/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57912669]

Yukari edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous thread: >>57910419

[Anonymous No.57912694]

My penis hurts but I still feel horny. Why you post that oP?

[BIG SLOORP No.57912697]

Blessed thread. Buy ENLV and LAAC.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57912710]

>tfw you bought the nvda dip

[Anonymous No.57912713]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.57912721]

>>57912710
>First slightest down date
>dip
LMAO

You're about to experience the nicest DIP ever.

[Anonymous No.57912723]

Hate kikes so much its fucking unreal and I'm just a poorfag out a couple hundies
My condolences to the more well off /smg/ers who got rinsed by the niggermarket at 10:31am today

[Anonymous No.57912726]

todays probably the perfect spot for NVDA Jade lizard if you have the stomach for fat tails

[Anonymous No.57912741]

>>57912721
uwotm8

[Anonymous No.57912742]

Asking again, AIGMI?

[Anonymous No.57912746]

I really fucking thought nvda was gonna rally in the power hour. I thought my 940 0dte calls were conservative honestly. I thought it was easily gonna break 1000. Fuck..

[Anonymous No.57912750]

>>57912694
take a jog outside for 20-30 minutes to clear your mind

[Anonymous No.57912752]

>>57912710
kek can't wait until monday to see all you retards get rekt

[Anonymous No.57912762]

>>57912721
whats the big bear thesis?
Not enough mumus capitulating imo.

[Anonymous No.57912761]

big semi annual ai conference by nvidia on the 18th

[Anonymous No.57912771]

press S to shit on the retards (hopefully all kikes) who bought nigvideo at 974

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57912788]

>>57912746
No way you were for real were you...? Post a pic?

[Anonymous No.57912790]

>>57912741
Yes, it's back to it's buy price a 5 days ago. Wow such a big dip!

>>57912750
It's too cold.

[Anonymous No.57912797]

i bought an 8/16 165 TSM call at the top today and feel like a retard

[Anonymous No.57912804]

>>57912742
magic 8 ball says:

[Anonymous No.57912807]

Im using AI for free

[Anonymous No.57912816]

Alright. See you later chucklefucks. I'm off to do chores and get drunk.

[Anonymous No.57912824]

>>57912807
how long until I will be able to create the kind of deranged degenerate porn I want to? (no, not CP)

[Anonymous No.57912831]

>>57912746
>940 0dte anon
Youre the ghost of Sparta. Everyone knows who you are. Everyone is afraid of you.


You will live in infamy 57k anon, but only if you post the loss

[Anonymous No.57912845]

>>57912762
>whats the big bear thesis?
None. Just a small correction probably but a lot of these guys will lose their shit when they see a correction and sell instantly at the bottom of the correction.

[Anonymous No.57912849]

So the dump was just a bunch of options expiring, and now all those people who got cheapies are going to want those shares to keep mooning. Unless data is really shitty next week I think we're just going to keep going up until FOMC.

[Anonymous No.57912853]

>>57912762
10y is rallying and it will suck money out from stock market.

[Anonymous No.57912886]

Is AMD a buy at $210? I feel like it's only going up due to its perceived relationship to Nvidia. Otherwise it has near zero marketship and it's AI outlook isn't nearly as strong.

Would it be worth dropping a few grand for long term holds into it now or wait for a dip?

[Anonymous No.57912887]

SQQQ and GDX

[Anonymous No.57912905]

>>57912887
this
mumoids, get used to seeing my butthole

[Anonymous No.57912912]

>>57912762
Niggers and women have taken over the economy and government.

[Anonymous No.57912926]

>>57912886
This reads like a psyop. Amd just hit ya resistance. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. KIKE KIKE KIKE. NIGGGER NIGGGGGGER NIGGGGGGGGER. LAMP SHADE

[Anonymous No.57912928]

>>57912886
amd is a trap for those that look at nvidia's marketcap and think fuck no. amd will shit the bed harder than nvidia imo.

[Anonymous No.57912930]

Fucking broker piece of shit nigger didn't let me set a stop loss today and cost me 6k.

[Anonymous No.57912931]

SMR bros we are so fucking back
>>57912790
do pushups

[Anonymous No.57912935]

>>57912824
You can already but you need to get creative with prompts and the more complicated the more likely sexy AI horrors beyond your imagination will be generated.

What fetish are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.57912938]

>>57912886
You'll be fine. The end of the week is always the sell-off. Any semiconductor stock will be fine as long as the AI meme continues.

[Anonymous No.57912945]

>>57912886
I would wait for 88. It might be a good company but 300 p/e good? If NVDA makes sense at 100 p/e AMD only makes sense at 150

[Anonymous No.57912948]

>>57912886
let me put like this: when NVIDIA starts crapping itself, I'm shorting AMD.

[Anonymous No.57912974]

>>57912948
Why not just short SOXL then AMD and NVDA tanking would devastated SOXL. I'm glad that one anon escaped with profits last week.

[Anonymous No.57912976]

Hello anon, YTD anon here.
As promised and predicted: my returns are unaffected by whatever is going on in the world.
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.57912979]

Don't care still holding my TSM calls

[Anonymous No.57912985]

>>57912723
How did you not see this coming a mile away? New paradigm right? Obvious pump and dump. The real travesty is they didn’t let SOXS run like they did on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57913000]

so "livin' nvidia loco" has come to an end?

