/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57894268]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.57894279]

baked

[Anonymous No.57894288]

AH is gonna be crazy.

[Anonymous No.57894299]

FED is fucking up infront of our faces

[Anonymous No.57894300]

[Anonymous No.57894301]

What should I set my January 2025 Rivian deep calls at?

[Anonymous No.57894303]

/smg/ spent YEARS tell me the market would crash under Joe Biden.

[Anonymous No.57894310]

ALL IN ON COST

[Anonymous No.57894314]

Bought 30 shares of NVDL for 266.15, set a limit sell for 269.50. If I can get my $100 by the end of the day I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.57894315]

COSTsisses how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57894319]

WE'RE FREEFALLING
Don't try to catch the knife. The market is never going back up again. This is it. ;__;

[Anonymous No.57894320]

NVDA to $1500. Let's go.

[Anonymous No.57894322]

bobos post your last months performance.

[Anonymous No.57894324]

>>57894303
Chuds are always wrong

[Anonymous No.57894329]

With jews, you win!

[Anonymous No.57894331]

three huge assed women bent over in front of me, desperate to take my cock

[Anonymous No.57894332]

>>57894315
like a pepe with elf wives

[Anonymous No.57894338]

https://youtu.be/ELHqDxr8D-k?si=xdmVSSQkv7706xnC a toast, soxl bros

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894339]

Some of you guys are cool. Don't forget to buy some $COST before the bell.

[Anonymous No.57894340]

1st for female natural gas

[Anonymous No.57894352]

>>57894340
I have heard rumors that there's a startup company working on something new...

female synthetic gas

[Anonymous No.57894357]

it's our time now

[Anonymous No.57894360]

IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC

[Anonymous No.57894361]

>>57894322
I will when by asshole heals from Mumu not using even the tinyest smidge of Vaseline

[Anonymous No.57894364]

>>57894338
David SOXL for president!

[Anonymous No.57894367]

>>57893966
i learned to have faith in the lord our god above all else

[Anonymous No.57894370]

Another green day spent trading and "working" from home. :)

[Anonymous No.57894376]

>>57894364
>MAHORAGA, DISMANTLE

[Anonymous No.57894390]

TSLA pushing back up for one last ride past $180.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894396]

>>57894361
Look at the chart, the fucking Bobo was winning, then the bull just goes full blown chimp out.

[Anonymous No.57894401]

>>57894324
WE ARE NOT SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.57894402]

>>57894299
They are actually doing exactly what the gigarich want

[Anonymous No.57894403]

Dude my SPX put just got bailed out so hard
Bought at .65 it went to .15 got sad for an hour then bam sold it at 1.45

[Anonymous No.57894405]

When is the market going to tank brothers? After Ramadan?

[Anonymous No.57894411]

>>57894405
Every time someone asks this question another day gets added to the bull run

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894419]

>>57894405
The Ramadan Bomb-A-Thon is cancelled this year on account of Israel's self defense in Gaza.

[Anonymous No.57894434]

Loaded up on AVGO in the near-certainty that they will crush earnings (them and Marvell both). have some NVDA, have a little SMCI. Anything else I should stock up on for the inevitable feeding frenzy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57894436]

[Anonymous No.57894449]

>>57894405
why would it tank, especially before nvda $1000

[Anonymous No.57894450]

>>57894390
TSLA kino soon https://youtu.be/L9_FHHbGVI8?si=7bBuSez1G7hjAv_M

[Anonymous No.57894451]

>>57894340
incredibly based

[Anonymous No.57894452]

>>57894411
I think it's not til Shemitah in September, I maybe wrong I'm not a chosen supremacist

[Anonymous No.57894453]

>>57894434
Yeah, this obscure ticker called SOXL™. A bit unknown around these parts but get in before the word gets out. Pretty sure it's like 6% AVGO btw.

[Anonymous No.57894458]

>>57894436
Bullish like everything else. No shorts until we have to burn money.

[Anonymous No.57894461]

>>57894405
Will happen with no notice
All it takes is one financial to freak out then everyone freaks out

[Anonymous No.57894464]

>>57894453
>SOXL

[Anonymous No.57894466]

>>57894436
We need a procedurally generated picture of Pepe fucking Tim Cook up the ass while he screams in agony to commemorate the event.

[Anonymous No.57894471]

>>57894464
I look like this and say this

[Anonymous No.57894486]

>>57894436
When did Apple give up innovating?

[Anonymous No.57894496]

>>57894436
Apple has more profit than Nvidia has revenue
kek

[Anonymous No.57894504]

Whos excited for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57894508]

>>57894486
AAPL relied on the chink market a little too much

[Anonymous No.57894515]

>>57894486
when their laptops and desktops went from nvidia to amd
that was around the same time of a lot of redesigns that led to heat issues on intel and amd hardware

[Anonymous No.57894519]

>>57894486
>Jobs=apple

no maniacal boomer with a vision no chink-prison manufactured wonder device.

