/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.57887332]

Big Green Candle Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57882971

[Anonymous No.57887339]

NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57887341]

I don't even stocks but I'm here to curse your bullish attempt

[Anonymous No.57887343]

BIG dropped to $3, now back to $5. What the fuck

[Anonymous No.57887375]

>>57887343
my cheeks are clenched

[Anonymous No.57887384]

Shieet

[Anonymous No.57887408]

Extremely jewish close, ah, futures, and premarket

[Anonymous No.57887433]

>Call center group Teleperformance falls 20%; CEO insists AI cannot replace human staff
This market is a comedy show

[Anonymous No.57887481]

NVDA is crossing into a retarded zone

But yes, the "irrational longer than solvent" meme

[Anonymous No.57887732]

>>57887481
It’s going over 1000. Youre a dumb nigger

Had to wait a full minute to post this for no reason. Fuck that. I’m out

[Anonymous No.57887989]

>>57887332
they already made the thread.

[Anonymous No.57888687]

If I put in 4K in NVDA right now, would that be a good idea? It looks to be heading to 1000

[Anonymous No.57888719]

[Anonymous No.57888878]

How do I automatically set up trend based transactions like pic related?

[Anonymous No.57889053]

imagine still being bearish lmao
stocks will never stop going up bobo

[Anonymous No.57889069]

>>57888878
you need a bot goober

[Anonymous No.57889108]

LPSN builds those AI chatbot supports you see on almost any website you ship on. Clients like Verizon and Sweetwater. Anyone remember GoDaddy ads?

[Anonymous No.57889289]

BIG bros...

[Anonymous No.57889471]

I knew the uranium selloff was overdone.

[Anonymous No.57889483]

>>57888878
Quick and dirty: trailing stop

[Anonymous No.57889574]

>Chief Executive Bruce Thorn said on the post-earnings call with analysts that he expects to "significantly grow" the percentage of sales marked as "bargains" to 75%, as the assortment of "extreme bargains" has expanded.

>"These extreme bargains create a more exciting treasure-hunt experience, which will keep our customers coming back to our stores and help drive comparable-sales growth," Thorn said, according to a FactSet transcript.
Has anyone done a wellness check on BIGanon? What a load of horseshit.

[Anonymous No.57889583]

>type a long ass post with my pointer finger like a boomer on my phone, it takes hours
>send
>new bake minutes later
Such is my life.
Anyway time to buy some ETFs.

[Anonymous No.57889592]

I think a lot of people see the market going up for no reason like this and, like me, assume the market knows something they don't, but after talking to some of the people putting considerable percentages of their savings into NVDA and the like, I've come to the conclusion that the market doesn't know shit. A lot of people just hear some analyst forecast $2000 and YOLO into the stock, or they see ChatGPT and conclude that in 10 years robots will replace engineers, so they put half their savings in AI stocks without looking at prices thinking they'll get rich quick. These same people will get cold feet and sell the moment things go sideways for their memestocks of course, so expect a huge crash once the retard money runs out.
I only wish I could predict when the crash will happen so I can profit from the retardation of the market.

[Anonymous No.57889602]

The politicians are the most fucking obnoxious faggots on earth. They simply cannot stay on topic and have fundamental misunderstandings of how the economy works. What a shame these assholes keep getting reelected.

[Anonymous No.57889606]

>>57889592
Have you met my friend Mr. Market?

[Anonymous No.57889613]

>>57889471
Chinese Thorium reactors?

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57889623]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57889626]

>>57888687
Yes, we will be over 1000 by Monday or Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.57889629]

>>57889583
its k evga fren
I read it.

[Anonymous No.57889643]

>>57889592
Bullish

[Anonymous No.57889647]

>still sitting on $30k in uninvested cash and have no idea where to put it

[Anonymous No.57889648]

>german bankingsector gets downgraded from stable to negative
>Commerzbank up
>Deutsche Bank up

[Anonymous No.57889660]

>>57889574
discounts > paying inventory costs.
hell in some categories it would be beneficial to pay customers to take it off your hands.

[Anonymous No.57889662]

Can't wait to become rich, Nvidia bros.

[Anonymous No.57889670]

SOXS Sissies, how you holding up...

[Anonymous No.57889673]

>>57889647
IMO dude

[Anonymous No.57889679]

SOXL

SOXL

[Anonymous No.57889681]

>>57889647
>TFW my buy in plan over the last 6 months was miscalculated in rate and I, too, have like $30k excess

[Anonymous No.57889683]

Guys why am I always tempted to sell EVERYTHING, VOO included, on a good day?

[Anonymous No.57889685]

>>57889647
Ask again tomorrow after my cash settles and I can buy what I want to, then I will tell you a pretty much guaranteed 3x. It is removed from the NVDA hype.

[Anonymous No.57889688]

>>57889647
jp morgan for dividends

[Anonymous No.57889693]

sell all stocks now

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57889697]

>>57889683
same

[Anonymous No.57889702]

LATINOS
>LATINOS
LATINOS
>LATINOS
LATINOS
>LATINOS
LATINOS
>LATINOS
LATINOS
>LATINOS
LATINOS
>LATINOS

[Anonymous No.57889706]

>>57889592
>I can profit from the retardation of the market
Yes and taylor swift will fuck my brains out while I just lay there. Buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.57889720]

Are you ready for cyberpunk mommy earnings release?

