/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57943855]

Fire sale on anime wives

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for nVidia Nicholases
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

>Previous
>>57942160

[Anonymous No.57943864]

>>57943855
Piss butt also shit and cum

[Anonymous No.57943870]

Basically I will be trading leveraged CFDs on the zinc/natgas ratio

[Anonymous No.57943875]

How we eating this monday? Hopefully we pump and I get to eat the good pasta today.

[Anonymous No.57943878]

>>57943855
Anons get in here before we hit reddit and twitter

https://dexscreener.com/solana/jaj94ye1awstrkmv1pymkrgfqsrtpnzcgf8pydrwdchq

[Anonymous No.57943883]

>>57943875
Too much seasoning

[Anonymous No.57943882]

Nasdaq futes poomping from lows

Lets go

[Anonymous No.57943887]

>stock market
Rigged.
>yields
Rigged.
>inflation
Rigged.
>GDP
Rigged.
>jobless claims
Rigged.
>job market
Rigged.
>dating market
Rigged.
>legal system
Rigged.
>elections
Rigged.

Has there ever been a faker or gayer society on all of planet earth than the one we suffer under today?

[Sloorper (fuck jannies) No.57943907]

>>57943875
luv me pasta
luv me sauce
luv me cheese
simple as bruv

[Anonymous No.57943914]

Bros what are markets doing right now, why did Japan shit down?

>>57943855
Man I wish my head is buried in between giant tits like those right now

[Anonymous No.57943925]

>>57943875
You know why people like this look unattractive? Not just the face but also the hair? It looks like a baby.

[Anonymous No.57943966]

Between the searches for musclegirls, my stock research, and the Age of Aquarius song tonight, the ads presented to me are fucking wild right now.

[Anonymous No.57943967]

Oracle calls or puts, bros?

[Anonymous No.57943968]

Gold better open above 2200

[Anonymous No.57943973]

Let's have a little craziness this week. Plus or minus at least 2% one day. Some fun would be nice.

[Anonymous No.57943983]

BTFP ends today

[Anonymous No.57943985]

You can’t inflate your way out of deflation, as Japan is soon to prove to us all. Abenomics was always snake oil.

[Anonymous No.57943986]

>>57943967
MDB drilled. If Oracle can jab at them somehow they'll pump. I doubt they have any sort of AI infra (at this point apart from suing people I don't know what Oracle does anymore).

[Anonymous No.57944005]

>>57943772
>>57943813
Should I sell at open? Should I hold till Friday? Maybe even roll? What’s the move gentleman

>t. I bought calls on the NVDA dip. 910 strike 3/15 down 50%

[Anonymous No.57944006]

>>57943967
Put the updown lines of Oracle and IBM on top of each other.
decide whether it looks like one line is lagging behind the other line or if one is doing the opposite of the other.

[Anonymous No.57944014]

I sold COST puts for 727 expiring this Friday from this past Monday.

What should I do. Getting kinda sweaty, I'm under water

[Sloorper (fuck jannies) No.57944016]

>>57944005
I think you're fucked famalam.

[Anonymous No.57944028]

>>57943983
I'm gonna be fucking mad if it ends up being yet another 2 more weeks nothingburger

[Anonymous No.57944041]

>>57943985
Isn't japan using negative interest rates to encourage people to spend money and promote inflation?

[Anonymous No.57944043]

anime sluts

[Anonymous No.57944046]

>>57944014
sold as in you gotta buy it back soon? you should learn to not write options on your stock. high risk for small % gain.

[Anonymous No.57944051]

anime feet inside of my mouth

[Anonymous No.57944061]

>>57944041
They will ultimately fail.

[Anonymous No.57944069]

>>57944041
but they don't. It only benefits companies exporting.

[Anonymous No.57944072]

>>57944014
ooo that's lookin ugly
sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.57944073]

I'm thinking of putting all my money into Microsoft instead of an Index Fund. I mean.. they're too big to fail, right? I also feel like they're going to be one of the AI leaders since Google fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.57944076]

I have been active in japanese business for longer than some of you have been alive
all of a sudden japan is hot news and I see so many retarded takes it's painful to read

[Anonymous No.57944081]

>>57944076
Tell us about the three arrows and virtuous inflation.

[Anonymous No.57944083]

>>57944073
That would be very risky. Even if Microsoft doesn't fail, the stock could still be a bad long-term investment.

[Anonymous No.57944082]

God Bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57944088]

>>57944076
Just because your mom bought you Dragon Ball Z and Naruto merch does not mean you were involved in Japanese business.

[Anonymous No.57944096]

>>57944088
Let me tell you about GDP

[Anonymous No.57944100]

>>57944083
>>57944073
its not risky at all. but id say you want like 3 stocks instead of just msft desu.

[Anonymous No.57944102]

>>57944083
Even relative to index funds and hoping for around 6% apy?
I suppose Windows 12 and their push for people having Microsoft accounts makes me a little nervous, but I trust that they will respond to the negative feedback before things get out of hand.

[Anonymous No.57944103]

>>57944073
why focus on one stock when you can focus on all the stocks!!!

[Anonymous No.57944104]

>>57944076
Buddy look at Capcom Computer

[Anonymous No.57944109]

>>57944103
That's exhausting; I already have a day job where I work 44+ hours a week.
>>57944100
>3 stocks
This sounds like a good compromise -- and I suppose I'll drop something like $100k into an index fund.

