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Angry Ran edtion
>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:

Previous thread: >>57859573

>> No.57862284

Wrong Ran

>> No.57862290

First for bottled female natural gas

>> No.57862296

buy VOO tomorrow

>> No.57862333
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>> No.57862343
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Kek baggies

>> No.57862345
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My NATGAS AND OIL still reaching for the stars from orbit in the AH.

>> No.57862350

checked <3

>> No.57862361
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Not funny bobo

>> No.57862365

Still waiting on her lewds no wonder why the market is sucking a fucking cock, your golden technology isn't being applied to defile this broad.

>> No.57862377
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I've missed so many opportunities to make generational wealth

>> No.57862383

why is jeromes book beige?

>> No.57862402

I have those same tongs.... also this market shit isn't baseball. It's not 3 strikes your out, it's fucking batting practice home run derby. There's another pitch coming don't box yourself in.

>> No.57862427

Did GF get the surgery scheduled last night? I told (You) to keep my posted (You) ice cream thieving nigger DE shorting jew. I solded DE that I bought Feb 21 for a profit today BTW but it was not even a speck on freckle on the pecker of that big trade you did today. I hope at some point I can understand how to play options like you do and be able to upgrade from Great Value NUGGETS!

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It's time for the nightly /smg/ trivia question. Look at the picture and answer please. Thank you in advance. Someone record the results.


>> No.57862471 [DELETED] 

She didn't sleep all night she's going to do the examination and tell me. O expect them to take her straight into

>> No.57862500

Same cat =D

>> No.57862505
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Why does he stand like a manican or robot? Does he walk all stiff and weird like dementia Joe? Bad car accident, or what?

>> No.57862509
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Shitdex investors should get their own general. Rule doesn’t apply to leveraged and inverse indexes

>> No.57862521

He sits in a computer chair 12 hours a day. His muscle forgot how to operate.

>> No.57862523


>> No.57862526
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>ADBE calls
>INTC calls
>DELL calls
Ngl boys I think I'm gonna go the way of the dinosaurs if jpow doesn't shit gold tomorrow.

Adobe needs to stop fucking around and start moving. Industry standard and can't even sustain a limp dick pump before dropping another 5%

>> No.57862539
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God Bless XOM

>> No.57862541
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Lots of you will be experiencing some boiling over the coming days, weeks and months

>> No.57862555
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yea. im thinkin we're back.

>> No.57862560
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Well I'm cold alot anyways so it might feel good at first

>> No.57862562

>rule doesn't apply to leveraged and inverse
Undertaker was always fair, I remember he choke slammed a guy through the mat on a stolen pay per view I was watching and the whole thing had to be canceled... it might have been mankind and then they did hell in the cell rematch or something I dunno, undertaker was always cool in my book, but I stopped following that shit like 2002 maybe followed a little till 2005 tops

>> No.57862583

Might not even been a ppv, could have been like raw is war or whatever and they pretapped everything so smackdown stoll aired. It was like 20 fucking years ago, don't care even if there were 4 different guys who played undertaker dudes okay.

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>> No.57862596
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Let us BOBO from end to end
and BOBO over to me my friend
BOBO short, BOBO slow
to light me up before BOBO

if you don't like my BOBO
then don't come around
cause I'm gonna BOBO down
yes I'm gonna BOBO down

>> No.57862601

I liked Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho tag team. Great White Hope.

>> No.57862609
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redpill me on BIG

>> No.57862621

I hope you saved that one you did for the Hank Jr because that shit was about as perfect as it gets.

>> No.57862625 [DELETED] 

The cross face and the fucking walls of Jericho was a brutal finisher combined, they did win the whole thing.

>> No.57862630
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i kneel

>> No.57862657

Wrestling has been garbage since 2014 at the latest but /pw/ has some of the dankest memes on the chans and the Vince shit has been funny.

>> No.57862662

Oh know it was Big Show undertaker choke slammed through the ring.

>> No.57862681
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The Dems will pass retroactive speech crime bills within the next few years that mandates kidnapping you for years for each occurrence of typing mean names on a 14th century stock market tulip craze mania forum

>> No.57862686 [DELETED] 

I never gave it much thought since high school, but you're not the only one posting wrestling memes and shit. We got hulk hogan memes galore from his TV show

>> No.57862710


Now imagine those dumbfucks wanting to raise minimum wage $50/hour kek

>> No.57862716

I want spy below 470 and nasdaq 20 percent down

>> No.57862722 [DELETED] 

It's a shame some of those dudes really put on a great show, but it sucks because of how rigged and scripted everything is. Big shout outs to the announcers like JR. How many times did their desk get broken?

>> No.57862726
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Thanks bagfag, no rope for me today.

