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Futures Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.57824335

First for NIGGERS

>> No.57824380
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filthy cashfag here. should I fomo into SOXL or JNUG?

>> No.57824447

>>57824380
>buying SOXL at the top of the AI bubble
>buying JNUG after years of suppression in the miners and gold gave the buy signal on Friday
You know what to do

>> No.57824538
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>no racist dark elf gf

>> No.57824577

Hehehe no one knows who I was in the last thread

>> No.57824588

forexsissies... it's our time!

>> No.57824590

For me, it's XOM and FEPI

>> No.57824600
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God Bless XOM

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MARA better pump big to make up for last week

>> No.57824629

Ok so I'm giving you freebie/smg/, TEVA is going to be dropping a cure for herpes soon. There has been a lot of stealth purchasing going on but now is still the time to get in. Do what you will with this information you degenerate faggots.

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Finally, its Monday. Was getting bored there.

>> No.57824661

>>57824447
>AI bubble
Kek some of you guys are real morons here. You'd be surprised how AI is getting used in developing medicines now. You guys deserved to get filtered.

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>>57824600
>pic
Kek.

>> No.57824688

>>57824577
Niggerfaggot

>> No.57824691

>>57824661
Only people who have no idea about what "AI" actually is get excited by it in its current form.

>> No.57824726

>>57824661
Can't wait to take my AI generated vax bosster!

>> No.57824729
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>>57824691
FOOL! Enjoy it's "current form" now because it's only changing at an ever increasingly rapid pace. A snake does not shed its skin in front of idle eyes!

>> No.57824740

>>57824661
this literally dotcom bubble speak.
>our company is using internet now

>> No.57824771

>>57824740
Funny how so many of these "dotcom bubble" companies became the current magnificent 7 and anyone that held back from the dotcom days would be filthy rich now. FOOLS! I'm casting pearls before swine here explaining this to you luddites.

>> No.57824792

>>57824771
Stay the fuck out of the gme thread

>> No.57824809

>>57824627
Crypto stonks are pumping on crypto pump.

make sure to collect your gains lest ye be steadfastly holding empty bags

>> No.57824814

>>57824792
I will when you stay the fuck out of Jeffrey Epsteins island

>> No.57824822

>>57824629
Help me out anon. I see one of their herpes medicines were resumed 5 months ago. But I don't see anything in the pipeline for herpes. I'm sure I'm just overlooking it.

>> No.57824878

>>57824814
retarded reply

>> No.57824941

What stocks to buy when the wars end?

>> No.57824967

>>57824661
Buy AOL calls got it.

>> No.57825035

I need savings to tap for expenses this summer when my paycheck stops and I am traveling. How should I position for that? Dump everything into a mmf like spaxx and just make transfers as needed to pay bills etc?

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FRESH Chie, lets have a profitable day everyone.

https://files.catbox.moe/cxvkww.png

>> No.57825104

>>57824729
why the fuck do we need ai niggers
there's too many real ones as it is

>> No.57825136

>>57825035
Yeah why not? My cc is also with fidelity so I can just transfer the funds to pay it. They also offer a cash mgmt account that comes with a debit card and acts like a checking account but you can also buy stocks in

>> No.57825144

Is there any place where I can download minute by minute price and volume data of a stock for the past few years?

>> No.57825184
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95 percent of my money is in my brokerage account.

>> No.57825196

female anal farts

>> No.57825238

ARM up again. Looking good, feeling good

>> No.57825278

midwits have been calling the "AI bubble" for months now lmfao
NVDA doesn't even have a 3 digit PER

>> No.57825292

What stocks to buy in conjunction with the US election in september? If Trump wins, if Trump loses.
Doesn't he own publicly traded companies?
He's said multiple times when he wins day 1 they will begin pumping up oil like never before. How would that affect the market?
Increased oil company value, decreased WTI value?

>> No.57825321

>>57825136
Interesting. I really need to up my banking game some. My credit cards are mostly sorted and under one roof (using a venture x since I like to travel). But I'm also thinking of running a quick 0% apr since I won't be buying a house like I thought so I don't have any major financing since I already got a car too.

>> No.57825334

>>57824380
>should I buy the top of a bubble or should I buy absolute scam-tier garbage companies
tough choice

>> No.57825345

i love creating drawings with Ai

>> No.57825355

>>57824661
AIzempic when?

>> No.57825367

>>57825238
Based. hope it holds through the day. i got some calls on dell for april 19th so hope they keep going too.

>> No.57825390

>>57825278
they will FOMO at the top in 3 years, when noone in /smg/ mentions bubble is when I sell

>> No.57825405

>>57825390
basically yeah
right now I don't see any bearish outcome except some unexpected black swan
it's fucking retarded to be bearish now, you had a year and a half for that ffs

>> No.57825407

>>57825278
>you called the bubble early on
>that means you're wrong
some people's sense of logic can't handle the concept that bubbles aren't disproven by them inflating further

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>>57825345
I love creating little girls with AI

>> No.57825417

>>57825407
yes, you're wrong, because you're a dumbass missing out on gains. post shorts (and liquidation price lol) or shut up.

>> No.57825423
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Keep it up little fella

>> No.57825522

If Powell turns dovish again this week, he's the biggest faggot the Fed ever had as Chair. And the ECB has no right to turn dovish either. First cut July.

>> No.57825534
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What song will you play all day on the 11th/12th when the Bank Term Lending Program ends and we get either a Global Finacial Crisis 2: Electric Bogsaloo into a Global Great Depression OR Supermegagiganiggahyperinflation of the global peg bailing out pretty much every U.S. financial institution at once to prevent (but not really) New Neo Weimar?

I'm going with Bulls On Parade.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdeE6KzrTc&si=nV9FXgYzYKqGt3Qx

>> No.57825558

>>57825534
>rugpull is scheduled for the day of my next vest
Fuck

>> No.57825565
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CISA has knowingly created conditions identical to the 1929 stock market crash. They've doubled down on hyping stocks when the sane move would have been to urge caution. Heads will roll when this falls apart.

