/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57915680]

Pink Marissa edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous thread: >>57912669

[Anonymous No.57915699]

Still holding my TSM calls

[Anonymous No.57915701]

>you know what else is pink

[Anonymous No.57915705]

So I got my gf a robinhood account. What should I have her invest her meager little philippine pesos in?

[Anonymous No.57915711]

>>57915705
voo

[Anonymous No.57915710]

>>57915680
Heres your new thread, rocker. Now, explain your NYCB bailout thesis. I have my lotion ready.

[Anonymous No.57915712]

>>57915680
>picrel
is that the girl from sailor moon?

[Anonymous No.57915714]

>>57915705
Nvidia and gamestop

[Anonymous No.57915728]

So are we fucked or what? Beginning of the end of a slight pullback before more mooning?

[Anonymous No.57915731]

>>57915705
>So I made a robinhood account with my gf's name and ssid because mine got banned for abusing the infinite money glitch. What should I have her invest her meager little philippine pesos in?

[Anonymous No.57915732]

can't fucking wait to slurp nvidia at 300.

[Anonymous No.57915755]

>>57915712
no that's marissa from touhou project in a pink outfit

[Anonymous No.57915759]

>>57915728
it will happen before the solar eclipse. Highest probability is the 24th because of the partial penumbral eclipse overlapping with a jewish holiday

[Anonymous No.57915761]

>futures

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1709947037169581.webm

[Anonymous No.57915781]

>>57915569
Average cost of $4.97. Not even considering selling. Already enrolled in DRIP for the stock. By 2026, bloomberg anon will be tonguing my anus daily.

[Anonymous No.57915783]

>>57915714
>>57915711
I've presented your two options to her and am waiting to see what she says back. I've explained it like the story of the tortoise and the hare.

[Anonymous No.57915790]

What's your favorite trading platform?

[Anonymous No.57915799]

>>57915790
Gotta say I like Metatrader 5. CFDs are pretty fun to trade

[Anonymous No.57915823]

>>57915759
>>57915728
Jewish holidays about are feasting. Then the work begins in the days after. I expect it'll be after their feast days, hence the eclipse.
NVDA had a blowoff top today. We might sink downwards a bit for the next week or two, before forming into another top.
I imagine that after the 25th, after the second big rally on NVDA, and after the rates uninvert, things will get messy

[Anonymous No.57915830]

>>57915710
this

[Anonymous No.57915846]

>>57915699
To be fair, I don't think TSM or companies like NVDA or even AMD are bad investments. It's just the whole rest of the index is kinda like Hey what're we doin'.

[Anonymous No.57915852]

>>57915781
Explain to me >>57915710 why you think Steven Mnuchin isnt just gonna scrap NYCB for parts like a used miata? Hes done it before.

[Anonymous No.57915860]

>>57915761
I want you to know I saved this so if you see it again you can have feelgoodpoints for sharing a cool pic and being appreciated

[Anonymous No.57915870]

>>57915710
The thesis is election year plus have to keep up appearances that NY isn't completely imploding

[Anonymous No.57915876]

>>57915870
I thought it was George Soros bought and there was no way he could possibly not be insider trading?

[Anonymous No.57915880]

>>57915823
mind that in chink terms a lunar eclipse is tantamount to the emperor being hidden.
Xi will do something sneaky-- maybe our CIA is sneakier

[Anonymous No.57915903]

>>57915876
Oh yeah, that too.

[Anonymous No.57915931]

Anyone have a link to the Pelosi Tracker's track record where we can analyze all of their gains / losses?
https://www.subversiveetfs.com/nanc
https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_

[Anonymous No.57915939]

Nvda is fubar

[Anonymous No.57915977]

Being down 20% in a day on a play fucking blows

>>57915939
Anyone shorting it here is going to be so butthurt when it hits 1000

[Anonymous No.57915990]

Roast me

[Anonymous No.57916075]

okay its time to switch to SOXX
for real this time

[Anonymous No.57916092]

>>57915606
No magical way to get around risk.

[Anonymous No.57916096]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57916099]

Meanwhile, I happened to check on my LEAPS around 10:30 today, saw they were spiking, and impulsively decided to sell. Turned out to be almost exactly the high for the day. Locked in an 86% gain and ~$15k in profits.

[Anonymous No.57916115]

>>57916096
Cursed webm. Cheers

[Anonymous No.57916123]

>>57915712
holy shit zoomers

[Anonymous No.57916142]

>>57915990
Why would I roast perfection?

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57916147]

Everyone has now seen that NVDA can bleed and money will stop flowing into it. Bubble status: popped.

[Anonymous No.57916167]

[Anonymous No.57916182]

>>57915781
Are you literally making a video right now?

[Anonymous No.57916183]

>>57915606

[Anonymous No.57916195]

>>57915870
>>57915876
Damn i might have to grab some too

[Anonymous No.57916200]

NYCB gets bought out by JPM and bag holders get nothing.

[Anonymous No.57916202]

i bought tsm 4/19 calls before the close today but they still dipped after hours. im financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.57916214]

>>57916200
Wouldn't we just get stock in JPM?

[Anonymous No.57916225]

>>57915990
pick one ticker only and go all in.

[Anonymous No.57916230]

>>57916183
a Jew, et al will notice his positions and punish him if he gets too greedy

[Anonymous No.57916233]

>>57916214
lol

[Anonymous No.57916248]

>>57915705
>little philippine pesos
JBFCF

[Anonymous No.57916251]

Moonlight sunrise
Baby, let's do it all night

[Anonymous No.57916266]

>>57916200
The national climate is too fragile.
I think they will use jew physics to turn NYCB into one of the big banks

[Anonymous No.57916274]

joewari da semibros...

[Anonymous No.57916278]

>>57916266
JPM bought First Republic less than 12 months ago.

[Anonymous No.57916295]

The other day at the gym was thot central. One girl had her ass in the air the entire time. The place felt like a strip club. Long female natural gas.

[Anonymous No.57916310]

>>57916278
I think we both see NYCB for the shit it is but then we have differing prognoses of what will happen.
its Rocker's bet vs your bet. I'm personally staying the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.57916312]

so what's the deal with the jobs report? the Feb report was good but the January revision was bad?

[Anonymous No.57916323]

>tfw youve been buying UGL
Feels good, lads.
>>57915781
I've tried telling you before to buy FXI (or YINN), you should listen. NYCB is the worst call youve made, don't die on this hill...
>>57916295
>was thot central
Based. Mid-workout test boosts are ABSOLUTELY fucking essential to new PRs.

[Anonymous No.57916327]

>>57916312
The deal is that the whole thing is bullshit since its impossible to get an accurate picture of the stats in question. They don't want to cut rates and will parade out whatever data they need to sell that idea.

[Anonymous No.57916332]

>>57916147
Lolwut? The last time it had a red day like this was October and look where it is now. See you at 1000.