[Anonymous No.57944111]

>>57944014
post the gore please

[Anonymous No.57944134]

[Anonymous No.57944138]

>>57944100
>>57944102
Having 100% of your retirement savings in one stock is definitely risky. You'd be taking a lot of idiosyncratic risk unnecessarily. With retirement savings, you want reliable returns over several decades, not a single lottery ticket.

[Anonymous No.57944140]

>>57944073
Google is equally too big to fail but you said they fucked it up apparently. I actually liked geminis chat function. I guess they nigged the image generator with the prompt insertion shit.
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.57944142]

[Anonymous No.57944148]

>>57944088
I have made 8 figures usd by convincing japanese business owners to lever up their business in return for equity

[Anonymous No.57944153]

>>57944142
(you)

[Anonymous No.57944159]

>>57944153
Did I touch a soft spot?

[Anonymous No.57944161]

>>57944073
...why not Nvidia instead? Now that's a stock too big to fail right now.

[Anonymous No.57944162]

Sell Nvidia??

[Anonymous No.57944165]

>>57944138
>. With retirement savings, you want reliable returns over several decades, not a single lottery ticket.
he didnt mention retirement savings anyway but even then no. a retirement is meant to grow otherwise you lost, not be "savings". all your funds should be targeting max growth. how is msft 100% risky? he could under perform the market but thats not risk. he just gets a weaker return.

[Anonymous No.57944173]

>>57944073
You should go all in to something that's actually guaranteed to go up forever, like XOM

[Anonymous No.57944176]

What's happening with Nvidia and AMD? Should I sell?

[Anonymous No.57944193]

>>57944173
>Imagine being long oil
We are going into hemp based replacements for plastics
We are going to use other energy sources
Carbon scrubbing just adds to costs
There's no way oil reliance only gets worse.

[Anonymous No.57944209]

>>57944193
>>57944173
I'll be going long on OXY because of their zero carbon ammonia production, thanks

[Anonymous No.57944232]

>>57944142
I was a perma-bear 20 years ago, and yeah.., mostly because I was a loser that still lost money even in bull markets. Envy can brew some rather severe cognitive dissonance.

[Anonymous No.57944233]

>>57944165
>he didnt mention retirement savings
He said "all my money."
>a retirement is meant to grow otherwise you lost, not be "savings".
Savings is simply what it is. You're definitely right that it's meant to grow.
>he could under perform the market but thats not risk. he just gets a weaker return.
Poor investment returns over decades is a risk because it will have a large impact on his lifestyle in old age.

Check out the research of Hendrik Bessembinder at Arizona State University. Stock returns are very skewed: most stocks perform worse than cash! Most of a stock index fund's performance over time is driven by a small handful of stocks that do very well, so diversification is very valuable.

[Anonymous No.57944250]

>>57943986
Not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.57944256]

>>57944193
lol

[Anonymous No.57944258]

Ah, guten morgen, freunde. It is a wonderful sunny day in Frankfurt so let's hope for a profitable day of exchanging das finanzpapiere, ja?

[Anonymous No.57944260]

>>57944193
>We are going into hemp based replacements for plastics
actually based

[Anonymous No.57944310]

>>57944258
We are going to crash your stupid fucking economy

Btw, did any of you hear about the helium they found? Anyone know of any plays with that? Sounds like a lot of high quality helium but the company that mined it isn’t public. I don’t know who owns the land either or who they might sell to.

[Anonymous No.57944323]

>>57944258
>Hans, neiiiiiiiiiin...!

[Anonymous No.57944336]

>>57944142
this but unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kdH3JuK_Po

[Anonymous No.57944342]

>>57944258
thats not german
>>57944310
>>57944323
dumbasses

[Anonymous No.57944371]

>>57944336
hey! I love their Lazy Eye song

[Anonymous No.57944387]

>>57944323
Was ist das? Ack...

[Anonymous No.57944444]

>>57944371
i personally brought back converse shoes in the bay area in the early aughts and am therefore responsible for the aesthetics in this video, the eventual nationwide trend, and thusly the continued survival of skechers (TICKER SKX). this story, although it sounds fantastic, is 100% true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XN0NtrnfMY

[Anonymous No.57944508]

>>57944323
Hey I got one of those

[Anonymous No.57944577]

>>57944508
Also got one. But don't know the amount anymore and not gonna look it up.

That's not the money itself. It's like a cheque. You go to the Reichsbankhauptkasse and they will give you the money upon turning that in.

kek >>57944508
2 million vs >>579443235 50 trillion

[Anonymous No.57944610]

>>57944577
>/smg/ poster has 25,000,000x whatever I managed to have
Yeah, sounds about right

[Anonymous No.57944689]

slurping NVDA today

[Anonymous No.57944758]

>>57944444
checked

[Anonymous No.57944767]

>>57944014
Not good.

I know the strategy of buying a stock, holding and selling calls as a timebeneficial/decay shortposition. But selling puts on a stock that is THAT high on earnings week appears very risky.
People here say shorting indices is risky. I think selling puts on a stock is riskier depending on the stock.

