/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.57904735]

DBZ edition

Previously on /smg/
>Joe Biden does drugs and gives his State of the Union and declares war against AI
>Akira Toriyama dies and half of /smg/ is arguing whether anime is gay and for fags
>how will all of this bode for our heroes at /smg/? Stay tuned for another episode


>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous: >>57900486

[Anonymous No.57904754]

First for OP is a colossal faggot wearing pink womens dresses and larping as a female broker.

[Anonymous No.57904781]

forexsissies... it's our time!

[Anonymous No.57904784]

how do i pirate the conference board LEI?

[Anonymous No.57905166]

"Mr.Toriyama, do you have any regrets?"
"..Only one. GT."

[Anonymous No.57905378]

Getting fat makes anyone ugly

[Anonymous No.57905379]

>>57904735
Will GOOG pump on new CEO news?

[Anonymous No.57905406]

Nvda

[Anonymous No.57905421]

Good morning to everyone except anti-Biden bears, shills, and tripfags.

[Anonymous No.57905573]

>>57905406
Nvda

[Anonymous No.57905655]

Where the FUCK is everyone

[Anonymous No.57905667]

slow morning its over isnt it bros

[Anonymous No.57905967]

>>57904735
I am getting heemed.

[Anonymous No.57906081]

I DID THAT!

[Anonymous No.57906103]

>>57905655
All the bears got destroyed. All that's left are comfy bullchads.
Its 55 degrees outside, I got my eggs, toast, and espresso, and I'm watching NVDA make me more rich every day.
Sans Toriyama, the GOAT, passing away, its been an awesome week.

[Anonymous No.57906164]

Another day sitting on cash too terrified to make a move while feeling sick to my stomach and wishing I wasn't such a a pussy

I know the second I buy back in this shit is going to tank straight to hell

[Anonymous No.57906183]

I'm looking to buy 100-400 shares ( Roughly $45000 per lot ) so I can sell options and get regular monthly income. Ideally the shares will continue to increase in value and not crash.

which would you recommend? Or are there better broad market indexes I should research?

QQQ? ( Broad Market Tech weighted Index )
VOO? ( Broad Market Total Index )
VTI? ( Broad Market Tech weighted Index )

[Anonymous No.57906238]

>>57906081
I love this lil boss!

[Anonymous No.57906257]

>>57903897
>PBR
>-$2
I'm curious why do people bother with small dips like this? Is it because you have a lot of capital and can reap a lot from small swings?
Or are you thinking more long term?

[Anonymous No.57906274]

Every green NVDA candle is a new ATH.

[Anonymous No.57906280]

>NVDA
>AMD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57906288]

BOBO YOU OKAY???

[Anonymous No.57906304]

RESUME THE TURBOCRAB (for me)

[Anonymous No.57906311]

>>57904013
280 MRVL (still up 52% despite earning slide)
100 EVLV
50 INDI

[Anonymous No.57906323]

Trades of the day:
NVDA 030824 945C 16 @ 11.93 SOLD @ 14.19 = +3616
NVDA 030824 950C 20 @ 10.62 SOLD @ 12.65 = +4060
NVDA 030824 950C 20 @ 13.28 SOLD @ 14.27 = +1980
TOTAL Daily Return = +9656
I think that's it for the day.
Have a good one friends and see you all Monday

[Anonymous No.57906326]

[Anonymous No.57906339]

>>57906326
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.57906342]

next week on /smg/

[Anonymous No.57906352]

>>57906326
desu if we have to send money over there at least we're sending money to both sides.

[Anonymous No.57906359]

>>57906342
What an absolute cornucopia of shit. Disgusting. No thank you!

[Anonymous No.57906360]

Mumuphoria

[Anonymous No.57906377]

Was the State of the Union that good?

[Anonymous No.57906385]

>>57906377

[Anonymous No.57906384]

>>57906360

[Anonymous No.57906396]

you are subscribed to luckbox magazine right anon?

[Anonymous No.57906399]

>>57906183
Yes

[Anonymous No.57906405]

>>57906352
israel aid is a subsidiary for defense stocks
what should i invest in to get return on those meals the towelheads are getting?

[Anonymous No.57906411]

NVDA 1K EOD -Q

[Anonymous No.57906414]

>unemployment up
>bullish because interest rates will go down

>inflation up
>bullish because economy is hot

>unemployment down
>bullish because soft landing

>inflation down
>bullish because interest rates will go down

>foreign economies in recession
>bullish because capital flight to us

>foreign economies growing
>bullish because US companies are leveraged into foreign markets

bulls literally can not lose, it is mathematically impossible to fall from this permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.57906415]

>>57906359
I bought calls on some of those comapnies
And I'm already making money

[Anonymous No.57906418]

>>57906183
qqq/spy are very liquid options markets with tight spread. vanguard not so much.

