/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57960796]

Squirrel Market General

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live CNBC stream:
https://www.newslive.com/business/cnbc-live-free.html

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finance.yahoo.com

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[Anonymous No.57960853]

First for tomboy enjoyers.

[Anonymous No.57960873]

The weeb is cunning, but the squirrel is faster.

[Anonymous No.57960903]

>>57960796
3W7rRaa1AocKXVeD8Yq4HhkWeZTVrY4dHAXGFtumYewH

[Anonymous No.57960904]

>>57960873
you won't be so lucky next time, anon

[Anonymous No.57960905]

Joe "Ban AI" Biden is about to crash this bitch with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.57960910]

NVDA to $1000

[Anonymous No.57960923]

>>57960910
I hope DLTR goes up to 200

[Anonymous No.57960931]

>>57960853
Since you are an expert on this stuff, can you explain to me why your kind find Zac Galifinakis hot?

[Anonymous No.57960968]

>>57960796
>Squirrel Market General
>futures

[Anonymous No.57960975]

Where TF is that faggot who called me a chink in the last thread????
Have fun keeping your SINGLE OUNCE of gold, when it's at the ATH. I hope you slip in a banana peel, faggot.

[Anonymous No.57960976]

While you were looking away, Moderna pumped 10%

[Anonymous No.57960977]

Reminder to buy puts on WOOF tomorrow if you haven’t already

[Anonymous No.57960992]

>>57960931
Faggots enjoy their "bears" aka fat hairy men with big beards. Tomboy enjoyers are the second least gay people, second only to permavirgins. Tomboys however are the most pure version of women, no cockwhoring, no faggy shit like makeup and drama, just a good reliable woman who isnt vying for the attention of men (which is gay).

[Anonymous No.57961014]

>>57960923
in strong winds, even pigs can fly

[Anonymous No.57961026]

>>57961014
No one has substantiated why they think DLTR is a bad pick so far. I think their financials look good and theyre popular with poor people who currently are the majority of the population and growing. So why dont YOU think its good?

[Anonymous No.57961030]

Timed the soxl top

[Anonymous No.57961059]

>>57961030
Where you putting the free 5k?

[Anonymous No.57961064]

I am buying calls for SentinelOne ticker is S

[Anonymous No.57961073]

>>57961059
is that elon musk?

[Anonymous No.57961090]

>>57961064
>negative earnings for the past 4 quarters
Pass.

[Anonymous No.57961093]

>>57961073
That’s Elaine Musk

[Anonymous No.57961155]

What should I invest in to bet on bad inflation news for the rest of the year?

[Anonymous No.57961157]

>>57961064
Do the adbe too.

[Anonymous No.57961176]

>>57961155
Inflation means less buying power which means more people are poorer and are shopping at dollar tree so, long DLTR.

[Anonymous No.57961194]

>>57960977
>kentucky
its Alabama.

[Anonymous No.57961204]

when i make it im going to get an introverted gamer wife and we're going to fuck and play video games all day

[Anonymous No.57961211]

Guys rate my port
>5% ADBE calls (verticals going until June)
>10% TSM calls until April
>25% INTC calls and LEAPS
>10% AAPL LEAPS
Should I dump the rest of my cash on market open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57961218]

>>57961211
where NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57961236]

>>57961211
Any actual equities?

[Anonymous No.57961240]

>>57961204
I like you because of the image you posted. I want you to give me financial advice. What stocks do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.57961246]

I just got a 62% raise at work..

[Anonymous No.57961251]

>>57961064
why would any customer choose an inferior product? If you are going to offload that much of your infosec to an outside company, your only option is to get whatever is the best. a public company has shareholders to please
>>57961026
I think dltr is a good company that makes money. I was just saying this is a clown market where even SMCI (a pig) could fly like an eagle if there is a strong enough gale (whatever the fuck is going on that's keeping regional banks around)

[Anonymous No.57961252]

>>57961194
oh lookie here cleetus we got us a certified tomboy expert!!

(Read the sticky notes in my pic)

[Anonymous No.57961256]

>>57961236
Yeah I got a fucking huge retirement fund locked into index funds. This is just my gambling port
>>57961218
Unironically makes up about 3% of my retirement port

[Anonymous No.57961268]

>>57961211
Insanely bearish.

[Anonymous No.57961279]

>Saw a squirrel in the park yesterday
>All I could think was NIGGA THAT'S NUTS

[Anonymous No.57961292]

>>57961204
Make sure shes a virgin or else your gay.

[Anonymous No.57961294]

>>57961204
>MAP flag colored

[Anonymous No.57961308]

Whats is say on the monitor? Oh thats right

[Anonymous No.57961312]

>>57961256
Oh fren than you got it made, these retards don't even know what a bubble is, but they are about to.

[Anonymous No.57961319]

>>57961240
go long on INTC

[Anonymous No.57961328]

>>57961312
Even if this shit goes to zero I'm set to retire in 9 years. But if it doesn't I'm buying a big fuck off piece of land in the Northwest Territories

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57961329]

LAAC+LUNR+MELI chads we eating good

Also I should have listened to the anon shilling VSCO

[Anonymous No.57961332]

>>57961246
inflation coming in hot

[Anonymous No.57961338]

>>57961246
I got a 30% raise on deck if I get the job tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57961359]

[Anonymous No.57961361]

>>57961329
Why? No one goes to the mall anymore except lunchtime rowdies. Last time I went to the mall some danny trejo looking spic walked by slowly giving me the evil eye and I was just looking at T shirts. Fuck going to the mall.

[Anonymous No.57961382]

>>57961204
Are you me?
That's MY dream.

[Anonymous No.57961394]

>>57961382
That is probably a lot of people's dream.

[Anonymous No.57961402]

HAITI CALLS FOR AID

[Anonymous No.57961418]

I, personally, as an intellectual
am going to dual-handedly push $woof to the top of mount olympus. I am changing all of my dog's grooming appts from the locally owned shop where a collective of happy young women have gainful employment in a safe neighborhood, to petco.
I'm going to make it.