[Anonymous No.57916364]

>>57916323
ah, a fellow UGL buyer
wonder whether it will last through the rest of this month tho

[Anonymous No.57916372]

>tfw you secured at least a 12.5% realized profit because you rolled your NVDA weeklies to May calls so you don't have to sweat pullbacks and even a couple weeks of consolidation
feels good

[Anonymous No.57916379]

>>57916327
thanks. seems like they do want to cut at some point this year, at least JP said we're in restrictive territory and he expects some cuts

[Anonymous No.57916388]

>>57916372
>sell a position to immediately enter a new position
>realized profit
pick one

[Anonymous No.57916396]

>>57915990
>Not all on TQQQ call options
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.57916410]

>>57916396
>TQQQ call options
What are you, stupid? Doing long synthetic futures instead. Write short puts to finance the long calls

[Anonymous No.57916420]

>>57916388
Do you not understand how calls work, anon?

[Anonymous No.57916428]

3/15 weekly NVDA call options holder here, anxiety is killing me. Just wish Monday pre market is here so I had some ideas what was gonna happen

[Anonymous No.57916447]

>PEG Ratio 0.0482
why am i addicted in checking the price daily when i have no plans or means to sell until earnings
volume is too dead out side of earnings to be able to sell anything more than 50K shares without dumping the price

got my T5 dont need to keep checking my app everyday now, time to go silent until April earnings

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57916445]

>>57916332
That was before a kick ass earnings report, not the case right now. I don't think next week will be pleasant tbqhfamalam

[Anonymous No.57916472]

Nvidia GTC event on March 18, what will happen?

[Anonymous No.57916488]

>>57916096
Im eating dinner

[Anonymous No.57916490]

>>57916472

[Anonymous No.57916533]

>>57916428
Sunday and Monday premarket is going to be the same as AH. FUD will rocket it down. Only open will tell but it’s not looking good fren


-a fellow 3/15 holder

[Anonymous No.57916556]

>>57916230
A Jewish video popped up in my YouTube feed and it was "The Daily Torah" with some guy named Moshe and he looked like the sweetest nice guy, older man, like very friendly, a genuinely good priest (rabbi) and I felt bad for all my anti semitic statements

I also like Abby Shapiro but I shall not covet thy neighbor's wife.

[Anonymous No.57916577]

you know what, fuck it.
@HamPlanetChad
I'm going a few hundred on NYCB
So I don't fuck get fucked by a margin call if it dips too hard and I run out of available funds in my account to dollar cost average, what equation or obfuscated key term do I use as an equation to hedge my NYCB bet with puts?

[Anonymous No.57916611]

>>57916420
I actually don’t desu. I see people buying calls in smg all the time when a stock is going down. I don’t get it. I thought calls were bullish on a stock

[Anonymous No.57916634]

>>57916611
Top kek. That's right they are bullish, it's just that /smg/ is /smg/

[Anonymous No.57916638]

>>57916420
it's realized only after it leaves your trading account you silly

[Anonymous No.57916650]

>>57916611
you're gmi

[Anonymous No.57916660]

>>57916556
I unironically enjoy this Jewtuber:
>>>/x/37292338

[Anonymous No.57916704]

>>57916577
>what equation
Oh, it's pretty simple. You use the Black-Scholes or Bjerksund-Stensland American pricing model (to take into account the value of early exercise). Then you take the partial derivative and solve for each term, to calculate the options greeks. What you're looking for is a delta hedge with puts

[Anonymous No.57916723]

>>57916611
Calls have limited downside in that you can only lose the premium you paid for the contract. So in my case a worst case scenario loss of all the premium after rolling my contracts means I'll still realize a 12.5% profit on NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57916745]

>>57916704
>Black-Scholes
I know this. It was explained to me by an Nvidia man while I worked for a tech company. He was showing the efficacy of Nvidia GPUs to calc the greeks. I am not even lying
>take the partial derivative
I got a C in project based calc because I have no idea what numbers mean mean I see them in writing

I can use this information and the weekend to figure this out
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.57916813]

>>57916745
Oh I was just shitposting and overcomplicating it. There are several free options calculators that all work the same way and do this for you. One share = 1 delta. An ATM put or call will have 50 delta. An OTM one will have less, and ITM will have more. Note that second-order greeks change how the greeks change. Eg, how delta changes over time or as volatility changes. Options have time value, so you'll want to buy one that has reasonable time left (eg don't do 1 week, get like 30-40 days). Puts often have a higher cost because of hedging. ITM will be more likely to expire in your favor, but cost more initially.
In picrel, you're delta neutral, but have negative theta (losing value every day). You have a huge exposure to gamma - you're betting on a huge move long or short before the contracts expire. But as price and time changes, you'll have to rehedge and either buy or sell shares or contracts to stay delta neutral.

[Anonymous No.57916836]

>>57916813
why not just keep it simple and set a trailing stop loss on stock you own

[Anonymous No.57916840]

>>57916813
i have no idea what you just said. what do i buy?

[Anonymous No.57916848]

>>57916840
VOO and NVDA

[Anonymous No.57916865]

>>57916813
I'm going to send an application to nvidia this weekend. I have the technical sales experience and I know I can explain this in even more elemental terms to convince datacenters why Nvidia GPUs and AI accelerators are the only option for quants and every other sector in fintech to maintain an alpha over any firm that is not using Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57916880]

>>57915852
I learned the hard way that just because a big gov name is involved is not a guarantee. Fuck PIPP

[Anonymous No.57916884]

>HelloFresh
opportunity or value trap?

[Anonymous No.57916886]

Palo Alto looks like a good buy now right? Strange how Pelosi bought right before the dump, usually she's the best trader of all time.

[Anonymous No.57916896]

>>57916813
>>57916745
Also I see you said "a few hundred". 60 shares is $204, so we can calculate it with 60 delta.
If you're going to use options as a hedge, I'd recommend maybe doing something that just buying raw puts. There are many different spreads you can construct that want to go to long, short, or negate the effects of time, volatility, or price. Gamma (large price movements) inverses Theta (time decay), and having different dates on the legs lets you go long or short on Vega (volatility). If you hold the contract until expiry, it might expire worthless, but then Vega/IV/volatility becomes irrelevant, only the price matters at that point.

[Anonymous No.57916909]

>>57916886
She isnt even close to the best.

[Anonymous No.57916916]

>>57916840
Most professional options traders don't even use stocks, except for hedging purposes. It's a fun math-based rabbit hole.

[Anonymous No.57916928]

>>57915606 i did that for a bit. It is really capital inefficient due to settlement time and the fill prices often aren't as good as it seems. Also it feels real bad when you see the underlying giga pump and you're stuck selling at a pittance. Selling puts effectively accomplishes the same thing with less capital churn.

