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Yuugi edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57942177

Buy LAAC
Also girl farts

>> No.57942189
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>weebs
>inb4 4chinz is un anime website

>> No.57942192

>>57942177
DLTR will give me lots of monies and make me less poor.

>> No.57942208
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>>57942189
toga best girl

>> No.57942221
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should have gotten a better yuugi picrel for the bake. anyhow we crashing monday or what?

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>>57942208
>Do not edit, copy, or trace

>> No.57942234
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>futures

>> No.57942242

What are some good tickers for a white man looking to get some exposure in African markets?

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>>57942222
checked.
Once i start syncing all my files I will be cropping that

>> No.57942248

Is rocker here

>> No.57942252

Semisisters I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't such a good idea

>> No.57942254

what is the point of these threads?

>> No.57942257
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two more weeks

>> No.57942263

>>57942254
to discuss the stock markets.

>> No.57942267

>>57942257
KEK

>> No.57942278
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>>57942234
>futures

>> No.57942293

I have like 6 stocks I want to buy but only $300 cash and I don't want to close positions ree

>> No.57942295
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>futures

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>>57942254

>> No.57942310
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lets go boys

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>>57942234
BAH GAWD

>> No.57942321

NVDA cost basis of $178 per share gang

>> No.57942328

The word is "idle" btw, you fuckin loser.

>> No.57942336

>>57942160
I hate these gay anime threads.
Remember when we used to have fun here?
Kys anime faggots

>> No.57942340

>>57942310
NGL my ADBE calls are getting RAPED right now

>> No.57942341

What are your guys' hobbies outside of investing? Surely you have some... right?

>> No.57942342
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>>57942310
What a litany of shit. Disgusting. No thanks.

>> No.57942344

>>57942336
based
anime is for betas

>> No.57942348

Soundhound?

>> No.57942358

>>57942160
My friend who works at a regional bank hasn’t been around for a week and a half….

>> No.57942363

>>57942336
actually it's from a videogame

>> No.57942381

>>57942358
A top signal if I ever saw one.

>> No.57942384

BTFP ends tomorrow, how soon till total market collapse?

>> No.57942397

>>57942342
What’s her age b4 I save

>>57942244
janny I didn’t mean to post nsfw I swear to god I tried to delete it I had a SFW version right next to it I mis clicked it please don’t be gay these are my only friends

>> No.57942400

>>57942363
It's not my first time here. I know you are just trying to make me even more angry

>> No.57942402

>>57942358
Vacation? Economy is booming and it is wise to take a break because it is so hot.

>> No.57942408
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>>57942363
shut your bitch mouth you greasy whore.

>> No.57942424

>>57942192
Aren't the struggling?

>> No.57942425

>>57942341
No one has told me about their hobbies that aren't investing related. Quite curious...

>> No.57942428

I'm thinking 750 nvda puts

>> No.57942429

>>57942358
He probably got promoted(or his bank was swallowed up by JPM and he got a golden parachute) and is too busy fucking hot bitches

>> No.57942434
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>>57942160
It's literally fine. Nothing will happen in the first 3 minutes. Between 3 and 5 minutes, Hell might break loose as options are repriced. After that doesn't cause the holocaust, I hope you're out of your options.

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>>57942408
oops i meant >>57942336 i was so angery

>> No.57942448

>>57942425
Programming, plinking and reading.

>> No.57942452

>>57942341
Jerking off, video games, working

>> No.57942464

>>57942242
CGI Inc
23&Me Holding
ProShares Big Data Refiners.

Tickers:
GIB ME DAT

>> No.57942465

>>57942424
Not that I've heard, I figured theyd be doing well since everyone is broke and their upcoming quarterly report is projected to be up more than double the previous quarter.

>> No.57942466
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>futures

>> No.57942471

>>57942397
Poster child for ngmi. What are you bullish on so I can inverse you.

>> No.57942474

>>57942341
cooking, gardening, racing, and dick sucking.

>> No.57942475

>>57942341
I like to sleep, gaslight myself, and binge eat certain foods for nearly a month before I get tired of it and go back to starving myself.

>> No.57942482

>>57942341
I like chess. But school and work keeps me busy most of the time. I also like video games and like the other anon said I indulge in rubbing one out but I think of that as a chore or a necessity more than a hobby, it usually takes me a few minutes and then carry on with my day, although it is known to drag on for an hour or more given certain circumstances.

>> No.57942491

>>57942341
Get nudes from married or taken women
Occasionally fuck them

>> No.57942492
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>Futures

>> No.57942494

>>57942466
holy shit sauce? did he make it out

>> No.57942515

>>57942491
Shame on you, its one thing to strip every ounce of worth that you can from anonymous investors, its another to actively seek out and cause further ruination to society and cause harm to normal men who are minding their own business.

>> No.57942518

BIG boys, this week is our week

>> No.57942522
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>>57942471
Bullish on petrol. Can I have her age now?

>> No.57942523
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>>57942341
i like to find other autistic people and then basically have a battle of wits of sorts to find out who is actually more autistic (it's usually me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM6SeiqE-IM

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>futures

>>57942494
I think so, someone posted an Instagram link, but I didn't save it.

>> No.57942563
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>>57942160
>Oil
>OIL?
>Oil.
What happened? Didn't hit your price target Hit your price target? It's going down now? It's proliferating inflation? What's your thesis here, nigger. You've been here forever and I still see you here nigger. Show your face.

>> No.57942568

>>57942341
I spend time with family

>> No.57942572

I'm shorting NVDA
Do you understand how fucking based I am?

>> No.57942574

>>57942568
Why? Sounds awful.