[Anonymous No.57889722]

>>57889702
Long WFC for those cash deposits.

[Anonymous No.57889730]

Why is Mr. Menendez giving us an anecdote

[Anonymous No.57889739]

Cause a pandemic and destruction of economy

MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
>MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
>MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
>MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!
>MASS INVASION IS GOOD FOR ECONOMY!!!

[Anonymous No.57889740]

I thought you guys said the market was going to dump when JPow spoke.
>>57889660
Having to discount 75% of your inventory and hope that customers come to your stores because they feel like it's a "treasure hunt" doesn't really inspire confidence. But I've seen the kind of mouthbreathing retards that shop at BIG so who knows, maybe it'll work.

[Anonymous No.57889743]

Bobo? Quick morale check to see if we're going to make that new S&P ALL TIME HIGH. Until your morale improves, we'll just have to keep making these new ATHs

[Anonymous No.57889747]

>>57889613
Are years and years away.

[Anonymous No.57889753]

>>57889673
Some random oil company?
>>57889688
I already have ANOTHER $32k in JPST

[Anonymous No.57889752]

>>57889670
sufferings

[Anonymous No.57889760]

everyone is making money hand over fist on the stock market, you literally cannot lose with any stock, everything just goes up in tandem

if you have any cash sitting your basically retarded - I hope you know I personally think your an idiot

[Anonymous No.57889779]

>>57889720
I’m $5k into BBAI but i fully expect to lose money tomorrow. I just hope to be surprised tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57889782]

All my regional bank plays are up 50% since i sold earlier last year
my VZ is up 25%
I time my entries so fucking good, but I always puss out and take a modest gain, when the fuck will i ever learn?
Lets not even mention longing MRO in the 3dollar range

[Anonymous No.57889785]

I went from no savings during covid to 30k now while waging. Is the ides of March meme real or Bobo cope? I want to put this 30k to use.

[Anonymous No.57889787]

How do you guys cope with buying stock in companies that you hate? Or that hate you? Like I don’t really like Lockheed, but they’re essentially an arm of the government and will never go away. It would be silly not to invest.

On the other hand, I use a lot of Kodak film, and I know it’s kind of a dying market, but I really want them to do well out of my own interests.

Anyway how gay is this?

[Anonymous No.57889795]

>>57889787
very gay, none of these companies care for your opinion

[Anonymous No.57889801]

>>57889779
Sell at the top today and buy puts with that money

[Anonymous No.57889808]

>>57889787
>infinite gubmint gibs thesis
Based. Which is why my portfolio is all defense
>Filmfag
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.57889810]

Noice day

[Anonymous No.57889818]

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57889819]

>>57889623
sold for 100 buckaroos (20%) profit in my meme account
0dte isn't for me

[Anonymous No.57889831]

>>57889753
Do Nvda and help us out so we can all become rich faster.

[Anonymous No.57889832]

reminder that with the amount of debt the united states must service, high interest rates are inflationary. we will go back to ZIRP and live long happy lives in a good economy.

[Anonymous No.57889840]

>>57889787
Never, ever use sentiment when executing investments.

[Anonymous No.57889841]

>>57889787
Kodak isn’t a dying market. Last week Pentax just announced the first new film camera in decades. The price of film has skyrocked. Last year the film shortage was horrible during the summer (busy season). Its going to be the next vinyl. Buy more kodak and keep your diamond hands

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57889842]

buddy look at soundhound computer

[Anonymous No.57889845]

>>57889831
I'm slowly taking money out of tech stuff, which is why I have so much cash rn

[Anonymous No.57889847]

>>57889819
Practice makes perfect. If its a meme account, just continue making 0dte trades until you get the hang of it or go bust.

[Anonymous No.57889851]

>>57889787
>Or that hate you?
No company likes or hates you. They all like making money and hate making less money.

[Anonymous No.57889864]

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

[Anonymous No.57889871]

>>57889864
based

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57889877]

>>57889740
There was a guy who said he said he was going to speak very dovish and the market would go up. I don't recall if he asked someone to screencap it or not, but there was definitely one guy who said it was going to go up, and I believed him.

[Anonymous No.57889882]

PUMP THE MARKET
DOLLARS ARE WORTHLESS
STOCKS MUST CONTINUE TO GO UP!!!!

[Anonymous No.57889892]

"Soft Landing"

BIDEN PRINTED OUR WAY OUT WITH NO ISSUES!!
WHOOOOOO!!!!! SUCK IT BOBO!

[Anonymous No.57889893]

>>57889841
Remember Vinyl? Well it's back in Pog form!

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57889894]

>>57889847
yup 100%, just that I don't have time to babysit it today
will meme some more soon

[Anonymous No.57889902]

>>57889841
I honestly got back into old film cameras last year. Ditching technology is fun but film prices need to come down...