[Anonymous No.57961420]

>>57960796

[Anonymous No.57961425]

>>57961402
>No

[Anonymous No.57961431]

>>57961319
>>57961394
>go long on INTC

Bro... I don't think you'll make your dreams. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.57961439]

:) sure thing

[Anonymous No.57961448]

>>57961332
>>57961332

Doubt it. Last month shit seemed like it got cheaper for the first time in forever

[Anonymous No.57961467]

>>57961431
Trust the plan, Intel $200 EOD is guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.57961481]

COST…

[Anonymous No.57961495]

Shit why didnt i buy marvel today. Its gonna pump like crazy tommorrow isnt it?

[Anonymous No.57961501]

hey I dont really understand the businesses themselves, only memes. I made my money on crypto. Is NVDA good if I want to invest in wagies being replaced by robots and shit? like how do I profit from retail failing in particular?

[Anonymous No.57961503]

>>57961481
it's on sale. why aren't you buying? CostCo is a fucking zoo everyday.

[Anonymous No.57961536]

>>57961467
>Intel $200 EOD
>EOD
>End Of Day
You mean End of Year right?

Also why do you say that? Why you so confident in this shitty company that's never recovered from the dotcom bubble?

[Anonymous No.57961541]

>>57961503
I did. Friday and more today.

[Anonymous No.57961554]

>>57961481
>>57961503
>Current PE 48
>Forward PE 46

It's valuation is at tech stock levels without the growth.

[Anonymous No.57961585]

death to NVDA
death to the market
CPI will be white hot inshallah

[Anonymous No.57961597]

>>57961536
End of Decade I meant.
They've switched gears recently and it's only a matter of time before they nab a large portion of TSMC's customers, one more fumble like N3 is all they need even without that they're going to be only a year or 2 behind by the time 20/18A hits. And after that? Add TSMC being at much greater geopolitical risk in which case Intel instantly moons early because they will be the only real option aside from Samsung whose node is dog shit for HPC, unsurprisingly considering they mostly make low-power embedded chips and dram. Imagine nvidia and amd and apple and everyone else clamoring over each other bidding on Intel capacity. But like I said, even without this I believe in Intel's foundry initiative, as well as history repeating itself with C2D vs Athlon 64 XP in the CPU space, bringing Intel's market dominance in the CPU segment back. And if the future really is AI, Arc as well. Lots of things are setting up to happen at the same time for Intel and even if only 2 out of 3 come to pass stocks will go up significantly.

Intel's past stagnation is not related to everything that is currently happening.

[Anonymous No.57961618]

>>57961536
No China is gonna bomb Taiwan and the biden administration is going to begin an "America AI First" campaign with massive subsidies to Intel including the complete hostile takeover of TSM fabs in the US

[Anonymous No.57961653]

>>57961597
Counterpoints. Management is extremely retarded. See Altera. Also, their braindrain has never subsided since they don't pay a reasonable wage still. (Intel pays worse than defense.)

[Anonymous No.57961666]

>>57961597
>>57961653
Also they're suffering heavily from pajeet rot.

[Anonymous No.57961678]

>>57961666
>turdCOW id
Sorry anon you might be right but your id makes you wrong.
INTC 50 on market open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57961736]

>>57961653
these are good things though, it gives reasons the market hasn't priced in what I already know is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.57961758]

>>57961678
They have no talent and bad leadership and everyone's theses hinge on Intel having flawless execution, (also not getting cold feet and doing something stupid like prematurely axing their GPU segment.) I just think there's 0 reason to have faith in their ability to not fuck shit up when time and time again they continue to disappoint.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57961774]

STOCKS

[Anonymous No.57961784]

>>57961204
Panko is the superior Phase Connect chuuba.

[Anonymous No.57961796]

Women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.57961799]

>>57961758
ok but hear me out: its only them plus AMD and NVDA, and the other two are already overvalued. Trust in Tel Aviv

[Anonymous No.57961836]

Ching chongs need to stop making money in their market. I’m making money, too, as long as it goes up, but I’d be making far more on the backs of their squalid poverty and misery.

[Anonymous No.57961900]

I need to buy some calls tomorrow, what will it be? Tim Apple's company? David SOXL? Intel?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57961953]

>>57961900
Buy Michael Laac or Henry Lunr

[Anonymous No.57961958]

>ctrl+f DWAC
>0/0 results
and /biz/ stays poor for another year

[Anonymous No.57961969]

>>57961799
would you still invest in them knowing this?

[Anonymous No.57961973]

>>57961958
You've heard of meta right?

[Anonymous No.57961983]

>>57961969
INTCniggers are putting Nividians on watch

[Anonymous No.57962005]

Rate my port:

95% TSM calls for April/may
5% coin calls for end of march

[Anonymous No.57962040]

>>57961973
yjk

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57962042]

>>57961983
I wonder what is the skin color of the fine gentlemen in that story

[Anonymous No.57962077]

how to get exposure LMVH as an amerilard?

[Anonymous No.57962089]

>>57962042
we wouldnt want to reinforce stereotypes. especially if they keep happening to be real.

[Anonymous No.57962091]

>>57961983
I have a dream that one day nvda will be the bag and intc will have a 3T marketcap.

[Anonymous No.57962117]

>>57962077
never mind i have brain damage.

[Anonymous No.57962124]

>>57962091
we all have dreams anon
yours will just come true after you sell your bags

[Anonymous No.57962159]

How the fuck did EU just repump the complete friday-mondaymidday dump in 8 hours? Holy fuck, this market is beyond rigged.

ECB yesterday announced or leaked (I don't know on which way and it doesn't matter cause it seems to be the norm nowadays to have insiders leaking every bullshit even just one day after the official ECB meeting) they also don't want to raise the minimum reserves for banks yet. Didn't know they wanted to do it. Seems like a similar thing like Basel III. Deutsche Bank was one of the few greens during EU session. It is like they are doing whatever it fuckin takes to keep the markets up.

[Anonymous No.57962160]

>>57961973
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.57962172]

>>57962091
What goes through the mind of someone who wants to attend these events? like i struggle to comprehend a liberal. its an ugly statue. why waste your time to be there.

