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5793593 No.5793593 [Reply] [Original]

What would you present to them?

You DO have a business and aren't just a cryptoshitter, right?

>> No.5793630

my benis

>> No.5793656

>>5793630
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.5793658

>>5793593

these faggots can fuck off

>> No.5793674

> So, this pen...
> *holds up pen*
> Has been up my bumhole.

> Kevin: Anon, I'd love for you to become the CEO of one of my companies.

>> No.5793697

how'd that nigger make money

>> No.5793752

>>5793630
>>5793656
>>5793658
>>5793674
>>5793697
>these are the people giving you investment advice

>> No.5793754

>>5793593
Holy fuck these guys all look incredibly unlikable

>> No.5793798

>>5793754
Guy on the fr right is cool

>> No.5793837

>>5793697
clothing line
>>5793593
i bet an ico pitch would get investments.

>> No.5793912

>>5793593
Millennial focused mutual fund and stock investment platform, somewhat similar to Robinhood. With public outreach to high schools to help with financial education and literacy. The founding and development would be financed by government grants so there would be no debt on the books and plenty of built in brand loyalty as the platform ages with the use seeing them through high school, college and beyond.

>> No.5793990

>>5793593
>these people have worked all their lives to become millionaires and some NEET in a basement just cucked them all by hodling BTC

What a time to be alive.

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5794027

>pic related

>> No.5794051

>>5793593
Funny how Cuban was part of the dot com bubble and fucked yahoo over by selling his useless website to them by millions of usd. Constantly says diversification are for morons when he does a bit of evreything.

>> No.5794073

Id tell them i dont watch tv

>> No.5794110

I want to ravage the milfy older one on the left

>> No.5794146

>>5794110
jeus christ dude

>> No.5794166

>>5794110
the absolute state of /biz/

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5794173

>>5794110
Suicide isnt the answer friend

>> No.5794223

>>5794051
He did diversification for wealth preservation, not wealth creation. Big difference

>> No.5794291

>>5793912
My idea, but I'd add checking account on the same platform. Pay nothing in interest in exchange for tons of cash deposits

>> No.5794314

>>5794223
>Come up with some meme idea catered to their tastes based off watching the show
>offer them majority of the company
>I just sit their and collect checks for the shit they do with it

Comfy

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5794343

Girl please. I dont do presentations, especially not to rich dorks. They want you to do work and Pretty much anything they'd want me to do wouldn't match my crypto value proposition of $50k a month, and to be honest famo, even if they paid me more it still wouldn't be worth it. I'm a simple man.

>> No.5794351

>>5793798
Herjavec was a poor af sqatting slav and yet he made it. we will too anon

>> No.5794582

"at least 3 of those heads are weird shaped. you want my billion dollar business ideas i need everyone with a weird shaped head to leave. you know who you are."

>> No.5794801

>>5793593
tfw I do, and if I presented it to them they'd be banned from public airwaves forever :D

>> No.5794819

>>5794146
>>5794166
>>5794173

mommy is the most patrician fetish, faggots

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5795044

>>5793593
>Mark “Cuban” Chabenisky

Mark Cuban, who just called bitcoin a bubble

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5795062

I'm glad O'Leary never won the conservative leadership. What a nightmare that would've been.

>> No.5795213

>>5793752
yes and the guys you posted are all stupid fucks with no relevant knowledge of todays market.

>> No.5795262

>>5795062
canadian politics isn't real lol
it's like finding a grown man that believes in santa
votefags are fucking unbelievable