[Anonymous No.57889901]

>made 41 dollars so far today
Bros...could i be making it?

[Anonymous No.57889909]

>>57889892
>"Soft Landing"

[Anonymous No.57889918]

>>57889471
KING

[Anonymous No.57889921]

>>57889832
These are not high interest rates, if the 10 year yield were to go meaningfully above 5% then we can have that conversation but until then we are good and the US has a lot of levers to pull to solve this problem.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57889937]

What the fuck Cost Co?

[Anonymous No.57889939]

>>57889902
>Ditching technology is fun but film prices need to come down
There's like two film producers (the same people that make the cameras) and they make the price.

[Anonymous No.57889952]

no meaningful resistance until well into the 516s.

[Anonymous No.57889958]

buddy lookit SOXL computer

[Anonymous No.57889960]

AI shits pumping except BBAI
>JUST

[Anonymous No.57889961]

>>57889743
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57889965]

>>57889921
>the US has a lot of levers to pull to solve this problem
The way to solve the problem was to just jack the fed funds rate to 7.5% back in February of 2022. Jerome failed us, and he should lose his job.

[Anonymous No.57889967]

Sloorper, what are we buying today? Subaru?

[Anonymous No.57889968]

FUCKING NIGVIDEO STOP BUYING YOU BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD BITCHES I CANT REDEEM MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.57889970]

>>57889893
I’m new to vinyl but i spend like $1000 a year on them
>>57889902
Same but right the options for new from cameraz are $6k leica or chinkshit thats worse than disposable. I bought an old 1980s film camera but the capacitors busted. Pentax knows the market needs new film cameras. The old stock is dying is only some of them are truly repairable. Anyway this is my bull thesis on film.

[Anonymous No.57889980]

>>57889968
should've bought 10x certs instead, bobos never learn

[Anonymous No.57890001]

Sold my NVDA 885c weekly at 904... jumped the gun again.

[Anonymous No.57890013]

Anyone familiar with blackberry's product suite?
The new identity as a information security company has my attention but I had an iphone before even the blackberry bold

[Anonymous No.57890016]

Is intel actually undervalued

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890018]

>vinyl
>film cameras
Boomers get the fuck out! I am not buying your fucking bags from the 70s.

[Anonymous No.57890024]

Central banks cause inflation

[Anonymous No.57890031]

>>57890001
>904... jumped the gun again.
fucking sell signal

[Anonymous No.57890034]

>>57890016
Very

[Anonymous No.57890037]

>>57889939
Whats even funnier is that Fuji actually licensed out the production of their cheaper filmstock to Kodak. The “Fuji 200” dropped the Superia label when Kodak started production. The higher end Fuji filmstock is still made by Fuji

[Anonymous No.57890039]

>>57890018
I’m just tired of looking at screens man

[Anonymous No.57890041]

>>57888878
What time scale is this measured on?

[Anonymous No.57890046]

>>57889980
how?

[Anonymous No.57890048]

>>57890018
>KODK
Damn I didn't realize Eastman Kodak was a meme stock.

[Anonymous No.57890054]

>>57890013
They own QNX. I used to work on that. I'd imagine that's more of their business than phones at this point.

[Anonymous No.57890056]

My hands are trembling. This is actually fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.57890064]

>>57890039
I was thinking ofthis theother day. Is theNYSE for blind niggers ?Like I'd listen tothat all day at work.

[Anonymous No.57890068]

>>57890018
I’m literally 31 years old. Get with the times, old man.

>>57889960
Might be good news. SOUN pumped too much last week before earnings.

[Anonymous No.57890069]

wtf is this stale bake

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890076]

>>57890018
While we're on the topic, I would have bought FNKO put options since that shit is modern day pet rocks, but their stock is already in the fucking toilet, but retarded man children are probably reach in, pull out that fucking turd and make me eat it. So fuck it, I won't get the puts until their stock goes to like $12, which I hope doesn't happen. Just let it fucking die.

[Anonymous No.57890093]

>>57889787
i don't care I just want money

[Anonymous No.57890101]

>>57889685
Can you please tell me now?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890103]

>>57890048
A couple years back they did a block chain pivot and it literally became a meme stock for a week, and then it died again.

[Anonymous No.57890105]

>>57889967
Some anon was making noise about EVA
Intel and BA worth a look too

[Anonymous No.57890106]

Lagarde did the same shit like Powell in december. Central banks are bought. They do this intentionally. Absolute fuckin hacks.

[Anonymous No.57890118]

is it just as easy as buying the semis and letting it ride? why even bother getting cute ?

[Anonymous No.57890120]

>>57890039
Polaroid is max nostalgia for me.

[Anonymous No.57890123]

dude NVDA is going to scream past 1000

[Anonymous No.57890124]

Dear Nvidia,

Thank you.

Yours truly,
Anon

[Anonymous No.57890126]

>tfw gold finally taking a break
I'm buying more GLD/JNUG
>>57890056
Have you tried poppers? It makes things easier.
>>57890068
>Get with the times, old man.
I firmly believe that physical media (of all kinds) will reign supreme, in the future. Digital things *WILL* proliferate, but be seen as inferior (poor people) products.