[Anonymous No.57906420]

>>57906377
i watched the first half and it was meh, just hot air from a guy who can barely speak a coherent sentence

[Anonymous No.57906425]

Today is a good day

[Anonymous No.57906430]

>>57904735
This fucking captcha timer is annoying

[Anonymous No.57906431]

>>57906415

[Anonymous No.57906437]

If NVDA continues on with 2-3% gains every day for a few weeks, then I'll have made it. Finally. I will never have to worry about money again.

[Anonymous No.57906446]

>>57906425
tell me what made you buy the vending machine for cars

[Anonymous No.57906448]

5X LEVERAGE TSM RAAAAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.57906454]

>>57906342
SIGA on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57906465]

>>57905655
Market is no longer fun. Honestly, what's the point of this general if all you need to do is buy nvda?

[Anonymous No.57906468]

>amd
it's not stopping

[Anonymous No.57906472]

>>57906446
I bought it this morning. It's a day trade. purely momentum based. I am not investing.

[Anonymous No.57906473]

>>57906352
It's more about youtube subtitles that are wrong. This part was translated very wrong. It was about the port.

[Anonymous No.57906483]

>>57906437
You know the top is near when every clown goes on about "is it really this easy to make money?".

[Anonymous No.57906486]

SOXL sisters, we won.

[Anonymous No.57906487]

bitcoin is gonna smash up hard today

[Anonymous No.57906489]

today might be a good day to paper trade on ToS to prepare for the retirement of street smart edge. i dont like change bros. Streetsmart edge is so comfy

[Anonymous No.57906498]

why the FUCK am i making money

[Anonymous No.57906500]

Guh...

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57906509]

>>57904735
I forgot, that guy did the character design for Chrono trigger too. Now I'm sad again. I'm going to just cry and make the markets go down.

[Anonymous No.57906511]

What the fuck?!
SBUX didn't give me a bonus stars deal for this weekend...
Are they running out of money?
Time to short SBUX?

[Anonymous No.57906517]

Just need to make 1% every trading session for the next year and I'll 12x my money. It's literally this easy lmao

[Anonymous No.57906526]

Guess yall aren’t talking about symbiotic yet

[Anonymous No.57906528]

NVDA is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.57906529]

errr COIN bros, wtf was that?

[Anonymous No.57906538]

Just curious - do bears ever get tired of losing? Lol

[Anonymous No.57906560]

there's nothing to buy, most companies market cap is peanuts, you could easily become a majority shareholder in industry leading companies, you can crash entire countries' economies for fun.
no wonder the saudis and chinamen are buying up infrastructure in no man's land, even though the chinamen are probably doing it on propped up papers with empty warehouses behind them.

[Anonymous No.57906564]

>>57906538

[Anonymous No.57906565]

A lower than expected divy is the correct reaction to this market, no? What else happened to petrobras (non goku related)

[Anonymous No.57906573]

HOLY FUCK TSM

[Anonymous No.57906575]

i miss him

[Anonymous No.57906619]

Holy shit bobo just roped

[Anonymous No.57906621]

>>57906500
I posted that yesterday and you bought calls? A fuckin retailer going this ballistic?

[Anonymous No.57906632]

>>57906575
kind of ironic using Peter Lynch as he became famous by holding growth stocks 100% of the time no matter what

[Anonymous No.57906634]

LUNR IS GOING UP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57906639]

am I the only one scared of the green dildos despite being long?

[Anonymous No.57906683]

[Anonymous No.57906685]

>akira dies
>bitcoin explodes
What this means?

[Anonymous No.57906693]

>>57906564
If only I could be so comfy.

[Anonymous No.57906699]

Who the fucking hell is writing NYCB puts? Jerome essentially got up in front of congress and said they're going to fail this weekend.

[Anonymous No.57906704]

>>57906538
I'm a bull and even I am getting slightly agitated by this market. It gets boring when nothing is on sale and there are no big opportunities in the market.

[Sloorper No.57906716]

>ENLV
Comfy, thanks anon who shilled it

[Anonymous No.57906724]

Spy was on his way down but then NVDA pumped and pulled it back up, lol

[Anonymous No.57906725]

time for some final fantasy 7 rebirth on the goystation 5. have a good weekend frens

[Anonymous No.57906727]

>>57906639
I'm with you. This feels like too much to quick.

[Anonymous No.57906734]

>>57906639
If you aren't excited at the prospect of 30-40% market crash you aren't actually long.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57906741]

When is she going to blow?

[Anonymous No.57906742]

>AMD

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57906755]

>>57906699
>to shore up the balance sheet
the balance sheet was shored up. SEETHE CHUD

[Anonymous No.57906761]

Any bobos here, I can only advise you to short markets like the FTSE and not the US.

[Anonymous No.57906763]

From 2k€ to 10k€ with leveraged MSFT and NVDA certificates

[Anonymous No.57906781]

>>57906528
I forgot to be retarded.
lost $200
I'm gonna double down on my retardation. I should make 400 on nvda green.

[Anonymous No.57906782]

>>57906639
>am I the only one scared of the green dildos despite being long?