[Anonymous No.57962191]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWhVz1ozr1o
this is very calming to watch

[Anonymous No.57962220]

>>57962172
How would you know its an ugly statue before its unveiled? Plus its more about being apart of a community.

[Anonymous No.57962226]

>>57961983
Brand nvdians! Lend me your aid!

[Anonymous No.57962239]

GOD HELP ME

[Anonymous No.57962240]

I've been at work for way longer than I wanted, why did the markets dump so much today?

>>57961204
I want to rub her chest to make her tits grow bigger so bad bros

[Anonymous No.57962242]

So have you guy just trial and error it, or do you have a "system"?

[Anonymous No.57962259]

>>57962240
Based cartographer

[Anonymous No.57962261]

>Emergency Fed bank effort has officially ended lending, per Reuters.

>The Bank Term Funding Program has ceased making new loans as scheduled on March 11, 2024.

>It was launched in haste a year ago amid the heavy stress triggered by Silicon Valley Bank's collapse

Will this have any kind of substantial effect on the stock markets or just a 2 weeks nothingburger? Is this why all of those billionaires were selling a bunch of shit lately?

[Anonymous No.57962265]

>>57962242
trial and error until you lose enough money to learn things and pay attention to patterns and signs.

[Anonymous No.57962266]

>>57962239
I mean cmon right? RIGHT???!??

[Anonymous No.57962286]

>>57960968
>couple of faggots at the start of the video are scared of a fucking squirrel
jfc, why are americans like this?

[Anonymous No.57962293]

>>57961983
based. some of you don't understand how high the stakes are here and frankly are not going to survive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8n7nYA8CIM

[Anonymous No.57962295]

>>57962286
It's AI dipshit

[Anonymous No.57962298]

>>57961585

[Anonymous No.57962306]

>>57961204
Why post gay shit
>>57961236
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.57962326]

Hot inflation..

[Anonymous No.57962329]

Opex we crab. Next week a slight pump on Monday followed by dumpening into April

[Anonymous No.57962331]

mister jerome please leak the cpi so i can make money thank you

[Anonymous No.57962365]

>>57961585
>black swan
>unknown known
Try again

[Anonymous No.57962394]

>>57962331
No you have to wait 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.57962412]

>>57962394
but i will be asleep

[Anonymous No.57962447]

You get one play tomorrow. Full port. No items. Fox only. Final destination. What is it?

[Anonymous No.57962483]

>>57962447
easy way to double your money 100% guaranteed is activating margin.

[Anonymous No.57962502]

Any final thoughts on the eve of the Greater Depression?

[Anonymous No.57962515]

>>57962502
gold

[Anonymous No.57962519]

>>57962502
I would like to be rich and cream pie the same girl until I die

[Anonymous No.57962528]

I have a "business partner" that does nothing but smoke weed all day and have schizophrenic or turrets episodes. We have worked on projects for about 5 years and it is mostly just me coding and him watching or talking. I could have just worked on my own projects in that time to be honest guys. Supposedly he trades stocks, he may even frequent smg. But i have 2 jobs and have no idea wtf he does all day. Like some dog that waits for me to come home he will just spam message me to i can hop on discord and he can talk and watch me code, and at the end of it he will say "we got a lot done today see you tomorrow".
Does this happen to anyone else?

[Anonymous No.57962529]

>>57962502
>Greater Depression?

[Anonymous No.57962533]

>>57962502
You should have bought a scoped rifle and ample ammunition when you could have.

[Anonymous No.57962545]

>>57962447
Full port ibit.
>>57962502
Don't panic.

[Anonymous No.57962548]

>>57962502
Behold the Larry Fink special.

[Anonymous No.57962550]

>>57962528
you are his slave

[Anonymous No.57962554]

Do you guys think there are any anons here who archive our positions and DDs? Maybe even serialize us?

[Anonymous No.57962563]

>>57962548
Wow, I feel a strange compulsion to attack Gaza.

[Anonymous No.57962565]

>>57962447
Full port 2dte QQQ calls

[Anonymous No.57962585]

>>57962548
Make it port. Except the equal weight seems retarded.

[Anonymous No.57962595]

>>57962554
Our brokers. Maybe we're included in sentiment reports.

[Anonymous No.57962596]

>>57962550
Whenever I give him take aways or work he will just paste things into gpt and come back like he wrote it himself. Barely coherent docs or buggy, barely code that he "prototyped"

[Anonymous No.57962606]

>>57962585
equal weight what?
What do you recommend fren

[Anonymous No.57962607]

>>57962596
You need to ditch this dude anon, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.57962631]

>>57962554
it takes a certain kind of autism to archive everything he does on the internet.

[Anonymous No.57962640]

>>57962606
nvm confused it with rsp

[Anonymous No.57962662]

>>57962554
Don't take much to setup a spreadsheet and record the picks from Johnny Fathands' videos one by one.

[Anonymous No.57962666]

>>57962640
damn i didn't know tennis players had little ball loli slaves to fetch balls. I choose the wrong life bros.

[Anonymous No.57962669]

>futures
https://youtu.be/ZavwtJxmqJI
>>57962631
>he's studying us
AND TO WHAT END???

[Anonymous No.57962716]

>>57962640
>>57962666
JUST FUCKING FUCK MY SHIT UP
WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN ALIVE

[Anonymous No.57962715]

>>57962220
there isnt a single statue honoring a negro id ever care to see. i already knew it was ugly without even seeing it.

[Anonymous No.57962731]

>>57962548
honestly a pretty solid set up. the bitcoin will definitely help it grow a lot but the whole thing is pretty solid.

[Anonymous No.57962733]

>>57962716
Sorry chud, the ball smacker gets the cunny

[Anonymous No.57962755]

Plastics


>>57962640
>>57962716
Kek

[Anonymous No.57962807]

>>57962731
ty anon, looking to to have a slightly aggressive portfolio, the tlt drags it down but TLT is at like a 10 year low and I feel now is the time to start DCAing in
>2YAS4

[Anonymous No.57962810]

>Tesla's Autopilot and Full Self Driving technology and nine other assisted-driving systems marketed by major automakers received ‘poor’ ratings from the US Insurance Institute for Highway Safety in a new study. More here:

AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.57962824]

Puts on BA?