[Anonymous No.57916937]

For example, given current volatility, I think $CAVA will range between 54.88 to 68.84 by March 15. Given it's bullish uptrend, it needs a bias in that direction, and fib levels push it to *likely* (but not guaranteed) 60 to 65.50. Given those ranges, you can do a bull/bear call/put credit spread, or write a targeted butterfly or condor

[Anonymous No.57916970]

>>57916447
What stock is this, anon? We don't have mental telepathy.

[Anonymous No.57916987]

>>57916909
that brian higgins guy just bought nvidia stocks at the right time hes not even trading.

[Anonymous No.57917023]

>>57916896
thanks for the spoon-feeding. It's nice when people are actually helpful and kind.. ofc you could be selling me the options as a market maker behind your id
I meant 200+ shares unless monday morning I get priced out. I am willing to long term learn how being a market maker works and selling options. My understanding is I need at least 100 shares to do that and I am in a fortunate situation where a late covid stimmy check came to me. As long as MNuchin and Jamie Dimon don't fuck with me personally, I can seize the rare opportunity to buy a bank stock with historically good performance and dividends in a non-clown economy do something I can become apt enough at to not be a NEET trying to explain to family members obsessed with Taylor Swift how bad the USA is and the failure-by-design system we all live in.

[Anonymous No.57917027]

>>57916909
Thanks for the chart, but we really need to see itemized gains/losses for more precise analysis.

Anyone have a link to the Pelosi Tracker's track record where we can analyze all of their gains / losses?
https://www.subversiveetfs.com/nanc
https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_

[Anonymous No.57917042]

ALL OR NOTHING MENTALITY.
FUCK IT! I AM GOING ALL IN LEVERAGED STOCKS WITH MARGIN AND BORROWING BANK LOANS!

[Anonymous No.57917046]

>>57916533
Not good. Not good. Not good.

We'll see what happens.

[Anonymous No.57917049]

>>57917042
I'LL EITHER BE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE OR BROKE

[Anonymous No.57917050]

>>57915680
Vibe check

would yall fuck Cathy wood for 1k ARKK shares you cannot sell until 2027?

[Anonymous No.57917052]

>>57916909
https://www.quiverquant.com/congresstrading/trade/Senate-C001071-887
My MUSS persona from back in the day is not doing well

>capcha
>am4md

[Anonymous No.57917059]

anybody trading baconator futures on friday night? already had a 7pm and 930pm surge. thinking about staying up to see if there is a last night post drunk outing surge.

[Anonymous No.57917065]

>>57917042

scoop that bbai dip :D

[Anonymous No.57917073]

>>57916428
It's probs going to 700 by april then back to 900 by may desu

[Anonymous No.57917079]

>>57917059
>picrel
bro

I daytrade sandwiches so much i get them for free

[Anonymous No.57917092]

>>57916970
AI dashcams
i know it's such a retarded concept but i'm hoping it just crabs at worst.. i already got used to the 70s but i really shouldnt count my eggs until i actually sell

one-trick pony until they get bigger contracts than just K-12 schoolbuses and 1 major transit in Pennslyvania
im full of confirmation bias now, and my hopes is that they'll get several contracts from the huge hardware upgrade cycle with trains in NA, then get bought out at a nice premium by a bigger competitor
CEO's previous company got bought out by Honeywell and I'm half-expecting he wants to go through this route again since there's no other way for him to reliably unload his shares

these kinda pennyscams dont even announce when they'll release earnings, they just release it as the regulatory deadline appproaches so really the best plan of action is to forget this exists until mid-April

[Anonymous No.57917094]

>>57917050
yeah for sure, id fuck just about any woman if im being honest

[Anonymous No.57917095]

Decided to check my portfolio and boy was it not a good day for this poor investor.

[Anonymous No.57917106]

Today was a shit day, and I can barely sleep. But luckily I'm not a pussy - I'm just gonna slurp the NVDA dip so hard on Monday.

[Anonymous No.57917122]

>>57917095
>>57917106
Its just money, you can always make more.

[Anonymous No.57917123]

>>57917023
>ofc you could be selling me the options as a market maker
Imagine being paid nearly $80k or more a year to handpick $50 worth of contracts to sell to someone on an anonymous anime forum. Also marketmakers are obligated to take the other side of the trade to avoid counterparty risk and add liquidity to the markets. They make money on the spread, and then hedge a similar position based to based on what their net positions are in aggregate.
Incidentally, writing deep OTM puts causes MMs to have to hedge a certain way, and are most likely to cause a gamma squeeze if everyone piles onto it. Was it GME? There was a ticker this happened to. I think they just bought thousands of deep OTM calls.

You don't need 100 shares to do anything. You can write naked/uncovered options, but keep in mind it's effectively the same as shorting and carries unlimited risk. You may be thinking of naked shorting. You should only trade spreads that have defined risk, even if it's thousands of dollars against you; that way there isn't infinite loss a meme happens and your account won't get liquidated. You can also hedge a short spread with a long contract. Right? Because if it moves against you and you have to buy or sell 100 shares you don't have, you can just exercise your own long contract to cover. You just eat the difference on the spread.

And remember that options are standardized units of 100 shares. When you see a contract quoted as $0.05, what it really means is $5... ($0.05x100)

[Anonymous No.57917129]

>>57917122
I know, I started last week anyway so its not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.57917140]

If you lost money today, why didn't you instead buy things that would go up?

If you lost a lot of money today, why didn't you have stops or diversify?

[Anonymous No.57917147]

>>57915570
where can I find this with sound?
>inb4 on the internet

[Anonymous No.57917177]

>>57917140
>stops or diversify?
time for bed, grandpa

[Anonymous No.57917179]

>>57917140
Risk management is really the best thing to do. It's not about the upside, it's about protecting the downside. I missed the boat on NVDA and QQQ, but how many anons fucked up with SOXL, AQB, BHS, or other leveraged things long term? The fail rate is very high. People don't have a plan or risk management in place, they just gamble their $500 and have money come in as fast as it goes out.

[Anonymous No.57917181]

>>57917123
>Imagine being paid nearly $80k or more a year to
the social welfare system that is most roles in government salary or US military and pays less
There are FSB agents whose entire career is shitposting on twitter to flame Americans

[Anonymous No.57917200]

>>57917177
Surely you don't have just *one* good play in mind, right?

And you know you can lever up even boring, stable plays with options, right? On the long or short *or* crab side.

[Anonymous No.57917201]

>>57917181
I would happily shitpost online for that salary. I make $24k a year doing a mcjob. I don't spend much though, so I am able to save a good amount.

[Anonymous No.57917207]

Not to sound dramatic but I’ve noticed a certain local sushi restaurant’s customer volume is extremely correlated to macro economic conditions. I’ve used it to predict economic ups and downs for years. My wife and I just went eat there. I forgot it was Friday, and usually this means we would not get a table without an hour wait. We were seated immediately. The place was about 2/3rd full.

