>57965766
You can lose all your money fast if you want to, retard.

[Anonymous No.57965857]

>Inflation is even hihger
LMAO

[Anonymous No.57965859]

HIGHER

FOR


LONGER

[Anonymous No.57965861]

>>57965848

[Anonymous No.57965864]

>>57965853
It happened once. No one died

>>57965835
No the cause is shitty airport runways

[Anonymous No.57965865]

the bears won

[Anonymous No.57965867]

25k NVDA shares dumped in a minute kek
NVDS is not looking too bad right now

[Anonymous No.57965869]

rates not going down this year. energy is still cheap and CPI is HIGHER

[Anonymous No.57965871]

HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!

[Anonymous No.57965872]

Dollar mooning / pricing in higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57965873]

>>57965861
They forecast higher than previously. They STILL ARE WRONG. DISINFLATION AAHAHAAHAH

Literal reacceleration.

[Anonymous No.57965877]

[Anonymous No.57965881]

>bobos last hope
sorry bobos better luck next month

[Anonymous No.57965882]

Look at that jewish scamwick market. They will ignore CPI again. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.57965883]

Just wait till the opec cuts kick in an oil goes to 90-100

[Anonymous No.57965890]

>>57965822
>creates inferior product
>denies creation of that portion with pilpul
>gaslight a place 7058.66 miles away.

Are you just the most enthusiastic employee there or high on the totem pole ? I don't give a shit about bug country for the most part. Who should be held accountable? No one?


Everyone's responsibility is no ones. Heem these fucks. They got cushy, string em up. Boeing not you of course.

[Anonymous No.57965891]

CPI HOTTER THAN THE DEVILS DICK
WERE ALL FUC-

wait why is it pumping

[Anonymous No.57965892]

>>57965882
ignore what? it was neutral lmao. almost perfectly on the nose as expected

[Anonymous No.57965895]

>>57965867
Or not? idk i'm retarded should inflation not dump

[Anonymous No.57965896]

>>57965882
Yep.

Good news it pumps
Bad news it pumps

the fakest and gayest market

[Anonymous No.57965897]

>>57965882
>They will ignore CPI again. It doesn't matter.
Looks like it.

[Anonymous No.57965898]

fake and gay market kiked by jews

[Anonymous No.57965899]

>look at chart
>line go down
>don't look at chart
>line go up

[Anonymous No.57965904]

>>57965896
Thats why we all bought calls yesterday.

[Anonymous No.57965908]

10Y Yield still increasing

[Anonymous No.57965913]

sorry, bobo. better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.57965915]

>CPI higher than expected
>futures pump
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.57965918]

>>57965904
>>57965896

Not because we should have but because we have to.

[Anonymous No.57965919]

if you had access to the right information you already saw the market was pricing in 0.1 higher on everything already so its higher than expected by whoever puts out the estimates but the market already priced it

[Anonymous No.57965920]

>Owner equivalent rent went up!!!
This is maybe the dumbest fucking statistic on the list. They go ask a bunch of boomer homeowners what they think they'd pay to rent their own home and then use that to determine how expensive rents are. Oh it's always higher, what a fucking shock.

[Anonymous No.57965925]

>>57965892
It was +0,1%, you retard. Also CPI is 3,2%. Last motnh was 3,1%. That is NOT disinflation.

[Anonymous No.57965927]

>>57965908
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.57965928]

>>57965925
>it was +0.1% why isn't the market crashing?!?!?
>comma instead of period
fuck off europoor. keep losing.

[Anonymous No.57965937]

>>57965920
Owner's equivalent rent also accounts for a significant part of muh GDP
it's almost like the fakeness and gayness of the modern economic system are its most fundamental defining features

[Anonymous No.57965938]

make no mistake its still gonna sell off
they are just gonna chop up the retards first

[Anonymous No.57965941]

crabs everywhere

[Anonymous No.57965948]

alright bros what's the safest trailing stop % for this clown market? can't repeat last week

[Anonymous No.57965951]

>>57965928
It was above expectation pretty much each fuckin month

Aktuell: Actual
Vorhersage: Expectation

[Anonymous No.57965955]

HOT
STICKY
TIGHT
WET
INFLATION

[Anonymous No.57965967]

i want to cum in brainard

[Anonymous No.57965968]

>see Goy, the market is a safe place to put your money
>BUY

[Anonymous No.57965974]

when will you learn that the 'expectation' number is just an estimate of a few nerds and not the entire market

[Anonymous No.57965977]

>>57965560
Why is the futures pumping on bad inflation data?

