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too slow edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous thread: >>57834295

>> No.57837409

ORCL Earnings Mar 11

>> No.57837421

Adobe to 800 eom

>> No.57837424
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>>57837374
LLAP

>> No.57837443
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God please let INTC hit 50
>>57837424
shill me LLAP

>> No.57837467

>>57837443
Lockheeb wants to buy it out entirely for 1 dollar so the board of directors made a thing where if lockheeb goes forward then they have to buy the shares for double their current market value.
Tldr easy 2x courtesy of MIC

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>>57837443
Remember Nemoi? He was awesome.

>> No.57837486

Why shouldn't I buy some 3/8 SOXL 45 calls right now??

>> No.57837531

21 year old zoomer here
do any oldfags here have tips to survive the coming economic crisis? how did you hold up after 2007?

>> No.57837562

First for MUMU ETF

>> No.57837566
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>>57837531
>zoomer
>survive the coming economic crisis
Pick one.

>> No.57837570

>>57837531
Have liquidity, do not owe anyone liquidity

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>> No.57837572

I bought AMD today

>> No.57837584
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It's gonna be blood red tomorrow, frens.
Get ready.

>> No.57837600

>>57837572
That candle does not look so hot.

>> No.57837611

>>57837531
Index funds. Buy the piss out of them because everyone will be pitching in 10 years that they didn't buy in.

>> No.57837619

Jesus fuck today was stressful. Fucking hackers

>my phones Sim card randomly deactivated
>while in the middle of wifi calling Verizon i realize that my emails password was changed
>still able to log on tho, immediately change it and try to change all my investment account passwords
>meanwhile I am getting literally 50+ spam emails a minute, trying to distract me from what's going on
>Fidelity is having issues changing my password
>can't call them to fix cause of the Sim card thing
>coinbase suddenly doesn't recognize my computer
>not getting their emails to recognize it
>eventually set enough mail filters to block out the spam shit
>drive to Verizon store to fix the Sim card thing
>finally an hour after that am able to log onto coinbase, but my account was frozen due to suspicious activity so I need to do extra security stuff to authenticate
>still in the middle of that

Looks like in the end I didn't lose any money to my knowledge. Fuck hackers/scammers though, hope they all get cancer. It's time for a stress nap

>> No.57837621

>>57837443
damn int is at 50?
I bought at 25 when it tanked and sold for a modest gain, my paper hands, once again, have prevented me from making it
captcha: ATTAK

>> No.57837622

>>57837531
If you're cute enough you can come stay with me until it blows over. You will have to give me certain "favors" in return however.

>> No.57837625

>>57837531
I was 16 in 2007 but after seeing so many families living out of their cars I refused to get a mortgage and have somewhere (somewhat unconventional) to live rent free now.
I have zero trust in "the economy" and "the job market" and assume I have to deal with everything myself.

>> No.57837632

>>57837531
I went to work as a government contractor on a pretty large and stable contract (stable in that it was unlikely to be cancelled or given to another company). Didn't make a ton of money, but I did alright.

>> No.57837635
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>>57837531
Well I bought my house cheap thanks to that mess. Other than that I simply kicked back and worked as normal. The 2020 crash and uh 2022 dump was different; I hiked my 401k contributions over 3x during that period.

>> No.57837637

>>57837531
I graduated college during the great recession
i cashed out my mutual funds to pay for my last year of school right before it crashed, so i guess that was a positive, but the job market was terrible

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Important poll. Take it seriously, if we get this wrong the aliens will not grant us an intergalactic brokerage account
https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3E26ky3

>> No.57837683

>>57837667
No Buy high sell high option?

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>>57837531
You guys are boned. B O N E D. It will be random who survives.

>> No.57837691

>>57837486
Market's closed

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>>57837570
well, that kind of sucks because I'm kind of $50k in debt right now

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>>57837619
I mean either you're schizo or you got sim swapped on. If it's the latter you have to thank Verizon for that one although I doubt they fall for that shit these days (at least i hope they don't), so it's probably the former you're a schizo.

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>>57837695
Bruh.

>> No.57837716

>>57837683
Then you bought low fren

>> No.57837733

>>57837695
Holy fuck you've got to pay that off. If there's one thing you shouldn't do it's carry around large amounts of debt. That will destroy your life. It will be fine and then all at once we'll hit a downturn and that will be it.

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We are going to pump harder until every bobo goes insane.

>> No.57837741

>>57837695
>21
>50k in debt
If youre talking student loans then fuck off. But if this is credit card debt/car payment, just liquidate your assets and get debt free now. Declare bankruptcy if you have to. Its only going to get worse.

>> No.57837743

>>57837695
let me guess, variable credit card debt?

>> No.57837746

QRD on LLAP?

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>>57837667
I'm sorry, but I can't participate. My preference is to short low cover high!

>> No.57837766

>>57837746
TO

THE

MOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.57837767
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>>57837443
Pure play satellite stock. Mostly parts for telecommunications satellites. For the upcoming space based communications networks. MIL contracts. $2.4 Billion dollar contract from Rivada (most dangerous aspect, still a secondary contractor to rivada until more diversification, which is underway). LMT already owns 1/3 of it and is reliant on it for its own government space contracts. Sadly it went public via SPAC right as the jews changed the rules to make SPACs less appealing. Then within moments of hitting the market the 2022 crash happened. It has cash on hand. It has paying clients. But the stock went below $1 in october so NYSE threatened to delist it within 6 months if it couldn't stay above the $1 mark. As a result the company had to make contingency plans. Those plans became bad news which depressed the stock further. Doesn’t matter. Rivada paid them. Looks fine for now. New announced projects and ventures with a variety of clients to help diversify away from over reliance on Rivada and LMT. Earnings report March 26th (before NYSE deadline).

