/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57882971]

Black Hole Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57880026

[Anonymous No.57882981]

>this thread again
how many more years of this am I gonna have to endure. half of /biz/ is pathetic bagholders generals

[Anonymous No.57882998]

>>57882961
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57882999]

>>57882981
>Bagholders
NYCB investor here

[Anonymous No.57883018]

>>57882971
Read it ors get what they deserve, those glycine max faggots are retarded.

[Anonymous No.57883029]

More like COCK market general? MIRITE LOL

[Anonymous No.57883030]

>>57882971
Do game baggers at least buy their games thru gamestop?

[Anonymous No.57883033]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57883034]

>>57882998
if you have to ask..

[Anonymous No.57883044]

>>57883033
Futures arent real

[Anonymous No.57883046]

>>57882998
a gaming console is anti investment. Cash should only be used for food, prostitutes, and investments.

[Anonymous No.57883055]

>>57882998
So what, like 700 dollars? Scalp 0dte spy puts. Can easily double your money. Bear daily trends are super easy to spot on SPY. 700 is one wagies paycheck. If you buy a ps5 you will waste so much of your time

[Anonymous No.57883061]

I saved nearly all of the knight Pepe and elven gfs pics. Good shit, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.57883062]

>>57883033
iron 140$ soon..

[Anonymous No.57883076]

>>57883033
at least you can't be crippled twice

[Anonymous No.57883101]

>>57883046
>look, Its the oldfag obsessed with adderal , redbull, and hookers

[Anonymous No.57883176]

kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.57883179]

Is that a no?

[Anonymous No.57883202]

[Anonymous No.57883211]

The AI demons spawned some random thing in his shoui

[Anonymous No.57883239]

>>57883034
>>57883046
>>57883055
Ugh, you're right, bros..

[Anonymous No.57883263]

>>57883211
Why do you keep posting these? No one wants to see them. They aren't funny or clever or on-topic.

[Anonymous No.57883295]

>>57882971
I cant find my phone, not that anyone will text me anyways

[Anonymous No.57883309]

>>57883295
check your fridge. maybe try making friends
I know its really hard because we really only make friends when we are sitting next to each other is school

[Anonymous No.57883317]

It is my genuine hope that everyone in these threads makes crazy gains and ends the year at least 100% up. Love you all.

[Anonymous No.57883329]

SIGA earnings call next Tuesday

[Anonymous No.57883334]

>>57883309
it was on my bed, and only one text from a shitposting grouptext with old friends, we mostly make fun of the people we were friends with in high school that turned out to be total scrubs

[Anonymous No.57883337]

>>57882971
they could be writing so many calls, yet they do not

[Anonymous No.57883340]

>>57883334
What are their names?

[Anonymous No.57883345]

what about LLAP

[Anonymous No.57883348]

your puts?

[Anonymous No.57883349]

>>57883329
any gaypox news?

[Anonymous No.57883351]

>>57883317
That won't be me but that is OK. I am the one expected in the wreckage.

[Anonymous No.57883355]

>>57883329
if you are going to shill a ticker, tripcode so we can call you out as a faggot later

[Anonymous No.57883363]

>>57883329
Will they be bright?
Do you need your pride shades?

[Anonymous No.57883371]

>>57883329
>we are targeting the delivery of approximately $113 million of oral TPOXX to the stockpile in the fourth quarter. Additionally, in the fourth quarter, we are targeting $15 million - $18 million of international deliveries of oral TPOXX, as well as the delivery of approximately $5 million of oral TPOXX to the U.S. Department of Defense and deliveries of up to $15 million of IV TPOXX to the strategic national stockpile
March $5 call options are basically free money

[Anonymous No.57883374]

>>57883348
BBAI

[Anonymous No.57883399]

>>57883371
I'll try to free up capital for it

[Anonymous No.57883413]

>>57883337
Should I write calls on my AAPL and TSLA bags? Writing calls with the stocks down could come back to heem me

[Anonymous No.57883448]

>>57883413
if you think they're going down more write calls. once it hits support write puts.

[Anonymous No.57883465]

>>57883448
then you'll have a straddle range where you like it.

[Anonymous No.57883480]

>>57883448
>Writing calls on the dips
BAD idea. Once those calls get shorted that will signal the Bog's ghosts to giga pump the market. I sold demon Nancy her MU calls as it kept going down. I managed to get out of those shares in the green without gifting her the discounted calls but it was miserable the whole time.

[Anonymous No.57883510]

>PacWest Hooks $1.4B Lifeline After Losing 20% of Deposits
>Shares have dropped 65 percent in two weeks after customers pull $6.8 billion

>By Greg Cornfield March 23, 2023 2:25 pm

>PacWest Bank’s stock value was down 10 percent midday Thursday — despite announcing it secured $1.4 billion in cash the day before — after watching customers take back a fifth of its total deposits this year.

>The Beverly Hills, Calif.-based lender said Wednesday that Apollo Global Management (APO)’s Atlas SP Partners provided the 10-figure cash proceeds through a senior asset-backed financing facility. The move was aimed at establishing stability after a spike of $6.8 billion in customer withdrawals at PacWest, equal to 20 percent of its total, just since the start of 2023.

>"In light of the current volatility in the market and depressed market prices for regional bank stocks, as well as the availability of other options to enhance capital, the company determined it would not be prudent to move forward with a transaction at this time,” the lender said in a statement regarding its push to raise funds through a sale.

>PacWest has been engulfed in worry and speculation over dreaded bank runs since the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank (SIVBQ) and Signature Bank (SBNY) this month. Like those banks, PacWest is exposed to tech startup and venture capital industries, and its shares have dropped about 65 percent over the past two weeks.