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>holding Google
>holding Apple
>holding Sony
I am cursed

>> No.57825611

>>57825568
>Pajeet company
>Only relevant product is iPhone
>Only relevant product is PlayStation

Oh...

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Why energy and housing together. We can't tell if it home prices or just electricity without further research

>> No.57825637

Liquidate all paper assets to buy BTC. Good idea, or no?

>> No.57825641

>>57824629
Pajeets are so desperate now, they've run out of people to dump their shitcoins on so now they shill shitstocks

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>>57825637

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>>57825637
If you want to eat bread in 2 more weeks. Wall street is "bailing in".

>> No.57825698

>>57825534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

of course.

>> No.57825723

MSTR Seems to be trading at a big premium to their BTC holdings. Why?

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>>57825611
Yeah...

>> No.57825729

>>57825668
That's boomoid ETF money, though. It's not coming out except to fund retirements, which is irrelevant on any time frame.

>> No.57825775

Can't wait until this crypto meme fucking dies. These retards deserve to lose all their money.

>> No.57825789

>>57825775
Bitcoin has derivatives now. It will outlast the dollar.

>> No.57825800

How do I cope with having sold SOXL too early?

>> No.57825804

>>57825789
fuck off cryptocultist

>> No.57825829

>>57825637
>>57825775
>>57825789
>>57825804
Don't post about crypto ITT please, the conversation will just devolve into shitflinging between cryptards and nocoiners. This is a stock market general so we should focus on stocks and bonds.

>> No.57825837

>>57825800
nestle your face betwixt the butt cheeks of the woman you love.

>> No.57825878

>>57825412
try to keep it happy and healthy
>>57825611
i like sony headphones..

>> No.57825881

>>57825618
Damm my contry suck

But i know it suck

>> No.57825901

>>57825829
The derivatives are all dollarized right now so you use ETFs and ETF options to trade them though.

>> No.57825926

>>57825789
This

>> No.57825966

Very obvious top to the crypto scam
>That shit is worthless and has zero functionality or purpose

>> No.57825975
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Anyone here own Markel Insurance? MKL

>> No.57825992

yaaay bioteech rotation, pump my xbi and IBB
while were at it lets get some sweet topline results

>> No.57825999

BABA bros wtf....

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57826026

NVDA 200 day moving average 480...
Lol, lmao

>> No.57826105

>>57825975
No but I own other insurance companies. What do you like about MKL?

>> No.57826169

>>57826105
Nothing really, just starting to poke around into insurance. I live in Florida and our insurance rates are so high I figure I might as well join them. Was also planning to look at AIG. I figure I want to avoid insurance companies that mostly deal with the poor people, as they are more likely to litigate and not renew.

>> No.57826172

To the moon haha am I right guys

>> No.57826179

>>57826026
>TA fags are dumb shits
wow didn't know
>>57826172
you had a year and a half after the fed hiked to enter the market

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>>57825345
>>57825412
It's great. This must be like the first people use a printing press or sending an email felt like being able to do something in seconds that used to take days-weeks.

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>>57825345
>>57825412
>>57826200
Do you anons believe AI is as big as people are making it out to be? I've been using it to write letters and do some analysis, I do like it as a tool, but I wonder if it will really be as earth-shattering as some say it will be? What do you think?

>> No.57826231

>>57826222
Not for another 10 years.

>> No.57826241

>buying COIN calls @360 target price expiring in june
Should I do it, /SMG/?

>> No.57826245

>>57825999
I have 370 shares, buy in at 73$. Warrants for 200 more shares at 79$ that expire in late January 2025. Problem is possible reaction to Trump being elected, new trade wars, current Chinese economic problems, Xi being dictatorial. Company itself is great.
Its a tricky call. Any sort of understanding by industry vs politicians in China, appearance of rebound in China and agreement on trade would release the hold on the stock.

I also have Google in similar way, but 90 shares and warrants for 100 more - Im counting on Pajeet Patel in charge getting canned. Currently down 3%.
TSMC has been growing and Im up 55% on my 75 shares.

>> No.57826244

>>57824301
>OP up posting about financial assets in the middle of the night.

>> No.57826248

>>57825345
>>57825412
>>57826200
>can't even tell the difference between AI anime girls and human drawn anymore
anime is this basic
>>57826222
IMO what's eye popping is the progress that has been made. in 2022 AI made ugly pepes camouflaged into some obviously AI photos and couldn't even figure out more than one human face without creating horrors, and now there's Sora.
I do believe a lot of low skill jobs will eventually be replaced by this on the long term, notably basic customer service, powerpoint generator wagies...etc
This will exponentially accelerate the decoupling between productivity and wages and lead to more and more concentration of wealth. You'd be an idiot to stay out of the market to try and time a correction right now.

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Might want to take notes chuds.

>> No.57826313

>>57826241
Hell no

>> No.57826320

>>57826231
>>57826248
Yeah. I just think about at work where it could be used and there are some spots it would seem to be helpful, but nothing amazing. I could see it being very helpful for retail, but, they already have some pretty impressive analytics that were/are nearly AI-tier.

>> No.57826321

>>57826248
>low skill jobs will eventually be replaced by this on the long term, notably basic customer service,

But how will you solve it? Maybe a bot can answer thousands of people and try to solve issues, but can you ever fully trust the AI and not have a human supervise it? And how will one human supervise 100000 requests one Bot can solve?

>> No.57826325

>>57826313
>Hell no
Why not?

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>>57826222
Yes but not right now. It's like the early internet where we are marveling over the most basic aspects of it. Like when the internet was still new people were losing their shit over the fact you could instantly send a message to someone but you also have to shut down your phone and spend 10 minutes connecting to the internet and praying it wasn't prime hours. Sort of like the finger thing and other quirks.

Honestly if the Bears want a statement it's that. "Although AI will change the world and how we interact with it, the current technology is no where near capable of meeting the demands for AI, the real movers of AI will be small companies who will have more freedom to push the limits vs TECH dinosaurs like APPL and MSFT and the people making the hardware."