[Anonymous No.57890145]

bought some tqqq calls to slow this rally down

[Anonymous No.57890151]

>>57890126
Where do i get poppers

[Anonymous No.57890160]

i bought SQQQ

[Anonymous No.57890165]

CASH
IS
TRASH

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890181]

>>57890118
I'll tell you why, Cost Co is going to report a double beat and say their expanding tonight, which will make the stock jump 5% and call options will go up $55,850.

[Anonymous No.57890183]

>>57890120
Oh yeah Polaroid just came out with a new $600 camera for paypigs. But even the cheap ones are popular with zoomers. My local walmart has them in stock and the film sells regularly. The kids crave the simplier times (and i will get rich on this)
>>57890126
>I firmly believe that physical media (of all kinds) will reign supreme, in the future. Digital things *WILL* proliferate, but be seen as inferior (poor people) products.

Absolutely based chad opinion.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57890184]

>>57890123
>dude NVDA is going to cream past 1000
ftfy

[Anonymous No.57890187]

>AAPL

imagine making a VR headset that can't do porn

[Anonymous No.57890190]

classic cup and handle

[Anonymous No.57890192]

>>57890151
get quality double scorpion directly from their website. Its from texas. Don't use them for anything but cleaning.
- I have a friend who is really faggy that way
I sniffed this and it was like a head rush when you stand up too fast

[Anonymous No.57890193]

>>57890165
>ID:GoD
Impossible...

[Anonymous No.57890210]

>>57890193

[Anonymous No.57890213]

>>57890187
And having no vidya support right out of the gate. What a blunder

[Anonymous No.57890216]

>>57889787
>I use a lot of Kodak film
Based film chad

[Anonymous No.57890217]

>>57890192
>ID:YID
Unbelievable...

[Anonymous No.57890218]

>>57890187
Probably calls on aaple next week or week after if we touch 165 early enough.

[Anonymous No.57890223]

>Bobo hasn't realized we have surpassed AI Singularity and it is now a self perpetuating machine that will continue to grow and require more and more resources
>asteroid mining will become a legitimate need because of the further demand of more powerful AI
>AI will be able to perfectly simulate reality and in doing so we will enter into AI immortality
>once we successfully complete our first Dyson sphere we will begin. Converting our solar system into a Neural Network
So yeah. Buy VOO.

[Anonymous No.57890234]

>>57890210
Kek

[Anonymous No.57890238]

>>57890218
>muhlines
>inb4fgtmuhlinesme

[Anonymous No.57890247]

POWELL GOING TO GET #METOOed

[Anonymous No.57890251]

>>57890223
he tried to tell us

[Anonymous No.57890254]

>>57890046
They are issued by Societe General, but only seem to be traded on the Nordic Growth Market, which I have no idea if any Anglo oriented brokers even have access to, checked on IBKR and they don't

[Anonymous No.57890257]

I'm probably insane for this but I've been stuffing a chunk of my savings into stocks because my returns there are higher than interest from the banks

[Anonymous No.57890261]

>>57890187
>TSwizzle avatarfag
they have the only phone that can take 3d videos. no ipads with 3d video yet and nothing I've read from poweron suggests they will

[Anonymous No.57890265]

just said fuck on cnbc, neat

[Anonymous No.57890267]

>>57890223
>Call center group Teleperformance falls 20% as CEO insists AI cannot replace human staff

[Anonymous No.57890272]

>>57890251
And I'm glad we didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.57890275]

>Hello Chariman Powell, are you aware of this very specific thing that has absolutely nothing to do with your job or why we're here today?
>ARE YOU?!
Just replace these people with AI already, jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.57890277]

>>57890223
does anyone remember what kind of insane nonsense they were saying during the dot com bubble? Were we all going to plug into the matrix and ride around on motorcycles on the internet superhighway like Tron? I can't remember because I was like 6.

[Anonymous No.57890282]

>>57890187
They made a bunky VR headset that focuses on doing AR lol. Tim Cook is lost.

[Anonymous No.57890294]

PUSSY

[Anonymous No.57890297]

I'm 6k into BBAI and have given up all my gains on this shitcoin so far. Hoping this is just the usual flushing out the redditors before a positive earnings call.

[Anonymous No.57890298]

>>57890257
There are a lot of "safe" things to put your money into, anon. Doesn't have to be insane. Alternatively, cash is *also* a position :)
>>57890265
YOOOOO WTF IS THIS OLD MAN SAYING TO JPow?!

[Anonymous No.57890299]

>>57890223
>>once we successfully complete our first Dyson sphere we will begin.
anon... we are already in a dyson sphere.

[Anonymous No.57890302]

>>57890277
the fuck dolls are real this time

[Anonymous No.57890307]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE PIVOT FROM THAT SHIT TO BASEL 3

[Anonymous No.57890311]

>>57890187
I'm really tired of these big tech companies acting like they're the fucking Pope or something and bend over backwards to make sure all of their products are PC and child-friendly. People want AI to make the most disgusting, fetish-specific porn as possible tailored to each individual coomer. They want to wear their VR headsets with auto-jackers and experience true id driven pleasures like they're some kind of nympho sex cultists. The Internet was hijacked and used almost exclusively for porn during its early stages, give the people what they want and let the new tech coming out do the same.