[Anonymous No.57894522]

>>57894504
What's special about tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57894537]

>>57894522
You’ll find out at the SOTUii

[Anonymous No.57894538]

I CAN'T EVEN MEME
>Why are we dumping?
Until I write it and post the market recovered again

[Anonymous No.57894539]

>>57894504
Now that pic has some spirit! Hey try something for me, add “glowing gold energy” to the prompt. I’m curious

[Anonymous No.57894543]

>>57894522
NVDA will +3%

[Anonymous No.57894558]

>>57894436
This is 100% bullish for Nvidia

They are ATLEAST 6X larger than Apple in every sense

The amount of money in AI is well larger than anyone can imagine. Even analysis can't predict the price since the number is soo large!!

NVIDIA to da moon

[Anonymous No.57894557]

>>57894504
ME ME ME ME ME

>>57894522
Broadcom and Marvell both announce their earnings aftermarket today, and both look like they're going to crush it. Meaning we could be looking at another feeding frenzy.

[Anonymous No.57894565]

>>57894543
it does that every day tho

[Anonymous No.57894592]

>ADM Q4 earnings before market open on 3/12
It's finally our time, cornbros.

[Anonymous No.57894594]

>>57894565
Boy you are a god damn nit picker, aint'cha?

[Anonymous No.57894597]

Heem yo seff nigga

[Anonymous No.57894600]

>only one split thread in the catlog
dead thread. Nothing ever happens. crabs reign supreme

[Anonymous No.57894604]

>>57894558
AI is gay the market will soon reflect that

[Anonymous No.57894607]

>>57894522
>Oh... nothing to worry about...
>As long as I don't accidentally hit this button...

[Anonymous No.57894615]

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS CLOWN MARKET
WHEN DO WE SHORT NVDA

[Anonymous No.57894618]

The current thesis is that hardware companies like Apple are a bit oversold and will eventually catch up with and surpass semi manufacturers as they figure out how to implement the new chips. If you think Nvidia is expensive wait until you see where Apple and Google are in 2 years lol

[Anonymous No.57894619]

POWER HALF HOUR
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME
I NEED IT NOW
I CAN'T WAIT

[Anonymous No.57894628]

>>57894615
At 70

[Anonymous No.57894630]

AA - anons anon. what is going on ?

[Anonymous No.57894641]

I generated this image with AI on my own computer and you're telling me AI isn't the fucking future?

[Anonymous No.57894648]

>>57894618
Point of order: Apple and Google are run by faggots, Marxists, and jeets who couldn't innovate their way out of a wet paper bag.

[Anonymous No.57894655]

MNKD biotech
anyone in on this stock?

Any interesting moonshot biotechs out there under 10$ ?

[Anonymous No.57894657]

>>57894607
You got enough monitors there Bobo? I bet you could squeeze a couple more in there if you really try

[Anonymous No.57894661]

I will get Chipotle at lunch to celebrate today, lads. Up about 3.5% today, ~$4,500

[Anonymous No.57894668]

>>57894648
Counterpoint: Their long term plan is to phase out as many of the jeets as possible and literally replace them with the AI they're using them to develop

[Anonymous No.57894672]

>>57894661
Bill ackerman portfolio is 15% chipotole

[Anonymous No.57894677]

>>57894615
Just take the clown pill anon

[Anonymous No.57894679]

STATE OF THE UNION DRAFT LEAKED

BIDEN ANNOUNCING 50B FOR INTEL CHIP CENTRES TONIGHT

ONLY MERICAN MADE CHIPS GONNA FLY DUE TO SECURITY CONCERNS

BUY INTEL CALLS

WE BOUT TO BREAK A 24 YEAR ALL TIME HIGH TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.57894681]

NVDA vs MSTR
Which is the better stock to ape in this late in the game?

[Anonymous No.57894683]

>>57894615
Short XEL
They admitted they started the fire in Texas. It is doing the exact same thing PGE did when it went under. Its actually free money.

[Anonymous No.57894687]

Found on Twitter, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.57894688]

>>57894641
>SD slop in the style of 1 year ago
we have better things now

[Anonymous No.57894690]

>>57894668
Not a chance, as you know perfectly well. They'll phase out everybody EXCEPT cousin Kumar, and then lobby Congress (successfully) to increase the number of H1B visas x3.

[Anonymous No.57894692]

We're in a bubble worse than 1929, and the government is desperately trying to make inflate it even more instead of letting some air out.

[Anonymous No.57894693]

>>57894615
take any NVDA profits and run like hell. now

[Anonymous No.57894697]

>>57894458
NVDA is a fortress.

[Anonymous No.57894707]

wtf are you burgers doing?

