/GME/ - Mafuba Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.57911197]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY22
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>57893162

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.57911211]

>>57911197
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.210 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.4 (18.85) million shares 25% total held by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, 2023, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 436.754B, 72P = 6.066B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 444.803B, 74P = 6.011B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q3 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20311/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20316/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5u5n5qsLSE

[Anonymous No.57911220]

>>57911197
mental illness

[Anonymous No.57911264]

>>57911197
Based bake
Shills angery
Poopy pants

[Anonymous No.57911297]

>>57911197
welcome back baker

[Anonymous No.57911327]

>>57911197
Sneed hedgies. It's what Toriyama would have wanted.

[Anonymous No.57911371]

C'mon GMe, score some gains

[Anonymous No.57911430]

>>57911211
>avatar or signature use

[Anonymous No.57911455]

HEY RYAN SCORE A FRIGGIN GOAL WILL YA

[Anonymous No.57911457]

kek dumbfuck cryptobaggies

[Anonymous No.57911462]

>back to 69k all time highs
>baggies back to $14
The world is healing bros

[Anonymous No.57911544]

>>57911220
>>57911430
>>57911462
obsessed

[Anonymous No.57911673]

>>57910161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87cIxZXEME

[Anonymous No.57911687]

I imagine that shills shit and piss themselves in anger as they spam report and beg jannies to shadow realm anons they have personal gripes with. What strange behavior while claiming they come here to be entertained by baggieposting. Why work so hard to remove your source of entertainment?

[Anonymous No.57911790]

KEKE CRYPTO BAGGIES SOON THAT MONEY WILL BE OURS!!! I LOVE COHEN!! WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57911819]

that's a lot of attention and energy you're devoting to my company, it'd be a shame if someone transmuted it

[Anonymous No.57911832]

>Baggies have been bagholding for 1,141 days
I almost feel bad. Almost. Lol.

[Anonymous No.57911864]

>>57911832
when was the last time you laughed with your friends so hard you cried, for me it was last week when we were joking about someone's dad getting divorced and having gay sex with me on twitch to pay his rent

[Anonymous No.57911912]

>muh cohen tweeting about dicks means the stock is going to go up
baggies get fucked by their basedjew once again kek

[Anonymous No.57911932]

>>57911197
wagmi, we will celebrate toriyama's legacy afterwards. all dragon ball movies at the local movie drafthouse.

[Anonymous No.57911967]

If you look at the whole gme chart, it's clear that there are sections of it that repeat multiple times, but each time is spread out over a longer period of time while also having a more condensed price range. All the while it seems to be kept under certain chicanery lines. Interesting, huh?

[Anonymous No.57912002]

>>57911967
This. Buy more before the market closes. MOASS is unironically next week

[Anonymous No.57912009]

>>57911832
lmao Do you shills keep a running tally of days someplace visible in the office or do you keep track of it yourself?

[Anonymous No.57912029]

Good fucking god people are still making threads here?? KEK

[Anonymous No.57912131]

>>57912029
>he posts this in every thread

[Anonymous No.57912161]

>MFW baggots rope

[Anonymous No.57912187]

I hope we go belong 14 again. I need some cheapies!! Just got paid today

[The mothchild No.57912191]

>>57912029
I pay Indian shills to make the thread every day. I also pay you. You've been doing a good job these last few years. I think you deserve a raise.

[Anonymous No.57912203]

>>57911197
I knew it was just an n-for-free for some n > 3. Welcome back.

[Anonymous No.57912212]

>I hope we go belong 14 again
You are really bad at this whole fake sentiment thing.

[Anonymous No.57912253]

I lost my 401k becuase of Ryan cohen.

[CLINT No.57912262]

Heh, dumbfuck gme baggies, erh i mean crypto baggies, heh

[Anonymous No.57912307]

>>57911197
BASED MAFUBA

[Anonymous No.57912328]

BTC : $69,000
GME : $14

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57912341]

>>57911455
Checked.

Someone edit this for the Anon that wants to kick Kenny in his dragon balls.

[Anonymous No.57912342]

My boss came in my cubicle today to ask me something and dropped her pen. When she bent over to pick it up she shit her pants. She was wearing white pants too, diarrhea in white pants.
I thought she was going to die. I handed her my spare lab coat and told her to just go to her car. She's been texting me apologies for 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.57912344]

>>57912328
Just wait till the 11th of March

[Anonymous No.57912394]

>57912262
you didn't do the thing. you need to doo the needful.
>>57911211
checked and welcome back. hope you have a nice vacation kek.

[Anonymous No.57912440]

>>57912344
March 11th :

BTC : 72,000
Gme : 13

Ahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57912521]

>>57911197
I missed you !!StnY, looking forward to the seething shills

We're gonna get a clue on earnings today, last year earnings was announced on the 8th, and happened on the 21, so if they keep the same timeline, maybe we'll hear somthing and if not that indicates late earnings

[Anonymous No.57912534]

>>57911197
Yay! Welcome back Aile!

[Anonymous No.57912558]

>>57911211
i've jacked off to aile hentai

[Anonymous No.57912900]

What happened to the fire and flames theory???

[Anonymous No.57912921]

>>57912900
>Why didn't the schizo theory about lyrics from a song mean anything for a video game store stock???

[Anonymous No.57912939]

>>57912921
We fucking believed okay so what the fuck is the explanation that shit didnt work

[Anonymous No.57913142]

>>57912939
>we

[Anonymous No.57913153]

Which of you will get the sell price high score and become the legendary super holder?

[Anonymous No.57913171]

>>57912131
This is my first time back to /biz/ since the last bull run when there was some hope GME might actually be a thing, holy kek the fact that there’s multiple independent anons with my same reaction is hilarious. Godspeed GME anons, it would be truly glorious if by some miracle this actually paid off otherwise you wasted so much time kek

[Anonymous No.57913268]

>>57913153
hmmm which one of you baggots is deepest in the red

[Anonymous No.57913325]

>>57913142
Everyone was posting about and then they moved on to the December swap which is still being settled and pushed back so how are we supposed to know okay

[Anonymous No.57913328]

Have a good weekend everyone except those named Clint and trevor

[Anonymous No.57913402]

What i don't understand why Cohen is looking for workers on twitter? If MOASS is going to happen, he'll be richer than bezos and gates put together, why does he want to work

[Anonymous No.57913437]

i'm a driver, i'm a winner
things are going to change, i can feel it

[CLINT No.57913471]

>>57913437
Crypto baggies un Los pendejooooos they are losers baby so they need to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.57913512]

>>57913471
that post fucking sucked but thank you for making it

[Anonymous No.57913549]

>>57913471
desu i wish i was holding btc instead it like made a new all time high this week. putting my paycheck into GME every two weeks is getting brutal

[Anonymous No.57913630]

>>57913549
have you tried not caring

[Anonymous No.57913697]

>>57913630
hard not to when there is a red gaping asshole that reads negative 13k usd

[Anonymous No.57913760]

Thank you for the free money and the free GME shares, hedgiebros.

