/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.57891177]

buying the ANF dip edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>57887332

[Anonymous No.57891195]

hahah they cut that CUNT in congress talking off on bloomberg

too bad they went to two more CUNTS in the studio

[Anonymous No.57891197]

tsm 200 eoy

[Anonymous No.57891196]

>>57891177
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57891200]

>>57891177
Why is SNAP pumping it still isn't even profitable (lol, lmao)

[Anonymous No.57891203]

Whites only

[Anonymous No.57891208]

>>57891177
Will biden blow it or will he make sense tonight?

[Anonymous No.57891210]

YTD anon here back with the results.
How are you doing?

[Anonymous No.57891218]

I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

[Anonymous No.57891223]

BBAI REVERSAL 5$ EOD

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57891231]

JPOW just admitted its all fiat and BS
hahahahahahh

[Anonymous No.57891233]

Bought Kroger 49.16 on Sunday. Sold 54.40 this morning. wish I swung more. Will update you guys on Costco after hours.

[Anonymous No.57891241]

>>57891200
anecdotal, but I know lots of girls who only know how to use ai chatbots in snapchap. They always brag about how their snapchat ai friend is writing their entire papers for them
Snap has the deals in place with openai to keep improving their ai offerings and girls are usinc ai in snapchat

[Anonymous No.57891248]

>>57891218
they make women clothes? I always thought the brand is for gays only

[Anonymous No.57891257]

>>57891177
>there are actually braindead retards that think buying INTCuck is a good idea

[Anonymous No.57891258]

>>57891248
>He wasn't around for turn of the millennium core

[Anonymous No.57891261]

>She says his words have a ripple effect
>market just a few seconds prior to that pumps
Lol

[Anonymous No.57891262]

putting dick between huge tits and fucking them until the cumming

[Anonymous No.57891266]

SMCI computer finally starting to wake up

[Anonymous No.57891271]

>>57891262
based

[Anonymous No.57891276]

$SOUN on a run this morning

[Anonymous No.57891278]

>>57891262
pornhub bots post here?

[Anonymous No.57891287]

>>57891262
>cumming

[Anonymous No.57891291]

>>57891257
It will double by summer, or we will have a dotcom crash. I loaded up on INTC and SQQQ this week, I win either way.

[Anonymous No.57891297]

>>57891278
There's a CoombotAI?

[Anonymous No.57891309]

>>57891262
I think you meant to type that in your image generator prompt window anon

[Anonymous No.57891319]

How the is senate meeting with J powell going

[Anonymous No.57891322]

>>57891309
make her porgnant with big booba

[Anonymous No.57891325]

/smg/ you told me the market would crash under Joe Biden.

Where are the apologies?

[Anonymous No.57891326]

>>57891319
pretty bullish!

[Anonymous No.57891330]

Based Van Hollen

[Anonymous No.57891332]

>>57891325

[Anonymous No.57891341]

I can't believe this NVDA, has everyone lost their minds?

[Anonymous No.57891342]

SOXL BROS

[Anonymous No.57891343]

>>57891291
kek that's the kind of retarded shit I expect from people here. You will lose on both.

[Anonymous No.57891348]

>>57891325
I won't apologize for the heathens and sinners who lie to you about the state of the economy. this market is artificially intelligent

[Anonymous No.57891349]

>>57891325
get back to me in december

[Anonymous No.57891351]

PUT THAT 18$ COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

[Anonymous No.57891355]

damn fetterman is such a tard

[Anonymous No.57891359]

>>57891325
polcels usually invade this thread and start boboposting when something happens that they don't like (which is usually a very bullish indicator)

[Anonymous No.57891360]

>>57891341
Stop asking questions and buy

[Anonymous No.57891361]

>>57891341
still undervalued tbqh

[Anonymous No.57891362]

>>57891351
COOKIE STROKE
>STROKE COOKIE
COOKIE STROKE
>STROKE COOKIE
COOKIE STROKE
>STROKE COOKIE
COOKIE STROKE
>STROKE COOKIE
COOKIE STROKE
>STROKE COOKIE

[Anonymous No.57891376]

>>57891341
it's dipping again. buy now before you're priced out forever

[Anonymous No.57891383]

>>57891343
Just look at its market cap relative to AMD and Nvidia. Its Israel’s crowing jewel. AI and semiconductors are jewish dominated fields. You really think INTC wont surge the moment NVDA looses steam? Lmao get real.

[Anonymous No.57891389]

This nigga is actually retarded

[Anonymous No.57891391]

Is TSLA a good buy yet?

[Anonymous No.57891396]

>>57891177
Someone please tell me spy will dump this afternoon

[Anonymous No.57891397]

>this is a senator

[Anonymous No.57891398]

18 DOLLA COOKIE

[Anonymous No.57891405]

Why is this homeless guy talking to Powell?

[Anonymous No.57891408]

>stock up 20% since I bought last month
>feel nothig but sadness for not buying more

[Anonymous No.57891410]

>>57891391
148ish in my book then I would buy or flip bullish. It’s not been impressive either

[Anonymous No.57891412]

>>57891210
I think im doin pretty well

[Anonymous No.57891414]

>>57891223
stop giving me hope

[Anonymous No.57891415]

>>57891396
joe biden will say something retarded at the state of the union andcrash it tonight

[Anonymous No.57891417]

THIS FUCKIN VOICE

[Anonymous No.57891422]

>>57891415
That doesnt help me right now.