Owner is a trekkie. LLAP stands for
Live
Long
And
Prosper

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>>57837695
>I'm kind of $50k in debt right now
You will DIE in the next economic crisis.

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>>57837531
seconded, i'm not very confident that staying in college is going to give me a good job.
>>57837625
based.

>> No.57837793

>>57837746
I already told you, its an easy 2x thanks to MICers.

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>>57837695
Don't worry we're gonna send you a copy of "The Total Money Makeover", gift you a FREE Customized Plan and get you started on those 7 baby steps. Its gonna be tough but you'll make it through this alright.

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>>57837767
MIC* contracts. Sorry I have to use MIL when texting the wife so often my brain just autocorrects it.

>> No.57837839

>>57837825
I love listening to this guy take a big fat shit on the people who call in with their 200k debt working part time as a pet toy salesman.

>> No.57837853

>>57837741
Student loans are worse. At least with credit cards you can go to court and get some/all of the debt gone within 7 years.

>> No.57837857

>>57837743
I mean all my friends use credit cards as well, I haven't put much thought into it desu
We travel a lot, I need a decent car and I'm dining out almost every weekend. I view these as essential things living in western civilization

>> No.57837858

>>57837839
how the fuck do people with shit to no credit, get approved for $50k plus credit cards???

>> No.57837882

>>57837857
Is this bait? There's no way you're this stupid.

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>>57837857
Shit b8 m8 I r8 0/8

>> No.57837901

>>57837858
The more credit cards you open (and use very lightly) the higher your credit score goes. You can be unemployed and work your way up to credit limits in the tens of thousands this way.

>> No.57837903

>>57837857
>We travel a lot
Stop, or use the bus.
>I need a decent car
No you dont, you need a RELIABLE car that you can AFFORD. Otherwise, its the bus for you.
>I'm dining out almost every weekend
Learn to cook. use the fucking mealkits if you are illiterate
>I view these as essential things living in western civilization
You're going to be a debt slave in a western nation.

>> No.57837922

>>57837903
>you need a RELIABLE car
And you can get used Toyotas for like $5k so there's no reason to go into debt over this. I just bought one so don't @ me on this.

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>>57837858
We're talking rock bottom FICO scores (BELOW 550), no income verification and adjustable rates

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EMERGENCY /SMG/ UPDATE

https://youtu.be/WkySgG6pQiU

https://youtu.be/WkySgG6pQiU

https://youtu.be/WkySgG6pQiU

>> No.57837944

>>57837901
I'm unemployed and have a combined limit of like $40k, though I was employed when I got that.
My total debt balance right now is $167.69

>> No.57837949

>>57837932
Credit scores really have nothing to do with people's ability to pay loans, it's effectively an IQ/reading comprehension score at this point.

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>>57837903
>use the fucking mealkits if you are illiterate
We recently learned through some original /smg/ research that HELFY is over priced though, so don't go with that one. It ends up working out to like $30 per meal

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>>57837936
Thats a weird v-tuber avatar you're using there

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>> No.57838014

>>57837970
yeah after covid they starting charging almost as much per box for shipping. half my shit would be bad in the summer too so i just stopped and buy my own ingredients

>> No.57838018

>>57837979
Did the Vulkans say that in TNG? My brother liked that show way more than I did (I'm a TOS guy.)

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>>57837936
I'm pretty sure you're the only retard here invested in NYCB

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>>57838030
That's pretty sad because that means I will be the only one that wins in the end. I suppose the road to victory can sometimes be a lonely one. Many such cases.

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>>57837737
Uuhh, CISA sister, your PND scam is out of gas. Now we crash into the second great depression and you go to prison for securities fraud.

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INTC

>> No.57838109

Girl farts

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anyone playing BIG for earnings?

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>>57838018
Yeah thats what the Spock says. I can’t stand TOS and only have seen a few episodes (the supposed top 10 best) but I’ve watched TNG, DS9, VOY, and ENT like 5 times each. I have autism

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>>57837777
nice quads

>> No.57838161

>>57838071
pumping to $75 calling it.

>>57838125
anon where do you get the weekly earning call chart? looks nifty

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1 for 2, but the losses in GTLB have been made up for the fat jump in AVAV.

>> No.57838188

>>57838161
https://twitter.com/eWhispers

>> No.57838203

>>57838133
I just looked it up and outside one episode Spock isn't even in TOS (which was what I remembered.)
Idk how people can stand that, it's practically a soap opera. TOS felt like a fast paced Hornblower episode in space.

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Why haven't you bought calls yet anon? Still scared?

>> No.57838253

>>57838188
thanks

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>>57838224
>p-please buy more calls
>p-please, I'm begging you
>p-please keep the gamma squeeze going ;_;

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>>57837936
Good job rocker.

>> No.57838289

>>57838203
I genuinely like the soap opera in space genre. Babylon 5 too. My wife caught me watching DS9 for a few months last year and told me “you know this is just a soap opera with stupid facial prosthetics right?” Yes. And I love it unashamedely will full knowledge of this truth.

>> No.57838291

>>57838276
kek appreciate the trailer park boys reference

>> No.57838292

>>57838224
Because the last hour and a half of the market was total shit.