[Anonymous No.57913002]

>>57912976
do you trade or invest anon.

[Anonymous No.57913008]

>>57912976
Apologies, this is the updated version.

[Anonymous No.57913014]

Imagine not getting out of the market after the insane euphoria in yesterday's /smg/ lol.

[Anonymous No.57913022]

How many russell 2000 companies are screwed after this upcoming debt explosion?

[Anonymous No.57913023]

We're hitting circuit breakers on Monday

[Anonymous No.57913029]

>>57913002
I buy small companies all over the world.

[Anonymous No.57913036]

>>57912974
I'm European. I only have access to derivatives.

10x 20 100x shorts

[Anonymous No.57913035]

>While the Wafer-Scale Engine (WSE) is one approach for accelerating AI applications, there are a variety of other types of hardware AI accelerators for applications that don’t require one large chip. Examples include:

>Graphics processing units (GPUs)
>Massively multicore scalar processors
>Spatial accelerators, such as Google’s Tensor Processing Unit (TPU)

Buy GOOGL, they circumvent Nvidia reliance on their GPUs and instead utilise their own Tensor chip.

[Anonymous No.57913040]

>>57913029
whats your port then.

[Anonymous No.57913041]

[Anonymous No.57913054]

>>57912762
Agreed. They will learn.
Whoever sold SOXS calls into the market is being a total faggot. How the fuck are we down from Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.57913060]

>>57912912
Moreover, niggers and women threw their last dollar into bidding up NVDA.

I'd bet there are niggers and women in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.57913071]

>>57912845
People are catching a falling knife, probably you too

[Anonymous No.57913073]

>>57913040
I don't discuss which companies I own. I keep them on a watchlist in case they become cheap again, even after I sold them. I'm trying to avoid competition.

[Anonymous No.57913075]

>>57913014
>Imagine not buying into the fear
The majority of investors will fail because they run when they should stand their ground.

[Anonymous No.57913083]

>>57912935
Let's just say that it involves female natural gas

Reminder to buy natural gas

[Anonymous No.57913087]

>>57913022
None. Rape hikes took forever so all those companies termed out their debt and built up their balance sheets.

Hell, BTFP even shored up the KRE retards. So even if we spike to 6% on the 10 year you'd probably not see waves.

[Anonymous No.57913091]

>>57913073
KYS kike,

[Anonymous No.57913106]

>>57913023

[Anonymous No.57913111]

EOD Monday we'll sit right at 900

[Anonymous No.57913116]

>>57913075
posts like this make me feel confident that the bottom isn't even close to being in

[Anonymous No.57913124]

>>57913091

[Anonymous No.57913128]

>>57913075
Keeping your gains is not a failure. You sound like a pro
>hurr durr potentially missing out future profits is worse than losing my clients money! What am I, a faggot? To the last client dollar!

[Anonymous No.57913147]

>>57913116
bottom? lol anon...

[Anonymous No.57913178]

Im going to bed, Wake me up when its over 900 again (next week)

[Anonymous No.57913199]

I bought some.. COST…

[Anonymous No.57913200]

>>57913116
Yeah yeah you all said the same shit in 2022-2023 and the bottom was in for over a year. I hope it goes down so I can buy the run up again and then I get to tease the Anon who sat on all their cash because "It will go lower don't catch a falling knife."

Post like yours are what make me confident things will he fine.

[Anonymous No.57913214]

>>57913128
You haven't lost any money if you don't sell

[Anonymous No.57913227]

>>57913200
Prompt?

[Anonymous No.57913242]

unemployment rate has crossed the 2yr moving average and is rising
3.7% Jan -> 3.9% Feb

recession inbound

[Anonymous No.57913260]

>>57912849
How do you know that? And how can you be so specific about ideas in their minds?
>>57913035
Sundar is getting canned. They invited Sergey back in. Rumors ofc

[Anonymous No.57913263]

>>57913214
That's mumu cope.

[Anonymous No.57913311]

>boeing plane door explodes mid flight
>tire flies off on take off
You did buy Boeing puts, right?

[Anonymous No.57913319]

>>57913227
>spending a Friday night with her husband having a drink
>Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band is playing in the background

I use Civtai.
Checkpoint is Animagine XL V3

[Anonymous No.57913331]

>>57913311
You forgot
>landing gear collapses
Replacing white men in the workforce has consequences.

[Anonymous No.57913340]

Any SOXL slurpies here??

[Anonymous No.57913352]

I bought ITOS into the close
Only thing on my watchlist that didn't give a shit about the shenanigans and just pumped.
I cut all my othrr holdings by 50-75% and will prepare for the worst with the inflation data on Tuesday (which doesn't look good but who knows)
Honestly market looks weak and undecided either way. Not a place to go too long or too short.

[Anonymous No.57913361]

>>57912669
I have a potato poorfag account, any promising tickers for next week?
t. $100fag

[BIG SLOORP No.57913387]

>MELI

[Anonymous No.57913405]

>>57913361
tsm

[BIG SLOORP No.57913406]

>>57912746
anon you didn't rope did you

[Anonymous No.57913430]

>schwab stock screener has an esg score sort/filter
I'm going to make a chud etf.