I'm a perma AI Bull so I don't actually care about the current AI hype I just think it is fun.

>> No.57826350

>>57826321
>but can you ever fully trust the AI and not have a human supervise it
I'm pretty sure you can trust it better than the jeets in mumbai call centers they hire for customer support

>> No.57826374

>>57826222
People who have beef with AI are usually operating on a misunderstanding that ChatGPT and code / image generators are the extent of its power. If that were true, then yeah, I’d say its influence would be limited to more of a passing fad. But working in a technical industry though I can say with certainty that shit is just the tip of the iceberg. AI does some shit that traditional algorithmic based approaches flat out cannot do. It’s the real deal anon. If it’s a bubble I honestly have no idea how. This shit is like getting in on the internet in 1996.

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Why do people have their retirements in this? Why are bonds so shitty lately?

>> No.57826419

How do you cope with nonstop FOMO btw, /SMG/?

>> No.57826422

>>57826374
Yeah the Internet was big news and then there was a bubble, but the Internet still became a major thing. So, maybe the early frenzy

>> No.57826425

>>57826374
I personally believe it's only a matter of time before we don't know what real anymore. If somehow Biden gets a second term, I wouldn't be surprised everyone of his press speeches will just be AI generated to make him sound like he isn't going through dementia.

>> No.57826429

>>57826419
I do contrarian plays that underperform

>> No.57826430

>>57825637
every boomer I know is doing this. which makes me think it's the way. however I can't shake the feeling it's some kind of OP. it's been around long enough for even normie boomers to jump on, they are turning away from PMs. what if it is a govt long con to erase boomer wealth?

>> No.57826432

>>57826222
You can't trust any discussion of AI these days because you don't know if your interlocuters are talking about artificial intelligence or if they're talking about some incremental improvement in automation and calling that AI. It's like when the media talks about drones. You know most of the time they're really talking about a remote controlled aircraft, not a drone. Sometimes they are talking about an actual drone, though. You just don't know unless they dig into the details, which almost never happens.

>> No.57826455

>>57826222
I've been using a local instance for a DM in a homebrewed text based game. it's pretty good honestly. but I think it's more of how you put it, it's a tool.

>> No.57826456

>>57826432
Seems like you're the one that conflates the general concept of AI with something else, anything with agency i.e. perception + action can be classified under such a broad term. Pong has AI. You are a moron that thinks he's a genius.

>> No.57826460

>>57826425
You're not real

>> No.57826462

>>57826408
When rates go up, bonds go down because it's better to buy the recent bonds with the better rates, since interest is directly attached to the bond.
You can see the exact moment rates got raised.

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NAT GAS anons...

>BREAKING: EQT Corp., the largest US producer of natural gas, announces output cuts in response to "current low [...] price environment"

>EQT to curtail gross output by ~1 bcf per day to March, and 30-40 bcf net cumulative in 1Q (that's 6.5% cut to 1Q guidance at midpoint).
-https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1764603474493198343

>> No.57826502

>>57826462
the spread isn't very much though, why would anyone put their savings in this? I guess as you get older for less volatility?

>> No.57826508

>>57826471
what's the best way to invest in natural gas and not get one of those annoying K-1 forms?

>> No.57826514

>>57826471
female natural gas bros....

>> No.57826522

>>57826422
I’m sure there’ll be a pullback at some point, I mean that’s just par for the course. Some companies are gonna over promise and under deliver, no doubt about it. But the core technology is Industrial Revolution tier. I saw from your earlier posts you’re focusing heavily on its text and image based capabilities. From that perspective I understand hesitation. I don’t want to talk to a ChatGPT powered chat client when I call customer support, that shit is gay. I get that. What I’m saying is (and I’m not trying to be rude) this is a normie perspective that 97% of people hold where they see that and think it’s the end all be all. Not even close. I work in telecom and this shit coming down the pike is about to make strides for 6G that are hard to even put into words. Talking massive improvements (trillions) in base station efficiency. Already happening. Google recent news about Viettel testing and announcements from MWC. And that’s just the industry I’m in. I can only imagine how it’s going in other industries.

>>57826425
Indeed. I called this out when I first saw deepfakes years ago. Basically said this was the Information Age version of an atom bomb. Nobody listened of course.

>> No.57826531

>>57826460
I might not be. This could just be an AI glowie bot you're talking about trying to push an agenda. You'll never know.

>> No.57826608

I really hate this market, like really.

>> No.57826613
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Is this image ai generated or photographed?

>> No.57826623

>>57826613
Generated, you can tell from their oddly sized feet. Cat is wearing clown paws.

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>>57825829
The iShares BTC ETF is a derivative of the Bitcoin crypto on the stock market. The boomer retirement funds, hedge funds and family offices are piling in hundreds of millions a day. Come the 11th, it will be a safe habor pick, global assets will flood in.

Can't pink the Fink.

>> No.57826746

>>57826456
This b8 deserves at least one (you).

>> No.57826761

>>57826502
A lot of people buy the bonds and then just hold them to maturity. They don't care about the secondary market price. They just accept the yield at the time of purchase and that's it.

>> No.57826831

>>57826374
>This shit is like getting in on the internet in 1996.
What is the dot-com bubble.

>> No.57826832

>semi futes

yes fucks yes

>> No.57826879

Damn, this crypto run makes me writhe with FOMO
I was uber bullish AI 18 months ago, and I barely bought anything, can't really explain why beyond a mix of utter stupidity and greed for a deeper bottom
I can't just look away, I can't force myself to just buy now, perfect recipe to buy the exact top
send help

>> No.57826900

>>57826746
There's nothing special about AI. You just sound like an arrogant college kid that thinks he's got the world figured out

>> No.57826902

>>57826831
The Dotcom bubble didn't kill the internet. Their is a difference between the market and the actual technology. The money is sifting through the shit and finding the Google and Amazon of AI that will survive the AI Bubble imploding.

Why do people keep acting like the internet died and never advanced after the Dotcom bubble burst? Like right the bubble burst the internet saw some of its biggest technological leaps.