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>>57838273
Scared it is then.

>> No.57838309

>>57838170
Why the hell is GitLab dumping? They beat, they're a good company, they don't even hide anything you can go read all their "internal" stuff in publicly hosted git repos (and make PRs! Fuck voting at shareholder meetings.)

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SMCI holding support AH, not dumping. That's a good sign institutions aren't gonna dump after today.

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We are entering multiyear bottom for EVs and lithium mining. Slurp with caution. Sell your TSLA if you haven’t already, its market cap is far too big relative to other auto companies. Maybe DCA into Rivian if you are ballsy, but it will have more bad earnings reports to come.

>> No.57838361

>>57838289
That's interesting. Idk soap operas stress me out to much. In TOS they have a problem and they usually just shoot it with a phaser or tricorder. It's way less stressful.

>> No.57838368

>>57838224
need see 10Y drops little more.

>> No.57838377

>>57837619
That's why mandatory two-factor authentication using phones is dumb.

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CISA is using government tax dollars to shill buying calls as hard as they possibly can on every social media platform in order to create a(n unsustainable) gamma squeeze so that Biden can reelected. Not only is this securities fraud, but it is also turning the entire stock market into one huge PND scam that's about to implode into another great depression.

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>>57837936

>> No.57838434

>>57838403
*can get reelected

>> No.57838440

>>57838356
Who the fuck buys Nissans? Besides you know who and their Altimas?

>> No.57838465

>>57838403
>can on every social media platform
I always thought youtube is a social media platform but I guess I am wrong here.

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>>57838403
Go buy more pet rocks queer.

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>>57837936

>> No.57838529

>>57838465
That's not mutually exclusive with what he said.

>> No.57838548
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Doing a boomer style buy and forget.
Thinking Chevron, Altria and MMM.
Though I'm a little hesitant on the MMM. It, like ATT, is supposed to be a good dividend stock, but is already in the red, with what I do have.
Any reason not to pick those?
Anything that could be optimized?

Also, how do y'all handle doing anything with large money values. I feel bad when buy fast food with a coupon.

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>>57838403
>the bull market is a democrat conspiracy!

New bear cope just dropped

>> No.57838657

>>57838030
No some newfag bought it last week after seeing Rocker shill it and was bitching about it.

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>>57838587
Can't save everyone.

>> No.57838674

>SPX death cross
is it time?

>> No.57838707

>>57837936
Here we go again. JPM buys out all good assets and dumps the rest on shareholders. Stock goes OTC.

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>>57838674
No deathcross on any time frame except the 1minute.
>lmao

>> No.57838715

>>57838440
single moms?

>> No.57838722

>>57838674
Yes. Apple breaks the trendline but you need hedge your short with NVDA.

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>>57838587

Most analysts agree the market is front-running a Trump presidency. The market expect Trump will cut taxes.

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>>57838587
>>57838663
>https://judiciary.house.gov/media/press-releases/new-report-reveals-cisa-tried-cover-censorship-practices
>https://www.cisa.gov/topics/critical-infrastructure-security-and-resilience/critical-infrastructure-sectors/financial-services-sector
>June 26, 2023
>Press Release
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, the House Judiciary Committee and the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government released an interim staff report detailing how the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) — an agency within the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) originally intended to protect pipelines and other critical infrastructure from cyberattacks — expanded its mission to surveil and censor Americans' speech on social media. The report entitled, "The Weaponization of CISA: How a 'Cybersecurity' Agency Colluded with Big Tech and 'Disinformation' Partners to Censor Americans," outlines collusion between CISA, Big Tech, and government-funded third parties to conduct censorship by proxy and cover up CISA's unconstitutional activities.
>Information obtained to date has revealed that the CISA has facilitated the censorship of Americans directly and through third-party intermediaries.
> CISA considered the creation of an anti-misinformation "rapid response team" capable of physically deploying across the United States.
>CISA moved its censorship operation to a CISA-funded non-profit after CISA and the Biden Administration were sued in federal court, implicitly admitting that its censorship activities are unconstitutional.
> CISA wanted to use the same CISA-funded non-profit as its mouthpiece to "avoid the appearance of government propaganda."
> Members of CISA's advisory committee agonized that it was "only a matter of time before someone realizes we exist and starts asking about our work."
> In response to mounting public scrutiny, CISA scrubbed its website of references to its domestic surveillance and censorship activities.

>> No.57838730

>>57838052
>That's pretty sad because that means I will be the only one that wins in the end.
FUCKIN
U
C
K
I
N

BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.57838736

Once Trump gets reelected is NAK back on the plate?

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>>57837936
I'm ready to ride NYCB into the dumpster or the stars

>> No.57838752

>>57838548
Buy John Deer if you are long term hold. The upcoming AI tractors will make mexican laborers obsolete for many crop types. Check the bill and melinda gates foundation holdings for confirmation on this

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>>57838156
didn't notice till now lol
>>57838356
if picrel goes to 5k i'd buy it
>looks like thirde deathtrap
it won't brick from a software update unlike every other EV.

>> No.57838773

>>57838715
That's what I said.

>> No.57838780

What cooked Altria today?

>> No.57838782

>>57838421
KEK
E
KEK

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is it time to load up on China?
Also i fucking love little girls

>> No.57838813
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>>57838750
You will unironically make it.

>> No.57838814

>>57838752
Interesting. Timeline?

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>>57838728
Stay poor.