I’m selling all my tech holdings and buying SQQQ on monday. There is no reason for a beautiful friday, the first warm weekend of spring, should not have that place packed with customers. Its over. I’m a bear. The COST earnings miss was the canary in the coal mine. I’m out.

[Anonymous No.57917219]

>>57917207
China brain theory proven right again

[Anonymous No.57917220]

>>57917207
Another local top is women talking about investments. We might get an NVDA retracement into a double top. I'm going to wait for a dip, then look for a trend upwards (and play it!) but then also hedge the downside heavily.

[Anonymous No.57917221]

>>57917179
yeah, risk management is for women and fags lmao go all in or dont go in at all

t. Quadrupled my money this week and lost it all today

[Anonymous No.57917228]

>>57917179
Long term investing is all I got. I dont have time time to do day trading so I buy and hold. Mostly in index and mutual funds.

[Anonymous No.57917240]

>>57917207
Hmm this sounds trustworthy for some reason.

[Anonymous No.57917241]

>>57917207
Extremely Lynchian. And short KRUS from this double top too I guess.

[Anonymous No.57917244]

important alpha for BIG

[Anonymous No.57917261]

>>57917244
I took my 20% gain and sold on earnings morning. Why would anyone actually hold this?

[Anonymous No.57917266]

>>57917261
short squeeze

[Anonymous No.57917278]

>>57917228
>mutual fund
I wouldn't. In most cases, they have higher IMFs than a market index. They are also designed to be focused on bluechips and growth companies to provide safe returns. In a given year, approximately 50% of managers can beat the market. When you zoom out to 5 or 10 years it's much worse. Your best bet is to just focus on a broad market fund like VOO which pretty much gives you the same or better returns, and with a fraction of the cost.
You want to hedge? Buy bonds, keep cash, or hold metals.

Also, you can just buy etfs that are sector based if you thing eg utilities or tech will outperform. Bonus: you can potentially write cash-secured puts or covered calls depending on the market trend too

[Anonymous No.57917281]

>>57916916
is it weird that I just market buy stocks instead of all that stuff?

[Anonymous No.57917310]

>>57917228
Why not TQQQ TECL? It's holding but faster.

[Anonymous No.57917318]

they're called brokers cos they'll leave you broke
keep it going

[Anonymous No.57917321]

AGAIN???????///
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOEING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
BOEING
KEKEKE
AAAUURRRGHHH
KWEE KWOO
BZZZZZZZZ
HHHYYYAAAAA
TOO MANY NIGGERLINGS
SPAWN MORE WHITE LORDS

[Anonymous No.57917331]

Why would next week be bad for NVDA? Normies are just now getting into it, there's room left to run

[Anonymous No.57917346]

>>57917073
>it's going to dip well under where it was the day after the last phenomenal earnings report on no news
some of you are truly retarded

[Anonymous No.57917347]

>>57917278
Thanks for the advice. Funny thing, I keep thinking qqq is a mutual fund when it actually isnt. So I guess most of my money is in index funds and some random stocks.

>>57917310
I will look into those but I am not sure what I should sell to but in to those just yet. I only have 2k+. I posted that earlier in the thread.

[Anonymous No.57917354]

>>57917331
Normie interest is top signal.

Source: GME

[Anonymous No.57917357]

>>57917331
Institutional investors are already rotating out of it. Normies blowing their paycheck into it is exactly why you should start offloading before everyone else figures it out.

[Anonymous No.57917360]

>>57917331
Why are you asking /smg/, the place where a slight dip summons the entire bobo doom brigade?

[Anonymous No.57917364]

>>57917321
it makes me seethe so much that this shitco always gets let off the hook cos it's a welfare babby

[Anonymous No.57917368]

>>57917281
Not really. Any option platform will say that options carry high risks and aren't suitable for all investors. The worst thing you can do is be saddled with consumer debt on non-appreciating assets. Most Americans live pay to pay. Some people manage to keep a few months of expenses in a cash account, but it is stupid to say, keep $10,000 in a checking account, the rate of appreciation (if any) is usually like 0.1% to 0.4%. Banks take this and immediately throw it into high yield bonds (4-6%) risk free and laugh at you. Having any exposure to high quality stocks is going to be better than like 95% of the population in the US. It is almost frightening how financially illiterate most people are. You don't have to trade options to incomemax, but it is another tool for people who are into it.
Likewise, when there is a downturn, most people move to cash and safe assets. This is game day for forex traders. No, you're not expected to do that either, but everyone's situation is different

[Anonymous No.57917369]

>>57917347
>I only have 2k+. I posted that earlier in the thread.
What are you investing per month?

[Anonymous No.57917381]

>>57917278
>VOO
This anon knows and is based

[Anonymous No.57917384]

>>57917331
Damn I wish I shorted today

[Anonymous No.57917388]

>>57917369
I simmered down and am aiming for 100 a week whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.57917410]

>>57917388
Another thing you can consider is whether your employer has a stock plan or registered retirement fund. If it's a big enough company, most will match registered fund contributions. The only reason I have WMT, for example, is because they match 15% (up to $1800 per year) from my payroll. I funnel about $150 per pay into it, and having 300 shares I now write covered calls for additional income. But even without that, it's a free $270 per year just by maxing out my contributions. There's profit sharing and other shit on top of that.

There are also tax benefits for contributing to Roth IRAs or 401ks, but it's generally money you can't withdraw until later. Helpful to max them out, but also good to keep money liquid in case you need it.

[Anonymous No.57917417]

>>57917228
Did you also go to a public school in Utah where the required financial literacy credit to graduate was a fresh college grad who played dave ramsey yt videos and give you a fill-in-the-blank worksheet?

[Anonymous No.57917421]

>>57917410
aint nobody got time to be living to 59 imma be killing myself at like 50 fuck the roth brokerage we gaan

[Anonymous No.57917427]

>>57917410
do they do this even for run of the mill retail employees?

[Anonymous No.57917450]

>>57917410
Anon...I only make 36k a year at a steel fab shop. They have gotten so cheap that I didnt even get my $500 christmas bonus this year. But thanks for the advice.

>>57917417
I live on the east coast, m8.

[Anonymous No.57917455]

>>57916884
I fucking hate Hello Fresh.
Don't do it, Anon. That company is trash. They bought half their competition and shat the bed on every front.

They just sent me a coupon for "free breakfast for life."

[Anonymous No.57917493]

>>57917455
>"free breakfast for life."
what exactly are the terms of that? that seems pretty aggressive even for hellofresh

[Anonymous No.57917499]

>>57917427
I'm in (((Canada))) but our limits are based on what the US plan is ($1800). But yes. There's also some registered profit sharing Manulife plan that matches 1% of our income automatically. Check with your employer because it might even vary by state. Managers and salaried employees have different plans which can also include vested shares and options/warrants, typically.