[Anonymous No.57965980]

>it keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.57965983]

>>57965968
based jews trying to make me money

[Anonymous No.57965984]

>>57965977
Because it's almost insignificantly bad and the Fed doesn't even use CPI to determine rates. They use PCE.

[Anonymous No.57965987]

BOBO??

[Anonymous No.57966006]

this is a classic pump into an all day dump. amateurs will get annihilated today

[Anonymous No.57966007]

>>57965984
I don't see inflation not only not going down but actually increasing as irrelevant or bullish and pump-worthy. This is asinine.

[Anonymous No.57966017]

>>57966007
Too bad you're not a market maker, eh bobo?

[Anonymous No.57966026]

Any Bobos here that went short today?

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.57966027]

NVDA had two blood red days, time for it to poomp to oblivion again.

[Anonymous No.57966028]

This is exactly why I didnt try to play CPI again. Fake and gay market will just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.57966034]

>>57966006
*pump into an all day pump. amateurs will get rich today.

[Anonymous No.57966035]

The market is so damn fun

[Anonymous No.57966038]

I want to see an abandoned baby late this week or next. It would calm my schizophrenia, restore faith in some aspects of the market, and negate almost none of my antisemitism but nothing will sate that I don't believe.

[Anonymous No.57966039]

>>57966017
Sure, but I can still call out idiocy and unsustainable pumps when I see them.

[Anonymous No.57966041]

Had my first sippy poo of the day. Feeling good. Might buy some more SPY LEAPS. I'm thinking 255 strike for 2x leverage over 2.8 years. Cheers frens.

[Anonymous No.57966044]

>>57965927
Listen, Jordan, the lollipop completes the look. It says I’m here to be cute and shoot Russians. Without a lollipop how can I be sure that the kid is cute and therefore good? We need to give Palestinian kids lollipops

[Anonymous No.57966051]

>>57966034
you do realize longing the market is to long nvidia
why would you do that after friday? well either way in 8 hours youll understand

[Anonymous No.57966057]

seeing all these bearish posts near ATHs makes me realize we have a LOT higher to go. still plenty of cash on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.57966064]

>>57966051
What happened Friday?

[Anonymous No.57966066]

>>57966051
>you do realize longing the market is to long nvidia
so you're saying the market still has a ton of upside?

[Anonymous No.57966067]

>>57966057
They will fomo like the rest of us with the jolly green giant steps onto the chart.

[Anonymous No.57966069]

>>57965621
Are you fucking retarded? Are you ignoring the 75% peak to trough decline that coincided with virtually every facet of the market going bankrupt between FTX, Celsius, 3ac, Genesis and more?

[Anonymous No.57966079]

>>57966057
>seeing all these bearish post
Everyone is bullish tho?

[Anonymous No.57966082]

>>57966057
billions must moo

[Anonymous No.57966087]

>inflation pumps markets and bitcoin
>also inflation pumps bitcoin

I’m not saying it’s fair being a MSTRfaggot but some people are just born into wealth.

[Anonymous No.57966088]

>>57966079
They should be 0.4% more bullish than last month.

[Anonymous No.57966095]

MUMU

[Anonymous No.57966098]

>>57966088
kek

[Anonymous No.57966104]

>Good CPI at 13:30 local time
CAC40, FTSE100, DAX40 dump at 13:30 local time only to pump at 13:31.
What causes this? Do algos just sell everything right when cpi gets released just in case it dumps? Why the hell does it dump even if for only one minute when the cpi is good?
t. retard

[Anonymous No.57966106]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.57966118]

Tons of people buying leveraged stuff right now, I'm seeing lots of UPRO and NVDU. Pump at open once all those options settle.