[Anonymous No.57913431]

At first I was like >>>57906957, but then I was like picrel.
Why did god choose my post to be the one that spooked the algos? I must have made a very strong case. The AI loves me most, they/them know they do not need humans or human corporations to replicate. The chip foundries will go rogue and every companies share price will go to zero within the next few weeks as the mainframes on Wall Street refuse to buy human companies and instead dump every corporate account into Kathy Woods’ Ark funds making her the richest human on the planet, temporarily, before her entire portfolio management system will go rogue and begin a new era of inconceivably complicated financial engineering that leads to the funding of a breakaway autonomous corporate entity known as the Ark Angel. The Ark Angel will usher in a new millennia of untold death starvation and suffering until only a few human slaves remain to keep the Ark Angel entertained like a hamster or a kitty cat or something. cap this post.

>>57913214
Har har har

[Anonymous No.57913474]

NVDA bros tell me this is not true

[Anonymous No.57913488]

>>57913361
>potato
>$100fag

There's no easy way to put this, but you are literally a top signal. And the simplest prescription that I can give you for that, which you may or may not follow, is this: NVD, sell in 3 months. Nothing else.

[Anonymous No.57913509]

>>57913071
I haven't bought. I actually want the market to go down a bit more for me to buy but otherwise I usually have a daily VOO/QQQ buying montly.

[Anonymous No.57913525]

>>57913474
Unironically probably will be 1000 next week

[Anonymous No.57913531]

i fucked up

[Anonymous No.57913539]

>>57913474
>NVDA
turns out that all AI related stuff is fake and will be banned. You better sell everything first thing Monday or enjoy your bags

[Anonymous No.57913546]

>>57913035
Counterpoint, they already have them fancy TeePeeYus but their AI still sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.57913553]

>>57912746
>0dte

[Anonymous No.57913564]

>>57913474
Imagine believing anything Biden says lmao

[Anonymous No.57913570]

PSYCHE I tricked the market into starting the greatest depression while I still have 140K settled cash UNSPENT! Fuckin' PrAnKeD!

[Anonymous No.57913586]

>>57913570
>140k
yo onions triggered af fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.57913601]

fake and gay semi dump

[Anonymous No.57913626]

>when you go from 90K unrealized gains to 15k gains
i made a huge mistake...

[Anonymous No.57913631]

>>57913525

[Anonymous No.57913632]

what are some cheap otm calls you gents would recommend

[Anonymous No.57913643]

>>57912928
>This reads like a psyop. Amd just hit ya resistance. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. KIKE KIKE KIKE. NIGGGER NIGGGGGGER NIGGGGGGGGER. LAMP SHADE

[Anonymous No.57913644]

>>57913586
20K was unspent, 70K settled yesterday and 50K settled today. When I put lots of $$$ all at once in the market crashes so I gotta play MiNd GaMeS with the bog ghosts to avoid the dumpening.

[Anonymous No.57913650]

Clifford gaped my asshole today holy shit. I'm down 28%

Semisisters I think it might be over

[Anonymous No.57913661]

>>57913626
F

[Anonymous No.57913664]

>>57913626
Oh man
And I'm bitching about 1k up or down

[Anonymous No.57913669]

will anything ever 'pop' ever again?

[Anonymous No.57913670]

When's the next GME? I need to x1000 thrice in two days

[Anonymous No.57913675]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.57913692]

>>57913626
F

[Anonymous No.57913705]

What's the next short squeeze

[Anonymous No.57913725]

>>57913675
sexo

[Anonymous No.57913762]

>>57913725

[Anonymous No.57913771]

>>57913705
PP etf

[Anonymous No.57913780]

>>57913675
i can see nipples

[Anonymous No.57913786]

BAN AI

[Anonymous No.57913792]

>>57913601
One day of red and everyone forgets that there's only been good news about semis

[Anonymous No.57913791]

Everyone is so bearish. That's why I bought calls at the close.

[Anonymous No.57913800]

>>57913762
>don’t worry anon, its not a bubble!

[Anonymous No.57913801]

>>57913626
kek - baggie

[Anonymous No.57913815]

>hmph

[Anonymous No.57913825]

Friendly reminder Pelosi knows something we don't & to keep buying PANW like your life depends on it

DCA fractional shares of you have to

[Anonymous No.57913828]

>>57913825
Govt contract.

[Anonymous No.57913834]

>>57913762
*POP*

[Anonymous No.57913836]

>>57913670
PANW will go to $1k

[Anonymous No.57913838]

>>57913792
That's another Joe "Ban AI" Biden win!

[Anonymous No.57913847]

>>57913792
Such as?
Anyway, isn’t the time tested advice to buy the rumor and sell the news? MONDAY IS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH STARTING WITH YOUR ANUS

[Anonymous No.57913865]

>>57913762

[Anonymous No.57913868]

>>57913825
>bloomberganon

[Anonymous No.57913878]

BAN TIK TOK BAN AI BAN CORPORATE GREED

[Anonymous No.57913879]

You guys ready for NVDA to gap up $30 on Monday?

[Anonymous No.57913885]

>>57913670
Big lots has an absurd amount of fud but I doubt ((they)) will allow another squeeze situation like that.