>“As we look ahead, we have continued confidence in the strength of PacWest and are encouraged by the stability we have seen in our deposits and liquidity over the past week,” Paul W. Taylor, Pacific Western Bank president and CEO, said in a statement. “Additionally, we continue to be encouraged by the clear message from government officials, regulatory agencies and industry leaders, including Secretary [Janet] Yellen’s recent remarks regarding the protection of smaller bank depositors.”

[Anonymous No.57883532]

>First Republic Gets $30 Billion Lifeline from JPMorgan, Citi, Bank of America, Wells Fargo

>By Mrinalini Krishna
>Published March 16, 2023

>First Republic Bank (FRC) got a $30 billion lifeline from some of the nation's biggest lenders, including JPMorgan (JPM), Citigroup (C) and Bank of America (BAC), and Wells Fargo (WFC), each of which poured in $5 billion each.1

>Goldman Sachs (GS) and Morgan Stanley (MS) provided $2.5 billion each, while BNY Mellon (BK), PNC Bank (PNC), and State Street Corp. (STT) put in a billion dollars each.

>"Together, we are deploying our financial strength and liquidity into the larger system, where it is needed the most. Smaller- and medium-sized banks support their local customers and businesses, create millions of jobs and help uplift communities. America’s larger banks stand united with all banks to support our economy and all of those around us," the banks said in a group statement.

>First Republic needed other banks to come to its rescue because it probably couldn't have benefited much from the Federal Reserve's new Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP). Unlike Silicon Valley Bank (SVB), First Republic didn't hold enough eligible securities that it could pledge to meaningfully borrow funds under the Fed's program.

>The failure of SVB and Signature Bank sparked worries about First Republic, whose shares lost almost a third of their value on Thursday before recovering some of those losses on speculation of a bailout.

[Anonymous No.57883545]

>Credit Suisse shares soar after the bank secures a $54 billion lifeline
>Updated March 16, 202310:21 AM ET

>By Willem Marx

> The company logo is seen at the global headquarters of Swiss bank Credit Suisse in Zurich, Switzerland.
> Arnd Wiegmann/Getty Images

>Shares of Credit Suisse jumped Thursday after saying it would borrow up to $54 billion from Switzerland's central bank, an emergency step intended to prop up investor confidence in the troubled European bank.

>Credit Suisse shares had plunged on Wednesday, prompting stock markets to fall in the U.S. and around the world, amid rising concerns about the stability of the global banking system after U.S. regulators were forced to rescue Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank on Sunday.

>The lender also recently acknowledged there had been potential problems with the way it reported its financial position as recently as last year, and its shares then plunged on Wednesday after the chairman of its biggest shareholder, Saudi National Bank, said it would not increase its nearly 10% investment.

>But Credit Suisse found a reprieve for now after saying late on Wednesday it would borrow up to 50 billion Swiss francs, or about $54 billion, from the Swiss National Bank after the central bank had earlier said it was willing to provide support if required.

>Shares of the Swiss lender rose more than 20% in European trading.

[Anonymous No.57883570]

>>57883465
Yea but do I really want to do a covered short strangle? That could be an ok way to realize some gains while I'm bagholding an unrealized loss on the long shares. I just don't like the idea of buying shares via writing puts. Could be a way to average down my cost basis but it could heem me even more on a giga dump

[Anonymous No.57883634]

>>57883510
>March 23, 2023
>>57883532
>March 16, 2023
>>57883545
>March 16, 2023

[Anonymous No.57883680]

Say the migrant crises in NYC leads to permanent destruction to property either because of crowd madness or 3rd worlders shitting on the floors of their office to asylum housing
The insurance payouts would come through. Is the migrant crises in NYC orchestrated?
Would the insurance payouts for banks that

[Anonymous No.57883692]

>>57883634
All three of those banks collapsed shortly after taking "rescue packages" exactly like the one NYCB took day.

[Anonymous No.57883698]

>>57883480
he already has the stocks. he just wins if it goes back up. but if you're worried about upside.

sell the straddle and buy an insurance call at the expected move.

[Anonymous No.57883702]

>>57883692
*today

[Anonymous No.57883707]

Nasdaq making the bullish tits and handle position.

[Anonymous No.57883717]

Nvidia will unironically hit 900 bucks and then NYCB will cause it to invert 30%.

[Anonymous No.57883727]

>>57883570
you wait till you think theres support before you write. only about 7 days are big up days a year and 3-4 down. the rest is <1std dev crabs.

[Anonymous No.57883739]

>>57883692
It might be some classic 2001 style insurance fraud but with a whole lot of migrants

[Anonymous No.57883747]

>>57883727
if you're worried about the giga pump/dump just always have a set of 2 delta calls and puts on.

[Anonymous No.57883755]

>>57882999
god you fucking faggots can't even clean up your ai images.

[Anonymous No.57883757]

any thoughts on just holding stuff like LUNR or RKLB long term? they're cheap as shit as space will be profitable, at some point anyway

[Anonymous No.57883766]

>>57883739
i heard it was a mob bank.
from the narrative pushed. the flagstar guys took over and kicked the tires but someone forgot to check the oil. they clearly bought a lemon.

[Anonymous No.57883796]

I don't even know what NYCB is.

[Anonymous No.57883804]

Well got a new round of cfds going, anyone wanna bet/laugh at the outcome?

[Anonymous No.57883808]

>>57883796
>is
was might be a better thing to say

[Anonymous No.57883824]

>>57883796
a bank with insured assets and 'assets' includes commercial and rent controlled real estate

[Anonymous No.57883825]

>>57883211
Don't worry man I've been enjoying them

[Anonymous No.57883834]

>>57883796
bank that had absorbed the carcass of another bank that died last year
>>57883510
>>57883532
>>57883545
>>57883692
hope my yukari yakumo fumo arrives before shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.57883840]

>>57883825

[Anonymous No.57883847]

>>57883834
based fumo enjoyer, I'm waiting for my Cirno and Koishi fumo

[Anonymous No.57883855]

>>57883824
Those can exist WITHOUT a NYCB stock to trade, anon...