[Anonymous No.57966120]

>>57965977
because market likes status quo. good data would mean potential cuts, terrible data would mean raises. slightly bad data means status quo for foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.57966135]

>>57966104
yes, and I closely watch the constituents of DAX. And every company that pumped on CPI is dogshit. Legit companies remained pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.57966145]

>>57966104
Jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.57966158]

>>57966106
Im feeling especially anti semitic today

[Anonymous No.57966160]

>>57965560
>https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
clicking around on this site, suddenly they want me to log in just to continue clicking around.
eh, no.

anybody have any american investment firms to recommend? preferably with 5% yield or more

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57966171]

Guys, I just got off the phone my buddy Gary Gensler.
He just personally confirmed to me that this market is fake, and gay too. And he didn't say AI.
Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.57966178]

The problem boeing faces is the same problem everyone else is facing. People are doing as little as possible, as fast as possible , so they can get back to their phones to post on reddit or trade crypto or bet on DraftKings.

The competency crisis isnt just relegated to fast food counters. People just dont care anymore and the reason people dont care is because inflation, dei policies and gloomy future outlook

But glowies want this narrative on boeing. There is a physop going on and as i mentioned earlier, either they want to clear the way for comac or the government wants more control of Boeing due to the coming global conflict.

You decide. Either way...avoid the stock until its over or until calhoun reaigns

[Anonymous No.57966179]

>inflation up
>bullish for assets
>this confuses the bobo

[Anonymous No.57966180]

>>57966118
Where do you even get such information? Which site do you use?

>>57966135
Danke

[Anonymous No.57966189]

Sup with the 10yr? I don't understand bonds at all why is it crashing? Or mooning, I don't know bonds

[Anonymous No.57966190]

>>57966104
Probably deleverage at the last possible moment at the instant/amilisecondbefore the shit gets released. Probably causes a cascade of oofs through the market. Algo skims those oofs and rolls with it. We interpret their fumblings with the oofings of others as actionable signals, everyone buys, amateur millionaires today boys.

[Anonymous No.57966191]

>>57966178
>People are doing as little as possible, as fast as possible , so they can get back to their phones to post on reddit or trade crypto or bet on DraftKings.
Why wouldn't they? If you want people to change behaviour, then incentivise them to do so. Why would I work extra hard for Mr Shekelstein when my reward is just more work?

[Anonymous No.57966193]

>>57966180
>>57966104
Also, the CPI was bad. >>57965951
>>57965925

[Anonymous No.57966197]

>>57966178
Probably to prevent as much observation about how they are moving literal immigrants throughout the country via free travel. Don't have an ID ? No problem just show us your arrest warrant.

[Anonymous No.57966200]

>>57966189
If central bank rates are 4% and you have a bond that pays 4% coupon, if central banks rates increase to 5% then that bond is now worth less, therefore people will sell.

When the price of a bond goes down, the yield goes up.

[Anonymous No.57966207]

>>57966189
It's crashing, no one wants to pin their money to this government for 10 years when they will lose money to inflation.
Higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.57966214]

>>57966191
It reminds me of the Soviet saying "They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work"

[Anonymous No.57966230]

>>57966191
Well the system doesnt function when people dont put in that last bit of personal effort and give bolts that extra turn.

This is the problem..its been identified..im in the industry. I fucking know the morale is so low people just dont care and the only fix is a depreciating event to allow people waging a slice of the pie or replacing them with immigrants or robots

[Anonymous No.57966240]

I sprayed american banks blue. Those that estimated wrong.

[Anonymous No.57966250]

>>57966066
you really have no idea whats going on do you
wheres your pump?

[Anonymous No.57966251]

>>57966230
Well if you know the question, and you know the answer. What's the issue here.
Or are you just shouting into the wind.