[Anonymous No.57891423]

>30 years of vaping

[Anonymous No.57891432]

Instead of dumping this market will pump in 1 hour like the retard it is.

[Anonymous No.57891434]

>>57891396

[Anonymous No.57891436]

>>57891412
Well done anon

[Anonymous No.57891443]

>>57891432
Dasrite

[Anonymous No.57891452]

GM is tanking.

[Anonymous No.57891457]

>>57891415
Biden will announce some kind of new AI assisted government service and SOXL will continue to moon

[Anonymous No.57891473]

Please tell me again how you can't hold a leveraged ETF long term because of "chop loss"

[Anonymous No.57891476]

>>57891457
It won't even be Biden but BAIden

[Anonymous No.57891484]

>>57891414
I'm hoping it doesn't end up like SNOW where they crush earnings and then it dumps 20% anyways.

[Anonymous No.57891487]

>>57891432

[Anonymous No.57891488]

God I fuckin love SOXL

[Anonymous No.57891492]

>>57891391
Angela Chao death, BYD and other ev's are good, hybrids like the prius are great, how many people like their diesels and unleadeds, the mixed signals on autopilot... why should someone getting a car get a Tesla?
They do have a charger network for EVs

[Anonymous No.57891494]

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
1000 BEFORE END OF MONTH

[Anonymous No.57891498]

How you feeling $SOUN bros?

[Anonymous No.57891506]

kek, INTC hitting 50 by EoD

[Anonymous No.57891509]

>>57891476
Kek

[Anonymous No.57891511]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT'S ALL ABOUT TO DUMP IN 10 MINUTES. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL SELL EVERYTHING NOW

[Anonymous No.57891521]

Anyone else buying GTLB?

[Anonymous No.57891531]

> SPY green, my holdings are down
> SPY red, my holdings are up
I should probably sell this garbage.

[Anonymous No.57891542]

[Anonymous No.57891548]

>>57891542
Thanks bro
Just sold everything

[Anonymous No.57891551]

>>57891511
2 MORE WEEKS BOBO

[Anonymous No.57891555]

I bought one share of SPDR the other day. Doing pretty well so far.

[Anonymous No.57891561]

>>57891542
I did not give you written consent to put me in your screencaps PLEASE delete this

[Anonymous No.57891563]

Damn, nvdia is way too rich for my blood. Maybe i should dump my 2k in intel...

[Anonymous No.57891566]

>>57891542
>>57891548
Hehe trolled >:)

[Anonymous No.57891571]

>>57891563
DO NOT REDEEM SIR. WHEN YOU DO WE DUMP.

[Anonymous No.57891573]

>>57891521
NYCB?

[Anonymous No.57891575]

Fr fr though fuck Fidelity for taking forever to settle cash so I can trade. I sold 40k worth of stock yesterday so I can buy TSM calls but it won't be ready til tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57891576]

>>57891563
Perhaps take a gander at an obscure ticker like, hmm, SOXL

[Anonymous No.57891577]

AEVA BROS WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.57891582]

>>57891561
JANNIES!!

[Anonymous No.57891588]

>>57891575
enable margin retard.

[Anonymous No.57891591]

Bros it keeps GOING UP omg
>50% of robinhood account is invested in meta

[Anonymous No.57891594]

>>57891361
lol
no its not

[Anonymous No.57891608]

>>57891210
Up 77% YTD. Not gonna screenshot it because that's bad luck but turns out holding SOXL is actually a great idea

[Anonymous No.57891614]

Total Bobo death.

[Anonymous No.57891615]

I bought OIL today and wired some money to buy more OIL tomorrow. Fuck your navidia chips and dips.

[Anonymous No.57891621]

bing image creator is taking 10 times as long as usual. Bearish on ai

[Anonymous No.57891628]

Attention, SOXL has now broken through $56. 70+ bag holders, we're coming home

[Anonymous No.57891630]

You guys aren't still in cash right?

[Anonymous No.57891638]

>>57891615
Look at this boomer guys.
He is STILL invested in the black goo.
KEK

[Anonymous No.57891640]

>>57891608
yeah idk imagine buying a dying bank stock when you could just have soxl and qqq and be up massively

[Anonymous No.57891644]

>>57891628
:D

[Anonymous No.57891659]

dump now

[Anonymous No.57891667]

Actual educated rumors of risks to AI:
>electricity prices
>running out of usable training data
>current LLM tech not scaling well beyond a point

[Anonymous No.57891671]

>>57891628
Impressive if you actually held all the way to 6$ and back.

[Anonymous No.57891674]

https://youtu.be/XIlJbClvlbE?si=lqEQa0yeCDZqWZwc

[Anonymous No.57891682]

>>57891640
imagine holding qqq puts at for 420 strike at 03/08 expy. lol. lmao.

[Anonymous No.57891684]

>>57891628
i already poured one out for them at the funeral. what can't AI do??!