[Anonymous No.57883857]

>>57883796
Regional Bank. Either goes to $0 or gets saved and makes a recovery like WAL

[Anonymous No.57883875]

>>57883847
>koishi and cirno
ooo nice, my cirno preorder opens up in april.

[Anonymous No.57883884]

>>57883855
>when you have to be the bastard to buy trash assets because if you don't, no one else will
NYCB is in this position because it bought SVB's garbage last year.

[Anonymous No.57883886]

>>57883766
You do realize the jewish mafia is very real, and its more powerful than any crime syndicate in earth right?

[Anonymous No.57883891]

>>57883857
Did anyone trade RVSN?

[Anonymous No.57883939]

ENLV, p1 looks bullish for mitigation at the very least. p2 topline data in April, the CEO and a Chairman have previous ties with PFE, their drug is already patented.

its got the workings to be immense, but like all biomemes it could crush the souls of all investors. my average is 1.8s but i am not scalping, i might take profit if it hits 4 dollars just to cover entry and buy a call option or 2

[Anonymous No.57883946]

>>57883886
I think they'd certainly like you to think that. but power and amorality are different things. moreso they have cooperation. but the fact is they're the worlds smallest minority about to go extinct.

[Anonymous No.57883985]

>>57883946
I’m not talking about jews in general. I’m talking about the jewish mafia. You probably think of italians when you think of the mafia. That was the work of hollywood. The jewish mafia is the reason the NFA was passed. They infested New York and Chicago. There historic base was Oddesa Ukraine. The jewish mafia has existed for over a thousand years

[Anonymous No.57884023]

>>57883076
yes, you can

[Anonymous No.57884035]

>>57883985
they're not a good bunch. but what powers do they have? what do they control?

[Anonymous No.57884062]

>>57884035
Money, black mail, powerful connections. the usual

[Anonymous No.57884067]

>>57884062
fairly minor compulsion then. mostly fear of pain and loss.

[Anonymous No.57884089]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57884092]

>>57884067
Black mail includes breaking your knee caps or killing your family members like they did to Michael Jordan’s father

[Anonymous No.57884112]

>>57883804
Can't wait until I'm good at this

[Anonymous No.57884114]

>>57884092
I heard Jonah Hill whispered into Kanyo's ear that if he kept naming the jews, they'd kill him and that's why Ye chilled after that

[Anonymous No.57884130]

>>57884114
Happens every day. They did it to michael jackson after he named them in a song.

[Anonymous No.57884137]

>he thought the dumping was anywhere even close to over

[Anonymous No.57884157]

>>57884092
I wonder if thats why kanye got the platinum grill. they pulled all his teeth.
either way have allies and assets. they'll find an easier target

[Anonymous No.57884162]

>>57884130
its not like the masses don't already know it or anything

[Anonymous No.57884194]

Showdown on The Energy Never Dies by The Black Eyed Peas
I figure these lyrics got them in trouble

[Anonymous No.57884202]

>>57884162
>
I want a Costco hod dog

[Anonymous No.57884218]

>>57884202
still a buck fifty!
I know a lot of yall are gambling with calls
I hate after market earning. Rip the bandaid off in the morning

[Anonymous No.57884274]

What if I did reverse covered strangles on biotech and used far out of the money calls to cap my losses on the rare 2000% skyrocket?

[Anonymous No.57884285]

>>57884274
speed running to the poor house

[Anonymous No.57884300]

>>57884274
Are you willing to become completely bankrupt and potentially kill yourself if it doesnt just so you can have a shot at winning a jackpot?
Seems like russian roulette with a single shot.

[Anonymous No.57884301]

>futures
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4

[Anonymous No.57884303]

Anyone else like PXLW?

[Anonymous No.57884323]

>>57883824
insured assets? retard
you mean insured deposits which are liabilities
there are no insured assets

[Anonymous No.57884337]

i havent been here all week have they still been copying the gme pasta with bbig

earnings tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57884343]

it gets better :)

[Anonymous No.57884350]

>>57884303
Huge tits like that suck, they just feel like overfilled water balloons with a semi hard spot glued to one end, no firmness or anything and you can barely get a handful.

[Anonymous No.57884360]

>>57884350
>gay

[Anonymous No.57884387]

Nvidia 900 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57884400]

So what's the final prognosis on NYCB? That was some serious bullshit trading today

>>57883825
Thanks, a true afficionado

[Anonymous No.57884402]

>>57884350
>>57884360
i don't even like big tits and even i can see that's a gay take

[Anonymous No.57884409]

>>57884350
Crazy person

[Anonymous No.57884411]

>>57883033
i-is he okay?

[Anonymous No.57884445]

COST 800 tomorrow…

[Anonymous No.57884460]

>>57884350
of all the negative things you could say about this ugly ass future fatty you choose the one good thing she has going to hate on

[Anonymous No.57884479]

>>57884445
Dude I'd believe it. One of my bigger regrets the past few weeks is not getting calls. I knew it was a smart, safe choice, but one call was more than half my options acct at the time

[Anonymous No.57884486]

>>57884300
>>57884285
You just gotta cook the books right

[Anonymous No.57884517]

>>57883825
this popped up randomly

[Anonymous No.57884536]

>>57884460
her lips being uneven bother me. (the lips up top)

[Anonymous No.57884551]

guess the company

[Anonymous No.57884564]

>>57884551
Deere and Co!

[Anonymous No.57884568]

I mean I wouldn't say I'm PRO-semitic...