>> No.57862736
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>have a MercadoPago account, the wallet from MELI's fintech division
>2500ARS in it, (~2.5USD)
>get daily interest paid on it, around 6ARS
>works out to about 85% yearly, used to be even more
>ARS/USD exchange rate has been remaining stable
something is gonna blow up

>> No.57862744

My agent already knows it's like

>> No.57862758
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Oh my God, Baggie has the body of an alcoholic toddler...

>> No.57862765
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Another day. NYCB is fighting back. Telling the haters to suck it.. Kek.

>> No.57862767
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I didn't like it very much, but I learned years ago, that for whatever reason, the stock market doesn't seem to give a damn about what I want.

I know, the audacity of that arrogant prick of a market

>> No.57862782 [DELETED] 

That was taken from before I took steroids and grew my cock from 5 inches to 7. I'm actually capable of drinking all of the alcohol without spilling now.

>> No.57862791
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Shoot wrestling is not entertaining.
I’m surprised biz isn’t more interested in THE business. Vince is a legit genius businessman. A legend.
UFC also isn’t entertaining.
Boxing is more entertaining than UFC.

>> No.57862798

Post pics you liar. You know you actually have to go the gym and actually lift weights too when doing steroids, right? Jesus Christ man.

>> No.57862805

But it's making me so much money... :(((

>> No.57862809

If him and Trump are great media guys why don't they have a network?

>> No.57862821

Who made something like 30k today just flicking his thumb on the HOOD app so it's a breddy gud tradeoff.

>> No.57862828 [DELETED] 

I do all my exercises with my penis, and it's grown longer and fuller no joke.

>> No.57862837

The other day I was pushing up against a cervix and that's never happened before.

>> No.57862845

Vince did have a network. Networks are a dying industry though. He eventually sold the rights to Peacock for a fortune then sold the whole company for a fortune at the top. Then his deferacy caught up with him but that only has some tangential relationship to his business acumen.

>> No.57862859

Baggie a 3 inch cock can literally hit the cervix if in the right position but congratulations I guess. I'm glad I was born with a big dick in the first place.

>> No.57862867 [DELETED] 

Faggot, I hope you enjoy it. I know you will.

>> No.57862874

>ufc isn't entertaining

>> No.57862888
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I bought some AAPL today. I'm pretty much the new Warren Buffet.

>> No.57862901

Bro relax, don't go spouting on off about gains you don't have. I'm talking about the gym, I could care less about your dick.

>> No.57862908
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Ça va>>57862560

>> No.57862909
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Faggots I hate you!

>> No.57862911

And frankly it isn’t Vince’s fault the program went down the drain in 2014. His hands were literally tied by woke shitlib standards and practices. Literally all media has been SHIT since then except Bloomberg Surveillance right up til Hanuary this year when they took Tom Keane off tv. Fuck Mike Bloomberg.

>> No.57862927

I'll give your face a solid 5/10, you gotta start doing crunches though.

>> No.57862931
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why the fuck do you look like this

>> No.57862935
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Warren probably sold it to you

>> No.57862936

Baggie I'd be pissed and would want a refund on the steroids you got if I were you

>> No.57862950
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Anyone else buy the SOFI dip?
I bought the SOFI dip.

>> No.57862957

No squats and lats. Then hang on the bar and do leg lifts with ankle weights. Your advice is the last thing I need.

>> No.57862969 [DELETED] 

My dick grew 2 inches long and it's fuller. It was only 6 weeks.

>> No.57862976

Core exercises will make you skinnier and more powerful.

>> No.57862979
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>mfw I'm long AAPL at $184 and TSLA at $202

>> No.57863000

originally sold at 8.5 but might buy back in

>> No.57863001

From roids or PE? I have heard dudes that happens to taking Testosterone but that's usually because they had a fucked up time during puberty or their hormones were really out of whack.

>> No.57863030

HOLY FUCK fellow boomer that knows this.

>> No.57863037

I don't need to wrestle, I honestly need my legs and balance to be enough to run and avoid situations first. Avoiding problems is how you'll never have problems. Your preparation would work for a younger man who might be there to fight, ima tell the younger guy to go fight and take my leave to readjust to new intelligence

>> No.57863055 [DELETED] 

I'm taking pills to make my cock bigger amd increase the size of my dick.

>> No.57863066

>baggie is more of a flight guy when it comes to fight or flight
Some problems you can't outrun baggie but you do you

>> No.57863082

There may be one final squeeze before March 11th. But if there isnt one those longs are just going to be very heavy heavy bags

>> No.57863084
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You are talking about those bullshit scam "dick growth" pills they advertise on porn sites???