[Anonymous No.57913775]

Oh look the tripcode baker is back and the thread is full of 1pbtid stroking it off. Imagine my shock.
There is no logical reason every gme thread should be baked by someone using a tripcode other than some piece of shit babysitter that has been assigned to us. I hope all you real shareholders reading this internalize what I just said

[Anonymous No.57913803]

>>57913549
>HE PUTS HIS PAYCHECK INTO GME
>STILL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57913814]

>>57913153
Sorry, but I'm paperhanding all my shares as soon as the price per share reaches $99 million. Don't want to be greedy like a hedgecuck. Plus, I'm incredibly skeptical we could reach meme prices like $100 million.

[Anonymous No.57913852]

>>57913775
excellent point but you have just one problem with your post

[Anonymous No.57913863]

>>57911197
Why OP green but baggers red?

[Anonymous No.57913900]

>>57912344
Im gonna say something that makes shills piss, shit and seethe
>THE IDES OF MARCH
>03/11
>March 11th
>DTCC insider-confirmed
>MOASS
Now watch hedgie plants lose their shit kek

[Anonymous No.57913904]

I feel sorry for anyone who sells a single share of the holding company gme.a before it does a 50:1 stock split and then rises to 450,000 dollars a share…

[Anonymous No.57913962]

>>57913775
why does it matter who bakes le thread??? do they harvest IPs or something idk why everyone gets mad here about it. we all just buying anyways lool

[Anonymous No.57914032]

>AND THEN HE... AND THEN HE SAID... AHAH...
>AND THEN HE SAID... THE SHORT SQUEEZE IS STILL COMING

[Anonymous No.57914040]

>>57913697
you could kill yourself too, i really dont care who goes to hell, i'm confident they deserve it

[Anonymous No.57914064]

>>57914032
>>57914040

THE SHORTS HAVE NOT FUCKING CLOSED LOL SO WE WILL WAGMI IN THE END ANYWAYS

[Anonymous No.57914073]

>>57914040
>Average baggot support
Kek baggies. Even your fellow baggies hate you if you complain even one (1) bit.

[Anonymous No.57914094]

>>57914073
this is why we aren't winning anymore. its like the flat earth retards who get mad when one of their own leaves and realizes the truth, but here we are legit on the cusp of a major victory after the big sneeze

[Anonymous No.57914113]

I will be voting NO to the faggot shareholder proposal by the Jew York City fag Brad Lander and the 3 pension funds. Ryan Cohen is well versed to leave politics out of his company. DEI is absolutely political and just hinders the "shareholder value" Brad is claiming he cares about. Obviously it's a move by Citadel and Co to get their plants onto GMEs board.

[Anonymous No.57914142]

>>57914113
Same. I wish Cohen moves GME to florida or somewhere super based too with less tax

[CLINT No.57914171]

>>57914142
It’s already based in Texas?

[Anonymous No.57914207]

When did this thread move from at least somewhat logic based dates such as cycles (despite them also being bullshit)
To completely made up dates like "through the fire and through the flames" and "the ides of march" that has nothing to do with GME
Even the original "big swap" expiration in december made at least some sense when it was posted back in december

[Anonymous No.57914216]

>>57914113
This, Gamestop is already very diverse with jewish CEO, Indian COO and many Chinese members of the board

[Anonymous No.57914227]

>>57914207
Yeah all I hope is it settles soon

[Anonymous No.57914229]

>shills trying to dimiss the ides of march

[Anonymous No.57914231]

>>57914207
Its bots reposting it if you haven't noticed.

[Anonymous No.57914237]

>>57914142
>>57914171
>its already based

[Anonymous No.57914251]

>only 1 gme thread
>not even bbbby shows up when searching
If there weren't a flood of assblasted posters I might actually think it's over

[Anonymous No.57914288]

>>57914216
https://news.gamestop.com/corporate-governance

5 names
2 jews
2 chinese
1 white guy (i think)

[Anonymous No.57914301]

>>57914288
everyone is welcome to own the hedgies so who cares about this

[Anonymous No.57914305]

Looks pretty fucking diverse to me lmfao although they're all their based on merit

[Anonymous No.57914320]

>>57914301
I'm just pointing out the nonsense DEI proposal makes zero sense cause they can't even claim GameStop is all meh straight white men

[Anonymous No.57914335]

>>57914320
Ryan Cohen is white ?????????? huh

[Anonymous No.57914361]

>>57914335
The white guy on the board is Jim Grube not RC

[Anonymous No.57914370]

>>57914361
no but ryan is too so????

[Anonymous No.57914380]

RC - jew
Alan attal - jew
Larry - Chinese
Yang - Chinese
Jim Grube surname is German/Danish so white

[Anonymous No.57914397]

>>57914335
>>57914370
Jews are whites bigots, don’t disrespect our CEO

[Anonymous No.57914416]

>Jess aren't white they're a different race

[Anonymous No.57914419]

>>57914370
>>57914397
Jews aren't white otherwise all the anti white rhetoric in the world would be inherently antisemetic. Jews say it themselves they're not white kek

[Anonymous No.57914423]

>>57913852
I hold for u/citylady1

[Anonymous No.57914445]

I will hoard more shares in memory of u/citylady1

[Anonymous No.57914458]

>>57914380
>>57914397
>>57914416
>>57914419
>>57914423

This is GMEmerica so stop focusing on race and start focusing on winning the war on the hedgies

[Anonymous No.57914472]

>>57914458
Sure, I despise forced DEI was my point. I care about merit. Anyways, still buying more ans DRSing.