[Anonymous No.57884582]

>>57884564
here's deere and co. >>57884551 regarded as one of the greatest companies in the world. hint warren buffet often meets with the board of directors for recommendations on what they should do to benefit shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57884607]

>>57884582
My sisters went into one of those weird girl moments where they had to buy john deere green hats a few years ago.
I will never understand the human desire to brand themselves like cattle with their clothes and electronics.

[Anonymous No.57884632]

>>57884551
soxl obviously

[Anonymous No.57884651]

>>57884400
Always do the opposite of what Rocker says. He looks like porky pig and sleeps on the floor.

[Anonymous No.57884672]

>>57884651
>do the opposite of what Rocker says
how do those $SNAP bags feel?

[Anonymous No.57884673]

>>57884582
>down 11% in the past 6 months

[Anonymous No.57884688]

>>57884672
I wouldn't touch that company with YOUR dick. Was he also shilling it?

[Anonymous No.57884700]

>>57884632
see
>>57880757

[Anonymous No.57884736]

>>57884673
i only buy apple i have yet to find a company this good. it amazes me that it is how and warren buffet activistly meets with the board of directors.

"price is what you pay, value is what you get" i would pay any premium in the world for this company. i look at it like why would you even hold any other stock?

look at pic related the shares in 2023 apple bought back $73,000,000 worth of shares. look at the share dilution and the EPS. you can go into the cashflow statement and see net issuance of stock companies raise equity and dilute the share apple just continually buys them back. i am amazed at this company i have yet to see anything like it from financial statements alone and if you get off on financials like i do you wont find anything better. i assure you.

now lets look at the products iphones are the defacto smart phone idc what anyone says. upper middle class can't get enough of them including the macbooks. they are the superior product. apple scrapped the ev project which really made me as a shareholder kind of disappointed but i think it was in the best interest of the company. that is a money sink.

[Anonymous No.57884771]

I hate fat women.

[Anonymous No.57884773]

>>57884700
i am a zealot.
nothing will change my mind.
not even reality.

[Anonymous No.57884774]

>>57884736
>they are the superior product.
and somehow also the inferior product? as income goes down people still have iphones and airpods

[Anonymous No.57884804]

>>57884774
right income doesn't matter to the price of apple products because most retailers finance apple products to people. nobody spends 2k upfront for the newest iphone or vision. they are tied in with their service payments.

if you go on a college campus that is for the uppermiddle class every student has the newest macbook it would actually be slightly embarrassing to be on campus without one. i don't personally use apple products atm but as an investor their moat is substantial coupled with the financial statements. i just can't put my money anywhere eles.

[Anonymous No.57884820]

>markets

https://youtu.be/A4BUf9ZCgnA?si=tOoCYNTZscuSmYAw

Home Depot wagie here, and I can confirm that customers are getting more tapped out and they are PISSED. Also finally went on a date with a cute bottom heavy Mexican girl yesterday. I used my gains from smg investing and treated her to Texas Roadhouse. Her ass took up more than 2 seats and she got so full that her belly was stuck in between the bench and table, it was hot.

[Anonymous No.57884836]

>>57884804
>if you go on a college campus
on an unrelated note, I've noticed white girls not taking their stanleys with them anymore and instead choosing to use the owala water bottles

[Anonymous No.57884840]

>Americans won't be able to order free COVID tests from the U.S. government again after Friday, per Axios

Bearish for medical stocks? Why the sudden change?

[Anonymous No.57884843]

>>57884350
God this has to be the worst take in this thread.

[Anonymous No.57884854]

>houtis killed some ship crew members

extremely bullish for my tanker portfolio

[Anonymous No.57884865]

>>57883796
Holy fuck this is child abuse from da ebil orange man, ban him from being president and arrest him.

[Anonymous No.57884879]

>>57884820
>I was the fat girl

[Anonymous No.57884882]

>>57884820
breed her

[Anonymous No.57884903]

>>57884882
kek She actually did mention that she likes kids and wants her own family someday. I might consider it when I save enough money.

[Anonymous No.57884912]

Ok Smiggers, my last contribution this evening. GN to all, even the naysayers.

[Anonymous No.57884917]

>>57884903
get her to cook you a meal, and maybe you might end up passing on your genes

[Anonymous No.57884923]

>>57884903
Just get her pregnant and ghost her instead and move.

[Anonymous No.57884924]

>>57884903
as an employee at HD do you get share purchases at a discount? if so max that shit out its a good company.

[Anonymous No.57884968]

>>57884843
I agree with him but for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.57884969]

>>57884924
I want to buy some shares, but man they seem to be really expensive even with the discount...

[Anonymous No.57884983]

>>57884820
That was the nurse right? Well done

[Anonymous No.57884999]

>>57884983
It is, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.57885000]

>>57884969
>>57884924
>tfw WMT wagie
>they match 15% up to $1800 (of your money) per year via payroll deductions
>all it takes is $75 per paycheck to max it out and it's a free $270 per year
It's boring but it's treated me well. I write 20-25 delta CCs on it, enjoy a small dividend, buybacks, and we just had a split. I have 300 shares now, which makes adjusting my risk for the CCs a bit easier.

[Anonymous No.57885015]

Anybody else bout to bust? Let's go.

[Anonymous No.57885025]

>>57884969
listen to mr. buffet "price is what you pay, value is what you get".

look at the margins anon cash from operating - PPE. they continually buy back shares. the company purchased $7,000,000 worth of shares in 2024 so the stock wasn't too expensive for them. they also are using a lot of that money to pay out a dividend. if i could get home depot at 15% discount i would be buying only that desu.

[Anonymous No.57885059]

>>57884840
Because everyone forgot about Covid, no one fucking cares because it's no longer a talking point to not elect Trump.

[Anonymous No.57885067]

>NYCB
LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57885075]

>>57885067
>fences

Huh? Why are they putting fences up over a small bank?

[Anonymous No.57885081]

>>57885075
>a small bank
All the banks.