>> No.57838821

>>57838712
>using anything other than the 1 minute

>> No.57838856

>>57838814
no one knows. but its probably the only real world application for “AI” that I think will have real term consequences in the 5 to 10 year range. huge reduction in the mexican slave labor required to maintain fields of crops.

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>>57838816
The fact that you glowniggers moved your shill operation into private nonprofit shell companies to avoid scrutiny also means that you don't get government immunity. You're breaking the law right now.

>> No.57838889

>>57837936
I bought covered calls. If youre right, I will personally fly myself out to michigan to suck on your penis until completion.

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>>57838821
10 in the last 5 days and still hit a new ath. The absolute state of bobo cope.

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>>57838889
you bought covered™ calls?

>> No.57838922
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>>57838889
I'd start doing mouth stretching exercises. Bloomberg anon is currently trying to FUD me out of my position but I won't bend

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>>57838874
6/10 bait gg

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>>57838874
>breaking the law
picrel reminder that nearly every single politician should be rotting in a cell because of this law but it doesn't matter laws don't apply to rulers how stupid are you? Why would they smack themselves in the head with the cudgel of the law. It's not like you niggers will ever do anything anyway.

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So I've watched the latest porkie pig video and seems like he didn't short AQB. Wich was up today. So he is lying to you about his trades /smg/. Porkie should be banned from the thread!

>> No.57839017

>>57837936
>got a DIVIDEND and DRIPed that motherfucker thus expanding equity
again
>>57838730

>> No.57839023

laws aren't real anyway they're just lines you gotta tow as laid down by racketeering gangsters calling themselves government. You shouldn't be surprised when they can break their own rules and you as a protection money paying schlub can't. It's the exact same dynamic to a T.

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>>57838975
I will be shorting AQB heavily next week. I'll keep you posted Soros. This week is me getting in early on BFI. Don't bother investing, you chuds can't trade on my level.

>> No.57839075

Anyone who says
NUHVIDIA
should be gassed.

>> No.57839086

>>57838935
>>57839023
It all comes crashing down after Biden loses and all of the CISA shills get hit with treason charges.

>> No.57839088

>>57837858
Have you ever heard of a body of literature called the Talmud?

>> No.57839130

>>57838921
Thats what I said big whoop wanna fight about it?
>>57838922
Im doing my own research and trying to understand why anyone would think they WOULDNT get a bailout?

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>>57839075
I concur

>> No.57839144

>>57838403
Crazy how bears don't really understand how Financial markets work

>> No.57839145

>>57838120
That vid was pure kino.

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>>57839130
no

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>>57838052
>investing in a community bank in a higher rates for longer environment in a city with some of the worst CRE bags ever seen in human history

Jesus Christ good luck you insane nigger.

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How are you guys this fuckin schizo again?

>> No.57839182

>>57839130
They will get a bailout. We aren't playing by the rules of reality, we are full on clown markets with funny money. Yeah Biden is really going to let NYCB collapse? Why not just hand Trump the presidency then?

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>>57839031
ok good I understand
you don't have any money right now

but just fyi earnings are this week so
you're a pussy bitch anyway

>> No.57839195

>>57839130
If they do the asset mispricing will be bad enough that participating in the US economy is no longer worth it for most people and the whole thing will come apart. Also they're trying to do it through the OCC but it's likely going to be found to be illegal by the courts.

>> No.57839214

>>57839182
Biden doesn't care about regionals, much less community banks, going under. Bail-outs are reserved for The Big Boys.

>> No.57839229

>>57839214
NYCB is interesting because it got all the nigger/green startup loans.
They had the CEOs on NPR last year and they sound like fucking morons. I couldn't understand how they got their hands on so much money until I started looking deeper.

>> No.57839240

>>57839187
>earnings are this week
oh buddy i'm going to short that shit stock to the dirt

>> No.57839247

>>57839145
agreed
>Pack it up.

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>>57839240
you won't

>> No.57839331

>>57838120
I am, I hope the 48% SI is true, gimme a squeeze baby and let me dump on reddit so they can form a funny cult

>> No.57839380

>>57838752
If AI driving doesn't work, I doubt AI tractors will. It's going to flop hard.

>> No.57839385

>>57839214
>>57839229
Do you niggers even know what NYCB is? Its been a new york institution since 1859.

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Mmmmmmm
How's it going /smg/?
Did you make some baddass profits today?
you...... Did make profits today, did you?
it'd be a shame to send you to wrestler's court and have to sentence you to some PURE STRIKES mmmmmmmm

>> No.57839403

>>57839380
Fields are different than roads.

>> No.57839424

>>57839380
ai driving is great. I've been in the waymo testing for months and its so much better than some random third worlder talking my ear off

>> No.57839438

>>57839385
So? They only have a paltry ~100b in assets. Expecting them to be treated as anything more than a regional is foolish in this environment.

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What's the catch with NYCB best case It goes to $10 and you end up with a 200% gain worse case you lose 100%. The risk reward doesn't seem that great? I mean if the Fed extends the BTFP it's an easy x2, but doubt they will.

>> No.57839508

>>57839438
Some forever-poor on 4chan calling 100 billion "paltry". Bottom signal?

>> No.57839518

>>57839182
>Biden is going to win hearts and minds by making the American people take the hit in the form of inflation for a dumb ass bank's dumb ass decisions
You don't know how elections work

>> No.57839527

>>57839424
I’m the one shilling John Deere and even I disagree. Waymo only works as well as it does because its restricted to a very small area where everything is 100% know. However I have a tesla with full self driving and it fucking sucks. Its tried to kill me before. It behaves the like the dataset it was trained on was entirely 20 year old pajeets and chinks. But regardless of that agricultural applications are a different beast entirely

>> No.57839609

>>57839508
Feds have made it clear they don't care about smaller banks going under. They're determined to stymie inflation.

