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Day 963 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k

>> No.57952880
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57952880

>>57952690
Bitcoin has reached new highs.
Snail has dollar signs in his eyes.
He believes his own lies.

>> No.57952891

cute

>> No.57952909

>>57952690
You missed a few days. Your "every day" is just a lie at this point

>> No.57953111

>>57952909
Hey now. Snailanon may be a liar and a phony, but he’s doing God’s work.

>> No.57953129

>>57952690
You're almost free

>> No.57954511

IT'S STILL NOT $100k FUCK YOU SNAIL
AND IT WILL NEVER BE

>> No.57954535
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57954535

>>57954511
give it a few weeks

>> No.57954641

>>57954535
All I know is that it's west of someplace called evergreen mills, and it's well-hidden in some sort of garage, but I'll find it. I have to. It's so close, but that's the story of bitcoin, isn't it? An eternity of "almost theres."

>> No.57954662

>>57954511
slow and steady wins the race. slow and steady

>> No.57954692

fuck bitcoin when alts coins???

>> No.57954697

hello smelly nigger
I love you

>> No.57954723

my reaction to this
https://vocaroo.com/1jdOhATXChxg

>> No.57954738

>>57952690
i'll miss you lilbro

>> No.57954776
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57954776

>>57952690

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude you're wailing away snail broooo. Maaaaaan I never seen you move so fast, absolutely awesome my dude!

>> No.57954781
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57954781

>>57952690
bless you snail bro

>> No.57954928

>>57954692
Never, people are buying BTC through the ETFs, there is no ramp from ETFs to shitcoins. You scammer scumbags destroyed three cycles with your rugpulls and fake exchanges. Your day is over. You will die in poverty, alone and unloved. No one will remember your name. This is the future you chose.

>> No.57955012
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57955012

>>57952690
i am with you mumen rider

>>57952909
>>57954511
>>57954692
>>57952880
kys

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57955075

>>57952690
All in BITX. Finally I'm making it my 3rd bull run.

>> No.57955223

>>57952690
My brain must like big round numbers, but it decided that BTC would hit 100K after exactly 1000 days of snailposting.
So now every time I see this post, I go
> Oh cool, only 37 days left.
And then I catch myself.
> Wait no that does make any sense.
Or does it.

>> No.57955262
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57955262

>>57952690

Only a few days to go, you are doing god's work

>> No.57955388

>>57952880
My favorite food is fries
Raping bears is kinda nice
Suck on DEEZ NUTS - cool as ice

>> No.57955834

>>57955223
Holy shit… halving is in 36 days, it is written

>> No.57955984
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>> No.57957061

>>57952690
Soon, your job here will be done.

>> No.57957957

>>57952690
What are you going to do after 100k snailbro?

>> No.57958017

>>57952690
Wednesday April 14. will be 1000 days snail bro. unless…..

>> No.57958997
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57958997

>>57952690
Do snails have any fuckable holes?

>> No.57959576

>>57952690
Soon my snail fren.

>> No.57961451

cute

>> No.57961788

>>57952690
you know something is up when it turns out to be exactly 1000 days in the end.

>> No.57961792

>>57957957
snailpost until it hits $1m I guess

>> No.57961890

>>57952690
holy shit, bro, you're actually going to do it

>> No.57962074

>>57958997
any hole is fuckable depending on the proportion of your penis size and the holes size

-t original & retired snail haiku guy (i cannot come up with further good haikus, the ones of the last few months have been inferior copycats)

>> No.57962144
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57962144

Dogecoin!

>> No.57962307

>>57962074
oh, beautiful snail
many wet fuckable holes
en route to hundred

>> No.57962602

>>57958997
yes it's called a snussy

>> No.57963226
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57963226

>>57962144
i prefer other dogcoins, mostly cuz of the annoying and borderline psycothic level of threads about these coins on /biz/ and other sites, like it's like there's an elitism for no fucking reason
i can't talk about vinu and get called a retard or mongolian
like mf i'm just talking about a coin that worked for me and that i personally think it has potential, fuck off

>> No.57963444

>>57952690
Snailposter what will you do when btc breaks 100k in 3.5 weeks? Will you snail post until 200k?

>> No.57963542

>>57963226

I'm certainly not opposed to investing in other dog coins.

>> No.57963551
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57963551

>>57952690
almost there snailposter
soon

>> No.57964401
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57964401

>>57952690
The end is nigh. picrel.

>> No.57964552

>>57952690
You will be missed snailbro

>> No.57964559

>>57954535
Like 2 more?

>> No.57964654

Imagine if it hit 100k on the 1000th day

>> No.57964855
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57964855

>>57952690
Good morning sers. Plebbit snail here
Day 5 plebbit snailposting until plebbit hits 1b within 3 years. Screencap this

>> No.57964897

>>57952909
Where is your proof? Do a video proving it/ actual post with proof or stfu btfo and go start sucking dicks for $20 a pop

>> No.57966096
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57966096

its not happening

>> No.57967210

>>57954928
Based. Total shitcoin death.

>> No.57967303

>>57952690
72k stable coin

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57967332

>>57952690

>> No.57968823

>>57962602
I can’t wash the stink of snussy off my dick.