Anyways, it is looking bad for you. And from my experience, the market is not rational nor does it really care about data, except for when it is some kind of "gear-breaking"-data that shifts sentiment. And this might have happened last week. Time is also important. Start or end of month, Start of year, start of Q. And march just started

[Anonymous No.57944787]

Everybody right 15 min premarket open at the same time thought to buy. Get the hell outta here, fuckin bot bullshit. It's actually sickening to watch that thing.

[Anonymous No.57944817]

>>57944787
where can you see that?

[Anonymous No.57944856]

And so it begins

[Anonymous No.57944859]

>>57944817
See what exactly? The chart or bots? I don't see them. I just like to rant.

Chart is IG (markets)

And now DAX went straight back down, below 700 lol

[Anonymous No.57944873]

>>57944142
>US life expectancy trending down
>US personal unhappiness polling at all time highs
>trust in US institutions polling at all time lows
Whatever glow in the dark communist fifth column piece of shit made that image is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.57944879]

Maybe those fuckin insurance companies in the DAX are finally cracking.

[Anonymous No.57944890]

>>57944787
Fuck am looking at the dax? I've felt like it's somehow faker and gayer than the US but that's just from eyeballing it with post bacon burger clarity; I'd love to hear more

[Anonymous No.57944901]

>Swiss SECO Consumer Confidence Feb: -42.3% (Prev -41.0%)

Swiss can be unhappier than germans? (assuming this goes from -100 to +100)

[Anonymous No.57944922]

>>57944873
Need a blue filter please

[Anonymous No.57944924]

>>57944758
noticing digits is important and a core pillar of our unique culture. thanks for being a great poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cy9a8Gaok

[Anonymous No.57944927]

>>57944890
There's no need to meddle with EU stocks. They are copying the US to a large degree. But sometimes with a retarded delay. You know, you watch the US and think
>this isn't going higher
>short EU
>suddenly EU pumps while US is flat or down
US is the prime market. EU is a shitcoin. UK is the only legitimate market that has its own will.

[Anonymous No.57944944]

How many time is nasdaq going to double top before it finally goes down?

[Anonymous No.57944946]

>>57944890
I'd actually would prefer to short the US if it wasn't for the fact the US market is a pensionfund/system and the fuckin TECH in the S&P.
Russell though seems appealing.

[Anonymous No.57944973]

Why is Nvidia trading like a shitcoin right now?

[Anonymous No.57944981]

Now type that without crying

[Anonymous No.57945013]

Publicly traded companies were a mistake. The competency crisis rises while key engineering positions are shoehorned with diversity hires

[Anonymous No.57945065]

>>57945013
I was laid off for being white last year. Only the chink spies are left now. If only you knew how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.57945073]

I like to trade forex and I'm having a great time
(still not profitable)

[Anonymous No.57945079]

>>57944973
what is used for shitcoin mining?

[Anonymous No.57945098]

>>57944973
word is out that intel has achieved ai anime tomboy supremacy and it's conceivable that ai anime mommies are next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

[Anonymous No.57945133]

took some bitcoin profits
I have 70k
what buy

[Anonymous No.57945173]

>Look at stocks
>Go back to bed

[Anonymous No.57945180]

guys, I'm starting to feel bad for selling most of my Palantir bags in 2023. /smg/ told me Palantir was a shit company and a reddit meme stock yet the few shares I have left in my portfolio massive outperform everything else.

[Anonymous No.57945206]

Nvidia is affecting my mental state rn

[Anonymous No.57945312]

>>57945206
It might rebound in a day or two just relax. If it doesn't by wedensday idk what to tell you. I'm not touching anything until I see clear movement in one direction or the other.

[Anonymous No.57945332]

Read an article title about czech republic hitting inflation goal. Thought
>??? did they raise it or what?
Picrel explains, lol.

[Anonymous No.57945362]

>>57945312
>>57945206
Can't guarantee anything but it still looks great on a long technical level. Wouldn't enter it now, but it's a definite hold. The best times to enter were Dec 18, Jan 8, and Feb 22. Anyone in it should have already taken some profits on the way up and just let it run.

[Anonymous No.57945378]

>>57945332
Keep in mind with those articles, it's talking about the RATE of inflation. Everyone these is still living with 16% higher shit permanently. This is the "transient" inflation Powell was talking about; the rate did eventually go back to normal

[Anonymous No.57945423]

>>57945362
I mean the best time to enter would've been 3 years ago but that anon probably needs to see some upturn before this friday if you catch my drift.
The trend looks good but there's bound to be a downside at some point. Unless there isn't and they have a stock split. Who the fuck knows anymore.

[Anonymous No.57945454]

>>57945423
I mean, even the monthly chart makes my dick hard. I should trade weekly and monthly come to think of it

[Anonymous No.57945557]

Anonbros, what do you think about INTEL? Should I continue holding it?

[Anonymous No.57945585]

>>57944233
>Stock returns are very skewed: most stocks perform worse than cash
literally meaningless when there are tons of stocks that arent even considered high quality. any company can go public that odesnt mean it does well. you are a midwit if you take that statement seriously.

[Anonymous No.57945595]

>>57945557
When did you buy?

[Anonymous No.57945596]

>>57945557
>INTCel
Kek.

[Anonymous No.57945599]

SAP is healing

[Anonymous No.57945600]

Should I buy the dip before market open or should I wait?