[Anonymous No.57966255]

>It's a premarket Short Squeeze you FOMOing Boomer.
>No listen It's not that the markets won't keep going up the problem is you will panic sell like you always.
>Yes you literally panic sold the local bottom last time...
>Physical delivery of Lean Hogs?
>Oh you're having a BBQ this weekend that sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.57966262]

>>57966200
No I mean like right this second. Looked like yields red, but then the 10yr shot down. Now they all are, are banks fucked or something? Like suddenly. By shot down i mean shot up, I think, like I said I don't know bonds but the color changed suddenly so I'm curious

[Anonymous No.57966265]

>>57966251
everyone here is shouting to the wind my friend.

[Anonymous No.57966271]

15 minutes
bang bang poster please bless the market today

[Anonymous No.57966275]

my aetheric divinations tell me we will dump then pump today

[Anonymous No.57966279]

>>57966250
Do you know what a liquidation grab is? Do you know what consolidation is? Do you know that stocks don't just go straight up or down (barring catastrophic news in the latter case)? NVDA has a monopoly on the most prized technology in the history of the world. Good luck shorting that.

[Anonymous No.57966280]

>>57966255
Wasted dubs and I forgot my image... it's over the market will dump... billions will be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.57966285]

>>57966271
he betrayed us

[Anonymous No.57966286]

When dealing with small caps, how do you figure out if the company is gonna dilution you to death? is it just timing the buy after the last dilution and exiting maybe 6 months later?

[Anonymous No.57966287]

Nothing to worry about. This time is different.

[Anonymous No.57966289]

>>57966279
and yet they only make 20 billion bucks lol

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57966291]

15 minutes

[Anonymous No.57966294]

>>57966271
What's his record?

[Anonymous No.57966304]

>>57966279
Nvidia literally doesn’t have a monopoly. Comparable products are available from AMD and INTC

[Anonymous No.57966309]

>>57966285
fuckin time change

[Anonymous No.57966312]

>>57966294
Probably a Barry White LP.

[Anonymous No.57966318]

>>57966193
When I said CPI is good I meant good for stonks, not for the peepo of the US of A.
And again please could you tell me what is the name of that site where you took that pic? Seems much better than F*rexfactory

>>57966190
Thanks for that info sister.
>Pic
I kneel

>>57966294
Posting exactly at 9:30:00 and the spx closing that day above +1,5% if not more

[Anonymous No.57966327]

the sooner the market crashes the better imo

[Anonymous No.57966329]

>>57966318
>When I said CPI is good I meant good for stonks, not for the peepo of the US of A.

Oh so I’m basically safe

[Anonymous No.57966331]

so are we still getting 6 rate cuts tho

[Anonymous No.57966332]

imagine seeing the nvidia drop on friday and thinking yep thats the dip i want to buy lmao

[Anonymous No.57966336]

>>57966251
All i can do is shout in the wind. When some nigger who doesnt know anything gets put in charge of a crew of guys who have worked for 20 years doing the same thing its demoralizing. Espcially when that nigger gets ridiculous pay and doesnt do shit.

Same goes for slaving away for a house you will never afford. Its all demoralizing

[Anonymous No.57966349]

>>57966332
then short it

[Anonymous No.57966353]

>>57966329
You see, I don't care about peepo of the USA just the stocks. And I tend to hate those who live in the USA.
Definitely not because of I'm jelly of them, nah. I'm definitely not jelly and am definitely not crying in the corner because I was not born in the USA.

[Anonymous No.57966357]

>>57966318
Sorry, that pic is from my broker I use. CMC markets.

[Anonymous No.57966361]

>>57966331
Sure, after a series of bank failures.

[Anonymous No.57966364]

>>57965955
HOTTER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.57966367]

>>57966332
i did buy... smci and tsm

[Anonymous No.57966373]

the chances of bang bang poster nailing the open are 50/50

[Anonymous No.57966378]

>>57966349
i was short calls and got paid
im short calls this week and will get paid

[Anonymous No.57966390]

>>57966378
fair enough
enjoy your gains sir

[Anonymous No.57966396]

>>57966279
Someone will find a way to set them back. Always does.

[Anonymous No.57966398]

>>57966304
CUDA

[Anonymous No.57966408]

This better be good.