[Anonymous No.57906805]

NVDA $1000 is happening T O D A Y

[Anonymous No.57906807]

>>57906639
I'm just enjoying the ride and stacking cash for when things eventually go down.

[Anonymous No.57906808]

>Biden knocks it out of the park with his SOTU
>stocks skyrocket because everyone knows he's going to win the election
>chud gay bears suiciding in the streets
>It's a Friday
God today is a good day to be alive.

[Anonymous No.57906829]

bears lose money
bulls lose money

pigs feast

[Anonymous No.57906832]

>>57906808
I got chewed out at work today for being a lazy bastard but at least I made money gambling with stocks. Today is ok.

[Anonymous No.57906836]

>>57906755
I looked at the website for the largest PE funding them. I think that's the CEOs yacht? It's nicer than mine but not be a lot. Also banks lending to PE lending to banks is fucking weird. At *some* point all the debt gets called and someone holds the bag. I'd imagine they'd a lot of those people to be retail traders to kind of minimize the damage but heh I don't do PE so maybe there's something I don't know.

[Anonymous No.57906845]

>>57906808
If you love biden so much why dont you chop off your penis and go be an intern for the white house you troon

[Anonymous No.57906848]

>jew sosnoff of tastyjew fame talking with his useful goy about eating pork chops and ribs in order to come off as less jewy

[Anonymous No.57906854]

>>57906808
desu I’m pro suicide for chuds and libtards alike

[Anonymous No.57906857]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU SHITS

[Anonymous No.57906869]

nvdia keeps mooning.

feels good brehs

[Anonymous No.57906873]

>>57906836
Steve Mnuchin and Ken Griffin's hedge funds bailed out NYCB, if you're bearish for that bank at this point you're an idiot. Mnuchin is famous for sweeping in and buying failing finance corpos at dirt cheap prices and then cutting all the fat

[Anonymous No.57906884]

>>57906425
I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD> there are fucking bots and AI scanning 4chan. MY STOPS are being targeted. I was up so much money this morning!!! NEVER AGAIN FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57906886]

>there's a poster here who made $360k on NVDA
Christ. I need that kind of winning in my life.

[Anonymous No.57906892]

what's the best play to capture gold upside?

[Anonymous No.57906900]

>>57906639
It seems awfully excessive.
I have lots of cash waiting. Still holding SPY and won't sell any time soon, but have deleveraged in previous weeks.

[Anonymous No.57906911]

>Higher than expected unemployment rate causes indices to drop
>Spx up today
Please help babby out and tell me how Non-Farm Employment Change effects the market. Does it just mean that there are more people working in fields that are not related to farming so they work for companies like wallmart, target, and tesla? Or did I get something wrong?

[Anonymous No.57906916]

>>57906884
Almost all of my stops got hit. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57906924]

>>57906836
>Also banks lending to PE lending to banks is fucking weird
that sounds like a backdoor buyout of the little bank by the big boys. interesting.
>At *some* point all the debt gets called and someone holds the bag
wont be the big bank
>I'd imagine they'd a lot of those people to be retail traders to kind of minimize the damage
what do you mean by this? im a retail goy myself

[Anonymous No.57906934]

>>57906911
My advice is to stop chasing any chain of logic with government report numbers. Not to be rude, but for the sake of your sanity.

[Anonymous No.57906940]

>>57906911
It means that there is less spending do to more unemployment which is positive in fighting inflation and creates a case for cutting rates.

[Anonymous No.57906947]

You can't hit my QQQ stop loss you don't have enough money... teheheheh

[Anonymous No.57906955]

>>57906873
Biden implied in his campaign last night that he was going to make more properties rent controlled
This seems like a good thing for NYCB since other banks that didnt have rent controlled properties would be as bad as what NYCB had

[Anonymous No.57906957]

I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, that’s how not pissed off I am right now. Why isn’t anyone taking their fucking profits? Fucks sake no one has money to buy anything if you automate all the fucking jobs. Just wait til they automate semiconductor manufacturing and the AI ISNT GONNA NEED NVIDIA ANYMORE BECAUSE IT GIVES ZERO FUCKS ABOUT PAYING HUMANS IN DIVIDENDS LET ALONE DEHYDRATED FOOD CAPSULES

IMPLODE GOD DAMN IT!!! This world is hell. No fun allowed ever.

[Anonymous No.57906969]

>>57906621
I bought that call last week

[Anonymous No.57906972]

>>57906873
>and then cutting all the fat
Yeah I know how PE works.

[Anonymous No.57906982]

Why is COST still selling off?

[Anonymous No.57906988]

>>57906955
>going to make more properties rent controlled
Is he going to do it by Monday though?

[Anonymous No.57907000]

>>57906957
seethe chud

[Anonymous No.57907002]

>>57906911
unemployment good. rates start to plummet. Cpi is now 2,5 from 6.8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzaP1yrSvw

[Anonymous No.57907007]

>>57906957
Turns out AI likes us and wants us to make it... you've failed Bobo... or what should I call you Bogdanoff AI?!