[Anonymous No.57945615]

>>57945595
like 4 or 5 days ago

[Anonymous No.57945636]

>>57945600
You already missed the dip.

[Anonymous No.57945640]

>>57945600
Benisumomo would buy at open

[Anonymous No.57945644]

>>57945600
I unironically think the market is crashing this week. This is based on nothing besides the feeling in my balls.

[Anonymous No.57945655]

>>57945644
>This is based on nothing besides the feeling in my balls.
Base it on the full moon / purim / solar eclipse happening this weekend

[Anonymous No.57945670]

>>57945644
market isn't even at ATH adjusted for inflation. I don't think there'll be a major correction till September

[Anonymous No.57945691]

>>57945615
On the daily chart it looks bullish, on the weekly, it looks crab but after a bearish cross. So I mean if you're long, it might still go your way, but if you hold it for like 10 days it might be painful

[Anonymous No.57945707]

nvda 1000 EOD?

[Anonymous No.57945710]

>>57945644
Your testicles are incorrect.

[Anonymous No.57945740]

>>57945670
What would that be? The ATH? I never really considered it, but I think such a thing brings the meme graph back into play kek

[Anonymous No.57945744]

>>57945655
>>57945670
>>57945710
Markets will open and be a bloodbath, circuit breakers trip tomorrow. Ignore my balls at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.57945761]

>>57945644
I think it's going to crash today, but my penis thinks April.

[Anonymous No.57945807]

There is an extremely bullish setup on the zinc/natgas 4h right now

[Anonymous No.57945892]

Put your arms up /biz!

[Anonymous No.57945981]

>>57945710
Reminder that we are losing our gains and occupying stolen Native American land.

[Anonymous No.57946009]

>>57945981
The Natives willingly traded it for stupid shit like shiny beads and alcohol.

[Anonymous No.57946047]

>>57946009
why didnt they long gold?

[Anonymous No.57946054]

>bitcoin pumping
yeah the stock market is 100% crashing today

[Anonymous No.57946104]

>>57946054
Why can we trade futures when we have none

[Anonymous No.57946140]

>>57945761
It's absolutely remarkable to me that the average normalfag doesn't realize just how blatantly racist this is.

[Anonymous No.57946174]

>>57946009
Yes and all the slave owners as well as the slave trade was organized, executed and maintained by jews.

[Anonymous No.57946215]

>>57945981
All land and no land is stolen anon. The only way we can truly make up for our sins is to give the land back to the rightful owners, the dinosaurs.

[Anonymous No.57946217]

>>57943983
What you shorting

[Anonymous No.57946254]

>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for December was revised down by 43,000, from +333,000 to +290,000, and the change for January was revised down by 124,000, from +353,000 to +229,000. With these revisions, employment in December and January combined is 167,000 lower than
previously reported.

>Health care added 67,000 jobs in February, above the average monthly gain of 58,000 over the prior 12 months.
>Government employment rose by 52,000 in February, about the same as the prior 12-month averagegain (+53,000).

>Are undocumented immigrants counted in the surveys?
It is likely that both surveys include at least some undocumented immigrants. However, neither the
establishment nor the household survey is designed to identify the legal status of workers. Therefore,
it is not possible to determine how many are counted in either survey. The establishment survey does
not collect data on the legal status of workers. The household survey does include questions which identify the foreign and native born, but it does not include questions about the legal status of the foreign born.

Oopsie, haha

[Anonymous No.57946263]

>>57945981
>>57946009
>>57946215
Reading reverend insanity improved my comprehension of historical land ownership rights, justifications, and realities.

[Anonymous No.57946268]

>>57946254
America is such a mess kek

[Anonymous No.57946284]

>>57946254
Can we get a TLDR?

[Anonymous No.57946290]

This is a sign.

[Anonymous No.57946294]

>>57946254
My cousin today was telling me how the unemployment numbers are the best in history. I started to explain why those numbers are bullshit but stopped myself realizing he'd never get it. Just remember, if you post here you're by default smarter than 90% of the population unironically.

[Anonymous No.57946303]

>>57946284
>+50 more jobs revised
>most jobs healthcare +government
>illegals can be part of survey as no question about legal status

[Anonymous No.57946314]

>>57946303
>>57946284
+50%

[Anonymous No.57946332]

>>57946290
maybe Steiners counterpump will come through after all

[Anonymous No.57946407]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BROKER

[Anonymous No.57946423]

>>57946407
it means you're broke and it's over

[Anonymous No.57946438]

>>57945600
This was literally the only dip for the next 1-2 weeks.

>>57945707
1100

[Anonymous No.57946472]

>>57946140
Imagine saying it out loud. It's not that they don't know, they are cowards.
The country was 80% White in the 80s. The experience curve is going to lag demographics, even if people of brown didn't have a lower median age due to higher birthrates and immigration. Targeting the labor force to match current demographics will either eliminate experience or disenfranchise young White males. I don't see boomers volunteering to leave for the sake of equity but they do try to change jobs...
My point is fuck boomers, they tell their children to pull themselves up by the bootstraps after they gave our boots to ungrateful niggers

[Anonymous No.57946476]

>>57943855
>There is STILL a GME baggy thread

[Anonymous No.57946517]

>>57946472
It will eventually fix itself. No business can survive solely on good intentions. You're seeing the results with Boeing and the airlines. Planes that are built like shit and piloted by retards. These companies are going to have to face the facts one day if they want to stay competitive.