[Anonymous No.57885104]

Someone shill me a high risk stock with the potential to double my money in the shortest amount of time. Also digits for a run on the banks and full financial collapse eminent.

[Anonymous No.57885126]

>>57883757
>LUNR
the stock is cheap. 1 share is trading less than a big mac. historically, anything less expensive than a big mac has been considered cheap. secondly, there is only one (1) moon. this is called scarcity.
the moon is completely virgin territory as far as exciting growth industries, such as lithium extraction, marijuana cultivation, cryptocurrency mining, and unique airbnbs. it is entirely possible that aliens tipped over their recent landing attempt. we could start a really wild onlyfans with the footage.
techinically, we could sell a lot of real estate on the moon. as long as we're the only ones that can get there, we can divide the moon into parcels and sell it over and over again the same way the jews did with florida.
you can probably smoke moon rocks, and if they aren't psychoactive we can grind them up and coat car rims with them.
end of the day, there's a lot of exciting opportunities on the moon, but ultimately the united states government is interested in diversifying it and opening interracial gay tolerance centers (all ages) before china turns it into a giant snake farm to stock their wet markets. just like the conquest of the americas, the conquest of the moon will be a war of cultures, and we need to see that freedom prevails.

[Anonymous No.57885127]

>>57885067
state of union tmrw.
no reason to watch it yourself because youll have to look at and hear biden

[Anonymous No.57885132]

I'll ask again: 90K in settled cash what are the hip trades people are making?

[Anonymous No.57885138]

>>57885126
>shrooms
>but he also knows about the aliens
:/

[Anonymous No.57885144]

Someone name a cheap stock I should buy a thousand shares of tomorrow for funzies

[Anonymous No.57885159]

>>57885144
hubg

[Anonymous No.57885160]

>>57885144
SPCE

[Anonymous No.57885161]

>>57885144
PLAB

[Anonymous No.57885169]

>>57885132
debtmaxx and life savings on tsm 4/19 calls

[Anonymous No.57885172]

>>57885132
Just buy 90k of COST

[Anonymous No.57885177]

>>57885144
OMQS

[Anonymous No.57885179]

>>57885160
>>57885126
why you guys always shill these space exploration stocks? that is a hurdle i won't bet on minus some sort of divine alien intervention. we are still stuck on this rock whether you like or not. when was the last time we even went to the moon? if we even did?

i mean how you confident enough to buy this shit?

[Anonymous No.57885193]

>>57885179
We'd have to get a human on the moon for the first time.

[Anonymous No.57885199]

>>57885179
I hold spce because I want there to be aliens so I have more things to fuck.

[Anonymous No.57885200]

>>57885172
I really need to stop being shaken out by stocks because the share price alone is high. I thought COST at 500 was a lot because the share price is high. Same with AZO when it was at 800. Price is meaningless on its own.

[Anonymous No.57885210]

>Germany January industrial orders -11.3% vs -6.0% m/m expected

All good guys, from here only upwards

[Anonymous No.57885213]

>>57885200
Yes? You have to consider market cap and how it compares with similar companies.
Also ATR is fantastic for determining your position size for risk management. Who cares if it costs $2000 for one share and costs your entire account? As long as you set appropriate stops to say, risk 2% of your account on 1.5x ATR worth of volatility on the stoploss you can trade forever

[Anonymous No.57885216]

>>57885200
the price is the premium to the present value of the company. if you find companies that are selling at cheap premiums the present value isn't that great, if you find companies that have a great present value then you have to pay a premium and accept a price retraction when it happens. in that case buy more.

[Anonymous No.57885220]

>>57885179
oh look, a dumb jealous bitch. brb, gonna go look at my investment. it's the big bright glowing thing up in the sky that controls your menstrual cycle. catch you later retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2CxNHI

[Anonymous No.57885221]

>>57884999
You mentioned her several days ago and I and a few other anons egged you on to ask her out. I just remember the details Glad it went well

[Anonymous No.57885222]

>>57885144
AQB, BHS, CNVS,

[Anonymous No.57885230]

>>57885210
wtf

[Anonymous No.57885236]

>>57885200
consider that the price to pay to invest into a profitable company instead of some pump and dump scam where they will just leave you holding their diluted bags for eternity

[Anonymous No.57885237]

>>57885200
also if i had 90,000 it would all go in brk. the reason is because you are not keeping any money on the side to get stocks cheap if the market goes parabolic and stocks tank. brk keeps a ton of cash on hand for this reason to buy stocks very cheaply. if you invest in them you benefit from their massive cash pile.

i look at brk as a hedge to dollar cost averaging and being 100% invested at all times.

[Anonymous No.57885246]

>>57885210
>Germany
>>57885230
no one cares.

[Anonymous No.57885265]

Hello? Yes I would like to speak to Tim Apple, please.

ANNOUNCE THE FUCKING AI ALREADY!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57885271]

>>57885246
Germany is the biggest economy in the EU

[Anonymous No.57885275]

>>57885144
>Anon, this is Sibanye-Stillwater. It's a PGM miner. It is one of the most undervalued companies in equities.
>Its defect is that the name sounds funny.
>Nobody in the big funds cares about it, because the name sounds funny. This gamble could be not just the best holding in EZA, but one of the most effective turnaround plays in all of our portfolio.
>This company's shares should earn $10 a year.
>We can get 'em for $4.50.

[Anonymous No.57885278]

>>57885246
>bro just have your economy contract 11% over 30 days it's no big deal

[Anonymous No.57885289]

What price should I roll my soxl ccs

[Anonymous No.57885295]

>>57885144
If you like bad ideas

[Anonymous No.57885304]

>>57885271
>in the EU
no one cares. they have no tech. the only tech company in eu was in britian and left.