Did you know there was an automobile bubble? Did you know every company released a car at one point? Bubbles create opportunities.

>> No.57826904

>>57826879
>Damn, this crypto run makes me writhe with FOMO
Just DCA if you want to then, just be prepared to average down for along time if it crashes and don't panic sell. I cba with crypto personally - it's boomer rock tier for the digital age.

>> No.57826906

>2 billion penalty for AAPL
Pay it up, Cookie.

>> No.57826915

Dump'eet

>> No.57826926

>>57826902
>The Dotcom bubble didn't kill the internet.
Where did I say that it did? We're on a board talking about investments / making money. 95% of dot-com bubble stocks were never seen again. If you think you can pick the 5%, then good for you, but even Amazon did like a -90% and took a long time to recover.

>> No.57826928

>>57826902
https://youtu.be/YRgNOyCnbqg?si=Q1FH2x5RSYw_oF4j

>> No.57826944

You guys are right there is an AI bubble going on. The problem is that you guys expect things to deflate too quickly. The internet bubble took 6 years before it popped. Bitcoin was called a scam and gay for fucking 10 years and yet it's still fucking booming. These bubbles take longer than you expect to fucking blow up.

>> No.57826967

>>57826879
>Damn, this crypto run makes me writhe with FOMO
Why tho? Why not FOMOing about Nvidia, or ARM, or AMD

>> No.57826970

>NVDA 842$

>> No.57826972

Guys. I just sold all off the rest of my Nvidia shares. Bought in at a 70/share average in 2018/19

I've made pretty much a 1000% gain. This is for sure the only time in my life that I'll be able to catch lightning like this. Too bad I was only in for 28 shares.

How'd I do? Am I retarded for not holding longer?

Thinking of putting all of the money into SOXQ.

>> No.57827004

>>57826972
Whatever you do, don't buy in higher and then hold as it goes down

>> No.57827005

>>57826972
Shouldve just held till $1000. Theres literally no way it wont hit $1000. No telling where itll go from there, but its going there. Maybe you can buy back in on a dip below $800 if youre really lucky

>> No.57827028

>>57826972
I would have waited for NVDA 1200 (3t market cap) but those are still sick ass gains.

>> No.57827046

>>57827005
Why are you so sure? I feel like competitors will slowly eat away at Nvidia's market share. Google themselves don't even need Nvidia gpus as they make their own Tensor core designs for Gemini.

With SOXQ I'll be buying all of the major players in the semi-conductor industry.

Sure it won't be a 10x in 5 years like my Nvidia was but it will most likely beat the s&p 500 at least.

>> No.57827050
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>>57826928
Have ya seen the amount of porn AI can make?

>>57826926
Don't be upset you get called out for being a Boobler.
>UOOOH THE ECONOMY IS BOOBLING GUYS
>I SUSPECT THIS IS A BOOBLE
>REMEMBER THE DOOT COOM BOOBLE
>TOOLIP MANIA
>EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS WRONG BECAUSE IT'S A BOOBLE
>JUST WAIT UNTIL THE BOOBLE POOPS
>DID YOU KNOW JAPAN WAS IN A BOOBLE
>LOOK AT THESE CHARTS IT'S PRETTY BOOBLEISH

>> No.57827060

>>57827050
>No rationale argument
>Results to childish insults and ad-hominins
Okay

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>>57825412
How do I into this?

>> No.57827072

>>57827046
Then put it all in soxq if you want. Nothing can stop NVDA, that much has been proven already. Its already been attacked multiple times and it just keeps pumping like a retard.

>> No.57827080
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57827080

Is it only me feeling it's probably a good time to put some money into China? The recent sell-off was very deep so there's limited downside risk, CCP will prop the markets further, and its not like the Chinese economy is going to perform great but Japan doesn't do either and their stocks are skyrocketing, and Jan 23 high on Hang Seng is 25% off and 35% off on HSCEI so the upward potential there is fucking great. There are reports shorting pressure has eased and it seems smart money will slowly start being pumped back into China. Looks like a great risk/reward set-up honestly, all their issues and geopolitics aside it's not like China is collapsing and how much further can their stocks drop.

>> No.57827079

>>57827046
I'd say not worth the risk of holding NVDA when you made +1000%. Put the money somewhere else where you feel more comfortable EVEN if you have less gains in the end. You can never tell and ease of mind might be worth it.

>> No.57827084

>>57826241
>>buying COIN calls @360 target price expiring in june
>Should I do it, /SMG/?
LAST CHANCE, YES OR NO?

>> No.57827085

>>57827060
Fallacy fallacy.

Yeah I read the /pol/ fallacy chart too shouting fallacy as an argument is not in itself an argument.

>> No.57827087

>>57826944
Not to mention we're talking about Nvidia here. Even if it's currently overvalued due to the AI bubble, it's still an incredible company overall. That's like someone during the dot.com bubble saying don't invest in Microsoft or Amazon because there is a bubble. Nvidia isn't going anywhere even if the AI bubble were to pop tomorrow.

>> No.57827095

>>57827050
Actually no. I have not seen yet a real AI pornvideo. Only pics here that are softcore, like Taylorswift etc. But no real porn.

>> No.57827111

>>57826904
fair advice, putting at least a little in does tend to calm me down and not overthink what you can't change
>>57826967
oh, those make me feel the same, it's just FOMO stacking over time
the first two years of my investing career translated almost exclusively to awareness of many opportunities I missed - time spent stressing over it, pointlessly
Clearly serious issues with my mindset, I should either accept risk if I want outsized gains, or default to few ETFs and call it a day

>> No.57827113

>>57827095
Top men the beat and brightest Boomers from around the world are making it a reality.

>> No.57827123

>>57827087
True

>> No.57827130

>>57824335

chimp out at six flags Atlanta

>> No.57827143

The UK is the only actually functioning market. Everything else just follows the US and can't do shit outside of US trading hours, except pump.

>> No.57827146

What are some likely future events and what's some strong positions in either outcome?

>> No.57827158

>>57827113
I literally don't understand what you just said.