>> No.57863086
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you didn't listen

>> No.57863089

Well you just run this way and that way and become a tough target to hit, you can turn around and shoot back if you want to at that point.

>> No.57863090

literally the greaseeball my parents warned me about

>> No.57863105

>march 11th
that's when the loan program ends, right?

>> No.57863106 [DELETED] 

Aika has had more plastic surgery than any average JAV actress. And these are pills marketeted for women but the results for men are real.

>> No.57863114

he probably gets the Jewish stuff. they have all these secret formulas they start taking when they are children.

>> No.57863115

Honestly if you run and they chase after you it gives you more of a right to shoot them since you have exhausted your options to avoid conflict when it comes to standing your ground and firearms so maybe you are on to something.

>> No.57863131

Surely you dont expect to be able to outrun Dr oumbago and his cohort of engineers and scientists? Theyre avid runners after all! It would go against his hippocratic oath if he DIDNT try to "examine" your brain with a mandatory copay of the contents of your wallet.

>> No.57863136

Yes, think of it as a margin call. Now hopefully the government doesnt shut down too. That would be pretty funny.

>> No.57863150
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>these are pills marketeted for women but the results for men are real.
Baggie what the fuck are you talking about? They don't make penis growth pills for women.

>> No.57863157

Women with penises ARE real women!

>> No.57863175

Well if it gets to the point they're chasing me, I hope they're not surprised that every bullet I shot was in a place that neutralized something without injuries to bystanders behind them.

>> No.57863183

In the heart/lungs?

>> No.57863185

I haven't invested yet so I'm reluctant to say my story. I'm still believing I can get some free shekels out of this.

>> No.57863201 [DELETED] 

Right in the sternum, but if all you got is an arm raising a weapon shoot the shoulder or head.

>> No.57863218 [DELETED] 

You don't always get a clear shot, so take what you can and be prepared to work with the police.

>> No.57863222

Baggie confirmed to be on HRT

>> No.57863227
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It's not oversold on the RSI, but it is smashed against the lower bound of the Bollinger Bands.
Last year I got over 40% returns on trading SOFI.
This year I sold CCs to pimp SOFI out when it was at the top of the Bollinger Band and made money while keeping my shares cuz I only have a few hundred left.
I need to get moar SOFI.
I like SOFI.

>> No.57863242

Fair enough, although personally I strongly avoid areas with a lot of nobel prize winners.
Word to the wise, unless they are right on your coattails you shouldnt shoot while on the move.

>> No.57863243
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So commercial real estate crisis is gonna kick off this year right? Will stocks pump as an emergency hedge against office buildings fucking over investors?

>> No.57863259
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I'm not giving you money, I'm already happy with my dick size but I am 200% skeptical of whatever the fuck 2omen's product you are describing and using off label to get dick gains.

>> No.57863268

I'm not sure it's gonna happen. I have both DRV and DRN now. I wish I had sold the top of DRV, but I was stubborn and greedy.

>> No.57863272
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>Hey, what if we engineered the worst bubble in US history to get Biden reelected?

>> No.57863276

Look at Kyle Rittenhouse, his problem was he went into the fucking chimp out. The thing is you need to avoid those situations entirely, and then you never need to have direct confrontation where lives are on the line. Don't go look for a fight, just protect yourself and your loved ones and be a fucking adult. Don't travel to locations where you could end up in a fight. There's wisdom somewhere in there, but most of you won't find it.

>> No.57863281
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You goyim did catch tonight's Black Report right?

>> No.57863287

I just tug on my semi hard dick wrapping my thumb and pointer finger around it just below the head and gently "stretching" it and then slapping it on my leg until it stiffens up again, better to do it in the shower so that the skin is nice and stretchy.

>> No.57863289
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Are they really going to be able to keep this shit simmering for another 8 months?

>> No.57863301
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Look at this chart

>> No.57863306

But I thought jews were known for going to random places to start shit? Not very chosen of you baggie.

>> No.57863329 [DELETED] 

It's a blend of all natural herbs and botanicals with a synthetic proprietary product that makes it work for them. They're hiding it from everyone.

>> No.57863336

wish me luck on TSM boys

>> No.57863339

Ok that's enough from you baggie.

>> No.57863361

Not all jews are the same. It's okay you don't understand the differences. We are talking about stocks.

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>> No.57863403

Can I eat his legs?

>> No.57863418
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You know what.
Fuck it.
I have NEVER lost a trade I had faith in. Everybody laughed at me when I said PANW was gonna dump.

Adobe ATM calls on open tomorrow. Fuck cpi next week. This is going to 1k by April

>> No.57863423
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That's very true. I knew a Jew once who didn't rip me off quite as much as the others had.