>> No.57942588
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>>57942252
Kek

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You know, once in a while it's fun to go through Reddit

https://imgur.com/a/2o6wDe3

>> No.57942601

>>57942588
>no intc
>no tsm
>no nvdiguh
I'm surprised desu

>> No.57942605

>>57942494
Yes, he made it out, just google skier falls in crevasse

>> No.57942609

>>57942341
Playing porn games.
Shitposting on 4chan.

>> No.57942613

>>57942601
Nvm I'm retarded. Didn't see the magnificent nvidiguh until I hit post
Point at me and laugh at my poor reading comprehension

>> No.57942615

>>57942574
that and taking care of plants, being with my dog, cooking my own meals, listening to music are the things that reward me

>> No.57942620

>>57942595
What kind of moron buys PLTR?

>> No.57942626
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57942626

>>57942428
Those are going to be some expensive deep itm puts at open, /biz prefers spicier plays anon

>> No.57942643
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>>57942341
I paint dumb spooky edgy shit which is ironic because my entire portfolio is based on companies that are gonna make my hobby obsolete for monetary gain lol

>> No.57942641

>>57942515
Nah it's accelerating the collapse of this degenerate society which is noble and based. Fuck every man dumb enough to get married.

>> No.57942646
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57942646

I WILL be rich /biz/ By the end of this year. I swear it! Dattebayo!!!!!

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>>57942643

>> No.57942663

>>57942641
Substations still gonna substation no matter how much unfaithful pus you smash.

>> No.57942664

>>57942613
I actually wasn't expecting it either, but there she is. If there is a bubble I do expect them to be the least affected if not actually benefit by gobbling up others

>> No.57942666
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>>57942650

>> No.57942676

>>57942588
diamond hand bro. it is just profit taking.

>> No.57942681
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>>57942666

>> No.57942689

>>57942650
>>57942681
steampepe

>> No.57942706
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>>57942650
>>57942681
He's literally me

>> No.57942707

>>57942588
Is there a way to check their prices in the Hood overnight market?

>> No.57942717

>>57942310
> PLBY

don't fall for it brehs. management is garbage

>> No.57942719
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57942719

Is a tomboy the better financial investment for my money?

>> No.57942721

>>57942643
Can I commission you to paint some shit

>> No.57942723

>>57942707
https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/NVDA/

>> No.57942732

>>57942719
Dudes that like tomboys like trannies too.

>> No.57942735

>>57942721
I appreciate it but I'm sorta doing my own thing now. I'm trying to make a game and between losing thousands of dollars a day in options and learning how to make tilesets and shit I got no time left.

You're probably better off going to /ic/. Legit 90% of that board is better than me

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>quite frankly I find NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS to be gay troon faggots who are NIGGERS that suck dicks and take dicks up their gay troon faggot asses and they're just disgusting "people"

>> No.57942750

>>57942574
Do you have a good relationship with your family?

>> No.57942766

>>57942750
Yeah but they aren't my source of joy or peace. If your source of joy or peace is other people than you are just a codependent toxic failure of a man.

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>>57942719
Well it depends. Obviously if you match Hannah Barron against some do nothing model, she's going to win in a landslide every time.

>> No.57942769

>>57942719
I would think youre less likely to get cheated on by a tomboy on account of them acting less like stereotypical women, theyre also more relatable in that they dont fo fag shit like put on tons of makeup and wear skimpy slut clothes.

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>>57942732
Factually untrue. Liking tomboys means loving the natural female form and hating performative cultural expressions of femininity. This is the opposite of trans in every regard.

>> No.57942777

>>57942770
You like a girl that looks like a dude. Sounds very gay dude.

>> No.57942793

>>57942777
Better than liking a dude that looks like a chick.

>> No.57942795

>>57942777
kill yourself tranny

>> No.57942797

>>57942777
>a little muscle and a tan makes a woman look like a dude
are you serious? you one of those face blind autists?

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>>57942646
>Dattebayo!!!!!
WE WILL FILL OUR GAMA CHANS TO THE BRIM BY YEAR END

>> No.57942801

>>57942793
You can't convince me don't since you already like women looking like men...

>> No.57942802

>>57942777
tomboy is more wholesome than the vs whore
for one tomboy didn't whore herself out
where as vswhore did
tomboy could cook you up a nice cajun feast just for you
vswhore makes a feast out of her flaps for all the boys instead

>> No.57942810

>>57942719
>VS
what does this mean?

>> No.57942817

>>57942810
victoria secret (pre woke models).

>> No.57942822

>>57942793
>>57942795
>>57942797
I'm sorry you guys hate women that look like women. I'm not even trashing you guys for liking trannies, just being honest that you guys like nonbinary people.

>> No.57942830

>>57942817
ah thanks

>> No.57942837
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>>57942777
This looks like a dude to you?

>> No.57942842

>>57942801
Well have fun during the collapse because every woman will be doing their damndest to look like a man in an effort to not get raped. However that wont stop me because as you pointed out Im an ass loving faggot so theyre just as likely to get raped in the event of a sexual emergency during a collapse.

>> No.57942843

>>57942719
Now that knowledge of this preference has broken out into the wider ecosystem of roastiedom, expect the dawning of the age of the pick-me tomboy larper grift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE

>> No.57942846

>>57942341
games released from 2005-2018, cars, and really bad shark movies

>> No.57942849

>>57942822
All the women that look like women are cockwhores, and lets be honest, at a certain point it becomes kinda gay to want to lick/stick your dick into a hole where THAT MANY dicks have been, isnt it.

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>>57942646
My MASSIVE GAINS NO JUTSU will 10x my portfolio by EOY

>> No.57942853

You should all be straddling here. Volatility is dead. Two wars, double digit inflation, 5% rates, could not get vix to budge. there are no more accidents waiting to happen. The milk has been spilled.

SHORT VOLATILITY.

>> No.57942857

>>57942746
i am about 50% into spy and tsm 50% cash. i have no oil or natgas. i am a faggot who takes dicks up their ass, so this anon might be right. I'm not a nigger or a troon though, nor do i associate with them so it could just be a coincidence.