For my registered plan, I have it going into two Mawer Global Equity funds via Manulife/Blackrock. It's like an 80/20 split between emerging and international markets. It gives me some diversification from NA companies, and I'm thinking really long term: in the next 20 years do you think the world's balance of power will remain exactly the same? Maybe, maybe not. If so, my active investing takes care of it. If not, this helps have some exposure to it. Personally I'm expecting Mexico and India to be strong economies a few years after the crash™ happens

[Anonymous No.57917507]

>>57917493
I’m an expert in marketese.
“Enjoy free breakfast for life!!!* act now to earn these HUGE savings!”

*In order to qualify for free breakfast, you must make a qualifying purchase of one (1) breakfast per free breakfast redeemed.

[Anonymous No.57917519]

>>57917331
higher oil prices this past month could leader to a higher cpi on tuesday and its also going to depend on how much inflation yoy is actually going down. tuesdays economic readings are going to have a big effect on the markets.

[Anonymous No.57917526]

>>57917493
>Free breakfast for life
>Haha, whoops! That was only offered through the HelloFresh SE legal entity. Looks like the company that bought us out restructured everything so now your meals are provided by a different company. Looks like you don't get free breakfasts anymore!

[Anonymous No.57917536]

>>57917410
i have something similar
Loblaws match 25%, up to 5% of my paycheck. I just wish Loblaws kept crabbing because I only started like early 2023 so when it reached to $150 momentarily I still basically only have 4-figs in Computershare right now
The RPP (pension) is really nice too, Loblaws is so big they can get a 0.27% total fee on this global equity fund (managed by TD) that I'm dumping 2% (+2% employer match) on

it's just too bad that 100k CAD is just barely enough to be comfortable in Toronto, i had a different idea of what 6-fig living would be like and yet here i am just renting a room with housemates still like a college student lol

[Anonymous No.57917546]

>>57917507
you forgot
*Coupon not valid with any other offers

[Anonymous No.57917548]

Wtf, earlier this evening, an overweight, underdressed lesbian woman knocked on my door. She was at the wrong apartment... but still wtf
Is this bullish or bearish for my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57917549]

>>57917536
Okay, but you're well entrenched there, so why not move out of Toronto to like Barrie or somewhere with cheaper rent? You should still be eligible for your bonuses and such

[Anonymous No.57917563]

>>57917548
rare white cow event.

[Anonymous No.57917571]

>>57916884
>HELFY
I got some gift cards for it and wrote about my experience using it. It was awful. Their "technology" sucks. It was a pain in the ass to get it to work right, and it gave me shit trying to use the gift cards. I had to chat with someone to get it fixed. They also don't apply the gift cards to shipping, after the first one, so it still cost me money.
Shit company, don't invest
They'll probably do a secondary offering or something stupid soon

[Anonymous No.57917578]

>>57917360
You're right, one red day and they unironically think the semiconductor industry is folding

>>57917357
Cathie Wood selling the bottom isn't "institutional investors rotating out". Part of why we tanked today was probably big money cashing in on cheapie calls.

>>57917519
Oil is basically flat over the last year and at a low point of the last two years, I'd honestly be surprised if it had any crazy effect

[Anonymous No.57917580]

>>57917563
Kek

[Anonymous No.57917581]

>>57917281
You should at least set limit orders, even if it is at/above the market price. You get worse fills on market orders than if you set an explicit price.

[Anonymous No.57917591]

>>57917563
So bullish?

[Anonymous No.57917604]

>>57917581
>wake up at 930AM
>call my female broker
>market buy 1000 shares of PLTR
>but anon that's risk-
>hang up go back to bed

[Anonymous No.57917606]

>>57917354
where are you getting the idea that normies just started buying NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57917611]

>>57917549
i have considered it

i think if i can achieve some sort of financial independence i would be willing to take the risk out of my comfort zone
or just not work at all anymore and move out to somewhere cheap

[Anonymous No.57917612]

>>57917123
>Was it GME?
Oh, I get what you were asking now
no no, everything I've done was deliberate to prove/ test to myself how bad the system was and try to explain to people I care about how stupid everything is
I follow the news closely and give people in my small circle what I am convinced is insight to try to 'enlighten' them so they notice. ATT getting hacked last Friday + how bad the health of all four of my grandparents was, I got hit with a reality brick of how bad things were right now and I have family and people I care about heavily exposed to investments that they have quite literally destroyed their bodies for in the jobs they have and after gehhing inquisitive I found out they all just buy whatever moody's and stocktwit's or whatever robinhood ad news is suggesting. Inside, I wish for them all to buy silver coins and bars, but they'd never do that. They do all respect my intelligence enough that if I can put together a defensive portfolio for them to copy with write ups on why I think its resilient to a downward trend in case of my paranoia being real but still profitable if nothing bad happens they still continue make money.
I keep reading and watching resources to study the market to put together that portfolio and started shitposting here the other day as something to pass time whenI'm not trying to edify my brain.

[Anonymous No.57917621]

>>57917331
>Why would next week be bad for NVDA?
every time there's some profit taking like today it always goes full throttle up again... prolly be over 1000 for eow

[Anonymous No.57917625]

I have 5 NVDA :)

[Anonymous No.57917629]

I have 20 TSM :)

[Anonymous No.57917633]

>>57917493
The mailer (which always comes in two — one for me, one for my gf, and also another pair of coupons from "Home Chef" the other company they bought) said that free breakfast for life is one (1) free breakfast item added to your weekly box so long as you maintain your subscription. (Which was about $80/week for two people, 4 meals / week.) About $10/plate.

I canceled our sub because we were one day late on canceling a week (gonna' be out of town for the holidays) and they refused to cancel the box and refund us.

It hadn't been shipped yet.

They offered me a "$50 credit" and I told the customer service rep, "You won't cancel an $80 box to keep me as a customer, but you will send me a $50 credit? I am telling you: Cancel the box, take the extra $30 hit, or I am done forever." They wouldn't budge.

Also, every week for six weeks in a row the box arrived with one ingredient rotted. (Raw chicken leaking, salad greens brown, etc.)

Company is trash, probably bleeding money. I don't see them surviving the next few years without a serious shakeup.

[Anonymous No.57917639]

i have an ear infection :)

[Anonymous No.57917640]

>>57917606
Prime time talking heads saying Nvda go up, leddit posts, coworkers finally talking about it. Normie reaction time is like a year give or take which is the longest these things run for before hedgie hair cut

[Anonymous No.57917642]

>>57917604
She's going to margin call you..

[Anonymous No.57917652]

>>57917612
>Oh, I get what you were asking now
No, I mean manipulating the market makers by forcing a gamma squeeze by writing tons of OTM puts. I don't think it was GME, it was another stock that it occurred on

[Anonymous No.57917654]

Honestly I think we're still in exuberance mode, like early 2021. Even if CPI comes in slightly higher that would only reinforce the current Fed narrative of "waiting to see the right data", which still means ~3 rate cuts this year, which the market has already priced in. Nothing Powell said was bearish, earnings were actually pretty great. Unless the FOMC meeting is insane I don't see much happening to the downside until maybe next earnings season.

