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My dad is blowing up my phone right now asking about the chainlink bags i had him buy. He wants to know why i gave him a shitcoin instead of bitcoin. What do i tell him? Why does he have no fucking patience? all he has to do is wait a bit....

>> No.57829862

>>57829528
it's over

>> No.57829881

>>57829528
LINK did a 4x from $5, BTC did a 4x from $16k, wtf is he complaining about?

>> No.57829919

>>57829881
it's not face melting gains

>> No.57829973

>>57829881
Ahh I think I can help explain this situation. Consider the following statistics:
>BTC gains: 4x
>BTC risk of going to $0: 0%
>LINK gains: 4x
>LINK risk of going to $0: 99.999%

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>>57829528
giving normies the keys to the kingdom and all they do is complain. fuck em, even if its your dad. if it was your mom i'd say let it slide, but tell your dad that you did it on purpose and that you did buy bitcoin for yourself. he should have DYOR'd, and that its a good lesson for him to pull himself up the bootstrap and get some KNOWLEDGE about either financial markets or computer science. also end it with good luck next time and thanks for playing. also eat a cone of icecream while doing that. also fuck you

>> No.57830732

>>57829528
chainlink already had its pump, like it always does BEFORE the bitcoin pump
you can sell now or ride it back down to $8, you choose