>> No.57942862

>>57942837
I'm sorry I like my women to look like actual women but you can't bullshit me and say there isn't a possibility that isn't a tranny or that your tastes aren't somewhat gay
>broad shoulders
>flat chest
>narrow hips
>short hair
>mannish chin potentially covering the Adam's apple
Yeah these aren't traits for femine women anon

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>>57942336
you will enjoy the touhou bakes and you will be happy
>>57942341
gaming and programming (been thinking about getting into assembly or zig), but do want to build a water collection system.

>> No.57942871

>>57942843
Why cant whores just fuck off and stop trying to manipulate and take advantage of us? Cant they take a hint that no one, not even their own fathers, likes them or wants them around?!

>> No.57942873

>>57942849
What the fuck kind of logic is that?

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>>57942853
did you just read this or something?

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>>57942862
ur so terminally online that you don’t even know what women look like anymore lol skill issue

>> No.57942886
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Anyone else thinking about switching gears from growth stocks to high yield dividend stocks for passive gains?

>> No.57942889

>>57942879
In this picture she looks like an actual women you fucking troll. You picked like the worst picture for this. Touch grass man.

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57942892

>>57942341
Saying
NATGAS AND OIL
and
NIGGERS AND JEWS
and
watching westerns.

>> No.57942897

>>57942886
If you have a lot of money to make it worth it then yeah go for it.

>> No.57942900

>>57942873
The logic is that its less gay to stick your dick in a non whore who looks like a man than it is to stick your dick in an whore who looks like a whore.
The difference is that one has had more male bodily fluids inside the orifice where you would put your penis whereas the other has had considerably less if any.
In short, one could say that it is the presence of penis and cum that makes one gay and appearance only has the insinuation that one is gay, despite there being no presence of penis or cum.

>> No.57942904

>>57942766
What a response. You've got issues, man.

>> No.57942905

>>57942879
this. that poster cant even describe a woman. thins thats broad shoulders.

>> No.57942909

>>57942878
I get my theses from thetagang redditors, who it's fair to assume get them from Bloomberg. so Yes

>> No.57942915

>>57942900
Ok but you realize how gay it is that you are thinking/obsessing about dick when banging a WOMAN...

>> No.57942922

>>57942904
Ok you toxic codependent narcissist.

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>>57942719
hannah is great but she eats meat which is a hard red line for me.

>> No.57942926

>>57942922
You're a projecting NEET.

>> No.57942929

>>57942897
I don't have a lot but I feel like I should start now

>> No.57942931

>>57942900
lol put me in screencap

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>>57942889
Seethe and cope gayboy.

>> No.57942940

>>57942926
Bro I live alone and have a job because being self sufficient brings me joy in life. I wouldn't be surprised if you are just a NEET projecting.

>> No.57942945

>>57942853
Straddling is a high volatility play though? Why say do it if volatility is dead

>> No.57942946

>>57942837
she aint gonna age well tho
her skin is gonna be like leather in just 10 years

>> No.57942948

>>57942915
If you dont think about the amount of dick and cum that has been inside of a hole on account of you being "comfortable with it" then you are actually more gay because it implies that youre ok with being in contact with penile skin cells and cum. Merely thinking about dick however is not necessarily an indicator of being gay since it would take that actual physical contact, ie an act of completion for you to actually be gay.
Not wanting to put you dick inside of a cum hole in light of the knowledge of there having been dicks in it is inherently less gay than putting your dick inside of a cum hole even if unaware of the presence of dick and cum.

>> No.57942953

>>57942940
I won't be surprised if you're lying about living alone and being self-sufficient. You sound unhinged.

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57942961

>>57942948
Invest in GAYMF

>> No.57942963
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57942963

>>57942310
Of all the media companies Embracer seems to be the only badass one to me.

>> No.57942973
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57942973

The amount of deflecting and derailing does not bode well for tomorrow

>> No.57942975

>>57942948
>If you dont think about the amount of dick and cum that has been inside of a hole on account of you being "comfortable with it"
No because I'm not thinking about dicks when talking to and getting to know women or when I bang them.

>Not wanting to put you dick inside of a cum hole in light of the knowledge of there having been dicks in it is inherently less gay than putting your dick inside of a cum hole even if unaware of the presence of dick and cum.
It's still a cum hole even if they are a virgin. That's literally what it's designed to do.

>> No.57942977
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57942977

>me, a gay, watching anons argue over weather liking tomboys is gay.
hint: if you're a man and like men you're gay.

>> No.57942980

>>57942948
anon you have autism
this is peak male autism

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57942982

>>57942973
yeah its all crashing tomorrow. Buy SQQQ at open.

>> No.57942985

>>57942953
Ok I don't care, I feel sorry for your family having someone as needy as you. I bet you are a lot of fun to be related to.

>> No.57943000

>>57942719
>woman who lets Arab men shit on her face for money complaining about a woman who is self sufficient and could kill her Arab scat masters with a bow and arrow

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57943004

>>57942963
On second thought the company I was looking at on there is called Embraer. They make aircraft shit. I’m guessing they don’t own the LotR rights like Embracer. In fact I just learned that Embracer isn’t publicly traded. I think this explains why they’re the only not shut media company left.

>> No.57943006

>>57942975
You being tacitly ok with a woman you want to be with having had cum in her makes you implicitly gay.

If they're a virgin then theyre not a cum hole yet, a pre-cumhole perhaps, as to be a cum hole there would need to be cum present.

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>>57942977
>me, a gay,

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57943011

I think you are both transfarring and we are all being armchair psychiatrists on an image board.

>> No.57943014

>>57942977
I'm sorry you were raped as a child, but stop being gay, faggot. It's disgusting.

