/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57873710]

Maybe Next Year Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57872482

[Anonymous No.57874244]

kys thread splitting nigger

[Anonymous No.57875243]

QRD me on the Powell speech today

Rates not getting cut for a while I presume? I mean wasn't that obvious lol, rates are not coming down for a long time

Im hoping the market adjusts and comes down from the sky high prices

[Anonymous No.57875252]

when/how do i receive my jepq dividend i don't see an email or extra money in my available cash pile in brokerage

[Anonymous No.57875261]

You did take your MEDS today, didn't you anons?

[Anonymous No.57875264]

Buy *every* dip

[Anonymous No.57875265]

>>57875252
Youll get it like 5 to 10 business days after its been paid out.

[Anonymous No.57875277]

>>57875261
No I stopped, they were giving me acne

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57875279]

Some retarded bobo is loaning my LAAC to short it and paying me interest
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.57875282]

>>57875252
divis sometimes show up randomly

[Anonymous No.57875288]

So the BTFP expires in March. I bet in about a year banks will be a really good buy.

[Anonymous No.57875292]

>>57875261
Selling the top of scamwicks works every time. Never fails. EZ cash in the bank.

[Anonymous No.57875293]

BIG = GME 2.0

[Anonymous No.57875298]

>>57875243
Dey need mo munhee fo dem programz an' jobz

[Anonymous No.57875302]

>>57875243
Blacks
>REEEEEE CUT RATES NOW TO HELP OUR ETHNOSTATE COMMUNITIES SURVIVE
Ugly Arabs
>REEEEEE WHY WONT YOU SUPPORT CUTTING CEO PAY. OH YOU DO? WELL ERM OK
White Republicans
>HIGH LEVEL FED TALKS
White Democrats
>MONEY FOR UKRAINE. BIDEN RECOVERY IS DOING GREAT FOR US BUT NEED YOUR HELP TO STEAL ELECTION

[Anonymous No.57875304]

The fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.57875328]

i own 100,000 dollars worth of SOXL

[Anonymous No.57875330]

WHAT THE FUCK DAY IS EVEN TODAY

[Anonymous No.57875332]

>>57875243
WHITE REPUBLICANS
>YOU KNOW THAT BIDEN IS DOING TROUBLE WITH LNG IN TEXAS AND ENERGY PRICES IS INFLATION

[Anonymous No.57875336]

>>57875261
i took my allergy medicine and im groggy af but at least im not sneezing and itchy

[Anonymous No.57875338]

>>57875330
Biggers, get ready

[Anonymous No.57875341]

Whats the best spread for a divdend portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57875352]

>>57875338
im ready

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57875353]

>>57875330
Don't miss BITF

[Anonymous No.57875356]

https://youtu.be/IQvijGmsNIc?si=ilQz6IzVxPJxEL_T&t=1920
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE, DIE DIIIIIIIIIIE

[Anonymous No.57875363]

ill never financially recover from these past 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.57875376]

let that tasty dipperino come in a bit...

[Anonymous No.57875378]

BOUGHT NVDA CALLS AT THE DIP

[Anonymous No.57875388]

MSTR is not a real company

[Anonymous No.57875392]

>>57875378
lmao

[Anonymous No.57875395]

>The US National Debt has now increased by $3 trillion since the debt ceiling was suspended last June (9 months ago), per Charlie Bilello.

[Anonymous No.57875403]

>>57875392
Fuck

[Anonymous No.57875408]

>>57875378
>>57875403
get absolutely rinsed you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.57875422]

>>57875304
Jerome Powell just said 3% is the new 2%.

But somehow TLT is up.

[Anonymous No.57875436]

>>57875422
no he didn't another retard wanted that

[Anonymous No.57875438]

>>57875388
So? It's a degenerate's leveraged currency ETF. If that makes you money that makes you money.

[Anonymous No.57875457]

Up 10k in the last two weeks, and up a thousand (so far) today. I think I've earned a homemade philly and afternoon beer.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57875464]

>PANW
get fucked Pelosi

[Anonymous No.57875468]

WHO ARE THE FAGGOTS THAT ARE BUYING

[Anonymous No.57875492]

>>57875468
We're pinned above us I think or something idk. shits been broke since 10/23

[Anonymous No.57875493]

why the fuck am i making money

[Anonymous No.57875497]

>>57875468
robots don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.57875502]

>>57875493
Just roll with it.

[Anonymous No.57875530]

>Published 1875
>Called the 1999/2000 dotcom bubble
>Called the 2019/2020 covid crash
>Shemitah schizos called the bottom in 2023 along with this

What part of financial astrology don't you understand? Buy now and sell in 2026.

[Anonymous No.57875540]

Diversify into uranium. Physical, junior miners, SBSW for those goddamn tailings, whatever you can.

[Anonymous No.57875544]

>>57875497
They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop!... ever... until you are liquidated!”

[Anonymous No.57875550]

>>57875502
>Dunakroos
Extremely based in all ways

[Anonymous No.57875562]

>>57875530
YEAH I DONT THINK SO JEW

[Anonymous No.57875570]

TLT holders eating good

[Anonymous No.57875576]

>>57875550
I don't know whom is making all these foodhead Pepe, perhaps possibly a rogue AI, but the cornucopia of different rando foods is impressive.