>> No.57827173
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Here's the truth about AI driven chip demand that everyone is missing. It's all a mirage.

Training the models is computationally very demanding. But running them is extremely cheap by comparison. To train a model you need billions or trillions of iterations. To simply run the model as a user, to get an output from inputs, you run it once.

This is fundamentally different from the software paradigm that has driven demand for chips in the traditional software era. Software development is extremely cheap by comparison to running it at scale to serve users and consumers, which is where the sustainable source of massive compute demand comes from.

Now as the AI dev ecosystem matures you will have base models developed by a few large companies that are licensed out and fine tuned by specialists which are then used at scale, similar to the current OS and software ecosystem.

The issue for chip demand is that training the base models is largely a 1 time thing. Sure new architectures will come out that will require training from scratch, but that won't happen often. Currently we're in the phase of the cycle where many companies are training many base models. But, over time the number of companies participating in the creation of base models will decline and since the dominant base models have already been trained, all that will be needed will be to fine tune them or give the occasional update.

When that happens, compute demand for training models will collapse. Yes you will have many people using the models, but I can't stress enough how cheap they are to run. You could serve millions of people's queries to ChatGPT on a few GPUs. This doesn't even take into account the GPT tailored hardware that will make things even more efficient.

So basically, chip demand for AI is development driven not consumer driven which is the inverse of the current software dev paradigm and which is not sustainable for long term chip sales. Current chip sales are unsustainably hype driven.

>> No.57827182

>>57827087
Top signal. Glad I sold this morning.
>>57827079
Thanks anon - feel a lot better. Only question is do I DCA into an index or invest it lump sum. I know statistically lump sum is better but things *seem* really overpriced now.

>> No.57827185

>>57827084
The break-even price is 370 or +70% in 3 months. Plus the IV is high.

>> No.57827188

>>57827130
You mean teenagers getting rowdy

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57827190

He shorted NVDA.

>> No.57827199

>>57827158
A bunch of hentai addicted programmers from around the world are working on AI that can generate better porn.

>> No.57827202

>>57827173
That's what I've said as well - NVDA earnings have been impressive because people have been building out their GPU server farms. What happens when they finish this?

>> No.57827206

Should I buy NVIDIA or SPY?

>> No.57827233

>>57824380
Buy some SOXL, a little SOXS, and hold some cash. If SOXL doesn't go up your SOXS will. Use the cash to buy into the dip. When you're out of cash your SOXS will be worth a mint. Sell it and buy even more SOXL.
It will eventually pay off.
If SOXL keeps mooning, then you can forget about the SOXS money, but you can use it as insurance that enables you to wait for higher returns on SOXL.

>> No.57827238

>>57827202
Yeah I remember all the render farms from the mid 2000s never needed upgrading ever again. All you ever needed was an nvidia 8600 for the rest of forever.

>> No.57827243

Just dumped my life savings in NVIDIA
>M04R

>> No.57827244

NVIDIA to 900 EOW

>> No.57827245

>>57827188

Diversity is our strength.

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How do etfs even work?

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Good luck protecting your AI gains without a high quality handgun built with pride in the United States of America by Sturm, Ruger and co..

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>>57826972
Good job anon, you have secured a profit where most wouldn't. You should never feel bad taking a 1000% gain even if it goes to 2k/share.

>> No.57827271

>>57827251
quantum physics
you buy but aren't allowed to observe so the number goes up
in an alternate dimension the number goes down

>> No.57827275

I have been busy working and haven’t had a chance to visit /smg/ for a few months. Why the fuck is NVDA pumping? Their quarterly report was dog shit.

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>>57827050
>Have ya seen the amount of porn AI can make?
I have, and I am what you could call an leet gooner on that matter, it is very tilting how much the models by big tech are intentionally kneecapped currently. When you work around their current filters, (it is possible to semi regularly trick it) you truly see the future preview already.

>y use big tech when SD exists?
Because their models are superior atm, and I use both, it is a disgrace that all smut imaginable is currently locked behind a filter.
Whoever is the first to release an unfiltered model will rule all the gooner content forever

>> No.57827286

>>57827238
Upgrading every few years is a lot different vs starting from zero.

>> No.57827287

>>57827185
>The break-even price is 370 or +70% in 3 months. Plus the IV is high
Is this a yes or no? Talk clearly Anon

>> No.57827299

>>57827287
Well, do you expect the price of the stock to jump 70% or more in the next 3 months?

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Are we buying COST calls or puts?

>> No.57827332

Nancy Pelosi sure is good at investing

>> No.57827335

>>57827259
Thanks anon! I'll be kicking myself if it goes to 2k/share though haha. But moving the gains to a mix of VOO and SOXQ feels like a safe bet. At least much safer than Nvidia.

>> No.57827350

>>57827332
Can you link the pelosi trade tracker

>> No.57827384

>>57827299
>Well, do you expect the price of the stock to jump 70% or more in the next 3 months?
I mean maybe, but I definitely expect it to pump about 20-30% more in the next weeks which would already translate to a fat plus

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57827399

Everyone must be hungry for the NVDA 0.04 cash dividend

>> No.57827438

>>57827282
are there any specific investment options for AI porn?

>> No.57827446

>>57827438
Yeah Nuts, ticker: DEEZ

>> No.57827448

>>57827438
Far as I know no, due to it being so restricted.
If you ever see even a medium sized company to bring out an unrestricted high quality NSFW model, go all in desu

>> No.57827456

>>57827182
If you thought this was the top, why the fuck would you want to DCA into a semiconductor index right now instead of buying in after the crash? Are you expecting Nvidia to crash but semis in general to be unaffected? It's pretty much guaranteed that if Nvidia goes down, so will most other related companies.

>> No.57827469

>>57825184
>95 percent of my money is in my brokerage account.
95 percent of my money is in call options on BIG earnings

>> No.57827482

>>57827456
Nope. I foresee other companies slowly chipping away at Nvidia's market share. The semiconductor sector will do great in general and will be a safer bet long term.