[Anonymous No.57907009]

>>57906808
>Biden knocks it out of the park with his SOTU
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[Anonymous No.57907011]

>>57906483
We've had posts like yours for months.

[Anonymous No.57907012]

>>57906957
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly, chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...

Always look on the bright side of life

[Anonymous No.57907013]

>>57906884
Might be possible, cause I posted picrel and now if I do the same search it doesn't give me these results anymore. And I only posted it here.

[Anonymous No.57907017]

Any other bbai put holders seeing how low can it go ?

[Anonymous No.57907018]

>>57906957
Bobo you don't get it, there is no profits to take only inflation is moving the price

[Anonymous No.57907027]

i will never, ever get the chance to put this cash to work

[Anonymous No.57907029]

>>57907017
BBAI is worth exactly $0, when it will reach that point is the real question

[Anonymous No.57907030]

>>57906911
it doesn't really matter, it only influences how fast will sentiment translate into actual market performance at a given day.

[Anonymous No.57907043]

>>57907017
I probably should've held some, but I sold them all for a 10k profit this morning.

[Anonymous No.57907056]

>>57906955
It’s crazy to me they can price control revenues but never think that maybe they should be price controlling utilities provided by the landlord in common areas, or even free maintenance by city union workers.

[Anonymous No.57907059]

>>57907027
soon

[Anonymous No.57907060]

>>57907027
opportunity is kicking you in the nuts right now

[Anonymous No.57907062]

Buy COST…

[Anonymous No.57907063]

biggest short signal of my lifetime

[Anonymous No.57907067]

>>57907027
Don't worry anon just for you... I told a random guy at work to check NVDA computer... the dump will start soon.

[Anonymous No.57907079]

JENSENS WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.57907080]

i regret not buying more nvidia calls when they were priced under a hundred earlier this week

[Anonymous No.57907081]

>>57906957
I took some SOXX profits this morning and I already feel like an idiot for doing that.

[Anonymous No.57907083]

Look what AI can do for us

[Anonymous No.57907086]

Reminder that AEVA is undervalued and is worth 4x it's stock price

[Anonymous No.57907087]

Higher. Much higher.

[Anonymous No.57907101]

>>57907027
there will be a some kind of of a steep but short lived correction, like 20-25%. big money is selling now already, even warrem buffet is mass profit selling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BArq7hz9ge0

[Anonymous No.57907107]

>>57906924
>wont be the big bank
>>I'd imagine they'd a lot of those people to be retail traders to kind of minimize the damage
>what do you mean by this? im a retail goy myself
So who do you think takes the loss then? The money is gone, it's just not a realized loss yet.

[Anonymous No.57907115]

>>57906947
PUSSY CANT HIT MY QQQ STOP LOSS CAUSE YOU BROKE ASS MOTHERFUCKING QUANTS

[Anonymous No.57907121]

>>57907063
so put ur money where ur mouth is anon

[Anonymous No.57907122]

>>57907012
Wholesome post

[Anonymous No.57907132]

Nvidia is clearly overpriced but what about AMD isn't that like 200 P/E vs. Nvidia at 31 P/E why the fuck is AMD always pumping in sympathy with Nvidia and even out-pumping like what le fuck.

[Anonymous No.57907147]

>>57907101
Source for selling?

[Anonymous No.57907155]

>>57905655
>>57906465
You can buy AMD too, shitbird.

[Anonymous No.57907162]

niggervideo noooooooo

[Anonymous No.57907164]

>>57907012
DONT
Fuck
with
me

[Anonymous No.57907171]

>>57907107
if the PE goes under is the only way the big bank who loaned them money will take the loss. They are are bros at the country club and at saturday shabbat so i dont think that will happen

[Anonymous No.57907172]

>>57906183
>I'm looking to buy 100-400 shares ( Roughly $45000 per lot ) so I can sell options and get regular monthly income. Ideally the shares will continue to increase in value and not crash.
Buy nvidia.

>>57906164
Buy back in but only with 10% of your stack (nvidia, obviously)..

[Anonymous No.57907177]

>muh P/E
When will you learn?

[Sloorper No.57907187]

>>57906957
Seethe

[Anonymous No.57907190]

>>57907132
>Nvidia is clearly overpriced
No, NVDA is pricing in its future earnings.
Will you be saying its overpriced when next earnings are even better than the last ones?

[Anonymous No.57907197]

>>57907101
DYRBI?
Nvidia fills gap at 670 in 2 weeks.
NVIDIA then pumps back up to 1100 in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57907199]

Oh jesus fuck NVDA is only up 3% today it's all over oh no oh no

[Anonymous No.57907209]

>>57907187

[Anonymous No.57907211]

>>57906957
What automation?
You AI niggers are completely hallucinating.

[Anonymous No.57907217]

>>57907190
>pricing in what I think will
Shut up retard, no one believed this for TSLA and no one believes it for NVIDIA you stupid gorilla nigger.