[Anonymous No.57875575]

>>57875395
There is no debt ceiling anymore. 57 trillion before we know it

[Anonymous No.57875578]

>>57875530
sell in 26 and buy back when exactly? personally when I see people talking about the market at work is when I'll sell. It happened in 2021 and it marked the top within a few weeks

[Anonymous No.57875579]

newfag here after coming here and learning option and observing for a while decide to buy puts at 185 while
apple was at 194.

man I like the profit I made, but I still think apple will go down more,
exp is 19 April.
should I take my profit or wait until the next earning call for a massive dump ?

[Anonymous No.57875604]

>>57875579
Sell off enough to cover your cost basis, then let it ride with house money.

[Anonymous No.57875613]

>>57875576
Here's some certified goy slop

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57875614]

>>57875604
it's one contract

>>57875579
I'd sell now famalam but I'm an AAPL bagholder so don't take my word

[Anonymous No.57875620]

>>57875578
by the chart, +/- 6 months of 2032

[Anonymous No.57875622]

>>57875576
Surely there is a Wonder Bread pepe

>>57875578
It literally says on the chart. 2032
It doesn't mean go risk off, it just means that's the local bottom

[Anonymous No.57875626]

>>57875540
DO NOT GET INTO URANIUM

trust me, its a disaster

[Anonymous No.57875628]

So what should I buy tomorrow that is going to have earnings reports come out tomorrow in the green?

[Anonymous No.57875637]

>>57875613
Carmen Miranda, or TE Lawrence?

[Anonymous No.57875638]

>nvda is so expensive that it isnt worth me buying
Sucks being a poor investor but i dont regret what i have right now. Intel has only been going up.

[Anonymous No.57875646]

>>57875579
if its good enough for a screenshot its good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.57875650]

God damn NVDA is FIGHTIN for that 900. If I didnt have puts id be rootin for the lil guy.

[Anonymous No.57875655]

>>57875614
>it's one contract

Then I don't know. Sell it and use the remaining proceeds to buy a cheaper OTM one. What am I, his financial advisor?

[Anonymous No.57875658]

Fun over?

[Anonymous No.57875662]

this sucks, government owes me $4000 but instead using direct deposit they inexplicably mailed me a check that wont be here until next week probably. missed all the dips this week

[Anonymous No.57875674]

>Bulls&Bears
All bullshit, how the fuck does this thing jump 4-5 points in 1-2 sec

[Anonymous No.57875682]

>>57875408
And just like that I'm green on the new calls (still up 40% on the other calls I made this morning)

Hehe :)

[Anonymous No.57875691]

>>57875626
You're not getting my barrels for anything less than $200/lb, Goldman.

[Anonymous No.57875701]

>it's another i sold nvda calls too early episode
many such cases

[Anonymous No.57875706]

>>57875662
Better to make enough that you owe the government, I usually pay the bare minimum that keeps them from levying funds. The penalty is like 6%/year interest and stops accruing after 25% of the principal.

[Anonymous No.57875719]

Our government has elected the path of violence

[Anonymous No.57875723]

>>57875261
No, it makes my food taste like metal.

[Anonymous No.57875724]

>>57875655
yeah that what I was thinking, but isn't it expensive now because of high IV

[Anonymous No.57875741]

>>57875719
They know where the money must be directed.

[Anonymous No.57875778]

>>57875741
tabasco sauce is halal, it's just vinegar and peppers
muslims are so fucking stupid, don't even know their own religion

[Anonymous No.57875779]

I solved the NYCB crisis. Markets can go back to giga-pumping.

[Anonymous No.57875780]

>>57875741
beggars cant be choosers

[Anonymous No.57875784]

>>57875741
Ungrateful cunts, I LOVE MREs

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57875788]

I don't mean to alarm anybody, but I just went on pintrist to see what kinds of women's skirts are in style, and they were all long... like down to their ankles long... you guys realize this is the most accurate market indicator we have in existence and that a crash is most certainly on its way right?

[Anonymous No.57875798]

we got a lot uhhhhh
sharks out here
tryna take a bite

[Anonymous No.57875807]

>>57875741
I'd be offended if I got that shit tier salty vinegar sauce too.

[Anonymous No.57875808]

>>57875788
Long skirts wont hide the fact that theyre WHORES

[Anonymous No.57875809]

>>57875408
>>57875392
Hello??

[Anonymous No.57875821]

NVDA weekly options gains are being offset by AVGO weekly options dumping.

Still holding til EOW but man it sucks. Hope this is just a pre earnings dip.

[Anonymous No.57875823]

>>57875788
Long skirts are for stable societies. When the collapse comes, they all put on their hooker work uniforms.

[Anonymous No.57875826]

>>57875807
We're saving the Sriracha drops for Taiwan.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57875833]

>>57875808
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemline_index

[Anonymous No.57875837]

Lol what the fuck is going on?? What could people possibly be selling for?

[Anonymous No.57875841]

>>57875826
I legitimately haven't seen the Huy Fong brand of sriracha in grocery store for over a year.

[Anonymous No.57875843]

>>57875780
If you can't eat it, you sure can say "fuck you". Cause it is nothing but an insult in the first place. So your beggars choosers bullshit is out of the window

Anyways, thanks for proving to me that all burgers are jews in soul and heart.