>> No.57827489

>>57827456
I work for AMAT and our build plan has not decreased AT ALL since 2021
Our build plans did a x2 in 2020-21 and have not pulled back since
Looking into 2025 is still strong demand for all major chip producers
The Defense angle for chip foundries is critical too, AI is not the only driving metric

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Am I genuinely the only suffering Apple bag retard here or the only one willing to admit it?

>> No.57827498

I’ve never seen such a top signal like the one for NVDA

>> No.57827511

>>57827497
It will recover once Apple announces their AiPhone

>> No.57827515

>>57827482
I don't understand technology, but I assume semiconductors are like the foundation of the sector. So even if downstream areas bubble and burst, semiconductors will always be needed and there is room for improving the technology. I say all this as someone who owns nothing in the semiconductor area

>> No.57827521

>>57827497
>3Tn market cap
Surely you would just be better buying the index at that point from a risk / rewards pov?

>> No.57827524

>>57826422
>>57826831
>Yeah the Internet was big news and then there was a bubble
Yes but the dotcom bubble was a ton of shit startups getting insane valuations and 4 digit P/Es all over the place. Besides the Nasdaq would need to pump FAR higher than that.
If that happens again you should be wary, but this is nowhere near the case right now. The top AI performers are cash cows like nvidia and microsoft
>>57827286
thankfully nvidia has a backlog of 5 years already lmao. GAFAMs don't care. They have tons of cash and they will buy new shit to get ahead of competition.

>> No.57827525

>>57827489
Seeing that you work in the industry... Do you try and pick winners when investing or do you just buy a semiconductor index? I feel the latter is safer as the "biggest" semiconductor company has shifted a lot historically from one player to another.

Would love to get your thoughts on it.

>> No.57827543

>>57827521
So it does in fact seem
I'm just assuming at this point might as well hold out until recovery, but every day it seems dumber
And of course it'll recover the next day post my sale

>> No.57827567

>TFW I still have 18 shares of spirit airlines i bought at 15 bucks
At this point I don't even see the point of selling kek.

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57827574

>>57827253
>undertaker poster
>no stonecold poster

>> No.57827577

>>57827525
SOXL
I cannot easily perceive which semi companies will pop next
We are close with Dell but I did not expect Dell to blow off last week
So my advise is SOXL or SOXX for broad exposure
I also think Semi Tool companies like AMAT have tons of growth potential still, whereas Intel or TSMC is slowing down
I see a future where every major city has chip foundries

>> No.57827583

>>57827525
not him and not in the industry but I believe you're better off by buying a semi ETF or even leveraging the nasdaq if you're ballsy. stockpicking historically never rewards you for the additional risk taken, no matter the industry, country or context

>> No.57827620

>>57827577
>I see a future where every major city has chip foundries
How on earth do you see this as possible. Foundries need a ton of space and a ton of supporting resources. Just going to write this one off as another top signal. Insane postings are popping up more and more.

>> No.57827622

>>57827577
Agree with you. I'm in software dev and semi-conductors are now the backbone of our society. People think it's just in phones / computers but they are used literally in everything. Even in your fridge.

I've played with SOXL and have had shares since 2021 but have sold those off recently as well. the leverage decay was just too much for me.

I'm sold. Buying SOXQ (cheaper version of SOXX) with my Nvidia loto winnings!

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>futes

>> No.57827644

>>57827525
>>57827577
>>57827583
BESI here
A lot AI shit is bullshit tho. I saw the earning report saying we do AI but the actual implementation is laughable at best. And my worry is everyone, be AI semi or not is being dragged into it. This can't end positively.

>> No.57827645

>>57827567

Kek

There’s an anon who has a huge bag of some kids digital entertainment that’s absolute dog shit, I forgot the ticker but it always makes me laugh when he posts jr

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>>57827622
If Taiwan was invaded that would Heem all semiconductor stocks in one instant though

>would never happen!
Who knows at this point

>> No.57827651

>>57827620
He's not crazy. Countries are moving away from relying on China / others. Everyone wants to be able to manufacture these chips domestically just in case someone else pulls a Putin and fucks things up even more.

>> No.57827663

Apple will be banned in Europe.
You heard it here first.

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I think I'm buying preppy clothes today. Ralph Lauren, American Eagle, Abercrombie.

>> No.57827684

>>57827645
>Kek
Well to be fair there still is a miniscule chance that it gets sold after trump reverses the decision, although I doubt it'll be at 23 bucks

>> No.57827691

>>57824771
>so many of these "dotcom bubble" companies became the current magnificent 7
After a TWELVE YEAR DIPPARINO that would have been better to buy in.

>> No.57827695

>>57827620
Technology is spreading
If society collapses and we no longer need LED's and computers, then I agree with you
But if things continue as they are, then the need for IC's only grows
So the need for chip foundries will grow as well

>>57827622
IC's are in almost everything these days
Industrial society comes to a standstill if the chips don't arrive in time

>>57827644
Yes we are in a bubble at the moment, but semi's have still entered a 'New Paradigm' relative to pre-2020

>> No.57827698

>>57827651
Yes he absolutely is. There will never be a fab somewhere like New York. There is no way to support it. Many countries will try to have many fabs but it is ludicrous to suggest on the scale of cities.

>> No.57827718

>>57827698
Not on Manhattan island, but close enough to support domestic production and exports, definitely

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57827727

it's our time now

>> No.57827733

>>57826471
Damn near back to $2 already too. It's going to be an interesting shoulder season to navigate.

>> No.57827734

I'm tempted to sell Nvidia because it's already way overpriced but I also believe it can be even more overpriced.

>> No.57827750

Shorting tesla. It's a risk I'm willing to take. People shorting NVIDIA are crazy. It's an incredible volatile stock. Whereas companies like TSLA have nowhere to go, but down. The common joe can't buy a new car, let alone a new EV.

>> No.57827753

>>57827046
Those Tensor chips are nothing special, they are just modified Exynos chips, slightly behind Qualcomms Snapdragons, and with far more heat output
>t. Pixel 7 Pro user

>> No.57827756

>>57827734
I can't believe that the best strategy for the entire year has been just keep buying NVIDIA, truly demoralizing
It has to eventually end

>> No.57827763

>>57827253
You'd best try an AXON NIGGER SHOCKER first because they are locking folks up for self defense these days.