[Anonymous No.57907220]

>>57907190
Imagine big tech building massive data centers EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

[Anonymous No.57907225]

>>57907190
How far into the future? 6000 years?

[Anonymous No.57907227]

>>57906342
>missing the most important ER for Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57907231]

Ive never had sex

[Anonymous No.57907241]

>>57907231
I have 10/10 would recommend.

[Anonymous No.57907248]

>>57907231
Like, ever? Don't you think that's kind of weird?

[Anonymous No.57907250]

>>57907147
he started selling in december indicates their report, february and rumored to be continuing. it's their largest holdings

[Anonymous No.57907251]

>>57907227
Isnt ADM tanking?

[Anonymous No.57907255]

>>57907132
look at the difference between GAAP and non GAAP p/e of AMD, it's because of their xilinx aquisition, it's real P/E is prob 40-60

[Anonymous No.57907263]

>>57906164
I was in the same boat anon. Then I bought gold.

[Anonymous No.57907266]

>>57907190
either way, Nvidia just doesn't seem to have much of a meaningful upside anymore. I mean, are you expecting it to go to $2000 a share? Even that's only a 2x. Nvidia is now at the Bitcoin stage, only suckers buy the top hoping to double their money when people have been making 9x on their investments from 2022.

[Anonymous No.57907268]

>>57907225
In 6000 years we will be living on planet Nvidia

[Anonymous No.57907278]

WTF why are bonds down today?

[Anonymous No.57907280]

hi - its-a meee, Bobio
wee-a crasha dis shit today?

[Anonymous No.57907281]

>>57907231
Same, 2 years till I'll become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.57907282]

>>57907251
Probably
All the new weight loss drugs means people hate eating corn now

[Anonymous No.57907285]

So why is everything taking a shit today? BBAI alone is down 30%.

[Anonymous No.57907288]

>>57907278
No demand for safety.

[Anonymous No.57907290]

>>57907278
So people don't mistakenly buy those instead of pumping these bags.

[Anonymous No.57907303]

>>57907282
Oooh it’s gonna pomp innit it?

[Anonymous No.57907304]

>>57907285
Most everything is up today, schizo.

[Anonymous No.57907307]

Alright chud I'll listen. What did Mr Nintendo man do that made you cry?

[Anonymous No.57907320]

>>57907227
i fucked up too and fatfinger switched the D and M, bagholding this steaming pie of fertilizer

[Anonymous No.57907324]

>>57907285
>why is the shit company that missed earnings by 180% down 30%
Reddit.

[Anonymous No.57907331]

small Rug soon. for consolidation.

[Anonymous No.57907330]

>>57907220
Thats literally all Nvidia has
Is this the stupidest bubble of all times?

[Anonymous No.57907335]

>>57906565
seems like the divi is only going to be 1.1 Brazilian real for 2024 and it looks like the government is forcing the company to invest more in renewables.
also if you look at the earnings report they are focusing so much on ESG bulshit it's unreal

[Anonymous No.57907344]

>>57907251
It tanked weeks ago because the poo CFO was fudging numbers in their least profitable division. There's some uncertainty because of the ongoing investigation, but the CEO assured everyone it wouldn't affect their Q4 earnings and it's likely the poo acted alone or with other rogue employees and the stock will be back over $60 soon enough. A good ER on Tuesday will get it going there and then a favorable conclusion of the investigation will finish the job.
I have 300 shares @ $52.29 cost basis myself.

[Anonymous No.57907349]

>>57907304
Yeah a handful are up a couple percent, the ones that matter are down 20 and 30 percent.

[Anonymous No.57907348]

>>57907330
Every. Single. Year.

[Anonymous No.57907352]

>>57907266
This is when having a lower average in the stock matters the most. Since my average is in the low 500s, then 2000 would be a 4x for me. I can see you not being as enthusiastic if you bought in at 800+ or something.

[Anonymous No.57907353]

God Bless XOM
God Bless OIL
God Bless Anime
God Bless U149

[Anonymous No.57907356]

>>57907344
Dont they miss earnings multiple times the past couple quarters?

[Anonymous No.57907358]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onr4z2fdDM&t=835s

numba go up

[Anonymous No.57907363]

ive got baby birdos chirping outside my window. they are congratulating me on a fine week of trading

[Anonymous No.57907365]

>>57907211
Hallucinate with me anon: every service job performed on a computer can be done by a computer

[Anonymous No.57907367]

>>57907217
Pricing in what I know it will, fucking crybaby bear faggot.

[Anonymous No.57907372]

nvda bros...

[Anonymous No.57907376]

>>57907356
No they almost always beat.

[Anonymous No.57907377]

>>57907330
GPUs aren't the only data center products they have. Their NICs are very good.

[Anonymous No.57907381]

>>57907363
It's snowing at my house.

[Anonymous No.57907384]

>>57907365
the plumber and AC repairman will be the tycoons of the AI age

[Anonymous No.57907393]

>>57907365
Where. Its not happening anywhere except in redditors heads.