[Anonymous No.57875844]

>>57875826
>Taiwan
We'll be broke by then. They'll get Texas Pete's and walmart brand applesauce they better be fucking happy about it.

[Anonymous No.57875851]

>>57875788
You're 100% wrong
Short skirts are an investment in attracting men, either a dumb one for marriage or at least just for a few meals. Investing in long skirts implies a belief in self sufficiency or already having access to enough resources.

[Anonymous No.57875854]

>>57875741
Bit ungrateful, no?

[Anonymous No.57875857]

>>57875833
>the economic cycle leads the hemline with about three years
3 year lagging indicator, it's worthless

[Anonymous No.57875858]

trump saved nycb

[Anonymous No.57875866]

>>57875857
Sounds like the bottom is in, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.57875872]

>>57875843
This is an American stock market thread, europoors don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.57875873]

>>57875854
Considering America is giving israel weapons to fuck them up with and money to get education, housing, and squat on their rubble they have a reason to be upset

[Anonymous No.57875902]

>>57875843
Not all burgers, just the greasy kikes that like to hang out in smg and shill robinhood

[Anonymous No.57875911]

Remember when TSLA used to be the same size as AMZN?

[Anonymous No.57875912]

Man, high volatility makes you niggers schizo as all hell.

[Anonymous No.57875913]

>>57875873
Any guess how much money has been wasted on Palestinians over the past few decades? They weren’t complaining then.

[Anonymous No.57875918]

>>57875873
k but they could have received nothing instead of their tabasco and apple sauce

[Anonymous No.57875935]

>>57875741
I wouldn’t trust a people that didn’t like mango peach applesauce.

[Anonymous No.57875934]

>>57875913
Any guess how much on Israel? Were they ever thankful?

[Anonymous No.57875943]

>>57875918
We would have airdropped bombs but we can't make gunpowder anymore

[Anonymous No.57875948]

>>57875854
>Give starving mussie food.
> All they got to say is "It's not halal".
They really are something else...

[Anonymous No.57875954]

>>57875265
>"record date"
>"declared date"
>"payout date"
>actually the payout date is 10 days later
literally why is this shit so stupid

[Anonymous No.57875960]

>>57875912
Fuck you, we are always like this. Worshipping demons to make successful trades is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.57875971]

2 hot 18 year old girls forcing me to lick their assholes

[Anonymous No.57875981]

Shorts stuck in this NYCB halt are about to get obliterated when it resumes. They raised $2 per share in cash. Hahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahhhaaaa

[Anonymous No.57875986]

>>57875579
how much are the equivalent puts selling for? thats your risk to hold the position.
for now your delta is .08 meaning for every dollar up it goes you lose .92 for every dollar down it goes you get .92 and it costs you .08 to hold.

let it ride but add a 13% stop loss

[Anonymous No.57875989]

>>57875971
Shit dude. Do you need some applesauce and tabasco?

[Anonymous No.57875994]

>>57875971
Lucky

[Anonymous No.57875999]

>>57875960
Same as it ever was.

[Anonymous No.57876002]

>>57875911
I'm getting really sick and tired of the crab salads lately. I want it all either deep red or bright green.

[Anonymous No.57876025]

>>57875971
Bone apple tea

[Anonymous No.57876031]

>>57875724
Sure, sell it, wait a day, and either live with regret or snag a little bit of extra gains. Just remember that, like everything else, high IV can keep going even higher.

[Anonymous No.57876046]

nvda puts free money

[Anonymous No.57876055]

>>57875954
Its just not set up to happen automatically in every sense. Someone still has to physically process something/make sure its correct. Then your broker receives it and does the same before giving it to you. At least thats what Ive been led to believe. Are you desparate for that money?

[Anonymous No.57876058]

>>57875934
When it comes to being niggers, the Palestinians have Israel beat. Doesn’t help that they somehow manage to wind up in every civil war fighting against the leaders of countries dumb enough to let them in. I would like to so both side annihilate each other but I would settle for one. Doesn’t matter which their all niggers.

[Anonymous No.57876068]

>>57875999
I worship Mammon, the demon of greed.

[Anonymous No.57876069]

Someone in a thread yesterday was shilling ENLV as being a decent coin flip, the kind that will either make you a big profit or fuck on you almost as much as Spirit Airlines stock. Anyone know why that's the case? I'm not really seeing any super recent news on it

[Anonymous No.57876071]

NYCB Baggies

[Anonymous No.57876077]

BBAI puts, earnings are coming in soon

[Anonymous No.57876083]

>meanwhile gold and oil dying
>but this fuckin market not
my god

[Anonymous No.57876107]

>>57876069
He thinks Pfizer is going to buy them out or something like that

[Anonymous No.57876114]

>>57876046
That's what I thought 100 dollars ago.

[Anonymous No.57876125]

>>57876068
Eh, whatever, it's all the kosher pantheon.

[Anonymous No.57876126]

NYCB is getting bailed out? Qrd?

[Anonymous No.57876129]

[Anonymous No.57876133]

>>57876068
For me, it's Stolas

[Anonymous No.57876136]

>>57876114
NVDA is going to 10,000 eoy

[Anonymous No.57876148]

>>57875626
It'll turn around after March 15th

[Anonymous No.57876159]

>>57876129
so crabby and gay

[Anonymous No.57876161]

Anyone buy AVAV or TOST? Ive been shilling these shits for weeks hope you bought.