[Anonymous No.57885311]

>>57885278
I don't but this serves Germany right for being such a cucked country. If you are german and still living in Germany then it's probably because you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.57885317]

>>57882971
>Broadcom is scheduled to publish its next quarterly earnings report on Thursday, March 7th, 2024.
>The company plans to hold an earnings conference call on the same day at 5:00 PM Eastern Time

Why do they release this shit after market hours are closed!?

https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/AVGO/earnings/

[Anonymous No.57885319]

>>57885144
I actually can't tell if her eyes are all fake. I mean not just makeup which women use and extraordinarily change their look, but it seems as if there even is plastic. It looks like wax. As if she has europanized her eyes. We know koreans love surgery. I'm pretty sure that is fake.

Anyways, asians are not my type.

[Anonymous No.57885321]

>>57885222
Mutant fish?

[Anonymous No.57885323]

>>57885304
Jeetshit ("tech") is a bubble, faggot.

[Anonymous No.57885339]

>>57882971
BTW, I made $45k in one day from GME back in Feb 2021 because I didn't use Robinhood. Feelsgoodman.

[Anonymous No.57885341]

>>57885311
I'm not german and I still live here and feel retarded. And I'm slightly doomed to it for the time being as my native language skills are a lot worse than my german. It sounds as if I was bad in both, but that's not the case as I've studied etc. So my german is pretty good, it's just that I focused on german as a kid and neglected my native language.

[Anonymous No.57885344]

>>57885221
Ah, I did didn't I? Appreciate the support anons!

[Anonymous No.57885346]

>>57885341
Dummkopf

[Anonymous No.57885353]

>>57885210
BRUH

How the fuck is Germany gonna recover? Its like watching Weimar happening again kek

[Anonymous No.57885355]

>>57885341
But chances are high that I will
>GO BACK

Picrel status of german industry and construction

[Anonymous No.57885365]

Kek Rust armorer was found guilty of negligent manslaughter while Alex Baldwin walks free. Hahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.57885385]

>>57885295
Yeah I didn't like any of the recommendations

[Anonymous No.57885409]

I guess I'll just buy American Eagle after it dumps tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57885419]

>>57885385
I can assure you that NINE is a genuine cheap shitpick. Microcap oil exploration company with less than stellar debt. Buy lotsa shares!

[Anonymous No.57885441]

The NYCB liquidity deal with Griffin and Mnuchin give them warrants at $2 and $2.5

[Anonymous No.57885450]

>>57885353
They will, I think. Or at least the drop will stop eventually, but they will have to live with another status of wealth. The world has changed. Cheap energy might be gone and that was one pillar that held the german industry up, and with that I also mean chemical plants.

Demand eventually has to pick up, it is not like there will never be demand for the products themselves. But the profit margins will be lower for BASF, BAYER, Clariant, Lanxess and whatnot.

And let's be real, the state is doing a lot to save those companies when you look at what they try to do in regards to electricity prices. How much different the individual is treated vs companies that demand more help despite there being an instrument to lower electricity prices for them (which they didn't want cause it was bad for investors (not allowed to pay out dividends))

Germans will have to live with less wealth. And that in itself wouldn't be that much of a problem. The problem here is rather the inequality of wealth + below 50% house ownership which only becomes increasingly more difficult.

PICREL: Wealth distribution in EU (it's older, but we gotta assume it is actually worse now thanks to Covid)

[Anonymous No.57885457]

>>57885199
What’s the GICS sector for a company that helps customers mate with aliens? Consumer discretionary? Healthcare?

[Anonymous No.57885480]

>>57885127
>state of union tmrw.
Let me spoil that for you:
everything is awesome
niggers
women
jobs (for niggers and women and not you)
green initiatives

That's all thanks vote for me I will absolutely live another five years don't worry about it and don't ask any questions about banks.

[Anonymous No.57885490]

>>57885450
*in Europe, not EU.

But you can see, a few rich in germany, mass is less wealthier. And Sweden is worse.

Spain and Italy are doing pretty good for large nations especially if you consider how much unemployment Spain has. This must have to do with homeownership.

[Anonymous No.57885502]

>>57885480
He talks so slow. Every nows channel is going to predict on it, then stream it, then comment on it
I hate that shit. Cant Joe Biden just eat a fruit roll up and say good day

[Anonymous No.57885527]

>>57885502
>Cant Joe Biden just eat a fruit roll up and say good day
I am sure given his personal druthers he would do that instead of the speech.

[Anonymous No.57885557]

>>57885502
Okay thats all well and good, but gushers are way better. Fruit by the foot is an okay substitute, and nothing beats dunkaroos. I miss sodalicious

[Anonymous No.57885594]

>dazu komme die hohe Kostendisziplin. 2024 sollen zudem Preiserhöhungen zusätzliches Geld in die Kasse bringen. Continental hatte zuletzt angekündigt, Tausende Stellen in der Sparte zu streichen.
>Daran sollen auch die Aktionäre beteiligt werden: Die Dividende für 2023 will Continental auf 2,20 Euro je Aktie erhöhen.

>Continental
>Increase prices
>kick thousand if not thousand of employers out (Tausende Stellen)
>increase dividends

If any employee still thinks he's working with the company and not just for it and will be dumped for the sake of investors is a retard.

[Anonymous No.57885611]

>>57885594
Shit I meant
>thousands of employees

Anyways, "quiet quitting" has to be the new standard in this workenvironment as companies kicking workers out and increasing dividends seems to be also the new normal.

[Anonymous No.57885663]

>>57885594
I'm not sure why people think companies ever cared about loyalty other than how much experience you have. Even back in the day, companies could terminate employees for financial reasons. It's really only during a long period of prosperity that the delusion of 'rewarding loyalty' comes into being

[Anonymous No.57885675]

>>57885304
>they have no tech
Okay buddy.