[Anonymous No.57891701]

>SOXS

[Anonymous No.57891705]

>>57891682
anon...is there something you need to tell us

[Anonymous No.57891706]

>>57891621
I got dogged too many times in a row earlier so I gave up for today. I should be working on my taxes anyhow.

[Anonymous No.57891709]

>>57891667
The biggest risk is that poojeets got curry in the code.

[Anonymous No.57891711]

>>57891588
Done
>still not available until tomorrow
Reee fucking Fidelity

[Anonymous No.57891715]

were flying high

[Anonymous No.57891719]

>>57891638
Yeah buddy keep paying $1000 for a chips and dips, you're being scammed.

[Anonymous No.57891720]

the time for your wise investments has passed. you will now transfer your wealth to enignoct and ur through frenzied buying of your stock ticker LUNR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxdtkfnvg-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhP1KfcRBU

[Anonymous No.57891732]

>>57891575
Soon, brother

> The compliance date is May 28, 2024.
-https://www.sec.gov/investment/settlement-cycle-small-entity-compliance-guide-15c6-1-15c6-2-204-2

[Anonymous No.57891741]

>>57891640
Right? Who the fuck looks at the current state of the world and doesn't think semiconductors and tech is a fantastic investment? My SOXL hit 100% today, life is good at least until we dump for no reason

[Anonymous No.57891745]

>>57891706
>That pic
Bullish on NIGV

[Anonymous No.57891747]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2024-03-06/powell-in-the-us-house

[Anonymous No.57891752]

>>57891682
You bought a lottery ticket and didnt win

[Anonymous No.57891761]

Tencent is the same price is was in 2017? Wut?

[Anonymous No.57891763]

>>57891719
I realised 20k ytd with those stupid chips my friend

[Anonymous No.57891773]

>>57891741
not me.
also its a managed fund, its not that hard to just pick the biggest players and rotate out losers

[Anonymous No.57891775]

>>57891747
I ain't finna read all that CUH, fr fr

[Anonymous No.57891782]

AVGO bros, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57891783]

>>57891761
Did you think the name Tencent was a joke?

[Anonymous No.57891784]

>>57891761
“China”

[Anonymous No.57891789]

SOXL is up over 400% since CRBPajeet started spamming CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP.

[Anonymous No.57891795]

>>57891761
>Investing in China
Surely, I hope thou doesn't partake in such buffoonery.

[Anonymous No.57891796]

>>57891682
How much for an ocean pig and tropical girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.57891805]

all your base will soon belong to us

-bobo

[Anonymous No.57891812]

WSMI SOXL BROS https://youtu.be/XIlJbClvlbE?si=lqEQa0yeCDZqWZwc

[Anonymous No.57891816]

>>57891789
Dude I was literally about to post about CRBP. I'm not even him.

CRBP Bros.
Lol.
They doubted us.

[Anonymous No.57891822]

>>57891789
lmao
>volatility drag
>beta slippage
lil bro read one investopedia article about the possible risks of leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.57891829]

Is AT&T going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57891830]

>>57891488
>>57891473
Redpill me on SOXL. Why does it always go up.

[Anonymous No.57891834]

So setting up an American colony was his end game

[Anonymous No.57891847]

>>57891805
How? Markets go up for the last 100 years bobo. Let the big boys play and get lost you little shit

[Anonymous No.57891846]

>>57891796
>ukranian special forces in sudan.webm
please dont ban me its just a joke

[Anonymous No.57891849]

Buy into AI.

Posted from a Windows PC running on RTX 4060.

[Anonymous No.57891855]

>>57891796
imagine getting to taste her asshole while she sucks off the pig

[Anonymous No.57891856]

>>57891830
It doesn't always go up. We got unbelievably heemed when the Ukraine shit popped off. Shit was grim.

[Anonymous No.57891858]

>>57891829
I work so hard to get good gains only for my long term ATT CCs to circumcise everything I get.

[Anonymous No.57891870]

>>57891484
Give it to me straight doc
Should i salvage my calls and take that 75% L or is YOLO holding till friday the play here
I cant stop making shit decisions

[Anonymous No.57891871]

Why is soxx showing up at a peak of 200 something but also seemingly had a shitload of afterhour transactions at 600 while never reaching that price on regular hours? Some kinda glitch? Cause a drop this high would make the news but I can't find anything

[Anonymous No.57891877]

>>57891856
Should I jump in or is it over for new money

[Anonymous No.57891885]

Hahahahahahaha remember all the posts like pic related? Where are those faggots now?

[Anonymous No.57891886]

>>57891877
theres lots of room

[Anonymous No.57891887]

Upside started https://youtu.be/iVJYS1L1snA?si=PTfUxx_Tf_8h-nmG

[Anonymous No.57891892]

I told you, stupid fucking bears.
I told you NVDA to 1000 when it was in the 700s. I told you that your dumb fucking negative reasons were uninformed, knee jerk reactions.
I told you that you were merely feeling sour grapes.
Now we're fucking rich and you remain poor. All you had to do was buy.

[Anonymous No.57891894]

>>57891870
I'd wait if you're already down 75%. Could be this week's c3ai where they pump 30% after earnings (if earnings are good).