[Anonymous No.57876172]

>>57876148
Why march 15th?

[Anonymous No.57876174]

>>57876133
It's never a bad idea to worship multiple demons. I will add this one to the list.

[Anonymous No.57876175]

I'm thinking LPSN

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57876177]

>>57876069
experiment results coming out mid may

[El Arcón No.57876186]

>>57876126
this week

[Anonymous No.57876189]

>>57876174
He tall.

[Anonymous No.57876193]

>>57876126
Thats what rocker hopes. Im in for a small position on the off chance hes right. Bought some cheapies at 2.20

[Anonymous No.57876194]

>>57876126
Investors are going to buy 1bil of new shares, existing shareholders will be diluted to fuck.

[Anonymous No.57876200]

>>57876077
Best play is BIG calls + BBAI puts

[Anonymous No.57876202]

The whole days' gains.... reduced to a few hundred bucks, and I sold my SPY calls at the top.

[Anonymous No.57876203]

>bonus finally came in
$5000! Where should it go?

[Anonymous No.57876205]

Should I take all my money out of the bank? All the FDIC insurance was already used up last year.

[Anonymous No.57876215]

>>57876114
you were just too early
>>57876161
not enough apparently first im seeing it

[Anonymous No.57876230]

This market is so fucking dangerous right now.
Holy shit, it feels worse than it did in 2008.

Fuck ALL of you idiots.

[Anonymous No.57876265]

this market is boring

[Anonymous No.57876268]

>Lobbyists got $15 million dollars to implement ELECTRONIC TRACKING of all cattle in the U.S

Bearish for meat stocks?

[Anonymous No.57876275]

>>57876230
Don't hate the player, etc.

[Anonymous No.57876279]

I bought Dell 125c for April and all it's done is dump and crab.

[Anonymous No.57876285]

>>57876174
Like I don't worship any per se, but that one just appeals to me a bit more? Owls are nice, and he had domain over herbs and metals which are comfy. I also own a tarot deck so. Last reading I did for myself I interpreted to not overanalyze things so much

>>57876230
The market will remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. Move with the trend and enjoy the music while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.57876291]

>>57876230
We are also getting that Jupiter-Uranus conjunction happening on April 20 2024.

The last time we got that shit happening was on...1941. You all have been warned.

[Anonymous No.57876300]

>NYCB
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57876304]

get slopped on idiots

[Anonymous No.57876305]

>>57876230
Woah dude these .1% moves are CRAAAZY bro

[Anonymous No.57876308]

>NYCB

WHAT THE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BUDDY SOMEBODY CALL ROCKER AND TELL HIM HE CAN QUIT HIS SECOND JOB AS A POLE POLLISHER

[Anonymous No.57876322]

What the fuck is going on with NYCB?

[Anonymous No.57876331]

Does anyone have that "With Jews, you win" pic?

[Anonymous No.57876333]

>$1B rescue package
>over $100B of underwater assets

[Anonymous No.57876334]

[Anonymous No.57876345]

>>57876308
>>57876322
It begins.

[Anonymous No.57876350]

>NYCB

you doubted, didnt you.

[Anonymous No.57876362]

>>57876304
Can I get a medieval knight Pepe surrounded by elven blonde babes?

[Anonymous No.57876367]

DDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57876370]

>>57876345
This is the only article I could find that explains the pump: https://www.wsj.com/finance/new-york-community-bancorp-seeks-cash-infusion-6e4c0083

Unfortunately it's (((paywalled))).

[Anonymous No.57876372]

>>57876362
I can try

[Anonymous No.57876374]

I'm already up $10 on my GM put.
I am a gud boy.

[Anonymous No.57876378]

>>57876300
NY Chosen Bank
I should know better than to bet against the khazarians

[Anonymous No.57876379]

>>57876350
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.57876395]

I bought Google and Microsoft, do I buy more of both?

[Anonymous No.57876397]

>>57876268
Bearish for cattle rustlers, I reckon

[Anonymous No.57876406]

TOTAL BOBO DEATH

[Anonymous No.57876407]

>>57876350
Stop it
I hate you k*k*s so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.57876416]

>>57876378
Im gonna be FUCKING RICH if this keeps. Like, fuck you rich.

[Anonymous No.57876428]

>>57876058
>stealing land
>squatting in homes
>muh 6 million
>muh never again
>owning all the communication flows and still getting dogged geopolitically
I do not like their psy-oping everyone against working class white men for the last 20 years. They can eat shit, die, and stop wasting our money defending themselves from bottle rockets and teaching their kids to call everyone a nigger. Fuck them. This is financially relevant because NYCB is eating shit.

[Anonymous No.57876429]

>>57876300
it's not even March 11th yet

[Anonymous No.57876432]

Is that BIG LOTS faggot shitting his pants right now?

[Anonymous No.57876435]

It's already going back down lol.

[Anonymous No.57876438]

How far can NYCB go? looks like the jews came in clutch for their tribe

[Anonymous No.57876455]

>>57876416
>fuck you rich
I felt that, on god

[Anonymous No.57876462]

$SOUN bros how you feeling?

[Anonymous No.57876467]

Alright it's time. Buckle up, niggers.