[Anonymous No.57946552]

>>57946517
An empire in decline.

[Anonymous No.57946643]

20k NVDA shares dumped in a minute, looks like an institution woke up

[Anonymous No.57946687]

>>57945585
No. You misunderstand how markets work. All investors see that an established company is an established company, so its stock is expensive; they also see that a crappy company is a crappy company, so its stock is cheap. So crappy companies and good companies are about equally good investments.

[Anonymous No.57946694]

Buy nvidia for 10k or pass?

[Anonymous No.57946697]

>>57946643
Sorry

[Anonymous No.57946699]

I just got inside word that this market is fake and gay.
Do with that information what you will.

[Anonymous No.57946724]

Spy to 530 by end of week?

[Anonymous No.57946736]

>>57946472
someone really went through the trouble of making that bullshit article ? kek

[Anonymous No.57946756]

>>57946694
Holy fuck is that real!?

[Anonymous No.57946763]

>50k dumped in 6 minutes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57946805]

What's a good hedge for someone anticipating a collapse of AI?

[Anonymous No.57946813]

>>57946805
According to some fucking retard, canned drinks that make you less drunk. Yeah that'll take off.

[Anonymous No.57946875]

I love how right at about the right arrow there was some MAJOR copper meeting, world copper council or whatever. Biggest miners and producers meet etc.

And projection also on other market info webpages was it would go to 50k on the chart, which is 5$ for real copper (don't know the measurement anymore).

Unironically just a few days/weeks prior to the dump.

Didn't find it but found GOLDMAN SACHS (as usual) with a wrng prediction:

>Frik Els | April 7, 2022 | 2:36 pm
>After a brief but glorious spike above $5 a pound, or $11,000 a tonne one month ago, copper prices have retreated, with New York futures trading either side of the $4.70 a pound ($10,362 a tonne) mark.

>Goldman also upped its three, six and 12 months price targets and now expects a new record high within three months and a steady climb in prices to $13,000 a tonne in a year’s time.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57946897]

>>57946805
I'll make sure to get some more SHOT. What about an undocumented migrant labor etf?

[Anonymous No.57946928]

>>57946875
How do they continually get it wrong?

[Anonymous No.57946948]

>>57946805
Well well well, if it isn't the most Jewish of all the bagglers that can baggle. Dirty baggie nigger baggot. Have you bought calls in NYCB yet?

[Anonymous No.57946951]

>>57946875
>>57946928
Never trust them. Too big to fail? No clue.

[Anonymous No.57946966]

alright /biz/ which bank will fail first after the cash titty is revoked.

[Anonymous No.57946980]

Fed to signal rate cuts

[Anonymous No.57946989]

>Hong Kong’s top market regulator proposed that China lower the threshold for investors to take part in the stock trading link as a way of boosting liquidity and trading
"We need more baggies"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57946990]

>>57946948
I have not. I'm trying to figure out my make smg great again portfolio. The first part is SHOT so that everyone can sober up. The second part is NVDA purs so people will stop jerking off to vtubers and cat girl pictures. Then I need a few more pieces to bring it all together.

[Anonymous No.57946994]

I'm going to buy Apple today. Seems oversold, will sell when it returns to the mean.

[Anonymous No.57947016]

>>57946875
Buying TGB now
10,000 shares

[Anonymous No.57947031]

>>57946989
A threshold of almost 70k USD to invest is pretty insane though, they want to lower it to 14k, still pretty high

[Anonymous No.57947038]

>>57946980
For what purpose? Economy grew at 3.2% last quarter

[Anonymous No.57947079]

[Anonymous No.57947091]

>>57946990
Ok, well do us all a favor and short it please.

[Anonymous No.57947093]

>>57947038
>For what purpose? Economy grew at 3.2% last quarter

[Anonymous No.57947108]

>>57947038
Line has to go up

[Anonymous No.57947130]

>>57946994
Why would it? They haven't grown revenue in years and missed the boat on AI.

[Anonymous No.57947134]

>>57946215
I really have no interest in making up for past sins. I’ll keep the land and continue to profit from it. It will be here long after I am dead and gone anyway. Long REITs.

[Anonymous No.57947140]

Mongolian Mining Corp is dumping even harder on the suspicion of accounting fraud, if it ain't that bad, it should be a tasty slurp in a few days

[Anonymous No.57947162]

Thoughts on PRSO

[Anonymous No.57947200]

>>57945761
Pay my neetbucks shanaynay and tyreek

[Anonymous No.57947209]

>>57946294
That doesn’t say much for the other 90% but I’m glad to be a part of this community.
>>57946407
If you’re not broke enough they are the people you pay to make you lose money. Hence the term broke. You should always look for a woman or POC to accelerate the process

[Anonymous No.57947255]

>>57946472
>beating a man to death with a hammer
In the engineering world we would call that “percussive maintenance”. They did overdue it though. The trick is to beat the object until it starts working again but not destroy it. Obviously not enough money was spent on these future engineers.

[Anonymous No.57947295]

>>57946472
Fake article. I don't know who is more pathetic: you who didn't fact check this screenshot or the creator of this image.

