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57866077 No.57866077[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

i made an online dating profile

>> No.57866090

>>57866077
Prepare to have your self esteem systematically and semitically destroyed.

>> No.57866197

I made one a month ago. Guess what happened OP? I had 26 bitches lining up to see me, but I fucked one of them so hard it killed my mood. My body was in bliss when I had the afterglow, but then I came down crashing and the reality of sex disgusted me. Ever played Fear and Hunger? That game ruined my perception of sex. I feel disgusting. Naked bodies are gross.

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57866240

its not worth it unless youre status signalling so you can fuck zoomers in your Porsche

>> No.57866253

>>57866197
female naked bodies are divine so long as they have no tattoos, piercings, or excessive weight

>> No.57866285

Prepare for sexo fren!

>> No.57866292

Unless you're at least a 7 or 8 out of 10 and 6ft+ you're fucked.

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>>57866077
The first dozen or profiles look promising. You swipe right hoping the girls who are probably out of your league will do the same. No reply. You continue swiping on progressively less attractive women telling yourself various copes like it could work because you share an interest or two. No reply. In desperation you swipe right on the rejects - pink haired feminists, single moms and tattooed post-wall roasties. No reply. Demoralized, you delete the app.

>> No.57866416

>>57866077
i actually kek’d out loud

>> No.57866465

>>57866077
It took like 5 years of bullshit but I found the girl I'll probably marry on fuckin tinder of all places. The best ones aren't the Instagram whores who have the ego and desperation to take good/slutty pics. The best ones look mid in the profile then are somehow beautiful in person and sometimes even actual, genuine humans.

Stay hopeful friend, you never know. But don't fall into the trap with the "hot" ones. It's a waste of your time.

>> No.57866476

>>57866197
is f&h good, then?