>> No.57943022

>tomboy
>tomBOY
>BOY
Literally right in the name. You’re a faggot if you like this kind of “woman”

>> No.57943027

>>57942985
You care enough to respond. You're not fooling anyone with your internet tough guy act, bro.

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57943028

>>57942977
hey weird question but do you prefer the smell of another man’s balls over the smell of your own balls? or is this another top vs bottom difference.

>> No.57943031

>>57943011
I just dont like dirty cum polluted whores, thats all. I cant love a woman who is polluted by cum, I can only fuck their asses in the hopes of one day accepting that Im the fag that anon said I was.

>> No.57943033

>>57943022
tell me what your race is right now

>> No.57943040

>>57943027
Under that logic you care too. This whole conversation is stupid and pointless. At the end of the day you are just trying to make yourself feel better about yourself.

>> No.57943047

>>57943022
I keep explaining this to them Anon but the cope they are responding with is unreal. It's seriously not a stretch to say that those that like tomBOYS also like ladyBOYS

>> No.57943054

I hate that I have to ask this on this board and especially on /smg/, but can we please start talking about money again and stop talking about cum & dick etc?

>> No.57943056
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57943056

>I need a new bread and we are 162/300 on this one

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57943060

>>57943054
i like money

>> No.57943061
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57943061

>>57942851
>>57942800
We Will All Make it! Dattebayo!

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57943066

>>57943054
It's the weekend so retards are derailling this thread with their thinnly veiled homosexuality. Glowniggers are trying to force the lgbtq agenda here.

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57943067

People don’t think peak female form be like it is, but it do.

>> No.57943071

>>57943060
what's your strat anon?

>> No.57943074

>>57943067
>muscle girls=/=tomboys

>> No.57943075

>>57943040
In the beginning, I was just asking a simple question. You replied with an insult. You're so insecure about yourself that you see even innocent questions as threatening. The one who's trying to feel better himself is you.

>> No.57943078

>>57943047
You are overlooking the key point I made, one has a dick and the other does not. Hell the one with a dick also takes dick and cum in the ass so thats basically double or triple gay!

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>>57943075
Yeah ok retard, save it for therapy

>> No.57943083

>>57943071
1. Make money
2. ???
3. profit

>> No.57943085
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57943085

I think we stall tomorrow and fall on the 71st day of the year Tuesday.

>> No.57943089

>>57943010
>>57943014
you are powerless to stop my faggotry
>>57943028
i prefer both mine and other's balls to be clean and relatively unsmelly, but i guess i'd say other's?
anyway load up on 4/19 TSM 180c's

>> No.57943090
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57943090

>>57943082
Stay mad, codependent toxic failure of a man.

>> No.57943091

>>57943083
are you cash gang? boglehead?

>> No.57943097

>>57943078
Are you seriously trying to argue your case by saying there are different levels of gay? It's all just gay anon, if it were straight you wouldn't have to use dick to build an argument with. I mean shit with this logic it would still be more straight to prefer women looking like women instead of a gender ambiguous Tomboy.

>> No.57943099

>>57943090
Oh how clever, you took what I said and just did "no u" with it. I guess you must be related to retards because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>> No.57943104

>>57943033
white
you shilling BIG would imply you’re a jet
kill yourself
>Verification not required.

>> No.57943106

>>57942341
Musical instruments, fabrication, video games, esoteric stuff, etc.

>> No.57943107
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57943107

You get what you fucking deserve.

>> No.57943113

>>57943097
The difference between fay and straight is the presence of dick, more specifically dick that isnt yours. As soon as another mans dick is present it crosses into gay territory, the more dicks and male bodily fluids there are then the gayer it becomes, potentially to no limit.
In order to NOT be gay you have to sex a woman who neither has a dick nor has been dicked. Sexing a woman who has been dicked by another man is gay on account of the presence of another mans dick and his dick particles remaining in her pussy afterwards.
Tldd if you dont have a virgin wife then you are gay by default, and the more non-virgin women you sex the gayer you become.

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>>57943106

>> No.57943115

>>57943104
>white but doesn't like tomboys
>doesn't know about BIG's impending squeeze
I don't need to even tell you to an hero because its already set in stone for you.

>> No.57943117

>>57943113
Heterosexual sex is not gay you retard

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57943121

>>57943091
I had to google boglehead and had to infer what cash gang meant but sure. I must confess I use robinhood gold. That 5% is really good. It’s pretty much the same as some online banks but now most of my net worth is consolidated into one app and the cash reserves let me dip my toes when I want. It’s also super liquid with the cash account and facilitates instant transfers to the card so the cash sweep is basically a steroided savings/brokerage hybrid. I worked really hard passive investing for two years only for the s&p to beat me by 15%. That’s what I get for stock picking. I’ve had success with options a few years before but I got strapped for cash unfortunately and left it at that. I’m back now and that index shit doesn’t cut it for a youthful poorfag, I’m going to be really risky until I have a nest egg worth preserving. Although that may become cyclical if I lose money. Sorry for the dump and shilling. I WANT to be a divvy/growth passive Chad but I really need to see tangible gains until further notice.

>> No.57943123

>Spirit airlines might declare bankruptcy

bullish

>> No.57943125

>>57943117
The presence of dick particles from another mans dick colliding with your dick makes you gay.
VIRGINAL heterosexual sex isn't gay, non-virginal "heterosexual" sex IS gay.

>> No.57943129

>>57943113
The difference between defined and undefined risk is the presence of selling, more specifically selling assets that aren't yours. As soon as another person's longs are present, it crosses into short territory, the more derivatives and selling there are, then the riskier it becomes, potentially to no limit. In order to NOT be short, you have to be long on a position which has neither been shorted not registered. Selling a stock who has been lent by another trader is risky on account of the presence of unlimited risk and the risk of the broker's margin call afterwards.
TLDR if you don't have a long position then you are short by default, and the more short positions you have, the riskier it becomes.