[Anonymous No.57890312]

>>57890299
im made cum cum inside your moms dyson sphere

[Anonymous No.57890316]

This nigga wildin lmaooo!! Look at JPows face! This nigga is literally saying what I would say if I got a live mic at this shit. Then just tacking on "oh and basil 3 n shiet" at the end beyond based.

[Anonymous No.57890318]

if you have a single uninvested dollar, your fucking wasting your time

I've made more than my annual salary in the stock market literally just buying stupid hyped shit, just chase momentum its so fucking easy literally look at ANYTHING and its going up

[Anonymous No.57890323]

>>57890247
this is the worst 6 minutes of my life

[Anonymous No.57890325]

>>57890277
They just called it early.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smG7BIeIpOA

[Anonymous No.57890326]

>>57890299
Why would we live in a giant sphere of solar panels surrounding a sun?

[Anonymous No.57890327]

>laphonza

[Anonymous No.57890328]

>>57890297
I read somewhere that insiders are buyijg but I never checked if that was true.

[Anonymous No.57890335]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSBEE

[Anonymous No.57890340]

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57890342]

Split the fucking stock, Jensen

[Anonymous No.57890360]

>>57890326
>he doesn’t know that we are living in a shared dream of a hyper evolved race that longs for the simple lifestyle of its ancestors

Jesus fucking christ you boomers need to get with the times. Read Rudolf Steiner and merge that knowledge with simulation theory like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.57890359]

why do we tolerate women, BLACK women at that, in congress?

[Anonymous No.57890361]

>>57890340
Boomers have to go back

[Anonymous No.57890363]

I can't wait for this fucking clown market to die. I'm not a doomer, I just hate stupod people who have no sense kf objective value and want to see them suffer.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890367]

Cost Corporation is going to open tomorrow at $850. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.57890377]

>>57890359
You won’t do shit

[Anonymous No.57890390]

MRVL chads, how are you doing?
i am at 61% gainz (bought at 51.09)

[Anonymous No.57890393]

U guys selling SOXL calls ? I'm thinking 8/16 70c

[Anonymous No.57890395]

>>57890318
Is this "greed" or "delusion"?

[Anonymous No.57890397]

>>57890328
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.57890404]

>>57890395
practicality ?

[Anonymous No.57890408]

>>57890363
bullish

[Anonymous No.57890414]

This guy is literally wearing Donald Trump's suit

[Anonymous No.57890418]

>>57889647
Put it in SGOV while you wait you figure your shit out. Might as well make some money.

[Anonymous No.57890420]

>>57890187
It's even worse
they specifically designed the Apple Vision for "work" purposes, meaning the vast majority of Applefags will never buy them because they have no use for them. Like 70% of total apps downloaded for the meta quest 3 were games. GAMES! And the geniuses at Apple announce a VR headset that's not designed to run games. Imagine this, some retard (probably a woman or a faggot) got paid over 7 figures a year to publish this thing. A product THEY KNEW will sell badly because of its limitations. Absolutely mental. I thought people who work at Apple were smart.

AND THEY STILL HAVE NOT ANNOUNCED A NEW AI
How can you fail this bad? HOW?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890430]

>>57890342
and let poor people sell call options? Why would they do that to the investors who currently have cornered the market on the call options?

[Anonymous No.57890432]

The stock market only goes up.

[Anonymous No.57890439]

>>57890404
There is no such word, are you referring to enthusiasm?

[Anonymous No.57890443]

>>57890363
>America is in an amazing shape
>economy doing well
>rivals suffering
>unemployment low
>hegemony secured for another hundred years
It's not going down for a long time, bro.

[Anonymous No.57890449]

>>57890414
>literally wearing Donald Trump's suit
UwU You think Trump is naked, right now?
>>57890432
>The stock market only goes up.
Ultimately, this is the truth.

[Anonymous No.57890458]

>>57890393
SOXL could unironically be at 70 in a week or two, I wouldn't gamble on that

[Anonymous No.57890459]

My NYCB not lookin too good.

[Anonymous No.57890470]

How many of you have used Soundhound's ai chatbot? its shit
Soundhound itself is an inferior product to apple's Shazam and Google's contentID AND an LLM can literally be chatted with a few good prompts and a mic to identify songs as long as their is a database to match the songs to

[Anonymous No.57890487]

>>57890393
I sold some CCs that are currently getting a mighty beheeming

[Anonymous No.57890490]

>tfw sold half of (50k) TQQQ at 60 dollars at only 100% return and delevered to QQQ
>Market now will continue to go up forever and I lose the potential x3 gains from half my networth
>picrel
>>57890420
Fuck emiru is beautiful af.

[Anonymous No.57890493]

>>57890470
it's the first pets.com of the ai era.

[Anonymous No.57890495]

We're all gonna make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.57890496]

>>57890418
I'm already getting 5% from my brokerage on the cash. No point in locking it up in an ETF for a couple tenths

[Anonymous No.57890498]

I bought a bag of AEVA and things are starting to look comfy. Their website is attractive and liDAR has strong potential usage for self driving vehicles.