[Anonymous No.57962879]

>>57962502
NATGAS AND OIL
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[Anonymous No.57962885]

Another day another 3.4% loss

[Anonymous No.57962900]

>>57962807
>TLT
https://www.treasurydirect.gov
I thought the patriotic thing was to buy our treasury bonds directly from the feds?
>>57962879
no, the sector will stay on SMCI, NVDA, and SOXL longer

[Anonymous No.57962904]

Should I be TipsMaxxing? I work in retail and we offer some free services that uncommonly produce tips from people and I do sometimes go out of my way to help them which generates more. I decline most of the time because I’m not a greedy Jew or hurting for caps. It feels wrong to take them. I don’t really NEED the money per se, the services are free and the people shopping there are usually struggling so I feel they need it more than I do. But if I want to be rich surely I should take them all? What are yalls thoughts.

[Anonymous No.57962920]

>>57962900
But when the cycle is back on the menu TLT will be at $130
Idk probably best to just buy gold btc and stocks.

[Anonymous No.57962932]

>>57960796
buying more apple stock tomorrow this biece of shit keeps tanking. tim cuck better step up the ai game watching ice poseidon do a vr date with an ai that refused to talk dirty, send nudes, and told him to seek a suicide hotline really made me revaluate holding this dogshit company. tim cuck is a fraud.

[Anonymous No.57962933]

>>57962807
Just curious but what is a job or luck or simply time that got you that amount of capital?

[Anonymous No.57962940]

>>57962904
Take it but dont expect them. Decline at first, then offer a hesitant "Well..."
At WMT we could be written up or fired for taking tips or gifts, because it creates the impression of favorable treatment, something something ethics.
I get it, but if an old lady was happy for the help and slips me a $2 to buy coffee, its rude and indignant to firmly tell them no multiple times

[Anonymous No.57962947]

>>57962933
>backtest simulators

[Anonymous No.57962950]

>>57962885
I have never considered that foreign currencies are really just penny stocks.
>>57962904
have you tried going to a bank near you (in a khaki and polo-- just any outfit that says you mean it), demanding to talk to the oldest and whitest man in the building, then saying to him that you are good at algebraic math and want to learn the banking industry and saying you want to apply to be a teller? that or learning the entry level semi conductor trade

[Anonymous No.57962961]

Can anybody logically explain why they expect CPI to be at 3,1%. After expecting it to be 2,9% in january (which was not the case) and call this disinflation?

[Anonymous No.57962973]

>>57962947
I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.57962982]

>>57962933
I am a 30 year old boomer anon. Made most of my gains the last 2 years though, spent $50k on a down payment on a house in 2021 so didn't get heemed on the way down, then basically called the bottom in October 2021 because bloomberg was tweeting about 'how to short the market"

[Anonymous No.57962996]

>>57962961
It's just one print. But i feel you seems like a cope. Long, lagging and variable yada data driven yada not yet.

[Anonymous No.57963010]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-QkMfqNYbw
how do we go long on Chinese citizens and short on CCP?

[Anonymous No.57963015]

>>57962447
TQQQ weekly calls. This market will never ever dump

[Anonymous No.57963021]

why do i feel like such a failure still

[Anonymous No.57963022]

China... after hours....

[Anonymous No.57963035]

>>57963010

[Anonymous No.57963037]

>>57963010
>CHING CHONG PING PONG
i would never long these insect people. they literally just steal every idea and make the plastic shitty version.

[Anonymous No.57963040]

>>57962950
Theyre not. Major pairs are extremely liquid, its not like I have CNY, NOK, or TRY pairs open. Those suck. Metals like lead and aluminium have huge spreads too.
Forex has no value, the rate is what the banks want it to be. There is no overbought or oversold
Penny shitcos are worth at least $1 nominally even if theyre illiquid
CFD margin is fun. Not allowed to change anything for another 15h, the way I trade my system, so hopefully my stops arent hit

[Anonymous No.57963046]

>>57963021
Those are 2023 numbers. it was nice knowing you anon.

[Anonymous No.57963057]

>>57963046
Surely can't be that different kek

[Anonymous No.57963060]

>>57963057
>he doesnt know about 3% daily inflation

[Anonymous No.57963079]

>>57962940
Ha ha yeah. Most of the time they don’t offer twice. It’s more of a show of appreciation than actually offering you money. There’s a relief on their face and a wider smile when you turn it down. It probably helps the business more when I don’t accept them too even though it’s permitted. Thanks anon
>>57962950
Sounds cool. Does that walking in thing actually work? Every business I go to say to apply online or check back in a month. I’m very confident in my self and well tempered. I know my limits but even then I feel like a lot of the upper echelon wants the bloated resume and purple prose when they interview you instead of the witty competent type. Also what is a semi conductor trade? I like computers but I’m neither educated enough for designing them or willing enough to manufacture them like a laborer


SMG4KG

[Anonymous No.57963104]

Wait for CPI then calls or puts on Adobe. This shit is gonna pump to 700 or its going to 400. No in-between.

[Anonymous No.57963118]

Good luck tomorrow gamblers

[Anonymous No.57963187]

Goodnight and good luck bros.

[Anonymous No.57963192]

Which of the screener/data sites are you subscribing to? It can't be that a simple page like finviz should cost $25/mo

[Anonymous No.57963201]

i'm thinking INTC calls

[Anonymous No.57963237]

>>57963192
I just use the second paid tier of tradingview and it does everything I need it to do

>>57963079
>smile and shake their hand or give them a gentle loose hug on the opposite shoulder
>"Well you can always fill out a survey or leave a review. Or better yet, we'll look forward to seeing you again!"
Im a bit of a charmer, and I'm great at professionally disappointing people
Once I almost got into trouble with my humor. I had to tell this old lady like 4 times we dont service watches anymore so we cant change the battery for her. After suggesting she grt a flat tool at home or go to a jeweler, she asked what to do and I jokingly told her she could manually adjust the time once per minute

[Anonymous No.57963270]

>>57962904
Any job where I was able, I would give people free stuff/service for cash. Made an incredible amount of money doing it. Bribes make the world go round.