[Anonymous No.57917656]

I have a gambling addiction :(

[Anonymous No.57917658]

>>57917421
could one contribute, take low interest loans (when JP lowers them) against your roth, and sorta access it akin to margin?

[Anonymous No.57917659]

>>57917640
>Normie
Shut the fuck up normalfag

[Anonymous No.57917671]

>>57917656
Off-topic. This is /smg/ - Stock Market General.

[Anonymous No.57917676]

female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57917688]

>>57917658
I don't know what you're talking about but I like the cut of yer jib. Have it on my desk by Monday and you're gonna go far kid.

[Anonymous No.57917693]

im going to get gas and a carwash at 1130pm
hope i dont get mugged

[Anonymous No.57917704]

>>57917578
compared to last months cpi reading it has gone up by around 6% or about $10/barrel, but i know that isnt included in their core cpi numbers, but it could effect overall cpi.

[Anonymous No.57917707]

>>57917659

[Anonymous No.57917714]

>>57917654
its too late to cut 3 times. earliest it could possibly happen now is June, and they wont do any rate cuts near an election because it could be seen as a partisan action

[Anonymous No.57917725]

I have 150 MSFT :)

[Anonymous No.57917746]

>>57917604
>wake up at 939AM
>call my female broker
>market buy 1000 put options for PLTR
>but anon that's risk-
>hang up go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.57917747]

>>57917707

[Anonymous No.57917750]

>>57917725
I bought like 15 MSFT during the initial COVID apocalypse times. It was basically all I had to invest. Got some Disney, too.

The MSFT has doubled in value.

The Disney seems to have shit the bed. I'll consider selling if they can get their ass back on straight to get people excited for Secret Wars in 2026.

[Anonymous No.57917754]

rates will be at 6.5% by August. My uncle works for the market and he told me.

[Anonymous No.57917756]

i got lucky and bought 30 shares of AMZN at the generational bottom in 2022 and am now up over 100% :)

[Anonymous No.57917765]

basically if you weren't actively investing during 2020-2022 you are at such a monumental disadvantage that you might as well not bother anymore.

[Anonymous No.57917775]

>>57917765
And do what else, exactly? Sit on cash that's being debased 10-15% yearly? Nah, I'm buying more shit on Monday nigger.

[Anonymous No.57917776]

Is anyone making moves on oracle before earnings?

[Anonymous No.57917789]

>>57917654
You really don't think they'll walk back or delay rate cuts? I know Powell indicated them in his congressional testimonies, but he can still backtrack.
If Trump is elected, Powell will probably be replaced. Failing to kill inflation and letting it rise again is probably not how he wants to be remembered.

[Anonymous No.57917792]

>>57917754
That would be based
I have $30k cash just sitting getting interest

[Anonymous No.57917800]

>lol tsla baggies

[Anonymous No.57917803]

>NVDA 850

[Anonymous No.57917810]

>>57917765
Elaborate
You mean from a learning perspective right? Cause I got destroyed end of 2021 and just came back to sell everything then I realized my ARDX mooned then shit might as well bet against these tards with their fancy endivas n whathaveyou. Kids these days have no idea how much we lost

[Anonymous No.57917812]

>>57917688
I think Elastic Search worth paying attention to because it is the exact kind of company larger tech companies want to acquire during a recession for cheap premiums. It has an actual useful product that large cloud providers resell as part of or as an add-on to their cloud packages.

[Anonymous No.57917815]

>>57917792
he thinks he’ll see 6.5%

[Anonymous No.57917823]

>>57917800
does muskrat deliberately design his vehicles to look as awful as possible?

[Anonymous No.57917829]

>>57917803
It’s going to 666 then it’ll be a Travis Scott music festival in the streets. Moloch demands it

[Anonymous No.57917832]

>>57917800
He was always just an ideas guy from a rich family. He bought talent, he has almost none himself.

[Anonymous No.57917847]

>>57917815
No, I do not think I’ll see it
It would just be based if JP manned up and did it

[Anonymous No.57917855]

>>57917800
I kek'd
My gangstalker can confirm that he heard it

[Anonymous No.57917860]

>>57917714

If commercial real estate losses cause regional bank failures, then it nullify negative election optics and would be "justified" to stabilize the economy.

Powell won't act until his hand is forced, or we achieve less than 2% inflation.

[Anonymous No.57917868]

>>57917789
I don't think they'll walk them back completely, they might do a cut and then pause again though. I just don't think inflation or the economy are as bad as bears want them to be, Powell and other Fed members have openly said they don't need inflation to be exactly 2% to cut rates, and unemployment creeping slightly higher is something they've been trying to do for over a year. I think the market is due for a bed shitting but now doesn't seem like the most likely time for it.

[Anonymous No.57917901]

>>57917832
>He bought talent
tesla's autopilot team is 1600+ and the same person who hired all 1600 of them is the hiring manager for xAI
Grok is not much more sophisticated than what can be made by a semi competent programmer could make in google tensor with lots of credits and time
He didn't buy talent, he casted a wide net

[Anonymous No.57917908]

Are women ok bros? Also can someone shill me a super risky stock to quickly double my money?

[Anonymous No.57917917]

>>57917901
>He didnt buy talent he bought talent
Anon, did you think before you posted that?

[Anonymous No.57917923]

>>57917917
fair

[Anonymous No.57917943]

>>57917908
>someone shill me a super risky stock to quickly double my money?
I'm gambling on earnings next week for these three:
ASAN
PATH
PD
I've done some DD: I checked their career pages and they're all hiring for AI roles, so my thesis is that they'll say AI a lot in earnings calls and the stocks will pump. They could also all dump just as easily because they're the kinds of young tech companies that mostly sell to even younger VC backed companies that are running out of money. So, like I said: gambling

[Anonymous No.57917946]

>>57917908
Kek
Nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.57917949]

Also here's next week's earnings

[Anonymous No.57917955]

i didnt get mugged

[Anonymous No.57917965]

>>57917946
She looks like she has mulatto lips, and also black people tend to have herpes more than other groups. She burned the coal and paid the toll

[Anonymous No.57917967]

>>57917908
I'd go in raw and bust in it. Easy move.
>>57917949
>vaporware companies
Except for Dollar Tree. Love that place.

[Anonymous No.57917975]

>>57917949
Playboy is only worth $61.7M. Kind of crazy.
ULTA calls seem tempting. Its only right to profit off the niggers of gender.