>> No.57943134

>>57943066
Well we have glownigger jewy shillies trying to convince us to be ok with SIRveillance and $SPY cams in buses. I would never buy a stock I fundamentally disagree with in my heart

>> No.57943137

>>57943129
kek

>> No.57943138

When I make it, I’m going to buy a compound out in the woods and recruit tall athletic teen girls to groom into musclegirls, and they can live in isolation in the compound with their days free to lift weights, practice MMA in the compound gym and educate their minds in the large library, and the only cost to live there will be to provide me sex whenever I wish.

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>>57943125
What the fuck am I reading?! Under this logic most men on planet earth would be gay except for incels.

>> No.57943145

>>57943121
You dont have enough money to coast off of divvies yet.

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57943151

>>57943114
Precisely.

>> No.57943154

>>57943138
Based

>> No.57943157

>>57943139
At last you see.
Now you understand what is truly meant when one says "fuck this gay earth".

>> No.57943167

>>57943157
>"fuck this gay earth"
I don't disagree with this, perhaps your logic is sound afterall

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57943174

>ctrl+f" NYCB"
>0 results
LMFAO erm, this is the end of rocker, right? NYCB is dead in the water, and couldn't have been a worse call.

>> No.57943177

>>57943145
that’s what I said you illiterate- god what a fuxkigg ng trol

>> No.57943179

Japan is getting fucked

>> No.57943183

>>57943174
Rocker is such a bad trader and role model. What was Johnny fathands last profitable trade anyway?

>> No.57943186

>>57943179
kinda wish i was japan right now.

>> No.57943194

>>57943000
checked and good way of saying it.

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57943195

>>57943186

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>>57943179
I wish I was fucking in Japan. Even the escorts there look better and cleaner.

>> No.57943198

>>57943183
>Rocker is such a bad trader and role model
based and truthpilled
His last call that isn't in the red is LLAP

>> No.57943199

>>57943179
Its getting smoked. I wonder if it goes down to 37k by close

>> No.57943202
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57943202

>global real estate market
$379.7 trillion
>global bond market
$133 trillion
>global stock market
$109 trillion
>global crypto market
$2.72 Trillion

the absolute state of those losers

>> No.57943210

>>57943202
real estate, bonds, and stocks are older than 15 years.

>> No.57943212

>>57943123
Fuck, I have to fly them back from Texas after the eclipse. My fault for going cheap with spirit I guess.

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N

>> No.57943218

>>57943121
anon, it reads as if you have a troubled mind
there is one superior strat, for you to figure out what it is for you
stick with it

>> No.57943225

>>57943199
It’s barely off all time highs. NVDA had a worse Friday.

>> No.57943232

>>57943067
...where are her tits?

>> No.57943234

>>57943121
How the fuck do you get rocked by 15% by the S&P500? I can understand being 5% or less off, but just damn son…

>> No.57943238

>>57943225
-3% for an index is kinda bad. Not apocalyptic bad but more of a mcdonald's fries that got left out overnight but you still ate them because you were hung over bad.

>> No.57943242

>>57943232
Under her shirt/bra probably.

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57943247

>>57943238
>but you still ate them because you were hung over
IKTFB

>> No.57943249

>>57942719
I would marry a tomboy with huge tits if given the chance over some tiktok onlyfans thot

>> No.57943251

>>57943238
Call me when it’s down 20% and I’ll consider taking a position.

>> No.57943264

>>57942723
thank

>> No.57943271

>>57943196
the escorts dont look like theyre starving.

>> No.57943275
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57943275

Will this dump allow me to buy a 4060ti on discount?

>> No.57943279

>>57943251
I lost 75% of my networth in 49 seconds on a btc liquidation in may 2021 and made it all back on the bounce immediately after.

I know that feeling

>> No.57943281

>>57943234
Stock picking. I had KO (didn’t move) my regional bank (tanked) and QQQ which mooned by like 25%. It was the only thing that kept me in the green

>> No.57943282
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>>57943121
I'm in the same boat brother, 'cept I will never touch options. my best advice is to stand on the shoulders of giants. Just finished Benjamin Graham's The intelligent investor, and now I'm in the middle of a collection of Charlie Monger's wisdom. best tidbit so far is: don't try to be very intelligent, instead aim to be less stupid.

Charlie talks alot about his circle of competence. Numero uno reason for me to never touch options. My circle of competence isn't in spitting distance of options, I mainly learn about macro trends, and learn about micro events as they happen on this board. Thanks frens

>> No.57943285

>>57943271
They fucking look like regular women. I hate this shit that women do these days when they over do it with makeup, piercings, tattoos, dyed hair/ugly haircuts, and ear gauges. I just want a girl that looks normal and not unhinged. Whatever happened to women looking like the girl next door?

>> No.57943288

>>57943238
Those fries have enough preservatives to weather out your average bomb drop on Gaza.

>> No.57943303
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57943303

I just watched a Jewberg say 'economy', 'rate cuts', and 'robust labor market' in one sentence.

>> No.57943306

>>57942234
WTF is he doing
kek

>> No.57943310

>>57943282
Sound advice. Do you still get those massive gainz? I can preserve wealth and grow it a little but that boomer shit of saving for 50 years into a 401k that barely outpaces inflation is not the move. I want to retire early and give shit to my kids

>> No.57943316

>>57943288
That's a fucking lie at least where I live. Those things have the same rot point as an avocado. I left mine out for an hour and they tasted like shit.

>> No.57943319

I'm gonna be around 40% cash tomorrow from my NVDA selloff. What should I buy?

or is it CASH GANG WHERE WE AT?

>> No.57943325
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57943325

>Nikkei futures

>> No.57943326

>>57943319
Do you like divvies?

>> No.57943327

>>57943319
I vote for apportioning some to VSCO.