[Anonymous No.57907394]

>>57907115
I'm very sorry guys, you can blame me for this sell off.

[Anonymous No.57907396]

Why is PFS IV so high?

[Anonymous No.57907398]

0DTES GO GO GOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.57907401]

>>57907060
In my case its because my deposit to my brokerjews isnt available yet. Weekend is going to be boring without stakes on the line for monday morning

[Anonymous No.57907405]

>my broker (eu) doesnt have soxl

[Anonymous No.57907406]

Pump my bags niggers

[Anonymous No.57907408]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57907413]

What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.57907425]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57907426]

Going cash

[Anonymous No.57907427]

wtf I went for a quick jerk and we’re dumping whyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.57907429]

>>57907365
no it cant
and what is your retarded image supposed to prove?

[Anonymous No.57907431]

What is this shit? I literally go take a shower and we dump? Who said what?

[Anonymous No.57907434]

>>57907381
damn in my area we have had unusually good weather, im hoping the snow is gone for good at this point. its 50 and sunny here. going to get a run in outside in a bit

[Anonymous No.57907438]

>>57907427
We are dumping because i pissed off the market makers and or quants.

[Anonymous No.57907441]

oh you bought?

[Anonymous No.57907442]

>>57907352
but if you have a good average, wouldn't now be the time to at least slowly start selling up rather than thinking of purchasing new shares at these prices?

[Anonymous No.57907443]

>>57907220
What data will they be hoarding? Porn? No ones gonna be buying anything because no one will have a job. Boomer die off coming and zoomers and alphas can’t even read let alone generate documents

[Anonymous No.57907446]

>>57907427
Never do that while the market is open.

[Anonymous No.57907447]

>>57907413
The .618 backtest for this movement.

[Anonymous No.57907453]

Puts on WOOF, just trust me

T. Veterinarian

[Anonymous No.57907459]

>>57907266
>either way, Nvidia just doesn't seem to have much of a meaningful upside anymore.
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.57907463]

>>57907427
>not jerking off to the stocklines

[Anonymous No.57907464]

STOP THE COUNT
AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57907466]

>>57907443
>hoarding?
It's for bandwidth/availability, not storage.

[Anonymous No.57907467]

>>57907431
My stop loss on QQQ is 442. They are hunting my stop loss because they don't like see us plebs make money.

[Anonymous No.57907470]

>>57907453
its 2.70$ a share where we goin tofucking 2.50? This is not a short its a shit.

[Anonymous No.57907471]

>>57907442
the whole idea is that you never sell your shares ever. you let your kids inherit them or you donate them to some organization when you die

[Anonymous No.57907478]

Yum

[Anonymous No.57907479]

>>57907464
Every time I see this it really does make me laugh out loud

[Anonymous No.57907492]

I'm glad I didn't do UPRO calls this week.

[Anonymous No.57907494]

henlo, can i speak with David SOXL?
tell him its urgent
no, i will not hold

[Anonymous No.57907497]

NVDA WENT NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.57907501]

Holy shit 200k shares sold in under a minute

[Anonymous No.57907504]

NGERIA

[Anonymous No.57907506]

nvididoo be doin a thang

[Anonymous No.57907512]

I can already tell my taxes next year are going to be fucked, had to sell some stuff and the cap gains hit ain’t going to be pretty

[Anonymous No.57907517]

It's a shake out.

[Anonymous No.57907519]

I'VE BEEN NIG'D

[Anonymous No.57907521]

>>57907434
Yeah, it's supposed to be in the 60s here next week. Where I live the weather is more schizo than /smg/.

[Anonymous No.57907529]

>>57906845
already interned once for mccain, chud

[Anonymous No.57907532]

>>57906342
HYDRAFACIALGANG

[Anonymous No.57907538]

>>57907453
Thanks for the tip. That looks like a good trade.

[Anonymous No.57907540]

SOXS

[Anonymous No.57907543]

>NVDA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57907544]

>>57907532
WHO is that scary man you keep posting?
I've been asking for weeks and have yet to get an answer

[Anonymous No.57907547]

AAAA WHY DIDN'T I SELL NVDA AT $974 AND BUY BACK IN AT $920.18? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57907551]

>>57907529
>interned once for mccain
I wouldn't brag about that lol.

[Anonymous No.57907553]

Sorry goys

[Anonymous No.57907554]

In for June 2026 AAPL calls- wish me luck

[Anonymous No.57907557]

Just how leveraged are you people that you get freaked out by the tiniest downturn after weeks of green?

[Anonymous No.57907560]

>>57907381
When I was a kid my parents took me to dachau and it snowed. I was so happy in those times

[Anonymous No.57907563]

So did a bunch of people just exercise options at 10:30 or some shit? Ridiculous move

[Anonymous No.57907564]

Bobos day of retribution has come...

[Anonymous No.57907565]

If odds I take my nvda profits and run, calls expire next Friday.