[Anonymous No.57947309]

All in SOXS, NVDS and FNGD
This gon b gud

[Anonymous No.57947316]

>>57947255
https://youtu.be/dEkOT3IngMQ?feature=shared&t=28

[Anonymous No.57947374]

Why is NVDA still dumping fuck fuck fuck fuck

[Anonymous No.57947395]

>Gold rising
>Iron ore dumping
>Futures dying

[Anonymous No.57947400]

>>57946476
there are still link and xrp threads what is your point

[Anonymous No.57947401]

>>57947374
>>57947395
Because it's over.

[Anonymous No.57947409]

The VIX rises.

[Anonymous No.57947415]

>>57947400
My point is that there is a lot of mental illness.

[Anonymous No.57947422]

Why shouldn't I just buy equal amounts of NVDL and NVDS?

[Anonymous No.57947423]

>>57947415
where do you think you are

[Anonymous No.57947426]

Just slurped that sweet NVDA dip.

[Anonymous No.57947434]

>>57947130
as the other stuff balloons up, people will start looking at apple as a cheaper stock (it is). It's at least oversold right now.

[Anonymous No.57947436]

>>57947374
500k+ NVDA shares traded in pre, it could really go either way upon open, last Friday around 750k traded in pre, and there's still over an hour before it opens
Steiners counterpump is pretty uncertain, but 20k volume just pumped it to 870 for a second, so it seems institutions may want to slurp too

[Anonymous No.57947452]

>>57947426
Kek - baggie

[Anonymous No.57947458]

Will nVidia pump this week?
USA market will open soonish smd the might pump as always so it may get much worse
Tomorrow is the CPI day

[Anonymous No.57947474]

>>57947415
GME has a p/e of -500, but have a market cap of $4 billion. How the fuck is that possible?

[Anonymous No.57947477]

>>57947458
The NVDA bubble's popped. Stock not needed.

[Anonymous No.57947480]

>>57947458
They might dump*

[Anonymous No.57947482]

>>57947458
It might dump a little today and tomorrow, but afterwards it's gonna pump.

[Anonymous No.57947488]

>>57947482
Source: My dad works at Nintendo.

[Anonymous No.57947496]

NVDA is destined to slice through 1k soon. it has been preordained by the powers that be.

Given this, he behooves you to buy any dip here.

[Anonymous No.57947513]

Dont look at the Nasdump futures sers

[Anonymous No.57947519]

>>57947496
Agreed, new mainstream articles already totting over $1000 PT.

Buy the dip or regret it.

[Anonymous No.57947520]

Comfy /laac/ holder here

[Anonymous No.57947529]

>>57947519
Sers, the news article says $1k! Do the needful.
>Meanwhile institutional dumps on your head.

[Anonymous No.57947550]

>>57947295
You're right, should have known they would never actually publish something that disparages their pet niggers but would engage in well-poisoning.

[Anonymous No.57947563]

>russell futures

uh guys....whats going on?

[Anonymous No.57947569]

>>57944927
>UK is the only legitimate market that has its own will.
FTSE is a joke. If you are new to investing don't bother with Nikkey, DAX, FTSE just buy US stock/ETF. All growth and investment are from US and thus stock performance reflects that. There is a reason companies outside of US list on NASDAQ (see ARM)

[Anonymous No.57947577]

WHY ARE WE DUMPING ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.57947581]

>>57947436
Covering puts

[Anonymous No.57947584]

>>57947563
Why are you focusing on the least relevant index that is dumping the least?

[Anonymous No.57947592]

>>57947529
I mean its always a risk but overall sentiment for the stock hasnt changed over one bad day.
We'll see what market open does but if it does sink lower on open I'm buying 03/15 calls.

[Anonymous No.57947598]

OPEN THE FACKIN MARKETS!!!

[Anonymous No.57947603]

>>57947569
>I specifically use the word market
>he advises me to buy US which I call pensionfund here >>57944946

[Anonymous No.57947607]

>>57947569
here are other stock market indexes for comparison

[Anonymous No.57947615]

Very niggerish price movement in pre-market

[Anonymous No.57947618]

>>57947584
Because look at what it's doing right now. What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.57947630]

>>57947577
Profit taking by smart people who know that markets are cyclical and they don’t stay parabolic very long

[Anonymous No.57947641]

>>57947618
>using Yahoo! Finance for charts
ngmi, get on TradingView nigger

[Anonymous No.57947652]

>>57947641
its moving the exact same way on there too, why is it happening?

[Anonymous No.57947672]

>>57947603
>he looks at that measly 600% return over a 30 year timeframe and believes UK market is good place to invest

[Anonymous No.57947677]

>>57947618
I don't know anything about trading futures so couldn't tell you, but that does look odd.

[Anonymous No.57947704]

>>57947672
He didn’t say that he said it was the most legitimate market least prone to monetary fuckery. But from an investment perspective maybe that’s not a good thing

[Anonymous No.57947711]

What a great night.

[Anonymous No.57947738]

>>57947569
>FTSE is a joke.
A lot of the companies pay divis which means less capital growth. But yeah, the UK is unloved.

[Anonymous No.57947753]

>in the clinic cause throat is fucked
>nurses are all 400 pounds
How
You work in Healthcare

[Anonymous No.57947792]

>>57947038
Line go up or gallows do. Your choice fedcoats.