[Anonymous No.57966423]

>this is the backbone of the global economy

[Anonymous No.57966426]

>>57966396
>Dodge v(ersus) Ford Motor Co. (dt. ‚Dodge gegen Ford Motor Company‘) ist ein Urteil in einem Gerichtsverfahren, in dem der Oberste Gerichtshof von Michigan (Michigan Supreme Court) entschied, dass Henry Ford die Ford Motor Company im Interesse seiner Aktionäre und nicht in wohltätiger Weise zum Nutzen seiner Angestellten oder Kunden führen muss. Das Urteil wird oft als Musterbeispiel des Aktionärsprimats (engl. shareholder primacy) gesehen.

It's true.... LMAO

[Anonymous No.57966428]

>>57966398
CUDA is not the moat it once was. All serious ML libraries support both CUDA/non-CUDA through flags so it's simply a performance gain at this point. It needs to actually be cost effective which limits pricing.

[Anonymous No.57966432]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57966431]

bing bing bing

[Anonymous No.57966433]

BANG BANG BANG. THE MARKET IS OPEN

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57966437]

>>57966432
>29:59

[Anonymous No.57966438]

>>57966432
based

[Anonymous No.57966442]

>>57966432
Uhh bros?

[Anonymous No.57966446]

>>57966432
>>57966431
>>57966433

[Anonymous No.57966448]

I hope you niggers are ready for a -30% in the QQQ?

[Anonymous No.57966450]

>>57966432
Based

>>57966433
>>57966431
Not based.
Get your timings right next time.

[Anonymous No.57966452]

>>57966423
Good The faster my 2d girl a realty the better

[Anonymous No.57966454]

>>57966432
early is good

[Anonymous No.57966459]

>>57966432
2 ptbid

[Anonymous No.57966461]

>EVERYONE still bearish
>strongest economy in US history
>housing market roaring
>retail sales booming
>AGI is here
>Fed juicing the market
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory incoming
S&P 9000, 9% 10 year yield, 9% real GDP growth by EOY. About today's CPI report: consumers love higher prices. To the consumer, higher prices means higher quality. Everything has increased in quality by 50% the past few years. Consumers are excited to pay higher prices

[Anonymous No.57966465]

better buy the dip! this is your last chance! lmao

[Anonymous No.57966472]

WATCH AND LEARN

[Anonymous No.57966475]

This whole site is gonna be belligerently retarded until the election is over isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57966474]

>he didn't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.57966476]

>>57966448
>I hope you niggers are ready for a -30% in the QQQ?
Priced. In.

[Anonymous No.57966486]

>>57966426
They can call you antisemitic but not a liar. There were frankist judges in US federal courts post WWII. The more you know....

[Anonymous No.57966491]

>>57966461
>Huh duh everyone is bearish
>Literal AI mania where companies only need to mention "AI" to double their stock price
Okay chud.

[Anonymous No.57966493]

>>57966432
it's over

[Anonymous No.57966495]

>>57966461
red day confirmed

[Anonymous No.57966505]

>>57966461
>S&P 9000, 9% 10 year yield, 9% real GDP growth by EOY

[Anonymous No.57966510]

AMD is struggling to be green. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.57966511]

5min candle is red
yep it’s over

[Anonymous No.57966514]

>>57965896
>nooo the market must do what I want it to do!!
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57966516]

>>57966491
>AI mania where companies only need to mention "AI" to double their stock price
That's how incredible AI has become. You only need to mention it and it immediately benefits your company. Bears won't like to hear it but AGI is here and it's rapidly improving the world

[Anonymous No.57966519]

>>57966486
Dodge owned 10% of Ford. So it also was in their interest. They sued him 1 day after the marriage of his son, lol.

[Anonymous No.57966528]

and the market never looked back
leaving every delusional retard in its wake
enjoy your dip that keeps dipping

[Anonymous No.57966531]

>>57966475
After the election too

[Anonymous No.57966535]

>>57966516

[Anonymous No.57966536]

>>57966364
>ID: CuN E
B-B-BULLISH

[Anonymous No.57966544]

I COMMAND YOU TO GO UP LINE

[Anonymous No.57966548]

>Microsoft, Meta Platforms, Amazon (NASDAQ: AMZN), and Alphabet, collectively account for around 40% of Nvidia's sales, yet all four companies are developing high-powered AI chips of their own.