[Anonymous No.57891900]

>>57891887
the fuck is this shit rathin gupta?
>>57891886
>>57891877
never mind im out if the indians are shilling it

[Anonymous No.57891902]

>>57891877
AI is making line go up, we haven't peaked yet as hundreds of not thousands of business are trying to integrate it into the workplace

[Anonymous No.57891904]

>>57891847
shhh... some of us have a little cash on the sidelines. let some fud through

[Anonymous No.57891915]

>>57891621
>Bearish on ai
Long BBAI?

[Anonymous No.57891916]

been holding SOXl since I bought it at 57 two years ago when should I sell bros

[Anonymous No.57891924]

>>57891877
Its been over for new money for months. Anything bought in December would be up +45% or more now. If Powell decided so delay rate cuts until after the election, we might see some dips but its hard to anticipate a black swan event before that for semiconductors and software.

[Anonymous No.57891925]

>>57891916
2 more years should do it

[Anonymous No.57891934]

>David Soxl in talks with President Biden to bring semiconductors to Walmart
ACCESSIBLE SEMICONDUCTORS FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.57891935]

>>57891900
No Lum poster here, top isn't in

[Anonymous No.57891940]

Victoria Secret baggies...

[Anonymous No.57891944]

[Anonymous No.57891948]

Should I sell my amd now? Stock feels like it's struggling to maintain current high. Would rather put the money towards something paying divs.

[Anonymous No.57891954]

>>57891902
>AI is making line go up,
Evidence? Stock marekt P/E ratio is at record highs.
>hundreds of not thousands of business
What other businesses?
Nvidia is making money from datacenters, barely anything else

[Anonymous No.57891959]

>>57891915
So BigBear is a infosec company that added AI to its name and its .com'ing now?

[Anonymous No.57891962]

Sell NVDA.
I changed my mind, maybe I will buy NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57891965]

>>57891940
Hot women don't need underwear. They just need OnlyFans subscribers.

[Anonymous No.57891967]

>jannies
>glowies
>market makers
>hedgies
>bobos
>mumus
>snibs
>swans

[Anonymous No.57891971]

This justifies a 30% drop? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.57891978]

>>57891924
I think rate cuts this May. What would that do to it?

[Anonymous No.57891981]

TSLA WILL close above $180 and form a daily bullish engulfing candle and rocket back up over $200 next week.

[Anonymous No.57891982]

[Anonymous No.57891980]

>>57891954
Nvidia isn't SOXL.

[Anonymous No.57891989]

TIME TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57891997]

>>57891971
>be investor
>read/hear the word "missed"
>don't read the rest of the sentence
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57891998]

>>57891981
i love the optimism my guy. glass half full.

[Anonymous No.57892002]

>>57891967
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[Anonymous No.57892005]

>>57891894
My entire folio is on this sinking ship so fuck this, ride or die then

[Anonymous No.57892008]

>>57891982
Thanks. Slurped some ZIM.

[Anonymous No.57892015]

its time for deep red markets

[Anonymous No.57892016]

>>57891997
they lowered how much they thought theyd sell

[Anonymous No.57892020]

Chop. Chop. Chop.
Lol.
Enjoy holding for 5 years dumbasses.

[Anonymous No.57892027]

>>57891954
Holy shit people like you are still hanging on, huh? Pitiful lmao

[Anonymous No.57892032]

Crowdstrike bros, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57892036]

AMD at 220 when?

[Anonymous No.57892037]

>>57892020
I hope that faggot has lost so much money

[Anonymous No.57892040]

>>57892032
i'm sitting in a crowdstrike global all hands right now.
bullish.

[Anonymous No.57892041]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbD1sZj8BbA
start choppin

[Anonymous No.57892043]

Hoard AEVA something will happen q3 this year.

[Anonymous No.57892047]

>>57892027
who buys this obvious bubble?
Certainly not Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.57892048]

Pounding elf maidens with frog sperm

[Anonymous No.57892053]

>>57891971
>make 2.08 billion vs 2.09 billion
kek sometimes I can't wait for growth Armageddon.

[Anonymous No.57892052]

COST…?

[Anonymous No.57892054]

>>57892040
INSIDER TRADING REPORTED

[Anonymous No.57892057]

>>57892036
Pre-market Monday.

[Anonymous No.57892058]

Are we buying women's undies for 30% off?

[Anonymous No.57892063]

>>57892048
welcome back elf fetish anon

[Anonymous No.57892064]

>>57892054
sorry i can't hear you over the sound of my quarterly stock grants

[Anonymous No.57892075]

>>57891971
Yes, the money went into NVDA.

Also
>decreased

[Anonymous No.57892076]

>>57892064
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nice tho, I had an offer to work at Crowdstrike in Austin but it was hybrid and I wanted full remote

[Anonymous No.57892082]

>>57891982
I interviewed for a job at one of those companies...

[Anonymous No.57892086]

Big Nance made the call lesgeddit soxl bros https://youtu.be/m0xY7bT4dHc?si=T0in1kokp__HAbFy

[Anonymous No.57892088]

>>57892076
you probably could have pushed hard for full remote, that's what the majority of the company is

[Anonymous No.57892090]

>>57892057
I hope so

[Anonymous No.57892092]

45k on the sidelines waiting for the dip, either that or a house downpayment by january of next year.