[Anonymous No.57885686]

@the guy who wants to short SAP

Actually INFINEON is worse. This fuckin dogshit company made less revenue etc in Q4 2023 despite the AI memery.

[Anonymous No.57885688]

>>57885675
I’m pretty sure ASML recently threatened to leave the Netherlands

[Anonymous No.57885704]

>>57885686
I used to work for infineon. They're not really tied to the new and shiny tech, they made simple semiconductors for cars and memory chips for phones.

[Anonymous No.57885725]

>>57885675
ok two. arm and asml. thats it.

[Anonymous No.57885730]

>>57885704
Yes, but they sure pumped on NVDA. The whole of DAX did.

[Anonymous No.57885745]

>>57885730
Oh. I worked for their fab in Texas. Felt kind of bad for the german managers there. A lot of them went through culture shock of just how lazy and worthless the younger Americans are, especially minorities.

[Anonymous No.57885747]

Nvda

[Anonymous No.57885766]

>>57885663
>It's really only during a long period of prosperity that the delusion of 'rewarding loyalty' comes into being
India Business Machines is the one company that comes to mind that has doubled down on employee investment during a downtime and it really paid off for the company a few times historically

[Anonymous No.57885773]

>>57885663
>>57885745
>I'm not sure why people think companies ever cared about loyalty
>how lazy and worthless the younger Americans are, especially minorities.
I guess they are right.

[Anonymous No.57885824]

>>57885745
>, especially minorities.
its funny watching euros meet basketball americans for first time.

[Anonymous No.57885830]

>>57885773
its a lost youth generation that realizes how pathetic their lives are. The youth sees the free-range human slave system for what it is. Everyone on Earth from Mauritania to USA has a job to do slave labour, manage slave labour, or upkeep/ improve a system that interacts with slave labour. Even entertainment is just a job to maintain slave compliance while they aren't working so they think about taylor swift rather than realizing they are slaves.

[Anonymous No.57885847]

>>57885830
how can profit off this?

[Anonymous No.57885880]

>>57885830
Yeah, boomers do not understand or realize this. Work is not the same as back then. Not that there wasn't slavelike labour etc in other countries, but work in the first world was fine. But now the relation between cost of living and your income has changed drastically. And on top you see people making crazy money with Onlyfans or Streaming, Youtube and Crypto etc and you feel like this is just "clownish" (to use the Clown World theme). But them living in a first world, thus welfare state regularly, puts them in the position to "revolt" by just not working or giving a fuck.

[Anonymous No.57885885]

>>57885725
>ok two. arm and asml. thats it.
Correct - the two companies making pickaxes during a goldrush. American tech is all derivative propped up by astronomical amounts of advertising.

[Anonymous No.57885912]

Why does Jew News keep pretending Nalvalny matters? I asked my Ukranian friends about him after that HBO mockumentery came out and one girl knew who he was and laughed at me like "why do you even know who that is"
The Julian Assange classics on wikileaks even show that the CIA was targeting the democrats in Russia to groom their pick. Putin aint no bitch.

[Anonymous No.57886004]

>>57885912
28 PBTID

[Anonymous No.57886011]

Why am I reading charts religiously instead of getting rimmed on a beach by a thot, I don't understand

[Anonymous No.57886074]

>>57886004
Fundamental analysis doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.57886086]

>>57886011
you have chosen a much more virtuous lifestyle

[Anonymous No.57886105]

>>57885745
Those krauts don’t know the true horrors of minority government employees

[Anonymous No.57886118]

HUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS COMPUTERRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.57886131]

>>57886105
I saw it yesterday. But let's be real. It's an american thing. Your red vs blue fighting is so laughable, it's a JOKE of politics.

[Anonymous No.57886170]

BIG Boys, its time.

[Anonymous No.57886203]

Man I'm listening to a doctor explain how cancer can actually be cured and it's literally avoiding sugars, glutamine, processed foods, alcohol, and being in a state of ketosis, moderate fasting, avoiding smoking, and exercise.

[Anonymous No.57886246]

>>57886203
theres a little bit of truth to this idea but its largely a myth

https://youtu.be/KoFdcNKqQlc?t=116

[Anonymous No.57886252]

COST…

[Anonymous No.57886254]

[Anonymous No.57886266]

>>57886203
>ketosis
I'm sure meds and japenese aren't living on ketosis and still get to 90-100.
The only reason ketosis might help is that protein is the builder of all cells and that with protein the chances of building "bad" cells is higher. But on the other hand you lack the potential to build "good" cells. In essence it is a trade off: Life/performance

[Anonymous No.57886277]

I'm buying intel today.

[Anonymous No.57886298]

>>57886252
Faster

[Anonymous No.57886306]

>>57886298

[Anonymous No.57886311]

>>57886203
Sounds like a chud grifter.

[Anonymous No.57886355]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57886369]

>>57886311
>>57886203
In regards to sugar, processed foods, alcohol, SMOKING he very likely is right.

Not sure if anon meant GLUTAMATE or GLUTAMINE the amino acid in protein. Anyways, most of the stuff he said is very likely true. But a little drinking is fine. At least it can be fun. Smoking is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.57886384]

>chink stocks taking a dump again
God fucking damn it Xi!

[Anonymous No.57886403]

>>57886384
I really hope China causes a global depression, at least this year during USA elections kek

[Anonymous No.57886428]

>NVDA almost hit 900
This market runs on NVDA

[Anonymous No.57886449]

I dont think BBAI is gonna make it today bros...

[Anonymous No.57886464]

wow it just ran right through 900

[Anonymous No.57886471]

>>57886428
Imagine if something, anything, could fuck up Nividia and their stock plummets 50% down, possibly even more...