>> No.57943329

>>57943303
The longer we cock tease rate cuts without actually getting them the higher we go. Rate cuts mean we go down for a bit. Rate cuts probably but not yet mean we go up. No rate cuts mean we probs still go up desu

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57943330

>>57943179
>Japan is getting fucked!

>> No.57943336

>>57943327
What's the bull thesis here?

>>57943326
I sure do. DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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57943338

>>57943319
I got 20 grand locked and loaded if need be but I'm hella confident it just rotates out of NVDA and into the mag7 + TSM and INTC

>> No.57943340

>>57943319
Consider the following "Red days are illegal" tickers:

>CAVA
>CELH
>DKS
>FND
>IOT
>PGR

>> No.57943350
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57943350

>futures
BREATH IN
BREATH OUT
BREATH IN
BREATH OUT

https://youtu.be/5WPbqYoz9HA

>> No.57943367
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57943367

It’ll be a good day tomorrow.

>> No.57943382

>>57943330
Vaulted frog. Please never circulate this again.

>> No.57943386

>>57943336
PBR and ELP for divvies

>> No.57943389

>>57943327
Too many minority models on their webpage. Pass.

>> No.57943391

>>57943386
I'm not touching Macaco shit sorry. I was just thinking about putting 25k in JEPI. Maybe some SCHD too. What's /smg/'s opinion on them?

JEPI seems like a nice bet since they pay more interest than a MMF and it gets taxed lower (15%) than a short-term capital gains (32%), so it's totally fine if it doesn't go higher and just pays more divvies.

>> No.57943395

>>57943340
Might I suggest my main man Curtiss-Wright (CW) be added to this collection?

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57943397

>>57943386
>PBR
Come on, there's no reason to take advantage of the retarded (dividend investors) like that.

>> No.57943398

>>57943336
>30% on sale
Buy the dip
and on the same day that you could have gotten 8 for 38. VS legit does have stylish sexy clothes
>Pink
emotional here but I have a lot of women in my family and as a kid all my sisters would get the pink butt sweats in different colors and crew out in public in their matching gear and I know what all my sisters are ordering their daughters now that they are old enough
>LuluLemon
investing in non Lulu brands is like shorting Lulu
fuck lululemon. what bland colors and its about to be summer (VS has been getting into swimwear)

I think they just need to put a half decent marketing campaign that doesnt flame their customers and girls will return to the brand.

>> No.57943400

>>57943285
They are trying to appeal to retard normalfags that have been brain fried by cartoon porn vtubers and intagram filters. Whores have to do the equivalent of clickbaiting to one up each other here.

>> No.57943401

>>57943391
Understandable
PBR is still solid because their president will prop up the company to make up for the previous corruption scheme

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>>57943367
hehe, lets hope

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57943406

>>57943382
You wouldn't cum to Pepe...W-would you?

>> No.57943407

>>57943395
Shit, if anything I oughta add their rivals at GE.

>> No.57943410

Hope you're having a great day, /smg/!

>> No.57943411

>>57943406
pepe isn't my type.

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57943419

I wish you could buy options on /smg/ posters portfolios.
>Yeah I think Anon McAnon from last night's thread has a really good folio. He's packed with blue chips and has a solid 40% cash for tuesdays CPI
>Idk I feel like he's gonna fomo in on a fake cpi pump 0DTE and lose it all
Then we could buy a call option with insane vega on anons portfolio. For every cent he makes you make a dollar.

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>>57943401
>PBR is still solid because their president will prop up the company to make up for the previous corruption scheme
You really need to read what they just announced.

And everyone else should take note that company fundamentals matter, not some "Dividend Yield: Infinity %" bait number.

>> No.57943430

>>57943398
>>30% on sale
>Buy the dip
Hmm... you do make a good point that is activating my Sloorpy Sense. Would you suggest shares or calls?

>> No.57943441

>>57943419
Like the Cramer inverse etf? Lol pitch it to black rock they spotted a bitcoin etf or some shit it can’t be worse than that

>> No.57943447

>>57943398
>reading between lines
VSCO has +inventory that they can sell at low prices IF consumer spending goes down and they seek deals. Lulu has nominal inventory and costs a lot. I say, lulu is more likely to be damned by a lowering consumer spending trend because VSCO's is already priced in.

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57943448

>>57943400
I don't even think normal fags like that shit though. I feel like women don't care what men even think and just encourage the worst in each other and try and out do each other in the most retarded sort of ways
>oh I gotta be the boss babe too because she looks so cool
>omg tattoos, piercings, dyed hair, and ear gauges--she is so quirky and "unique" I want that too
>wow she has a lot of make up to hide her blemishes, I got to match or do more. Might even need to get filler or botox in my 20s!
If women were concerned with getting a mate and being loved instead of getting into retarded pissing contests with themselves they wouldn't bother with this shit in the first place

>> No.57943449

>>57943391
>>57943391
Doing some math on JEPI. If I put 55k there I will get around $300 monthly as divvies (so maybe $250 after tax). This seems like a fucking sweet deal to me. Of course, it depends on what the actual ETF trades for in the future and if they keep their divvies up. Does anyone have any future prospects for it?

>> No.57943454

>>57943391
SCHD is the gold standard for dividend investing and tends to trade at a premium because of its reputation
JEPI isn't a real dividend fund, it sells covered calls against the shit&piss and distributes the premiums. But it is a good low volatility income generator
You could also look at DIVO which distributes dividends in addition to some covered calls

>> No.57943476

It's over. Futures instantly dumped on Weekopen. Futures are down more. This wasn't the care for weeks now IIRC. The program has changed.