[Anonymous No.57894708]

>>57894657
Got a lot to track bro. When you are a big head honcho like me, you gotta stay on your tows

[Anonymous No.57894711]

>>57894692
If you know this, then there is no need for fear. Prepare yourself.

[Anonymous No.57894717]

>>57894687
Buy puts

>>57894692
We did that in 2022 you retard.

[Anonymous No.57894716]

>>57894679
Give me a fucking break. The CHIPS Act is just another Soviet style boondoggle.

[Anonymous No.57894722]

>>57894692
no. 3 in I in V

[Anonymous No.57894744]

>>57894688
>still fucks up the fingers
its toy for useless images
nothing more

[Anonymous No.57894746]

>>57894716
we are not repatriating semiconductors in the next ten years

[Anonymous No.57894752]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.57894758]

>>57894688
I've got other models on my machine right now, but I wanted to mess with "realistic" stuff instead of anime images for once.

[Anonymous No.57894761]

>>57894679
Well fuck me. I guess I'll just hold tight and hope I get afterglow into ARM. My trade wouldn't settle in time.

[Anonymous No.57894768]

>>57894668
Two years is way too fast for them to replace their employees. You can't just slap new hires together and expect them to produce AI chips competitively off the bat.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57894770]

>>57894716
Why don't they just fucking make the chips some where based, like Texas or Florida?

[Anonymous No.57894771]

>>57894707
Have you ever HAD a Costco hotdog while buying a pallet of butter? A high only Americans can understand.

[Anonymous No.57894773]

>>57894744
tell me more anon

[Anonymous No.57894775]

>>57894716
Don't care
Saw intel in the article
INTC TO 125 EOM

[Anonymous No.57894776]

What do you use to trade anon?
I personally just use my phone (apple) (ticker: AAPL)
Portfolio just crossed the 6 figure mark.
Do some of you really use that many monitors like in those memes?
Seems like a boomer thing to me.

[Anonymous No.57894780]

>>57894641
How old is that AI hottie?

[Anonymous No.57894786]

BBAI 5$ AH or i uninstall /biz/ forever

[Anonymous No.57894789]

This isn't a bubble.

[Anonymous No.57894795]

>>57894776
ThinkorSwim desktop. Don't trust myself to not fatfinger something on my goyPhone.

[Anonymous No.57894797]

>>57894789
Its a whole fuckin bath

[Anonymous No.57894798]

>>57894789
... its two bubbles

[Anonymous No.57894811]

>>57894102

[Anonymous No.57894813]

>20 minutes till close
>wire still pending
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57894816]

>>57894780
too old

[Anonymous No.57894824]

>>57894789
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57894825]

>pumping into close

[Anonymous No.57894827]

>>57894771
nigga I get that chicken bake thing sometimes. Do yourself a favor and try it. Its greasy so its a once in a long while treat

[Anonymous No.57894831]

Wtf is "SMCI"

[Anonymous No.57894832]

NVDA literally ruined the market, lmao

[Anonymous No.57894838]

>NVDA still going up
At this rate I'm unironically gonna double my whole portfolio in 2 weeks or less

[Anonymous No.57894842]

>>57894780
old enough

[Anonymous No.57894844]

>>57894797
>>57894798

Dot come bubble 12x'd in 5 years...not even close

[Anonymous No.57894848]

>>57894832
interest rates are too low
money is cheap

[Anonymous No.57894855]

>>57894838
My price was like $350 or so. Lmao. I'll gladly sell at a cheeky $1300/share.

[Anonymous No.57894857]

>>57894641
yes, it is not, how do sell it (profit) when everyone has it. remember professional wedding photographers ?

[Anonymous No.57894858]

It's a feeding frenzy right now holy shit, tutes are trying to buy EOD

[Anonymous No.57894865]

>>57894827
Shit I see it and never get it but I will next time.

[Anonymous No.57894867]

this is something i havent experienced in a long time. im actually afraid to sell covered calls on anything right now

[Anonymous No.57894871]

Should I invest in PetCo stock (WOOF)? They do earnings next week. Apparently... pets are a big thing these days

[Anonymous No.57894885]

>>57894679
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

SOU DRAFT ANALYZED FURTHER

ANTI DISINFORMATION ACT FUNDING COMING INTO TO PLACE

SPECIFICALLY MENTIONS AI LIKENESS OF REAL WORLD PEOPLE AND VOICES

CITES CONCERNS TO CAUSE UNMATCHED UNREST RIGHT BEFORE ELECTION

ONLY ADOBE HAS AN AI IMAGE AND SOUND MODEL NOT TRAINED ON REAL LIFE PEOPLE

BUY ADOBE CALLS

[Anonymous No.57894893]

>>57894867
That's actually a good sign for bobo

[Anonymous No.57894895]

>ECB lowers 2025 inflation forecast to 2%
>Lagarde reinforces traders bets for June move
>ECB could be first major cen bank to cut rates

>LONDON, March 7 (Reuters) - Investors are increasingly confident the European Central Bank may lead global peers with a rate cut in June as new economic projections put on-target inflation in sight.
Holy fuck retarded

[Anonymous No.57894898]

>>57894871
No. Buy puts. Short the shit out of them.

t. Veterinarian

[Anonymous No.57894901]

>>57894871
Hmm, I like this. I may get some calls.