[Anonymous No.57914498]

Instead of the DEI proposal we need jew members to renounce Talmud and condemn Israel attacks on Palestine and Chinese board members must support Taiwan independence and post some winnie pooh memes
We should vote for this

[Anonymous No.57914510]

>>57914498
Gamestop board won't comment on political issues faggot

[Anonymous No.57914547]

>>57914510
What are you talking about? Ryan doing it all the time on twitter. Just yesterday he did
Now all he needs to do is denounce Talmud

[Anonymous No.57914568]

>>57914547
Pointing out corruption isn't inherently political

[Anonymous No.57914636]

>>57914568
Denouncing Talmud isn't inherently political

[Anonymous No.57914653]

can we just focus on buying and DRSing??? no more retard politics or jew talk

[Anonymous No.57914662]

Ryan put a banana emoji in your next post if you denounce the Talmud.

[Anonymous No.57914693]

Why denouncing Talmud makes shills so uncomfortable?
Unless…

[Anonymous No.57914734]

>>57914693
The talmud is among the worst pieces of literature ever produced by human hands. It is full of self contradiction, and even an extremely favorable reading will require you to perform mental gymnastics. Things like humans beating God in debate, humans tricking God into letting them sin by doing weird life hacks, and claiming that it is righteous to trick goym into trusting you in order to betray them because they aren't human. It's fucking retarded, and everyone who follows its teachings is either retarded or evil.
>The talmud tells you to lie so you're just putting up an act
I spit on the talmud, I spit on israel, and I spit on everyone who doesn't. I also never capitalize the words talmud, israel, jew, pharisees, etc except by accident, so you might be able to spot me between threads if you look for that.

Christ is King, and I'm going to use MOASS to free us from the grasp of the vile cult built around hating him.

[Anonymous No.57914838]

>>57914380
I thought Attal was indian. So I am actually a little relieved

[Anonymous No.57914852]

Anyway moass is in 2 weeks. GG everyone

[Anonymous No.57914866]

>>57914852
Idea of March is next Monday

[CLINT No.57914980]

>>57914734
Undeniably based. I’m blessed to be able to have an earthly treasure in MOASS but it will pale in comparison to our treasure in Heaven. We are literally going to win twice. Meanwhile, crypto baggies will be poor and hopeless and burn forever.

[Anonymous No.57915222]

>>57914866
Good

[Anonymous No.57915235]

>>57914866
*Friday
Ides is the 15th. It's also the first day banks have to handle payroll for most of the country without Bank Term Funding loans on tap.

[Anonymous No.57915272]

>>57915235
Also notice how the swap finally expires this Friday? Too much coincidences for this week
I think our saga will finally end next week. We will finally be billionaires

WAGMI bros

[Anonymous No.57915323]

>57915272
stupid frogposter

[Anonymous No.57915390]

I would really like to have the money soon now please thank you.

[Anonymous No.57915431]

>>57915390
Next Friday when the swap and ides of march go BOOM, hedgie hairy assholes go PROLAPSE and we go MULTIBILLIONAIRES

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57915465]

>>57915431
Can't wait for the cascade of "WHAT HAPPENED BAGGIES" when nothing happens

[Anonymous No.57915541]

>>57915465
It’s DTCC insider anon confirmed bro
Shit about to HIT THE FUCKING FAN
the biggest transfer of wealth in the history of mankind is FUCKING here baby!!!!!!
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57915567]

>>57915541
>DTCC insider anon
I've been in an out of fever dreams last couple days, what is this?

[Anonymous No.57915581]

>>57915541
WOWEE WE DID IT REDDIT! I CANT FLIPPIN’ WAIT FOR MONDAY (BTFP is ending)
HEDGIEZ = FUKT
What are you apes going to buy with all your tendies?

[Anonymous No.57915596]

>>57912344
kek

[Anonymous No.57915622]

>>57915581
Will be selling exactly 1 share of GME post MOASS to ensure the destruction of the illegitimate entity known as Israel

[Anonymous No.57915674]

This is so obvious it's insulting. My 2200+ DRS BOOK shares are going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.57915686]

>>57915622
checked

>not charging interest
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.57915734]

>>57915686
Based, Ryan will have to go join his deaddy in HELL too
After MOASS he will finally outlive his usefulness
Payback for killing our lord Jesus kikes

[Anonymous No.57915835]

>>57915567
hes me :^).
guess what?
moass monday.

[Anonymous No.57915867]

>>57915835
based as fuck
Will let you live after MOASS for sharing this info with us
Unles your jewish

[Anonymous No.57915920]

WTF BAGGIE BROS WHY WE DOOMP???? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BATTLE FOR $15?

[Anonymous No.57915940]

>>57915835
Hi, I'm niggerfaggot, also known as CringePajeet
I suck many fat cocks in my off time, women don't like me, and I'm sad and lonely and being an annoying twat on this board is the closest thing to friendship I've ever known.

Since we're larping

[Anonymous No.57915946]

>>57915920
Their last hail mary before Monday

[Anonymous No.57916007]

>>57915541
Hi fren.
If the swaps expires in Dec 15, is it 90 days after for the Happening?
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57916074]

>>57915835
You mean, baggie cope Monday?

[Anonymous No.57916100]

I wish I didn't forget to set my stop loss limit in 2021 when the squeeze happened.

[Anonymous No.57916275]

>>57916074
It doesn’t even matter how hard we cope. WAGMI so hard that it is unreal to you plebs

[Anonymous No.57916486]

Even if it takes 5 or 10 years, but it will probably be sooner. Stay zen

[Anonymous No.57916578]

>>57916486
>5 or 10 years

New baggie cope just not dropped. It isn't Monday. It's between 2029-2034
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57916679]

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>56.69% short volume.
>47.20% off exchange.

[Anonymous No.57916738]

>>57916578
It can happen anytime between now and then

[Anonymous No.57917114]

>>57915940
>we're

[Anonymous No.57917158]

>It's going to take a while to kill this thing
>You might as well let go
>Why bother holding on this long
>HAHAHA look at you
>You could have eaten it already if you used venom
>Why do you even think this is going to work?
>It hasn't died yet, so it never will
>Even if you DO kill it, you can't eat it
>It's so much bigger than you
>Are you going to swallow it whole or something?
>It's just going to escape
>Don't you feel tired?
>Actually, YOU'RE the one being strangled
>Nobody is going to help you with this
>He's breathing just fine
>Even if you do eat him, it will be hard to move around
>If he was going to die, he would have already

[Anonymous No.57917159]

>>57916275
Haha dude, it will be so crazy.
After the MOASS finally happens, there will be so many people that missed the boat and lost a ton of money by buying the peak. They'll probably all band together and live in an interminable fantasy where the real squeeze is just around the corner lol
What will be even funnier is when they cope by self-righteously claiming to be fighting Wall Street greed while simultaneously being the easiest pump and dump victims in the market and unwitting lemmings for hedge funds Imao
We'll tell them "The squeeze happened in 2024" and they'll continue to insist that THE SQUEEZE HASN'T SQUOZE and SHORTS HAVEN'T CLOSED
It will be so crazy. Those people will be such losers lol

[Anonymous No.57917187]

>>57917159
I can think of another group who are even bigger losers.