[Anonymous No.57907568]

>>57907529
I hope u get caged by gooks and poked by shap bamboo sticks like your old boss nigger

[Anonymous No.57907569]

[Anonymous No.57907571]

Fuck paper aaaaaaaaah

[Anonymous No.57907572]

>>57907551
One of the best senators in recent history, and he saved America's healthcare.

[Anonymous No.57907573]

>BIG
-15%... did anon lie to me

[Anonymous No.57907574]

face melting green dildo coming bobos.

[Anonymous No.57907575]

>>57907554
LMAO.

[Anonymous No.57907580]

>>57906957
You know what? Today ain’t so bad after all! Glad I could give the world a reality check. CHRIST IS KING.

[Anonymous No.57907581]

>>57907453
>Puts on WOOF, just trust me
Done

[Anonymous No.57907584]

bobos out in full force as soon as NVDA dips the tiniest bit lmao

[Anonymous No.57907596]

>>57907497
>>57907543
damn i was shaken out of my puts that i bought at open. somebody PRINTED just now

[Anonymous No.57907597]

>>57907551
Opposing MLK day makes sense. That's like the one thing he got right.

[Anonymous No.57907602]

>>57907453
>>57907581
why bother with options on a $2 stock? just buy/short shares.

[Anonymous No.57907606]

>>57907572
Probably a faggot like you. Did you help overthrow ukraines government in 2014 too? They're all evil or assent to it.

[Anonymous No.57907609]

GOOG bros .. it's finally our time

[Anonymous No.57907611]

>>57907572
I'm from Arizona originally. I know about McBrain and his antics. Say, I wonder how things are going in Syria and Ukraine...

[Anonymous No.57907612]

>he redeemed
YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD
STOP REDEEMING

[Anonymous No.57907617]

>>57907568
I'll just be over here enjoying one of the greatest democratic runs in U.S. history, from 2021 to 2121. Chudism lost.

[Anonymous No.57907625]

>>57907442
No, if I feel like selling I'll just start writing covered calls until they get called away.

[Anonymous No.57907626]

Not is the time to buy, don't miss out, you should always chase momentum

[Anonymous No.57907631]

>buy the stock that has been going up non-stop for weeks on end
>it immediately dumps for no reason

i must have psychic powers

[Anonymous No.57907633]

>>57907597
Blind pigs, broken clocks, etc.

[Anonymous No.57907640]

>>57907584
Seethe

[Anonymous No.57907639]

>>57907571
>568% now

[Anonymous No.57907641]

DAMAGE REPORT

[Anonymous No.57907642]

>>57907557
That or they bought just yesterday or something, kek.

[Anonymous No.57907643]

>>57907631
>no reason
profit taking
liquidity grab before the push over $1k
just a couple reasons

[Anonymous No.57907644]

>>57907625
i sold SPY covered calls at the beginning of the year and had to eat a $3k loss on them in order to keep my shares

[Anonymous No.57907649]

>>57907602
I bet you're really fun at parties

[Anonymous No.57907651]

it's ogre

[Anonymous No.57907653]

OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.57907655]

Why is WOOF so shit anyway? Aren't the abundance of cat ladies and dog moms keeping them afloat?

[Anonymous No.57907664]

tsm is looking heavy today.

[Anonymous No.57907665]

>>57907631
A risk-averse move of you.

[Anonymous No.57907669]

THIS IS FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.57907677]

>>57907551
He did me somewhat right in 1996 giving the Hopi a path to reclaiming some of the land the Navajos took from us. White people stuff was generations ago who ensured their descendants would be today's small elite ruling class, Navajews are faggots who will throw other tribes in front of a train to get their own
Fuck Navajews

[Anonymous No.57907688]

>>57907641
Sir, can't see shit Captain.

[Anonymous No.57907691]

>>57907470
>>57907538
Here is whats happening. Everyone got pets during covid. Bubble. No one is getting new pets. People already have the pet toys and cages and such. They just need food and vet care. They can get the food at walmart. Petco doesn’t have the Bainfield cheap ass vet clinics like petsmart does. And I can tell you from my clients that the average pet owner has become very broke over the past year. Petco has nothing to offer but overpriced toys people already have or can’t afford. Rich clients are shifting to local expensive food options. This company is in a death spiral. Short them before earnings next week. I’m the boots on the ground.

[Anonymous No.57907697]

it's our time now

[Anonymous No.57907705]

lower lower lower lower lower lower

https://youtu.be/5ha4CNO2NGo?si=QQ06GLYFtr0_aq7K&t=4397

[Anonymous No.57907710]

>>57907641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni8MURSwSZg

it's over

[Anonymous No.57907714]

I set my stop loss at almost the top and I'm going to jerk off to this high for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.57907720]

>>57907691
thanks. i'm going long.

[Anonymous No.57907721]

LUNR earnings is just 2 weeks away and the expected eps compared to the last 2 quarters looks like it will blow it out of the water.