[Anonymous No.57890502]

>>57890420
>How can you fail this bad? HOW?
Probably a bunch of boomers decided this that literally have no idea what VR is other than trying it for 5 seconds. They probably thought if they make it for work there is even more money because companies have more money. Thinking it's something a xerox machine.

[Anonymous No.57890504]

>Everybody is against BASEL
>When banks suddenly crash they cry

[Anonymous No.57890516]

>>57890363
Kek sidelined faggot.

[Anonymous No.57890531]

>>57890439
picrel


How much nycb should we buy ?

[Anonymous No.57890532]

>Powell
>core is 2,8%
He literally mixed core with PCE core (which is cheating)

[Anonymous No.57890542]

>>57890160
I’m not there yet, but people should realize that buying just 100 shares in SQQQ will make you a millionaire when the 2nd Great Recession comes.

[Anonymous No.57890548]

>>57890390
Was thinking about buying a few lotto ticket options with them. What you think anon?

Also, where the hell is NVDA's top Jesus Christ this is unreal.

[Anonymous No.57890551]

Got a spare $100 to throw around, what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.57890552]

>>57889841
At least with vinyl, we can listen to music when the solar flare hits.
I'm thinking of recording my old videogame remix CDs for just that purpose.

[Anonymous No.57890559]

>>57890458
>>57890487
I bought back the calls I sold and I want some joocy premiums

[Anonymous No.57890562]

>>57890542
My nigger in christ, who is going to buy? I dont think you realise that if literally everything crashes, so will your shitty short etf. Line cant go up if no one is buying.

[Anonymous No.57890565]

Again Powell is wrong. EU has lower inflation, especially core. (3,3 EU vs 3,8 US). But EU numbers are fucked because of yoy effect Or he knows EU numbers are fucked and that his 3,8% is actually lower than that skewed 3,3% of EU.

[Anonymous No.57890567]

>>57890548
>NVDA
>top

kek there is no top because fiat has no bottom

[Anonymous No.57890582]

>>57890495
even bobos?

[Anonymous No.57890587]

>>57890562
They are called INVERSE ETFs for a reason. Market crashes, line goes parabolic. It’s literally why it was made.

[Anonymous No.57890595]

shill me your sub $5 meme stock

[Anonymous No.57890597]

>>57890582
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive, I will survive (hey, hey)

[Anonymous No.57890598]

>>57890548
Guessing 1346.7x according to my fibs. Could just pull back to921 and take offagain though.

[Anonymous No.57890601]

>>57890587
I just told you, its not going to go up if no one is buying. It doesnt matter if it goes to $10,000 a share, if theres no liquidity, YOU CANNOT GET MONEY

[Anonymous No.57890605]

I don't know what to buy - everything is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.57890615]

I CANT STOP WINNING WITH JOE.

[Anonymous No.57890622]

>>57890605
everything is cheap
your dollar is just becoming more worthless every hour, how are you not fully invested yet?

what is so hard to understand about this?

[Anonymous No.57890623]

these politicians are really doing a great job reassuring the market by making powell look smart in comparison

[Anonymous No.57890625]

>>57890605
I know that feel bro

[Anonymous No.57890628]

The fuck is wrong with apple? Buy or forget about it?

[Anonymous No.57890630]

>>57890601
stop

[Anonymous No.57890633]

>>57890605
I'm in the exact same boat...

[Anonymous No.57890635]

>>57890601
>we made an ETF that does well during bear markets
>NUH UH NO YOU DIDN’T. DON’T LOOK AT WHAT SQQQ DID IN 2010
Retard

[Anonymous No.57890637]

>>57890595
Here's a few AI stocks you can gamble on
BBAI
MRAI
CXAI
POAI
You can tell they're winners because they have AI in the tickers

[Anonymous No.57890641]

>>57890630
I dont think hes trolling I think hes just retarded

[Anonymous No.57890652]

>>57890552
The likelhood of a carrington event is fairly high right now. Lower solar output on average on this cycle, but that means more acute strong events. Kinda like hurricanes when you have a very boring season until The Big One hits. You can make a faraday cage with the old fashion metal trash cans and caulk

[Anonymous No.57890653]

>Grandpa, why didn’t you buy NVDA in the early twenties? We could have been in the elite class living in the safe bubble above it all instead of living in the pollution and crime riddled undercity like we do now!

How do you respond?


How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.57890660]

>>57890635
Holy shit. Do you not know what a split is?

[Anonymous No.57890667]

>>57889592
Nvidia's YoY profit growth is 700%, anon, and it's likely to keep rising for the next few years. They can't even keep up with demand.

[Anonymous No.57890672]

>>57890653
I bought SOXS

[Anonymous No.57890686]

>>57890653
>grandpa
you mean... grandson esl jeet?

[Anonymous No.57890688]

>>57890551
divide into NYCB and Kodak and hold out hope

[Anonymous No.57890696]

>>57890653
>opens bag with my nvidia shares
Grandson, I saved it for you.