[Anonymous No.57894902]

15 MINUTES….Are we selling these?
>SOXL
>UPRO
>XXXX
>USD

[Anonymous No.57894910]

>>57894641
I dont think it's worth the 7 trillion valuation it was projected for

[Anonymous No.57894924]

Just went all in. Let's get this party started!

[Anonymous No.57894930]

Bears are dumb. Nvidia wouldn't have even been a blip on the screen in 1999 while other stocks went up 45x in less than a year

[Anonymous No.57894933]

>>57894898
>>57894901
duality of man

[Anonymous No.57894934]

>>57894871
Online shopping is killing them. If you want to spec on dedicated pet retail buy Chewy.

[Anonymous No.57894935]

>>57894895
We are talking about FED interest rates, you retard

[Anonymous No.57894937]

>>57894924
eeeh

[Anonymous No.57894938]

>>57894898
I just bought puts on the Qs

[Anonymous No.57894941]

>>57894893
NO BRAKES
>NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES
>NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES
>NO BRAKES

[Anonymous No.57894948]

[Anonymous No.57894951]

>>57894935
Powell will be a fag if he cuts after Lagarde. Literally. Especially because he today AND yesterday said US has lowest inflation of developed world.

[Anonymous No.57894953]

>>57894924
>webbed fingers
Good attention to detail on whoever drew that Pepe

[Anonymous No.57894960]

>>57894332
>>57894340
>>57894504
>>57894641
Based.
I didn't read anything in this thread just checked some of the pictures

[Anonymous No.57894971]

>>57894951
Why cut if we're doing this great without cuts

[Anonymous No.57894972]

>>57894948
The women in that look fair, realistic, and gorgeous. Bullish signal.

[Anonymous No.57894974]

>>57894951
He's going to cut rates. Yellen wants her retarded puppet to get reelected.

[Anonymous No.57894975]

COOOOOOOOOOOST *inhales* COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57894976]

It's over for bearcels.

[Anonymous No.57894982]

this shit is getting ridiculous

how much longer can this rally go on

[Anonymous No.57894989]

>>57894558
>44M profit per year
>market cap of 2T
>2T / 44M = 45k years
so you buy all of nvidia
and then you wait 45k years to earn it back
how fucking exponential do people think this growth is going to be
sh-should i sell bros?

[Anonymous No.57894990]

nvdabros...wagmi

[Anonymous No.57894992]

>>57894951
ya, he got a tongue lashing from every democrat wanting him to pump things up more before November

[Anonymous No.57895009]

>>57894960
based

[Anonymous No.57895011]

>>57894971
Nothing was learned from the previous busts, absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.57895013]

>>57894971
Cause practically everybody in the hearings demanded it

[Anonymous No.57895014]

>>57894990
Jfc I am so jealous. I need to quit being a bitch and go big on someone one day. It's made me $40k so far on $25k, can't be mad.

[Anonymous No.57895016]

>>57894982
why would it stop?

[Anonymous No.57895018]

>>57894982
The market was depressed for 3 years. It's going to have an exuberant moment for a couple years before returning to the new mean

[Anonymous No.57895021]

COST misses…

[Anonymous No.57895035]

>>57894989
Are you actually retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.57895037]

>>57894982
See what you just posted?

Ask youself if the ability to create mass disinformation campaigns, displace millions of low ranking white collar workers, increase the revenue of any company by at least 25% and change the world as much as the internet did is only worth 2.2 trillion dollars.

Spoiler alert. The answer is no. NVDA is getting a 5:1 stock split and going to 1k this year.

[Anonymous No.57895053]

>>57895016
it's literally going to be up 17 out of the previous 18 weeks

hasn't happened in decades

[Anonymous No.57895054]

>>57894982
As long as the government keeps committing massive securities fraud to engineer a gamma squeeze.

[Anonymous No.57895056]

my nvda :)

[Anonymous No.57895061]

I'M AM FINANCIALLY STABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895064]

Strap in lads, COST corp is going to take us to the fucking moon T-minus 4 minutes and counting.

[Anonymous No.57895065]

>>57894831
They buy nvidia ai accelerators, put them on a motherboard, connect a power supply, then they package it into a rack unit. They get orders for those or for a mainframe full of them.
I dont know if they also install them or just ship them

[Anonymous No.57895066]

>>57895018
Like this?

[Anonymous No.57895067]

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL CLOSING
LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON BROADCOM
AND SMCI
AND SOXX
OR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TECH RELATED REALLY

[Anonymous No.57895070]

>>57895021
BJ's rises from the ashes.