>> No.57839619

>>57839508
it is paltry in banking terms dumbass

>> No.57839626

>>57837936
porky faggot

>> No.57839676

>>57839380
Rural anon here. Tractors already have auto steer and GPS for planting/seeding and, to an extent, combining.

>> No.57839682

>>57839619
>>57839609
Nycb is one of the largest banks in the world you stupid niggers. 420 locations.

>> No.57839687

>>57837767
You're great at laying down the facts.
It was exciting to see it hit $1.30 for just a second today, though it's been higher than that since I've held it.
I averaged down heavily during those ugly times so now I have a lot more shares to enjoy these spikes. Probably an insignificant amount compared to yourself but it's all a novice such as I can afford.
It was a reassuring day for this stock. We probably could have closed higher if it was a green day on the market overall.

>> No.57839690

>>57838224
You are a giant fucking faggot.

>> No.57839744
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It's happening.

>> No.57839745

>>57839682
Not even top 30 in the USA much less the world

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>I think the BIG schizos are right I'm buying calls fuck it. Used to shop there all the time during the recession era.
OF COURSE WE ARE RIGHT. RED DAY -3.7% AND UP +4% IN AFTER HOURS. THINK Anon, THINK

>> No.57839759

>>57837767
>>57839687
Cool post. I did a little digging and I'll buy some shares.

>> No.57839760

>>57839682
its called a branch and is not impressive

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>>57839687
I have 16,000 shares with a cost basis of $0.99. I’m not rich, I’m just overly committed because this is the first company that I really did my research on. I only started investing this year, so I have a lot riding on this. If this fails my wife will never let me invest in anything except ETFs from now on. But if it succeeds, I can enable options trading on the account. I wish I understood options trading so I could be more bullish in this company. But idk I’ve known people who lost a lot of money on that and I’m not the gambling type. I just like holding bags for now. I trust the trekkie running LLAP to make these bags heavy

>> No.57839786

>>57837767
>Owner is a trekkie. LLAP stands for
>Live
>Long
>And
>Prosper
what the fuck? had I known I wouldn't have bought my calls

>> No.57839820

>>57839781
>my wife will never let me
How do you get to this point? It's your job to keep her in line, not the other way around sissy.

>> No.57839833

>>57839760
>>57839745
Youre both government shills trying to make sure regular people dont buy in to NYCB before the bailout. Bailout confirmed.

>> No.57839875

>>57839385
>Its been a new york institution since 1859
No one gives a flying fuck about that. There are a thousand other insolvent US regional banks like NYCB.
The interesting parts are the assets from First Republic.

>> No.57839949

>>57839820
I am genuinely pussy whipped but it’s fine because she is a solid 8/10 and she makes 4x more money than me. I’m ok with living this way.

>> No.57840003

>>57839949
Shameless, post hairline

>> No.57840052

>>57840003
I went bald in my 20s. Thats why all my LLAP ai pics have an idealized version of me in them. I have a “dad bod” too. Its fine, my wife is hot and I have no complaints. I’m ok with living like this.

>> No.57840096

Should I buy spy calls

>> No.57840198

>>57840096
Maybe

>> No.57840252
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Are companies required to report Q4 earnings before a certain date? Hypothetically could a company wait to release earnings until after monthly options expire on third Friday?

>> No.57840312

>>57840252
If they could, and they did, wouldnt that be suspicious and trigger a sell off?

>> No.57840325

>>57839833
ok enjoy more gains for you

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>tfw my returns YTD are higher than 2023

>> No.57840360

Bros I want to get into stocks but so never have money really. If I had 1000 what should I put it in? Also I assume Nvidia is riding high but will prob crash soon?

>> No.57840397
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>>57840360
BFI

>> No.57840439

>>57837695
thats it?
>>57837733
shutup caleb bankruptcy exists for reasons.

>> No.57840443

>>57840360
>I assume Nvidia is riding high but will prob crash soon?
You already hold more wisdom than most of the NIGGERS here. Put it in SNSXX until you know what to do.

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>> No.57840483

>>57838125
gitlab is public?

>> No.57840493

>>57840360
honestly with 1k you should just gamble on crypto
If you want to invest the proper way, throw it in VOO and throw in some more regularly every month
NVDA is fairly valued btw

>> No.57840533
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TGT about to have a big move tomorrow morning. All the EMA's are gonna squeeze. It's either gonna pop like DELL or fall off the table like PANW. No in between. 100 bucks of far OTM plays each side is looking like a cool 25-50x for a cheap vacay or DELL LEAPS

>> No.57840565

>>57840483
apparently, and the anon that posts the pic with that scary guy is invested in them

>> No.57840586
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>>57840470

>> No.57840665

>>57837857
lmao, you deserve it

>> No.57840674

>Finally got my T5008 tax forms last week
>One per transaction
>Made over 100 transactions last year
Holy fuck I have to enter every single thing manually, this is retarded
I have to find the values on the consolidated statement but for some reason it didn't include the commission costs, so now I have to cross reference it with some shitty webform spreadsheet that doesn't allow copy paste
AND ITS ALL CAPITAL LOSSES

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>>57840674
>T5008 tax forms
...wtf is that
>googles
Oh you're a leaf

>> No.57840712

>>57837857
Thanks for the laugh, anon. Enjoy wageslaving until youre 90.