>> No.57827764

>>57826291
Would it be worth buying this company stock, I’m an ambush predator buyer and I like to wait until a stock massively drops and that’s when I strike to buy in.

>> No.57827771

>>57827753
I wasn't talking about their phones. I was talking about their servers that are powering their version of meme AI (Gemini).

>> No.57827776

>>57827664
I just sold RL last week because it has nothing to do with NATGAS AND OIL.

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If overnight trading holds. My retard style will now be ITM

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>>57827663
delusional bobo thesis

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>>57826291
Well if "The Asian Investor" says so...

>> No.57827836

Good morning sirs!

>> No.57827841

>>57827764
Check out SNOW.

>> No.57827842

>train derailment
>NSC

>> No.57827857

Total Weimar Armageddon

Your money will be worth nothing
Your stocks will be worth nothing
Your bonds will be defaulted on
Your precious metals, land and real estate will be seized by armed men
Your cryptoshit will get the plug pulled and cease to exist

>> No.57827878

>>57827663
impressive. I'll cap

>> No.57827880

showtime lads

>> No.57827882

>>57827764
ESTC took a dip after earnings too.

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>>57827857
that's at least 2 weeks away

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>>57827857

>> No.57827909
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57827909

Almost time. Put on your war faces.

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>>57827857
based

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>>57827857
thats a hyperinflation event. Its very optimistic.
the Deflationary event is much worse.

>> No.57827937

Fuck me. Should I just take the hit on my soun puts now and get in on something else

>> No.57827939

Black or dark blue blazer for the total annihilation of humanity and our savings

>> No.57827946

>>57827887
kek

>> No.57827954

>>57827909
not decadent.
Totally normal.

>> No.57827966

>>57827931
I’d argue we’re already past hyperinflation. No one carries cash anymore because it’s dumb to carry $1000s in cash for weekly/monthly expenses. We don’t need wheelbarrows when everything is digital.

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>YF ON MARKET OPEN

>> No.57827972

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH
CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH
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CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

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>> No.57827980

You just feel it. You just know it's gonna pump again. What the fuck was that.

>> No.57827982

>>57827931
>Deflationary event
It doesn't exist, it's a bogeyman invented by terroristic keynesian economists and central bankers to scare retards into obedience. Meanwhile hyperinflation has destroyed nations and empires and derailed the entirety of world history time and time again, and it will happen again.

>> No.57827989

>>57827857
Probably not. Darkest realistic scenario for western nations is something like Ukraine War, Yugoslav Wars or slow descent into dystopianesque regimes that ban everything but enforce these laws when they feel like it.
Civilization, western one, is way too spread out, robust, varied, independent, adaptive.
Even Argentina keeps chugging along. Venezuela is a bit of a offshoot, and this could happen in select countries in the west as well. Not very probable since even dumps like Romania would dunk on any African or SAmerican country if we talk about rule of law, levels of civility.

That things might get worse in some ways that is true. But then new avenues might open for you to be successful if you adapt.

>> No.57827998

who caers what happens ill just keep going to work paying rent and chilling.

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Wtf was that?

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57828003

>>57827975
>15:30:01

>> No.57828004

>>57827975
Its Joever

>> No.57828007

Lol @ Jewgle

>> No.57828014

This will be our time, incel bros. Normies will soon get recked. Sex-havers will be destroyed. Bankers will jump to their deaths. Couples will turn on each other. Liberals will suffer.
They will soon all be as miserable as us when the big crash comes. They will no longer be above us, we will finally be on the same level.
We just need the world to end. For everything to be reduced to nothing. In there is our redemption. Maybe we will have sex too in such a world.
Let's pray to Lord Kek for destruction

>> No.57828015
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>All in FNGD
>Cancelled order for NYCB (I wanted to buy some to sell calls (that will never exercise muahahaha))
>UVXY $5 call finna get sold for some quick bank (bought 4/5 at $1.81 Friday)
>SOXS $3.50 4/5 calls being acquired, so far 6 at $0.28

Feels weird to be a bear right now, but it also feels so right. If not today then tomorrow I’ll be rich!

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>>57827975

>> No.57828027

>>57828007
Bitcoin will flip google in market cap this week.

>> No.57828033

>>57827982
Literally stop being poor Jesus fuck

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>>57828003
>15:30
Hello fellow Yuropoor.

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>>57827975

>> No.57828059
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57828059

DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE BHARAT MATRIMONY SARS

>> No.57828074

>>57828054
People really don't know to put a wet towel over oil fires?

>> No.57828075
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Dammit Nvidia

>> No.57828077

I'm not racist. But STOP BUYING EU YOU BURGERNIGGERS. LITERAL SLURPBOTS

Even on CNBC this white woman
>HAHAAHAH, yeah, eh the ISM was 47 nad below what was expected, but that fuels rate cuts and is good for stocks (something along that line on friday closing bell)
Literal METHaddicts RATECUThopium

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>>57823316
No I don't own Chinese stocks btw. Well, not more than 5k on just Tencent.
Mostly it's long term options on good companies that makes me get huge returns.

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>>57828027
Its gonna beat apple very easy. MAG7 will be poopy7. AI dumpster bear run soon.

>> No.57828093

>>57828004
I bought some just a few days ago, thinking it's somewhat reasonably priced considering how capable Gemini is
wrong!

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Very natural Intel price movements today. Nothing to see here.

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>> No.57828116

AMD doin a lil sum sum

>> No.57828119

>>57828094
each time I see that 14T cap, an image of house of cards enters my mind

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>AMD
>NVDA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57828143

Holy shit nvda just gapped up to $852

>> No.57828144

can somebody explain the bitcoin stock?

>> No.57828153

>>57828119
Why? Central Banks are one of the primary buyers.

>> No.57828155

>>57828094
>some digital shit that only consumes electricity and is at best good for buyign illegal stuff is almost as much worth as silver that is used in all kinds of industries etc.