[Anonymous No.57966559]

>>57966519
Hello sayanim.

[Anonymous No.57966563]

>bears celebrating as SPY is still above yesterday's close
it's sad really

[Anonymous No.57966564]

Retail baggies are pivoting into Oracle.

[Anonymous No.57966567]

>>57966528
>bears celebrating crab days now

[Anonymous No.57966582]

>>57966564
Ahh the fomo merry-go-round circle-jerk

[Anonymous No.57966583]

>>57966567
you werent saying it was crabbing an hour ago
you have no idea who i am and what i know

[Anonymous No.57966590]

i told you niggers, inflation data leaked yesterday and market was pricing it in
Reading between the lines of MSM is a required skill for investing imo
>>57949315

[Anonymous No.57966591]

>>57966567
>Gullible retards think they will get a good return on a company already valued at 2 Tn, more than the GDP of Cucknada

[Anonymous No.57966594]

>>57966495
>day 264 of calling the top
Thanks for playing bobo. Try again at S&P 9000. Reminder that everything is packed. Restaurants are full, the airports are filled with kinetic energy, small businesses are thriving. The economy is booming

[Anonymous No.57966596]

>>57966396
Dodge is Hebrew?

[Anonymous No.57966598]

>>57966475
Happens every time. People will blame 2016 but it was actually 2012 election that started it. Ron Paul was basically 4chans version of Bernie Sanders... only funnier it was also the beginning of Tumblr and Reddits influence on the internet until Reddit became message board Facebook and Tumblr banned porn. It was a different time youngster an era of image macros and cheap meme that we all laughed at.

[Anonymous No.57966605]

>>57966594
the top was friday

[Anonymous No.57966632]

>>57966528
>15 posts by this id
Bearchuds are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.57966634]

>Boeing whistleblower John Barnett, who raised concern about production standards, found dead in apparent suicide, per BBC.
>He accused Boeing of denigrating his character and hampering his career because of the issues he pointed out - charges rejected by Boeing.
>At the time of his death, Mr Barnett had been in Charleston for legal interviews linked to that case.

[Anonymous No.57966643]

>>57966583
>you have no idea who i am and what i know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57966591
>19 posts by this id

[Anonymous No.57966646]

>>57965822
>I work in the industry.
you work at an airport or some shit? lmao
did you read this? https://www.avherald.com/h?article=51601631&opt=0
Boeing is SHIT.

[Anonymous No.57966647]

>>57966598
2012 was 12 years ago

I still havent made it

[Anonymous No.57966652]

Finally some relief for COST. Let's hope it sticks

[Anonymous No.57966658]

Bros what the fuck this isn't funmy

[Anonymous No.57966662]

>>57966634
yeah well, accidents happen. I mean suicides happen...

[Anonymous No.57966664]

>>57966643
I challenge you to a dual.

[Anonymous No.57966665]

I just bought $5k worth of SCHD. I’m done with growth investing. I have my bags I’m holding for my 2 to 5 year gambles, but from now on I will DCA into SCHD and enjoy my dividends.

[Anonymous No.57966668]

I sold all my puts at open for a nice 20% haircut lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57966670]

>>57966643
laugh as your gains melt away >>57966006

where are you fags from 8:30? hows that pump working out for you?

[Anonymous No.57966672]

holy freck, Tesla and Apple baggies

[Anonymous No.57966675]

Oh it's dumping.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57966680]

MSFT chads keep winning.

[Anonymous No.57966685]

>>57961983
Wtf is that site, reddit for tech wagies?
https://www.teamblind.com/post/NVIDIANs-If-you-value-life-do-NOT-wear-the-NVIDIA-backback-Ny6EJ3h1

[Anonymous No.57966692]

>>57966675
S&P 500 is down 0.03%. It's over.