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>>57840586

>> No.57840861

Anyone see Mia Lee’s new video? This week’s episode was about mutual funds. Pretty good episode.

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>>57840252
>The SEC requires that companies report their annual earnings on Form 10-K no later than 60 days from the end of its fiscal year.
Is this true? Wouldn't that make March 1 the deadline for all companies to report earnings?

>>57840312
my concern exactly

>> No.57840945

>>57840674
Use tax software that can just import that shit from your broker.

>> No.57840964

>>57840924
Depends on their float. There are large accelerated filers, etc.

>> No.57840965

>>57840924
Anon, you need to learn what a "Fiscal Year" is

>> No.57841006
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It's over

>> No.57841014
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This bubble is going tonburst

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>masculine balding coworker announced today that we need to start referring to him as "her"

>> No.57841052

>>57840470
>>57840586
>>57840829
slopanon can you ask it to make Apu Apustaja instead of Pepe?

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>>57841006
>>57841014
>>57841036

>> No.57841082

>>57841036
You must work in tech
You’ll get to that point, too you know

>> No.57841118
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>>57840965
Am I reading this wrong? The reporting date is the end of the fiscal year right? The highlighted rows are well past the 60 day requirement

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>hurr DELL and SMCI are two different companies bro, DELL always dumps on earnings.

See you cocksmokers at 240 by April. Already sold my june call for a 20x and gonna reload on wednesday when JPOW causes the market to have a stroke for an hour in the morning.

>> No.57841267

>>57840483
Yeah isn't that fucking wild?

>> No.57841279

>>57840945
Anon you don't understand
I usually get my aunt (who is a former accountant) to do it for me. But since I actually made capital gains from WMT shares, I figured I should file them myself to offset it with the many losses I have along the way
I'm still on Windows 7. Turbotax and UFile require W10 or later. I started using H&R Block online, which seems okay enough

>> No.57841294

>>57841118
What company are you looking at? It depends on their float. There are accelerated, large accelerated, etc. Companies that can’t file in time file an NT-10-K.

>> No.57841404

>>57841082
Meetings with that one team always felt like a monty python sketch.
DESU I'm not sure too much of it is really sexual. It really feels like autistic devs (in my case one of the most capable C++ devs my age) notice the power dynamic with women and just decide that's the optimal way to present themselves. They're right, it's the logical end point of what's left of morality and tradition in the West.

>> No.57841498

Seriously wtf do I do with my money that isn't in SOXL? When is it time to go short?

>> No.57841534

>>57841498
BITX. You're technically diversifying.

>> No.57841592

When are LUNR and NVDIA going to work together to transform the Moon into an AI supercomputer?

>> No.57841621

>KOS has been my long term penny hold that paid off
>check today
>it's down a whole ass dollar
KOSbros what the FUCK happened

>> No.57841634
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57841634

this guy has probably looked back at JXN 100 times and must feel like the world ended after his next gamble after JXN fucked up while JXN recovered and kept going up

>> No.57841695

>>57840252
yes

my penny stock never announces when it will report earnings, but everyone knows the range it will report because there's a due date

>> No.57841737

Nigvideo retesting 850 get ready for the crash

>> No.57841749

Microsoft is actually doing some half decent AI stuff on their own outside of these startups they keep buying/doing deals with:
https://github.com/microsoft/unilm

>> No.57841750

I missed a few threads, what happened to all the uranium guys?
>bought SRUUF $24.15
>panic sold after the dip and broke even
feeling like I dodged a bullet

>> No.57841776
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>>57841052
Sadly whatever data set they used did not have Apu Apustaja labeled correcting within it. I’ve tried several times to tease him out, can't do it

>> No.57841808

>>57841737
Here I was certain I'd missed the bus at 400...

>> No.57841814

>>57841737
All the semis are down overnight because Bloomberg said AMD said they've "hit a roadblock" in selling AI chips to China. Complete nothingburger as always.

>> No.57841872

>>57841498
UPRO/ TQQQ if you dont have a play. Especially with March 12 looming

>> No.57841912

Man I wanna make some COIN calls but I dunno if that's just FOMO and it's gonna bite me in the ass

>> No.57841946

>>57841872
UPRO calls are overpriced this week.

>> No.57841949

>>57841750
>what happened to all the uranium guys?
im just not looking at my portfolio for a few months, i know its bad but i dont need to know how bad

>> No.57841960

>>57841776
Thank you for your service

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>>57837531
1. bend over for cock(gay)
2. Join the military(gay)
3. have a support network with your family and friends(straight)
4. have solid investments and savings(Straight)

>> No.57841980
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BAH i got too greedy on the China recovery. Looks like my profits are going to completely slip this week. Sucks to suck.

>> No.57841991

>>57841912
Just go long. COIN is a great company, one of the only good ones in the business. At this point they're practically the fed of crypto too. It's hard to go wrong with them.

>> No.57842021

>>57841980
>China recovery.
Lol. None of these large states will recover. It's a slide into darkness for the next hundred or two years.

>> No.57842044

>>57841912
crypto is practically guaranteed to go up significantly. I would never take the bet that crypto is at the top rn. There will eventually be a pullback, but we aren't stopping at the previous ath.

>> No.57842061

>>57842021
Well i was hoping for a little more than what I got. Last time it manically pumped 50%. This time was barely half that. Ah well.