[Anonymous No.57876469]

>>57875981
Hahaha. Halted at 1.80 and resumed at 3.20 then halted again. Shorts absolutely btfo eternally. NYCB bros we won

[Anonymous No.57876476]

should i be worried if i think about it every day?

[Anonymous No.57876477]

>Rooster Teeth shutting down after 21 years due to Warner Bros

Giga bearish for the entertainment industry

[Anonymous No.57876480]

>>57876438
Jokes on the kikes I’m not gonna fomo for 30 days gl2a

[Anonymous No.57876486]

For a poor euro making 2.5k a month does it even make sense to bet money on options with little experience? I'm leaving like 7k of my savings (after my first working year) on ETFs and a Bond. But these won't make nice screenshots

[Anonymous No.57876503]

>>57876477
Roosterteeth died 6 years ago dude. Theyve been parading around a corpse since then. Why do you think they sold to warner bros in the first place?

[Anonymous No.57876505]

>>57876362

[Anonymous No.57876507]

can someone do some TA on this

[Anonymous No.57876509]

lehman had a couple of big bounces before the final crash too

[Anonymous No.57876511]

>>57876486
>a poor euro
I'm not surprised. Did you pay your internet tax today?

[Anonymous No.57876515]

>>57876477
I disagree. These fucks and others have produced nothing of value for over a decade while producers are slowly adopting AI. Whoever is truly talented in their field will remain irreplaceable.

[Anonymous No.57876516]

>>57876486
>does it even make sense to bet money on options with little experience?
Dont do that, dont fuck with futures either. Thats how you get giga raped and eternally BTFO with immeasurable debt.

[Anonymous No.57876521]

>>57876322
People trying to catch a falling knife. Same old.

[Anonymous No.57876523]

>>57876432
>-3%
Earnings tomorrow. Going to double digits.

[Anonymous No.57876531]

>>57876350
What the fuck lmfao.

[Anonymous No.57876532]

>>57876505
Fuck, that schnitzel looks good. Thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.57876537]

>>57876469
Wait, you didn’t market sell the minute that Lumtranny smugly mentioned the news? Okay what is going on here? You all on the same team trying to take candy from babies? Impressive

[Anonymous No.57876544]

I grabbed a suicide bag at $5.00. RUSSIAN ROULETTE BABY!

[Anonymous No.57876545]

>>57876511
yes, every month.
>>57876516
sometimes I have the itch. 1000 put for NVDA end of the year. On a guess. idk, these stock things are quite fun. And you anons are also alright

[Anonymous No.57876550]

What the fuck just happened???

[Anonymous No.57876552]

>>57875986
blessed,

I checked and even noticed the one expiring this Friday have only 1$ price difference,
Vol seems to high now, does usually decrease fast and with the price of the option or not.

IV/ Hist VOl is now at 94% do you know how much does it effect the price if it goes to 30%-50% ?

[Anonymous No.57876556]

Damn it, tried to buy nycb puts but Fidelity wouldn't let me in time

[Anonymous No.57876559]

what is the most YOLO play i can make AH tonight? any interesting earnings? i have 1k left in my gambling options account and i want to nuke my account to 0 or 10k

[Anonymous No.57876570]

getrdy.....1500 happening.

[Anonymous No.57876572]

>>57876559
BBAI puts

[Anonymous No.57876580]

>insta triggered halt

It's going back down to 0

[Anonymous No.57876581]

>>57876544
suicide bag for what? it's BBAI's time to shine.

[Anonymous No.57876582]

>>57876559
NYCB, don't be a faggot and just go all in.

[Anonymous No.57876599]

>>57875858
>peak scat munching paedophile physiognomy
He's from the same shit farm lab as the retard female lawyer Trump hired to prove muh election fraud hired.
Same physiognomy.

[Anonymous No.57876604]

>>57876580
Why though?

[Anonymous No.57876610]

>>57876556
You’ll be liquidated by (((them))) anyway
Be thankful

[Anonymous No.57876613]

>>57876580
Its just profit taking from people who bought bigly the last few days and are panicked like you. Its going to $12 end of month.

[Anonymous No.57876619]

>Embattled New York Community Bancorp announced a lifeline of more than $1 billion from a group of investors on Wednesday, after seeing its stock plunge by more than 80% so far this year.

>The deal will bring four new directors to the bank's board, including Steven Mnuchin, the former U.S. Treasury secretary under President Donald Trump. Joseph Otting, a former comptroller of the currency, will become the bank's CEO.

>Under the deal, which the bank said still needs “finalization of definitive documentation” and regulatory approvals, the bank would get investments of $450 million from Mnuchin's Liberty Strategic Capital, $250 million from Hudson Bay Capital and $200 million from Reverence Capital. Cash from other institutional investors and some of the bank's managers will take the total over $1 billion, the banks aid.

>The investors will receive stock in the company valued at $2 per share, along with convertible preferred stock that pays dividends every three months.

[Anonymous No.57876629]

>he bought the bounce

[Anonymous No.57876630]

>>57876619
>Steven Mnuchin
Alright shit's gettin weird.

[Anonymous No.57876639]

>>57876599
Kek, that lawyer was great. I loved it when she got on the mic and just started making a bunch of crazy claims. That's how the law works now in America

[Anonymous No.57876642]

convergent areas are more fun than the goybowl.