[Anonymous No.57890700]

>>57890605
I'm buying AVES and AVUV.

[Anonymous No.57890707]

>>57890667
>Nvidia's YoY profit growth is 700%
True... but we are moving past mag 7 to United NVDA of NVDA

[Anonymous No.57890709]

>>57890605
SPY calls

[Anonymous No.57890713]

>>57890686
Retard.

[Anonymous No.57890714]

>>57890686
He is the grandpa. He's speaking of himself in third person.

[Anonymous No.57890718]

>>57889841
Could Kodak be a meme stock?

[Anonymous No.57890721]

this is the strongest bull market in 20 years
imagine not doubling your portfolio every year lmao, I'm up $70,000 in 2 months

[Anonymous No.57890735]

>>57890652
I wish anon

[Anonymous No.57890758]

SOXL is fkn crazy rn

[Anonymous No.57890765]

Pretty much every institutional investor is expecting or already expected a crash. They too however are sinking their teeth into tech stocks but admit that they are way too overpriced and that 30~40% of the economy resting on 7 companies is unsustainable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57890774]

hello I am buying more TSM than I can afford to lose because I expect to at least 2x it in the next few months

[Anonymous No.57890775]

>>57890667
>it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market it’s not a YOLO market

[Anonymous No.57890778]

>this question
OBVIOUSLY BAITING A PUMP

[Anonymous No.57890779]

>>57890660
nigga to be fair, its not like line charts have marks to show that a split happened. People cant just remember them all and new people come in who didnt experience it

[Anonymous No.57890785]

Uh guys, why did the COO of LMT sell all 2.8 mil dollars worth of his stock in the company? What does he know? Am in fucked?

[Anonymous No.57890792]

>>57890765
Pump it. Higher, for longer. I also found out that the farmer protests in EU are due to US petrodollar policy, lmao.

[Anonymous No.57890797]

>News of edible weight loss pill
>KR: +8.4%

[Anonymous No.57890800]

>>57890041
https://macro-ops.com/richard-dennis-turtle-trading-strategy-explained/

[Anonymous No.57890806]

>>57890765
It's not unsustainable since our economy is entirely reliant on tech

[Anonymous No.57890808]

>>57890785
>COO of LMT
wait until you find out what the real players and wealthy elites have been selling...

[Anonymous No.57890812]

>>57890806
How much AI do you use on a day by day basis?

[Anonymous No.57890819]

>>57890778
These corrupt frauds are basically just asking Powell how to get rich
It’s disgusting

[Anonymous No.57890823]

>>57890774
The Intelligent Investor

[Anonymous No.57890826]

Alright I was on a work call. What did I miss?

[Anonymous No.57890824]

>>57890812
i dont even work anymore, i do all of my correspondence through GPT.

[Anonymous No.57890828]

>>57890779
Buddy, i know berkshire hathaway is hundreds of thousands per share, but how can you lack such common sense to honestly believe that the ticker youre looking at was actually over 100k, and is now 15 bucks, and if that were true, you would actually think this is a ticker worth investing in now? Its asinine. That dude needs to stop investing immediately and do some research.

[Anonymous No.57890831]

>>57890785
He just does that. Same as last March: https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/936468.htm

[Anonymous No.57890836]

Its gotta be time to drop 4k in AAPL weeklies but when...

[Anonymous No.57890837]

>>57890826
Bobo seething as always.

[Anonymous No.57890840]

>>57890667
>and it's likely to keep rising for the next few years
This is where you're wrong. Nvidia is a great company, but they can't keep growing like this. The big players already have their chips.

[Anonymous No.57890841]

>>57890826
Same as everyday

AI
>AI
AI
>AI
AI
>AI
AI
>AI

[Anonymous No.57890845]

You saved your new video for your Grandkids right?

[Anonymous No.57890859]

>>57890828
It was, you dumbass

[Anonymous No.57890864]

>>57890812
Irrelevant. Once something has deemed to be important it therefore is. This is the AI rally, NVDA is handing out free money right now, stop trying to rationalize everything.

[Anonymous No.57890866]

>>57890812
Every day, I'm always talking to Chat GPT. Kids pretty much entirely rely on it

[Anonymous No.57890873]

>NVDA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57890877]

ever watch the 5m sticks on spy go slowly down for 10 minutes and then PSYCHE and a bullish engulfing candle squeezes the price up and then back to edging for 15 minutes?

[Anonymous No.57890881]

>>57890775
Literally doombull.

[Anonymous No.57890886]

>>57890845
>pixel art
NVDA confirmed tranny stock

[Anonymous No.57890885]

>>57890866
I would bet most university papers are written by chatgpt at this point. Or at least used as an assistant.

[Anonymous No.57890884]

[Anonymous No.57890887]

>>57890866
>Kids pretty much entirely rely on it
path of least resistance

[Anonymous No.57890888]

another woman CUNT talking

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890900]

>>57890877
My favorite time to watch it is right as one of F.E.& D's releases are coming across the tape.

[Anonymous No.57890903]

>>57890888
we hate women because they don't want to have sex with us

[Anonymous No.57890904]

>>57890884
Thanks Cathie, buying calls.