>> No.57842075

>>57841750
Amazon bought Talen Energies Data center. The Data center is powered by the future, URANIUM

>> No.57842105

BBAI 5$ tomorrow bros!

>> No.57842115

>>57837374
Intel is the next 10 bagger. Buy shares and hold. Buy any dips. Debt and revenue are a short term problem

>> No.57842130

>>57841750
SRUUF is great because they will pay a special dividend based on uranium price. It's a great misc U etf to hold. Otherwise get CCJ or URNM

>> No.57842169

>>57842115
>shares
Lol
Lmao even
Possibly even kek

Just buy calls expiring in June and enjoy an easy 100x

>> No.57842170

>>57842044
Man I dunno, COIN is highly elevated right now and every time it approaches these levels it takes a fat shit for like three months

>> No.57842173

>>57842044
Unironically it hinges entirely on what happens this weekend. It will go *hard* either way though. Not sure if BITX IV has really priced it in.

>> No.57842199
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>>57841776
I heard someone say you could

>> No.57842221
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57842221

Current status of the coming economic crisis?

>> No.57842248
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57842248

>>57842199
Then ask them how because i do not know

>>57842105
God I hope so.

>> No.57842273

>>57842221
Definitely nothing happening until after the election. Then we'll have Trumpcession 2025 so they can blame it on him.

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>>57839176
>tfw you wouldve raw dogged her, if you were her older male friend
crazy world
>>57839487
No catch to NYCB, just don't buy it. Laugh at rockers losses; do not join them.

>> No.57842368

>>57842295
>No catch to NYCB, just don't buy it. Laugh at rockers losses; do not join them.
This. BITX will collate with the NYCB bull case, if you want to bet on it do it that way.

>> No.57842443
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Today value did well. It's over for growthchuds.

>> No.57842473

>>57837531
I just graduated college when that happened. i remember competing with grown ass men to apply to push carts. Honestly one of the best times though, since everyone was poor women didn't care as much, you'd ransack your friends parents house of food for the luls. skateboarding everwhere since no job no car, but that got you tan and thin and rando chicks would offer you rides or the occasional homo.

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>>57842248
You'll have to inquire within
>>>/pol/460722210

>> No.57842542
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>>57842496
I’m absolutely not going to use /pol/, even for a single question. Just not gonna do it.

>> No.57842549

I bought msft shares, intel calls, dell calls, riding soxl calls and want to buy costco and Bitfarms calls tomorrow. Fuck me, life is good

>> No.57842605

>>57841006
Guys should I buy the contracts back ? I don't wanna lose my shares

>> No.57842649

>beer and toast again for dinner

>> No.57842659
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>>57842542
your riddle is solved if you can but make the leap of faith

>> No.57842671

>>57842044
>>57842170
>>57842169
Hmmm, tough choices. I think I'll just do a small call, couple thousand instead of 20k like I was thinking.

>> No.57842738

Fuck me just overfilled one of my piss jugs a little kek

>> No.57842776
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>>57842738

>> No.57842847

>>57842776
Personally I only do piss jugs when I'm really drunk or camping.
>>57842738
Why are you trying to top them off?

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A buttcorn just flew over my house.

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>>57841949
Based buy and hold investor

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57842913

NASA recent video on LUNR today:
keyword search 'video today from NASA on Intuitive Machines' + data they are receiving + last 24 hours

Looking forward to when (in a few years) they are able to bring back 10 pounds of moon rhodium that's worth about $1.5 Billion and their stock is worth $5000/share.

>> No.57842933

https://us.ricoh-imaging.com/pentax-film-camera-project-shifts-to-the-next-stage-in-the-development-of-a-new-film-camera/

Film is making a comeback. Until now the only new film camera you could get was the Leica for $6k, or the cheap chinkshits that are worse than disposable. Now Pentax is bringing NEW film cameras back to the market. Should I go long on Kodak stock? Only them and Fuji make filmstock

>> No.57842934
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>Jing Dong
>Ching Chong
>9618.HK: -6%

>> No.57843008

>>57842933
is this post serious?
.... of course you should

>> No.57843010

>>57842847
If I don't I have to get more jugs more often. I use gallon water jugs

>> No.57843040

>>57843010
Way of the road

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why are futes red on literally no news?

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TSLA will come back, right?

>> No.57843159 [DELETED] 

Last year, I made $285,750 (wages). I paid $71,758 in taxes. I've completely and utterly given up on finding a partner, due to autism. 37yo virgin. I tried to change things recently by joining a NEET server from /soc/ to see if I could adopt a cute NEET girl to eventually make into my wife. Big mistake. The hypergamy is out of control. Richfags mogging Richfags in order to win over the handful of obese or insane women on the server. I thought I made a lot of money, but one guy literally owns factories. Then, we ALL get mogged by some random poorfag ZOG bot (US "soldier") who joins and says, "hey I have orders to go to Japan any weeb girls wanna join me on my adventure and waste US Govt money lol. all you have to do is marry me - courthouse marriage will be fine - pls I need to get out of the barracks ". Then they all flood to him and ignore me and the other richfags.

And yet, every single woman on the server is adopted, while every male NEET starves. Some richfag on the server adopted a girl and she uses his credit card daily without giving any sexual affection to him in return. Fug it, I already paid my huge taxes which are probably going to a black NEET somewhere anyway. No need to adopt one and pay 40K to them just so that I don't feel alone. Fug it, I came this far in the game I might as well go from Wizard to Sorcerer and kill my humanity while maximizing returns. No one will be able to touch me, I will never share my power or wealth unless she's 18 years old.