[Anonymous No.57876645]

>>57876604
Because they have loans at 3% for the next 27 years while they’re borrowing at 7%

[Anonymous No.57876648]

>>57876559
AEO calls
BBAI puts
AVGO puts

[Anonymous No.57876649]

>>57876613
So what the fuck happened, did they get bailed out?

[Anonymous No.57876654]

>>57876604
Because they're trying to save themselves lol

[Anonymous No.57876655]

>>57876552
oh it'll just go up. the volatility just helps your position. but if apple goes up your volatility will shrink. but its only 40 something cents extrinsic.
generally as it goes down that 40 cents will stay the same till you get an uptick.

[Anonymous No.57876656]

>>57876333
Gimme a qrd please.
What seems to be the "issue"?

[Anonymous No.57876657]

>>57876532

[Anonymous No.57876670]

>ESTA: 7.15%

[Anonymous No.57876671]

>>57876619
AAAAAHHHHHHH I SHOULDVE BOUGHT WAY FUCKING MORE

[Anonymous No.57876676]

>NYCB
>back in the green
Remember everyone, with Jews you win. Never doubted it for a minute.

[Anonymous No.57876677]

>>57876657

[Anonymous No.57876684]

>>57876630
They let it crash, halt trading do a deal at $2 per share announce it and resume trading. Fucking scam lmfao.

[Anonymous No.57876686]

>>57876507
sure, it's called the kike pattern as it looks like a k, the more jewish tricks take place, the higher it will go

[Anonymous No.57876692]

>>57876677
very nice, anon. Good stuff

[Anonymous No.57876693]

>>57876671
Why? So you can get diluted?

[Anonymous No.57876696]

>>57876645
According to the math they won't make money. I'm sure this is a mistake and if they had known this they would be adjusting their rates so they can be profitable again. Mistakes happen, no big deal.

[Anonymous No.57876698]

>>57876676
Youre gettin your dick sucked, pal. Hope youre ready

[Anonymous No.57876700]

Even if NYCB doesn't go to 0 you baggies are still fucked. You got diluted by $1 billion when the market cap was $1.2 billion

[Anonymous No.57876719]

>>57876700
>half off sale.

[Anonymous No.57876722]

>>57876693
I think you are vastly overestimating how much dilution will affect it once literally everyone and their mothers start buying.

[Anonymous No.57876727]

It's fucking red lol.

[Anonymous No.57876738]

>>57876630
Trumps in NYC real estate, going through a lot right now right? NYCB is not only the Chosen Bank of the Hasidim of Tom’s River and Long Island, but it is considered a mitzvah to save our, I mean their, bank from an embarrassment

[Anonymous No.57876741]

>>57876671
Death Spiral, I've seen this before. Can banks do a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.57876757]

I honestly feel like staying in is playing with fire rn

[Anonymous No.57876774]

>>57876741
Do you mean just regular split? They need to issue more shares to raise more money. The CEO of HMNY did this.

[Anonymous No.57876778]

>he didnt buy NYCB

kek ngmi

[Anonymous No.57876786]

>New York to deploy 750 National Guard soldiers to check bags on subway http://reut.rs/434x6Uq
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.57876787]

Why is NYCB acting so Hebrew?
>>57876362
I might try later, stay subscribed to SMG

[Anonymous No.57876792]

>>57876107
>>57876177
Ah I see. I got some funny money, I might as well do some gambling

[Anonymous No.57876808]

>>57876787
>Jew York City Bank
>why is the stock acting so Hebrew

[Anonymous No.57876810]

[Anonymous No.57876812]

>NYCB

[Anonymous No.57876822]

>>57876757
I call it doom bull for a reason. Also playing with fire is enjoyable and enriching.

[Anonymous No.57876836]

>>57876778
>he sold @$2.70 instead of $3.50
>what a pussy

[Anonymous No.57876843]

Ok, I bought NYCB calls

[Anonymous No.57876845]

NYCB TRADING RESUMED

WATCH CLOSELY

[Anonymous No.57876862]

>>57876778
And he'll lose it again before the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.57876867]

>>57876572
>>57876648
2 votes for bbai puts so all in bbai puts it is
>implied volatility: 437%
top fucking kek. in for 3/8 3.50ps, lord help me

[Anonymous No.57876869]

>>57876845
IT'S GOING TO GO TO $10

[Anonymous No.57876877]

>Let NYCB dump to $1.90.
>Halt trading for two hours.
>Do $1B deal at $2.
>Announce you're bailing out the bank.
>Resume trading.
>Profit. $750M.
Land of the free home of the brave.

[Anonymous No.57876885]

>>57876774
No, if the stock is low and it's getting diluted via convertible shares... won't that drive the price down even lower towards bankruptcy or a reverse split (10/1, 20/1, etc...). Just curious, I'm staying out of this it seems like a stupid piggish play ---->>>57876812

I went from 2k profit to 100 bucks down today... cmon power hour, pump my bags.

[Anonymous No.57876889]

>>57876877
WITH JEWS, JEWS WIN

[Anonymous No.57876894]

>>57876877
land of the jews kek, only way to win is to follow closely

[Anonymous No.57876896]

>>57876877
:D

[Anonymous No.57876903]

>>57876877
$820M now.