[Anonymous No.57895071]

>>57895035
i am retarded
please explain

[Anonymous No.57895073]

ATTENTION: LUNR RED TO GREEN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3sy5jV2lI

[Anonymous No.57895076]

>>57895056
INCREDIBLY BASED

[Anonymous No.57895083]

>>57895065
Interesting. Going to stay out of it.

[Anonymous No.57895084]

>>57895053
based.

[Anonymous No.57895086]

>>57895037
>increase the revenue of any company by at least 25%
What the fuck are you even hallucinating about?
stock valuations are at record highs

[Anonymous No.57895091]

>>57895056
Basado

[Anonymous No.57895092]

SOXL bros, we are eating good.

[Anonymous No.57895099]

>>57895056
HOW

[Anonymous No.57895100]

Any BBAI bros ??

[Anonymous No.57895102]

>>57894641
>Hello FBI? I would like to report an AI crime

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895105]

wtf I took a break for lunch and now I'm $1000 richer
I would have gotten an extra falafel

[Anonymous No.57895108]

>>57895091
>fucks up the fingers

[Anonymous No.57895110]

GAHHHHH I'M NERVOUS GOOD LUCK ANONS

[Anonymous No.57895111]

>>57895092
We're going to be eating great tomorrow, I absolutely promise you that

[Anonymous No.57895113]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57895114]

>>57895091
Can you do a chubby jav girl with huge boobs

[Anonymous No.57895118]

>>57895113
Whens the last time you made a phone call?

[Anonymous No.57895123]

This thread is unrestrained euphoria. This is the top.

[Anonymous No.57895125]

[Anonymous No.57895129]

im sorry mom
this is it

[Anonymous No.57895131]

I went all in on AVGO CALLS. WISH ME LUCK MUMUSISTERS

[Anonymous No.57895133]

>>57895100
I’m praying

[Anonymous No.57895134]

>>57895113
As much as they should, they aren't and probably will never

[Anonymous No.57895135]

>>57895070
No.

[Anonymous No.57895150]

HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK

[Anonymous No.57895152]

>>57895114
Not easily in dall-e, no
The days of being able to say "comically large chest" in your prompts are long gone.

[Anonymous No.57895154]

>>57895131

[Anonymous No.57895156]

>>57895133
>three fingers that dont even look like fingers
AI is horseshit garbage and not usable for anything that needs reliability

[Anonymous No.57895155]

>>57895100
Yes

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895161]

>>57895123
and you're the bottom!

[Anonymous No.57895162]

Made an etrade account this morning around 2am
I woke up with lv 2 options and around 11am I got approved for 100% margin.
the check I deposited didnt make it before bell close.

[Anonymous No.57895165]

>>57895071
the numbers are in thousands to make it easier to read. nvda is cheaper than it's been in terms of P/E, even at these prices.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895168]

>>57895135
WHERE'S THE FUCKING NUMBERS!!!!

[Anonymous No.57895170]

after hours.

[Anonymous No.57895171]

>NVDA still pumping
>928 now

[Anonymous No.57895172]

ENERGY BROS PETRORBAS EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.57895173]

>1488
>-3333
Tomorrow I will be redeemed. Mark my words, Brandon is going to take a shit during the state of the jewnion and crash the market.

[Anonymous No.57895174]

broadcom coming up anons. get ready.

[Anonymous No.57895177]

>no ding ding ding poster today
I hope that anon is ok

[Anonymous No.57895178]

>>57895156
Neither frogs nor Nintendo 64 characters had 5 fingers. It gave me exactly what I wanted.

[Anonymous No.57895179]

>>57895135
$1.50
are these NYCB puts?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895185]

LAAC being good to me AH

[Anonymous No.57895192]

Where's dinganon?

[Anonymous No.57895194]

>>57895150
AND ROLL

[Anonymous No.57895195]

I hope I didn't make a mistake. I bought puts 10 mins ago and almost closed em out before the bell but didn't. Mumu please go easy on me for once

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895197]

OH NO ITS RED!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! G_DDAMNIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.57895200]

i actually made too much money today, i need to pray for my soul

[Anonymous No.57895204]

I haven't seen /smg/ this elated in quite some time

:)

[Anonymous No.57895207]

One hour and thirteen minutes until we know, bros....

[Anonymous No.57895208]

>>57895178
>keyboard looks like horseshit

[Anonymous No.57895210]

>>57895071
44 billions anon, not millions. And fuck you if this is bait.

[Anonymous No.57895211]

>>57895177
Bearlet faggot got exposed haha

[Anonymous No.57895221]

>>57895192
HES ABANDONED US

EXIT ALL MARKETS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

FLEE FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895224]

Good fucking day today.

Dingposter I hope you're around, love you bro.