[Anonymous No.57917498]

>>57917158
so invest in $SNEK?

[Anonymous No.57917514]

>>57911211
checked welcome back

[Anonymous No.57917517]

>>57917187
We need an anon to go to NYC and film all the hedgefund managers and quants jumping so we can judge who had the best suicide during all of this. NYC will look pink and red from satellite imagery and the taste of iron will remain in the air for the next 500 years...

[Anonymous No.57917534]

Long ago, the avatarfags lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the jannies attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four boards, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred threads passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a shitposter named Chef Boyardee. And although his shitposting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to bait anyone. But I believe, Chef can bait the world.

[Anonymous No.57917553]

>>57917534
HOLY FUCK MOASS CONFIRMED WITH THE AVATAR THEORY!! 100 YEARS FROM NOW. OUR GRANCHILDREN WILL LIVE LIKE KINGS

[Anonymous No.57917554]

>>57917114
Hey thats copyright

[Anonymous No.57917568]

>>57917554
>ImYe ID
carefully, he's an antisemite

[Anonymous No.57917862]

>>57917159
delete this

[Anonymous No.57917909]

HAHAHA look at how jealous these losers are. Look at the name calling, the anger. Listen, you don't write what they are writing because you think what you are commenting on is hilarious. These guys are actually PISSED! It's turning into straight anger. Talking about his wife lol. Notice you don't see any other GROUP (somebody will say "durrr this guy was mad", it's an entire group) writing like this.

You can see it has turned to straight hate. They say the hate us because of greed, Putin lover, and OH LORD...they haveba right wing view "OH MY GOD! How could they???" What is going on with these weirdos? Remember this is s government sub, it why they bow to every single establishment figure. What CNN says, they will take those orders. This is how you know its all Wall Street pedos in the sub. And they are pissed! You don't have this type of anger unless you are getting fucked in thr ass by someone. Good job everybody, you are absolutely fucking them over.

Remember they pay and have their little shills everywhere on Reddit and here. Just do what I do, make a comment making fun of those idiots and leave. I've never read a single comment from thrm and will not reply.You should do it and tell them you are doing it. It pisses them off more, but not as much as getting dominated by you. Keep doing it. Peace out, won't be reading anything in here but will be back in a couple days to make fun of them again :)

[Anonymous No.57918045]

Well baggies

[Anonymous No.57918172]

so, if the price was to shot up to 800 on monday, how many of you would sell all their shares? just a purely hypothetical question.

[Anonymous No.57918206]

>>57918172
I would and apologize to Ken for any inconvenience.

[Anonymous No.57918223]

>>57918172
I would sell maybe 10, and then buy ten times as much again when they push the price back down.

[Anonymous No.57918246]

>>57918172
Why would I sell my shares when Ryan would do another stock split and it would shoot up to 800 again?

[Anonymous No.57918252]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Fascism
actual direct point to point comparison

1. "The cult of tradition", characterized by cultural syncretism, even at the risk of internal contradiction. When all truth has already been revealed by tradition, no new learning can occur, only further interpretation and refinement.

\> the DDs are done, we are all zen and waiting for moass, yes all of our dates have passed and its been more than 3 years, but moass will happen

2. "The rejection of modernism", which views the rationalistic development of Western culture since the Enlightenment as a descent into depravity. Eco distinguishes this from a rejection of superficial technological advancement, as many fascist regimes cite their industrial potency as proof of the vitality of their system.

\> Hedgies using algorithms are manipulating the market. Using computer algorithms to trade is bad, its all manipulation

3. "The cult of action for action's sake", which dictates that action is of value in itself and should be taken without intellectual reflection. This, says Eco, is connected with anti-intellectualism and irrationalism, and often manifests in attacks on modern culture and science.

\> the price doesnt matter, just buy hold DRS, thats all that matters

4. "Disagreement is treason" – fascism devalues intellectual discourse and critical reasoning as barriers to action, as well as out of fear that such analysis will expose the contradictions embodied in a syncretistic faith.

\> anyone who says anything negative about gme is a shill

5. "Fear of difference", which fascism seeks to exploit and exacerbate, often in the form of racism or an appeal against foreigners and immigrants.

\> amc holders are stupid. bbby holders just dont deserve moass. Only the one true stock will make it. any meme stock except our own is stupid

[Anonymous No.57918262]

>>57918252
6. "Appeal to a frustrated middle class", fearing economic pressure from the demands and aspirations of lower social groups.

This one gme baggies are not that bad on i guess

7. "Obsession with a plot" and the hyping-up of an enemy threat.

\> Kenny and the rest of the ruling class overlords are cheating the system, changing every rule, doing every corrupt thing just to prevent moass. Everything that ever happens in the market is because they are trying to stop moass.

8. Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".

\> Hedgies can produce infinite naked shorts and manipulate price to whatever they want, price discovery doesnt exist. At the same time if we all buy and hold they will lose and we'll all be rich.

[Anonymous No.57918273]

>>57918252
>>57918262
9. "Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy" because "life is permanent warfare" – there must always be an enemy to fight.

\> Every week there is a new hype date and reason for moass. Everytime something fails, whether it's the vote, or the nft market place, or the splividend, we will move on to something new. The battle is never won, we must always be doing something, whether thats commenting on sec proposals or DRSing or voting or buying NFTs on the gamestop market place.

10. "Contempt for the weak", which is uncomfortably married to a chauvinistic popular elitism, in which every member of society is superior to outsiders by virtue of belonging to the in-group.

\> I WILL dance when this all goes down. Everyone else laughed at me, and they had 3 years to buy in. I deserve moass and they deserve to be poor.

11. "Everybody is educated to become a hero", which leads to the embrace of a cult of death.
\> Ill save money to DRS. Ill miss out in every other opportunity in life to drs, Ill even borrow loans or live out in the wild in a tent to buy more and DRS

[Anonymous No.57918282]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
12. "Machismo", which sublimates the difficult work of permanent war and heroism into the sexual sphere.

\> Wife changing money

13. "Selective populism" – the people, conceived monolithically, have a common will, distinct from and superior to the viewpoint of any individual. As no mass of people can ever be truly unanimous, the leader holds himself out as the interpreter of the popular will.

