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5788856 No.5788856 [Reply] [Original]

>new portfolio, what do you think?

>> No.5788890
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>woah, very nice, just bought 100k
>look at that

>> No.5788938
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>picked em up from bittrex yesterday

>good hedging

>That's Ethereum, and Lumens are partnered with something called IBM

>> No.5788958

>worst meme ever
>you must be new here

>> No.5788999
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>That's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing

>> No.5789067
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>Request Network, with Kucoin dividends. What do ya think?

>> No.5789124
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>...nice

>Jesus, that is really super, how'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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>I cant believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's portfolio to mine

>> No.5789247
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>But wait, you aint seen nothin yet

>> No.5789303
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>Raiblocks, Dragonchain, Tron

>Impressive, very nice

>> No.5789351
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>Let's see Paul Allen's portfolio

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>> No.5789488
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>look at that subtle off-chain tech, the tasteful smart-contracts, oh my God, it even solves the oracle problem

>> No.5789549

Did this just set a record for worst OP to poster ratio?

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>something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

>> No.5789636

Fuck everyone OP this was good for a chuckle.

>> No.5789674

kek

>> No.5789752

WHY IS THIS SITCOM MALE DOMINATED

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Nigga wut

>> No.5789848

Made me chuckle, good job OP

>> No.5789865

Best LINK shilling I've seen so far, have a bump OP.

>> No.5789913

99% of /biz/ is too young to appreciate this
sorry op nt

>> No.5789919

kidding OP, all in LINK in 2018

>> No.5789954

thank you for this

>> No.5789961
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Nice thread, OP.

>> No.5790014
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fairly high effort memeing

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>> No.5790053

10/10 excellent. Grand finish

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>>5788856
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>>5789561
>the fucking LINK at the end
Best post in /biz/ today, have a bump OP.

>> No.5790080

>>5789424
annnnnnnnnnnd you ruined it

>> No.5790082

bump

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>>5789067
>>5789303
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>> No.5790096

>>5789067
LOL gotta put that referral code

>> No.5790110

>the amount of underaged and foreigners in this thread

>> No.5790132

this is an EPIC win thread!

>> No.5790190
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that was fucking good

>> No.5790213

Gold, Jerry

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>>5788856
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>>5789561

I'm fuckin' dying! Well Meme'd!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0B8axdvU

>> No.5790424

>tfw I'm personally holding at least one coin from each
>yes that includes LINK
wew that was close to home, 11/10 meme-ing

>> No.5790427

>>5789424
Oh my god, you had me laughing out loud and spilling my drink haha

>> No.5791072

This is the first thing to legitimately make me laugh in days OP. Well done. I had so many tabs open and was stressing doing research about how best to diversify my portfolio all morning and this is the first light moment I had all day. You inspired me.

I'm tired of being obsessed over crypto every day. I cashed out my initial investment, enough to pay for a holiday I'm taking plus a little extra, before Bitcoin dropped from 19k. Originally I meant to use the little bit I left in to try and make it, but honestly though I'm not cut out for this shit. Total weak hands, fomo mentality, far too obsessive personality. I'd love to just read about this tech and watch this space grow without the nagging feeling of "ur missing these gainz over here" in my mind all day. I want to just stop looking at Delta or CoinMarketCap every 5 goddamn minutes and constantly trying to shift my position in to the next big thing.

So I'm going to unironically copy one of these portfolios and just leave it for a year without changing. I know its fucking retarded to copy a literal meme portfolio on biz, but I'm already far ahead in terms of the actual cash value in my bank account two months ago because of crypto. Its time to just stop obsessing. If I make it because of this I will literally suck your dick OP.

My portfolio will be:

>>5788856
if I roll 1-3

>>5789067
if I roll 4-6

>>5789303
if I roll 7-9

>>5789424
if I roll 0

>> No.5791139

>>5791072
fuck I was kinda hoping for a LINK meme portfolio, oh well. The boring blue chip stocks it is I suppose. The /biz/ crypto gods have spoken

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>>5788856
11/10

>> No.5791327

>>5791072
Curious what I'd get if I rolled the same as you.

>> No.5791474

>>5791072
good luck brother

>> No.5791506

>>5789424
kek/10

>> No.5791918

quality thread

>> No.5792052

>>5791474
give me your wallet so I can tip you

>> No.5792201

>>5792052
(LTC preferrably)

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>>5788856
well done op

>> No.5792288

>>5788856
good but dump BTC. ETH will flip it later this year. maybe replace it with a privacy coin or some promising ERC20s (req, link, bat, 0x, omg, kyber, iexec, eng) or ICX, wanchain when it comes out, etc.

>> No.5792353

>>5792052
>>5792201
Oh wow, thank you
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>> No.5792366

kek'd, op

>> No.5792447

>>5792353
sent :^)

>> No.5792696

nice thread op

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>>5788856
not bad, kiddo

>> No.5793510

fuckin hell OP, actually lost my shit at this one, well done. Screen capped for future reference.

t. 13k linklet

>> No.5793547

>>5793510
post screencap

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>>5789561
Inspiring

>> No.5793659

post your bch address so I can tip you OP

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>>5789424
you saved the thread

>> No.5793753

>>5793547
one sec, finalizing it/making it look nice

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>>5793547
For easy posting

Enjoy marines

>> No.5793930

>>5793869
into the best of /biz/ folder it goes