[Anonymous No.57963282]

>>57963237
kek. I'm sure that lady was terrified

[Anonymous No.57963286]

>24 hours Bahn (trains) strikes in germany
>unlike previously announced only 24 hours prior to event instead of 48 hours
>germantwitter isn't raging, not even trending (didn't find it under "germany trends - show more")
This seems VERY off

[Anonymous No.57963308]

>>57963282
Why would she be terrified? I didnt touch her, and made two (2) attempts at trying to fix her watch at her request, which we shouldnt do for liability reasons. Plus my section was closing in 5 minutes and I had to go. I was politely getting her to fuck off>>57963286

[Anonymous No.57963314]

>>57962519
Good, you've been taking notes, I grant you the "not gay" award for your integrity, may a wifey tomboy be upon you quickly.

[Anonymous No.57963315]

>Over 80% Of Tattoo Inks Contain Unlisted Substances That Can Cause Organ Damages, Allergies: Study

How do I profit from this stocks wise?

[Anonymous No.57963330]

>>57963308
normies get terrified when they see non-compliance with social norms. I wouldn't read too much in their behavior

[Anonymous No.57963331]

>>57962631
>my legacy of tomboy philosophy will live on even without me
I consider this a good outcome.

[Anonymous No.57963362]

>>57963187
>doesn't actually know what CPI stands for
hitting below the belt on this one i see

[Anonymous No.57963377]

>>57963315
Short real estate. It means basically all millennial and zoomer women are infertile.

[Anonymous No.57963399]

>>57961059
Holy fuck that webm LOL

[Anonymous No.57963409]

You know that one vintage meme
>This is a shit sandwich it is made of shit and poo!
I was trying to find it and ended up on KYM, apparently Sketchers the fucking shoe company had a viable food court model at one of their stores last year
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/skechers-chicken-sandwich
Probably nothing but wouldnt it be wild if they became a new fastfood gia t

>>57963315
Oh yeah iirc its the red pigments that are the worst, I read about this a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.57963423]

>>57962631
are my 2hu bakes there?

[Anonymous No.57963424]

>>57963237
>give them a gentle loose hug on the opposite shoulder
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.57963434]

>>57962807
that vanguard one is pretty cucked desu. i bet those othe ports arent even really high risk except the bitcoin part and its only 20%.

[Anonymous No.57963446]

>>57962159
EU is quite undervalued
I told you that numerous times, since you keep asking the same retarded questions
Why do you keep shitting up the board with your horseshit, you nigger?

[Anonymous No.57963455]

>>57962807
if you are in a tax-advantaged account you might want to exchange GBTC for something with lower fees.

[Anonymous No.57963458]

>>57963424
You know how you stand beside someone shoulder to shoulder, but reach your arm to the far side to give them a gentle touch/shake on the arm?
Not like a face to face full body hug

[Anonymous No.57963485]

who is actually placing these trades:
https://www.quiverquant.com/congresstrading/politician/Nancy%20Pelosi-P000197

[Anonymous No.57963505]

>>57962548
LITERALLY cant go tits up

[Anonymous No.57963510]

>>57963446
Only buy something expensive at fair price not something “cheap”.

[Anonymous No.57963520]

>>57963446
Just because the US is overvalued, doesn't mean EU is undervalued, you literal nigglet.

[Anonymous No.57963522]

>>57963330
So they probably forget someone pumping meme stock like amc with million profit.

[Anonymous No.57963524]

I just recently talked to Jesus. I've been stressed lately but he told me to "rest easy my child, if you hold NYCB shares you are in the fast pass lane to heaven.". I believe him. I'm buying more shares Friday.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6eKJkQ9l4&si=ApGsDDZ14gVZwSq_

[Anonymous No.57963540]

>>57963377
Grim.
Let's hope I can speculate my way into a better life.

[Anonymous No.57963547]

When can I expect lockheed to buy my LLAP?

[Anonymous No.57963572]

>>57963377
shouldn't you long real estate instead? infertile couples probably get divorced more easily (no children, weaker familial bond) and thus require two residences.

[Anonymous No.57963585]

>>57963524
Cease your blasphemy you godless kike

[Anonymous No.57963590]

>>57962329
This. I hope TSMC goes high again so I can offload and then a huge dump or a crash would be nice so I can load up
But it will not fall dramatically and I will buy and then it will crab some more and then crash again

[Anonymous No.57963593]

>Boeing stock

https://youtu.be/Ftg9BcUkbM4?si=n8WGS8PxE_U_WuQD

[Anonymous No.57963603]

>>57963572
I think he means wrt lowered fertility rates. Even so, theyll import 3rd world slaves

[Anonymous No.57963617]

>>57963585
You'll get one chance to apologize and that chance is now. If you choose to decline, your portfolio will see nothing but blood

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-BiUb4Z3U&si=Wt9yYE4R4ZtIU3_K

[Anonymous No.57963634]

>>57963617
Your kind has no power over me

[Anonymous No.57963667]

What the fuck is Japan doing?

[Anonymous No.57963677]

>>57963667
taking over the Hollywood by winning Oscars and buying American camera companies (RED is now Nikon)

[Anonymous No.57963683]

>>57963634
You WILL bend the knee

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=j5fCqKbSC7M&si=MK_qXuvI8v3A8YGT

[Anonymous No.57963686]

>>57963455
>ant to exchange GBTC for something with lower fees.
this. i did that shortly after the other funds went live.

[Anonymous No.57963705]

Puts on Boeing.

[Anonymous No.57963707]

>>57961059
Ok AI has officilly gone too far

[Anonymous No.57963710]

>>57963677
Is this why dollar is trapped? Us interest rate is still high while Japan is still doing QE this year.