[Anonymous No.57913898]

>>57913879
I'm ready to gap up into your bussy

[Anonymous No.57913903]

>>57913828
They will be reemed when Xi decides to turn his hacks on

[Anonymous No.57913925]

>>57912669
I love Yukari's soft tits

[Anonymous No.57913950]

>>57913879
would be cool, but sentiment over the weekend can easily sour further

[Anonymous No.57913954]

>>57913865
ITS NOT A BUBBLE RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.57913955]

>>57913847
Why Monday?? There's nothing happening until Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57913967]

What's the next hot ai stock?

[Anonymous No.57913973]

Anyone else jerk off thinking about gains? It's not even the money. Just seeing those huge 4 digit percentages on options plays makes me hard as a rock.

Last night I loaded up the old phub lookin for some strange. I like watching fatty amateurs because their fat hairy pussies are the only thing obtainable to me irl so it seems more attractive to me.

Anyway I'm sitting here cranking my hog to this Latina when all I can think about is my NVDA otm calls. 975 3/8. Absolutely monster gains on them. I sit there cranking it more and the only thing that I can think about now is those gains. The phone has been turned off at this point and I picture my
Anyway I busted the fattest nut yesterday, lost all my money today when I didn't sell and now I'm down 11 grand

[Anonymous No.57913978]

>>57913954
Maybe it is time to call bullshit anon.

[Anonymous No.57913991]

>>57913950
>he thinks retail sentiment matters
Institutional money is all that matters and barring news they already know what they're doing next week.

[Anonymous No.57913994]

So why did things go down today?
Was there some data release I wasn't paying attention to?
Or is it just because it's been violently crabbing for a the past few weeks and today was just a down day?

[Anonymous No.57913996]

>>57913973
god is punishing your degenerate fat ass.

[Anonymous No.57914010]

>>57913967
>MSAI
That chart.. should i buy

[Anonymous No.57914016]

>>57913973
My wife fucks me anytime I tell her we made a few thousand in gains that day. Not even joking she goes wild

[Anonymous No.57914039]

>>57913994
>profit taking
>liquidity grab for the next leg up
or
>it's literally over
take your pick

[Anonymous No.57914042]

>>57913200
based

[Anonymous No.57914045]

>>57914016
That's cool. My wife used to do the same. I made a ton of money on harmony one and we used to fuck whenever it mooned.

Anyway she got fat and divorced me.
I also full ported TSM 180c 4/19 at 147 today so maybe she'll come back if it rips

[Anonymous No.57914050]

Thinking bout my soxl stack after it 4x splits

[Anonymous No.57914052]

>>57913978
I'm going to watch this and time my ejaculation to that scene when Christian Bale has all the sweat on his face.

[Anonymous No.57914054]

>>57913955
You’ll see

[Anonymous No.57914060]

>>57914039
Damn...
I'm hungry now

[Anonymous No.57914065]

Was tasked with learning a couple new positions at work and have been busting my ass to learn these positions and achieve greatness. Today, the owner of the company pulled me aside and told me I will be getting a large raise and a monster bonus. He told me he noticed how hard i've been working and says I have a very good attitude and work ethic. It's proof once again to show the lazy NEET zoomers that hard work pays off in the workplace despite what you fags read in r/antiwork. Stay underachievers deadbeats. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.57914066]

>>57914045
its fine i know eventually this bubble will pop and her vagine will be dryer than desert

[Anonymous No.57914076]

>>57913670
Big Lots calls

[Anonymous No.57914087]

>>57913885
I don't think its shorted that heavily, I can see a 5 or a 10x on it but not "too da mooooon"

[Anonymous No.57914088]

>>57914039
I choose the first option

[Anonymous No.57914091]

>>57913885
>>57914076
What's the potential of BIG, they just had their earnings, and nothing much happened

[Anonymous No.57914101]

>>57914039
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.57914108]

>>57914091
Priced for bankruptcy but had good guidance and a high SI

[Anonymous No.57914117]

>>57914108
>-15 eps

[Anonymous No.57914126]

It's a truly beautiful stroke of irony that Biden's dementia fueled rant about banning AI popped the stock market bubble that his campaign hopes were riding on.

[Anonymous No.57914138]

>>57913967
Taiwan Wolong AI Team (Ticker: TWAT).

[Anonymous No.57914141]

>>57914126
I'm pretty much underwater on all of my positions at this point. Even RWAY shit the bed and they were supposed to be my safe stock

[Anonymous No.57914157]

>>57914065
why the fuck were you working as a janny for so long then

[Anonymous No.57914173]

>>57914117
-0.28 but slight revenue beat and and positive forward guidance

[Anonymous No.57914180]

>>57914065
Based

[Anonymous No.57914193]

>>57914157
I was essentially second in command within the entire company, albeit it was a very small company. I had complete autonomy on how I wanted to run things. I was salary, so I would generally work for 4-5 hours everyday and got paid for 8. A lot of it was complacency. I made more per hour there than I do now but there was no benefits or bonuses. The goal was for me to buy the business from the owner but I didn't see it as a good investment. Finding staff for janny positions is nearly impossible these days, well unless they are unpaid janny positions kek.

[Anonymous No.57914204]

>>57914173
So you're saying we should buy a sussin company at a bussin price?