>> No.57863449 [DELETED] 

I think there's a real problem in the borderland and we need to discuss how to incorporate the borderland into the sudeten land without allowing the nazism to continue its existence.

>> No.57863465

You and many others overestimate the importance of political concerns when it comes to macro price action. You underestimate pure greed particular when it comes to the boomer contingent who are still attempting to milk every drop out of their betrayal of all subsequent generations. The doom bull has nothing to do with the election and it makes little difference who wins.

>> No.57863483

And the foreign money flooding into American investments. The whole world is picking places to put shekels.

>> No.57863490
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Someone explain this Hebrew shit to me.
HOW is my put option still in the red when it's in the fucking money as of today...

>> No.57863540

There are bids pushing it to pin to $5. You can see the volume on the lines and honestly you probably over paid. I bet you didn't learn anything at all.

>> No.57863550
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I'm gonna open up a TSM leap tomorrow, I think it's gonna pump after the AVGO earnings

>> No.57863560

> Hitler proceeded you


>> No.57863577

There's another week in it and my mistake was going in too close to earnings.

Do these things get repriced before the start of a trading session?

>> No.57863582

So would you say that you lean more towards hasidic jew than zionist jew? Or are you some other flavor like sephardic or ashkeNAZI?

>> No.57863586

>cheating is allowed for certain people

>> No.57863598

Do you know the difference between a break even price and an in the money price? Do you know what causes those two differences to exist? Since the answer to those questions is no, just go figure it out and stop blaming jews when you gave them your money happily

>> No.57863599

Any that are less than my entire portfolio value?

>> No.57863600
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Nah, the shilling gave it away.

>> No.57863612

Baggie, for your spy calls tomorrow do you plan on holding till EOD/exercising? I'm following your path in getting some, but I've never done a 0dte call so I'm not sure on the strategy

>> No.57863622
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Literally priced in.

>> No.57863633 [DELETED] 

I'm more of a Zionist Ashkenazi who only wants the space cleared first before I go home and help with the temple.

>> No.57863645

I'm going to sell when I make my 5 grand, or I'll sell when I'm down more than whatever 2% or more

>> No.57863654

Whats the point of it though? I mean youre already going to hell anyways for rejecting Jesus Christ as lord and savior, why try to make life hell too? Do you people just have a fetish for unlimited masochism or something?

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>> No.57863672

This isn't 0dte, this is 1dte hold overnight. You can sell parts, and sell more parts. You can also lose almost everything at open. Gap up gap down as small as .1% is going to be like 5 grand on 100 option contracts.

>> No.57863679

It's not the best entry right now, but it's not terrible either.

>> No.57863681

You believe the temple won't be dedicated to christ in some way?

>> No.57863704

Yeah 720c 3/28 are pretty cheap @ $110
>hurr anon that's a 32% gain to break even
Yeah and you got an entire fucking month to do it with earnings next week.

This shit gonna pop to $650 by next friday and you're gonna be sitting on a cool 1k that you can put in something worthwhile like a proper big boy call.

>> No.57863709

I mean didnt Christ specifically say not to worship idols ie golden cows? Besides, Jesus was a Shepard and a carpenter, not a rancher and stone mason.

>> No.57863720
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If dating Jewish women has taught me anything it's that they definitely want to make life on Earth a living hell.

>> No.57863723

My entire portfolio is like 500 bucks. I was homeless last month so I dont really have much capital laying around.

>> No.57863725

You didn't answer my question.

>> No.57863742

Well they cut baby dicks, so thats pretty indicative of a fucked up mindset. Like why would anyone think its a good idea to cut a babys dick? Thats literally schizo shit.
>that baby has a dick, I should cut it!
No normal person thinks like that.

>> No.57863763

If by "dedication" you mean a monument to your treachery against God and an insult against his commands then, maybe?

>> No.57863766

Hey I know you. It's been a rough week man. I also believe in ADBE though, I might join you on atm calls if my spy call prints

Good point. I'll do that, sell chunks of profit where I can.

>> No.57863783

I mean you say "dedication" but you could be having a gay anal scat orgy and "dedicate" it, that doesn't mean thats what they would want and they would be simultaneously insulted and disgusted.

>> No.57863808
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Why did the dollar weaken against the yen today, considering they are issuing special government bonds typically reserved for emergencies?

>> No.57863831

Reread your Genisis, stealing the 10 commandments is a violation of the 8th on you claim to uphold as virtue. Fuck you and calling us treacherous when your own sacrilege is egregious and your own ignorance makes me want to vomit.

>> No.57863853
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Tomorrow I buy American Express puts, Starbucks puts, and AT&T puts. Then I will logoff and return to check my account in a month to see where I'm at

>> No.57863905

Youve overlooked one crucial detail, jews are the ones who put Jesus to death. Thats fucked up.