[Anonymous No.57892097]

>>57892058
>women's

[Anonymous No.57892103]

>>57891982
I guarantee you faggots walk into Dollar Tree for some snacks and energy drinks. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.57892109]

>>57892082
Was it Petco?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57892115]

>>57892052
I'm thinking we open between $815 and $850 tomorrow. Unless Joe Biden announces some shit like he's resigning and Karmella is now president.

[Anonymous No.57892124]

>>57892109
No, lol. I'm actually severely allergic to furry animals

[Anonymous No.57892126]

>CNBC
>@CNBC
>'Consumers should not worry' after turbulent month for New York Community Bank, former FDIC chair says
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57892129]

that all you got bobo?

[Anonymous No.57892134]

I am about to pull the trigger on buying 10,000 shares of EVA
but I’m scared. What do bros

[Anonymous No.57892148]

>>57892088
Yeah I had heard about the "remote first" culture but they were really pressed about it being hybrid since it was client facing. Oh well, happy for you tho anon.

[Anonymous No.57892158]

>>57892148
ah that's unfortunate, some stuff they do prefer hybrid. thanks anon. hope you're doing well despite the crowdstrike offer miss.

[Anonymous No.57892172]

>>57892103
>dollar tree
>dollar general
what's the difference?

t. not american

[Anonymous No.57892171]

>>57892134
Buy SOXL

[Anonymous No.57892179]

>>57892129
>
Bobo is waiting. It's mumus selling and other mumus buying in.

[Anonymous No.57892184]

Exit now or boil later. Markets will be down 25% in 3 months.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892187]

How y'all doing today?

[Anonymous No.57892192]

>>57892172
when the dollar tree shows up it's time to sell your house, when the dollar store shows up you waited too long. other than that they are basically the same.

[Anonymous No.57892205]

>>57891667
>bullish for innovation
>bullish for innovation
>bullish for innovation
This isn't Electroc Cars people in their garage can make LLMs by ripping data from bigger models.

[Anonymous No.57892213]

>>57892172
different stores. Dollar Tree has earnings next week so get options up now whilst cheaper since people can only see 1 to 5 days ahead of them.


are you guys getting costco 800+ options expiring on the 8th or later?

[Anonymous No.57892219]

>>57892184
nice slop anon

[Anonymous No.57892229]

>>57892172
Dollar Tree caps prices at $1.25 (used to be a dollar). Dollar General sells pretty much the same shit at 2x-8x the price, but they are EVERYWHERE outside of major cities. Their play is "you pay our inflated prices or else you can drive 30 minutes to the next closest grocery store".

[Anonymous No.57892235]

>>57892184
BOIL is a dog. ain't jumping on that widowmaker again

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892239]

>>57892229
eals on wheels..?

[Anonymous No.57892241]

>>57892187
Up 100% on Nvidia calls for like the 12th time this year

[Anonymous No.57892269]

Never thought buying those PANW calls after it's fat drop would leave to such a huge windfall.

[Anonymous No.57892270]

>>57891892
Based. In since 520

[Anonymous No.57892275]

What I still don't get it is how with that ease the market is pumping. We are at ATH. And 2 days in a row now we almost repump the dump or pump even higher. How is there such a conviction or in other words, how is there no "fighting". I'd expect it NOT to go up so fast and strong at this heights but it seems to be easier than difficult.

[Anonymous No.57892279]

>>57892082
Casey's as a cashier/pizza bitch?

[Anonymous No.57892287]

>>57892275
This is Joe Biden's Stock Market. It just works™

[Anonymous No.57892288]

>>57892275
It's almost as if greed/euphoria has taken over
Wonder what comes soon

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57892290]

What are yous guys thoughts on LOCO? I think Biden's favorite group of future citizens will push them to beat expectations and announce big plans. I want to get some call options on them, but I want to get the calls for the right price.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892296]

>>57892269
holy fuck my nigga, mirin

[Anonymous No.57892300]

>>57892241
>Up 100% on Nvidia calls for like the 12th time this year
sell signal

[Anonymous No.57892302]

>>57892279
ay, people gotta take the jobs they can get. When people get trapped in that survival mode state with bills and bs they get shit on from every direction. you dont gotta throw shade from the internet at the near-lowest rung slaves in america

[Anonymous No.57892311]

>>57892275
institutional panic buying

[Anonymous No.57892315]

>>57892288
New Paradigm

[Anonymous No.57892316]

>>57892275
Maybe the hyperinflation chuds were right.

[Anonymous No.57892323]

>>57892302
Pizza-bitch detected.

[Anonymous No.57892324]

I have put 80% of my entire networth into XXXX I don't give a fuck anymore I'm going to ride this shit until the casino closes my account FUCK IT

[Anonymous No.57892329]

>>57892275
this crazy cycle lasted for years in the dotcom era. it's gonna eventually tumble down to reality, but first there needs to be a bevvy of startup companies with AI in their name mooning with no profits. we aren't near that yet. in fact the valuations are pretty tame right now in comparison. high, yes.. but not clown world.

[Anonymous No.57892331]

This is the roaring 20's

[Anonymous No.57892333]

>>57892275
Its a bubble
Interest rates are too low
The FED is fucking up infront of everyones faces

[Anonymous No.57892336]

>tfw soxs baggie

[Anonymous No.57892342]

We dumped for literally all of 2022 and bears are still mad we didn't dump longer. Just born hating.