[Anonymous No.57876907]

>>57876877
Anon you are evil for being upset about the fact that somebody is getting rich and this economy is functioning like a well oiled machine.

[Anonymous No.57876914]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57876920]

>>57876877
gino :DDD

[Anonymous No.57876923]

>halted again

[Anonymous No.57876937]

I WANT OFF MR SHEKELSTEIN'S WILD RIDE!

[Anonymous No.57876944]

>Fed chair Powell to Congress: Don't expect rate cuts imminently

kek

[Anonymous No.57876945]

>>57876786
>being a bagholder sics the authorities on your ass
Holy memes.

[Anonymous No.57876960]

>>57876944
V O L C K E R

[Anonymous No.57876963]

>>57876944
dovish
free market 10y yield to 3.0%

[Anonymous No.57876968]

What do we think OCEA is going to to after Q4 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57876977]

Nigger market

[Anonymous No.57876980]

>>57876867
Good luck brother. I feel like it will be the same as PGNY last week where it did have a historic quarter and maybe even beat earnings but failed to meet some arbitrary “guidance” that was never possible to begin with. Either that or shit glowies and its a blowout. Good luck

[Anonymous No.57876983]

>halted again
Lmao

[Anonymous No.57876986]

>>57876937
Kek

Alright faggots are we really buying NYCB calls

[Anonymous No.57876989]

What are the odds there is a run on the banks and a ton of small ones just collapse? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.57876994]

Will AVGO spike like CRWD with earnings?

[Anonymous No.57877000]

>>57876989
For investors bad, for extremists good.

[Anonymous No.57877011]

>Deal will be reversed

[Anonymous No.57877015]

>>57876989
Like 100%

[Anonymous No.57877016]

>>57877000
And for banker extremists?

[Anonymous No.57877020]

OMFG THEY KEEP HALTING THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO IT CAN'T EVEN PUMP RIGHT. THEY JUST WANT IT TO DUMP THOSE FUCKING JEW NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57877040]

>>57876994
No no no. It'll plunge like PANW.

Then tomorrow MRVL will save the entire sector with a short squeeze like CRWD.

>captcha: DRYDP

[Anonymous No.57877041]

>>57876994
No. Buy puts

[Anonymous No.57877047]

>>57876655
thanks, I will rid this shit a bit more

[Anonymous No.57877075]

>>57876989
WW3 cancelled, beginning of a 300+ year dark age and technological regressions. either that or the great taking happens and we're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.57877076]

They keep holding it because 1 billion injection isn't enough. Anybody with any right mind is going to be exiting off their liquidity while they have a chance. The game is rigged for them not for the plebs.

[Anonymous No.57877100]

>>57876462
Feeling good with my $3 puts.

[Anonymous No.57877111]

That's it. I'm OFFICIALLY FOMOing into NYCB

[Anonymous No.57877121]

>>57876362
Anon I've done it

[Anonymous No.57877131]

>>57877076
Buddy you dont get it do you. Someone posted their top investors here earlier. You should take a look and just accept that jews run the market and will do as they will.

[Anonymous No.57877140]

Why yes, I do like being irresponsible with my money

[Anonymous No.57877152]

look at gold holy shit

[Anonymous No.57877162]

>>57876877
Another class action judgement for Robinhood. I lost $129 to these kikes thinking Robinhood helped me fill a market order 43 cents below my cost basis

[Anonymous No.57877165]

>>57877152
>buying boomer metals EVER
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.57877170]

>>57877152
I sold puts against COST with a 720 strike for this Friday
This is my first options trade
Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.57877191]

>>57877162
If youre not using limit orders you are leaving money on the table in front of niggers and that is your own fucking fault.

[Anonymous No.57877193]

NYCB is fucked.

[Anonymous No.57877195]

>>57877152
>up 0.5%
So?

[Anonymous No.57877207]

>>57875579
i sold my 3 AAPL 3/15 190p @~5.45 for ~6 like 3 weeks ago just to get heemed on meta and gold. nice hands

[Anonymous No.57877210]

>>57877193
nah bro, looking good

[Anonymous No.57877213]

>>57877193
Who cares, Gayed?

[Anonymous No.57877214]

>>57877170
Why the fuck would it drop to 720?

[Anonymous No.57877219]

>>57875809
hi

[Anonymous No.57877224]

>$20k in settled cash
Dump it all into NYCB?

[Anonymous No.57877226]

@Robinhood IM CALLING MY LAWYER
#NYCB #JEWISH #JEWS #HASIDIM #ORTHODOX #BANK

[Anonymous No.57877227]

>>57877170
Yeah, what the fuck do you have against COST you dumb idiot?

[Anonymous No.57877229]

>>57877193
This is how many banks in the last year that are rugging like a chink /biz/ shitcoin? Wow

I wonder if there's any money to be made on this play now that buying puts is off the table.

[Anonymous No.57877244]

>>57877224
Yes do it now.

[Anonymous No.57877249]

>>57877195
While I generally agree, it's up 8% in a month which is interesting given it's past stability.

[Anonymous No.57877261]

>>57877229
4, in a nation with like 5,000.