[Anonymous No.57895229]

>>57895152
man, what a beautiful ai girl

[Anonymous No.57895230]

>>57895197
Stop freaking me out

[Anonymous No.57895233]

>>57895200
'In the name of God and of profit' was how one Renaissance Italian merchant signed his ledger. Profit by his example anon, and render unto God what is God's and unto the market what is the market's, and be at ease.

[Anonymous No.57895237]

>>57894464
been away for a few. good to see you anon.

[Anonymous No.57895238]

Ding ding guy was a bearcel lol

[Anonymous No.57895245]

Not him but DING DING DING. How'd you do today.

[Anonymous No.57895246]

>>57895208
Is my footfag prompt good enough for you?

[Anonymous No.57895247]

I made more than my month's salary today, lads.

[Anonymous No.57895252]

>>57895099
bought my shares in 2016 and have held since

[Anonymous No.57895253]

What should I order for my celebratory Doordash dinner tonight bros?

[Anonymous No.57895255]

>>57895152
Okay how about just a chubby Japanese girl

[Anonymous No.57895260]

>>57894716
It's this guy again. You post this a lot. Just dropping in to say there's American semi fabs getting most of this money. It's given out on an individual basis, per fab, not per company. Long US semis, even some of those smaller and middle players.

[Anonymous No.57895262]

>>57895172
I have petrobras and vale.

[Anonymous No.57895269]

>>57895245
+0.96%

[Anonymous No.57895271]

>>57895165
ah that makes sense
i haven't bought nvidida so i'm just watching from the sideline crying

[Anonymous No.57895280]

it's over

[Anonymous No.57895285]

>>57895252
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.57895286]

>>57895247
>>57895253
>people read posts like these and don't think "top signal"

[Anonymous No.57895287]

>>57895246
>pink trees

[Anonymous No.57895288]

>>57895280
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895293]

>>57895230
F5 F5 F5 F5

[Anonymous No.57895296]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.57895301]

>I bought some nvidia shares a month ago and made 1.3k profit. I expect a good rise this year as well. Want to buy more and then sell off the profit after a few months. There's nothing to suggest it's going down right now, right? Ai is everything right now. The biggest change in human history. A new intelligence beyond homo sapiens. The last time this happened was when Neanderthals and homo sapiens lived at the same time for a period about 70,000 years ago

[Anonymous No.57895302]

>MRVL lotto puts didn't go through
fuck

[Anonymous No.57895307]

>>57895229
I think I was using "mature body positive latina" for these but I can't remember now
>>57895255
Can't use descriptors like fat, plump, chubby, etc. It's ironic, the AI is kind of "fatphobic" in that sense despite being super fucking woke in every other sense.

[Anonymous No.57895309]

>>57895280
Whew, good thing I stayed away from that. AVGO has done nothing and that makes me nervous.

[Anonymous No.57895310]

>>57895287
Those are lupine flowers you retard

[Anonymous No.57895311]

>>57895056
holy based

[Anonymous No.57895313]

>>57895280
Delete this

[Anonymous No.57895318]

>>57895210
I wish I was this good at baiting, but alas my bestest intelligent posts are retard tier bait

[Anonymous No.57895320]

everything in my portfolio is a nice healthy green, except AAPL again. legendary bad performance on a day like today

major shareholders should be calling for tim cooks head right now

[Anonymous No.57895322]

>>57895246
I hate this image

[Anonymous No.57895329]

>>57895280
Okay, I'm glad I didn't do calls on this shit damn

[Anonymous No.57895332]

>>57895247
Nice work

[Anonymous No.57895335]

>>57895245
+4.48%
half of that growth is 10x bull certs for NVDA kek

[Anonymous No.57895337]

>>57895310
>flowers as big as trees
your horseshit AI just keeps fuckign up, because it has no idea what it is doing

[Anonymous No.57895346]

>>57895280
IV was way too high for anything other than lotto puts

[Anonymous No.57895349]

Is daily +3% gains in NVDA good enough to defeat daily 7% inflation? Did Jerome answer this?

[Anonymous No.57895353]

>>57895322
> pepe frog, full-body view, fully clothed, jeans, jacket, barefoot, flowers in background, blue sky, female, 1990's style, beautiful, standing, lifting leg, feet, 5toes, watercolor, manga, detailed feet, anime style, masterpiece, high-quality, portrait, looking at viewer, grainy, detailed background, graceful

The forbidden footfag prompt.

[Anonymous No.57895370]

Who else is sweating til 330 for AVGO?