[Anonymous No.57892346]

>>57892336
How do the conductors feel about this? I'd be blasting those fuckers with the horn.

[Anonymous No.57892350]

Isn't it a really bad idea to hold leveraged ETFs for a long period of time?

[Anonymous No.57892349]

>>57892279
No, it was a software job
>>57892302
I'm not in survival mode, lol

[Anonymous No.57892354]

>>57892329
>but first there needs to be a bevvy of startup companies with AI in their name mooning with no profits
an anon made a watchlist
>>57892329

[Anonymous No.57892355]

>>57892333
Well I know. I said that about the ECB. The ECB pumped EU today with retarded inflation expectations for the year. Literal delusiontier.

[Anonymous No.57892368]

Remember that Plebbit stock MNMD? It gapped up and went +100% today at one point.

[Anonymous No.57892370]

>>57892350
generally, yes - the crab is what kills the leveraged etf. but if it's going in one direction, the compounding can get ridiculous

[Anonymous No.57892376]

>>57892350
That's FUD.

[Anonymous No.57892387]

>>57892346
They do. They just get run over anyway.

[Anonymous No.57892393]

>>57892355
>>57892333
New Normal™ after COVID stimulus.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892394]

>>57892350
Compare the 3 year charts of QQQ and TQQQ and you tell me.

[Anonymous No.57892398]

Wtf happened to BackBlaze? Down 80% today, lmao! I actually use them as well.

[El Arcón No.57892399]

[Anonymous No.57892408]

The name Jerome has white origins but why does it sound like a black person's name?

[Anonymous No.57892418]

>>57892408
It almost rhymes with Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.57892429]

>>57892408
Tyrone too
Lots of historical figures too
The truth is, tho majority of the world just have uninteresting names

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57892433]

>>57892408
His name is Toby

[Anonymous No.57892432]

>>57892398
Nvm - must be trading view fucking up or they've done a reverse stock split or something

[Anonymous No.57892431]

Get out of the markets now. I sold all my bonds to buy stocks.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892434]

BITF getting BTFO on shit earnings

[Anonymous No.57892439]

>>57892387
Must be sweet to live in a shithole you wouldn't spend 15 years getting your ass inspected by the NTSB for something like that.

[Anonymous No.57892442]

Short day for me. Sold some NYCB for profit, sold my WMT for profit. Rolled into more VZ and KO. Remaining NYCB, price average is 3.04 so meh..

[Anonymous No.57892446]

every stock is green :D
bobos on suicide watch as usual

[Anonymous No.57892461]

>>57892171
>>57892241
>>57892434
This shit is going to ZERO

[Anonymous No.57892462]

>>57892446
Just waiting until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57892468]

So are nonfarm payrolls tomorrow going to be the trigger for the dump or will we keep mooning? Surely something has to be taken as negative news. Powell didn't seem hawkish at all though.

[Anonymous No.57892471]

>>57892434
Fuckin mining stocks.

[Anonymous No.57892474]

>>57892408
Wasn't it the black friend on Hey Arnold? Yeah it's old French, maybe Haitians

[Anonymous No.57892475]

>>57892269
What was the exposure for something like this?

[Anonymous No.57892478]

>Jpow speaks, people panic sell
>After hearing what he has to say, people start buying again

[Anonymous No.57892485]

>>57892408
Its funny because it used to be a super popular boys name but dropped a ton because it became associated with blacks. If you have "Jerome" on your CV it was far more likely for an employer to assume you were black and pass you up.

[Anonymous No.57892488]

What's a stock that you know FOR CERTAIN that is going to go either red or green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57892499]

>>57892488
all of them actually

[Anonymous No.57892505]

>>57892474
that was gerald you ignorant son of a bitch.

[El Arcón No.57892506]

These faggots being so boastful over being better at chess than I am is like me being equally boastful about how easily I could kill them all in hand-to-hand combat, one after another, with no rest breaks in between. In each case, this relative superiority in the skillset reflects the time invested in the skill, and the attention given to it. They're acting like it makes their genes better though, which seems like a good rhetorical line to them because they're stupid.

[Anonymous No.57892521]

>>57892394
TQQQ hasn't recovered to the 2021 ATH well within 3 years. QQQ recovered 6 months ago.
Averaging down is a fallacy because you still would have recovered faster in the QQQ over TQQQ.
SOXL vs SOXX is the exact same way infact you might have profited more with SOXX due to Dividends.

Not sure if I am confirming your point or killing it but yeah. Unleveraged is always better in the long term.

[Anonymous No.57892522]

low iq trip fag loses at the only real measure of competitive intellect on earth and immediately resorts to violence like the chimpanzee he is

[Anonymous No.57892526]

>>57892475
three fiddy

[Anonymous No.57892528]

>>57892506
I see you have a smooth brain that is incapable of forward thinking and critical thought. If you cannot checkmate your opponent, how could you corner an animal in the wild?

[Anonymous No.57892548]

>>57892468
the market wants unemployment to tick up to get rate cuts. So bad = good and vice-versa

[El Arcón No.57892550]

>>57892506
And, while I have no qualms about losing horribly at chess in full of everyone, none of them would ever step onto the mat with me for me demonstrate what pathetic pussies they all are compared to me. They could even put their sons in their places since they're on the older side, and the result would be same. They would never do that though.