[Anonymous No.57963753]

i'm thinking of doing a major investment pivot to india. i know what you guys are thinking but hear me out. i kind of only see two futures right now: either tptb in the west win and our future is highly fortified gay sex enclaves living in hyperdebauched megacities located at the worlds strategic nautical chokepoints, or china wins and those of us that survive become snake farmers or pangolin ranchers or sift through landfill for e-waste under 5'2'' robotic comissars.
but imagine an indian future, where ai, quantum computing, and anime converge in a vegetarian society built on faith and piety? india has the will, and their loyalty to israel is second to none, they just lack sufficient capital.
imagine a world of hyperluxury ai hinduism under anime aesthetics. every day you'd wake up to the smell of fresh manure. your only "job" would be to bring joy to the cows and your social credit score is based on the approval of the cows (fair judges of character) instead of party loyalty or the age of the girl you last fapped to. most women, with their cold hearts and meager milking and brushing skills would be relegated to beekeeping (robots scare bees), and get stung a lot. what would be left are pure-hearted tomboys.
obviously jews would game the system and try to get ahead by pleasing the cows in unnatural ways, and some of the cruder members of society would have jealousies and resentments, but all in all i think it would be a much better world, and i'm ready to deploy capital for that dream.
anyways, gonna get long INDA soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHCp6WvPWI

[Anonymous No.57963761]

NOOO NOT MY PORSCHEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57963874]

>2024 global economic collapse imminent

https://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18?si=m-aqvhu4Smdtolcf

[Anonymous No.57963889]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57963890]

>>57963753
You lost me. I'm focusing heavily on Mexico, its already a developed tech/manufacturing hub with cheap labor and strategic naval and SA access. Secured supply routes too

[Anonymous No.57963898]

Can some explain to me what the hell is this confusing derivative on Trade Republic?
When exactly does the knockout kicks in? What does the underlying have to do?

[Anonymous No.57963902]

>>57963874
So we are good till 2026 and then we sell? Doubt

[Anonymous No.57963918]

>>57963902
To be fair the benner cycle did call the previous crashes fairly accurately

[Anonymous No.57963933]

Will NVDA go up, down or sideways today?

[Anonymous No.57963951]

Why did futures pump so much?

[Anonymous No.57963968]

>>57963890
mexico has a bullfighting and donkey show problem but otherwise is way ahead of the curve and worth a look.

[Anonymous No.57963989]

>>57963951
CPI got leaked

[Anonymous No.57963996]

>>57963968
>problem

[Anonymous No.57964007]

>>57963898
Those certificates are confusing and their spread also isn't the best as far as I remember.
Anyways:

Knockout I assume has to be for the original stock price (underlying price) as your leverage is only 1,13x. That isn't even worth the risk. You buy can be knocked out and lose your money for 1,13 leverage? I mean, it probably won't dump down til there, but buying the stock regularly is leverage 1.00x.

I also don't know what the strike price means there. There are so many fuckin weird certificates, Unlimited Turbo, Best Turbo, Open End Turbo.

Yours is the one by Societe Generale.

The knockout is above the strike price of the underlying. Don't know what the fuck they want to say and mean with that. I just hate those products.

[Anonymous No.57964024]

>>57963898
>>57964007
>knockout
Those arent barrier options, r-right?

[Anonymous No.57964025]

I dont even know what a CPI is

[Anonymous No.57964028]

>>57964007
Ok, in the fine print bottom left it says that since the barrier is above the base price which very likely is the strike price, you'll get some money back? ("verbleibt hier ein geringer Restwert")
>A small residual value remains

[Anonymous No.57964055]

>>57964024
Barrier options like for example on IG markets are easier to understand. The spread is clearly visible and easy to understand. You know exactly where the knockout and you don't have this bullshit strike + knockout split. And the finance costs also are more transparent (you either pay interest or receive (in case of shorts currently because of higher rates))

[Anonymous No.57964077]

does getting S&P 500, stoxx eu 600 and MSCI emerging markets cover me or am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.57964086]

>>57964077
>am I missing anything
Growth

[Anonymous No.57964095]

>>57964055
Barrier options are disallowed in NA due to their very high risk and deceptive marketing. It loons lije youre in EU, but still be careful

[Anonymous No.57964107]

>>57963753
ok saar i will do the needful and feed village
>>57963889
what happens when the maid flips?

[Anonymous No.57964108]

>>57964086
that's what the first one is for innit

[Anonymous No.57964117]

>>57964095
Yeah have heard something about that. US seems to prefer regular options. I do not as I don't want time to be my enemy. On the other hand scamwicks and stop losshunting is the risk with barriers.

[Anonymous No.57964129]

>Jaguar shutting down its car production shit by end of March 2024

giga bearish for car stocks?

[Anonymous No.57964176]

>>57964129
Not necessarily. Rover also died long ago. It is just british cars. Aston Martin has problems. Jaguar seems as you just posted it, too.

I like Aston Martin designs. If I had money to waste on a sportscar that isn't entirely sporty I'd probably buy an Aston Martin instead of Porsche, Ferrari or whatever. But they aren't profitable. Their hope is the MENA region basically, as arabs seem to still like those cars.

And in general the shift to SUV is crazy. SUV are in germany the most monthly new registered cars.

[Anonymous No.57964188]

>>57961251
Why? Because the buying agent picks whatever deal he gets paid more for. Because the "worse" company has a better payables policy. Because the "worse" company has better support/connections.
Have you ever worked in an office anon? Your investing will be better because of it.

[Anonymous No.57964196]

>Reports That BOJ To Offer Guidance On Bond Buying Pace Upon Ending YCC - Marketscreener

>Market dumps

[Anonymous No.57964201]

>*sniff*
>*sniff*
Smells like...

HEEM

[Anonymous No.57964278]

Is the bank run canceled?

[Anonymous No.57964296]

>>57964278
Its the final bounce before the plunge

[Anonymous No.57964297]

>>57963968
and i want everyone to think about the possible futures.
london supremacy
>eels for me, mealworms for thee
chinese supremacy
>you will learn from the labor of the ant, observe his live cycle as you nurture the colony
tel-aviv
>roaches for my roaches
washington supremacy
>freedom to eat any of the bugs in pic related
tokyo supremacy
>see above but raw
it's new dehli or dystopia and the picture gets clearer and clearer the more i think about it.