>> No.57828157

>>57828119
its gold though...how exactly is gold going to come tumbling down? Besides being used to back currency it has legitimate uses

>> No.57828156

SMCI new highs

>> No.57828162

>>57828143
LOL

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>9:42am
I drank the vodka

>> No.57828175

YPF doing a lil sum sum before earnings. You were duly notified.

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Can the rotten Jews keeping Intel down after every attempt to breakout knock it off? It's really fucking obvious at this point.

>> No.57828183

SMCI has reached what appears to be a permanently high plateau.

>> No.57828184

Not enough money to buy a single put on SMCI

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LMT and LLAP’s gambit to boost the stock price was a success. By providing an absolute price floor, investor confidence was boosted during a bull market. Live Long And Prosper will hit 1.50 for sure, and maybe soar higher

>> No.57828206

>>57828179
Sorry, i had to strengthen my position.
>>57828183
>>57828184
This market clearly wants higher.

>> No.57828207

Looking at the S&P and NVIDIA, it probably is all nvda pulling the S&P again, right?

>> No.57828215

is apple going out of business?

>> No.57828217
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just went all in UGL. how fucked am I?

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>> No.57828235

>Microstrategy +16%
I'm gonna start a business call it MicroNano.

>> No.57828241

Friendly reminder that BITF will flip MARA in march.

>> No.57828244

BBAI TO THE MOON LETS GOOOOO

>> No.57828247
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57828247

>he didnt buy SMCI at $800

Kek baggie

>> No.57828249

>>57828215
Yes and Jewgle

>> No.57828251

>>57828235
https://youtu.be/7MNEF7kjf9s?si=bMcbLtwE22hzGnFl

Reminds myself of that

>> No.57828256

>>57828153
>>57828157
I have more than I'm comfortable with, but can't justify selling when we still are at peak rates
but it just feels like there so much room for money flow elsewhere, who will want boomer rocks when next decade is AI AI AI, explosive growth and deflation

>> No.57828269

>>57828235
you have to have a microstrategy if you have a micropenis

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>lunr down again
somebody needs to stand up for the moon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgObuJfyIBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6BvPQNjQc

>> No.57828278

510.6x spytarget

>> No.57828281

>>57828272
Bought 200 more shares today

>> No.57828282

>>57828256
>who will want boomer rocks when next decade is AI AI AI
Central banks, Russia, China, India

>> No.57828284

Remember to buy ANF calls this week before earnings!

>> No.57828294
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Oh boy making money from stocks is hard work

>> No.57828316

buy AAPL?

>> No.57828320

Should I DCA or lump sump invest in NVDA?

>> No.57828326

>>57828215
They havent mentioned AI enough so theyre taking a shit

>> No.57828337

>>57828316
The problem with AAPL is that its market cap is already maxxed out. It can’t grow, beyond just inflation over time. Now is the time to invest in growth. Buy HIMS, NXE, and LAAC. Possibly UEC

>> No.57828338

>psssst: research forum event happening at Microsoft this week

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>>57828074
Quite the rapscallion, aren't you?

>> No.57828359

>>57828337
The problem with Apple is that their internal culture sucks and they can't maintain their software. I called it last year and made money shorting them.

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SMCI chads... we are so back

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>>57828320
>buying near or the top
why?

>> No.57828365

>>57828282
well I'm not selling all of it, but Russia for example seems more like a risk, why would they not dump gold when under pressure for long

>> No.57828382

>>57828215
Unlikely, they have masses of cash and good people. They'll bounce back at some point. There could be an opportunity like META in 2022 coming.

>> No.57828384

>>57828338
How do we profit from this info?

>> No.57828388

>AAPL is now below $180
how over is it

>> No.57828396

>>57828007
AHHHH I SOLD A 135 PUT
no big deal wouldn't mind being assigned tbqh famalam

>> No.57828403

>>57828365
Sell gold and buy.... what?

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>>57828217
why?

>> No.57828409

>>57828364
10 years from now people will be willing to sell their soul for the chance to buy nvda at the current top

>> No.57828413

>>57828384
I don't know maybe you should buy stock of the greatest company on earth

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Geico laid off 8% of staff last week. At what point will people admit there's a recession?

>> No.57828435

>>57828388
VR Google were a flop, who woulda thunk it. They have nothing exciting in the pipeline, and people don't care about upgrading smartphones now.

>> No.57828447

>>57828431
Where they white? If so, that's a good thing honey. Bidenomics is working.

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>>57828294
you have no Idea how much I hate myself hanging out with my lunch like this. they're disgusting animals.
Retard style going strong. Tired of fighting the herd.

>> No.57828467

>>57828326
>>57828215
2 billion fine by EU.

>> No.57828472

>>57828403
knowing my track record? nothing, sit in cash and suffer
long-ish term I want to own commodities (copper, not gold), because AI
but I agree there are no easy choices, except maybe Chyna

>> No.57828479

>>57828074
>women
>people

>> No.57828502

>>57828431
That's braindead, they should be making a lot of money. This is why I dumped them.

>> No.57828519

Start a new thread you niggers

>> No.57828526

>>57828466
AI isn't a bubble fren, best get on-board when the stock dips a little, the next split is coming.

>> No.57828527

no

>> No.57828540

>>57828519
>advocating for the continuation of /smg/

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>>57828526
see look at all this bull shit.
I'm trying out this retard strength model and its working. The momemt this slows down you're lunch however.

>> No.57828565

>>57828406
cause everything else pumped already

>> No.57828580

I'm not baking.

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>>57828549
I bought at the equivalent of 88 bucks after the split, doesn't matter if the stock bobs up and down a little, I'm nobodies lunch

>> No.57828613

new
>>57828607
>>57828607
>>57828607

>> No.57828618

Some retard bought a friday MARA 35c from me for $80
theta gang where we at?

>> No.57828723

should i start drinking lads? meeting at 11, up a cheeky 2% so far

>> No.57829396

>>57827087
Amazon imploded after the dotcom bubble. Microsoft went nowhere for like 15 years