[Anonymous No.57892557]

>BIG
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57892558]

>>57892521
Also with Decay from the fees is even worse because you will underperform in the longterm and you will pay more to own the ETF.

[Anonymous No.57892565]

>>57892526
very nice.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892566]

>>57892521
Yeah that's my point, decay will rape you if you get a crash while you're holding. I mean you can get sick gains if not, but you have the risk of becoming a permabaggie.

It is not so different from trading on margin, except that you pay for the margin with part of your shares. And I wouldn't say I'm "pro" semitic so I don't like that one bit.

[Anonymous No.57892568]

>>57892468
Homelessness is good for the economy

[Anonymous No.57892569]

>>57892557
Lol, what a shit chart.

[Anonymous No.57892575]

Been waiting for a good entry point for SPY calls all day but it turns out I should've just bought at open. Fug.

[Anonymous No.57892587]

>>57892550
I'd go to the mat with you just to prove your 280lb mass of flab would get suplexed by my 190lb lb of pure chess intellect. You couldn't wrestle a plastic bag.

[Anonymous No.57892592]

I'm thinking of buying some super piggish SMCI calls for tomorrow, in anticipating a run with AVGO. How big of a retard am I?

[Anonymous No.57892599]

>>57892442
Buying more KO myself. Boring but pretty safe.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892600]

>>57892526
Was that around when Based Pelosi bought in? But also I don't get it, you seem to have 12 OTM calls that expire tomorrow and that's 100k? Maybe I'm retarded I don't really understand robinhood just installed it today.

[Anonymous No.57892601]

>>57892350
1.3-1.5x long term is the way to go for long holds. SSO finally recovered the ATH 4 days ago and USD is on a tear. QLD*.666 Is still way off which just shows how badly tech got sent to the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.57892606]

>>57892600
What did you broker with before

[Anonymous No.57892614]

JENSEN JUST WORE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LEATHER JACKET HOLY SHIT

[El Arcón No.57892615]

>>57892522
The measure of competitive intellect is accomplishment in mathematical sciences,
fuckhead. Chess is just a board game based mostly on how many positions you memorized.

A master explains it very well right here, and these other retards fucking suck ass at chess compared to Fischer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5my99K-eSI&t=60

[Anonymous No.57892618]

>>57892606
pieces of stick and a bit of shiny rocks.

[Anonymous No.57892620]

>>57892336
Did any of them die?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892622]

>>57892606
Fidelity, still do, just made robinhood to do meme trades and post them here

[Anonymous No.57892623]

>>57892599
Nice, what's your favorite flavor?
Last night I went to a place that had one of those KO machines and I had Pineapple Fanta
It was pretty good, I wanted to add some rum to it

[Anonymous No.57892624]

>>57892521
>Unleveraged is always better in the long term
SOXL 1Y + 278%
SOXL 5Y +607.40%
SOXL since march 2010 +8,565.63%

1x ETF - 1Y +95.07%
1x ETF - 5Y +363.87%
1x ETF - march 2010 +1,602%

[Anonymous No.57892626]

this NVDA crabbing is boooooooooooooring

[Anonymous No.57892631]

>>57892615
Chess is mental kung fu. If you cannot chess you cannot fight.

[Anonymous No.57892640]

>>57892488
EVA is for sure tanking because I bought

[Anonymous No.57892641]

>>57892630
>>57892630

[Anonymous No.57892642]

>>57892575
ok but, when spy puts?
What does anyone else plan on pulling out of their ass for tomorrow? I Can't tell if this thing is pumping for another day.
>>57892599
How long you been buying in? I'm thinking KO myself soon.

[Anonymous No.57892652]

COME ON BBAI GIVE ME SOME GAINS

[Anonymous No.57892664]

>>57892290
I prefer Los Polos Hermonos (METH) myself.

[Anonymous No.57892679]

>>57892642
I dunno. Unless something catastrophic happens I don't see this thing slowing down anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.57892682]

NEW
>>57892673
>>57892673
>>57892673
New
>>57892673
>>57892673
>>57892673

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892688]

>>57892624
cherry picking, everyone is a genius in a bull market

[Anonymous No.57892696]

>>57892506
Lol scrub

[Anonymous No.57892697]

>>57892600
I sold them when they went up to 12$ a contract. But I didn't sell it at all the top so I left like 12k of profit on the table. Luckily, I used the profits I did gain on the DELL calls and it just started a domino effect for me.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892706]

>>57892682
2 minutes late and didn't check, shameful

[Anonymous No.57892714]

>>57892688
>we've been in a bull market since 2010
?
on which timeframe exactly is SOXL underperforming it's underlying index?

[Anonymous No.57892716]

>>57892229
I was just thinking about 8chung the other day. It’s nice to see he’s doing well these days.

[El Arcón No.57892722]

>>57892631
>Chess is mental kung fu.
I can see why it would it would seem that way to dumbasses. All of the chess masters say it's basically just bullshit about memorization. You can have a memorization kung fu if you want to, but the real measure of competitive intellect is accomplishment in mathematical sciences. Kasparov will never compare to Newton. Carlson will never compare to Einstein, etc.