\> DRS is the correct move no matter if you agree or not.
\> few month later, no actually DRS is not enough anymore, DRS BOOK is the correct move, anyone who disagree is a shill

14. "Newspeak" – fascism employs and promotes an impoverished vocabulary in order to limit critical reasoning.
\> We are all crayon eating apes, but ape togather strong

[Anonymous No.57918380]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
>>57918282

[Anonymous No.57918381]

>>57912009
It's only natural seeing how anon is a prisoner to these threads.

[Anonymous No.57918394]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
>>57918282
Yeah I'm fashionable, what of it?

[Anonymous No.57918397]

>>57912344
Yea there will be posts of people that showed up late for work because their phone didn't auto change for daylight savings or some dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.57918580]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
>>57918282

[Anonymous No.57918604]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
>>57918282
now someone do one for the hedgies and shills coping

[Anonymous No.57918933]

>>57918252
>>57918262
>>57918273
>>57918282
Your formatting fuckups prove this pasta was written in markdown. Go back to plebbit or discord.

[Anonymous No.57919008]

>and he's deleting his posts now
BUSTED

[Anonymous No.57919047]

>>57918282
>DRS BOOK
So what's the new cope now that drs book isn't doing anything either?

[Anonymous No.57919482]

When are we getting paid lads

[Anonymous No.57919595]

>>57919482
Larry Ching made a twatter post about sharing bad news early. This has happened before when earnings were released earlier than expected. This time earnings are still not announced and they are leaving it as late as possible.

RC has been able to invest the ~$1B for the last 3 months during a period of crypto boom and ATHs in the stock market, pretty difficult to not have made decent returns. At 10% pa he should have made $25M during that period.

Q1-Q3 2023 net losses are $56.4M, Q4 2022 net income was $48.2M so over yearly profitability will be close

60 days for Q4 reporting mean earnings have to be announced this month

unironically 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57919681]

>>57919482
March 11th
The Ides of March

[Anonymous No.57919707]

uhhhhhhhhhh
lmao.

[Anonymous No.57920187]

We’ve already made it in the future

[Anonymous No.57920235]

>>57920187
I told my bank that I've already made it in the future and they still didn't approve me to buy a house. She said I don't need to buy it since I've already bought it in the future.

[Anonymous No.57920272]

Time is nonlinear. We just perceive it that way. If you feel like you already made it, it’s because you have

[Anonymous No.57920284]

>>57920235
>Needing a bank loan
You obviously didn't make it, then.

[Anonymous No.57920691]

>>57918172
Thomas Peterffy had this to say about gme:
>If the short squeeze happens, the stock could could to infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
Why would I sell at 800?

[Anonymous No.57920871]

>>57919595
I find it pretty fucking odd that we don't even know when earnings are.

[Anonymous No.57921009]

>>57914693
>>57914734
Your Chairman reads the Talmud every night.
Kek philosemite baggies

[Anonymous No.57921473]

>>57919707
To be expected.

[Anonymous No.57921498]

>>57920871
My loins are bursting with anticipation.

[Anonymous No.57922516]

>>57920691
Him saying that was sus. He wanted us to buy the stock like crazy

[Anonymous No.57922991]

All my money is in this thing because of schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.57923228]

>>57922991
All my money is in GME because being debt free and systemic naked short it is basically impossible to crash in price. It will have a precipitous rise in price due to a cascade of BUYING.
Much of the risk of investing comes from the uncertainty. But if you think about it logically, if we all saw with our own eyes when the DTCC had to resort to securities fraud in order to handle the share dividend, it basically removes ALL of the uncertainty from the equation. A good rule of thumb is that diversification can shield you from losses. But if you are fairly certain that an investment will do well and you are correct you actually don't need to be mindlessly diversified. We have a sure-thing on our hands. A debt free company with a looming share buyback, M&A, as well as a short squeeze known as "MOASS". It is also backed up with a dedicated online fanbase who has already locked up 65% of the free float (and the price somehow goes down? This also proves the systemic naked short position). So despite what the hedgies and shilles say to make you disbelieve everything we have seen these last three years, GME is basically a guarantee to make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

[Anonymous No.57923316]

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

[Anonymous No.57923412]

>>57923316
Ryan Cohen? The guy that made billions of dollars creating a successful online retailer who works for FREE? Yea, he probably has no plans. You should go ahead and sell your shares.

[CLINT No.57923492]

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.57923600]

>>57923412
>made billions of dollars
>has lost millions on all his GME buys in the last 2 years

>successful online retailer
>Chewy?
>was never profitable while he was there

>successful online retailer
>gamestop?
>zero profitable years under Cohen

Kek raggots

[Anonymous No.57923629]

I swear the way some of these individuals type it's as if they don't know about the filter.

[Anonymous No.57923725]

>>57923629
I like how they want to pretend they aren't paid shills while they literally spend more time and effort reading dockets, creating fud, and literally tuning in to the PP show on a nightly basis.
They literally do it for free.

[Anonymous No.57923861]

The price is wrong. It should obviously be in the billion dollar range. That would reflect reality

[Anonymous No.57923909]

>>57923725


Nobody is doing this for free dumbfuck. MOASS is inevitable and the price will be infinity correct? Nice.
Step 1: buy 100 shares for absolute peanuts. (Thanks for picking them up at 140-180 per by the way.
Step 2: never buy another share (because MOASS is guaranteed and I'll have a quintillion dollars with my $1300 investment. That makes logical sense)
Step 3: kek baggies
Step 4: take out puts slightly out of the money
Step 5: make money with puts
Step 6: kek baggies
Step 7: continue making money with puts or make unlimited money with MOASS
Step 8: kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57923925]

>>57919595
>10% pa
You’re dreaming

[Anonymous No.57924022]

>>57923909
>Nobody is doing this for free dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.57924208]

Christ came to me in a dream last night and told me WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57924387]

>>57911264
>>57911297
>>57911327
>>57911932
>>57912203
>>57912307
>>57912394
>>57912521
>>57916679
>>57917514
WGAMI.

[Anonymous No.57924396]

>>57924208
Same

[Anonymous No.57924593]

>>57917159
>After the MOASS...
After?

[Anonymous No.57924609]

>>57920187
I dunno, I tried this to make myself taller and it hasn't worked yet. The moment it does we are going full bara bearhood wagmi.

[Anonymous No.57924638]

>>57924593
check the date on that tweet
MOASS was January 2021

[Anonymous No.57924672]

>>57924638
>Was
>Infinity

[Anonymous No.57924716]

im selling half of my stack and jumping into link monday morning. id rather be delusional with linkies.