[Anonymous No.57895378]

>>57895156
What is controlnet

[Anonymous No.57895385]

>>57895370
If this misses, it's fucking over

[Anonymous No.57895388]

>>57895370
>pink ID
bruh it's fucking over
shoulda bought INTC it's literally a powerplay by the fed

[Anonymous No.57895392]

Holy shit its over mrvl bros

[Anonymous No.57895394]

>>57895318
It's okay anon, we're all retards sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57895397]

>>57895337
>he doesn’t know what perspective is

This is going to blow your mind but things closer to you look larger than things far away from you. Consider going outside sometime

[Anonymous No.57895403]

>>57895309
It's because the financial markets are standing there with their hot throbbing cocks in their hands, wondering if they should fap or not.

To, er, coin a phrase.

[Anonymous No.57895410]

>>57895388
>shrekposter trying to get his bags pumped
Get fucked baggie, your dinosaur ass stock didn't keep up with the new gen that's why it's still doing nothing. INTCucks have missed this whole bullrun.
>>57895385
I think they'll beat, but in theory you are right.

[Anonymous No.57895415]

Ended the day +36k thanks to nvda and tsm calls.

However its a bittersweet day because I think my coinbase a coin worth 70k was compromised, it's showing 0 balance a few days after coinbase made me reverify my identity because of "suspicious activity" on my account.

[Anonymous No.57895423]

>>57895353
Very pleasant art style.

[Anonymous No.57895432]

>>57895397
torch not in perspective with barrel on the left
runway to the castle looks like shit
there's a wii character raping what appears to be a decapitated sheeps head on the left
random purple blobs ont he right
what the fuck is that piece of wood doing there
god ai will ruin everything by making everything complete shit

[Anonymous No.57895436]

>>57895415
Coinbase took a page out of Paypal's playbook

[Anonymous No.57895439]

>>57895397
>he doesn’t know what perspective is
kek yeah that perspective is actually fine in that pic. that other anon got to be one of those face blind autists who cant properly interpret images.

[Anonymous No.57895444]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895446]

>>57895415
F

[Anonymous No.57895450]

>>57895245
>+1.00%
Another day of parabolic growth.

[Anonymous No.57895452]

>>57895301
>I bought some nvidia shares a month ago and made 1.3k profit.
sell enough to make your original investment back now. WTH is wrong with you NVIDEA dudes ? do u invest for profit ?

[Anonymous No.57895453]

GODFUCKINDAMMIT

[El Arcón No.57895457]

So even if fucking my face up is "too much," doesn't poisoning the food I want to buy on the shelf at the grocery store before I buy, thus blaming it on me for since they didn't poison "my" food, still fall into the "perfectly fine" category?

[Anonymous No.57895458]

>>57895410
The only bags I own are monthlies. Not my fault you held your stinky AVGO bags into ER

Get fucked lmao

[Anonymous No.57895464]

>>57895397
There are trees right beside the flowers, stop lying to someone else, AI nigger
And what are these houses you posted now? Just more garbage

[Anonymous No.57895466]

>>57895436
Whatd PayPal do? If my money ends up being safe I'm getting the fuck off coinbase.

[Anonymous No.57895468]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WAS THAT WAS THAT WAS THAT
W
AS
TH
AT

[Anonymous No.57895472]

AVGO is a bust

The ride is over. We lost.

[Anonymous No.57895473]

HAHAHAHAHAH

AI BUBBLE IS POPPING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.57895477]

>>57895370
It's 2:15 according to the Broadcom investor center.

[Anonymous No.57895478]

it's more over than before

[Anonymous No.57895479]

What's causing this dump? Did some data release or is it a specific earnings?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895489]

COSTCO NOOOOO THE MOON IS THE OTHER WAY IDIOT!!!!

[Anonymous No.57895491]

I hope the dude who bought BBAI puts yesterday is having a nice evening

[Anonymous No.57895492]

holy fuck soxl dumping after hours we got rugged

[Anonymous No.57895494]

>>57895479
they are not NVDA, so there's no hype

[Anonymous No.57895495]

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.57895499]

get the fuck out of nvidia now the top is in

[Anonymous No.57895500]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57895503]

>>57895432
lmao
exactly

[Anonymous No.57895502]

>>57895446
At least my BBAI puts are gonna print tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57895505]

BROADCOM BEAT GOING BACK UP

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895510]

>BBAI
lol
lmao even
in fact, kek

[Anonymous No.57895511]

>>57895473
its back

[Anonymous No.57895512]

WHY THE FUCK IS BBAI DUMPING THE REPORT IS STILL NOT OUT FFS AAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57895513]

>>57895415
larp

[Anonymous No.57895514]

>>57895479
BBAI earnings release

[Anonymous No.57895516]

WTF STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.57895518]

>>57895495
holy fuck it's over i'm only up 213%

[Anonymous No.57895522]

>>57895439
no actually that one pink tree thing on the right is not in perspective
that's why it looks like a tree but pretends to be a flower
ai doesn't understand perspective

[Anonymous No.57895523]

>market goes down
>almost fully recovers
>in afterhours
Yeah, ok.