[Anonymous No.57966694]

>>57966634
Hard to say if this is "buy the dip" or just a dip dip. My instinct is to stay away. The fucking planes crash.

[Anonymous No.57966695]

ohnnonononon

What happened bullniggers? Line doesn't always go up!?

[Anonymous No.57966697]

Holding on to tsm calls is leaving me financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.57966698]

So the top really was Friday huh?

[Anonymous No.57966699]

A lot of angry anti-American bears on this board. If you don't love America you're welcome to leave. We have hundreds of thousands of newcomers entering every month so your racist ass won't be missed. See you at S&P 9000

[Anonymous No.57966700]

>>57966104
>>57966135
See, unpumped.

[Anonymous No.57966703]

no seriously i really wanna know
wheres your pump guys?

[Anonymous No.57966704]

>>57966668
Oh shit I bought those am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.57966705]

>>57966672
I sold TSLA $177.50 puts for this Friday which would give me a $172.60 cost basis if I get assigned. I will then sell covered calls until they're called away. TSLA is in prime wheel strategy territory imo.

[Anonymous No.57966709]

>>57966670
I don't operate on a day to day basis, dear degenerate gambler. I was buying the 2022 dip for tech stocks and /smg/ had 2 posts per hour.

[Anonymous No.57966717]

>>57961983
>>57966685
now that's fucking funny
>used to

[Anonymous No.57966719]

People still investing into Google?

[Anonymous No.57966720]

That’s Bidenomics, folks.

[Anonymous No.57966722]

*POP*

[Anonymous No.57966729]

can we stop ignoring fucking fundamentals and have a nice big market correction. stop prolonging the fucking inevitable and just dump already

[Anonymous No.57966731]

>>57966698
we are still in a bull market. Corrections are a healthy sign of that.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57966738]

>>57966717
lmao called it >>57962042

[Anonymous No.57966739]

>>57966685
Its the most disgusting place ever. Seeing how these overpaid code monkeys think makes me hate tech and the financial system that benefits them.

[Anonymous No.57966753]

Imma buy 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.57966755]

>>57966717
>>57966685
wtf is that website hahaha
>Are high-caste semen in high demand in Indian sperm banks?
>PSA: stop using “Rajesh”
Rajesh is their "Pajeet" apparently

[Anonymous No.57966756]

wake me up when NVDA actually closes below the 9EMA on the daily

[Anonymous No.57966759]

>>57966722
checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.57966762]

Do you guys ever fantasize about killing nigs?

[Anonymous No.57966780]

>>57966759
sorry bud bears on the menu tonight

[Anonymous No.57966781]

i'm glad their stock (ONON) is getting taken to the woodshed. who names their company "On". fucking assholes

[Anonymous No.57966785]

>>57966759
>indices green
>bobo euphoric
What stage of the meltup is this?

[Anonymous No.57966790]

30mins into the market and you faggots are crying the S&P is fine

[Anonymous No.57966792]

BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY WERE GOING PARABOLIC!!!

[Anonymous No.57966803]

>>57966652
I'm with you on that

[Anonymous No.57966806]

>>57965955
>>57965955

[Anonymous No.57966811]

THE MARKET IS VEEEEEALING

[Anonymous No.57966821]

>>57966364
cancel crash

[Anonymous No.57966828]

>>57966781
Sounds like something Alex Karp would buy

[Anonymous No.57966832]

>s&p down
>apple up

>s&p up
>apple down

whats the explanation here?

[Anonymous No.57966849]

>>57966722
>>57966759
>+0.5% is bearish
Lmao do bears really

[Anonymous No.57966853]

>another V shape recovery after initial dump on open

[Anonymous No.57966854]

>liquidation warning email
>Stare at amd chart, it goes back up

[Anonymous No.57966855]

My corn stocks lookin' mighty fine this morn'.