[El Arcón No.57892740]

>>57892631
You really can't fight when the other guy won't stand in front of you because he doesn't want everyone to see what a pussy he is.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892758]

>>57892714
3 years. SOXL up around 66% while SOXX up 77%.
We haven't constantly been in a bull market, fair, but we've recovered. During a bear market you would be KYSing yourself.

[Anonymous No.57892770]

>>57891971
So fat black women and trannies didn’t appeal to their customer base. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.57892802]

>>57892758
>complains about cherry picking, then cherry picks with a timeframe SOXL is slightly underperforming if you went all in, and never once bought more
>During a bear market you would be KYSing yourself.
we were literally just in a bear market. one of the longest we've had in recent history.

[Anonymous No.57892818]

>>57892615
dont lecture me about chess, im not a retard like you and am good at it

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892837]

>>57892802
I didn't cherry pick much, just opened market watch and set 3Y. If you measure from the top SOXL is losing money while SOXX is already recovered.

Go all into 3x funds for all I care my dude. If we crash you'll be bagholding for twice as much as 1x holders.

[Anonymous No.57892860]

>>57892837
if holding leveraged ETFs long term is a guaranteed loss, why has holding SOXL for the past 14 years turned out to be one of the best performing assets in the stock market?

[Anonymous No.57892867]

>>57892714
The value of SOXL is the ability to buy a high volume at a low amount. I don't give a fuck how you make your money. The risk is more in a true Bear Market which could initiate a 30:1 reverse split which would HEEM you. Also percentages are skewed because in 2010 SOXL was $0.70 per share compared to $15.68 per share. So if you bought 1 SOXL vs 1 SOXX in 2010 SOXX would have indeed heemed your SOXL. But price to price if you bought 100 Dollars worth of SOXL vs 100 Dollars worth of SOXX you would have out performed. But share to share SOXX indeed wins.

It's complicated both are right and both are wrong.

I don't buy either I like my VOO.

[El Arcón No.57892870]

He's talking about OP and the clan of Mini Me's he pays to follow him around saying, "Yeah, yeah!," all the time.

[Anonymous No.57892873]

>>57892623
I honestly just like coke, simple and classic. I like it best with crushed ice not cubed.
>>57892642
I first bought in when the “be less white” thing got out. I figured it was a good entry point but a long hold. I travel the world and every place I go somebody is selling a coke product.

[Anonymous No.57892878]

>>57892860
Because we have not dipped down to those lows lol. That's like saying If Evil Why Hot? Just do your thing man.

[Anonymous No.57892883]

>>57892867
this is so idiotic i dont even know what to say

[Anonymous No.57892904]

>>57892878
>we just haven't had a great depression style crash where SPY drops 400 points yet
lol
>>57892867
>Also percentages are skewed because in 2010 SOXL was $0.70 per share compared to $15.68 per share. So if you bought 1 SOXL vs 1 SOXX in 2010 SOXX would have indeed heemed your SOXL. But price to price if you bought 100 Dollars worth of SOXL vs 100 Dollars worth of SOXX you would have out performed. But share to share SOXX indeed wins.
what the fuck am i reading

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892907]

>>57892860
I didn't say guaranteed loss, genius. It will work as long as the underlyings keep performing very well. I have faith that is the case long term, but if you want to have your money in the next 2-3 years you may hit a big road bump there. The crab will eat you. Anyway it's your money, do whatever the hell you want.

[Anonymous No.57892909]

>>57892873
>I travel the world and every place I go somebody is selling a coke product.
Who the hell knew there was a gentleman and an aristocrat here.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57892920]

>>57892867
I guess you're on my side but wtf are you even saying my negro

[Anonymous No.57892951]

>>57892399
Man. People keep finding connections between that function and everything. I guess it should be unsurprising that it's connected to Israel since that's sort of the same kind of thing.

[El Arcón No.57892977]

[El Arcón No.57892996]

>>57892818
What was your most recent chess championship title? I think you mean that unlike me, who is not good at all, you might rise to the level of a middling player.

[El Arcón No.57893034]

>>57892996
>What was your most recent chess championship title?
I don't do competitions because then everyone would see me get my ass handed to me out in the open.

[El Arcón No.57893055]

Also, I make fake accounts with low scores on Lichess so I can get matched with players that it will be very easy for me to beat.

[El Arcón No.57893184]

I took an actual IQ test given by a doctor, either a psychologist or a psychiatrist, and I scored off the chart on it. Then these jews who mock my chess skills "revised it" to say I'm even stupider than they are, and that chess is the real measure of IQ, not IQ tests, even while all chess masters say that chess is mainly just bullshit about how many positions you have memorized. The IQ test result ended up as evidence in my court martial when I was getting kicked out of the Marines, so the 100% of you that are feds can probably find it pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.57893214]

>>57892977
>>57892996
>>57893034
>>57893055
>>57893184
$MEDS
$NOW

[Anonymous No.57893569]

>>57891492
>why should someone getting a car get a Tesla?
Because of brand recognition and Elon Musk is allegedly cool and funny

[Anonymous No.57894753]

>>57892615
Wait till he finds out about Go, he might bust a vein lmao.