/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57829046]

https://nayibtracker.com/

[Anonymous No.57829117]

>>57829046
Godspeed you magnificient bastard

[Anonymous No.57829187]

this man needs to be stopped

[Anonymous No.57829583]

>>57829046
AVE IMPERATOR

[Anonymous No.57831076]

>>57829046
basado narcos and bears seething

[Anonymous No.57831406]

tfw better DCA than el presidente

[Anonymous No.57831500]

>>57829046
mfw he sells it all and it dumps

[Anonymous No.57832357]

beoble and twitter looove to call this guy a 'dictator'. is this true? i dont want to support a dictator. thanks bros.

[Anonymous No.57832387]

>>57829046
the king of slurp

[Anonymous No.57832417]

>>57829046
Mans really knows how to manage everything
Crypto, a country, my CUNT
Everything. Delicious and perfect.

[Anonymous No.57832427]

>how do we solve crime
>just build more jails lol
>it actually works

>how do we become a rich country
>just buy more bitcoin
>it actually works
the madlad

[Anonymous No.57832429]

once he sells it is so fucking over, /b/ros

[Anonymous No.57832432]

>>57831406
Post hand and post feet.

[Anonymous No.57832457]

>>57831500
Many people can do this actually. Mr. 100, Saylor, Nayib, hell 2 out of 3 suspiciously wealthy Saudi mudslimes that most likely are in the game, multiple Chinese whales, Elon Musk probably. Lots of people can throw a big fat wrench into the natural course of things.

Imagine buying into a whale's playground lmao

[Anonymous No.57832469]

>>57832357
>Autismos caring about muh political virtue signaling over taking in hard profits and looking up to the people pumping BTC the hardest
An instant hood classic, yes sir

[Anonymous No.57832484]

>>57831406
>>57832432
and butthole

[Anonymous No.57832501]

>>57829117
>>57829187
>>57829583
>>57831076
>>57831406
>>57831500
>le epic third worlder president bought le bitcoin! ave imperator! godspeed! upvoted!
why are zoomies on biz so transparent on their lack of a paternal figure in their lives? shit's kinda pathetic

[Anonymous No.57832514]

>>57832357
So what if he is

He's sending the right examples to the rest of the planet: threat your inmates like the fucking trash they are, and invest in highly speculative crypto assets. Dictator or not, he's based in my book.

[Anonymous No.57832522]

@57832501
mass replying attention starved trannies should get banned for at least a year.
not even going to give you a reply, tranny.

[Anonymous No.57832530]

>>57832501
modern men desire fascism

[Anonymous No.57832534]

>>57832457
You forgot to include me in that list bro

[Anonymous No.57832547]

>>57832457
Yet nothing ever happens. Let me guess you didn't even buy one bitcoin a few months back when it was 18k?

[Anonymous No.57832565]

>>57832357
Hes daddy and he buys crapto > w < " ~ ! he's cool!

>>57832501
Eat nails and shit your guts out you degenerate scum fuck!

[Anonymous No.57832567]

>>57832501
i just despise narcos here's the (you) you were fishing for, interesting projection though.

[Anonymous No.57832578]

>>57832357

> Twitter
> Is this true?

Lol, Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.57832579]

>>57832547
tfw i lost the bobo run bc i didnt had enough funds to invest

[Anonymous No.57832591]

>>57829046
EL PRESIDENTE
We need bitcoin city now so i can buy some tacos with BTC L2s so, get ready retards to bridge with SatoshiSync

[Anonymous No.57832633]

>>57829046
He can't keep getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.57832717]

>>57829046
>El Salvador goes from third world shithole to richest per capita nation in your lifetime.
It's like Switzerland if the people were brown and the mountains were volcanos.

[Anonymous No.57832790]

>>57832501
just acknowledge that bukele is way better than your Ice cream man on charge in the oval office lol

[Anonymous No.57832961]

>>57829046

[Anonymous No.57833127]

Long live the king

[Anonymous No.57833143]

>>57829046
Why isn't there a Bukele coin yet?

[Anonymous No.57833869]

>>57829046
>>57832591
I wasn't sure about my relationship with my Salvadoran gf, now I think it's well worth it for that Switzerland of the new world citizenship

[Anonymous No.57833915]

>>57833143
there is. bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.57834355]

>>57829046
every south american country wants and needs a Bukele.

[Anonymous No.57834378]

>>57833869
I'm probably ride that wave, he improves national public security BY A LOT.

[Anonymous No.57834393]

Why didn't he buy more?
He could have invested a fuckton more and made his country giga rich.

[Anonymous No.57834395]

Bukele could invade all of south america for all I care, I just want his btc stash

[Anonymous No.57834491]

>>57832457
>load ze bukele fud

[Anonymous No.57834959]

>>57832501
>t.assraped marero

[Anonymous No.57835447]

>>57832591
>picking a random place in el Salvador
looks like a bomb went off

[Anonymous No.57835775]

>>57832357
>beoble and twitter looove to call this guy a 'dictator'. is this true? i dont want to support a dictator. thanks bros.
He suspended the Salvadoran Constitution to fight crime, and then got the courts to rule that he could run for a second consecutive term since the Constitution was suspended (it has a clause saying "you can't be president for two terms in a row").

So in that sense he's a bit sus, but the thing is, he's not doing anything dictatorial -- he's cleaning up crime by imprisoning all the gang members who self-identified themselves by literally tattooing their gang affiliations on their fucking faces. It's not like anyone is going to fake that (and if they did, the gangs would literally murder them for trying to fake their affiliation, because that's literally the punishment the gangs engage in for doing that).

He also set up a totally free opt-in banking system that any citizen can use.

There's a bunch of reasons the Salvadorans love him. He may be a "dictator" but he's doing all the right things to Make El Salvador Great For The First Time Ever.

[Anonymous No.57835818]

>>57834393
It's a good thing he didn't, considering the price crashed something like 57% after they bought in.

Besides, it's not the government's job to invest in wildly risky assets, it's the government's job to make things safe for the people to invest in whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.57835831]

>>57835775
I think he might be like Cincinnatus in that he's going to step down when everything is cleaned up.

[Anonymous No.57835871]

Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.57835926]

>>57835447
who cares cities are gay
buy a nice banana farm in the countryside

[Anonymous No.57835972]

>>57835871

[Anonymous No.57836646]

>>57835818
>Besides, it's not the government's job to invest in wildly risky assets,
then why did he buy any in the first place?

[Anonymous No.57836683]

>>57836646
>then why did he buy any in the first place?
the guy who made prisons and threw anyone with a tattoo in it with no charge, jury or trial?

[Anonymous No.57836796]

>>57832501
t. seething gold cuck

[Anonymous No.57836853]

>>57836683
If you tried to wear a gang tattoo in El Salvador without being a member of said gang they would just kill you anyways. Hard to have many false arrests.