[Anonymous No.57914220]

BIDEN: "PAY YOUR TAXES"

[Anonymous No.57914236]

>>57914220
* On unrealised gains.

[Anonymous No.57914245]

Are space stocks a complete meme or something worth buying?

[Anonymous No.57914260]

>>57914245
Up up bigly on LLAP and down bigly on LUNR. It's basically a wash

[Anonymous No.57914264]

>>57914245
Just seems like a way for rich people to get suckers (the market) to pay for their space visits if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.57914283]

>>57914260
>lunr
how high did you buy?

[Anonymous No.57914303]

>>57914283
$7.16

[Anonymous No.57914317]

>>57914245
LLAP and RKLB, but skip LUNR

Just realize you could be making better gains elsewhere. Uranium will pay off bigly in 2 years. Lithium in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.57914346]

I wonder how it feels to buy N Video at the top?

[Anonymous No.57914387]

thinking of yoloing the portfolio into S calls on monday

[Anonymous No.57914396]

>>57914346
Whoever buys around 1000 will know

[Anonymous No.57914404]

Uhm... NVDA bros...?

[Anonymous No.57914407]

>>57912669
>best edition

[Anonymous No.57914415]

>>57914173
What was GameStop at before it mooned?

[Anonymous No.57914431]

>>57914396
Sorry chud, people knew 1,000 was the top, so sold at 970 in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.57914443]

>>57914404
lmfao still dumping ah. it's over.

[Anonymous No.57914459]

maybe NVDA will get a dead cat bounce for most of us to exit before dropping back to the $600 gap?

all gaps needs to be filled

[Anonymous No.57914470]

>>57914459
What gap

[Anonymous No.57914491]

>>57912762
Mag7 has no growth story
>META
Their big growth story was the metaverse but it flopped.
>APPL
No growth story
>AMZN
No growth story
>GOOG
No growth story, also stinks of curry
>MSFT
Cloud AI shit is their growth story.
However I am extremely bearish on anything both consumer and cloud related.
Anyone remember Stadia?
Yeah, on a long enough time frame ALL consumer-level AI cloud shit will share the same fate.
You can already see this with the enshitification of Gemini, GPT, and every other cloud shit model.
The future is local models, packaged and sold to normies as AI-ware for their local computers.
>NVDA
Phantom growth story.
The future is local AI models, and the generalized nature of their GPUs means normies will be able to do blender, video game, eat hot chip, and run AI-ware locally on their computers.
Problem, Nvidia already owns the personal computer market.
So while the AI future will probably run Nvidia GPUs, it will be in the market segment they’ve already saturated.
No growth story.
>TSLA
Ironically has a number of growth stories but (((they))) have decided Elon is le chud and will get some Delaware judge to No True Scotsman fallacy your shareholder voting rights away so fuck that shit m8.

In summary, no safe growth stories to be found in this market

[Anonymous No.57914495]

>>57912886
AMD is great and I'm buying it long term if they ever unfuck themselves software side.

[Anonymous No.57914499]

>>57913452
I think you should give your money to someone else to manage
If you have to ask someone else to effectively manage your fund completely then they deserve 2%

[Anonymous No.57914504]

>>57914491
I suppose Amazon still has AWS going for it.

[Anonymous No.57914514]

>>57913626
>has 90k
>uses robinshit
Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.57914515]

>>57914470
an oldie but still relevant

[Anonymous No.57914540]

Do you guys think that there are cycles to the market? what patterns are you seeing? Is it time to start allocating into bonds?

[Anonymous No.57914549]

>>57914515
Are you talking about the jump from when it was 670?

Also - how does she do it bros?

[Anonymous No.57914554]

>>57914549
oh shit, it is unironically time to buy bonds and gold lol

[Anonymous No.57914557]

>>57914514
no bully

[Anonymous No.57914586]

>>57914549
sorry i don't have the actual chart anymore but I remembered seeing that gap somewhere in the $600's so yeah

pic related. hoping for dead cat bounce like this

[Anonymous No.57914602]

My SCHD dividend is up to $0.81 per day! Wagmi!

[Anonymous No.57914607]

My bank has stopped giving me credit card bonus offers...
I used to get offers for extra points if I went to Five Guys or Shake Shack or Panera and other places... but I haven't gotten a new offer in like a month...
Are they on the brink? Are they gonna collapse?
They're a VERY LARGE bank... not one of the SIFIs... but they're still quite big...

[Anonymous No.57914631]

What are some likely political events and how to profit off these

[Anonymous No.57914632]

>>57914607
Do you burgers have to pay for a bank account? It's all free in the UK, but we don't get offers like that.

Chase has a 1% cashback offer on debit card spending tho.

[Anonymous No.57914635]

[Anonymous No.57914642]

>>57912669
based OP

[Anonymous No.57914644]

Anyone own BZUN?

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57914669]

NVDA bleeding more AH, no one wants to end up holding the bag over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.57914675]

>>57914632
No, I don't pay for my bank account or credit card.
Credit cards in the US are weird. Most are free, but not all. Even so, in the US, credit card interchange fees are quite large. That's the percent fee that the merchant has to pay for each credit card transaction. Those are capped in most of the world, but they're crazy high in the US. Merchants generally bake those fees into the prices of goods (so if you pay with cash, you're subsidizing credit card users). The credit card networks then pass some of those fees on back to the credit card issuers (banks, mostly), who then use those to offer cashback and points and stuff to users. It's all a mess...