[Anonymous No.57964320]

>>57964297
Doesnt mean the dragonfly is homosexual. Some insects are designed to deposit semen in anything to increase their own reproductive rates. Its like blind firing from the hip

[Anonymous No.57964326]

>>57964297
oh, the list is from this article btw. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

[Anonymous No.57964333]

>Price of milk rising again

fuck I'm making puts

[Anonymous No.57964361]

>>57964077
>emerging markets
isnt this niggers and shit? or am I thinking emerging nations or something else

[Anonymous No.57964410]

>>57964361
it's china, india, south korea etc.
so yes but not betting on china seems foolish

[Anonymous No.57964446]

>>57964410
>betting on china

xi is going to fall out a window at any second

[Anonymous No.57964542]

>>57964296
AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57964694]

>>57961585
>turdcow
Sir...

[Anonymous No.57964721]

Am I allowed to buy Boeing right now or will my bepis get all twisted by the great money mommy in the sky?

[Anonymous No.57964728]

Shorting 2x AMD. I was too much of a pussy on Tesla. I need to correct that mistake with AMD.

[Anonymous No.57964742]

>yinn
What happened to China to make it legally required to go up again? Optimism that deflation is over?

[Anonymous No.57964754]

>>57961218
ogreanon is priced out

[Anonymous No.57964777]

whos buying tiktok when they inevitably get

>banned

[Anonymous No.57964778]

When's CPI coming out?

[Anonymous No.57964792]

>>57964778
2 more hours.

[Anonymous No.57964806]

Powell: Rates raised to 5.50 -5.75, no further questions. Bye.

[Anonymous No.57964811]

What happens if cpi is 3.1? Or higher? AI bubble pops?
I have shares in TSMC
What happens with BTC? Dumps?

[Anonymous No.57964821]

>>57964778
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57964841]

>>57964811
We'll probably pump despite there not being any disinflation despite it being repeated over and over. The fact they expect it to be 3,1% itself is an insult. They certainly raised that estimate after 3,1% in jan which was estimated to be 2,9%.

[Anonymous No.57964860]

Gold to 3000 is inevitable

The confiscation of Russian wealth denominated in dollars has destroyed trust in US debt as a safe haven asset. India & China are massive gold bugs and all foreign central banks are buying gold in record quantities as a hedge against the dollar.

The manipulation in us denominated gold is on it's last legs now as arbitrage opportunities arise vs the Chinese gold exchange. Comex will eventually run out of gold if this keeps up.

[Anonymous No.57964862]

>>57964841
Market goal posts are more flexible than an 18 year old gymnast trying out "modeling"

[Anonymous No.57964875]

>>57964860
>manipulation

[Anonymous No.57964884]

It's over

[Anonymous No.57964896]

>>57964875
I'd rather be on the side of central banks

[Anonymous No.57964909]

>>57964860
>The confiscation of Russian wealth denominated in dollars has destroyed trust in US debt as a safe haven asset
Maybe among the """"rootless cosmopolitan"""" crowd, but for countries that don't imminently plan on whimsically invading their neighbors, US debt is as safe as it gets. It's kind of like how criminal blacks are the ones most afraid of the police. They hem and haw and fall all over themselves pretending cops are gonna kill them CUZ DEY BLAKKK, but in reality, they're fucking criminals. If you aren't a criminal, 99.999% of the time you've got nothing to worry about from the cops. I personally haven't been so much as pulled over in almost a decade.

With US debt, it's the same thing: mostly criminals and bad actors trying to undermine faith in the guardrails purely out of myopic self interest.

[Anonymous No.57964916]

>>57964860
Probably more a case of no one really trusting the Yuan

[Anonymous No.57964928]

>>57964909
>half the world not trusting your currency is a GOOD thing

[Anonymous No.57964935]

>>57964909
>With US debt, it's the same thing: mostly criminals and bad actors trying to undermine faith in the guardrails purely out of myopic self interest.
which makes sense when you look at the countries that make up BRICS.

[Anonymous No.57964947]

>>57964860
Lol, Lmao even

[Anonymous No.57964948]

>>57964361
Yuros, yes.

[Anonymous No.57965012]

The permabobos have capitulated. Buy buy buy, new paradigm!!!

[Anonymous No.57965031]

>>57964928
Imagine being so selfish that you promote a disintegration in the world order simply on the hope that a handful of shiny rocks you keep in your dresser will significantly appreciate in value. I don't know how to interact with bugs like you. It's like you're a different subspecies of human, equally devoid of moral and qualm, interested only in your own self-advancement.

[Anonymous No.57965041]

>another day
>another upcoming recession indicator

[Anonymous No.57965061]

Much higher for much longer

[Anonymous No.57965075]

>>57965061
bullish

[Anonymous No.57965105]

I put a long on today openning of natgas

Im curently happy

[Anonymous No.57965122]

why isn't the entire market long Bitcoin ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57965127]

>>57965061
funny thing is who is actually asking for lower rates? the stock market is booming at these rates, business is carrying on. who is actually asking for a rate cut?

[Anonymous No.57965136]

>>57965127
people who want to move houses. the entire market is frozen because nobody wants to sell their 3% rate mortgages.

[Anonymous No.57965139]

>>57962265
this makes me feel better about losing chump change as practice
paper trading is bullshit

[Anonymous No.57965142]

>>57965136
and that's a reason to lower rates? makes no sense. that's probably the worst reason to lower rates because it will put the accelerator down on shelter inflation which is like 30% of CPI

[Anonymous No.57965147]

>>57965136
>>57965142
..and yeah I realize you are just answering my question and that is the people who want lower rates, but, I'm just saying how stupid it is to lower rates right now and why it would even be on the table

[Anonymous No.57965156]

>>57961983
>I will NOT be mentioning what race they were, to avoid further negatively stereotyping a certain group of ppl

[Anonymous No.57965157]

>>57965142
see, boomers both tend to vote and also tend to own more than 1 property. why would they care about the accelerator pedal?