[Anonymous No.57877268]

>>57877214
I hope it doesn't...
I just want to collect the premium
>>57877227
See above

[Anonymous No.57877276]

>>57877229
>buying puts is off the table
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.57877284]

>>57877170
if you think the price is good thats fine, but earnings you want to wait till pretty much the last 30 minutes before to write. you've got an 85% chance of success.

[Anonymous No.57877289]

>>57877224
Don't listen to this glownigger >>57877244 and just mail it to me instead. It will be the same end result.

[Anonymous No.57877296]

>>57876877
>Palestinians are worse compared to this blatant heebing
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.57877298]

>>57877249
True. And buddy look at GLD outflows computer.

Rates aren't going bananas so maybe central banks are prepping for WW3. Or someone's running a correlation with Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.57877301]

>>57876989
that already happened and yellen backstopped them all

[Anonymous No.57877303]

>>57877207
shiiiit man that's unlucky, what was your reason behind selling the puts?

[Anonymous No.57877302]

>>57877268
Are you comfortable with buying COST for 720?

[Anonymous No.57877305]

>>57876676
Youre still underwater by like -35%

[Anonymous No.57877308]

>>57877076
Doubt brother the former treasury secretary injected $450M. He knows people and can pull a lot of strings to bail out the bank.

[Anonymous No.57877309]

>>57877224
with jews you lose

[Anonymous No.57877310]

>>57877191
Oh I should have set my limit order to $4.80 right you dumb jogger? I had to get out BEFORE IT IT $1.86 YOU GOD DAMN STRAPHANGER THEN IT COMES BACK AT $4+ AND YOU CALL ME A KIKELOVER FOR SELLING AT MARKET? FUCK YOUUUYUU

[Anonymous No.57877313]

>>57877289
>betting against jews in their own game
Lol

[Anonymous No.57877315]

Imagine thinking you will win against the jews on a new york bank stock. Enjoy being exit liquidity for schlomo. Stop wasting your time and Buy COST calls immediately

[Anonymous No.57877321]

kek EGPT baggies

[Anonymous No.57877324]

Fuckin bullshit, ending the day red god fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.57877325]

>>57877310
>buying or selling at market price on a period of extreme volatility
don't do this

[Anonymous No.57877329]

Well folks, I've been heemed

[Anonymous No.57877334]

muh gains??!!

[Anonymous No.57877339]

>>57877310
Shouldve just held you paper handed niggerkike

[Anonymous No.57877340]

>>57877284
>earnings you want to wait till pretty much the last 30 minutes before to write
Can you please elaborate?
Is this because you expect IV to increase closest to market close today due to earnings, so I could have potentially collected more premium if I waited?
Or for some other reason?
>>57877302
Yes I'd be quite happy, but hope it doesn't reach this low

[Anonymous No.57877351]

>>57877313
Shut the fuck up CISA tranny.

[Anonymous No.57877356]

>>57877324
Yeah this is the shit I really hate. Just pick a fucking direction instead of pump and dumping 5% just to end at 0.

[Anonymous No.57877366]

>>57877321
Egyptian bonds?

[Anonymous No.57877367]

Recyclable
>>57875255
>>57875255
>>57875255

[Anonymous No.57877374]

[Anonymous No.57877378]

Rocker won. He deserves an apology. We need to crowdfund a new futon for him.

[Anonymous No.57877394]

>>57877351
My source is that I made it the fuck up. Maybe I WANT him to do it just to see what happens? Maybe I WANT to have it in my mind that someone either got royally fucked or hit the jackpot off of my coin toss of an answer, after all it's not MY money thats on the line.
I'm making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, cant fret over every egg!

[Anonymous No.57877402]

>>57877339
>>57877325
HASIDIM DETECTED
DONT YOU HAVE A FLORIDA SHERIFF TO GET ARRESTED BY?

[Anonymous No.57877412]

>>57877366
Equities. But the pound just got devalued or some shit.

[Anonymous No.57877416]

>>57876362
a failed attempt

[Anonymous No.57877429]

>>57877340
ya theres always some shenanigans or games someones trynna play and the market makers can afford to let the frenzy happen all day and recenter the risk. but if you wait for that move you get the real risk price.
Then you can write at the "center" price.

[Anonymous No.57877458]

>>57877402
whats his names daughters

[Anonymous No.57877476]

>>57877416
get mogged by the slop king

[Anonymous No.57877481]

JD UP 14% AT CLOSE. FUCK YEA!
Glad i got in last week, wish i had the balls to do futures

[Anonymous No.57877619]

>>57876428
Don’t worry. JPM will buy up all the good assets for cheap and shareholders will be left with the crumbs. Also, growing up it was all the POC that got me saying nigger. Not my parents.

[Anonymous No.57877690]

>>57877195
you'll be saying this until it's $3k an oz

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57878263]

>>57877476
based king of sloppa

[Anonymous No.57878598]

>>57876700
baggies are the new bank for ceos lol

[Anonymous No.57878672]

>>57877302
thats not how options work you stupid nigger. if he sold puts he has to buy 100 shares at current price and sell them at 720 to cover lmao.

[Sloorper !!5KKDqtnZHqV No.57878927]

>>57878672
literal brainlet

[Anonymous No.57878955]

>>57877690
Bitcoin has stollen all Golds gains. It has performed remarkably bad for an inflation at period. I know because I bought 200k of a Russian goldmine that keeps fucking me.