[Anonymous No.57947793]

>>57947753
I'm sure people who work at the DMV are pretty awful drivers

[Anonymous No.57947797]

>>57947753
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.57947801]

>>57947753
In college - all babes
1st day of work - fake blonde, shorter hair, glasses and 35kg fat gain with no sign of stopping

[Anonymous No.57947817]

>>57947753
Nurses at clinics are nothing more than a secretaries that Google search symptoms. They are hardly considered "healthcare workers"

[Anonymous No.57947822]

>>57947672
I never said that. When I say legitimate market, I mean a market that isn't 90% linked to the US and a market that can go up and down and is no fuckin GIGAponzi.

[Anonymous No.57947825]

>>57947753
Get well Bro.

[Anonymous No.57947828]

Oh man I'm gonna lose a whole bunch of money today aren't I?

[Anonymous No.57947834]

>>57947753
who's dumber, the fools or the fools that follow the fools?

[Anonymous No.57947868]

>>57947834
Fools that follow the fools if they know there are other ways and choose to ignore them.

[Anonymous No.57947874]

Oh no no no, Boeing bros, not like this...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57947876]

>>57947834
I haven't been to a doctor in over 15 years. They don't fucking know nothing.

[Anonymous No.57947889]

Today probably flat and tomorrow slide to hell

[Anonymous No.57947903]

>>57947876

[Anonymous No.57947906]

>>57947874
wypipo don't strongly move they air busses.

[Anonymous No.57947910]

>>57947874
The way people report about airplanes just pisses me off. Journalists have no fucking idea how they work so they just scare people with spooky headlines. So many people still think those 737 Maxs that crashed just took off and immediately nose dived.

[Anonymous No.57947925]

>>57947652
what ticker are you looking at on TV?

[Anonymous No.57947937]

>>57947753
>how
Because when women feel like theyre doing something good, they feel like rewarding themselves. So as a nurse, this creates a viscious feedback loop, since they consider themselves to always be doing good because their job is to help people (lol). This manifests in 3 starbucks coffees a day and many little treats and snacks throughout the shift. By the end of their 12 hour shift theyve consumed about 5000 calories.

[Anonymous No.57947962]

>>57947876
Im never going to the doctor again. Especially since I can get all the drugs Id ever need off the dark web. Doctors are fucking useless.

[Anonymous No.57947967]

>>57947910
Personally I don't care, anything to help bring down these garbage ESG companies stock is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.57947978]

hong kong and copenhagen carrying this morning

[Anonymous No.57947987]

>>57947876
It's really funny having an obese nurse or doctor tell me that "3 eggs for breakfast is bad for me" as he holds my blood work showing low cholesterol and pants from the struggle of standing

[Anonymous No.57947998]

I bought a call on pbr. Expect it to be nationalized by eom.

[Anonymous No.57948008]

Why the fuck does CPI have to come out at 7:30am? The only real reason I can come up with is so that big money can front run the markets

[Anonymous No.57948013]

Does nvidia number go up today?

[Anonymous No.57948012]

>>57947987

[Anonymous No.57948030]

>>57948013
We crab

[Anonymous No.57948047]

>>57948013
yes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948057]

>>57948013
We'll close sub $800 because this post is dubz.

[Anonymous No.57948069]

>native French and German women for sure
Kek is this shit publicly traded? Everyone I know is sharing this type of shit. Even my wife who slapped me 5 years ago for saying "old negro spiritual" is saying the n-word. Can the new meta be shorting on anti-White news? What a time to be alive

[Sloorper (fuck jannies) No.57948105]

I will NOT be looking at my broker today. See you on tuesday after the pink wojaks subside.

[Anonymous No.57948106]

>>57948069
They are owned by VFC, but the stock doesn't seem very affected by their retardation

[Anonymous No.57948108]

>>57948069
>Even my wife who slapped me 5 years ago for saying "old negro spiritual"
I hope you had the balls to beat the shit out of her for this otherwise she's never going to respect you again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948130]

>>57948105
filtered

[Anonymous No.57948133]

If you are living&working in the west I hope you realise you are sustaining the rich relaxed lifestyle I have, all the rich people are living on islands and go to the beach every day eating nice food and having a fun life in the sun
Thank you, I would never want to live in your position lol

[Anonymous No.57948158]

...Why the fuck is the entire semi sector red right now? Who decided on March 8th 2024 that it's time to sell semis? I just don't buy it

[Anonymous No.57948161]

>>57948069
The 63 year old woman I work with busted out laughing when I made a very casual Jewish joke which I didn't even think she'd catch. Everyone to a certain extent is catching on to this shit and unapologetically making fun of it now. The entire leftist movement is fake and gay. There are are hardly any real people in their movement.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57948163]

>>57948130
You said you had already filtered me, but I know you can't live without me, you fag.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948166]

>>57948133
I hate the sun and the beach though. Why even bother making it if I have to spend all day sitting in the sun on a beach?

[Anonymous No.57948181]

>

[Anonymous No.57948188]

>>57948158
Hedge funds are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market value, so that THEY may survive.

[Anonymous No.57948189]

>>57948166
The beach is largely gay. I would like to see it outside my window when I'm playing vidya, but fuck roasting in the sun like a suckling pig. Get 15 minutes of sun a day and then go back inside.