[Anonymous No.57917976]

>>57917908
$woof puts. Keep a small position over a longer time because its low cap and tptb (I haven't gotten to checking out who nor how concentrated the big shareholders are yet) could pump it to make you lose to decay
do what was discussed earlier in the thread to hedge against your position

[Anonymous No.57917982]

>>57917908
The wall femoids hit is really just the great filter if you think about it

[Anonymous No.57917991]

>>57917949
I saw anons talking Oracle calls the other night and they seemed to be smarter than me. I know that Oracle is not a vaporware company because it was my competition some time ago

[Anonymous No.57918000]

>>57917949
ULTA calls could be a winner whores spend their entire paycheck on makeup but the options are quite expensive
S is either going to PANW down or CRWD up maybe a straddle on that one

[Anonymous No.57918014]

>>57917908
i am so fucking happy there's no cure for this shit yet. Whores deserve all this and more.

[Anonymous No.57918015]

>>57917975
when I was in middle school I used to piss off my teachers by cutting moleskin into the pb bunny and then tanning
They can't do anything about a tanline

[Anonymous No.57918027]

>>57917868
That's reasonable. It doesn't feel like inflation is done when crypto is booming, stocks are booming, gold is booming, etc. But that could be temporary and misleading about the broader economy. As you say, the higher unemployment - finally! - is one sign that, in reality, inflation is going down in a lasting way.

[Anonymous No.57918038]

>>57917908
a slightly otm nvda call big risk big reward

[Anonymous No.57918044]

>Tiktok might get banned for real

Bros, is this bearish for social media? Where am I gonna go for quick easy to find videos of those cute bbws dancing around and jiggling everywhere?

[Anonymous No.57918051]

>>57918015
Wtf are you a girl

[Anonymous No.57918054]

>>57918044
LinkedIn

[Anonymous No.57918067]

>>57918051
No the first image that came up in google images for my search phrase was an image of a woman.

[Anonymous No.57918103]

>>57917455
>>57917633
My wife has done a month of Blue Apron here and there over the years - basically whenever she got a discount offer - and I have to say I've never been disappointed. The ingredients were always good and she learned a few new recipes. Hello Fresh sounds like a nightmare in comparison.

[Anonymous No.57918120]

>>57917949
It's time to GAMBURU.

[Anonymous No.57918122]

>>57917621
Definitely wouldn't surprise me, but I'm thinking we consolidate in the $800-900 range next week. Then Jensen brings us over $1k at GDC the following week.

[Anonymous No.57918125]

How will Tesla push the stock price back up? Will Musk make even bigger, crazier promises? That always seems to work.

[Anonymous No.57918141]

>>57917207
interesting

[Anonymous No.57918146]

>>57918120
dont forget to do your due dilly dilly

[Anonymous No.57918163]

>>57918120
Look at something as simple as 14 EMA and buy or sell the last minute before the market closes. You'll usually be right. Try it out, you can develop a strategy from it

[Anonymous No.57918168]

>>57918120
>adobe
calls or puts?

[Anonymous No.57918174]

>>57917800
i mean it doesn't look as sleek, but the final product is a way more functional and cozy design https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFP-TQqpnCk

[Anonymous No.57918183]

>>57918103
I just subscribed to factor. Turns out it comes out to like 14 dollars a meal. First week is discounted so I’ll take that and cancel after. I’m better off with fast food. Also it selected my diet as keto even though I specifically unselected keto so I think I missed out on a lot of tasty meals. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.57918185]

>>57918120
>Betting against one of the fag7
A brave man

[Anonymous No.57918190]

>>57918120
what is your dd on adobe? My 0 dd gut feeling is they lower projections because of ai. Even a stock samsung photo app on an s24 can do what adobe does for most of adobe's paying customers use case is
Them getting blocked out of whatever that acquisition they got barred from when trying to cannibalize competition before it became competition should be the signal to get away from adobe

[Anonymous No.57918194]

>>57918120
>>57918168
Upon third inspection, I believe the colors to mean something...

[Anonymous No.57918210]

>>57918183
https://www.tovala.com
Have you seen this? the value of the counter oven + lock in subscription contract is not bad for keeping the oven forever and getting some quality easy bake meals

[Anonymous No.57918213]

>>57917642
Your female stock broker is gay.

[Anonymous No.57918268]

>>57918125
A new compensation package after that retarded shareholder's lawsuit would be one catalyst, particularly if he ends up with 25% ownership after that AI tweet.
Rate cuts because car company.
More MMs realizing the potential profits of their energy division.
MMs simply rotating money back into TSLA because historically that is what happens after a big sell off - even without a catalyst.

[Anonymous No.57918303]

>>57918268
China's N3 is going to be hard to beat for NA
China accounts for more than 80% of the global solar cell exports, more than 50% of lithium-ion batteries and more than 20% of electric vehicles.

[Anonymous No.57918387]

>>57918210
Eh. I can get a toaster oven for 45 on my own. It having the instructions on WiFi doesn’t even seem like a selling point. So they can scrape my network and cut off the instructions when they want? I hate smart home wizardry. At 9.99 a meal without shipping and whatever else they charge I’ll pass. I’m looking for fast and affordable, not even healthy. Most I will do is baking, no boiling or frying.

[Anonymous No.57918389]

NVDA... is going back up... right?

[Anonymous No.57918418]

>>57918389
lol he bought the top

[Anonymous No.57918421]

>>57918389
Oh yeah it will, Joe Biden or Trump are going to keep pumping computer chips because it's holding up the economy right now.

[Anonymous No.57918479]

>inflation spiking
>wages falling
That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.57918485]

>>57918387
oldfag customers are grandfathered into free shipping :) I dont buy the meals and got the oven a long while ago. I know people who have used it for years
the quickscan works on a lot of grocery store foods and it has custom intructions for stuff like how much humidity to cook at, swapping temps and convection on off at diff times while cooking, etc
^ little stuff that makes a marie calender's pot pie taste better. I like mine a lot

[Anonymous No.57918543]

>>57918479
We’re running out of room on the infographic
>>57918485
Smart oven sounds dope if it does all that. I’ll pass though I need to save money. Maybe when I’m out of school I can start focusing on good home cooked meals that need something like that.

[Anonymous No.57918631]

>>57915846
AMAT, ASML, and KLAC should be going up. ON and MRVL don't have as much to gain from AI that I know about.

[Anonymous No.57918640]

>>57918543
I completely ignore anything larger than my local government.

[Anonymous No.57918647]

>>57918479
If there is a line at MCD when they are trying to sell quarter pounders for $7, then salaries are too high.

[Anonymous No.57918670]

>>57918389
No one cares about your taiwanese pipe dreams.

[Anonymous No.57918673]

>>57918543
chud alert
line go up so economy is fine

[Anonymous No.57918698]

>>57918640
Yes goyim… pay no attention to your tax dollars

[Anonymous No.57918706]

>>57918210
This is clever. Its like kcups. Give people the razor, but sell them the blades.

[Anonymous No.57918730]

>>57918640
I call $BS
no one gives a shit about their municipality or even their neighbor-next-door.