>> No.57863907
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You'll be here Friday.

>> No.57863930

Want to buy MARA because it's been dumping despite bitcoin due to them selling their own stock. Is now a good entry point?

>> No.57863934

"If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic.... Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong."

t. Kissinger

The only good reason you Kikes haven't been wiped out fully is because there's a few decent ones amongst you.

>> No.57863935 [DELETED] 

If i had my way It would be a half buried cross that we lit on fire and took turns urinating on to put out.

>> No.57863942
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please stop sirs
they are culling the tech workers

>> No.57863964 [DELETED] 

For 2000 years Christians bought into the lie that Jesus was g_d, it's a shame you guys were all tricked into breaking the first commandment from the start.

>> No.57863965
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Miners are getting slaughtered into halving. $10 by April. Plus MARA just did a huge dilutionary money grab and hosed its shareholders once more.
It's a dilution ponzi basically with the miners. Whatever gains they make is wiped out eventually by dilution to raise money for new equipment or tossing out old miners.

Wouldn't touch them with a 10 ft pole before or weeks after the halving. Got with MSTR instead or just the ETFs.

Plus the whole market is going to correct now.

>> No.57863979

Jesus weeps for you, but God laughs at you.

Anyways enough talk about armageddon, what company did you get those dick pills from?

>> No.57863983
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>Implying I believe in Babylonian Bronze Age fairytales.

Lmao even

>> No.57863987


Even when I log out of my broker
I never leave the promise land

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TLDR earnings will be good and it'll be a big winner

>> No.57864006

No one said that, Jesus is the SON of God.

>> No.57864009
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>Babylonian Bronze Age fairytales.

>> No.57864010 [DELETED] 

You know what, you're right. You just fucking touched me. Fuck it. Idgaf anymore.

>> No.57864042

Cool idgaf anymore. I only believe in this fucking face seen here. >>57863983
It's better than anything ITT. Fuck all your religious beliefs fuck politics just look at that fucking face.

>> No.57864060

That's literally what they are.
Kikes appropriated Babylonian folklore and then the Catholic church foolishly didn't toss them out with that piece of shit called the Old Testament.

>> No.57864063

And there it is, you (((people))) are truly something else.

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imagine unironically praying the """"god"""" of abraham.
>seething about jesus
jesus and christianity is the only reason why you're here today. if you didn't sacrifice him to your desert demon, well let's just say you wouldn't even be a footnote in history.

>> No.57864072

Idgaf anymore. Fuck Jesus fuck you fuck God too and those mothers who are the single parents of bad children fuck them too.

>> No.57864075

It's not to late accept Christ as lord and savior. All you have to do is pray, proclaim that Christ IS lord and savior and ask him to come into your heart and cleanse you of your sins. You cant help being born a jew, bit you can choose to seek Christ and be born again as a child of God.

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Can't log in, can't log out, you're here forever. Welcome to the hotel 4channel. Pool's closed, nigger.

>> No.57864093 [DELETED] 

No fuck you and your fucking mother fucking rape baby. I'm going strait to hinduism.

>> No.57864120

>Catholic church foolishly didn't toss them out with that piece of shit called the Old Testament.
except they did. the catholics dont sacrifice a chicekn for their sins. or circumcise. or avoid certain foods. they tossed all the extra pagan stuff that got lumped in.

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Good morning Sirs

>> No.57864130

Those prophets all died saying "I have not found the way" but in the bible Christ says "I am the way"! Buddha never said that he was the way, Christ did! Christ IS the way to salvation! You may not feel worthy of Gods love but he can forgive you!

>> No.57864142

They're all the same person retard.

>> No.57864148

If the new president of Indonesia is talking more privatization I should buy their market right?

>> No.57864157

>bought JD calls before closing
>pumping after hours
My calls doin a little somthin

>> No.57864160

>someone posted their hand and it has a trimmed nail and the thumb isn't weird
standards have been raised

>> No.57864165

If Jesus is so great and powerful why are there still niggers?

>> No.57864171

Large tech companies that will "fail" like IBM did in the next few years:

>> No.57864176

The interesting part is the body hair is blonde.

>> No.57864180

Wow holy shit imagine being a grown ass adult and believing in any flavor of Sky Daddy in 2000+24. So fucking retarded, you guys shouldn't be able to vote and shit.

>> No.57864181

So why cant you accept Christ as lord and savior if theyre all the same? Why choose to believe in buddha if he's just a different iteration of Christ? By that logic one could also claim that Hitler was the greatest avatar, but you arent worshipping him.
Just, think about it ok? I know being a jew by birth you may be hesitant due to your talmudic upbringing, but Jesus saves, he can save you.