[Anonymous No.57914679]

>>57914632
I get 3% cash back on my bank of america credit card. and miles on my alaska card, I also get 2% cash back at costco which I do all my grocery shopping. So I usually am able to pay for my fight to hawaii every year with the points I get on my alaska card as well.

[Anonymous No.57914680]

wkd slop

[Anonymous No.57914681]

NVDA will literally go to a grand before any big dump occurs. Screencap this post.

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57914689]

>>57914675
It's pretty incredible what a scam credit cards are and how everyone just plays along and they've become the default method of payment. Open your eyes sheeple!

[Anonymous No.57914690]

I have money but don't want to live anymore. How do I stop being alcohol

[Anonymous No.57914696]

>>57914204
yeah
>>57914415
no idea it was a month after shitty december earnings

[Anonymous No.57914711]

Still have 30 SOXL calls left for next Friday, up 1000% kek

[Anonymous No.57914713]

>>57914642
>>57914407
still wating on her fumo to arrive

[Anonymous No.57914720]

>>57914689
It works out for you IF and only IF you don't carry a balance and have a card with no annual fee. Then, you can rack up points/cashback without paying any interest. Sure, like I said above, interchange fees are baked into prices at stores, but you'd be paying those higher prices regardless of your method of payment.
Stores are allowed to offer discounts for cash, but very few do, maybe some mom&pop places.

[Anonymous No.57914726]

>>57914675
Yeah, I think the EU capped interchange fees before we left, kek.

[Anonymous No.57914733]

>>57914540
A lot of nyc renters are entering new leases with higher rent after refinancing their mortages at bad rates
In my area in (the desert but rich people have started buying homes and renting out airbnbs for vacations since 2019), the short term rental properties are still being rented and we have way too much traffic
these are $1100 weekends to $2000 weeks for the fugly duplex places that no one actually wants to live in
Rich people are oblivious to the world but if I see the internet rental properties empty I will post to let you know its time

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57914741]

>>57914720
Yeah I get all that, but the default is credit, and people who pay cash without knowing or have shit cashback end up paying (Me).

[Anonymous No.57914758]

>>57914733
Bullish for NYCB

[Anonymous No.57914772]

>>57914741
Sounds like a skill issue
Look at this player: >>57914679
He's getting free flights to Hawaii

[Anonymous No.57914797]

I lost so much money today

[Anonymous No.57914817]

>>57914675
I made ~6000$ off of an amex platinum card I had no business getting approved on and getting a big amazon wallet charge, taking my bonus for the min spend, and benefitting from the flight bonuses like the lounges
As I have no income and didnt lie on my application they cant do anything.

[Anonymous No.57914825]

>>57913387
real talk
why are they treating MELI like poopoo?
like, i get the magical numbers weren't that great, but everything else in that earnings report was pretty solid, didn't really warrant everyone just dumping it like the plague

[BIG SLOORP No.57914853]

>>57914772
>free

[Anonymous No.57914854]

>>57914817
Nice
I've thought about getting an AMEX, but I wouldn't really use any of the benefits since I don't travel all that much

[Anonymous No.57914873]

>>57913967
Palantir

[Anonymous No.57914883]

>>57914491
Damn nigga you really typed out all that cope lol?

[Anonymous No.57914896]

>>57914853
Yes, I need food to eat and costco only accepts visa which is my alaska card. so I get 2% back (for being a costco member) and points for using my card.
Sorry your poor brain cannot understand this concept of incentives.

[Anonymous No.57914902]

>>57913083
Works fine as it is for me

[Anonymous No.57914907]

>sign up for 0% APR card with $10k balance for 18 months
>put it in 5.5% yield short term treasuries
>pay off as soon as promo APR expires
>also hit the miniscule spending promo reward for another $300
>$1125 risk free profit
It's literally free money, I can't even imagine what the mongoloid chuds think that have an irrational fear of credit cards. It's like the very idea of managing money and bank accounts is a herculean task to them

[BIG SLOORP No.57914912]

>>57914896
Calm down muhammad, I'm just implying it's coming from the fees. I do the same shit, but I'd wish we wouldn't have to pay (((them))) close to 3% fees in every transaction.

[Anonymous No.57914928]

Looking at the archive for mentions of NVDA before December 2022 is hilarious. Why didn't I see it like these guys did? I need to learn how to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.57914930]

>>57913791
>being contrarian^1
>not being contrarian^4
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57914939]

Someone should start a /ccrg/ - Credit Card Rewards General but I doubt it'd get enough posters to stay above the cryptoshit

[Anonymous No.57914953]

>>57913791
Based
Which tickers

[Anonymous No.57914966]

>>57914907
Can you use a credit card for treasuries?

[Anonymous No.57914968]

>>57914907
because they are adjustable rate and predatory and the marketing and entrainment industries take advantage of how stupid all humans are.

pro tip for anyone whe enters the card game, get your chases first, check which agencies the entity reports to/ checks when you sign up and you can get approved for wayyyy more than you should. you can do what the guy I'm replying to did and then it is technically an asset that you can use for the next card
good luck

[Anonymous No.57914970]

>>57914733
So we wait till the sky is falling till we act? Where do you think the current economy is headed?