[Anonymous No.57895526]

lol rip bed bath and ai

[Anonymous No.57895531]

AVGOD RISE

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895538]

>>57895502
It may be just a glitch bro, and if not they should make it right for you. If you didn't misplace your password, that is...

[Anonymous No.57895539]

AVGO GONNA LEAVE A STINKY THETA DUMP ON EVERYONE TOMORROW MORNING WHILE INTEL TSM AND NVDA ALL ROCKET

[Anonymous No.57895544]

retards why did you hold into after hours? you all deserve to get rugged

[Anonymous No.57895545]

ive been calling this shit for weeks
in a clown market where its all options buying driving things, eventually they were just going to kill it in aftermarket where options cant trade

[Anonymous No.57895546]

Whoever the 2 anons who told me to yolo my last 1k on puts on BBAI last night- I love u

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57895555]

and, just like that, a new generation of bagholders was created

[Anonymous No.57895559]

bubble pop
bubble bubble pop pop

[Anonymous No.57895569]

>>57895526
Good riddance

>>57895513
What part, me potentially losing 70k because coinbase security fucking sucks, or me making 90% gains on nvda calls I bought yesterday?

[Anonymous No.57895576]

>market goes down, Instantly up
This shit doesn't happen when it goes up, holy fuck man, it's like somebody is FORCING it to stay up

[Anonymous No.57895578]

>>57895559
AAHHH COST WHAT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.57895579]

>Investing in something called BIG BEAR holdings

[Anonymous No.57895581]

>>57895546
That was me. I’m a BBAI baggie and I just knew that anything I gamble on loses. By telling you to do the opposite of me, I was granting you free money. Let us know tomorrow how much money you made lol

[Anonymous No.57895584]

>>57895545
Why are you proud of being wrong for weeks?

[Anonymous No.57895589]

>>57895545
>NVDA UP 4% IN A DAY
>DOWN 0.64% AH
Nice keep it up

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57895590]

EPS beat
revenue miss
no price increase to the hot dog

[Anonymous No.57895593]

>>57895555
Damn, if it doesnt go back up then I'll just have to take a haircut and move on, no sense having what money I have in it locked up indefinitely.

[Anonymous No.57895594]

>>57895546
Hey that was me, yw buddy

>>57895538
Let's fucking hope man.

[Anonymous No.57895600]

>everything still green
Feels good, even if just for now

[Anonymous No.57895601]

>>57895589
i sell far otm calls and have made money every week

[Anonymous No.57895602]

It all looks like Biden will literally crash the market later. I bet it will be the part about taxes. They will say this was the reason, lol

[Anonymous No.57895603]

time to go to pasture for me

[Anonymous No.57895608]

Like fucking clockwork. All of you shoeshine boys were absolutely euphoric moments ago.

[Anonymous No.57895614]

>>57895602
that would look terrible for the election though

[Anonymous No.57895622]

>>57895245
+1.87%
LFG

[Anonymous No.57895625]

>>57895601
Based I buy your far OTM calls and make money every week. PANW was great for me up and down

[Anonymous No.57895635]

>>57895608
Not exactly, now I have a set of data to compare against all new data. I'm only getting better.

[Anonymous No.57895636]

>>57895614
Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

[Anonymous No.57895642]

COST

[Anonymous No.57895647]

>>57895601
we enjoy your market cents

[Anonymous No.57895648]

Big bear bros..

[Anonymous No.57895654]

I lost.

[Anonymous No.57895659]

at least my 2 (two) DOCU calls are printing

[Anonymous No.57895662]

LAAC computer going strong today

[Anonymous No.57895660]

>>57895601
>i sell far otm calls and have to roll them every week
ftfy

[Anonymous No.57895668]

>>57895466
They randomly suspend the accounts of small business owners, claiming they violate TOS or need additional verification. Users submit all the paperwork but still have their accounts closed. The drawn out process was just to allow Paypal to steal people's money under a veil of legitimacy.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/01/paypal-stole-users-money-after-freezing-seizing-funds-lawsuit-alleges

[Anonymous No.57895670]

new thread
>>57895665
>>57895665
>>57895665

[Anonymous No.57895671]

Reminder to buy puts on WOOF

[Anonymous No.57895672]

>>57895636
there's no need to make it harder for themselves, it was easier to cheat in 2020 because there actually was some support for biden, even if it was merely to avoid trump, but public sentiment towards biden is already terrible right now

[Anonymous No.57895681]

so the new meta is puts on everything besides spy nvda, and smci?

[Anonymous No.57895693]

>>57895648
hope it was a small blow to you, my folio is down 100% now
gl hf

[Anonymous No.57895775]

>>57895636
Joe Biden is the greatest president and CHUDS are seething at the markets and his non stop accomplishments

[Anonymous No.57895965]

SOXS can't even go up 20 cents!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57896848]

>>57894340
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.57897029]

>>57895056
You're fucking ballin' bro. BLESSED