>> No.57864198

The truth is we are all God. Lol and you're just too retarded to see through all the bullshit

>> No.57864202

They're just among gods creatures that he put in this earth the same as lions and elephants, it was mans folly to think that a featherless bipedal was a man. Bringing them into the fold and treating them like humans would be the same as putting a lion in a daycare, something that only humans could do.

>> No.57864203
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Insider here.

Tomorrow. Buy Stocks in the Morning on margin. Before J Powell's speech around 10. Do not buy at the right when the market starts.

Sell at the end of the day.

You're welcome. Enjoy your free gains.

>> No.57864218

Also Buddhism and Hinduism is different and you're speaking as ignorant as like fuck I dunno the guy wondering which his puts are losing money even though the stock went down.

>> No.57864228

Does anyone think ARDX is gonna go up massive tomorrow? There is supposed to be a bill in Congress that helps them and it's being marked up.

>> No.57864242

I can't put my sins on someone else, I have integrity and personal responsibility.

>> No.57864251

If I were president I'd enforce a 30 minute halt on trading in the middle of the day for a lunch break

>> No.57864261
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>If Jesus is so great and powerful why are there still niggers?
>hating blacks

>> No.57864290

Why MSTR instead?

>> No.57864294

Jesus wants you to seek him out and to find peace and rest in him. Confess your sins to him so he can cleanse you of your sins and grant you everlasting life.

>> No.57864314 [DELETED] 

I wasn't talking about blacks. I was talking about ignorance and stupidity like you. You're unable to accept evidence and readjust your faith yet still spread it. What miracles have you experienced directly attributed to Jesus? Like bro, your fucking dumb and your iq is probably 110 tops. That's being generous.

>> No.57864369
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>55 posts by this ID

>> No.57864371

Well every time I've come close to actually committing suicide I have terrible nightmares that same night and when I wake up feeling disturbed I have this sudden clarity and a voice pops into my head, as if spoken in an instant the phrase is there as if written on a wall and immediately understood.
I would consider that divine intervention.

>> No.57864448

White people literally are inferior

>> No.57864464
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Dream on mudroach

>> No.57864481

when I do mushrooms I become a black woman

>> No.57864482


This is a great idea ngl -- or keep the markets open an hour or two later and have a siesta at noon est

>> No.57864487

AI dashcams

>> No.57864490

what does SMCI even do or manufacture or put together?

>> No.57864495
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>there are still at least 100 posts left in this thread

>> No.57864499

Chinese spy chips

>> No.57864502

think you're turning japanese?

>> No.57864505

Yeah I turned returned to monkey on psychedelics a couple times too.

>> No.57864515

You are an idiot for going all in on those. Dumbass canadian

>> No.57864531

how much will TSLA fall tomorrow?

>> No.57864532

Fuck no. 24/7 trading or nothing.

>> No.57864544
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>US sabotages NordStream2
>Germany responds by torching Tesla
I like it

>> No.57864562
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i want to believe

>> No.57864566

hmm this seems like either a really good idea or a really bad idea. i personally feel like the economy is doing great, and we don’t need rate cuts because its still hot. but who knows what the (((data))) says

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>> No.57864615
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Hows the prompt engineering going on generating Apu? Any breakthroughs?

>> No.57864648

GSI is the /smg/ approved pennyscam

>> No.57864656
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bro ...

>> No.57864658
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Trust me anon. It's gonna be good.

>> No.57864659

Its fine to bet big on something you think will pop. But to put more than 10% to 20% of your portfolio on this is stupid.

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>> No.57864699
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I've been spamming the last 5 threads with business conversation

>> No.57864712

I came to this island with more money than you

>> No.57864716

has that stupid asshole JPow fixed the economy yet?

>> No.57864722

youre right and i cant explain what led to this utter disregard of risk management

>> No.57864732
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are there bots in here?

>> No.57864842

the general really went to dead silence after that threat

>> No.57864858

Why not just hold what I got?

>> No.57864870
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The skinjobs know I'm on to them.

Anyways, art Anon, make us some Bladerunner Apus, thx

>> No.57864880
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>> No.57864882

What happened?

>> No.57864901
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Elementary, my dear frog. Check the chart.

>> No.57864905


>> No.57864923
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Don't ever post that version of that image again
It's VERY disrespectful to the duck
Post this one instead

>> No.57864981
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>> No.57865008

What threat? I didn't say that *I* was gonna send baggie to hell, I just said that he would go there if he didn't accept Christ as lord and savior. That's a courtesy not a threat.

>> No.57865026
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AMC baggots are seething at an upcoming BIG rally

>> No.57865050
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is a "fee-only" financial advisor really any better than a regular financial advisor?