[Anonymous No.57965166]

>>57965156
I am so jaded by 4chan that I originally read that as a troll post but who knows maybe it was genuine kek

[Anonymous No.57965167]

>>57965127
banks

all the screeching is literally banks

[Anonymous No.57965178]

>>57964909
>that don't imminently plan on whimsically invading their neighbors
Shalom, it's not like the middle east is pretty much at the opposite end of the world for the US

[Anonymous No.57965179]

>>57961983
>hooded young men

[Anonymous No.57965196]

LiDAR stocks are rallying a bit I'm going to get AEVA because its apparently 70% undervalued

[Anonymous No.57965198]

>>57965167
that must be it, banks. bunch of silly billies with duration risks and delinquent commercial property loans that are piling up. a lot of commercial property ARMs haven't even adjusted yet, the building rate where I work adjusts middle of next year.

[Anonymous No.57965212]

>>57965167
>>57965127
Banks and politicians as you can clearly hear in the senate hearing of Powell. They also ALL dislike Basel III as they don't want banks to have more reserves. Why would they? doesn't matter if banks crash, they'll be saved or slurped

[Anonymous No.57965216]

>>57962293
i think the only useful thing to come out of AI is the photos like this

[Anonymous No.57965230]

Boeing is desparate.

[Anonymous No.57965250]

>>57965230
there was another major incident with 50+ injured too a plane almost crashed but the pilot saved it

surprised it's not cratering in premarket

[Anonymous No.57965254]

>>57965230
>send out the fiduciary squad

[Anonymous No.57965258]

>>57965250
ey yo mr white

[Anonymous No.57965274]

>>57965230
>>57965250
not sure i'd want to profit from that

[Anonymous No.57965289]

>>57965274
People were profiting all the time off them making shitplanes

[Anonymous No.57965303]

>>57965250
Oh wow it's another episode of No One Knows How Planes Work So They Just Blame Boeing

[Anonymous No.57965344]

>Yes! Hello! I want to speak with Mr. Market right now!
>My clients need him to dump already! They are mad they missed out on SPY 360!
>Well yes I did buy in it was obviously the bottom...
>No I will not wait the market has nearly doubled they're priced out!
>...
>Okay I'll wait.
>*CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER~*

[Anonymous No.57965345]

>>57965303
>No mention of turbulence
>Requires an investigation
Boeing executives on suicide watch (literally)

[Anonymous No.57965353]

>>57965303
If it's their attitude control system again then yeah it's their fault. That was so poorly designed and failed enough times in the past expecting it to have failed again isn't crazy.

[Anonymous No.57965363]

>>57965166
Then go one somewhere you normie fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.57965368]

>>57965353
the problem with boeing is that it is a strategically important company in a duopoly market with a shitton of military contracts. you can't price it normally.

[Anonymous No.57965377]

>>57965353
>attitude control system again
Oh look someone who doesn't understand what MCAS is or why the Lion Air and Ethiopian planes crashed, shocker

[Anonymous No.57965384]

>>57965377
you type like a faggot

[Anonymous No.57965392]

>>57965377
Yeah yeah skilled pilots can overcome the faults and bad marketing. They're still faults.

[Anonymous No.57965411]

>>57965250
>>57965303
Sounds like the autopilot computer just died and somewhere along the line it defaulted to 0 feet
Very cool Boeing

[Anonymous No.57965414]

>>57965384
And you type like a shill

>>57965392
MCAS could be overridden by the pilots by design, and was apparently so mild even test pilots couldn't tell the difference with or without it. Turns out those Indonesian and Ethiopian pilots were just shitty.

[Anonymous No.57965425]

>>57965411
Source? Also autopilot failing is literally made a non-issue by having.... real pilots. Did you know they used to hand fly planes 100% of the time? Wild right

[Anonymous No.57965445]

>>57965031
Cut it out with the anti-semetic remarks

[Anonymous No.57965454]

>>57965425
They told them to hire a bunch of Yeagers but they thought they said NIGGERS and here we are.

[Anonymous No.57965470]

>>57964860
Not surprising since they aren't really allowed to invest in anything other than scam ponzi apartments in ghost cities.

[Anonymous No.57965477]

Baker?

[Anonymous No.57965478]

>>57965368
Even wikipedia is faulting them bitches. Boeing along with much of this era needs to die or at the least dwindle to insignificance do to poor decisions.

Maybe they can unfuck themselves when we get them in the confederacy. All of their major offices will be in Confi territory (washington state,texas, misso, etc.

Haven't look but I imagine is being Ran by retarded boomer(s), some inept woman, or some nepo of an edomite.Boomer,DEI, edo or sayanim

[Anonymous No.57965483]

>>57965425
Just my interpretation from what the captain said, describing that all gauges "blacked out", since it's a glass cockpit, you can deduce that it's a computer or electrical issue, as it was midflight they were likely on autopilot, and that's also why he could recover it quickly again
Far from lethal, but it's not a good look for Boeing

[Anonymous No.57965491]

>>57965345
Someone needs to make an allegations that Boeing execs don't use Boeing planes for travel.

[Anonymous No.57965516]

>>57965478
Is this Baggie posting without his trip?

[Anonymous No.57965529]

>>57965478
I spent two weeks arguing back and forth with Wikipedia editors about the 737 MAX article because they simply refused to include the specific phrase "pilot error" in the article even though there's abundant evidence of it. What a surprise, Wikipedia editors are pozzed as fuck and can't figure out how to avoid injecting their opinions into mundane articles.

[Anonymous No.57965558]

>>57965529
Wiki is a sad state of affairs. It’s hard to compete with the “organized forces” lead by a certain countries IDF

>>57965516
No not baggit I am the schizo line anon

[Anonymous No.57965562]

new
>>57965560
>>57965560
>>57965560

[Anonymous No.57965739]

>>57965558
wikipedia's goal was always to rewrite history

[Anonymous No.57966577]

>>57965425
>Source? Also autopilot failing is literally made a non-issue by having.... real pilots.
787s are fly by wire, retard

[Anonymous No.57966732]

>>57961983
>East Bay
Kek