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57898631 No.57898631 [Reply] [Original]

Wat do?

>> No.57898641

get a job faggot

>> No.57898656

have you heard of a loan before?

>> No.57898657
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57898657

>>57898631
acquire kneepads

>> No.57898658

>>57898631
Suck 300 dicks

>> No.57898659

>>57898641
I do not want to get a job sucking dicks, honestly you're the fag for bringing that into consideration.

>> No.57898671

>>57898658
>>57898657
>>57898641
I thought this was a business and finance board not a turkish nightclub.

>> No.57898710

>>57898671
What do you need the 15k for? I have 15k of credit card credit that is interest free for 1.5 month. I just pay it off just before it’s due and withdraw it again immidiately. Literally free money if you’re not dumb

>> No.57898712
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>>57898631
get a job (unskilled)
if you cant, or dont want to do that then go into the trades or go to university.
you could even go to trades school while doing simultaneous online college in an area of your interest, so you arent stuck with trades long term.
you need to decide what your needs are and what you are interested in.

>> No.57898718

>>57898631
I lost 15K USD in crypto, but someone on instagram I contacted helped me recover the funds. He gave me the following advice: find a job and save 3K every month. I followed his instructions and it worked. In 5 months, I had 15K. Hope it helps.

>> No.57898727

>>57898710
I need 15k because I want 15k.
What other fucking reason would someone require 15k?

Here my dying father who was lobotomized by a gang of filapino hookers and I need 15k to pay for his testicle transplant.

>> No.57898756

>>57898718
Are you dumb? I’m obviously asking because what I suggested only works if you need it for highly liquid assets. You can cycle credit card debt it in and out of investments

>> No.57898768

>>57898756
Hey no fighting in my thread faggot.

>> No.57898798

>>57898756
Meant to reply to >>57898727
I suggested an easy way to get free money. If you can’t afford to take on risk just cycle short term government bonds or get a bank account with good interest on deposits. I’m making like $800/ year doing this. It’s not a ton but it’s free and only requires like 5 min of work each month.

>> No.57898812

>>57898798
Spoiler alert if I had 15k worth of credit to obtain I wouldn't need 15k.
Thanks for the kino advice 11/10

>> No.57898850 [DELETED] 
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57898850

I'd throw like $500 into EXPERT on ETH

Real Son of Trump should print you like $50k on that investment EZ

You'd have to be a commie nigger to fade expert

https://www.pinksale.finance/launchpad/0xC760C8c34ae312441e888eaDB656c2B3d4a37063?chain=ETH&refId=0xBd3a0d1Fd9BF5963F64B70584cFf02671A0C7C85

>> No.57898855

>>57898812
Alright, just figured I’d mention it as most people haven’t thought of it. You can also lie to credit card companies about your income (do it at your own risk).

In my country some casinos have free deposit bonuses (make sure they actually free and don’t require pity to put deposit at risk). That’s another easy way to make a bit of free money. Think I made like $150 from that.

>> No.57898986

What a fucking gay thread.

>> No.57899376

>>57898631
Jump on the next trend ;) it’s RWA memecoins btw.

>> No.57899528

>>57898986
Since you sound like you're underage you should consider asking your parents.

>> No.57899545

>>57899528
lol I'm sadly 39

>> No.57899560
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57899560

get yourself some $super and get some jeets to get it to actually produce, thank me later.

>> No.57899581

>>57899545
That's quite sad. Why do you need an arbitrary amount of $15k and why are you unwilling or unable to simply work for it? Get a decent job for a 39-year-old and you can easily make $15k in a year while having a job... which will give you ANOTHER 15k next year. It's like magic free money.

>> No.57899599

>>57899581
Because I'd rather have 15k than 1k
Working isn't an option.

>> No.57899615

>>57899599
Work is always an option, and money is meaningless unless you work for it. Money is merely a tool by which a man converts the sweat of his brow into possessions. Forget that and you poison the species.

>> No.57899630

>>57899615
You must be 18 to poos here.

>> No.57899658

>>57899630
I'm 35 and I have a fair deal more than $15k. It's expected that you don't want my advice, because I speak in scary truths.

>> No.57899668

>>57899658
Na you just don't know me and your advice doesn't apply.

>> No.57899691

>>57898710
How is it free money if you're paying it back?

>> No.57899690

>>57898631
Get a job retard

>> No.57899705

>>57899691
the guys giving advice to sign up to casinos for money, the gas alone to drive to them eats any profits you might make.
This board is full blown faggot mode.

>> No.57899719

>>57899599
>Working isn't an option.
I cannot wait for the collapse. You fuckers need to start starving to death by the millions.

>> No.57899720

>>57899668
My advice is universal and thusly applies to everyone. The living, the dead, the yet unborn are all subject to the same rules of currency.
You currently (claim to) have an arbitrary amount of fiat currency and you want a larger arbitrary amount, but the arbitrary amount is meaningless without a reason. Your time is more valuable than the fiat and you're currently squandering it.

>> No.57899730

>>57899720
Because you assume this also shows how little you know, this board went from being hyper intelligent new elite to fucking reddit drones telling you to take out credit card loans and pay them back.

This is a far cry and your shit advice is useless now fuck off faggot.

>> No.57899741

>>57899719
2 more weeks champ.