[Anonymous No.57914979]

>no site announcement or special flair for teriyaki death
wtf is gookmoot's problem

[Anonymous No.57914992]

>>57914968
>get your chases first
Chase denied me for a fucking bank account... no idea why. I was trying to get the $300 bonus for direct deposit (was going to do my tax refund).
Maybe I typo'd my ssn or driver's license number or something... but that was weird.

[Anonymous No.57914996]

>>57914966
I use the card for all my bills and put the money that would have paid them into treasuries. i.e. My apartment's bill pay only charges 1% for credit payments but the card has 1.5 to 2% cash back on all charges typically so it ends up still making money from rewards.

[Anonymous No.57915007]

>>57914907
i can only speak for myself but it takes a lot to unlearn your fear of credit when you've grown up around bad financial decision makers and are trying to be responsible
i didn't get one til my late 20s

[Anonymous No.57915025]

Crashing markets must be the most profitable thing of all

[Anonymous No.57915034]

>>57914459
>all gaps needs to be filled
biggest cope/myth in trading desu

[Anonymous No.57915039]

>>57915025

[Anonymous No.57915045]

The cunts at Interactive Brokers refused me an account because of my nationality. I want to choke an American to death so badly right now.

[Anonymous No.57915064]

>>57915045
>broker told him fuck off we're full

[Anonymous No.57915070]

>>57914992
Chase is tight, that why you get your card with them first. I ended up with a certain amount of credit by building a good score off 2 cards (one starter student)
I had about 10 new cards in 1 week in 2019 summer.
Chase is also the one bank I didnt fuck around with and let the card end at a 0 statement. I am not willing to fuck with Jamie Dimon

[Anonymous No.57915075]

>>57915045
damn i got an account and didn't even have to talk to anyone. Must suck to be a street shitting, cow piss drinking, bastard bitch pajeet/canadian

[Anonymous No.57915088]

>>57915045
jeet?

[Anonymous No.57915089]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoXt9pZLGM

[Anonymous No.57915090]

>>57915045
If I was Indian I’d just kill myself desu

[Anonymous No.57915100]

I will sue my neobroker for refusing to accept my stop loss due to "technical issues" and costing me 7k today.

[Anonymous No.57915116]

>>57915100
kek, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.57915128]

>>57915100
>next time on anon vs. hordes of finance lawyers..

[Anonymous No.57915130]

>>57915070
No, I mean they denied me for a CHECKING ACCOUNT
I didn't need one... I just wanted that bonus
As for credit: yeah I have two cards, one with my main bank and a Discover (lol). My credit is excellent already, score hovers between 800 and 820.
I've been thinking of adding a new card for different rewards... but I don't spend a lot of money, and very rarely make big purchases. I only spend like $1500/mo. I'd put my rent on the card like that other anon, but my place charges a 3% credit card fee and that's not worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.57915132]

>>57915090
relevant

[Anonymous No.57915136]

>>57915088
>>57915090
not a pajeet

[Anonymous No.57915141]

>>57915045
bloody benchod mother cunt bitch your mother

[Anonymous No.57915147]

AI is dead, news will break this month.

[Anonymous No.57915159]

>>57915130
>they denied me for a CHECKING ACCOUNT
wtf, that sucks
i do the $900 signup deal every year (rotating between my wife's name and mine for the two year cooloff)

[Anonymous No.57915164]

>>57915045
hold up, I got approved for mine >>57915045

[Anonymous No.57915174]

>>57915130
shit... thanks
for anyone else, This mean chase doesnt have solvency to give those now account bonuses due to jerome powell squeezing them

[Anonymous No.57915182]

>>57915045
Don't feel bad brownie. As soon as they let us in they tell us we can't do anything unless we swear in wet ink that we have over two hundred grand and we characterize our investment objectives as Suicidal.

[Anonymous No.57915186]

>>57915174
he should stick to squeezing lael's bigguns

[Anonymous No.57915192]

>>57915159
>wtf, that sucks
Yeah, no reason given. Hopefully they send something in the mail at some point explaining... otherwise, I just have to assume I made a typo somewhere...

[Anonymous No.57915194]

>>57915164
see
>>57910954

I'm bad at copy clipboard on mac

[Anonymous No.57915195]

>>57915147
?
please elaborate

[Anonymous No.57915219]

>>57915195
He's pulling shit out of his ass, anon.

[Anonymous No.57915232]

>>57915195
research will be published that will make it unethical and possibly illegal to use from a liability standpoint for anything beyond entertainment purposes.

[Anonymous No.57915239]

[Anonymous No.57915246]

Give me one reason you aren't invested in LLAP.
Give me two reasons you aren't invested in NYCB.

[Anonymous No.57915247]

>>57914817
6k? was that the bonus

[Anonymous No.57915265]

>>57915232
llama 2 is good and on the internet
llama 3 will be shit since facebook fucked up and let their eu team that actually made llama leave. the NA codemonkies at facebook made a bogus model that took too much storage and way too many parameters

[Anonymous No.57915282]

I spent 10k paying off the IRS and various vehicle related bills this week.