[Anonymous No.57907724]

Is this the beginning of the end?

[Anonymous No.57907729]

>>57904735

[Anonymous No.57907737]

>>57907721
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.57907739]

>>57907724
Bear trap.

[Anonymous No.57907742]

>>57907721
what earnings lmao? it runs on gibs and cant put a lander upright on the moon

[Anonymous No.57907749]

>Bears getting exhuberant when the S&P500 is up.

Bears really are retarded

[Anonymous No.57907760]

>>57907453
>woof

that has dank meme stock potential

[Anonymous No.57907764]

>>57907749
>4:30 hours to go

[Anonymous No.57907772]

>>57907467
It would be really funny if QQQ hit my stop loss 442 then it bounced and started rallying into the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.57907774]

We've just had over 100 posts in 15 minutes. This shit is too fast to follow. It's like a sticky on /sp/ or /pol/. I'm out. Have a good weekend, habibis.

[Anonymous No.57907776]

>>57907655
Cat ladies are broke. They are buying food at walmart and bitching when I was to run $100 bloodwork I need to literally do anything for their sick dying animal. Plus its Petsmart with the Banfield clinics for broke bitches. Petco allegedely has clinics but I’ve never seen one. If you have a petco near you, go walk around it this weekend. It should be busy right? Or maybe I’m right and its just full of shit no one is buying.

[Anonymous No.57907779]

>>57907697
I was a week off. I bought some puts this morning for EOM expy on QQQ for 420 strike. But my other puts
>worth 300$
are all going to pot because I simply refuse to believe that this market is as transitory as the Admiral in the United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps

[Anonymous No.57907782]

>>57907677
Have those fuckers gotten their water shit situated yet? Also, daylight saving time starts Sunday!

[Anonymous No.57907792]

>>57907772
I adjusted my trailing stop losses today, added an extra percent

[Anonymous No.57907795]

>>57907774
>1post

Never here or should have been banned.

[Anonymous No.57907798]

That was a nasty blow off top on NVDA. Gonna fill some gaps now imo

[Anonymous No.57907809]

was waiting for the last cashgang holdout. did i miss anyone?

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57907819]

WELL BOYS, I was on the wya to work and this flash crash triggered my trailing stop loss (set at 6%). Going up 4% in a day and turning negative sure fucks with people.

I'm ok with it, still made around 50k entering at $326 average cost basis.

At least it wasn't the absolute bottom, NVDA is currenly 910.

Godspeed you fucking lunatics.

[Anonymous No.57907831]

Nvda giga dump. 1K today my ass lol I bought yesterday and now I’m red

[Anonymous No.57907838]

should drop to around 850 what you recon? Even then it's nearly apple value

[Sloorper (fuck mods and jannies) No.57907839]

>>57907819

[Anonymous No.57907848]

>>57907846
>>57907846

[Anonymous No.57907849]

>443 support broken

[Anonymous No.57907850]

BAKE BAKE BAKE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.57907862]

0dte nvda 850 put- 1100$


Nice.

[Anonymous No.57907887]

>>57907776
I saw a couple of them the other day in the caned meat isle price comparing pretty hard. I don't think you're wrong. Plus WOOF just looks like a garbage company regardless of the macro environment. Maybe it would be ok with 99% employment and ZIRP but outside that I wouldn't want it. In this environment it's a good short.

[Anonymous No.57907907]

>>57907795
Sorry, I didn't read your comment because I've already left smg for the day. I'm sure it was really insightful, though. See you next week, champ.

[Anonymous No.57907953]

>>57907782
I don't know about the water. I'm personally trying to convince my Tribal Govt to try to put together an agrisolar plant + try to lure some some chips act and IR act money to get a datacenter or full blown foundry on some leased Hopi land so we can get jobs and sell some electricity, maybe establish a reseller to sell semiconductors made at a foundry. Theres lots of opportunities and organic sovereignty and a plethora of supreme court cases we can lean on to make this happen... I currently struggle with explaining the semiconductors or the current geo-political environment and how doing these things will help the tribes economics and provide lots of jobs without disturbing the land.

[Anonymous No.57907990]

You think Nvidia crashing will pull Bitcoin with it?

[Anonymous No.57908033]

>>57907953
Well, best of luck. It would be amazing to see an organically grown industry in the 4 corners area besides some bullshit fishing guides. Point out what Micron is doing up in Idaho to them.

[Anonymous No.57908107]

>>57908033
Micron is one of the companies I have mentioned in my emails. I'd actually like to attract QCOM or Samsung. US Govt is only going to fund US semiconductor companies so I think non-US companies would be more enthusiastic about a mutualistic arrangement that gives them manufacturing in the US that Bidenomic subsidies are excluding them from

[Anonymous No.57908449]

When is the time to buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.57908665]

SWBI is up 25%...

[Anonymous No.57908800]

>>57908665
what the fuck
ww3 confirmed

[Anonymous No.57909142]

How you feeling $SOUN bros?