[Anonymous No.57886506]

I got QQQ weekly calls how fucked am I

[Anonymous No.57886562]

Nvidia to 950 in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.57886572]

I have a feeling quantum will pump again on good NVDA
Gonna scoop some RGTI/W to try and scalp a quick buck

[Anonymous No.57886586]

>>57885912
Because he was the cias choice for a colour revolution and they are big mad Russia won't play fair

[Anonymous No.57886600]

/screwdriver bros stay winnin

[Anonymous No.57886658]

>>57886562
>>57886428
tfw i got a call for 1100 3-19-24. what do you think my chances are of landing in the money?

[Anonymous No.57886687]

>>57886658
100% because to the moonnnnn

[Anonymous No.57886750]

Europe is fuckin lost. I knew I should have bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.57886769]

>>57886750
I even wanted to write
>We will pump on ECB or tomorrow at least
But they are worse than I thought, unironically.

[Anonymous No.57886803]

>German BUXL being bought like crazy
>2y yield up heavily
>Yield curve inverting
>not even sure if picrel includes the current yield spike

[Anonymous No.57886810]

>>57886428
And this is a very bad thing. No time in history where the market was held up by one stock has ever ended well.
At this point you're just hoping to not get fucked by jewish tricks if you hold this trash.

[Anonymous No.57886859]

I’m gay

[Anonymous No.57886871]

>Call center group Teleperformance falls 20% as CEO insists AI cannot replace human staff

LOL

[Anonymous No.57886885]

>>57886871
Who knew human communication was complex

[Anonymous No.57886922]

>>57885210
Number go up double digit last month. Obviously down after.

[Anonymous No.57886928]

>>57886871
what a retard, just say it can, ride this AI pump bitch

[Anonymous No.57886934]

>BITF up 6% premarket
yeah my calls are gonna print

[Anonymous No.57886941]

>>57886871
>>57886885
>>57886928
Watch as it drops 50% more when they get removed from the CAC 40 and all ETF funds exit

[Anonymous No.57887001]

>>57885317
Shit gon pump

[Anonymous No.57887010]

>Biden will propose increasing the minimum tax rates paid by major US and multinational corporations to 21% in his State of the Union address

Posting this in order to bait the rednecks.

[Anonymous No.57887035]

>>57885317
Welcome newfriend

[Anonymous No.57887074]

I'm a faggot, the stock market is a man's asshole and I wanna fuck.

[Anonymous No.57887088]

Shit report from YPF
https://investors.ypf.com/r/documents.html?p=financial-information/YPF%20-%20ER%20-%20FY23%20%26%204Q23.pdf

[Anonymous No.57887094]

>>57887074
>tfw I will never sniff the asshole of the girl I love
what's the point of anything desu

[Anonymous No.57887168]

>PREMARKET

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57887175]

>>57887094
You think you do, but you don't.

[Anonymous No.57887189]

Fucking nigvideo pumping like a retard. Its gonna dump at 8am and take the whole market with it

[Anonymous No.57887197]

>>57887189
there'll at least be a bunch of profit taking

[Anonymous No.57887218]

>>57887168
we're crashing at 9:31am, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.57887219]

>>57882971
kek dumb fuck baggies

[Anonymous No.57887228]

>>57887219
Fuck wrong thread
Sorry for disturbing you /smg/chads

[Anonymous No.57887236]

>>57887228
based

[Anonymous No.57887240]

>>57887175
Oh, I do, son. I really, really do.

[Anonymous No.57887244]

>>57887228
loove y-you t-tooo...

[Anonymous No.57887252]

LPSN will be green today

[Anonymous No.57887267]

>>57887057
Nvidia Chad's where we at?

[Anonymous No.57887302]

>>57887267
everywhere

[Anonymous No.57887353]

Ok so unrelated but because the market isn't open it's fair game. Why does salsa dancing look so unspeakably retarded. Ridiculously over exaggerated movements that are super jerky and just look retarded. How does anyone dance like that and not say to themselves "wow I look retarded doing this".

[Anonymous No.57887361]

>>57887353
chicks like dancing salsa
men do it to pick up chicks
walá

[Anonymous No.57887365]

Yeah, Lagarde is gonna pump the markets.

[Anonymous No.57887389]

>>57887219
>>57887228
lol

[Anonymous No.57887394]

>>57884089
Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.57887396]

>>57887365
Lagarde is a GILF not like janet yellen the disgusting hobbit

[Anonymous No.57887410]

>>57887361
Yes women like salsa dance but keep in mind women are retarded. Also no straight male salsa dances. It's only faggots that do it. There's a lot of things that I hate about beaners. Salsa is one of them, I also despise Spanglish on a very personal level.

[Anonymous No.57887416]

Buy apple calls

[Anonymous No.57887420]

>>57887410
nah many straight men do it for the chicks, it's kinda pathetic but it works, PUA style
the instructor is usually gay I'll give you that

[Anonymous No.57887422]

>>57887410
https://youtu.be/dWkqYpne9Es?si=TlXt3LppAQRXnVCS

[Anonymous No.57887446]

>>57887422
>DAME LA MAY-NO!
hilarious

[Anonymous No.57887447]

Oh God here we go again with NYCB. What a wild ride this is.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57887486]

AAHHH OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS!

[Anonymous No.57887491]

Is wallstreet raiders or speculators any good?

[Anonymous No.57887529]

Somebody bake. I won't because one of you low IQ retards will thread split if I try.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57887571]

>>57887529
Get baked fag

>>57887568
>>57887568
>>57887568
>>57887568

[Anonymous No.57887576]

>>57887529
ditto I aint touching that shit.Gets jewed up every day.

[Anonymous No.57887633]

>>57883345
2 new contracts, upcoming earnings and a buyout offer from LMT creating a floor to the price that will see us regain compliance.

[QANON No.57887936]

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[Anonymous No.57889879]

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He'll never walk again.