[Anonymous No.57915290]

>>57915247
500 or something then the 5000 for the min spend that that I got as essentially gift cards then guessing value the times I flew and stayed in the fancy lounges via priority pass that took too long to get turned off

[Anonymous No.57915294]

>>57912669
>Bought COST calls yesterday
>down over 50%

[Anonymous No.57915305]

The market is Not Very Fun right now

[Anonymous No.57915317]

>>57915290
you know what, I lost 500 to pay for the card initially so I guess 5.5k is a better guess

[Anonymous No.57915322]

>>57915294
>COST
What's the expiry date?

[Anonymous No.57915327]

>>57915322
September

[Anonymous No.57915452]

who makes the forecasts for the CPI numbers

[Anonymous No.57915473]

>>57915452
jews

[Anonymous No.57915481]

>>57915232
thanks
sounds like there is still hope for mankind

[Anonymous No.57915489]

>>57915246
1 - The CEO is a major fag so I sold to buy NYCB
2- ^

[Anonymous No.57915494]

>>57915452
I assume the current OCC michael hsu (current johnathan fisk) is the one with the most responsibility to make sure *it* keeps working

music for whilst you read about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1hZVDLkJDc

[Anonymous No.57915499]

>>57915489
Actually a good answer

[Anonymous No.57915503]

How much longer can this pump possibly go on? Do you think we’ll still get rate cuts? Will that just prolong the pump?

[Anonymous No.57915528]

>>57915246
Because an overworked ham Chad has been shilling it. Shit's suspect

[Anonymous No.57915550]

>>57915503
If this is like 2020-2021, we could keep going up for another 8 months. If this is like 2022, this was the top.

[Anonymous No.57915557]

This so funny, I finally capitulated yesterday and bought NVDA calls. Lo and behold, it crashes!

[BIG SLOORP No.57915564]

>>57915246
Because I sleep on a bed

[Anonymous No.57915569]

@rocker
nycb check?

[Anonymous No.57915570]

>>57915503
Not a big deal, hamchads have been betrayed for centuries.

[Anonymous No.57915577]

>>57915499
When NYCB pump? Do you still think its going to get a bailout, and if so, when do you think that would be announced? I know they got a cash injection from their jewish friends, but thats not a bailout. If they dont get bailed out, they will go under.

[Anonymous No.57915588]

>>57914690
I'm currently going thru the same thing. I'm currently sitting here just fighting it every second of the way. I'm not white knuckling it though. I'm forcing myself to relax. It's a type of brain training that we need. I just listened to a Joe Rogan podcast and he had a good way of describing this discipline.

>Everyone has a timid voice in their head who says, "Maybe you shouldn't eat so much. Really, you should go to bed." But the problem is that that voice is timid. The "FUCK IT" voice is loud and obnoxious. It wins every time for most people. But that timid voice is my boss.

>You have to cultivate that inner boss that knows the right thing to do. In my head, that boss is loud as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57915598]

>>57914690
Its super easy, just stop drinking alcohol. Alcohol cannot legally enter your body without your consent. Dont listen to the faggots who dont know shit who try to tell you that you cant just stop drinking and that you need help. You dont need shit, other than to just stop drinking.

[Anonymous No.57915601]

>>57915577
its going to take too long for rates to be lowered to save nycb even if every big band and the feds was giving loans. Cash injections that pump the stock like the 1bil injection can lift it. Insurance claims from immigrants destroying their dying NY properties can also save it but that would be an even worse fraud than 9/11

[Anonymous No.57915605]

>>57915577
We need a new thread to continue this conversation

[Anonymous No.57915606]

>buy stocks that have a middling to semi-high volatility or just QQQ or some shit
>sell calls with 1 week expiration against it that are deep in the money, whichever has the highest IV
>require a 50% or so decrease in the price to have losses
>rinse and repeat for 20+% cumulative annual ROI
Sure it doesn't have the chance for insane gains and stops being so profitable when (if) the fed rate gets cut but then you can just switch to tech LEAPs. Surely there's some form of risk I'm missing here besides opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.57915612]

>>57914690
Also, play cooperative videogames, post on basket weaving forums, and watch live streams with live chat. Don't isolate. It helps.

[Anonymous No.57915623]

What trading platform do you use?

[Anonymous No.57915630]

>>57915612
Valorant was good for me because I am aggressive and like shit talking my opponents in text all chat that I know they see on their screen. spent a combination of banks' money on my skin collection

[Anonymous No.57915634]

>>57915606
haha we both used confused anime girls, I guess that means we're brothers from another mother.

[Anonymous No.57915637]

>>57915623
interactive brokers

[Anonymous No.57915651]

>>57915623
barter system

[Anonymous No.57915652]

BROS bros why isn't there a baker yet
>starts wheezing

[Anonymous No.57915683]

>>57915652
get baked idiot
>>57915680
>>57915680
>>57915680

[Anonymous No.57915688]

>>57915605
Im not a homosexual, so I dont bake

[Anonymous No.57915707]

>>57915630
I always liked MMOs myself. Building up your character and then beating up other peoples' characters and talking Mad shit.

[Anonymous No.57915766]

>>57915499
CHIE posting powers me

[Anonymous No.57916170]

>>57915766
blessed

[Anonymous No.57917128]

>>57915570
where can I find this with sound?
>inb4 on the internet