>> No.57865054

What a red day it was. Almost as red as Loona's futa canine cock in the image I just beat off to while imagining getting face raped by her.

>> No.57865058
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i fucking dare one of you to buy my puts on SOXL
double dog

>> No.57865144

Why do hot girls have to be so despicable, someone use AI to put her in a wedding dress please.

>> No.57865150

you bought puts right before Powell announces the regime propaganda meant to get Biden elected?? Seriously dude? Tomorrow we will be told the economy is perfect and we will enter a 5 year bull run as a long as Biden remains in power. Dumbass. Go get some calls before its too late. Fucking retard. Shit. I can’t fathom being stupid like you

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>> No.57865191

Dreams and memories are simulations for the body to protect itself from harm

>> No.57865229
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Tomorrow will be bright red

>> No.57865261
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Why'd I have to check Chinese futures the eve after I sold all my YINN?? I knew nothing good would come from checking yet I did anyways. Load up YINN on margin tomorrow: I sold the bottom yet again.

>> No.57865275
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It will be, until 10am eastern time

>> No.57865292

Horrifying if true. I often have dreams where people are trying to kill me and I have to fight back and kill them, like last night some fag was chasing me down an empty street and I picked up an AK74 and shot him in the face, then I picked up what looked like suppressed Ash-12 and shoot him in the head a couple more times but he had an altyn on so it just kinda jerked his head and bounced off.
Its usually something like that.

>> No.57865303
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let's check the chart

>> No.57865325 [DELETED] 

Some one tried to get me b&. Probably a poor person who is incapable of making proper decisions.

>> No.57865333
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The market is pumping on Trump's inevitably, sad but true. Lurk more on POL.

>> No.57865363

Haley won Vermont. But Vermont sends a communist to the senate who hates billionaires. He used to hate millionaires and billionaires but after people bought his book he only hates billionaires. Common sense and commitments and oops all your delegates go to Joe Biden.

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Crisp spring green.

>> No.57865432

Haley won because Vermont was the only state small enough for her to suck and fuck every Republican voter.

>> No.57865436
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Isn't there supposed to be some kind of fed meeting or something tomorrow?

>> No.57865438

That tells me VT allows crossover voting and the only people there (a few college liberals in Montpellier) organized a protest vote to get orange man

>> No.57865451

Even for 0DTE calls full port tomorrow, odd for 0DTE puts full port tomorrow.

>> No.57865459

I’m never going to use /pol/. I’m not a faggot. I’m already more racist and anti-semitic than you could possibly imagine. There is nothing more for me to learn or to say on the subject. I’m here to get richer during the everlasting golden age of the american empire. /pol/ is for cringe babies who can’t be racist irl with friends and families, and want to talk to glowies trying to groom them all day. I’m different. I’m better. My dick is huge and my nuts are so plump they drag on the ground. I’m riden with Biden.

>> No.57865461

The digits have spoken

>> No.57865464

Tomorrow will be shit brown. The whiskey is in full control now. You won't even understand the whirlwind of shit coming out of Jay Powells mouth because you're going to be like a bitch on a matress getting fucking screwed in every way you've never felt and unable to do anything about it dazed like a deer in head lights.

>> No.57865466

whoa, I want a gf that looks like this!

>> No.57865469

Jerome Powell (who, despite the name, is not actually black) will drone on about inflation and unemployment to old fucks in Congress, who will ask inane questions that get pastiched into campaign ads nobody will ever watch or care about.

>> No.57865477

>implying over half the voters who voted for her were actually Republicans.

This is accurate.

>> No.57865491

Is this legit

>> No.57865495
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>> No.57865510 [DELETED] 

Gookfu used to look like that. I dunno what else to say.

>> No.57865512

Where's those pastas about J Powell dragging Janet in the bathroom and running a train on the Fed Board womens

>> No.57865521

Hon. Jerome Powell

>> No.57865530

I hated everyone of them and hate you for reminding me they existed. Fuck you!

>> No.57865535
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I hope Baggot looks like this

>> No.57865546

selling all my aapl stock asap that stock is trash.

>> No.57865547 [DELETED] 
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No it's going to he more like this.

>> No.57865559

Yes, it says it's been backtested

>> No.57865564

Wow wow wow wow wow... calm down Mr Buffet. Just buy some more and send that apple out to your brothers Jimmy and Charlie.

>> No.57865568


>> No.57865591

>having a good night
>see picture of ex

>> No.57865593

60% of the time it works everytime.

>> No.57865601

your Fu is brown

>> No.57865608

What is the best site for analyst forecasts?