>> No.57943479

>>57943454
>JEPI isn't a real dividend fund, it sells covered calls against the shit&piss and distributes the premiums
What happens when they get executed? I guess they take a "loss" and re-buy the same stock or some other ticker? That kinda makes sense

Does any of this matter for tax purposes, also? I suppose that on my end it's just divvy income

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>>57942341
Drawing (poorly), 2hu, im@s and spending time with my waifu
>>57942208
Are you the Togafag from /a/?

>> No.57943486

>>57943449
>future prospects
Covered call funds are pretty new so we don't have a lot of historical performance to look at
Generally speaking you're trading capital growth for current income in these sorts of funds, as opposed to traditional dividend growth investing where you expect both to trend up over time even if the yield itself is much lower

>> No.57943485

>>57943310
well your method of changing strategies every few years won't get you shit. at least 5 years on one method that you constantly tweak, along with keeping lots of cash on the sidelines. Warren Buffet currently has 2007 levels of cash waiting on the sidelines.

also 50 years?? I just started a city job, I can start receiving pension checks in 25 years. even then I can come back and work for the city again, get double paychecks

>> No.57943488

HoLY FUCK, Japan -2,8%

>> No.57943496

>>57943449
Limited upside gains. Unlimited downside risk.

>> No.57943498

>>57943479
Yes, that's essentially what happens. So you have limited upside with these funds, related to what I was saying here >>57943486

>> No.57943499

Ahh can't wait for another bullish week towards more all time highs

I have not once cared about the news, fundamentals, futures or any other bullshit like that, my portfolio is up 30% this year

Feels good man, looking forward to another 1% gain this week, as per usual. going to buy spy on the open, goodnight

>> No.57943504

MACD is saying sell but we're above the sma and ema on every time scale

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>>57943499
You don’t even realize the economic crisis that is happening this week.

>> No.57943518

>>57943486
I see. Honestly an ETF that aims to always stay at a fixed price and distribute whatever income it can distribute would be pretty good. It would mean all my gains get divvy-taxed since the share value never changes and I can sell for free.

Why hasn't anyone done that? Create an ETF where 1 share is worth $50 bucks, made of some amount of SPY shares. As SPY goes higher, sell off whatever you can to get the valuation down to $50/share, distribute the remainder as divvies. If it goes lower tough shit, no divvies until it's back.

>>57943496
>>57943498
Thanks

>> No.57943536

>>57943512
Literally every week people post doom, market will be green this week, again and again. Only until nobody is bearish anymore will the market fall, which is a looooong time from now.

>> No.57943538

>>57943479
Also I have no idea about taxes because I'm not a burger
>>57943496
The downside risk is comparable to investing in the regular SPY, probably a bit lower because JEPI selects for lower volatility stocks.

>> No.57943547

>>57943430
>>57943447
I'm getting shares. It'll be future equity for getting margin. I'll be paying CLOSE attention to women's social media to see if people are buying fast fashion (PDD/ Temu) swimwear. I don't think Women are willing to debase themselves with cheap chinese materials touching those parts of the body.
in short, I am a man trying to think like a women and her future spending. I just read men are from venus, girls are from mars.

>> No.57943555

>>57943512
Retard, we already figured out March 25th is the date

>> No.57943582

>>57943488
why
whats going on ?

>> No.57943587

>>57943582
futanari inflation

>> No.57943591

>Gold 2181
Oh shit, when do I sell the gold I have here. I think I wait til the recession finally hits. Maybe at 2500?

>>57943582
Reality kicks in

>> No.57943592

>>57943319
GE and Mckesson.

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>>57943547
wdyt about pic related, a buy write so I can buy the shares at a slight discount but maybe get exercised after earnings (wouldn't be terrible)

>>57943582
*pop*

>> No.57943598

>>57943582
boj rate hike: good for currency, bad for stocks
it evens out for foreign investors, watch jpyusd go up

>> No.57943602

>>57943538
>JEPI selects for lower volatility stocks.

JEPI income is from ELNs, not stocks. It's comparable to the 2008 CDOs. Very shady.

>> No.57943605

>>57943596
I'm too fresh to do this part. I am a swing trader still learning.

>> No.57943610

>>57943598
>boj rate hike
how can their government afford that?
Dont they have skyhigh debt?

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>>57943482
No. But he better pray he doesn’t run into me. There is only enough toga to go around for one of us and it’s me

>> No.57943621

>>57941462
Great video. Not sure I'd have the stones to hold penny stocks for that long but then again most penny stocks I see are scams. I do want to like smallcaps and one day it'll be their time.

>> No.57943625

>>57943610
>how can their government afford that?
JPY has always been a shit currency that people use for short spreads to collect interest (CHF and NZD too, to a lesser extent)

>> No.57943628

>>57943610
the amount of debt is not important, it's the cost of the debt that matters
I am willing to leverage 10x if it meant that the rate of my debt is 0.1%, japan rates have been negative/zero depends on how you look at it (free money)

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>>57943488
Nice digits.
>>57943582
I saw that yen was gaining on the usd pretty hard idk maybe just that. Although futures aren't really pairing with yields over here rn

>> No.57943643

>>57943625
Im not talking about the currency, Im talking about their government going broke

>> No.57943652

>>57943643
National debt is inherently linked to spending, bonds, and currency

>> No.57943658

>>57943643
read >>57943628
the government is not going broke, japan is an incredibly wealthy country
think of it like this, you are a farmer and you have a fuck ton of land and almost no costs/taxes/expenditures
you don't have enough farmers so the cash generative properties of your land is incredibly low compared to the amount of land you have
land worth: 100
cash generated per year: 1
that's a ROE of 1%, not great, but it doesn't make you poor
that is japan

>> No.57943662

>>57943488
My body is ready. Call me when it hits -20%.

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>>57943303
Wow

>> No.57943668

>>57943602
thas rite

>> No.57943679

>>57943303
>>57943329
As things are right now, if the Fed was to cut at all this year, they would be cutting just for the lulz.