>> No.57899760

>>57899730
You clearly don't want advice, though. Think about it logically, if you can. What possible forms could this "advice" take? Yo uwant currency. How does one obtain currency?
1. Work.
2. Inheritance (which is generational work).
3. Blind happenstance (gambling, random chance, the whims of God and Nature).

What other methods to obtain currency are there? As such you already know your possible answers:
1. Get a job, faggot.
2. Kill your grandmother (not financial advice).
3. Tomorrow lottery numbers are 42-3-6-1-97-2, and Bitcoin will double if you invest right now.

You already knew these, though, because you're older and smarter than I am.

>> No.57899770

>>57899760
lol >anon just murder your grandparents
One again you don't know me.
Two seriously for the love of all that's holy go back.

>> No.57899781

>>57899741
>champ
You're the one sitting here begging for money you worthless faggot

>> No.57899787

>>57899781
Where did I beg?

>> No.57899798

>>57899781
Again brainless fucking retards is all this board has left, I'm probably the only american even left here.

>> No.57899804

>>57899787
>>57899798
I bet you're also fat as fuck and balding LMAO

>> No.57899814

>>57899770
I told you that killing your grandmother wasn't financial advice.
The thing about people like you is that if I simply handed you 15 grand it would vanish into the air, as if in a puff of smoke, and you'd be right back to begging for me.
>where did I beg?
This whole thread is begging, since you clearly don't want advice. You want a handout (which is inheritance - my second stated method of obtaining currency).
I bet you won't even try the winning lotto numbers I gave you, either.

>> No.57899820

>>57899691
You invest it in government bonds or earn interest in it. Sell/ withdraw, repeat.
>>57899705
I’m talking about online casinos. I have you some actual advice for free money as a poorfag. You’re obviously not gonna make 15k overnight with no skills or effort lol.

>> No.57899826

>>57899804
Bald actually not balding again you like the other reddit faggot are masters of assumption how I know you don't belong here.
The hyper intelligent anons here actually possessed a level of telepathy, you fucking idiots don't even know who I am.

>Fat
If you only knew.

>> No.57899841

>>57899826
Who you are is irrelevant.
WHAT you are, however, is much easier to tell by how you act.

>> No.57899848

>>57899841
I hear a bunch of whining trannies, anyone here have any ADVICE?

>> No.57899864

>>57899826
>bald ackhshyually
HAHAHAHA

>> No.57899878

>>57899864
Everyone here posting is bald anon...
Unless of course you're from reddit which means you are under 17 and probably have 4 instances of tiktok and snapchat going while texting your 540lbs daddy girl girlfriend while this dumb cocksucker above me is on grindr looking for a dom top to pop his boy pussy.

>> No.57899907

Now back to what I was asking before the band of roving reddit trannies tried to derail my thread.
How do I obtain 15,000 United States dollars.

>> No.57899955

>>57899878
You are a fat bald manlet of low intelligence and socioeconomic status (despite how highly you seem to think of yourself), you need to get a job. Most likely at a gas station or something.

>> No.57900028

>>57899955
While technically advice it's likely best for yourself considering projection going on ITT is at an ATH.

>> No.57900150

>>57900028
I have a job and more than $15k. I'm better than you.

>> No.57900166

>>57899545
Fuck, that makes me genuinely feel bad for you. 39 years old and can't even come up with 15k

>> No.57900228

>>57900166
Sad truth is I can't even come up with 50k.
>>57900150
I'm rubber you are glue.

>> No.57900356
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57900356

Suck 7.5k dicks for $2
Suck 15k dicks for $1
Suck 30k dicks for 50¢
I think you see the pattern now remember to add the cost of the kneepads

>> No.57900796
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57900796

>>57898631
there's banks or you can always invest, i made around 25k with vinu alone, trust your gut and be intelligent and you might be able to do it as well
Or you know GET A FUCKING JOB

>> No.57902479

>>57898631

Kneepads and 15,000 dicks.

>> No.57903733

>>57898631
Join Supra blastoff campaign. You are welcome.

>> No.57903780
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57903780

>>57898631
>Wat do?
Get a job.

>> No.57904037

>>57898631
I have that limit on my cc, you can use that if you promise to pay it back

>> No.57904087

>>57903780
dumbest thing I've read all year

>> No.57904113
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57904113

>>57898631
Take a swipe at this ongoing price prediction challenge and have a chance to win at least 4x of 15k(probably up to 70k if BTC gets to that price in a couple of weeks)

>> No.57904140
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57904140

>>57898631
Follow a trend

>> No.57904192

>>57898631
$150 on 100x leverage

>> No.57904527

>>57904113
1BTC prize?
Do I need to give them my wallet keys to win?

>> No.57905676

>>57900796
You talked about investment and went ahead to mention Vinu. How ironic. Lol

>> No.57906354

>>57904527
Lol
Sounds too good to be true but you'll be a clown to fade the opportunity especially knowing that they're coming into the Data/AI scene with huge expectations and a reputation to maintain. Minimal requirement is a few cents in AVAX as fees to submit your entries. Sounds like a solid bargain IMO.

>> No.57906426

>>57898631
buy $PINU

>> No.57906833

>>57904140
True, the trend is our friend. DePIN and RWA are the hottest trends. For DePIN, I already have Rndr, IoTeX, and PKT. For RWA, I've got DUA, NXRA, and RIO, and it's a wise decision.

>> No.57907035

>>57906354
When does the challenge end?