[Anonymous No.57918839]

>>57918698
fake, cirno would never be an NVDA baggie

[Anonymous No.57918916]

>>57918839
Your cirno is safe… for now

[Anonymous No.57918928]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.57918961]

>>57916884
I got in before peak and sold before the peak havent touched it since
A coworker just lowered is buy in price after adding to his position few days ago just to get out without a loss lol

[Anonymous No.57918967]

>>57918916
Wario investing in NVDA? A derivative of a derivative of a precious metal!
Wario doesn't fuck like that

[Anonymous No.57918975]

>If the Federal Reserve cuts rates into this red hot US stock market environment, we could see a bubble form to rival the Tech Bubble a quarter century ago, per Bloomberg

>Meanwhile, Citi predicts the US economy will enter a recession in mid-2024

Bros I don't feel so good right now

[Anonymous No.57918979]

Jack Bogle: "I made it up."

[Anonymous No.57918991]

>>57918967
Alright genius which fucking character would invest in NVDA?

[Anonymous No.57919002]

Thinking abour shoering nvda for a few days
Anyone else has shorts on nvidia?

[Anonymous No.57919021]

>>57918979
It's not just the money and markets.
If a man grew his own food near potable water, he could be too content and free. You tax the man to keep him whipped. This creates tax man jobs. That's a derivative-- jobs that just create and maintain other jobs. It goes deeper. That and everything else is all to maintain a compliant workforce.

[Anonymous No.57919032]

>>57919002
I think you should assuage your gambling addiction.

[Anonymous No.57919058]

How’s does SMG feel about QQQ? I think I want to do a 80/20 split between VWCE and EQQW as a europoor

[Anonymous No.57919080]

>>57919032
Maybe

[Anonymous No.57919141]

>>57919021
I do not know how to make baskets. I am physically unfit to mine. What happens if I get sick? It is better for me to have a way I can exchange my skills for another's. I can pay in food.
Sometimes I do not have food, but I can trade shiny rocks. Its shiny so it is desireable, and others want shiny rocks.
I want protection and services. I am able to happily farm my land if I offer some to the person who keeps others safe.
Sometimes it is cumbersome to use heavy gold or silver, and food spoils. Paper money is more convenient.
It is the cost of living in a society

[Anonymous No.57919189]

>>57915680
so iv done crypto trading but never done stocks, I live in Australia. How the fuck do I start in on this shit? I just want an app or something I can start playing about in.

[Anonymous No.57919218]

>>57919189
You have to sign up with a broker. Get one that is Australian based, is insured (whatever FDIC ewuivalent is) and get it denominated in USD.
If you wanted to trade forex and cfds (I do not recommend this, its not comparable), Blueberry Markets is actually a great australian broker for that

[Anonymous No.57919260]

>>57918928
Wow that's worse than I've seen it in a long while

[Anonymous No.57919363]

>>57919218
>Australian based
or just use ibkr like everyone else

[Anonymous No.57919370]

>>57919363
Dont they need 25k USD though

[Anonymous No.57919382]

>>57918975
Stack up to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.57919417]

>>57919370
only for margin

[Anonymous No.57919501]

I was away for the entirety of yesterday; was there a cause for the NVIDIA dump or just profit taking?

[Anonymous No.57919531]

>>57919501
profit-taking and Biden/Americans being retarded, it's most likely gonna pump right up again next week.

[Anonymous No.57919548]

>>57919501
Biden said he wants to ban AI in his State of the Union speech

[Anonymous No.57919564]

>>57919501
>>57919548
Biden is afraid of AI, he fears what he can't understand.

[Anonymous No.57919599]

Loading up on 950 calls next week. Surely I win.

[Anonymous No.57919695]

I am new and a retard, can someone pls explain, why does it matter if a company's share price goes to 0? If hypothetically everyone decided to dump nvidia shares to 0 tomorrow what would happen to the company?

[Anonymous No.57919715]

>>57919599
>calls

[Anonymous No.57919718]

>>57919695
Buy back all their shares for $0. Now they are a private company.

[Anonymous No.57919733]

>>57919718
So there is no issue on the company's side if their stock goes to 0?

[Anonymous No.57919741]

>>57919733
>is it a problem if my company has a market cap of $0
Nah just work harder bro

[Anonymous No.57919743]

So is nbidya going to fill the gap at 550 or what?

[Anonymous No.57919763]

>>57919733
They have a responsibility to their shareholders to provide them value to the best of their ability.
Shareholders, who own the company, very much care when stocks go down.
"The company's side" is the shareholder's side.

In the impossible, hypothetical scenario where for no reason at all a stock is trading at $0, a company could buy it's own shares for nothing. But that doesn't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.57919811]

>>57919741
But that's the thing, I can open my own little company mowing lawns or something and not issue a stock but still be making some money right? I genuinely don't understand the whole deal about marketcap.
>>57919763
>But that doesn't mean anything.
Then why does it matter? Aside from shareholders abandoning the company doesn't the company still have its assets?

[Anonymous No.57919835]

>>57916214
>JPM has trillions in cash NYCB has a $2B mcap or some shit.
They wouldn't dilute shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57919850]

>>57919743
$10

[Anonymous No.57919865]

>>57917639
I got a bacterial and fungal infection at the same time a while back, fucking sucked balls.

[Anonymous No.57919866]

>>57919811
mcap is just a measurement. its not really relevant to assets. its fake values.

[Anonymous No.57919881]

>>57919695
If the share price magically became $0 the company could no longer pay employees in stock and would have to instead spend a lot of cash on salaries.

[Anonymous No.57919882]

>>57919811
No, this hypothetical doesn't matter because it is too far from reality.
Start with a smaller step, understand that, then repeat it.

What happens when the stock falls? Why does it fall? What does it mean for the company, for the shareholders when the stock falls?

Is the situation different at $900 than at $500, than at $10, than at $0.99, $0.01, $0.00?

[Anonymous No.57919899]

>>-11%

[Anonymous No.57920031]

>>57919882
Investors sold because the company isn't doing well and don't expect a return on their investment dragging the price down. The company's performance is reflected in its share price and if it doesn't do well then shareholders sell bringing down the price. A company's shares going to 0 means all faith in the company has vanished. So it is pretty much the shareholders that decide the total value/mcap of the company. Did I get this right?

[Anonymous No.57920038]

>>57919695
>>57919881
not every company pays in stock to employees.

the point of going public is to sell stock they printed as portions of owneship. they take that money and invest in new products to expand the comapny and make more money. if the company goes to 0 a share the investors lose and all want blood and can demand the company liquidate assets to fire sell to repay investors.

[Anonymous No.57920088]

whos baking

[Anonymous No.57920092]

>>57920088

[Anonymous No.57920302]

this ai shit (not the stock, the tech) is going to crash the whole market isn't it

[Anonymous No.57920309]

>>57920304
Nu