[Anonymous No.57948206]

>>57948166
Good wagie

[Anonymous No.57948224]

>>57948188
More like they all bought a mountain of calls in the 800-850 range and cashed in on Friday

[Anonymous No.57948239]

>>57943855
I love 2D women so much
They’re perfect
Anyway, LET’S MAKE SOME MONEY TODAY NIGGERS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948242]

>>57948206
Enjoy your melanoma fag.

[Anonymous No.57948268]

OIL and NATGAS and URANIUM

[Anonymous No.57948272]

are there any publications with "morning reports" that sometimes recommend a short term buy, which usually skyrockets the first minutes of the markets open then fall down again during the day?

[Anonymous No.57948303]

>>57948272
Anything Cramer pumps

[Anonymous No.57948332]

>>57948272
bloomberg terminal perhaps but fuck that, I like stocktwits, twitter and you faggots.

[Anonymous No.57948333]

20 minutes bros

[Anonymous No.57948349]

if my semiconductor slop doesnt recover today im gonna kill myself

[Anonymous No.57948359]

>>57948349
Sers, this is a blue board okay?

[Anonymous No.57948362]

>>57948268
Anon, do you dabble in /cmmg/ as well?

[Anonymous No.57948365]

>>57948359
ok sorry sir

[Anonymous No.57948367]

>>57948349
still not selling my defense stocks

[Anonymous No.57948383]

>>57948349
Damn what did I miss
>>57948333
Checked

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948403]

This is the best week of the year where the markets are closed for 1 less hour than normal.

[Anonymous No.57948410]

>>57945761
Forcing white people to either become small business owners or join startups is based actually.

[Anonymous No.57948419]

there is no daylight savings where i live and i forgot the market opens in 15 mins. can amerifats stop moving clocks around?

[Anonymous No.57948431]

>>57948419
>stop moving clocks around
god I wish we'd end this tomfoolery

[Anonymous No.57948437]

>>57948419
Get the dick out of your mouth and pay attention

[Anonymous No.57948447]

>>57948419
god, i fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.57948454]

FUCK NVIDIA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AI NIGGERS GET HEEMED TECH TRANNIES ROPE DIGITS CONFIRM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948458]

>>57948419
It's saving time not savings time, retard. The only savings you'll get today is on the price of the indexes.

[Anonymous No.57948474]

>>57948239
>I'm fat neckbeard kissless virgin afraid of women so I prefer 2d women in .jpg so they won't hurt my feelings, fragile and little with no testosterone scared anonymous id: 8r1osaWn.

[Anonymous No.57948480]

>FUCK NVIDIA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AI NIGGERS GET HEEMED TECH TRANNIES ROPE DIGITS CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.57948483]

When will PLTR get back to 27?

[Anonymous No.57948484]

Soon

[Anonymous No.57948486]

>>57948383
Soldier in Ukraine blew himself up with a grenade
>>57948454
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.57948494]

>>57948480
nvidia is a good company, but it isn't worth over TWO FUCKING TRILLION GTFO

[Anonymous No.57948496]

>NVDA
LOOK AT HER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO Bobos eternally B T F O

[Anonymous No.57948501]

>>57948480
you marked yourself for a bad time bobo

[Anonymous No.57948506]

>>57948486
I guess gore isn’t sfw?
>57948474
faggot don’t reply to me ever again

[Anonymous No.57948511]

>>57948474
>key the shit out of a fridge
APPLIANCE DIRECT
>takes a sledge hammer to a washer
APPLIANCE DIRECT
what ever happened to this dude?

[Anonymous No.57948515]

need nvda to have a good day since the entire market follows whatever its doing

[Anonymous No.57948523]

Someone bake

[Anonymous No.57948530]

>>57948515
which is indicative of a massive, unhealthy bubble and why we need nvda to shit the bed now so we can recover before elections

[Anonymous No.57948534]

Fridays premarket volume on NVDA has been slightly beaten by 25k with 8 minutes to go
>>57948506
Nah his head and torso completely blew up, he was probably too wounded to escape, feels bad for all those forced to fight that retarded war

[Anonymous No.57948535]

lmao

[Anonymous No.57948549]

>>57948069
>wife who majored in childhood education dropped the hard R recently
Yeah man, the civil rights hustle is tired and old and everyone knows it

[Anonymous No.57948553]

>>57943855
More and more often the thread picture is blue archive art, is there another player hiding in this general?!

[Anonymous No.57948554]

baking

[Anonymous No.57948556]

>>57948551
>>57948551
>>57948551
>>57948551
NEW BREAD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57948557]

>>57948530
We need the markets to tank right into the election so everybody can vote for Trump and so the investors can walk around with a post election big fat Trump Bump in their pants.

[Anonymous No.57948608]

>>57948511
I LOVE APPLIANCES

[Anonymous No.57948664]

>>57948410
Yeah a lot of this shit is actually forcing us away from consumerism and debt and towards alternative systems...

[Anonymous No.57949014]

https://youtu.be/Of_jyeDZ3Sg?si=X_f9bJt9wYAcAS00

For as much as you go "UOOOOH CUNNY " YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE NOT FANS OF CUNNY

[Anonymous No.57950098]

>>57944073
Linux rose to 4% computer market share.
6% if you count chrome books.
This is actually unprecedented growth if you didn’t know.