>> No.57943687

>>57943679
Interest rates are unbearable for many

It needs to cut asap. This economy lives on debt..not savings

>> No.57943694

>>57943303
I just watched an anon say "economy" "rate cuts" and "robust labor market" in one post

>> No.57943698

I will say inflation be damned. Its back to a reasonable range. We trump deports 20 million beaners house prices will go down further

>> No.57943704

>>57943687
>Interest rates are unbearable for many
[citation needed]

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Damn futures aint even that bad.

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>>57943618
I wish you luck in your love war over Toga

>> No.57943714

>>57943704
Nigger aint nobody working is affording 8% on a $300000 30year mortgage

>> No.57943720

>>57943706
He looks jewish

>> No.57943726

>>57943706
where did you get this picture of Rocker

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>>57943709
Likewise

>> No.57943738

you know what, I decided I won't buy a god damn thing tomorrow
I'll wait a bit. I think we may all get HEEMED rather quickly this week

>> No.57943739

what would the unemployment rate actually be if they didnt count uber drivers, doordashers, and other (((gig))) workers?

>> No.57943740

>>57943687
I need deflation.

>> No.57943744

Also clearly US bots doing their work. EU hasn't changed time. Everything is running one hour earlier now for us. Regularly at 7am german time the market changes and pumps/dumps. Today did it at 6 am, so it isn't even some kind of early pre EU market which opens at 7am I think.

>> No.57943750

>>57943714
You sure?
Also inventory is still low so there's nothing to finance anyhow teehee

>> No.57943752

>>57943740
Never happening economy wide

>> No.57943761

>>57943740
That's what politicians in the senate hearing effectively wanted. Despite everybody talking about disinflation (meme) as a 2% target is the goal which still is inflation from the current prices going forward.

>> No.57943764

>>57943752
It will eventually.

>> No.57943768

>>57943738
Man up and short then.

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57943772

Gentlemen, I’m loaded up on ai slop incase NVDA pumps. I have nothing if it doesn’t. Is my 50% down 3/15 910 strike call fubar?

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57943776

I hated the way game journalists use 'AAA' game in their articles when I started noticing it.
I hate the way gamers randomly throw 'AAA' at games they like or are hyped for because they use it to essentially say it's a game with lots of marketing.

That is it. That is how Larry Fink ruined gaming. He played every side of the industry. I bet Bobby Kotick was even in on it the whole time. He threw ratings jargon into the gaming industry in a way that was being used wrong by both gamers and journalists because it threw investors at the companies he was infecting with his DEI stuff to anger gamers when they saw 'AAA' as a key term on the web. It's no different than an elementary school kid skimming and scanning through chapters of a textbook looking for bolded key terms to answer the questions assigned.
I fucking hate money. I still fucking need it.

>> No.57943777

>>57943764
How?

>> No.57943779

>>57943761
>>57943764


The national debt requires inflation or it cant sustain borrowing

End of that discussion . There will never be large scale deflation like we saw in 2008. The fed has rigged that deck

>> No.57943780

>>57943768
No, why would I do that? I have no idea what the market will do. I don't need to have a play every day

>> No.57943782

>>57943772
The sister mating multiverse grows

>> No.57943796

>>57943776
Triple A is a baseball term, nerd. not finance. Bet you were picked last in gym class

>> No.57943806

>>57943768
People like Frederick Douglass escaped slavery through a myriad of combined tactics, but I think the most impressive thing he did was listen and learn. He acted dumb to Tom-Sawyer his reading education after the lady stopped teaching him. He listened to other people's conversation to learn the value in dialectic arguments over eristic argument. He's the most based nigga in history.
It is valid to watch the market and learn through observation. Slooper doest need to buy tmrw if she doesn't want to.

>> No.57943807

The last /smg/ ever

>> No.57943808

>>57943761
Disinflation is when I actually realized any economists they give a mic to is a goylem.
>consumers don’t actually know what they want when they ask for deflation. Deflation is actually bad!
Lmao the stock market is ballooning thanks to fed bux while the rest of the economy suffers. I’m completely fine with deflation because THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT HASNT GONE UP IS WAGES ARE YOU KIDDING ME AND THEY WANT TO MOVE ON WITH 2% ANNUAL INFLATION LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?!?!? we’ve been priced out.

>> No.57943813

>>57943772
i wouldn't be hopeful at 10% down, let alone 50

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>>57943782
There are archivists gate keeping really niche ones but I can get my hands on a few of them

>> No.57943829
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>>57943796
>I get my theses from thetagang redditors
glow harder

>> No.57943846

>>57943796
btw, I actually have lots of athletic achievements including a state win in Rugby from high school. You could be twice my weight and I could still take you down.

>> No.57943851

>>57943808
Yeah. It's a rigged game. Life starts and ends and begins anew. For markets they want to keep a deadthing living on. They want to avoid a recession at ALL costs. Even if it means stagflation. Recessions look BAD, NOT GOOD POLITICALLY.

Anyways, germany, Deutsche Bahn (trains) again striking, starting tomorrow. No more 2 days notice, lol.

>> No.57943858

>>57943855
>>57943855
>>57943855
>>57943855
>>57943855

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>stock market
Rigged.
>yields
Rigged.
>inflation
Rigged.
>GDP
Rigged.
>jobless claims
Rigged.
>job market
Rigged.
>dating market
Rigged.
>legal system
Rigged.
>elections
Rigged.

Has there ever been a faker or gayer society on planet earth than the one we suffer under today?

>> No.57943868

>>57943739
What would it be if they counted the 10 million illegals? It's all Soviet-style bullshit any more.

>> No.57944026

>>57943652
and the higher rates go, the higher the spending, because they have sky high debt
>>57943658
what a bunch of horseshit

>> No.57944056

>>57944026
japan is the largest non-US buyer of treasurys retard