[Anonymous No.57924779]

>>57924638
>They simply turned off the buy button because the squeeze was over guys

[Anonymous No.57924805]

>>57924387
>WGAMI.
so hard its unreal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8r9SKSZZnQ

[Anonymous No.57925340]

>>57924779
baggot mad
BTC 68,000
GME 14

[Anonymous No.57925418]

>>57925340
I solded btc

[Anonymous No.57925442]

Lmao there is nobody on /biz/ that owns a full bitcoin. There’s nobody on /biz/ that owns half a bitcoin. GME is literally buying a coin that will be worth 5x minimum of what BTC is right now at $14. $14 is all it takes to make it. But nope. You’re buying imaginary internet money that can’t even be traced to your name legally for $68k holy shit. Guess what else? You’re never getting your money from Bittrex, kraken or FTX back. He’ll, you’re not even getting your money from coinbase, uphold or the HBAR app. You’re just a dumbfuck crypto baggie who is still red, susceptible scams and is uncovered and low IQ. Just kill yourself aready faggots.

Only Christians and GME holders will WAGMI. You will always be pathetic.

[Anonymous No.57925457]

>>57925442
Unbelievably based.

[Anonymous No.57925487]

GameStop is pretty cool. Planning to pick up Luigi’s Mansion and Super Mario Wonder this year. That should help

[Anonymous No.57925499]

>>57919707
HEDGIES HATE THIS....

[Anonymous No.57925514]

>>57925442
Anon I can't even buy a modest house for 5x what BTC is trading at right now. You and I have very different definitions of WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.57926231]

>>57925442
hahaha you're missing ANOTHER bull run bagholding a dying video game pawn shop with a billionaire jew CEO

[Anonymous No.57926346]

Stupid fucking baggies lmao

[Anonymous No.57926391]

The Ides of March
March eleventh
MOASS

[Anonymous No.57926447]

>>57926231
Based
>>57926346
Based baggie kekker

[Anonymous No.57926467]

>>57926391
>set a date
>nothing happens again
>wagmi even though date posters should neck

[Anonymous No.57926539]

>>57926231
>you're missing ANOTHER bull run
So are we near the top or no?

[Anonymous No.57926641]

>>57926391
>>57926467
This. Reminder that no one but shills are hyping up the Ides of March. Real hodlers are zen af whatever comes and know, NO DATES

I'm a thirty year old virgin because I've never been on a DATE

[Anonymous No.57926671]

>>57926641
Damn. If we have actual wizards on our side we might actually make it. I hope you stay a virgin until this thing is over

[Anonymous No.57926688]

>>57926641
We know your tricks shill

[Anonymous No.57926718]

moona soona

[Anonymous No.57926726]

>>57926718
>mfw we actually make it to the moon

[Anonymous No.57926743]

>>57926688
>not posting the updated 3 years ago version

[Anonymous No.57926838]

>>57926743
Sorry

[Anonymous No.57926993]

Dorito status?

[Anonymous No.57927005]

Fyi guys, I got jannied for this webm. I'm also the guy who got range jannied for posting ai pajeets in a thread that was getting pajeeted hard. Jannies were spending all afternoon trying to stop me from offending streetshitters. The booty obliteration only ended because got bored before the jannies. Can you imagine?

>>57926231
Is that why coin base won't let people redeem

[Anonymous No.57927030]

this many shills on a weekend? bullish.

[Anonymous No.57927043]

Sure is quiet today. The shills must not be getting paid. MOASS must be close

[Anonymous No.57927066]

>>57927030
>>57927043
I don't know who to believe

[Anonymous No.57927105]

>>57927043
>>57927030
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.57927147]

>>57926726
I just can't believe the lie-ay-ays.

[Anonymous No.57927169]

>>57926671
I’m sure the total lack of money will make that easier

[Anonymous No.57927750]

HOLY SHIT BROS! MARCH 11TH IS LITERALLY MOASS! WE’RE ABOUT TO BE SO HECKIN RICH IN JUST A FEW DAYS

[Anonymous No.57927837]

>>57927750
Baggots will rope

[Anonymous No.57928120]

Beware... the Ides of Rope.

[Anonymous No.57928246]

>>57927043
>Muh shills are loud today, must be getting desperate so MOASS must be soon
>Muh shills are quiet today, must not be getting paid so MOASS must be soon

[Anonymous No.57928255]

Great timing on Ryan " Dumbfuck" Cohen to abandon the NFT market and the crypto space before a 200% run up. Could've turned that 1b into 2b..oops! Enjoy those single digit stock returns dumbfuck baggie!

[Anonymous No.57928360]

>>57926993
nacho cheese

[Anonymous No.57928408]

>>57928255
It was half assed to begin with and buggy

[Anonymous No.57928555]

>MOASS will be triggered by a NFT divid-ACK!

[Anonymous No.57928626]

HITORI BOCCHI

[Anonymous No.57928723]

>>57928555
The marketplace wasn't necessary for an NFT dividend. It's ComputerShare's job to figure out how to handle it once GameStop distributes it.
Anyways, the marketplace wasn't making GameStop any money, so it's bullish that they're shuttering it.

[Anonymous No.57928856]

>>57928723
LOL IMPRESSIVE COPE

[Anonymous No.57928916]

>>57928856
And it's not like an NFT dividend is required to trigger MOASS in the first place. Did Volkswagen need an NFT dividend? What about Tesla? Alibaba? Did DFV mention NFTs?
Imagine coming into the thread of a stock you don't own just to laugh at an investment you don't understand, on a Saturday night. Couldn't be me!

[Anonymous No.57928983]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1bawz93/us_house_to_vote_next_week_on_tiktok_crackdown/
Thoughts on this? Doesn't surprise me that they'd attempt to pull some shit like this. It's fast-tracked too apparently

[Anonymous No.57929022]

>>57928983
Bullish!! If it applies to GameStop, it means they know that MOASS is inevitable and are preparing for it, even if it means destroying all trust in the American stock market. If it doesn't apply to GameStop, it means we just can keep holding for the infinity squeeze.

[Anonymous No.57929366]

>>57928983

[Anonymous No.57929379]

https://youtu.be/Swq_pRx_OtY?si=DnNIn-xKzHzwacbb
I want to be able to buy diecast cars from gamestop. Trucks too. That sort if stuff

[Anonymous No.57929560]

>>57929379
>BCG can't directly shill retarded ideas to the board of Gamestop.
>Has to instead post them hoping it gains traction with anonymous investors on 4chan.