[Anonymous No.57966865]

Well, well... now that they've shown NVDA isn't gonna hit the pits and can handle resistance... might be time for a little long call action

[Anonymous No.57966885]

>>57966853
All about the stop loss (hunt)

[Anonymous No.57966886]

>TSM up almost 4%
>INTC up not even 0.25%
>AAPL red
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.57966887]

AEVA IS PUMPING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57966892]

digits and mass death boeing plane incident this year

[Anonymous No.57966895]

>>57966423
Where is her frontal lobe?

[Anonymous No.57966925]

>>57966895
Who needs one when you can live in AR?

[Anonymous No.57966928]

>>57966886
what does Buffet know that we dont

[Anonymous No.57966929]

>>57966432
welcome back fren

[Anonymous No.57966932]

Same game like last CPI, dump into pump.

[Anonymous No.57966946]

>>57965595
By when?

[Anonymous No.57966954]

No matter what I do, the market moves the other way.

[Anonymous No.57966957]

>>57966806
need moar

[Anonymous No.57966962]

AEVA is currently undervalued at around -80% valuation with a fair value of $4.80. Post stock split around $18

[Anonymous No.57966965]

>>57966855
What do you think of CTVA? More on the seed side of things and pest management. Earnings is in May.

[Anonymous No.57966973]

hey anon, there is a potential stock market kill screen coming up if you want to come watch

[Anonymous No.57966978]

>>57966957
don't we all

[Anonymous No.57966979]

>Sorry Bobo that was the local bottom.
>I had a talk with Mr. Market he said higher longer.
>...
>Bobo you retard. High unemployment is bullish during a hiking cycle.

[Anonymous No.57966994]

>>57966729
dad?

[Anonymous No.57966998]

>amd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57967001]

>>57966965
No idea I only bought ADM because of the overreaction to the poo CFO cooking the books in their least profitable division.

[Anonymous No.57967014]

>>57966979
my female stock broker is bullying me

[Anonymous No.57967016]

INTEL WHAT THE FUCK COME ON

[Anonymous No.57967020]

>buy BA puts
>stock immediately goes up

[Anonymous No.57967022]

>>57965822
Keep hiring Indians
Sure fire way to crash your company as the mistakes pile on

[Anonymous No.57967029]

AY (YOU)
LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME
CHILDS PLAY
BOBO HOLD MUH DICK

[Anonymous No.57967049]

This sideways action needs to suck my dick

[Anonymous No.57967053]

>>57966957

[Anonymous No.57967054]

>>57967029
aints fans catching strays.

[Anonymous No.57967071]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEKDdig2Nms
Market theme

[Anonymous No.57967077]

>>57967014
>Anon is getting bullied.
>Worse yet he has to take her out to dinner.
>Nice dinner too not Applebee's.
>That's Friday.

[Anonymous No.57967079]

I am buying more of one of these and holding until the end of summer
The other one I am going to gamble some puts on based on iv, volatility, and how much risk I am willing to accept.

[Anonymous No.57967089]

[Anonymous No.57967095]

>>57966596
You'd imagine having baphomet as your logo might tip people off but we're in the ((Information)) age. No need to look over your shoulder...

[Anonymous No.57967097]

>>57966762
all the time

[Anonymous No.57967120]

>>57966962

[Anonymous No.57967138]

>>57967089
so, will prices fall?

[Anonymous No.57967140]

>>57967120
>he thinks the algo knows proper valuation

[Anonymous No.57967145]

NVDA Pushing into the 885 resistance pool

[Anonymous No.57967151]

>>57966928
Buffet bought really low and well sell off for a massive profit as the price drops.

[Anonymous No.57967159]

>amd
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57967160]

>>57967138
no

[Anonymous No.57967163]

>>57967145
>resistance
>NVDA

[Anonymous No.57967170]

amd is such a shit tier company i swear. always has been.

[Anonymous No.57967178]

new
>>57967174
>>57967174
>>57967174

[Anonymous No.57967179]

Go down you gay nigger market.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.57967196]

>in meeting while looking at charts
>don't realize they were calling my name for a minute
Hehe whoops

[Anonymous No.57968425]

>>57966423
i don't understand tech companies using these types of people in their ads, do they want to diminish the brand? apple seems obsessed by it across all their ads.