>> No.57865625 [DELETED] 

Nah she's got certain traits about her assets that everyone whos been here a few years can vouge for. She's not brown at all.

>> No.57865629


>> No.57865637

Don’t listen to (((analysts))). They are all involved in psyops for their own benefit. You need to operate entirely on intuition.

>> No.57865644

they are all frauds they have piece of shit aapl as A rating and i have been buying it when it was 193. that piece of shit is going straight to 130/share where it belongs.

>> No.57865648

I'll pray for you baggie. I understand your anger. It's ok to be upset for how things have been.

>> No.57865663

So are you telling me I can get it at a rating from you for 140 bucks?

>> No.57865667

... and the other 40%?

>> No.57865671 [DELETED] 

You don't understand a fucking thing and stop giving me yous, our discussion almost got me b&, just fuck off.

>> No.57865680

That's where risk management comes into play

>> No.57865690
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>68 pbtid

>> No.57865692

is it true that Jews anger easily?

>> No.57865731
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NVDA bros... Are things going too well?

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>> No.57865736

Nobody wants to interact and do a fuckong thing. Fine this is my 69th and last post itt, also cost corporations or cost companies or whatever Costco is... it's legit luxury goods and should post profits, but macro fuckery can fuck the day for them.... you don't have to lose any battles to win the war. That old addedge is retarded and fucked up for fuxks sake and whatever. But cost should beat I'm just reluctant on everything a 5% gain in cost Corp could reverse to red if yiu get vix up to 20.

>> No.57865745

wait it until it goes to 130 then buy. aapl is way overvalued i made the mistake of thinking good company equals good stock to buy. once again the stock market is a different ballgame evaluations are a science and if you are buying when the stock price is overinflated you will have to waste capital averaging down.

this shit is difficult to have learned and lots of people will face this reality with nvidia soon.

>> No.57865765 [DELETED] 

I'm not even mad, you've never seen me when I'm mad. I once took a painting off the wall and put gookfu's head through the canvas and glass. Somehow she forgave me.

>> No.57865771

Anyone in JD?
It went up a bit, wondering if earnings will keep it up or not

>> No.57865780

What bitter Chinese don’t understand about us is that we ban their products from USA because yes of course they would ridiculously dominate here but also because their mediocrity would destroy all motivation for exceptional quality or innovation. See the 1970s dark age auto industry caused by Japan. It’s nothing personal like they think but it’s to keep humanity moving forward. I just noticed that the reason for Apple big drop in sales was because of a Chinese trade war with China demanding people stop buying Apple products.

>> No.57865790

why do you think it's going to 1k by April?

>> No.57865821

Because they have an influx of new students who don't speak English so they're already behind in technology and will use Adobe instead of AI.

>> No.57865848

wtf europe...?

>> No.57865873

how do i profit from zoomers and alphas being completely incapable of critical thought due to being constantly stimmed from the moment their eyes can focus on mama's phone?

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>> No.57865910

9618 is only up temporarily because you literally cannot sell around the open or close of Chinese markets.

>> No.57865978

>Toyota didn’t make an offer on union demands for pay hikes, as wage talks drag on during a time when policymakers are seeking signs that a sustainable wage-price cycle may be emerging in Japan


>> No.57866022

Catholics are more pagan though. They worship saints, they worship the trinity and they worship idols. Catholicism, every Protestant sect that isn’t unitarianism and orthodoxy are all fairly paganistic.

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If dubs Jerome rugs the market tomorrow.

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How the fuck is JPow supposed to fix shit when he only has control over monetary policy while Janet Yellen and Joe Biden keep fucking everything up with what they are doing with fiscal policy? JPow keeps telling people hey I can only fix so much when the government is going to be this retarded with their fiscal policies. Just close the fucking door already...

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If singles we close flat at 0.0%.

>> No.57866117

Still can't believe Mongolian Mining Corp destroyed everyone. Absolutely crushed it.

>> No.57866119

I am enjoying these Apu Apustaja sloppas like a motherfucker

>> No.57866123

I’m buying sqqq calls and waiting for tech to finally crash. Eventually my big payout will offset all my loses.

>> No.57866125

I don't know why but this webm infuriates me
>woman smug about how shit her sandwich making skills are eating a big loaf of shit sandwich as if it's any good

>> No.57866131

>mediocrity would destroy all motivation for exceptional quality or innovation
Tell that to the Model T

>> No.57866134

He have tools to fuck put.

>> No.57866154

he himself said they have LOTS of tools in their arsenal to control this beast we call inflation. I'm sure he'll pull some magic out of his ass and save the day

legendary golden bull run you don't even know we are in until it is over

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>> No.57866184

Why not SWVXX?

>> No.57866540
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Plenty of adrenochrome left in this one