[Anonymous No.57890911]

>>57890877
It's been doing that for years. JPOW gently pumping every day.

[Anonymous No.57890914]

>>57890841

[Anonymous No.57890915]

>>57890774
Me too man

[Anonymous No.57890921]

MAG NVDA

[Anonymous No.57890922]

>>57890667
> and it's likely to keep rising for the next few years
bullshit
this is all "datacenter" from some big companies

[Anonymous No.57890925]

>>57887332
>He doesn't load up on European Defense ETFs like NATO or DEFN despite 100 billion proposal

[Anonymous No.57890928]

>>57890888
Incel moment

[Anonymous No.57890930]

>>57890884
Cathie invests in Roku lol

[Anonymous No.57890934]

Ill make this easy for you idiots.

Literacy rates are like 60% and rising... you think that demographic will be dependent or independent from AI? It is going no where only more and more.

[Anonymous No.57890940]

Anyone know how in Fidelity ATP I an quickly get the % change in a stock over a period of time, like a month or a year? Either on a chart or just... as a number?

[Anonymous No.57890944]

>>57890859
No buddy. That price is factoring in reverse splits. Were you even alive in 2010?

[Anonymous No.57890953]

>>57890886
Its an AI pic powered by Nvdia, retard

[Anonymous No.57890955]

TSM 200 eoy

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57890957]

>>57890921
WTF??? Why is $COST in the discount stores section? I thought they were luxury goods?

[Anonymous No.57890958]

>>57890884
how does this woman still have a...never mind I think I figured it out.

[Anonymous No.57890960]

GET HIM, WARREN

[Anonymous No.57890963]

>>57890953
>AI art
Tranny confirmed

[Anonymous No.57890964]

Warren is SUCH a fucking cunt holy shit

[Anonymous No.57890977]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-6EFBlybD8

[Anonymous No.57890978]

>>57890957
Costco is literally a discount store. Its market is “diverse” cities where the middle class will eat the subscription fee to keep coloured folx out. My town is still white so I can shop at walmart instead.

[Anonymous No.57890991]

>>57890963

[Anonymous No.57891039]

New Video is gonna crash! i SWEAR LOL

[Anonymous No.57891051]

>>57890977
Make videogames and computers only for richfags again.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57891053]

>>57890978
So the membership fee keeps the coloured folx out, and they also check the receipts when you leave. I bet this practice along with the nature of their bulk products results in having a very low rate of shrinkage. Like where are you going to hide a 36 pack of soda on your person when you're walking out? Check Mate!

[Anonymous No.57891056]

>That's very short, fuck you (?)
lol he sad thank you, but it sounded like fuck you

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57891067]

>>57890978
>>57891053
If you want to steal something from Cost Co. just buy the hot dog or a pre-cooked chicken. Those loss leaders are there for the taking.

[Anonymous No.57891072]

FETTERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57891078]

>>57891039
I mean....when it hits 1350 we might crash back down the 1275 before hitting 1800 EOY.

[Anonymous No.57891093]

>>57891051
>10 MB
I have 2D whores on my hdd that are larger than that

[Anonymous No.57891094]

>>57891039
Its a bubble you idiots!

[Anonymous No.57891096]

>>57890800
>open random link
>having a good time
>see this
What the fuck brandtbros they won't stop misusing that quote

[Anonymous No.57891103]

>>57891051
I'd prefer if they were more time/electricity intensive so only shut-in and degens used them. Everyone else can stick to their phones.

[Anonymous No.57891121]

I’m baking but was just hit with the “wait 300 seconds” bullshit

[Anonymous No.57891122]

>>57891093
That's how it was back in the day. You'd need 4 of those to handle just one photo from what my camera shits out.

[Anonymous No.57891126]

>>57891096
What's the orginal context?

[Anonymous No.57891130]

SOXL BROS WFMI https://youtu.be/ZkW-K5RQdzo?si=PLlXwJcStvZEmcQO

[Anonymous No.57891146]

>>57891126
I don't know. Not even sure who Peter is. Just doing a heckin fun
I'd assume the end of quote is something like 'as long as you learn from it'

[Anonymous No.57891148]

puts for bidens state of the onion tonight?

[Anonymous No.57891155]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.57891160]

>>57891093
.. post some?

[Anonymous No.57891165]

SOUN is on a run this morning. Over $6 again

[Anonymous No.57891171]

Are we buying the Victoria's secret dump?

[Anonymous No.57891173]

>>57891148
more like campaign speech

[Anonymous No.57891182]

new
>>57891177
>>57891177
>>57891177

[Anonymous No.57891187]

>>57891165
>>57890972
here to shill or contribute to discourse?

[Anonymous No.57891189]

>anon recommends EVA
>Wood Pellet Maker Enviva Prepares to File for Bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.57891201]

>>57891185
>>57891185
>>57891185
Baked

[Anonymous No.57891268]

>>57891182
>>57891201
Which

[Anonymous No.57891435]

What the hell?

[Anonymous No.57891961]

>>57890016
We will see during earnings.