Bruh they should like get into arcades n'shiet man. They should stock like niche hobbyist shit man. It'd be like so cool dude.

[Anonymous No.57929580]

>>57928983
Uh oh mr. Cheng and mr. Xu aren’t be happy
Ching chong!

[Anonymous No.57929663]

we're going to make arcades great again, coming 2026: Tekken World Tournament, sponsored by Newports

[Anonymous No.57929709]

>>57912009
>>57913814
>>57917159
>>57920235
>>57928120
>>57928723
>>57928916
>>57929022
KEK FATTIES

[Anonymous No.57929747]

>>57929709
Yes, green fat stacks of cash when MOASS happens.

[Anonymous No.57929839]

>>57929747
>when MOASS happens
March 11th
The Ides of March

[Anonymous No.57929999]

every paycheck I flip a coin. Heads I buy GME tails I buy XRP. I dont care about losing money so dont bother to convince me Im investing incorrectly. I dont care. Investing is just something I do for fun I dont care about the results.

[Anonymous No.57930095]

>>57929999
Checked, but all in on GME or you’re NGMI

[Anonymous No.57930111]

>>57929999
>9000
Checked

[Anonymous No.57930210]

>>57930111
Check’d and kek’d checkies

[Anonymous No.57930224]

>>57929560
I just don’t want to buy anything on their website. These cars at least look cool

[Anonymous No.57930270]

>>57929560
https://www.gamestop.ca/Toys-Collectibles/Games/912348
Oh here look at this piece of shit for $500. I’m sure it will fly off the shelves

[Anonymous No.57930287]

>>57930270
All the more reason to not pickup other random overpriced collectibles.

[Anonymous No.57930320]

>>57930224
>>57930270
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Toyota-Sienna-Minivan-Silver-Metallic-1-24-Diecast-Model-Car/2213027185
It's $35 at Walmart, just go to Walmart, fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.57930366]

>>57930320
I wouldn’t get the silver one. That’s the ugliest thing I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.57930398]

https://www.gamestop.ca/SearchResult/QuickSearch?q=Model
Oh look. Just weeb shit

[Anonymous No.57930403]

>>57929999
>xrp
xrp holders also hold gme? This is the worst fud I've come across so far

[Anonymous No.57930422]

>>57930398
>Just weeb shit
You do realize what the Game in Gamestop relates to right?

[Anonymous No.57930432]

>>57930403
Keith and 45 used to argue over it too. Make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.57930531]

>>57928983
My read on that bill is it only applies to a company if controlling ownership is foreign but we know over 80% of GME DRS holders and all the GME insiders are US citizens.

[Anonymous No.57930544]

>>57930403
XRP is the system's financial escape hatch from the GME MOASS.

We all know the DTCC committed international securities fraud via misfiling the splivvy and that much of the implied short bag is being held by foreign institutions the Federal Reserve can't bail out. The recent "XRP is not a security but Ripple still isn't off the hook" order gives these foreign banks a chance to buy enough XRP to weather the storm at a $50K valuation while XRP is still trading under a dollar due to US institutions being locked out of buying for now. Ripple winning the case outright or coming to a settlement that retains "not a security" clarity for US institutions will unlock the escrow and then XRP is off to the moon. We saw the initial "not a security" ruling follow several months after heat lamp so we should expect the case to end after the GME MOASS begins.

I'm not saying to load up on XRP instead of buying GME; quite the opposite. I'm saying depending on timing you may be able to parlay some GME MOASS winnings into even more wealth depending on how long post MOASS it takes for the XRP ruling to happen. This also implies the MOASS will probably happen this year as the XRP case will be resolved by H1 next year.

[Anonymous No.57930688]

>>57930544
Dude... shrek and bradley garlic bread are going to keep dumping on you until the sun blows up. I am assuming you're pretty new to crypto (less than 3 years). Xrp is the GrandDaddy shitcoin. Its the great filter of crypto, literally all noobs flock to it and miss out on at least one bull cycle holding it, then they learn more and 1. realize its goals are unobtainable, 2. Its marketcap makes it so you will never gain 3. insiders constantly dump on the holders, etc. I could go on, but the main thing is that it has never broken aths despite being one of the most known coins over the course of 4(ish?) seperate bullruns. If you want to believe some pie in the sky shit like that it will replace money, thats your prerogative, but it isn't like gme at all. Gme has an extremely rational basis behind it, XRP nonsense is just pure conjecture.

[Anonymous No.57930818]

Was GameStop a big distraction psych op to XRP ?
It's beginning to look like GME MoASS will never occur ever...
I'm thinking about buying a suicide bag of XRP is 600$ worth of XRP @.45
Am I gonna WAGMI ?

[Anonymous No.57930849]

>>57930818
no lol

[Anonymous No.57931443]

So is that whole bank loan thing cut off on the 11th or is 11th the last day and they're actually out on the 12th? I don't expect anything to happen immediatly but it'd be cool if I'm wrong and they desperatly needed loans constantly to maintain their exposure or something.

[Anonymous No.57931524]

>>57931443
The Ides of March

[Anonymous No.57931627]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1bb50dv/the_dark_pool_index_dix_collapsed_on_friday_dark/
Tomorrow's gonna be spicy.

[Anonymous No.57931845]

>>57931627
Monday is the first post-existence-of-towel-shares and post-movie trading day and also probably a trading day with a government shutdown (including FedWire?). This week was a warmup

[Anonymous No.57931910]

>>57931443
The 11th is when new loans stop. If the participant banks are super over levered they could pop as early as the 15th (big payroll day for all their wagie customers), but it will probably take longer than that. I expect earnings to be the next runup.

[Anonymous No.57932317]

>>57931910
Ahahahahaha. Already setting up new cope for when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow dumbfuck?

[Anonymous No.57932513]

>>57931910
It's going to be fucking dope, but yeah it will take some time for this shit to develop.

>>57932317
cope.

[Anonymous No.57932682]

>>57931627
I almost went blind from the glow reading the comments.
>check post histories
>seething Democrats from Virginia (feds)
>guy posting in a "gmeoptions" board arguing incoherently about DRS
>nobody addressing the elephant in the room that IF a collapse in DIX is bearish for hedgie collateral it's good for us

[Anonymous No.57932767]

>>57928983
>Zionists forced them to pick it back up after having abdandoned it earlier since people were using it to expose IOF atrocities and American complicity
Same as it ever was.
https://twitter.com/DrLoupis/status/1766414312606744775

[Anonymous No.57932784]

>>57930320
>Sunroof doesn't articulate
Dealbreaker

[Anonymous No.57932906]

>>57932513
>going to take some time

I thought it was tomorrow fuckwit?