>> No.57843170

>>57843010
Yeah so do I but I always have a stack of empty ones.

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>>57843159

>> No.57843202

>>57841750
Correction will end mid March then back to ATHs.

Meantime gold is going to begin it's ascent. NUGT and JNUG are gonna kill it.

>> No.57843204

>>57843159
bro thats a lot of text to say you need to buy a hooker

women are a meme. they aren't even real

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>>57841052
>>57841776
>>57842199
>>57842496
>>57842542
Hmm

>> No.57843336

This afterhours slide is dumb as shit. Who's selling?? And why?? What do they know that no one else seems to know?? I fuckin love going from up $1,000 to flat on the day, totally normal.

>> No.57843379

>>57843159
Yeah you're terminally autistic. And that's coming from a piss jug guy.
Literally just sign up for some community college classes. I don't know how the hell you expected anything from /soc/ to work out.

>> No.57843394

>>57843316
Fucking KEK! Even eating tendies.

>> No.57843403

>>57843008
Yes it is serious. Pentax has 3 youtube videos documenting their progress. That post from March 3rd has the most recent video. Apparently the young engineers needed to do a lot of consulting with retired engineers because that much knowledge was lost. Sure they had the schematics but not the knowledge as to why anything was done the way it was. So it seems they will be ready to release the first camera this year. The filmstock shortage was already very bad last summer during the busy season. Film is the new vinyl. Real growth opportunity here.

>> No.57843418

>>57843043
JPow on Wednesday, brother. Anticipating hawkishness. Hope that helps.

>> No.57843426

Will Powell CRASH the Stock Market this Week?

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>>57843159
>/soc/
How much money did you dish out to the whores

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>>57843316
share the prompt please. I have shared my prompts with you, now return the favor

>> No.57843452

>>57843379
>>57843429
>>57843204
>>57843185
Post deleted, can anyone post a screen cap?

>> No.57843464

If AMD drops tomorrow on this China news I'm buying the fuck out of the dip.

>> No.57843480

>>57843452
desu your imagination is probably pretty accurate. I'm too drunk to trust myself with scrot right now.

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>>57843452
Some dude bitching about the ho shortage.

As usual long sexbots, short MTCH, long GRND.

>> No.57843517

>>57843452
I could, its still up on my screen, but I won’t because its just a cringe rant from some dude who makes less money than my wife but also pays more than her in taxes. I’m only making this post in order to piss him off more. I know he is reading this, wondering if he should kiss a shot gun or marry a used up coal burner. Invest in $ARLP for coverage of coal

>> No.57843545

>>57843464
What even is the China news. All their announcements today seem pretty standard.

>> No.57843563

>>57843545
They cut imports on technology. At least according to Chinese Bloomberg man https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1764840772732686848

>> No.57843580

>>57843563
*import tariffs

Maybe imports too though idk. Sometimes their policy gets wacky.

>> No.57843615

Tomorrow is going to be such a bullshit hypercrab day based on pure speculation. Wednesday is when it gets spicy for real.

>> No.57843625

>>57841980
Same. I bought at a good poeition but China went back to hurting itself.

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>>57843450
It's not very effective yet. He said you could sometimes get "meme frog as child" to work. 2 of his pics show word 'neuroduvergent disorder' so slow learner type stuff of setting might help. Probably easier with illustrated/ drawn art style as more data

>> No.57843644

So, ETFs are the future then?

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>>57843615

>> No.57843701

>>57843490
lmao

>>57843517
fair and based

>> No.57843732

>>57842169
How into options? What strike price do you buy at?

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I am amused by this wording

>> No.57843763

>>57842605
Bump

>> No.57843795

>>57843545
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/amd-hits-us-roadblock-in-selling-ai-chip-tailored-for-china-bloomberg-news-reports/ar-BB1jkKvP

>> No.57843904

>>57838752
>Check the bill and melinda gates foundation holdings for confirmation on this
fuck...here come the round up robots...the whole world is gonna get #sprayed

>> No.57843926

>>57843795
So amd tries to make a watered down chip for China but they can't sell it because it's still too powerful. Yeah I'm thinking that's extremely bullish.

>> No.57843945

>>57838752
Didn't they divest many equities a few months ago? Sounds like they want to avoid a large downturn

>> No.57843946

>>57843756
Canada definitely seems like the kind of country that would tell a dead person’s family that the deceased actually wasn’t a resident at the time of death

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>>57843450

>> No.57844067

>>57844047

Here you filthy apes

>> No.57844122

>>57843946
Canada is the same country that let's you daytrade with 40 bucks, taxes daytraders the same as an individual who buy and holds while they go work at job that pays less than half their American counterparts.

>>57843732
50-70c 6/21

Use the cornwall capital fund strategy. Take 30 companies in a month that have earnings. Put 50-5k per company. Sell profits pre run up to cover buy in fees and let the rest roll. Some will hit 5-100 chicken dinners to cover future gambles.

Currently up almost 800% ytd with this strategy

>> No.57844178

>>57843945
Yea they sold 100% of 2/3rds of their holdings. What remains are absolutely solid long term investments for any money you don’t want to gamble on this bull run with.

>> No.57844425

>>57843926
Yeah but it dropped AH on that news. We'll see if the big boys care tomorrow.

>> No.57844442

>>57844425
>AH
overnight*

>> No.57844799

>>57844047
>>57844047
>>57844047
new thread