[Anonymous No.57932992]

>>57930422
Hobbyist neet things

[Anonymous No.57933028]

>>57932992
Specifically about videogames. Like Armored core.

[Anonymous No.57933166]

I just realized I could have bought at least 4 bitcoin with the money I spent on precious metals and another 2 with the money in GME. My problems would be solved by now

[Anonymous No.57933302]

>>57931627
Same guy?
https://www.reddit.com/r/numerology/comments/19dl1uz/741/

[Anonymous No.57933325]

>>57926641
thinking the fed is gonna cut the lifelines of the banks and let the system crash. the system only works if they can keep inflating. theyre only getting started.

[Anonymous No.57933357]

>>57928983
they're looking to fuck us from different angles. fortifying censorship and absolute control is always their favorite. patriot act 2.0.
they definitely
wanna cheat us out of moass.


>>57933325
btw this is nothing to what theyre printing behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.57933361]

>>57933302
Wow. He really is smart

[Anonymous No.57933375]

>>57933325
We just need to hold for 10 years when it is a trillion per day and we will have our billions

[Anonymous No.57933512]

>>57933166
And to think I knew that all along hahahahah. I guess that's what we get for taking a schizo risk in attempt to get richer.

[Anonymous No.57933906]

I haven't seen anyone post this here yet, saw it in smg >>57930308

[Anonymous No.57934023]

>>57933906
>stein
fucking hell. they just cant help it.
gamergate 2.0 is kicking off comically.

[Anonymous No.57934146]

>>57933906
>>57934023
kek

[Anonymous No.57934183]

>>57933906
You won't do shit baggies

[Anonymous No.57934276]

>>57933906
I do consider myself to be extremely good at gaming

[Anonymous No.57934418]

>57934183
You’re too poor to do anything dumbfuck crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.57934443]

>>57927030
>>57927043
>Shills are away laughing at the towel apes
>Holy shit fellow apes, the shills gave up MOASS soon BULLISH!

>Shills are here laughing at the FunkoStop apes
>When you meet enemies you are going the right way BULLISH

Damn you guys can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.57934543]

I’m 60k down.

Is this a sign that I’m winning?

[Anonymous No.57934657]

>>57934543
Hell yes! It means you had 60k in GME at one point. You'll have it again, and then it will be 600k, then 6 million, then 600 million, then....

[Anonymous No.57934707]

>>57934657
>then

You wake back up in the psych ward. You can't check your seized ComputerShare account
1: because the website is down
2: your hands are tied to your chest
3: the bank seized your assets

The ward attendant turns on the radio and fox financial news plays....

" In others news from the retail sector today, gamestop shares continue to plummet on the 2026 earnings miss and continued lack of action by Ryan Cohen. Investors are calling the move incredibly bullish as shares are now under 50 cents and the market cap is well under 1 billion dollars. "

[Anonymous No.57934720]

>>57934707
>calling the move incredibly bullish as shares are now under 50 cents
Imagine the cheapies one could slurp at those prices. I'm thinking float status = locked

[Anonymous No.57934824]

>Doesn't refute that it won't do shit
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57934831]

GameStop could still turn it around next year. They are doing dumb things on purpose

[Anonymous No.57934868]

>>57934720
remember when BBBY went to 8 cents and they locked the heckin float?
yea…

[Anonymous No.57934899]

>>57934868
Didn't they diloot?

[Anonymous No.57934909]

>>57934899
BBBY was already Q'd when that happened

[Anonymous No.57934944]

>>57934899
>baggies couldn’t lock the float at a sub-10 million dollar marketcap because “uhhh, i guess ill say uh, because they, they dilooted? idk bagbros, we’re not even trying anymore… just call him indian again”
>implying ryan never dilooted (gme)
sad

[Anonymous No.57935007]

I should have listened to Michael Sailor and Bukale. They were so adamant about bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57935125]

>>57934944
I'm just saying they had authorized issuance of hundreds of millions of shares when it was apparent they were going out of business (to everyone but the lowest IQ baggot). There weren't many people buying at that point.

[Anonymous No.57935172]

The economy cannot not crash within the next two years. 3 max. That is just a fact. They can print and import illegals to offset it, but it is inevitable

[Anonymous No.57935213]

>57935172
>that is a fact
ok retard

[Anonymous No.57935228]

>>57935125
cool so you admit that BBBYQ is fucking retarded and retail got utterly BTFO
yet pulte put on a literal BBBYQ griftfest after saying he suspects ryan is still involved and then bought BBBY bonds
THEN ryan fuckin hangs out with the guy AND posts about it on twitter as reddit shits their pants over the “undeniable confirmation” that something is going on behind the scenes

so you’re left with the following options:

1) you are with the most schizophrenic of mindbroken bathbaggies that believes the reverse triangle choke merger is coming from the shadow chairman
2) you agree that ryan is a massive retard who doesn’t know wtf he’s doing since he’s hanging with pulte after destroying retail on BBBY
3) you agree that ryan does know what he’s doing and that he doesn’t give a shit about retail and knowingly mocks the retail bathbaggots that he destroyed

>inb4 no reply, ‘sneed’ or any other baggie catch-phrase

[Anonymous No.57935232]

>>57935172
The baggie fears the soft landing. Never crashing. Going up forever.

[Anonymous No.57935247]

>>57935228
When did I claim otherwise? Senpai you are in /gme/, maybe you alt tabbed? Are you monitoring both generals?

[Anonymous No.57935261]

>>57935247
so you’re option 2) or 3) then
choose wisely anon

[Anonymous No.57935269]

>>57935228
shill forgot which thread he's in. kek.

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.57935277]

>>57935220
>>57935220
>>57935220
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.57935312]

>>57934868
BBBaggots are weak convictionless sheep who have never held a stock for more than 2 years, are easily influenced by Youtubers, and invest solely on the price of something and not the actual MOASS thesis. A drop from $30 was enough to spook them, while GME dropped from $450 and we just ended up DRSing. If GME ever reached 8 cents, GME holders will definitely keep buying and holding.

[Anonymous No.57935734]

>>57935277
witnessed

[Anonymous No.57936773]

>>57935228
Sir this is the GME general, not BBBY.